Open Gameday Thread 6/4 (v1.0) Part III
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Found it first!
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OH NOES
VILLONE
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
LOLINA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
5 for his last 55?
.091
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Now, why did some of us think he might fall apart this year, being a fat catcher in his mid-30s? God, we need to stop looking for excuses to complain about the Giants.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That really is the kiss of death for Giants. Remember Rowand last year?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I picked up Ivan Rodriguez in fantasy so I wouldn’t have to play Molina.
I don’t have any other way of expressing how bad he’s been.
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I'm considering it
I guess I have two ways now.
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Here coems the Molina hate.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
1 Pitch Molina
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Aside from having given up 1 run (unearned), great job by Randy in saving our bullpen for the late innings, given it’s a doubleheader.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Hey Ron Villone is in
The worst Opening Day Starter in the history of recorded time
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
link to burriss dp vid? that’s not “MLB premium?”
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keep your kinks to yourself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t think you can watch it in-game unless you pay.
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i don't pay for porn dps
I sure as hell as hell aint payin for baseball
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Is it technically "porn" if it is video of oneself?
Just asking.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
If you have Gameday Audio you can watch in the pop-up window.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
lies
where?
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i'll be damned
my window was too small and covering it up
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again?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
SEKRIT MOSLEM
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
of terrorist descent
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s the HALF-BREED MUSLIN type:
http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/9/10/obama_sign_in_yard_stirs_up_neighbors.html
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
From official bio...
As a pilot in the Rebellion, Porkins ranked an impressive record of 16 confirmed kills in under 40 hours of actual combat flight time. His prowess remained unchallenged in the oft-neglected strafing run. For his expertise and his girth, he was nicknamed “Belly Runner.”
Villone kinda sux.
Ishi can stick him.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I thought you said Villalona kinda sux
And I was ready to question your sanity. But then, I realized I was wrong.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Medders coming in
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
Yeah but…78 pitches? And due up 3rd next inning?
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MISSED OPPORTUNITY FOR DOUBLE SWITCH
this is really shocking
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I hope the Giants hitters decide to play in the second game too.
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I see Ishikawa has a double today. I guess that means it’ll be an extra week before he plays again. Bochy only seems to want to play him when he’s struggling.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
His double was a ground ball to first that Johnson had to dive to and it tipped off his glove.
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If he had to dive
I assume it had SOME velocity…..
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I SAID DON’T TALK BACK.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Everyone going to stick around for both games??
This could go one for another 6 hours (with possible rain).
Eh
At 78 pitches, pulling out Johnson? Does he look done, or is Bochy more concerned about getting him win 300? Ie, in a double-header, you ideally want to leave your bullpen in good shape.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If Johnson is stiff, you leave him in
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
pulling out Johnson
That rarely works.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
pulling out
Nine months later, it’s Father’s Day
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
i submit for your approval
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dammit
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
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Giants hitter peruses baseball rulebook
[leans in, squints]
[mouth drops open]
Hey, guys! Did you know you’re actually allowed to score in MORE than one inning each game?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Bochy is pulling out his Johnson?
Mrs. Bochy will be thrilled
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
yeah but they work for masn
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
they cover the Natinals so they're probably bored and making things up
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
OK, time to commute
Don’t lose the game while I am driving.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
I like hearing baseball players yell “Fuck!”
It’s fun when they’re on the other team.
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Tulowitzki F bomb
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
As good as Gordon Beckham’s hair?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
You could stick a really long one in there without hitting flesh. It’s like an Aryan Afro – an Aryfro, if you will.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Think he’s got 3.
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Only two. Struck out Dukes and Kearns. Belliard popped out.
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Watching the Sharks get rolled
I heard one of the REF’s tell a player “BECAUSE I DON”T LIKE WHERE YOUR FUCKING HAND’S AT" on tv.
awesome.
CALL THE GAME! CALL THE GAME! CALL THE GAME!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
EAT THE HEAD! EAT THE HEAD!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
How’s the doppler, weather nerds?
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
Those poor microphones might never recover.
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Alberto Gonzales?
Isn’t that the Cuban kid Janet Reno kidnapped?
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Elian.
Alberto Gonzalez is the disgraced former Attorney General
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
quick fix
Alberto Gonzalez is the disgracedful former Attorney General
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Let's compromise
It’s both!
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you sure?
I thought Elian is that Domincan Shortstop that never panned out
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you know who I was pretty sure was going to suck?
Brandon Medders.
Didn’t he walk like half of the first 20 batters he faced?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
At least his K-rate is solid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NL relievers have a 7.6 K/9 heading into today’s game. So he’s essentially average, slightly above. His walk rate is pretty bad.
HATE HIM MORE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
his FIP is probably below 4 now..
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I’m so glad you could see the historic nature of this game in the stands.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I can’t tell what’s worse, the current Giants offense or the 49ers offense from 2 years ago in this game they are showing on the NFL Network
We have nobody near as good as Frank Gore
the Niners win
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eew
why are they showing that?
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is Yakety Sax playing in the background?
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It should have been when Rackers missed the FG.
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THIS IS NO WEATHER FOR BASEBALL
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So...
If the game gets called before more the Nats get another AB, does Medders get the SAVE?
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Man, can you think of a worst way to win your 300th than on an away game, in Washington, with 1,500 people in the stands, on a rainout?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
If the Nationals were still the Expos, there wouldn’t be anyone there at all, and it would be a much worse stadium.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But there’d be no rainout
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
There could be if part of the roof fell off.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Wait, was that in Montreal or the Kingdome? Now I can’t remember.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh well. Stade Olympique was enough of a death threat that it could’ve happened, I’m sure.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
But Kruk and Kuip would get a kick out of the old couple drinking alcohol from phony binoculars. Remember them?
I thought they were at candlestick every game?
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Yeah, boo frickity hoo. Poor guy wins #300, but it isn't under storybook conditions. The huge manatee.
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MEDDERS AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what is this I don't even
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
eh why?
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like one time when it would have been a really good idea to double switch…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Boche: “No, I couldn’t, because when you’re playing in the American League — or, the National … wait, Washington used to be in Montreal, so it was the National League but now it’s the … shoot. I think I did a bad thing.”
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Er. Bochy?
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i lol'ed
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They used to be the International League.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Medders reminds me of Bonds in the box.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is Bochy an idiot?
Trick question!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SUBWAY YOUR FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG SONG IS NOT AS CLEVER AS YOU THINK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It only is if a really hot girl is saying it.
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footlong yum rocket
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
almost choked
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twss
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ERROR: cannot TWSS yourself.
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I’ve done it a few times. But I can claim an exemption because I am a she.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WE LIKE THE SUUUUUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Warning: spongemonkeys are not an effective contraceptive.
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As effective as pulling out the Johnson
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point. I guess the only baseball-related way to avoid pregnancy is to get into pujols.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's try to play two
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT GOOD, we now have to deal with the rain on defensively
and it’s pouring harder and harder.
lookin at weather underground, it looks to me like there will be a break later tonite. So even if they take a break, can probly resume at some point. Don’t know what to say about second game. OK, I will say: Giants will not hit if there is a second game.
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
NINERS WIN
A year and a half ago.
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what game was that?
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At Arizona in 2007. Warner fumbled in the end zone in OT and the Niners fell on it and won.
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oh yeah
I remember that. Willis made a GREAT play to save that game
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Yes! Cripplefight 2k7
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
time to blow it!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWSS!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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why the fuck would you have Medders hit for himself if you were going to take him out as soon as he gave up a baserunner
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
missing extraneous ‘z’
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Because otherwise you’d have a Giants hitter at the plate.
/shudders
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Because you’re an idiot?
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AFFELDT
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
Affeldt that Jeremy should have started this inning.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
ugh
good thing Medders hit in the 8th.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Hahahahaha, one batter. Nice.
This is flat out stupid. What if the next game is a) rained out or b) not close? Use your Affeldt whenever you can, moron.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Wait. They’re bringing in Affeldt? Not stupid. I got confused. It’s hard to follow the game when Rob Dibble is talking.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
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Rob Dibble = John Travolta in Face/Off, and I could eat a peach for hours.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Hey it’s Grip again.
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If Afeldt ends this quick enough, can he pitch in the next game?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
I’d think Medders is still available too. He pitched 1+ but low pitch count.
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Tanner Scheppers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is it just me or has Renteria handled 90% of the balls in play hit by the Nats this afternoon?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
handled balls
heh
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1
SHIT SHIT SHIT
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
AFFELDT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lefties hit Affeldt better than righties?
CHEWBACCA LIVING ON ENDOR
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not the worst thing there…
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
FUCK YOU BOCHY
JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID
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WILSON VS. ZIMMERMAN
OH JOY
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
Goddamn it if Wilson blows it I swear to god.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Cane fu
She was proficient in hitting things with her cane.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I hope you guys werent hoping to see history today
because there’s no fucking way this is ending well. GAME OVER
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with Dunn on deck?
DO NOT WANT
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
perhaps..
he is bringing in wilson now so affeldt could be used to close in the second game if need be?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
no way bochy is that smart
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
or dumb depending on how you look at it
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Bochy: “There’s a doubleheader tonight?”
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we fire Bochy?
Pretty pls?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BALL 1!
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
haha a classic
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Is Wilson in that or are they all gone?
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you fucking headcase, Wilson
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
WTF WILSON
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BASES LOADED!
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
AAAAARGH
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt gets more blame, he always walks lefties.
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
no.
wrong.
fail.
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Ninja, if you fuck this up Bochy should take away your Guitar Hero as punishment.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
he won't have to
Baron’s mom will have killed him
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUCHEBAG!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ahead in the count?
FUCKING MIRACLE
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
More of an illusion
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2.
of course.
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
DRAMAAAAAA!!!!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
SIT
THE
FUCK
DOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We deserved it.
Bochy did not.
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what did he say?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
did not think that was going to be s3!
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
oh. my. god.
heart attack.
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gameday says in the zone
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Everyone take a deep breath, and get ready for round 2 in the ninth
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uh, ya
that should’ve been a walk.
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by Smoke on the Water on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
so
you are saying that it’s typically VALID strategy to swing at anything Brian Wilson throws?
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I don’t know if I can take another inning of that.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
gameday sez you’re a bitch, Dunn
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
SHUTDOWN CLOSER
I never doubted him!
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You're Dunn!
sit down.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
lol - Silly Giants fans
Oh wait, shit.
I still hate Bruce Bochy
And I didn’t even really hate him until today.
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by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t a run or two make this easier?
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Papa Dubs?
Please do not say that ever again
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh I had no idea he called himself that. Great
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DUNN!
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over/under
on number of pitches Giants see this inning?
I say 5.
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Only if someone gets on.
Looks like you lucked out.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get the hate for Wilson
Yeah, he makes games a little more interesting than they need to be, but he’s not a jerk, he puts forth effort, and gets the save more often than not. You all act like we’ve had a better closer than him in the past 7 years.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He comes off as a jerk/douchebag to me, sorry to say.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And I’ll admit that my hate for him is a bit irrational, because I know he’s our best reliever, but I just really don’t like him.
Plus the WHO CARES ABOUT HIS WHIP HE GETS TEH SAVEZ!!!! crowd irritates me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I’m more in the “WHO CARES ABOUT HIS HAIR AND HIS TWITTER HE GETS TEH SAVEZZZ!!!!” crew :D
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I still remember that awful Eatmando Blewnitez.
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And he has terrible hair. This can all be forgiven when he’s pitching well, but he’s just not. I would also say that getting the save more often then not is not quite what we’re looking for.
plus his “I can’t pitch in non save situations!” BS. Whether that’s from him or from fans, it’s annoying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
but is that his fault?
Bochy should manage the team to their abilities. If someone doesn’t play well in a certain situation, that’s on Bochy for not realizing it.
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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that’s on Wilson for not being good enough to play in the majors.
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No, because it’s utterly bullshit to have a so called “Closer” who apparently can’t pitch in tie games. I don’t like the fact that this excuse is made for him sucking when we do need him to pitch well. And saying “Well Bochy shouldn’t play him then!” is bullshit because HE IS OUR BEST RELIEVER. TIE GAMES IN THE 9TH INNING AND LATER ARE AS HIGH LEVERAGE AS YOU CAN GET. IF YOU NEED PRESSURE, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PITCH THEN.
sorry this is one of my pet peeves
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IAWTC
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I’m totally with this, but (without looking it up) I just assume it’s our perception/small sample size. I’m sure he doesn’t really suck worse in tie games. If I’m wrong, then yeah, he’s a douche for that.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
how is he a deuche?
He’s just a limited ballplayer. If you’re going to get mad at someone for blowing a game, it should be Bochy for trotting him out there when he should know that he doesn’t do well in those situations.
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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no reason for any player to be so sensitive he can only work in such a limited situation. Imagine a place kicker who could ONLY kick field goals in the fourth quarter. You’d boot that dude to the curb.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason, bb-ref doesn’t have ERA for tie games, but he allows an .865 OPS against in tie games this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t doubt it is statistically true; i just suspect it isn’t statistically meaningful, if that makes sense. How many batters has he faced in tie games? 25? That’s not a real sample.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well yeah, I would agree. But it’s not so much the fact that there’s a statistically significant sample but the fact that there are fans who say things like “Well, who cares if he has pitched poorly in tie games, he can only pitch in save situations!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Right. Concur completely.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
in how big of a sample though?
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and he needs to throw more strikes
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Uh, he can levitate. That’s worth something.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
heh.
that story dissappeared.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
interesting
i don’t see it, but whatever.
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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't hate wilson
but taking out affeldt for him there seemed like the wrong move to me. I guess it worked out, but not by much.
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Worrell was better
Also, 7 years ago it was 2002 and Nen was better.
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ALSO
LOL STUPID NATS ANNOUNCER
that was right down the fucking middle, douchebag.
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hey somebody other than you jinxed the no-hitter
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
RLY??
Good thing I wasnt around I guess. I’m sure I would have said something stupid about it.
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mlb.tv premium FTW
Kuips smooth voice all the way.
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What the fuck
is a 2nd and 3rd, nobody out?!?!?
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WTF is “in play, run(s)”???
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That was definitely a strike. At least borderline. I can’t believe they’re apparently whining about it so much.
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It was completely in the zone, according to gameday
it wasn’t even close.
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Down the middle,
in the lower part of the zone.
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SEAL IT GUYS
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Hey, second and third, no outs. What can go wrong?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
The offense was like “Holy Shit, we need to score more runs” after watching Wilson pitch last inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol
but not too many! Needs to be a save stiuashun!
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because of the end of last inning, no matter how many runs they score, it’ll still be a save situation.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
For Wilson.
Not necessarily for someone else Bochy brings in for random unexplained reasons.
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Really?
Oh, because of the situation he entered the game in?
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yup
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Wow
that’s stupid.
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Not as stupid as getting a save in a 20 run game for pitching three innings.
Judgment Day is coming
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this too
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meh
no more stupid that wins imo.
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than*
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nope
but they’re both pretty stupid.
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agree
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just keep doing
whatever it is you were doing.
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
CLASSY MOFO!
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Hanrahan – he’s like a Giant!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT YOU FUCKING NATS ANNOUNCERS
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INSURANCE
you guys can breathe about wilson’ comin’ back out next inning now :D
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
INSURANCE!
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
All of the sudden I’m excited about this 300 thing.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
I think Rickey Henderson is going to come out after the final out and take the base.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
how so?
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BUZZKILLER
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meh
I think it’s great for him, and kind of cool that it’s in a Giants uni. I’m like 10% more excited for him than I would be if he was getting it for any other team. However, his 300 will also be a Giants win, so it has that going for it
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11 run scored in 12 games for Rowand
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What the hell?!?!?!
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bengie got robbed of an rbi
also keep this guy in please
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
I think i can accurately be credited for this, since I just joined the thread
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Is that you, Money?
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
I hated Diddle ever since a game in Cincinnati where he chucked a ball into the bleachers and injured some woman and Diddle got the save.
my favorite Dibble moment was when he gave up Mark Whiten’s 4th home run in a game. I think it was 1992 or 93. He was trying to be all tough and go after the guy after Whiten had already hit 3 homers. Then Whiten smoked like a 99 mph fastball out to left center. it was awesome.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
When Molina gets a hit you know it’s time to change your pitcher.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 4, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
nobody has 188 IQ
the mean is 100, SD is 10
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
oh yeah, that
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not important! Priorities!
ducks
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by tk on Jun 4, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandoval in my lineup today
because of the DH. I didn’t know he wasn’t playing the first game :(
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me too.
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HAH! TRIKD U
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They suck as bad as their team
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PH for Flew?
I smell a gratuitious double switch!
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Beimel looks drunk in his gameday image
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
And Hence:
There is a reason the Nationals are terrible.
I’m still kind of riled that BtB thinks the Nationals are better than the Giants.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
BUT THEIR STATISTICAL FORMULA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
actually
BP adjusted standings has Giants at 22-28, Natinals at 22-28. (A’s actually worse at 22-29).
Wow, that’s basically because they have been very lucky with runs allowed based on component stats (in this case EQA).
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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just noticed what bochy did with torres and sandoval
that guy just can’t help but make the double switch.
just noticed what bochy did with torres and sandoval
so did Bochy
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doesn’t Wilson get the save if he finishes this inning?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
2
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
needs goatee hole in ninja mask
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rofl
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 4, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ok i have to leave for work in 15 minutes
will the game be over by then?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not sure about the wisdom of removing Ishikawa if he’s our best defender at 1st base.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE B WILSON?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy is still braindead.
It worked out, but…you let Medders bat for himself in the 8th inning of a 1-run game, then you hit for Lewis and Ishi in the 9th when you already have a 3-run lead? On what planet is that sensible managing?
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isn't ishi's defense better than pablos @ 1st :O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
does that count?
as a double switch? Two pinch hitters stay in switching positions?
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For those complaining about Nats announcers – Kuip on MLB Network (if that helps you)
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 4, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Dibble says Johnson deserves the win even if it is based on a bullshit strike call:
“Think of all the games where he threw a two-hitter and the other guy threw a no-hitter.”
All those games, indeed. If it were for all those games, he’d have what, 400, 450 wins already?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
did he actually say that?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Word for word.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wow…that’s just…wow…
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOLLING SO HARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD DUKES
YOU OUT DAWG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you out, dawg
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
Stat people…is there any way to find out what % of Wilson batters get to a 3-2 count? I feel like he has to be tops in the leage.
109%
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
but that would mean doing something
by FairweatherFan on Jun 4, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
33 of 107 this year, including tonight.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations Randy Johnson. You deserve this
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
omg jinxed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
shutup
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Congratulations, Randy, you deserve the bullpen meltdown that is about to occur...
…because you’re a pedophile.
(unjinxed?)
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 4, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's last?
Who’s #27 today?
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FINISHED
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
Is that batboy Johnson’s kid?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Little Unit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah he's the batboy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I'm listening on the radio...
How many people does it look like are actually there?
It sounds like VERY few on the radio.
by The Double Deuce on Jun 4, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
K I never understood. Why is Jay Chou = strikeout?
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LOL i love the crowd!
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BRIAN!!!
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is amazing
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they're chanting randy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
3-2 AGAIN
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
THAT WAS A STRIKE
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SHIT
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LOLWTF
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
close enough!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
I like the “Randy! Randy!” chant
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 4, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm impressed w/ the crowd
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Come on
Let’s end this thing already.
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Wow this is so retarded
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BRIAN
END THIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
thehavenot is standing
again
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wow Pablo stretch.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
KKK!!!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YAY!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Win
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
CONGRATS RANDY
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KKKKilson
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Congrats Randy!!!!
Bwian!
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Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
FTW
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win
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
holy hell
that’s unbelievable.
strong work, natto. strong work.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 4, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
300
THIS IS RANDY JOHNSON’S 300TH WIN
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN WILSON!
GOD ONLY KNOWS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
His son also looks a hell of a lot like him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Burriss looked secretly thrilled to get a hug
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Rowand’s face was in his chest lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GUESS WHAT GUYS!
My fantasy team got a win
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Krul and Unit coming up on TV side
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
This music
RJ is a transformer?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I always feel awkward huggin gpeople when my face is mashed into their belt buckle
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
does anyone have the youtube of this commercial?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
ahh, thx ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Watching someone win 300 games is awesome
And so is falling asleep and waking up with the Giants having scored 3 whole runs while you slept.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
We Win!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
Chicken dances from Arrested Development
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
and ...
all you Brian Wilson haters can STFD
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
Johnson now tied with Lefty Grove in wins at 300. Will he catch Tom Glavine at 305 and will he do it as a Giant?
He’s pitching well. He’ll get to Glavine.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
and Glavine ain’t goin’ nowhere…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I count 10 starts between now and the trade deadline, assuming no skipped starts. He went 4-4 in his first 10 starts, so if he did the same he’d be one short of 305. So the question is whether they will move him at the deadline…
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