McCovey Chronicles: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: Cal RB Jahvid Best Seriously Injured, Carted Off Field

Open Gameday Thread 6/4 (v1.0) Part II

Please dance no more.

More photos » by Al Goldis - AP

Please dance no more.

75

0 recs  |  Comment 603 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

More from McCovey Chronicles

Open Gameday Thread 6/4 (v1.0) Part III

Jun 2009 by Natto - 985 comments

Comments

Display:

Ishikawa is almost over .270

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As Travis rises, Molina falls.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was having a problem, here.

by scout6 on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too many to count

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said please dance no more, so there’s no more rain. Not other dance.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I usually wait until it’s the Giants turn to bat to make new threads.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

throw strikes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

must repost my quiz!

Albania! Albania!
You border on
the
Adriatic

Sung by whom?
Finish the song!

C’mon people, 20,000 MC Bux!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't that from Animaniacs?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anvilania!

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO

at least, not originally.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mistaken for the geography song they sang on Animaniacs.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liza Minnelli? Johnny Rotten?

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hint:

best sit com of the 80s

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t from Seinfeld.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Seinfeld is so good, it’s the best series of a decade it never appeared in.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1989 it started.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn't the first Seinfeld episode

like 1994?

/me looks it up…
1990.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the pilot aired in 1989

by superk1ng on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, it wasn’t Alexei Sayle’s character in the Young Ones, was it?

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused

by PLUChris on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Our love is like the border between Greece and Albania”

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Trucks loaded down with weapons”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

permeable?

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coach from Cheers.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ding ding!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you finish the song???

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok too hard

I’ll help.

Your land is
mostly
mountainous
and your chief export
is …

c’mon people, throw me a bone here!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chrome.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he says chrome?

I thought he says “coal”?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Potassium?

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RANDY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we can dance if we want to

we can leave your friends behind

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you can leave your pants behind

Cos if you don’t dance
And your pants don’t dance
They’re no pants of mine

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah yes

the alternate version sung by men without pants.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD DUNN

MOAR LIEK DONE AMIRITE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gottem What a slider.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the guy over the right shoulder of the umpire on his phone is pissing me off

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who I want to win

LET ME SHARE WITH YOU HOW I HAVE JORDAN ZIMMERMANN ON MY FANTASY TEAM

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PROTIP

you want the Giants to win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes actually I do.

I want them to win 2-0.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ll win 2-1.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT I HAVE RANDY JOHNSON ON MY OTHER FANTASY TEAM

LET ME SHARE MY FULL ROSTER WITH YOU

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope they win 10-0.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope they win 20-0.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More like 30-0

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

52-1

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think 300-0 would be fitting.

GIT’R’DUN GNATS BRAS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would do wonders for our pythag.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The game would be really long though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody have knowledge about weather patterns in DC?
I’m looking at that doppler image and I think they need to play faster.

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where’s Greg Papa – Weatherman when you need him?

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

15 minute delay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see anything horrible coming in. Just depends on how much they want to play through showers.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RANDY!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOTTEM

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD KEARNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Johnson. He can get to 400.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHASE BANK IS NEW TO CALIFORNIA BUT THEY’RE NOT REALLY NEW

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

landscaping pun lulz

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so awkward

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I SHOULD KNOW THIS BECAUSE I RUN A BUSINESS, BUT I DO NOT

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So . . .(wink) . . . you came in to see if the grass was grenner?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC LULZ

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Opens Chase account

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the radio, you can’t see the Teller’s hand gently grasping the landscaper’s

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHE’S GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND CALLED CHASE.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy looks motivated

I wonder why??

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When your Johnson’s ready, you don’t want to wait around.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When your Johnson’s ready RANDY, you don’t want to wait around.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game has started nicely.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ALBANIA'S CHIEF EXPORT IS CHROME

i win

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you misspelled crime

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, I just heard a line out of 4 or 5 that they said.

“You can’t shag them in the batting cage.”

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turn the pitching machine while shagging for extra difficulty point

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if you’re an exhibitionist

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing that wasnt right down the middle

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf is going on in the background

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s rain hitting the mics.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

makes sense

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rain looks like it’s picking up

by superk1ng on Jun 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHUSH

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flem: “You can see why the Nationals think Jordan Zimmerman is going to be very good.”

Because he’s striking out the Giants?

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLfense

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 runs in 3 innings isn’t good enough for you? You spoiled brat!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WANT RUNS, AND I WANT EM NOW

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

877 runs now!

877 RUNS NOW!

877 RUNS NOW!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they are just going to make outs they should do it faster.

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ANSWER TO THE POLL QUESTION

Tim Lincecum!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Who is the best pitcher to wear a SF Giants uniform?"

They had stupid jerks like Warren Spahn on there, but no Timmy.

Ridiculous!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a good rotation.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 15 and a half more innings to go today!

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good afternoon, Everybody.

“Maaaaaayor!”

(Continuing the “Cheers” theme from above.)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what's shakin' mayor?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The interns.

POW!

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How would a beer feel?

“Pretty nervous if I was in the room.”

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"How you doing, Mr. Peterson?"

“Pour.”
“Really? What’s wrong?”
“No, POUR.”

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Jack Frost nippin' at your nose?"

“Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nippin’ at my liver!”

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"What'll you have Normie?"

“Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.”
“Looks like beer, Norm.”
“Call me Mister Lucky.”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."

 “I know, if she calls, I’m not here.”

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Boy, Xei really doesn’t know how to vary a name.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s not a creative dude.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOD TALK!

dishy

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how he signed up with True Blue LA with that SN too.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can sign up to all SBN sites with the same screenname. Just click join and you’re in.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well yeah

but assuming the only point of that SN was to get around the ban, why join TBLA?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The funny thing is that his posts get hidden there too.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I get it. Nevermind.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five inning win for Randy? This looks bad.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and yet, that nickname is already taen

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "pitcher Randy Johnson"

JOIN HARD, STENCHY PORN

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Johnson wins his 300th game today, every fan in attendance will be notarized and sent to the Hall of Fame.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad candy choice: Good & Fruity

Damn them. I love Good & Plenty, but its sibling candy is not good.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Affeldt.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Conclusion re most baseball players facial hair: lots of downtime for a ballplayer to think about what weird styles to grow.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its like he likes looking ugly

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are there only Giants fans in attendance or something?

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

here? yeah.

in the stadium? probably.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably just Manny’s fans.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah crap

Does this mean I’m a grandma?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

30 pitches through three innings? That’s like two outs for Sanchez.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On a good day

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy is dealio.

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy= CROOZIN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love it when we’re cruisin’ together.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

groovin on a thursday afternoon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that mean that

we can call him ‘Smokey’ Johnson?

by jewbacca on Jun 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RJ looks great

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The guy with the sign before the commercial

I’m pretty sure he wrote TM over 300

by superk1ng on Jun 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie needs like 5 hits in a row

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or he could strike out looking. Either way.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just wants to make sure we get to 5 innings before a rainout.

by SeeingStars on Jun 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie needs like 5 hits in a row month

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take at least one.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of want to see how low Bengie can go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me too:(

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Molina is pretty terrible now

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how did he take that??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie is out.

But not to his family. So it doesn’t really count.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So the work day is over. Shouldn’t people be showing up?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was fat Fred.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This Zimmermann kid has good stuff.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

afflac question

christy mathewson

um…..thats all i got

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

carlton?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're bringing all the 1970s sitcom references.

Just waiting for a Pat reference— either Morita or Harrington.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for some reason i thought he played for the giants longer than he did

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 4, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hubbell?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dibbel

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, he didn’t win 300 in his career.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s more of a statement than a question.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must. Not. Assume. We. All. Know. Question.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of us jerks are stuck at work and can’t see the television. :(

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was hit pretty well...

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM KEEFE
MATTY
MICKEY WELCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know that I’d even heard of Tim Keefe before.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have.

Loser.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your words sting.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should get your eyes checked then.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeez

Rent getting a lot of work today

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is with these new camera angles?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, but that tight shot of the base was pure art.

(cough)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 4, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Appeal to the judges: Is that really a "TWSS" comment?

I’m unconvinced.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it was the cough.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It depends on the interpretation of base.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whats with the sideview on balls to SS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe other cameras are covered in water drops kind of.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's only thrown 33 pitches

Who does he think we are, the D-Backs?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the announced attendance is under 20,000 for such a potentially historic game, this franchise should be contracted.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well it is raining, and probably pretty constantly.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this game was supposed to be played last night instead of during the afternoon.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bah. there it goes.

25-25 - Giants Series Record: 10-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2nd bad start in a row. 5 ER, 7 H and 3 BB in only 4 1/3 IP. Overall ERA has risen to 3.99. Time to shape up, son. A thought: Maday has given up either 0, 1, 2, or 3 ER in every start except his last two, both of which have been against Portland. We'll blame it on those Sea Dogs!

by rhys on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for ruining history, ump

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect game gone. :-(

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

might as well not even play the rest

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

according to gameday

he has been, they just haven’t been called

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Nats want Bryce Harper anyway.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT VETERAN ENOUGH

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right after kuip said 10 up, 10 down btw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it Kuip.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After every out, Flem kept talking about how Johnson hadn’t allowed a baserunner, so I blame him.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SFGuy! I blame you for not complaining enough and getting rid of him to not curse it.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should never announce when a player is out! Never mention the word “out” at all! Act as if they don’t know why Bengie Molina is lumber back tot he dugout with the bat on his shoulder! “How did we get into this inning?” “I have no idea!”

by satyricrash on Jun 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike, ump!

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball hating popup, right there.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome! I love when other teams hit pop ups

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I’d take that from any pitcher, any time.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s tradition.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5th inning coming up…

by Merope on Jun 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

also

how many carbs in one pasta bread bowl?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over 9000

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not enough

it needs a side of breadsticks

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a lot

if it’s whole wheat pasta it shouldn’t be as bad

by superk1ng on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so......

madbum didnt have the best start today

6 IP 7 H 4 R 4 ER 2 W 5 K’S and got the ND

still good i guess just not great

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dfa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GARBAGE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOEZNT KNO HAO TO WIN!1

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

52/12 (4.33) K/BB for the year. 29/8 in Norwich.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

horrible.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INTESTINAL FORTITUDE- 0

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t buy the whole jinx thing. I won’t do it cause u guys get so pissed off, but I mean c’mon

DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!

by PAWarrior on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You just did it.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

Hammer this mutha fucka.

This is not how it’s done.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Jun 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idaho Nick and PAWarrior=soulmates

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So fucking true, obscurantist.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Jun 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit more dingerz

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I should have been more specific

More then none

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn you, IQ30.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that a than situation?

hmmm

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course. grrrrr.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants fans in attendance making noise

by superk1ng on Jun 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUST STAND THERE

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whenever someone makes like they’re going to walk RJ, i lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants hitters: take note how to make the other pitcher work.

by out machine on Jun 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol can you check IPeez?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it’s him then… that is pathetic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, it’s him.

by Natto on Jun 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find it really funny

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anecdote: The first thing in my life that I can remember about baseball is that my dad used to make IP jokes whenever we he read the boxscores in the morning.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Intellectual property?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Innings pitched.

Dad to me: “Hey, what does that say?”
Me (learning how to read): “IP”
-much laughter-

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s actually kinda funny.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a 99.75% chance that this poster is a douchebag.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.25% margin of error

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

The artist formerly known as Set-up man