Gameday Thread 3
by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT
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Woooooo! Playing around in the restricted new gameday thread!
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
DRINK THEM!!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Take off your shoes first.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim Lincecum is better then you.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
THAN
since mayor is not here
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Tim Lincecum is better, then you
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I did it on porpoise
I was Mayor-baiting.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Don't hate the player, hate the game?
Except with you know, grammar?
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I like Wendy's
But the whole “It’s way better than fast food” ad campaign is supremely annoying.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THose chicken thingies are actually pretty good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I made no comment as to the quality of the food.
You do notice that I said that I like Wendy’s?
It’s still ridiculous.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I was just adding to your comment…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Just struck out Skip. Now we're facing Clayton
We’re back at the country club.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Mortenson. Very grim sounding name.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Git on yer horse!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn't mind if this meme died
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
he looks as grim as the name Mortenson sounds
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s the kid from Harold & Maude
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny lookin' pitchers
We’re trying to corner the market.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Hey, thanks Cardinals catcher
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
GAMER SCOTT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Best hit scott had all night
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gamer's BB
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I can’t blame him. He got a ball up to drive for a sac.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Runner on 3rd less than 2 outs.
This probably will not end well.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
secret agent Misch
Securing the wildcard
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I thought you'd like to know...
Ishi’s 3-run HR was the Giants’ 8th 3-run HR of the year. Here’s the complete list:
- 4/15 — Rowand … vs. LAD … 8th inn … made score 4-2, SF … Giants lost
- 4/26 — Pablo …. vs. AZ … 8th inn … made score 4-1, SF … Giants lost
- 5/5 — Bengie …. vs. CHC … 1st inn … made score 3-0, SF … Giants won
- 5/12 — Pablo … vs. WAS … 9th inn … made score 9-7, SF … Giants won (walk-off)
- 5/25 — Ishi … vs. ATL … 7th inn … made score 8-2, SF … Giants won
- 6/14 — Nate … vs. OAK … 3rd inn … made score 6-1, SF … Giants won
- 6/15 — Pablo … vs. LAA … 9th inn … made score 9-7, LAA … Giants lost
- 6/29 — Ishi … vs. STL … 4th inn … made score 4-0, SF … ??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Stupid starting time
I only just got home and got to turn on th egame. Meh.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lol Cards
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Thanks Skip!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Skip to my LOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Thank ya kindly Skippy!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I guess that’s what happens when you randomly decide to make a major league outfielder into a second baseman.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Quick rownad crash into something
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No where that is going to hurt him long term.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
kinda the side of the knee
you could hear it and it looked pretty damn painful
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RUNZ!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Why
Why would these words ever be typed?
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Pablo's sac...
fly!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Panda Fly
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Hahaha wow look at that little guy
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops, I missed the presence of a new thread.
my comments while I was gone:
So the Giants scored a lot of runs while I was gone walking the dog.
And Tim Lincecum appears to be pretty good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Better than the other Giants who’ve done one.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was in the other thread and I'm like 'where is everyone'
despite what the ads told me, they weren’t in London.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Cheerio my good man, want some tea & crumpets?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
this, more or less
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This
Nate’s new home is firmly inside the Ort Cloud for a while.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
He wasn’t playing that much to begin with, if you follow.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD WE DREW TWO WALKS IN ONE GAME
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
or, alternatively
Nate and Panda have combined for as many walks today as Bengie Molina has for the season.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
PLATE DISCIPLINE
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
You are comparing.
than
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
she never said that
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LONGEST GIANTS INNING EVER
Clayton Mortensen Nate Schierholtz 2 1_3 0-6 Walk Ball,Ball,Ball,Ball
Clayton Mortensen Bengie Molina 2 1__ 0-6 Single Strike,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Pablo Sandoval 1 1_3 0-6 Sacrifice Fly Ball,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Randy Winn 1 1_3 0-5 FC+Err Foul,Foul,Ball,Ball,Ball,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Aaron Rowand 1 3 0-4 Hit By Pitch Ball
Clayton Mortensen Tim Lincecum 0 _2 0-4 Sacrifice Hit Foul,InPlay
Clayton Mortensen Juan Uribe 0 _ 0-4 Double Ball,Strike,Ball,Foul,InPlay
I love Mortenson
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
WHAT THE FUCK THIS GAME IS AWESOME
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
No
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Karma is a bitch
and she doesn’t forget
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
EDGAR!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Way to Rent a blowout!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
ABOVE LEAGUE AVERAGE OFFENSE??????????????
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Man, if Ed were to heat up, that would make a huge difference.
I mean, even to 90 OPS+ levels.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Come on Ishi
Take this inning to ludicrous speed!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Food talk
Apologies if this came up earlier – I was out.
I’m making garbanzo chipotle salad, with such additional ingredients as heirloom tomatoes, avocados, and hard hard-boiled eggs. mmmm.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’ll have to ask my wife if she’s okay with a quickie divorce first.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I can tell ya
She’s totally okay w/ a quickie.
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Good fart material
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t need help with that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOL hard hard boiled
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a hard, hard man.
um…
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TWSS (pride weekend)
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Round 3
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
So do we get to see Sanchez today?
/cue Sanchez argument
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Pull Lincecum with only 65 pitches?
Kerry Wood and Mark Prior would have done well to be pulled in a few 9-0 games…
Round 3 to Pujols
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Hey, me too!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Pujols was admiring that one
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that was gone
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WOW. I thought that was gone. So did Poo Holes
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t like winn in LF
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
D'oh
If Winn had gotten to that cleanly he would of had him at second.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Fred would have played the correctly.....
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
good one
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Poo Holes was slacking
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
I BET HE STAYS AT A DIFFERENT HOTEL THAN THE TEAM BECAUSE HE’S AN ANTISOCIAL JERK TOO
GROUGTHINK ALERT
LETS SPEND THE NEXT THREE YEARS DISCUSSING THIS INDIGNANTLY.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HES NOT A LEADR
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pujols
Not a gamer, no hustle…
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Awesome
Pujols watched that almost HR like he wasn’t down 9 fucking runs in the 7th inning. Cool.
Tim Lincecum will win 1 Cy Young, and 11 Tim Lincecums. He's already got his one.
by icantdrive55 on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Torres, We play 3 at this level
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Did Torress think there were three outs?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Uh...
ribe
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
aribe aribe!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OPERATION MINDCRIIIIIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Why? He’s at less than 80 pitches.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
9-0 lead..
I’d rather not risk it.. Give Valdez 2 innings
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Nope
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? Because he gave up a hit against one of the best hitters in the league? Stupid.
by CaliforniaBone on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No..
Because we have a huge lead and it’s really not worth risking a fluke injury like a ball up the middle..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Meh
Last year, I remember people talking about his lack of complete games as a negative for the Cy Young.
But I see your point. I just don’t think it’s thats big of a risk. Sorry for the way I came off.
by CaliforniaBone on Jun 29, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He was just asking for a general opinion.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
He has not been in 1 jam yet and only has 76 pitches.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
Timmy doesn’t need a Merkin.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NATTO'S GONE MISSING
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
In that picture of Johnson and Carpenter over the Arch...
Randy looks like he’s about to sock ’im one.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Oh?
You’re lisa stephens from wells fargo bank.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Oh, you’re Lisa Stevens. With Wells Fargo Bank.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
You're.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Lisa Stevens.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
From Wells Fargo Bank.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
I love you guys almost as much as I hate that ad.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Tap
Tap plastics. The fantastica plastic place.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
fantastica
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right, shane
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
gameday had the last pitch as a slider
timmy dosent throw to many sliders
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
76 pitches
7 innings.
Hands up, who says Timmy finishes tonite?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
I have to ask. Why do people here call Lincecum, Timmy?? No one else does and it makes it seem like Tim is 9 years old.
Term of endearment
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yeah, I'd say
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
He is 9 years old, for one thing.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Not a South Park watcher then?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the source of your confusion.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that would constitute fun
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe pimped that one
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOWWWWWW
Too bad it was a meaningless HR
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Now that was GONE
Booyah thats how you hit one Pooh Holes!
Tim Lincecum will win 1 Cy Young, and 11 Tim Lincecums. He's already got his one.
Was that HR as ridiculous as Miller made it sound?
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Definitely.
Third Deck.
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LIGHT TOWER POWER
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe wants a Big Mac
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URINE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
I'm confused
who are these guys playing behind Lincecum?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
next two games are Carpenter and Wainwright, right?
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
Nah
We’re just trying to even out our PYTHAG
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Your negativity makes me
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YOU HAD ME AT SHIT
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That's weird...
in this box I said =(
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I’m pretty sure our winning percentage would be a lot higher if we scored 10 runs per game. We should just try to do that.
Tim Lincecum will win 1 Cy Young, and 11 Tim Lincecums. He's already got his one.
we should do that too
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s kind of refreshing that they still have Big Mac land here in St. Louis. It’s a stark contrast to the Giants getting rid of every last vestiment of the greatest ballplayer of our generation.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
he is white
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems pretty obvious to me...
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I think he means that the Giants haven’t totally wiped all mention of Bonds from the yard.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that we know about.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not here to talk about the past.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I wish that Charles Schwab hat kept the Bonds target
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Pedro Feliz?
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Benito?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
GUYS IM WORRIED ABOUT LINCECUM HE JUST HASNT BEEN SAME DOMINANT AS LAST YEAR!!!
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EFFICIENCY!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
So complete game again? Just give him the Cy now kthx
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"I am amused by the simplicity of this game"
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If we make it to the playoffs...
every other day is Timmy Day. Think about that for a second.
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TIM
FINNISH HYMN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Mort
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If the rotation goes according to plan, he could start the All Star game. He won’t be pitching either Saturday or Sunday before the break.
assuming he doesn’t cough up a lung the night before the game
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll fake a flu again
Smart kid.
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88 at 55
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
you know other teams around the league are seeing 10-0 Giants on their scoreboard and thinking that can’t be right.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
We're breaking the scoreboards!
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I can’t believe he made contact tbh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Huh
Miller just mentioned that Mariano Rivera had only come up to bat once in his career until this week – when he’s come up twice.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
He might just be
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Uh, he pretty much is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
But it's not ridiculous to make the above statement
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Hoffman’s up there as well.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yup
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivera has everything Hoffman has, plus the postseason record though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOFFMAN HAS MORE SAVEZ!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
his 1990 season was just ridiculous
606 ERA+, 4 walks in 73 innings….jesus
Rollie Fingers was pretty bad ass.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
John Franco?
Really?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
sarcasm.
Though he did have a long carrer.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
hey, remember that time he blew GAME 7 OF THE WORLD SERIES!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Two Mexicans mowin' them down
My mother misunderstood us when we were talking about Tim Lincecum. She thought we said, “Two Mexicans.” Thus, this is his new name.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
He was being nice.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOLINCECUM
Can’t even strike out the pitcher. Hello, Tommy John surgery!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I'M WORRIED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lost velocity
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This has been the best overall game of the year
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
It came at the right time
Soon after one of the worst of the year.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
yesterday wasn’t that bad, yo.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I said soon and not immediately
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I hate the Extra Miles commercial
Need it now? And how?
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WHO BUYS GROCERIES AT THE FUCKING GAS STATION?
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Mouth breathers
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
he threw 96 in that inning
he is fine
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Aw Pujols
come back for round 4
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lol they pulled Pujols
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
This is how fred feels
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Pujols got yanked for dogging it out of the box
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
he needs to learn to play the game the RIGHT WAY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Lasorda doesn’t seem to have a history of being hard on divas.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Whoops. Got them mixed up. Must be the body type.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
they both kinda sound like “Lasagna”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ack Panda
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
bad night for panda. which is relative, because he got a walk and a RBI.
40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
MONEY
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Oh well. Panda'll have to start a new streak tomorrow
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
And he could have led the league tonight too...
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Oh well. Panda'll have to start a new streak tomorrow
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
And he could have led the league tonight too...
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Woah woah woah, I'm seeing double...
Four Krusty’s!
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Maddux-esque
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And 2 GiDP's
Although the first was unlucky
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
TIM!
FINISH THEM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I just noticed that Sandoval leads MLB 3B in wOBA. Now ahead of both Wright and Longoria.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
Hoffman with a one-pitch save.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
was he facing the Giants?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rent positioned perfect on that one
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Thiis doesn’t feel like a ninth inning.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Let's Play Two!
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CG!!!!!!
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CGSO!!!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE AND EASY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Well, that game was easy
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
and that’s the ballgame
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
TIMMMAH WINS!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
To bad he has to sent down so they can keep Sigh Sad up.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
This
Bye Tim, we hardly knew ye
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Great Pitcher...
Or greatest pitcher?
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Wow
That was really easy
I’M WORRIED, HE HAD FEWER KS THAN INNINGS PITCHED.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOLst veLOLcity
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 2 baserunners. WOW
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
FTW!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Those guys make me happy
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEET VICTORY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
2 hours and 10 minutes
All while scoring 10 runs…
Timmy = Efficient
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sure you can make arguments for other pitchers as being the best in the game.
But I ain’t gonna listen to them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
this is correct
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
they can try
but they wouldn’t be very successful
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm Rockies and Dodgers
Not sure what I want there
Hmmm...
Dodgers…
vs Not Dodgers…
yeah seems pretty clear.
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godlike wrath?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yeah tough. Always go against LAD
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So that was pretty much our best overall performance ever...
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
when are we going to have to admit that timmy might just be the real deal?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
HE'S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN!!!
He’s made of pure unadulterated awesome.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
MLB Network talking about Timmy
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
IN YO FACE POO HOLES
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
LINCECUM DRIVES A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART OF THE CARDINALS!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Who lives his life vicariously through Timmy
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
That’s not even a close question.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
NEVER ROOT FOR THE DODGERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that’s known as the only time I root for the Angels
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
I rooted for the dodgers to beat the cubs :(
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
:(
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
But then rooted hard for the Phils, so...
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the only case.
And even then you should take multiple showers after.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Besides if, some how the Rox, sweep them think what kind of fun this could be.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
when in doubt
root against the Dodgers
when you’re sure, root against them, too.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If I told you before the game
That one 1b would hit a 3r HR to blow it open and the other would hit a 2b – what would you have guessed?
2 HR from 2B now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Tim Lincecum is a fucking machine.
But you know, he just pitched his third complete game in four outings. He’s definitely going to need another six days of rest after this one.
/thinking like the Giants think
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Also, confuse any of the above verbs however you want to.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh… he was throwing low stress complete games on five days’ rest too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this.
Pujols = “The Machine”
Timmy = “The Fucking Machine” (Oh yes.)
"El once, chico. Eleven."
“Tim Lincecum is a fucking machine.”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson, can you verify?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
SOURCES - LINCECUM, FUCKING MACHINE
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
This prove Tim is even better than Ron Jermy.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
I had to spell it out..
to understand that
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
It IS spelled out.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I have seen perfection
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He will do it, someday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JINXED NOW THANKS A LOT
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not with that lost velocity
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
a bloop and a mistake away from that….
40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
and he also had some nice defensive plays behind him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
PROTIP:
Don’t fly Airbus.
Last Giants hitter who had a wOBA as high as Sandoval’s: Jeff Kent, 2000.
Dude started last year in A+!
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
You mean other than the one hitter, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we used to have a medicore LF I think...
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Lamar
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Voyeurism is cool as long as you’re not telling me about it, or looking at me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
no, thank god. he is second though.
40-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 3.63 ERA, .259 BAA, crappy 1.68 K/BB ratio in Norwich. OK.
I’d just like to say how happy I am that Timmy is ours.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
He gives me a happy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Most notably...
MarinLOLs
or is it LOLniers
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
That's it.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsors.
Ours Ours Ours!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No you can't have a Lincecum.
Not yours.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
5 Homers in a month, in which he only played half the games..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
You know
If this team takes 2/3 from the card’s I’m gonna start beleiving
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s saying he doesn’t care what happens in game four.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If we take 3/4 from the Cards, I’m going to start believing too
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
John Kruk saying that the Giants have real potential to break the top five in his power ranking real soon. How far we’ve come.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Worst team in baseball imo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL CARDS
You just got beat by the WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
79 win ceiling
Maybe 81 if we trade Cain for Fielder
by Viva Jon Miller on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
some would find your handle . . . pretentious
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
lol john kruk
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
“Manager of the Year”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
I can live with it. When it’s all said and done, managers don’t matter that much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I dunno
my hatred for melonhead is strong.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Me too
but my love for winning baseball is strong too. So if a winning/possible playoffs season means keeping Bochy another year, I can live with it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
+1
some other manager would drive us just as nuts.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
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