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Open Gameday Thread 6/4 (v1.0) Part III

Randy Johnson strikes out the grounds crew as they work on the field in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

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Randy Johnson strikes out the grounds crew as they work on the field in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

This team makes me nervous.



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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOTE:

This is technically not a first, this is a declaration of finding a post.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NOES

VILLONE

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fact!: His name includes a ‘V’.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone stop Molina, plz.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, if he’s running away then it won’t take much.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SUCK MOLINA

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLINA

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5 for his last 55?

.091

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, why did some of us think he might fall apart this year, being a fat catcher in his mid-30s? God, we need to stop looking for excuses to complain about the Giants.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What? You don’t want to extend him? Why do you hate this team?

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT HE DESERVES AN ALL STAR BID!! VOTE BENGIE!!!!!

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That really is the kiss of death for Giants. Remember Rowand last year?

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t get a hit the rest of the season, I think.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I picked up Ivan Rodriguez in fantasy so I wouldn’t have to play Molina.

I don’t have any other way of expressing how bad he’s been.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll trade you David Ortiz for him!

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm considering it

I guess I have two ways now.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here coems the Molina hate.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Molina hate sustains me.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 Pitch Molina

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

6 for 54

that’s positively Bocockian

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by delorean on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aside from having given up 1 run (unearned), great job by Randy in saving our bullpen for the late innings, given it’s a doubleheader.

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great job by RJ, even including giving up 1 run.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Ron Villone is in

The worst Opening Day Starter in the history of recorded time

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

link to burriss dp vid? that’s not “MLB premium?”

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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

keep your kinks to yourself

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

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by delorean on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think you can watch it in-game unless you pay.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't pay for porn dps

I sure as hell as hell aint payin for baseball

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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it technically "porn" if it is video of oneself?

Just asking.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you have Gameday Audio you can watch in the pop-up window.

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lies

where?

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look under “highlights” here.

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be damned

my window was too small and covering it up

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson is killing us

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCORE RUNS!!!

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

again?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SEKRIT MOSLEM

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of terrorist descent

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there another kind?

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s the HALF-BREED MUSLIN type:

http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/9/10/obama_sign_in_yard_stirs_up_neighbors.html

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LINE ITEM VETO

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by delorean on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…ins

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From official bio...
As a pilot in the Rebellion, Porkins ranked an impressive record of 16 confirmed kills in under 40 hours of actual combat flight time. His prowess remained unchallenged in the oft-neglected strafing run. For his expertise and his girth, he was nicknamed “Belly Runner.”

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beautiful

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Villone kinda sux.

Ishi can stick him.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bah

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess not.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you said Villalona kinda sux

And I was ready to question your sanity. But then, I realized I was wrong.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naw, that’s Evan.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders coming in

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what on earth for?

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Old guy is old.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but…78 pitches? And due up 3rd next inning?

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by EliminateMe on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s somewhat consistently fallen apart around 85+ pitches this year. It’s also getting wet out there. I’m fine with it. I’d like to see him leave Medders in for 2 innings though.

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR DOUBLE SWITCH

this is really shocking

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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol offense

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope the Giants hitters decide to play in the second game too.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope the Giants hitters decide to play in the second game too.

Fixed.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see Ishikawa has a double today. I guess that means it’ll be an extra week before he plays again. Bochy only seems to want to play him when he’s struggling.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His double was basically a dribbler down the 1B line.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t talk back.

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by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His double was a ground ball to first that Johnson had to dive to and it tipped off his glove.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he had to dive

I assume it had SOME velocity…..

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by merkin on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he had fought off a few nice pitches with 2 strikes before hitting the double.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I SAID DON’T TALK BACK.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY I tell people when and when not to do things around here.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone going to stick around for both games??

This could go one for another 6 hours (with possible rain).

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLfense

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

At 78 pitches, pulling out Johnson? Does he look done, or is Bochy more concerned about getting him win 300? Ie, in a double-header, you ideally want to leave your bullpen in good shape.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He looked a little stiff after his dive.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the bullpen was so effective last time out.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pulling out Johnson

That rarely works.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pulling out Johnson will get you……nah I won’t go there.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pulling out

Nine months later, it’s Father’s Day

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sitting here thinking “No, Father’s Day is in two wee—oooooooooooooh…”

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i submit for your approval

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by merkin on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

invisible link

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by merkin on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t he have like only 60 something pitches last time out?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants hitter peruses baseball rulebook

[leans in, squints]
[mouth drops open]

Hey, guys! Did you know you’re actually allowed to score in MORE than one inning each game?

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lies!

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Devilry!

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy is pulling out his Johnson?

Mrs. Bochy will be thrilled

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MASN dudes thinks Johnson might be hurt.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah but they work for masn

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they cover the Natinals so they're probably bored and making things up

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson should really be a reliever after this season.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the rain again…

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Falling on my head like a memory,
Falling on my head like a new emotion.

I want to walk in the open wind.
I want to talk like lovers do.
I want to dive into your ocean.
Is it really with you?

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

U DED DAWG

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, time to commute

Don’t lose the game while I am driving.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Duke struck out

And I heard him say “FUCK!”

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like hearing baseball players yell “Fuck!”

It’s fun when they’re on the other team.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tulowitzki F bomb

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

turn off that mike!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Medders lookin’ good.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As good as Gordon Beckham’s hair?

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by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to stick a knife in his hair

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’d shatter.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could stick a really long one in there without hitting flesh. It’s like an Aryan Afro – an Aryfro, if you will.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won’t.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think he’s got 3.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only two. Struck out Dukes and Kearns. Belliard popped out.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost wrote “pooped out”.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking Johnson.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching the Sharks get rolled

I heard one of the REF’s tell a player “BECAUSE I DON”T LIKE WHERE YOUR FUCKING HAND’S AT" on tv.

awesome.

by FairweatherFan on Jun 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EAT THE HEAD! EAT THE HEAD!

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWHS

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How’s the doppler, weather nerds?

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

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Should be clearing after this for a while. But there are storms all over.

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You know, it sounds like someone’s popping popcorn.

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CALL THE GAME

THIS WEATHER IS DANGEROUS.

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Damn I was beaten

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with a wet noodle?

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Those poor microphones might never recover.

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Alberto Gonzales?

Isn’t that the Cuban kid Janet Reno kidnapped?

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by merkin on Jun 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Elian.

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quick fix

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Let's compromise

It’s both!

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

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you sure?

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by merkin on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know who I was pretty sure was going to suck?

Brandon Medders.

Didn’t he walk like half of the first 20 batters he faced?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still think he’s going to suck

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At least his K-rate is solid

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it’s about average for a reliever.

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I don’t want him closing or setting up but you could do worse for a 6th/7th inning guy.

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 is average?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL relievers have a 7.6 K/9 heading into today’s game. So he’s essentially average, slightly above. His walk rate is pretty bad.

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HATE HIM MORE

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his FIP is probably below 4 now..

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

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I never thought he’d make the team.

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I’m so glad you could see the historic nature of this game in the stands.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

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It’s pretty sad weather. I’m not quite sure how people don’t get this.

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I can’t tell what’s worse, the current Giants offense or the 49ers offense from 2 years ago in this game they are showing on the NFL Network

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This team can score more than that Niners offense.

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Very true

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We have nobody near as good as Frank Gore

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eew

why are they showing that?

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for the lulz

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is Yakety Sax playing in the background?

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It should have been when Rackers missed the FG.

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Actually the game they are showing, the 49ers won.

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THIS IS NO WEATHER FOR BASEBALL

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

If the game gets called before more the Nats get another AB, does Medders get the SAVE?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think so

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Yes. Rule 10.19(a) says "finishing pitcher."

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Man, can you think of a worst way to win your 300th than on an away game, in Washington, with 1,500 people in the stands, on a rainout?

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 4, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that sucks.

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If the Nationals were still the Expos, there wouldn’t be anyone there at all, and it would be a much worse stadium.

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But there’d be no rainout

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There could be if part of the roof fell off.

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by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, was that in Montreal or the Kingdome? Now I can’t remember.

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by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well. Stade Olympique was enough of a death threat that it could’ve happened, I’m sure.

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by jcb9 on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he’d get to win it against his first team.

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Kruk and Kuip would get a kick out of the old couple drinking alcohol from phony binoculars. Remember them?

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I thought they were at candlestick every game?

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And I just violated one of someone’s pet peeves there.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about in relief?

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Romo sighting.

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And Medders is up…WTF

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Romo warming up.

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This offense is looking like normal now

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MEDDERS AB

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what is this I don't even

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh why?

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by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like one time when it would have been a really good idea to double switch…

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Boche: “No, I couldn’t, because when you’re playing in the American League — or, the National … wait, Washington used to be in Montreal, so it was the National League but now it’s the … shoot. I think I did a bad thing.”

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Er. Bochy?

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i lol'ed

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They used to be the International League.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is awesome.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders reminds me of Bonds in the box.

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Without the discipline.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Among other things.

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Bochy an idiot?

Trick question!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t mind, it’s not like a pinch hitter was gonna get on base

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUBWAY YOUR FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG SONG IS NOT AS CLEVER AS YOU THINK

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It only is if a really hot girl is saying it.

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footlong yum rocket

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost choked

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

twss

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ERROR: cannot TWSS yourself.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can this decision be appealed?

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. I am the final judge. Well Grant is but he’s not here so I win.

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I’ve done it a few times. But I can claim an exemption because I am a she.

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Yes. And I guess Lars can get exemption as well, since he’s the TWSS king.

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I’d like to give you every inch of my love…
I’d like to give you every foot of my love….

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What no affeldt?

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bottom of the 8th…
do they ever call games anymore?

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If it keeps going probably will be called after this.

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lookin at weather underground, it looks to me like there will be a break later tonite. So even if they take a break, can probly resume at some point. Don’t know what to say about second game. OK, I will say: Giants will not hit if there is a second game.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 4, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NINERS WIN

A year and a half ago.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LIES

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what game was that?

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NFL Network game.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At Arizona in 2007. Warner fumbled in the end zone in OT and the Niners fell on it and won.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

I remember that. Willis made a GREAT play to save that game

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Yes! Cripplefight 2k7

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balls

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

time to blow it!

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TWSS!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually TWHS

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no girls on the internet

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Doesn’t have to be. Perhaps she’s just excited.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing he hit

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zz

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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing he let him bat

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Why leave him in to hit then?

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why the fuck would you have Medders hit for himself if you were going to take him out as soon as he gave up a baserunner

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missing extraneous ‘z’

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not as bad as last year (in Colorado I think) where Sanchez hit for himself then didn’t come out to pitch at all the next inning

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Because otherwise you’d have a Giants hitter at the plate.

/shudders

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you’re an idiot?

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AFFELDT

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

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WTF Bochy?

AUGH.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt that Jeremy should have started this inning.

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Don’t suck, Jeremy.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

good thing Medders hit in the 8th.

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BORT BORT BORT

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by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha, one batter. Nice.

This is flat out stupid. What if the next game is a) rained out or b) not close? Use your Affeldt whenever you can, moron.

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Wait. They’re bringing in Affeldt? Not stupid. I got confused. It’s hard to follow the game when Rob Dibble is talking.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, I hate this team.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

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Rob Dibble = John Travolta in Face/Off, and I could eat a peach for hours.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/vomits

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

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I could listen to the TV producer in a Hard Day’s Night for hours.

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I hope he’s unlockable in Beatles Rock Band

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guLOLzman

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Hey it’s Grip again.

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Just noticed lol.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Afeldt ends this quick enough, can he pitch in the next game?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d think Medders is still available too. He pitched 1+ but low pitch count.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LINCECUM IS AVAILBELE

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess what I’m thinking is how if a starter throws an inning and there’s a rain delay, he gets taken out.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should send Tanner Johnson up to bat next inning.

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tanner Scheppers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RENTERIA MADE A PLAY!!!

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit its Johnson

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me or has Renteria handled 90% of the balls in play hit by the Nats this afternoon?

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lots of ground outs

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handled balls

heh

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Porkins scares me

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So does Whiteside catch tonight?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikes

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT

Wilson is warming up

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t worry guys, it’s lefty on lefty, Bochy assured me there’s no way the batter gets a hit

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get the third out, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish NJ was our 1B.

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-1

SHIT SHIT SHIT

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 more

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AFFELDT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lefties hit Affeldt better than righties?

CHEWBACCA LIVING ON ENDOR

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if Chewbacca don’t make sense, you must acquit.

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy is unaware of these “stats” you speak of

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES WILSON

NOOOOO

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So what’s Matt Cain doing right now? Taking a nap?

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

poopin’

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not the worst thing there…

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BORT BORT OH SHIT BORT BORT

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes douche, I mean Wilson.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BOCHY

JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god what the fuck that thing on the back of wilson’s head

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILSON VS. ZIMMERMAN

OH JOY

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES

BIG PAPA DUBS

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn it if Wilson blows it I swear to god.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So… what is your grandmother’s weapon of choice?

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cane fu

She was proficient in hitting things with her cane.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the nut-crushing double

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey I hope you guys werent hoping to see history today

because there’s no fucking way this is ending well. GAME OVER

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/punts

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

with Dunn on deck?

DO NOT WANT

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

perhaps..

he is bringing in wilson now so affeldt could be used to close in the second game if need be?

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way bochy is that smart

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or dumb depending on how you look at it

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesnt think that far ahead

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy: “There’s a doubleheader tonight?”

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we fire Bochy?

Pretty pls?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I almost want to leave the room.

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool Papa Dubs

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALL 1!

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha a classic

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Armando

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks shopped

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Is Wilson in that or are they all gone?

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Is Wilson in that or are they all gone?

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez is at the back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is awesome

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKES

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

throw strikes, douchebag.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bringing in a rusty Brian Wilson is rarely a good idea.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, the strike 1 scared me.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKES DOUCHE

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just load em up

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just hit a fucking homer already and end this torture

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you fucking headcase, Wilson

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

brian wilson sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF WILSON

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCK NUTS

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BASES LOADED!

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I need to go check the mail…again… US Postal Service delivers twice a day now right?

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Affeldt isnt in. He couldnt do that

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 4, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OPEN BASE

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAARGH

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sacks full..I smell a wild pitch

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by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt gets more blame, he always walks lefties.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no.

wrong.
fail.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian wilson is thinking about the Fans in SF. He knows they want to see RJ get 300 at home.

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by Andy from DC on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Johnson just microwaved a cat

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grand slam, it will be crushed

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I get the feeling I’m going to want to break something in a minute.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to have a heart attack at work.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just assume the worst and let it wash over you, it’s better that way.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he won't have to

Baron’s mom will have killed him

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Wilson can stall, maybe it’lls tart raining and they’ll call the game and Johnson will get his win.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

$5

says no more sliders

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cannot resist

To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?

Welease Bwian!

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by timmeh on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-2

DONT FUCK THIS UP

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just heard a fan scream “HEY WILSON! YOU SUCK!” thru the television

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s not wrong

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be a Giants fan

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOUCHEBAG!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG OMG OMG OMG

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tk showed up!

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahead in the count?

FUCKING MIRACLE

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More of an illusion

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol crowd

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM GOING TO DIE

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2

FUCKING OF COURSE

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ohmygod wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2.

of course.

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

of course

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m calling the bases loaded soul crushing walk.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY BALLS

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL…herrrrre we go!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COME ON COME ON

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DRAMAAAAAA!!!!!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Lord.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god damn

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/hides under desk

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT

THE
FUCK
DOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It looked a little low, lolz.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looked good enough for me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay!

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YESSS

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We deserved it.

Bochy did not.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

god damn!

by FPTV on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I think Timmons might want Johnson to get this win.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not strike 3, but I’ll take it.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/had a heart attack

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what did he say?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did not think that was going to be s3!

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shocked over the top Jon Miller

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh. my. god.

heart attack.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i am completely incoherent. Pardon me.

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol that ump wants Randy to get number 300

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gameday says in the zone

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone take a deep breath, and get ready for round 2 in the ninth

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I REMEMBER

That’s why we didn’t sign Dunn

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Half Kidding. He has a very high strike out rate.

I would have still taken him since I’ve had him in my fantasy league for years

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, ya

that should’ve been a walk.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he has a good eye?

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he makes other pitchers throw more than 3 pitches per PA?

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he hits homers?

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so

you are saying that it’s typically VALID strategy to swing at anything Brian Wilson throws?

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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SARCASM

Sorry all.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if I can take another inning of that.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

defibulator, please.

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that went well

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by timmeh on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gameday sez you’re a bitch, Dunn

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was only the 8th inning.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHUTDOWN CLOSER

I never doubted him!

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

never doubted him

not at all

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still hate Brian Wilson

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still hate Bruce Bochy

And I didn’t even really hate him until today.

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Done!

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by bgunn on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GameDay says a clear strike. So STFD baseball hater

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Espn Gameday

had it a foot low.

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only have gameday and Miller. Gameday called it a strike, and they don’t always agree with ump

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Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IM SUPER EXCITED

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MOST EXCITING .500 TEAM EVER

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I am not a fan of Brian WIlson

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But he has a 188 IQ and a mohawk and tattoos!

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im also in that club

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Dibble is mad

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TIM TIMMONS IS IN LINE FOR THE SAVE

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lol Dibble is mad

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, so maybe a little more offense?

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if Wilson walks 3 in the 9th we could see Howry. Hope Wilson gets the save.

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Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahah, The Nationals’ pitch tracker miraculously has that pitch way below the strike zone. How strange.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t a run or two make this easier?

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by bgunn on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not with this team.

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Papa Dubs did his job

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/vomits

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Papa Dubs?

Please do not say that ever again

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Every time i see that, I hate Wilson even more.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I had no idea he called himself that. Great

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL DUNN!

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

over/under

on number of pitches Giants see this inning?

I say 5.

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by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only if someone gets on.
Looks like you lucked out.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get the hate for Wilson

Yeah, he makes games a little more interesting than they need to be, but he’s not a jerk, he puts forth effort, and gets the save more often than not. You all act like we’ve had a better closer than him in the past 7 years.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He comes off as a jerk/douchebag to me, sorry to say.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I’ll admit that my hate for him is a bit irrational, because I know he’s our best reliever, but I just really don’t like him.

Plus the WHO CARES ABOUT HIS WHIP HE GETS TEH SAVEZ!!!! crowd irritates me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That very douchy Life of Brian on CSN pushes me over the edge

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m more in the “WHO CARES ABOUT HIS HAIR AND HIS TWITTER HE GETS TEH SAVEZZZ!!!!” crew :D

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still remember that awful Eatmando Blewnitez.

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he has terrible hair. This can all be forgiven when he’s pitching well, but he’s just not. I would also say that getting the save more often then not is not quite what we’re looking for.

by paboperfecto on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus his “I can’t pitch in non save situations!” BS. Whether that’s from him or from fans, it’s annoying.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but is that his fault?

Bochy should manage the team to their abilities. If someone doesn’t play well in a certain situation, that’s on Bochy for not realizing it.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that’s on Wilson for not being good enough to play in the majors.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, because it’s utterly bullshit to have a so called “Closer” who apparently can’t pitch in tie games. I don’t like the fact that this excuse is made for him sucking when we do need him to pitch well. And saying “Well Bochy shouldn’t play him then!” is bullshit because HE IS OUR BEST RELIEVER. TIE GAMES IN THE 9TH INNING AND LATER ARE AS HIGH LEVERAGE AS YOU CAN GET. IF YOU NEED PRESSURE, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PITCH THEN.

sorry this is one of my pet peeves

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IAWTC

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m totally with this, but (without looking it up) I just assume it’s our perception/small sample size. I’m sure he doesn’t really suck worse in tie games. If I’m wrong, then yeah, he’s a douche for that.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is he a deuche?

He’s just a limited ballplayer. If you’re going to get mad at someone for blowing a game, it should be Bochy for trotting him out there when he should know that he doesn’t do well in those situations.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the fact that he doesn’t do well in those situations is bullshit and makes him not as valuable a pitcher to us as he should be.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no reason for any player to be so sensitive he can only work in such a limited situation. Imagine a place kicker who could ONLY kick field goals in the fourth quarter. You’d boot that dude to the curb.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and only from 40 yards out

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason, bb-ref doesn’t have ERA for tie games, but he allows an .865 OPS against in tie games this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t doubt it is statistically true; i just suspect it isn’t statistically meaningful, if that makes sense. How many batters has he faced in tie games? 25? That’s not a real sample.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well yeah, I would agree. But it’s not so much the fact that there’s a statistically significant sample but the fact that there are fans who say things like “Well, who cares if he has pitched poorly in tie games, he can only pitch in save situations!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right. Concur completely.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in how big of a sample though?

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he needs to throw more strikes

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, he can levitate. That’s worth something.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh.

that story dissappeared.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

interesting

i don’t see it, but whatever.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has called himself Papa Dubs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His douchiness crossed the line from bad to so-bad-it’s-good with the whole Papa Dubs thing.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't hate wilson

but taking out affeldt for him there seemed like the wrong move to me. I guess it worked out, but not by much.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t hate him.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worrell was better

Also, 7 years ago it was 2002 and Nen was better.

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate not the Wilson.

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“hate Wilson”

whatever fuckers

"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds

by Persiflage on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get someone on base, jesus

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ALSO

LOL STUPID NATS ANNOUNCER

that was right down the fucking middle, douchebag.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey somebody other than you jinxed the no-hitter

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RLY??

Good thing I wasnt around I guess. I’m sure I would have said something stupid about it.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, shut the fuck up MASN announcers.

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv premium FTW

Kuips smooth voice all the way.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREAT SCOTT!

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do not listen to or watch the game when Wilson is pitching and you really have to pee.

Trust me, it’s torture.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER SINGLE

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/cow slams off face

by xanthan on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hitting streak!

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait what the fuck is a Giants baserunner?

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck

is a 2nd and 3rd, nobody out?!?!?

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF is “in play, run(s)”???

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by EliminateMe on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was definitely a strike. At least borderline. I can’t believe they’re apparently whining about it so much.

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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was completely in the zone, according to gameday

it wasn’t even close.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m listening on the radio. Was it down the middle of the plate?

by deuce deuce on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Down the middle,

in the lower part of the zone.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH RENT

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEAL IT GUYS

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOOSE SEAL

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run, Scott!

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, he was running.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OUR OFFENSE LIVES!!!!!!

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO BASERUNNERS

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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, second and third, no outs. What can go wrong?

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The offense was like “Holy Shit, we need to score more runs” after watching Wilson pitch last inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

but not too many! Needs to be a save stiuashun!

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because of the end of last inning, no matter how many runs they score, it’ll still be a save situation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Wilson.

Not necessarily for someone else Bochy brings in for random unexplained reasons.

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by EliminateMe on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Oh, because of the situation he entered the game in?

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

that’s stupid.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as stupid as getting a save in a 20 run game for pitching three innings.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this too

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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh

no more stupid that wins imo.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

than*

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then*

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 4, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

but they’re both pretty stupid.

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agree

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe they think Game 2 started

by snafu on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I should go check the mail again, again.

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just keep doing

whatever it is you were doing.

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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It should be 3-0

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASS ALL THE WAY

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY

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by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck yeah

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY MOFO!

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hanrahan – he’s like a Giant!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY FOR RANDY!

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by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sign of the apocolypse!

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by bgunn on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That shit is the bomb. Nice, classy job.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There we go!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy clutch

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT YOU FUCKING NATS ANNOUNCERS

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by bondslegend on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

INSURANCE

you guys can breathe about wilson’ comin’ back out next inning now :D

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unnnhhh, feels so goooood

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

INSURANCE!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

runs!!

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY AS FUCK

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All of the sudden I’m excited about this 300 thing.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Rickey Henderson is going to come out after the final out and take the base.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t care. This is a borrowed 300.

by SFGuy on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how so?

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