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Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Juan. Visit Big Mac Land again.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tell him that they’re the hamburgers, not McGwire.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Juan Uribe eats 12 Big Macs

by xanthan on Jun 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched that replay today and it’s hilarious that not only did the bat leap out of his hand but he almost fell over when he hit it.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is with this team's inability to take a damn pitch?

Pablo exempted, no one seems to be willing to learn.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are going to hack the Gibson

by xanthan on Jun 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I think Pablo is a great example of how age is crucial for hitters. I think the main reason he’s managed to change his approach and adjust while so many others (Lewis, Bowker 1.0, Linden, etc.) haven’t is that those guys were in their mid 20’s when they got the majors, and in many ways were already finished products. Pablo was only 21, so it was easier for him to learn.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This inning was inevitable, better to get it out of the way

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great inning.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t decided yet. I am waiting for safeway.com to get here.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

49er rolls!

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to eat at a food court, going to see a screening of Public Enemies shortly.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chili dogs, it looks (and smells) like.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mini Tacos and Iced Tea

Gotta go Eat !!

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can of string beans (hard economic times)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

home made pizzas

Salami

Half Cheese and half Basil and sun dried tomatoes

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicken, carrots, noodles

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green salad, went to the farmer’s market today. It was tough to decide, everything is so good this time of year.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Carpenter has thrown like 4 pitches over the last 3 innings.

by xanthan on Jun 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting Afflac Trivia question:

Name the 4 NL Cy Young Award winners Randy Johnson has beaten in his career.

I’ll go with Maddux, Pedro, Smoltz and….

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL. Maddux, Glavine, Peavy and Clemens…

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clemens in the World Series?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Zito

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy?

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction: No one beats Timmy

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy i dont think has ever lost against AZ…

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lost once last year

because of a misplay in the OF by Velez

by superk1ng on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad that Randy Johnson’s teammates get ZERO credit for scoring runs off of those pitchers.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, have some fun.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they didn’t… maybe Randy hit a homerun in each game to win 1-0…

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gee. I never thought of THAT.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your contrition is overwhelming.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus that was a hanger..Thanks Derosa

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When do the Cards’ fans start booing him?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s white so never.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But they live in St. Louis not Cleveland! I mean….Philly. Or Chicago.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeRosa = Trade FAIL

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, he's been up against a couple Cy Young winners

And it’s not getting any easier. He’s got another one coming on Thursday!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derosa will be a Giant by next week at this pace

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Geez

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wowzers

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, no shutout

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL saw that coming…

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Round Two

Pujols.

RJ = 1
AP = 1

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

weak

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has that landed yet?

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Winn caught Ludwick’s fly before Pujols’ ball hit the ground.

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How does he throw that 0-2

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there is a number next to the other team

and it isn’t a zero… i don’t like.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk

“…and it’s power personified.”

/Pujols hits one 900 feet

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was expected, we were just lucky no one was on base

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

You can’t stop Albert, you can only hope to contain him.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they didn’t even contain him on that one

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

remind me again why a fastball down the pipe to Pujols is a bad idea?

Oh, THAT’S WHY!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not watching, but Randy pitched to him I take it?

Bad idea. Walk him like its hot.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

an 0-2 pitch right down the gut

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worse than that

Had him 0-2 and grooved a fastball

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“In play, run(s)” with no one on is never a good sign

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"In play, run(s)" is just bad in general.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nevermind im like 2 minutes behind

by kingofthacove on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

’ROIDS!!!!!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t doubt it….still even if he does, guy is ridiculous.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HGH is more likely.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is a steroid.

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, HGH wouldn’t help him hit dingers, but hey, whatever.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PED’s all the same….

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ball just landed

by ACgiant97 on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In illinois

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols back leg didn’t even move….that was freaky.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Memo to Randy Johnson

Stop coughing up gopher balls, kthxbye.

Signed,
The Management

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he really has been gopher prone this year

his other stats are reasonable, but man.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks, bad.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE WEALKS

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALKS AS WELL

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WEALKS are also not fun

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie, please take lessons from your brother on how not to swing at pitches out of the zone.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did everyone see that fanpost on 5 possible All Stars for the Giants?? That guy really thinks Bengie Molina is the best catcher in the NL??

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s been brainwashed by the Ginats brass!!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ll get Lincecum, Cain, Wilson…Pablo will go if theres an injury at first or third

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how else can you explain the Giants good pitching?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s kind of funny to imagine the Giants with 4 all-stars, but then you remember they actually have the second best record in the league. Maybe it’s not terribly crazy.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only the Yankees and Redsox get to have massive numbers of All-Stars.

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For that guy to say it would be highway robbery if Molina doesn’t make it is funny.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would prefer a bigger lead

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott will contribute significantly

to getting in more runs (I hope)

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he’s been good for 3 outs in 2 abs so far

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so he’s owed a cheapy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Score MOAR runs.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo ROWNADS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Scott!

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How does Rowand not get to 2nd there?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol….Randy Winn woulda caught that.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crash into first base

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to drive that one

I’ll take it, though.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How did he not get to second

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He must not have been running..

Not a gamer.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont swing randy

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fake bunt!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

funk beat!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want to hear anything about Ralph Barbieri’s tent

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Takes him 4 hours to get it up

/vomits

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess he should see a doctor

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or a nurse!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or how it takes 4 hours for Ralph to get it up?

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D:

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Barbieri, he’s not doing KNBR this week so it’s great not to hear his voice.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this count as a rally yet?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scott gets a hit because there was no one on base.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Cardinals,

Please put that Mortensen kid in to replace Carpenter so he can get more ML experience.

Thank You.

Sincerely, Giants hitters.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This

ps – Mort

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sooo grim

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, this guy ain’t so bad…

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re really sac bunting?

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For The Winn

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t get it.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a Firefly reference

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want it.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooooh, the episode where Mal goes back in time to a Giants game.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like that episode

Because Joss Whedon killed Timmy, Matt and Pablo in a freak accident

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY DOUBLE

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy double vision!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quenstion answered

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand, slowest CF/lead off hitter IN HISTORY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if he hits as well as he has been

i don’t even care.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY x2

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Rowand is slow today….

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's always slow

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s got a boo-boo on his leg!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk, Triple play, book it

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I will not.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anti jinx

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aunty Jinx… sounds like a character in a children’s book.

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like a witch or something, yeah

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLOOP ATTTACCCCKKKKKKKK

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI’s PLZ!

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE THIS! It never gets old. :D

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you shop Pablo’s head into the pandamonium picture??

by SeeingStars on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PANDA BLOOP!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLO!!!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Panda Attack!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ILU PANDA

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BROKEN BAT ATTACK!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now this wouldn’t be the worst time for BEngie to have his patented GiDP

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait for it….

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PANDA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Guys they are onto our ground attack, gotta go with the old West Coast BLOOP ATTACK”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Panda steal?!

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

killer Panda!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch out?

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How come Winn didn't score?

Watching on gameday

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trust me Kruk no one is forgetting that Pujols homer

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Poundin Panda.

What’s money gonna do now? I predict he beats out a DP.

He might not beat it out…

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PANDA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CARDINALOLS

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL CARDINALS!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLFORMERPITCHER

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's how he was throwing when he was pitching

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANKIELOL!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

aka HGH boy

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But no Cardinal ever cheats. Never ever.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice sac fly, Bengie

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

right after K&K were talking about how great the Cardinals are at the relay…

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey did we trade Errant Throwin’ when I was not looking?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you remember why Ankiel had to become an outfielder?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The throw was a little off but it really should have been caught.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

It looked pretty bad to me.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If backups can’t get to that throw, why even have backups?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ankiel still has the yips I see

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lulz

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ankiel had a flash back to when he was pitching, there

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CARDINLOLS

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Money Sac Fly!

Classy Tag UP!
Cardinalols!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well done Ankiel

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bloopin’ or POOPIN?!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice fielding, Cards.

Thanks

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Love the Sac Fly

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 runs 9 hits?

The Giants ground bloop attack!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I laughed.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that Ishy's motto as well?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He and Ishikawa should start a club

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PS - What happened?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good stuff

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

single double single sac fly error out.

2 outs, 2 runs in. panda on 3rd

by positiveuphemism on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Nate!

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Morriss = Classy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk, nobody believes good things about Matt Morris. Don’t even try.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai Davis disagrees

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave Littlefield disagrees

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are quite a downer Nate

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This lineup is working pretty well so far…

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Minus Nate of course

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slingbox fail.. What did Nate do

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Groundout to 2B.

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO to 2B.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t strike out, Ishikawa

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HACK ATTACK

by ryanmiles on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broken bat attack@!@@@@!!!!!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GROUND ATTACK

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STAY HOT RENT!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CIS GroundAttack.exe

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There goes the opposition helping us again.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who IS this team? And where did you hide my Giants?

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, please keep them there.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch the Giants lose 8 out out 10 at home.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hush

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quiet you!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to interpret this as a reverse jinx.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTG Rent

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pardon me, can I rent a broken bat hit?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why didnt he try to throw it?

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT CARPENTER! I still hate you for taking a Cy Young away from Schmidt.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was Gagne.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gagne, Carpenter and Mark Prior can all go straight to hell!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 bloops for all intents and purposes this inning.

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a monster bloop.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’M BLOOPIN’

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I like this as the McC Giants motto.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you cheating on your Twitter account?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my twitter account has cobwebs.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twitter?? What is that??

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s from Bambi
Twitter-pated

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a space station

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a man, baby!

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wtf is going on here?

I don’t watch the games, and our ground attack explodes?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SPEED!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ISHI!!!!

AnkieLOL!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ISHHHHIIII

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ISHI

AnkLOL

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is going on?

by ryanmiles on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishi

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How? Who? What?

Huh?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRADE ISHI!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my, oh my

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like how silent the Cards fans are.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They were pretty silent last night too.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ISHI

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this game.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, so Carpenter is good?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not quite yet

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS TEAM?

11 hits off of carpenter.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm worried

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

‘sokay, I’m sure they will face some unknown rookie and get no-hit real soon…
then you can return to your comfort zone.

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the Cards were on the best teams in the NL? LOL!

NL WORST FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

11 hits in less than 5 innings.

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, just to recap

Giants like facing Johan Santana and Chris Carpenter but suck against no names just up from the minors? Got it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Giants have faced some guy who was 1-8 with a 6.59 ERA, Cards would be up 6-0

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We hit guy who throw strikes.. It’s the guys that don’t that give us problems.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s probably the best explanation possible.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because the Giants love to hack.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IN PLAY RUNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3RD WORST TEAM

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angry Breaking Ball!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE CAN HAS RUNZ

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I chuckle every time I see this.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamiroquitty?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol @ renteria being old. He’s sucking wind on the bench.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, hes so happy.

by i wish we were good on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 runs?

Don’t we usually refer to that as a Series?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 30, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

16 runs in 2 games.. that’s normally a week

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

23 runs in 2 and a half!

by ryanmiles on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I demand this teams start getting national respect

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bring on the Yankees!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on biiiiggg mac!!!

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good inning. More of those please?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sure?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT CARPENTER!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe ankiel should try his hand at some other sport

by i wish we were good on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know who else was a Carpenter?

That’s right….Jesus.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well tonight, we’re Pontius Pilate.

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i bet right now we'd score 8 runs off of him too

/hit by lightning

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That = choice

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This picture makes me feel conflicted

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus has nice abs

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he does go to the YMCA.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He founded it.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr.C, no so much

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that why he picked up baseball? Carpentry probably doesnt pay well.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus did have a nasty curveball

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You saying Jesus can’t hit a curve ball?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim “The Toolman” Taylor

Any type of mongering is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AL BORLANDS MOM IS FAT LULZ

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if Uribe swings a little harder next time, he’ll get a hit.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's in total home run mode now

Which means, of course, that he won’t hit one for another two years.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Wright at .340

Pablo .01 ahead of him!

On another note, WTF is happening to Santanas K/BB?

by superk1ng on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT A LEADER

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what the rest of Mets fans are wondering too.

All that workload over the years has to catch up to him eventually.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for those too lazy to check

he hasn’t struck out more than 3 in a game this ENTIRE month

by superk1ng on Jun 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he should bring in Rob Thomas to help him with his control. It’s not so smooooooth.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Southwest ad with “It’s on” theme always bugs me. It should have been “It’s go time”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It bugs me too, but only because it’s totally meaningless.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya

sort of like the palm pre commercial. don’t get that one either.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It could have been just about anything else. “It’s on” sounds like they are going to use their autogyros for some sort of terrorist evil doings.

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MENDELBAUM!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not necessarily. I seem to recall some batting leaders left off the team in the past

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the problem is that they start voting like on April 15 or something. They should just do voting in June when you have an actual clue as to how guys are doing.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It should be like football. Not every team should get one and one third players, one third managers and one third fans.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just think you should only be able to vote at the stadium. wanna vote? Buy a damn ticket.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm ok with each team getting at least one...

I think it prevents more injustices than it creates. I’d rather see Freddy Sanchez forced onto the NL roster than a lineup chock full of Yanks, Sawx, Mets, Cubs, and Dodgers.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If “it counts” than the best players should go regardless of team. If it meant 11 Yankees, so be it.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

well, i do think the whole “it counts” thing blows… i’d get rid of that first if i were in charge i guess. But i’d also probably get rid of the fan voting element altogether.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they also have 950 OPS?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natto

There’s something weird going on with the main game thread. There are links to yesterdays overflows there. Just an FYI, I don’t know if it’s a bug or what.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I noticed that too. I got to the computer and thought it was an earlier start or something.

by deuce deuce on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea. They might be linked to the wrong event.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can tell that Kuip doesn’t play fantasy baseball or else he’d know how to say Colby Rasmus

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He always says Juan A-ribe.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carpenter chased

I hope the Cardinals give up on this game the way it looked like they did yesterday

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 30, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully they give up on this series

They should try and rest up for the next one

by superk1ng on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good strategy!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good inning RJ

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johnson and Zito are competing for the most mediocre ERA on the team

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whereas Sanchez is going for full-on worst.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has no real competition

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more like Attagramps…

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Randy Johnson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

didn’t grant say something about him to the texas rangers ppl?

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry I’m late joining the fun. I was distracted. It turns out this internet thing has a bunch of pictures of naked ladies. Why wasn’t I told of this earlier?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You should try out the naked men, next.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

wait

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually it’s a really nice museum, when in Sacramento, I have been to several business receptions there. You have free reign of the museum and eat and drink all you want.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it appears that the game IS on CSN tomorrow night for the locals … and ESPN for the outta towners?

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Praise Jeebus!

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr Merope is in Ohio visiting family, he’s looking forward to introducing the Panda to them.

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN one is blacked out in SF and STL.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I can still watch the CSN feed on EI?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes you can.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes I can

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOPE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s fine, I don’t want to watch it on ESPN!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to go home

See ya later, suckers!

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Josh Kinney

This guy will shut us down.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as our team ERA is below 9 for the rest of the game it’s ok

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our ace is better than your ace!

by itlynstalyn on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(preemptive TWSS)

by ryanmiles on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLRandy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice ab, Unit

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

never liked women with really sculpted abs….too masculine.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like a girl who can beat me up

Admittedly, that’s pretty much all of them.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

highfive

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don’t have to just beat me up; shooting, stabbing and poisoning is also acceptable in my book.

by satyricrash on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This bat is not worthy of me!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand is SOOOO bad vs. sliders

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT SUCKS

by satyricrash on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, Scott.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When was the last time the Giants scored 10 runs one night and scored more then 1 the next?

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When did Mays & McCovey play again?

by ACgiant97 on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carrie Fisher has a comedy show?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELP ME CHEESY SHOWS. YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that commercial yesterday and I wondered myself.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no. I think she just has a commercial that makes you think she has a comedy show.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would actually make more sense.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s at the Berkeley Rep, me and the gal friends are goin’. We figured the guys wouldn’t be all that interested, so it’s Ladies Night out.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like these pitchers that just look like normal guys. Only in baseball.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see a lot of normal guys in the IT industry

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most other sports don’t have pitchers.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that will do.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was in St Louis once for business

I went to the hotel bar and asked what’s on tap (….tap pastic…the fantastic plas….)

“bud, bud light, budweiser select”

“what else you got?”

“bud, bud light, budweiser select”

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Anheiser Busch owns the city, or something

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Budweiser is crap. I would go sober the entire trip.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they have Bud Blue?
Bud Blue! Tap into the Peppermint Glacier!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Bud Ice?

Bud Light with lime?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finsh him please.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um, ball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, i guess

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he hit the mitt

but it was a foot outside

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t walk guys before facing Pujols, Randy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t walk guys with a 6-1 lead, Randy

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the kind of time when you’re really glad to have a five run lead.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction

Glad to have had a five run lead.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, don’t pitch to Poo Holes?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This don look so good.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It seems The Big Unit is infected with a case of traditional Giants pitching.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, shit

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry, what did I just say!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay

This dude HAS to be juiced though, for real

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who cares?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, no more pitching to that guy

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols is good huh?

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did we not learn anything from the Milwakee game?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit fucker

40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SON OF A SFJWLFsdfkjlfjsfjdslkjsfjkdssadfdfasdfdsafds

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking fail

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL. STOP DOING THAT

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell, damn, fart!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn that man

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 30, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, good thing we scored those extra runs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A wallk then a homer. How shocking.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GREAT SCOTT

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rowand fail

40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Johnson is tired.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, at that wasn't a homer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c’mon

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

warning! warning!

implosion imminent!!!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another memo to Randy Johnson

We told you to stop giving up gopher balls. We mean it this time.

Signed,
The Manangement

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/29/929416/open-gamethread-6-29#17570575

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thought that was a new gameday thread.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it was, it would have been done by a mod.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are we ignoring it?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you just looked quickly, you could mistake the Giant in his username for Grant.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Start the pen NOW

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classic Scott

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL at that route

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Geez, I hate Sanchez!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The wheels. They be falling off

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt… I can live with that.

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Giants

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG FRED LEWIS HOW COULD YOU DROP THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY WORTHLESS YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT AND I SCOFF AT ANYONE OR ANY STATS THAT SUGGESTS OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait, that was Rowand?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interchangeable.

Not interchangeable paychecks though.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is done. Take him out

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup, ’bout that time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, I thought Randy got screwed on the 3-2 pitch...

it was better than the first pitch called a strike to Pujols

by nofreetime on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PEN HOT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take him out now

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gentlemen, start your Affeldt’s.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wake up melon head. He’s done

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUCE!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Hellllllllloooooooooooooooo?!?!!!

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not really, I would have done the exact same thing. The double play is still in play now with affeldt in. Give him a chance at going after Molina.

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hook please

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for Botchy or Randy?

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE SWITCH

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I get the sinking feeling this is going to turn into a barn burner.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good move, boch.

40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HHIIIEEEEAADD 'PEN!! NOW!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Start, Randy

too bad Albert Pujols exists.

40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am really, really, really scared...

for Thurs. when it’s Zito… Pujols is just going to murder him.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 wide. make the rest of them do it.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I totally agree. Give him the Bonds treatment. For whatever reason, Buckethead has been going after him, though.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much , straight up true.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As wrong as it gets, actually.

Intentional walk: not a good strategy.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we be through this before. If the hitter is hot enough ( or the guys behind him cold enough) i would do it. You don’t. fair enough.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Fuggen Rox! You might want to try beating The Bums more than once in 10 games. Try it. You might find you like it.

by daveinexile on Jun 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In some situations, yes, but not every time up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It basically comes down to this: a walk is worth .33 of a run. A hitter who would walk 700 times in 700 PA’s would be worth 230 runs. 2001 Bonds was worth 201 runs. 1921 Ruth was worth 214 runs. If you walk Pujols every PA, you turn into the best hitter in the history in the history of the game, by far. He’s nowhere near that level, even when he’s hot.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is when it’s Pujols and the rest of the Cardinal lineup looks this bad…

I mean sure, if there’s no one on base, pitch to him, no need to start a rally. But if there’s a sensible way to avoid him, by all means do. And make sure all the pitchers know— the old unintentional intentional walk is ok— if he wants to go fishing, fine, but nothing fat over the heart of the plate to Albert.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Melonhead never walked Bonds when was with San Diego.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if James Marza is like that in bed.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if Randy has more than 80 good pitches in him these days.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice ovation from the STL fans

Must be a bunch of Randy Winns in the crowd.

by baybruin415 on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEST FANS IN BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are pretty good. I met some nice fans when they were here.

Some smoking hot ones too.

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My grandfather was a Cardinals fan, and he was pretty obnoxious about it.

Of course, he never actually visited St. Louis in his life.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I grew up there… they are pretty obnoxious at least as far as the whole “best fans in baseball” thing goes. The 2002 NLCS was one of the best times of my youth as all my friends had to eat crow.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People must think this is Johnson’s last season

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure whether Affeldt’s in Bochy’s doghouse, or he’s actually using the right reliever in a high leverage spot. Either way, I’m happy to see Affeldt.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 30, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I assume it’s because LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though Affeldt was being tougher on righties than lefties last I checked.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s a good decision.. Normally he brings in Medders

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shudders

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So when Rick comes back does Medders go?

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“meh”

…“derrrrrs”

then we’ll lose our “cheer”

by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lefty

It’s the matchup

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even though Affeldt has done better against righties

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else watching USA Volleyball on ESPN2?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I sure am not!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Git it dun Son

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground ball please

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K or grounder plz.

by NHL84 on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol ankiel

40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Affedlt he should be an allstar!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 30, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THROW STRIKES, YOU IDIOT!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Standard Affeldt, walk the first guy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKES

40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.

by rhys on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

send the runner or no?

by jctGamer on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GEEZ LOUISE

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAHHHHHHHHH

by DFAAurillia on Jun 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The wheels. They continue to fall off

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 30, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs