Giants Drinking Game (2009)
by zenbitz on Jun 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT
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(originally appeared in Gameday thread part II of postponed RJ 300 game @ Nats)
Your! 2009 Giants Drinking game.
Get an alcoholic beverage. Define a “drink” and a “chug”. A chug should equal 1 12 oz. beer, 1 shot of hard liquor, or 1 4 oz. glass of wine. There are approximately 10 drinks to a chug. Feel free to alter to your taste/liver/probability of getting up in the morning.
Take a drink whenever:
- Any Giants player swings at the first pitch
- Any Giants player hits into a double play
- Any Giants pitcher walks a batter
- Rich Aurillia fakes a bunt
- Sandoval hits a ball no where near the strike zone
- Brian Wilson puts the lead of man on.
- Fred Lewis looks at strike 3
Chug a drink whenever
- Bochy Double switches
- Velez gets picked off (sadly no longer on roster)
- Molina or Sandoval draws a walk
- Aaron Rowand runs into something
- Burriss gets an extra base hit- Giants get a runner to third with no outs and fail to score
- Molina or Sandoval hit a triple (or inside the parker!)
- Schierholtz gets into a game
- Giants get a runner to third with no outs and fail to score
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I feel like the Brian Wilson needs to be a chug just because it will be at the end of the game, so this just makes sure you’re hammered.
Also, I’m thinking you would only take about 15-20 “drinks” and then 1 or 2 “chugs” max.
Over a three hour game, I’d like to see somewhere along the lines for 50-60 “drinks” and 2-3 “chugs” so that you’d be feeling it by the end of the game.
I say add “A Giants player strikes out” as a drink, and move “Fred Lewis strikes out looking” to a “chug”
Another “chug” should be “A Giants player hits into a double play with runners on first and third (or bases loaded).”
Since we moved the Brian Wilson one to the “chug,” we should make a “drink” be “A Giants pitcher lets the lead off hitter on.”
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
LOL @...
I feel like the Brian Wilson needs to be a chug just because it will be at the end of the game
Wilson warrants a chug, for sure, but outside the context of the drinking game. I don’t consider Wilson entering the game to be the end, but merely a bridge from Affeldt to whomever replaces Wilson after a 4-2 game has turned into a tie.
FWIW, the collective face of McCoven when Wilson enters:
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
I'll play along with chocolate milk
It will be a “gallon challenge” for us underaged
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
Good luck..
It might be safer to chug alc than do a gallon challenge. I puked for hours when I tried
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I guess only a few out of thousands are capable of holding it down
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
Addendum:
Take a drink whenever:
Every out Sanchez records after the fifth inning
Krukow “eliminates” somebody
Chug a drink whenever:
Anytime a Giants catcher throws out a would be base stealer
A balldude cleanly picks a foul ball
Awesome idea, I’ll need to wait till Friday evening’s game for this, at the very least.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I thought the point of drinking games was to get drunk
- Molina or Sandoval draws a walk
this will be the least used one.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
I'm a Giants fan
I already have a drinking problem.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
this
We’re drinking fans with a baseball problem.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand
just stick a fork in the back of your throat and barf, save the three hours of aggravation and hundreds of dollars in alcohol
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
Hundreds?!?
Can get plastic bottle for no more than 9$, 30 of keystones/natty for 15..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Ready to drink?
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by merkin on Jun 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
This is really, really funny
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
glad you enjoyed it
10% find it funny
90% think I’ve gone mad
Of course my GF falls into that 90%
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hint
he has to push the PRAMALOT
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on Jun 4, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s funny AND I think you’ve gone mad.
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sounds like truth
So I guess people liked that, so I might as well break this out of hiding.
BTW, take a drink everytime Lewis bobbles a basehit.
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by merkin on Jun 4, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
well
that explains an awful lot. That ball moves so fast I can see why it’s always squirting to the fence
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
card carrying Bochy Hatter
by natteringnabob on Jun 4, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SCOTT!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 3, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
lol what
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit
can’t. Stop. laughing.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
A buddy and I played a Mike Krukow drinking game once. We just took a drink any time he said one of his little catchphrases – “country hardball”, “grab some pine”, “meat” (“grab some pine meat” meant TWO drinks), “duck snort”, etc. There was a whole page of them.
Oddly, we didn’t drink that much. Maybe Krukow was usually subdued that night. We never tried it again.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
then there's his favorite quotes for specific players
for instance, pablo: “He can hit.” I swear, every single of Pablo’s I’ve seen this season, krukow says that.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
A few Krukowisms off the top of my head...
I’m in
Attababe
gamer
stank eye
ha hahaha…laugher
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 4, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I almost forgot...
Bring your pink slip and checkbook
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 4, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
And they look great with those Agave jeans.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 4, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
i want that i want that i want that (mumbled very quickly)
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shin burger
elephant ear
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Ugly finder!
Also, drink any time Kuip makes an observation and Kruk repeats it for emphasis before Kuip has even finished. Those guys have their timing down better than Abbott and Costello.
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Has anybody else noticed Krukow’s getting increasingly bitter about pitch counts? It’s a good thing he and Flemming rarely work together, or else there’d be a 32-year-old Stanford alum flying out of the booth the first time Flemming said, “And that’s the FORTIETH PITCH for Lincecum, and we’re still in the SECOND INNING.”
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 4, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Randy Unit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 4, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite Krukowism
“He nutted it.”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 3, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you say that on TV?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 3, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow does all the time.
it still makes me giggle.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Everytime Kruk discusses the idea of arm angle
On a Randy Johnson start you will be passed out by the 2nd inning
by krukuipandclint on Jun 3, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Arm Slot!
he does it during Sanchez starts, too.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
"He throws the bat head at the ball."
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
you know it's a good (well...better than expected) season
when there’s a proposed drinking game and barry zito specifically is NOWHERE to be found.
that’s because we don’t people drinking while depressed.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I won't play this game
I want to live to see the next day. Playing this game, I would die of alcohol poisoning.
drink every time Zito throws a ball
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 4, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
tried it last night during the RAIN OUT and got hammered…
Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?
What, no “take a chug every time the opposing pitcher is at the plate and gets an extra-base hit”?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
good un
I would amend to “opposing pitcher gets on base”
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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krukowizm?
i always smirk when he says worlds most refreshing…beeeear
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