Open Gameday Thread 6/4 (v1.0) Part II
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Ishikawa is almost over .270
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I said please dance no more, so there’s no more rain. Not other dance.
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
I usually wait until it’s the Giants turn to bat to make new threads.
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must repost my quiz!
Albania! Albania!
You border on
the
Adriatic
Sung by whom?
Finish the song!
C’mon people, 20,000 MC Bux!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Wasn't that from Animaniacs?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
at least, not originally.
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Mistaken for the geography song they sang on Animaniacs.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
hint:
best sit com of the 80s
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Wasn’t from Seinfeld.
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Wow
Seinfeld is so good, it’s the best series of a decade it never appeared in.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn't the first Seinfeld episode
like 1994?
/me looks it up…
1990.
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“Trucks loaded down with weapons”
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http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858512144/
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Coach from Cheers.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ding ding!
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can you finish the song???
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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ok too hard
I’ll help.
Your land is
mostly
mountainous
and your chief export
is …
c’mon people, throw me a bone here!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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chrome.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
he says chrome?
I thought he says “coal”?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_tT-q8EF0
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we can dance if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
you can leave your pants behind
Cos if you don’t dance
And your pants don’t dance
They’re no pants of mine
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ah yes
the alternate version sung by men without pants.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
STFD DUNN
MOAR LIEK DONE AMIRITE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RANDY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the guy over the right shoulder of the umpire on his phone is pissing me off
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know who I want to win
LET ME SHARE WITH YOU HOW I HAVE JORDAN ZIMMERMANN ON MY FANTASY TEAM
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
PROTIP
you want the Giants to win.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yes actually I do.
I want them to win 2-0.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
BUT I HAVE RANDY JOHNSON ON MY OTHER FANTASY TEAM
LET ME SHARE MY FULL ROSTER WITH YOU
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I hope they win 20-0.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
52-1
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That would do wonders for our pythag.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The game would be really long though.
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Anybody have knowledge about weather patterns in DC?
I’m looking at that doppler image and I think they need to play faster.
RANDY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD KEARNS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
CHASE BANK IS NEW TO CALIFORNIA BUT THEY’RE NOT REALLY NEW
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landscaping pun lulz
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So . . .(wink) . . . you came in to see if the grass was grenner?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
on the radio, you can’t see the Teller’s hand gently grasping the landscaper’s
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Randy looks motivated
I wonder why??
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
When your Johnson’s ready, you don’t want to wait around.
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ALBANIA'S CHIEF EXPORT IS CHROME
i win
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Ha, I just heard a line out of 4 or 5 that they said.
“You can’t shag them in the batting cage.”
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Turn the pitching machine while shagging for extra difficulty point
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
2 runs in 3 innings isn’t good enough for you? You spoiled brat!
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877 runs now!
877 RUNS NOW!
877 RUNS NOW!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ANSWER TO THE POLL QUESTION
Tim Lincecum!
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Was the question "who is the most awesomest ever?"
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"Who is the best pitcher to wear a SF Giants uniform?"
They had stupid jerks like Warren Spahn on there, but no Timmy.
Ridiculous!
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Good afternoon, Everybody.
“Maaaaaayor!”
(Continuing the “Cheers” theme from above.)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
How would a beer feel?
“Pretty nervous if I was in the room.”
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"How you doing, Mr. Peterson?"
“Pour.”
“Really? What’s wrong?”
“No, POUR.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
"What'll you have Normie?"
“Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.”
“Looks like beer, Norm.”
“Call me Mister Lucky.”
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
“I know, if she calls, I’m not here.”
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Boy, Xei really doesn’t know how to vary a name.
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Exhibit A
I like how he signed up with True Blue LA with that SN too.
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You can sign up to all SBN sites with the same screenname. Just click join and you’re in.
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well yeah
but assuming the only point of that SN was to get around the ban, why join TBLA?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The funny thing is that his posts get hidden there too.
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and yet, that nickname is already taen
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Anagram of "pitcher Randy Johnson"
JOIN HARD, STENCHY PORN
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Bad candy choice: Good & Fruity
Damn them. I love Good & Plenty, but its sibling candy is not good.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Are there only Giants fans in attendance or something?
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Probably just Manny’s fans.
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ah crap
Does this mean I’m a grandma?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
30 pitches through three innings? That’s like two outs for Sanchez.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Randy is dealio.
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
The guy with the sign before the commercial
I’m pretty sure he wrote TM over 300
Or he could strike out looking. Either way.
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Bengie needs like 5 hits in arowmonth
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of want to see how low Bengie can go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bengie is out.
But not to his family. So it doesn’t really count.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
afflac question
christy mathewson
um…..thats all i got
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
carlton?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You're bringing all the 1970s sitcom references.
Just waiting for a Pat reference— either Morita or Harrington.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Damn, he didn’t win 300 in his career.
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That’s more of a statement than a question.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Thanks for making me not the only grammar fiend these days.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Must. Not. Assume. We. All. Know. Question.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of us jerks are stuck at work and can’t see the television. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ill post the question next time
but i got it!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That was hit pretty well...
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
TIM KEEFE
MATTY
MICKEY WELCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t know that I’d even heard of Tim Keefe before.
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I have.
Loser.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jeez
Rent getting a lot of work today
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I don't know, but that tight shot of the base was pure art.
(cough)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
TWSS
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Appeal to the judges: Is that really a "TWSS" comment?
I’m unconvinced.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
It depends on the interpretation of base.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Whats with the sideview on balls to SS?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He's only thrown 33 pitches
Who does he think we are, the D-Backs?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
RANDY
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If the announced attendance is under 20,000 for such a potentially historic game, this franchise should be contracted.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Well it is raining, and probably pretty constantly.
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And this game was supposed to be played last night instead of during the afternoon.
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bah. there it goes.
25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!
Perfect game gone. :-(
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
according to gameday
he has been, they just haven’t been called
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
widen up the zone a bit blue
hes earned it
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
right after kuip said 10 up, 10 down btw
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Damn it Kuip.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
After every out, Flem kept talking about how Johnson hadn’t allowed a baserunner, so I blame him.
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If you had asked any of us or RJ if he would be delighted with 1 BB & 0 hits through 4 IP, we would have said yes.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
exactly. which is why the groaning over the "ruination of the perfect game" was a little much.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
also
how many carbs in one pasta bread bowl?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
not enough
it needs a side of breadsticks
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
so......
madbum didnt have the best start today
6 IP 7 H 4 R 4 ER 2 W 5 K’S and got the ND
still good i guess just not great
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t buy the whole jinx thing. I won’t do it cause u guys get so pissed off, but I mean c’mon
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
Between innings entertainment
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lol can you check IPeez?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If it’s him then… that is pathetic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sadly hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Anecdote: The first thing in my life that I can remember about baseball is that my dad used to make IP jokes whenever we he read the boxscores in the morning.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Innings pitched.
Dad to me: “Hey, what does that say?”
Me (learning how to read): “IP”
-much laughter-
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...