Gameday Thread 3
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Woooooo! Playing around in the restricted new gameday thread!
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
DRINK THEM!!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Take off your shoes first.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim Lincecum is better then you.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
THAN
since mayor is not here
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Tim Lincecum is better, then you
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I did it on porpoise
I was Mayor-baiting.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Don't hate the player, hate the game?
Except with you know, grammar?
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I like Wendy's
But the whole “It’s way better than fast food” ad campaign is supremely annoying.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THose chicken thingies are actually pretty good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I made no comment as to the quality of the food.
You do notice that I said that I like Wendy’s?
It’s still ridiculous.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I was just adding to your comment…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Just struck out Skip. Now we're facing Clayton
We’re back at the country club.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Mortenson. Very grim sounding name.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Git on yer horse!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn't mind if this meme died
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
he looks as grim as the name Mortenson sounds
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the kid from Harold & Maude
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny lookin' pitchers
We’re trying to corner the market.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Hey, thanks Cardinals catcher
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
GAMER SCOTT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Best hit scott had all night
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gamer's BB
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I can’t blame him. He got a ball up to drive for a sac.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Runner on 3rd less than 2 outs.
This probably will not end well.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
secret agent Misch
Securing the wildcard
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I thought you'd like to know...
Ishi’s 3-run HR was the Giants’ 8th 3-run HR of the year. Here’s the complete list:
- 4/15 — Rowand … vs. LAD … 8th inn … made score 4-2, SF … Giants lost
- 4/26 — Pablo …. vs. AZ … 8th inn … made score 4-1, SF … Giants lost
- 5/5 — Bengie …. vs. CHC … 1st inn … made score 3-0, SF … Giants won
- 5/12 — Pablo … vs. WAS … 9th inn … made score 9-7, SF … Giants won (walk-off)
- 5/25 — Ishi … vs. ATL … 7th inn … made score 8-2, SF … Giants won
- 6/14 — Nate … vs. OAK … 3rd inn … made score 6-1, SF … Giants won
- 6/15 — Pablo … vs. LAA … 9th inn … made score 9-7, LAA … Giants lost
- 6/29 — Ishi … vs. STL … 4th inn … made score 4-0, SF … ??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Stupid starting time
I only just got home and got to turn on th egame. Meh.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lol Cards
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Thanks Skip!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Skip to my LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Thank ya kindly Skippy!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I guess that’s what happens when you randomly decide to make a major league outfielder into a second baseman.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Quick rownad crash into something
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No where that is going to hurt him long term.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
kinda the side of the knee
you could hear it and it looked pretty damn painful
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RUNZ!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Why
Why would these words ever be typed?
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Pablo's sac...
fly!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Panda Fly

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Hahaha wow look at that little guy
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops, I missed the presence of a new thread.
my comments while I was gone:
So the Giants scored a lot of runs while I was gone walking the dog.
And Tim Lincecum appears to be pretty good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Better than the other Giants who’ve done one.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was in the other thread and I'm like 'where is everyone'
despite what the ads told me, they weren’t in London.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Cheerio my good man, want some tea & crumpets?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
this, more or less
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This
Nate’s new home is firmly inside the Ort Cloud for a while.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
He wasn’t playing that much to begin with, if you follow.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD WE DREW TWO WALKS IN ONE GAME
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
or, alternatively
Nate and Panda have combined for as many walks today as Bengie Molina has for the season.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
PLATE DISCIPLINE
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
You are comparing.
than
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
she never said that
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LONGEST GIANTS INNING EVER
Clayton Mortensen Nate Schierholtz 2 1_3 0-6 Walk Ball,Ball,Ball,Ball
Clayton Mortensen Bengie Molina 2 1__ 0-6 Single Strike,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Pablo Sandoval 1 1_3 0-6 Sacrifice Fly Ball,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Randy Winn 1 1_3 0-5 FC+Err Foul,Foul,Ball,Ball,Ball,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Aaron Rowand 1 3 0-4 Hit By Pitch Ball
Clayton Mortensen Tim Lincecum 0 _2 0-4 Sacrifice Hit Foul,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Juan Uribe 0 _ 0-4 Double Ball,Strike,Ball,Foul,InPlay
I love Mortenson
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS GAME IS AWESOME
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
No
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Karma is a bitch
and she doesn’t forget
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
EDGAR!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Way to Rent a blowout!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
ABOVE LEAGUE AVERAGE OFFENSE??????????????
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Man, if Ed were to heat up, that would make a huge difference.
I mean, even to 90 OPS+ levels.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Come on Ishi
Take this inning to ludicrous speed!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Food talk
Apologies if this came up earlier – I was out.
I’m making garbanzo chipotle salad, with such additional ingredients as heirloom tomatoes, avocados, and hard hard-boiled eggs. mmmm.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’ll have to ask my wife if she’s okay with a quickie divorce first.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I can tell ya
She’s totally okay w/ a quickie.
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Good fart material
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t need help with that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOL hard hard boiled
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a hard, hard man.
um…
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TWSS (pride weekend)
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Round 3
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
So do we get to see Sanchez today?
/cue Sanchez argument
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Pull Lincecum with only 65 pitches?
Kerry Wood and Mark Prior would have done well to be pulled in a few 9-0 games…
Round 3 to Pujols
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Hey, me too!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Pujols was admiring that one
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that was gone
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WOW. I thought that was gone. So did Poo Holes
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t like winn in LF
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
D'oh
If Winn had gotten to that cleanly he would of had him at second.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Fred would have played the correctly.....
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
good one
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Poo Holes was slacking
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
I BET HE STAYS AT A DIFFERENT HOTEL THAN THE TEAM BECAUSE HE’S AN ANTISOCIAL JERK TOO
GROUGTHINK ALERT
LETS SPEND THE NEXT THREE YEARS DISCUSSING THIS INDIGNANTLY.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HES NOT A LEADR
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pujols
Not a gamer, no hustle…
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Awesome
Pujols watched that almost HR like he wasn’t down 9 fucking runs in the 7th inning. Cool.
Tim Lincecum will win 1 Cy Young, and 11 Tim Lincecums. He's already got his one.
by icantdrive55 on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Torres, We play 3 at this level
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Did Torress think there were three outs?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Uh...
ribe
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
aribe aribe!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OPERATION MINDCRIIIIIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Why? He’s at less than 80 pitches.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
9-0 lead..
I’d rather not risk it.. Give Valdez 2 innings
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Nope
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? Because he gave up a hit against one of the best hitters in the league? Stupid.
by CaliforniaBone on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

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