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Last year, we had a thread in which to post photographs of ourselves, pulled blinking and confused out of our mothers' basements or our Unabomber-style shacks. But that was some time ago and a lot of folks have come and gone since then. So, with the night at the park coming soon, I figured it would be a good time to have another such thread, so anyone considering attending an take one look at the lot of us, say, "My god they're hideous!" and stay far, far away.

 


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Here I am

Dreaming of a lineup that doesn’t include Bengie Molina hitting cleanup. I’m the one who’s not a baby:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Late, but thought the first Grandson pic would fit better here, than with the “beer poses”. Me and Mrs NVSFG hours after the first grandchild was born fourteen days ago.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Far out!

Dude , you are OLD.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...which I can identify with.

The people’s ages in this pic total 63…the 14 yr old is laughing because he’s successfully sucking the hair off my head and onto his.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes Vic it’s true, I am old. The combined ages of the people in my pic is 99 and 14 days.

Old does not mean over however. Age is just a state of mind, unless you are a Giants Vet :-)

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Youth is wasted on the young.

What did P.J. O’Rourke say…

“Age and Guile will triumph over Youth and a bad haircut.”

or some such truck…

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1 googolplux

Les Plack = more chicks
I am running roughshod over the dingerz.exe league. the dl is trying to jinx me, but im too guile-y.

by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations, nvsfg!

Or maybe we can just call you nv.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can call me anything, as long as it is not “Grandpa” :-) Still have not gotten used to that.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m hoping you persuaded the kids to name your grandson “Matt Downs Nvsfg.”

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My daughters husband is from the Cleveland area, and is an Indians fan. My daughter of course is a Giants fan. Jack (the grandson) already has his Giants cap. as well as a whole bunch of Giants gear purchased from the dugout store.

I have already had the AL / NL discussion with Jack, and at fourteen days old he seems get the concept that National League baseball is way better than American League baseball. The father does not agree however :-)

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that baby IS too cute. dont let it get to its head.

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would you print out fake Photoshopped tickets? Seems like a waste of ink.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the one that's not a statue

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only Texas would build this statue.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIT R DUN

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Jun 30, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs


1000 nerd points to whoever knows who the guy on the right is.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He looks a helluva lot like the guy whos always on Nova/Discovery/Science etc. programs on space/black holes/quantum physics, etc.

Or he’s just another dorky aZn, i dno

by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is who I thought he was as well. Not that they all look alike but he looks like him.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can tell you’re at a Comic Con. So that has to be the Governor of New Mexico.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that pic from your FB page. I didn’t know who it was then and I still don’t.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Long Duk Dong!

The Donger need food!

Ted Wood.

by dangjackson on Jun 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supplies!

You’re so STUPID!

Ted Wood.

by dangjackson on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natto is going to kill you.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's not Gedde Watanabe

I love UHF, but the “supplies” gag was pretty lame.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda liked supplies.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

judging by the image properties, I would guess that’s _36325244_7869759

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Usagi Yojimbo!

How was meeting him in person?

by Frank144 on Jun 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I reverted to a blabbering fanboy state and told him I liked his lettering. He was a nice guy though. He signed my copy of Grasscutter and gave me a poster with all the Usagi characters.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like your Punisher hoodie jacket.

by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It cost about $12 bucks. A steal!

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Head of the Chem Dept at Lowell?

by seyheystretch on Jun 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hollander was awesome. IIRC he retired after the spring semester of 2003. He gave everyone in his class A’s just because it was his last semester.

by kimmyg on Jun 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stan Sakai

Father of Usagi Yojimbo!

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to own a(n?) Usagi Yojimbo action figure, though it was through the Ninja Turtles.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I passed on one of those in a discount bin, back when my daughter was into the Turtles. Didn’t know what it was at the time.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably "an" since it's "oo-sah-gee"

I used to have that figure too. Wish I still had it.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool story about Stan

About 10 years ago I was at the San Diego Con with my then-gf and her Mom, who is Japanese. Her Mom dropped about $500 on a few pieces of original art. A year or two later a character appeared in the series named Nii, which was the Mom’s maiden name. Nice little inside ref!

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

should have been clear, on Stan’s original art.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's last year's fanpost, by the way
MCC Vain Bastards

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I also posted a picture of myself sleeping there - seems to be a habit

This one:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For good measure, here's one, circa 1987, where I'm not asleep but wished I was

I’m the one seemingly without a mouth in this one.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you ever get out of bed?

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m actually that world’s fattest man guy who comes up on google image searches for Juan & Jose Uribe. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve really let yourself go since last year, man.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that’s supposed to be you in bed, not me!!!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I call bullshit

I wash myself through a complex system of levers and pulleys, not with a rag on a stick.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s the creep taking pictures of you asleep? You should alert the authorities

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell me about it. I keep trying to get a restraining order.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the last time I saw so many images of grown men sleeping with children I was at michaeljackson.com. Too soon?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, am I glad I didn’t post a picture of myself there. Then you guys would be all “Hey, you look creepy”

Fortunately, that never happened, so you have no idea if I look creepy or not.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didnt we meet in SJ

You were the creepy guy, right?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we met in Walnut Creek.

Also, I hear I am less creepy in person, though Goofus might have just been saying that because he was afraid.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kitspool hasn’t been the same since.

by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's right

you were the one in the trenchcoat hiding in the bushes

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, you’re creepier in person.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m convinced your friend hated everyone else there, by the way.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im trying to get a picture from Facebook

But when I copy and paste the Web addresss, it shows up as the blue question mark square. If someone would help, you be rewarded with the ability to look at my face.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What address are you copying?

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It said “image address”, but I also I tried “Copy image” and neither worked

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The easiest way to do it is right click on the picture and go to “Copy image address”.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I tried that, I put it in the image bar in the comment box, but it came up as the little question mark. Maybe the picture is messed up or something.

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*shrug*

The photo I posted is from my FB account.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well

I’ll try again

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most recent pic I have here at work

Mrs. Goofus, Congresswoman Jackie Speier, Goofus (taken in January when we went back for the inauguration)

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that that photo’s gotten out, her political career is toast.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think her political career was toast as soon as she married a guy called Goofus.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mrs. Goofus =/= Jackie Speier

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Jackie Speier is Goofus’s co-wife.

MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRASS WHUT R U DOIN Y ARNT U REPORTING THIS?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, her political career? That was over when she started wearing pepto pink.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

w/ a statue of the greatest quarterback in human history

and a bonus picture of my dog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUG FLUTIE, BIZNATCHES!!!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOUG FLUTIE IS THE BALLS! AND HIS COLLEGE IS COOL, TOO!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dumb, old, dumb dog

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the Joe Montana statue behind the Doug Flutie statue?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the other guy is wondering why the hell you wore a three piece suit to go shoot guns

Thing A

by sam23 on Jun 30, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I don’t remember that being there. Boy do I feel old.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and Congratulations!

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks! And they just put it up this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome! Now I feel young and zesty again! What’s next for you? More academia?

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, I think I’m going to apply to SF State’s TESOL Masters program. For now, I’m kind of working on and off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I work on and off, too — but I get paid for all of it!

Best of luck!

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just finished a Masters degree at SF State. It’s supposed to take only two years but it took me six. Thank you, McCovey Chronicles!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 29, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything takes longer at SF State, they don’t have enough classes.

by ktice on Jun 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An oldie but a goodie

Looking inordinately cool…

39-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pic links to better quality pic

39-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 29, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me in the Badlands

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can I tap you for black or red mana?

WHERE MY NERD POINTS AT

by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes I partook in Magic the Gathering as well

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah middle school back when I was cool

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still have my cards from way back when… Not nearly as much of an ‘investment’ as I thought.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably made out better than my investments. Anyone wanna buy a charizard?

apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hollographic?

how much?

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 3, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

South Dakota FTW!!!

by jhiat00 on Jul 1, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What computer wizardry did you do to get it to work?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All I did was copy the address and put it in the image tag.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey and Kieschnick?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are good sports to fake smile for me.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick someone hide this thread before the spambot comes and breaks it with Juan Uribe photos.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am SOFTBALL GUY!

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Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see the shadow of the ball. You either smashed that one or terribly fooled by a change up, Molina style.

by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully the former!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like a bomb to me

by Jon Dowd on Jul 1, 2009 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the park in Yerington ?

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Where the walker runs down to the Carson Valley Plain”?

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually it was in Excremento.

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jul 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Softball...

 League President, Coaching but not playing. One of the best teams I’ve had the pleasure to Coach in a long time. 12 and Under Nevada State “C” Champions Last Week (June 20) and Champions again on June 28. Championship game was 8-1 after coming all the way through from the losers bracket (3 games back to back). Pitcher threw a 1 hitter with four walks.Me in the front row, right side.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jul 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same with this one, either I hit the crap out of it or I’m WAAAAAY out in front.

by dmunk on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice bat. Used to have one til I sold it for a small fortune

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just broke mine. Great stick while it lasted.

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya, they are sweet. I hear they are re-releasing them in September for $199. No warranty though

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I was being hunted for sport in this photo

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oldjacket is black white a feminist dance-punk band?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True Fact:

I like that band.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like their song “Fake French,” but their musical style isn’t really my thing.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that could be awesome

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t you used to look like Jeff Goldblum?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it comes and goes.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 30, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU NEED TO BE OLDER.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am older.

And now I’m even older.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 30, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My FACEBOOK FRIENDS have already seen my horrible visage.

by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SPOILER

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

XANTHAN PORN

YOU CAN SEE HIS PARTS

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHECK OUT MY XXX HEAT SINK FAN XXX

by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aka your only true friends

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

XANTHAN IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not the Tigers fan

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roger is a lumberjack!

by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he’s OK!

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sleep all night and I work all day.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See the resemblance!

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark McGwire, is that you?

by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pictures I want to see:

Lars wandering or something. Maybe eating PIE.
GRM typing away at his PC.
Howtheyscored stalkin’
Jcb9 flipping over a table in rage when someone starts talking about Candy Maldonado

by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can’t fulfill your exact request, but here’s some stuff that’s close.

My teenaged RAGE/long black hair days:

Training for the big fight with Candy:

The results of my drunken brawling:*

  • - Injury may actually have been the result of an unsuccessful attempt to empty the dishwasher.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, those dishwashers are pretty tricky. Jumping around and everything.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPECIAL TREAT for anyone who attends the MCC Night at the Ballpark!

YOU can see that very scar, as well as my other scars, and hear the pointless, long stories of how I got them!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, I think I’m gonna cancel now.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My work here is done.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.”

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh we've got to sit together, now

We can trade scar stories!

We’ll end the night with me pulling off my shoe and showing you my big ol’ scar where my toe used to be!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT'S what you havenot?

…what a gyp.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That arm wrestling game

at the arcade by the water in SF?

I love that place

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, back when it was out at Cliff House.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see your roots!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dad?!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you all realize that you’re just giving me more Photoshop material.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch out for that knee to the crotch

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IRL LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where’s the Photoshopping?

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I’ve never seen a photo of Lars before!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that badge definitely wasn’t there.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess this makes me the baby of the bunch

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice outfit

Who’s the guy standing next to you?

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea

I dont get why poeple always do that to me.

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just posted a new photo of me holding a very old cat on Facebook. You can’t see my face, but that’s for the better since my face is really bad these days.

Here’s a good pic of me: Went to the Stanford/Oregon football game in 2007 and took a picture near the ZOMG TANK.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That tank thing looks kind of like the bottom of a dalek.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EX-TER-MIN-ATE

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was part of Jabba the Hutt’s ship

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're actually thinking of Jabba's "sail barge."

(Why the hell do I remember that?)

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who wouldnt remember that?

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look taller than I remember you.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was called the Badonkadonk??? And I thought it was a lot bigger than that…

by Jon Dowd on Jul 1, 2009 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was taken some time ago, however.

by biff pocoroba on Jun 29, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True story

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like it’s a bad reflection on me that I can’t find any recent pictures of me on Facebook where I’m wearing a shirt.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 29, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you perhaps work at an establishment known as the Man Hole?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLOTHING OPTIONAL

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know you want me to post it :P

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 29, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE’RE ONTO YOU MCCONAUGHEY

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re one of those e-trade babies?

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Read the rulebook shank-a-potamus”

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here I am, out of beer:

Good German food at that place, btw (Speisekammer in alameda)

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here I am, with plenty o' beer

I’m at a “beer garden” in Shinjuku.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.

by Norm Median on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this the large amounts of beer thread?

At the Hofbrauhaus in Munich.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point of St. Patty's I had consumed large amounts of beer

That counts right?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs


Beer?

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beerack?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A delicious pint of hope

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty wrecked here myself on St. Patties. Love that holiday

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever it was you were doing, seemed to be working.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Munchen, you mean.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 29, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or München, to be precise.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost did that but I didn’t want to seem like an elitist.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, showing off your fancy Spanish names and all.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cot damn

That’s a lot of beer.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did someone say beer?

Almost out….

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did someone say poses with beer?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beer in Yosemite

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beer @ Coachella 2009

(I’m the guy in the Giants hat)

by dmunk on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look kind of like David Wright. And the guy in the A’s hat looks kind of like a young Springsteen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never heard that one before, but I guess I do look a little like him (although I think he’s a little douchey looking, so hopefully the resemblance isn’t TOO strong).

by dmunk on Jul 2, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looks like one of those net pics where in the next one the girl flashes the camera

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me and my girls. One may look like she’s trying to escape, but really she’s just trying out her Chandler smile.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry it’s so big. It didn’t look that big in the preview.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWHS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a great photo! Your kids are adorable.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So’s their mom

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. They’re pretty okay.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MODS

GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lies and devilry

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Impossible!

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m on it. Geez, didn’t you hear the Yellow Alert alarms going off? We’re conducting a full search, with phasers set to gawk.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me last halloween at work

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

your a gay indian?

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve seen this porn video

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WANNA WORK WHERE YOU WORK

by satyricrash on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look like Jonathan Sanchez in that picture.

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda looks like the love child of Jonathan Sanchez and Delorean.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wish daddy and daddy would reconcile!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you related to Michael Myers?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you wonder why I post in caps so much

It’s because the anger started at a young age

nowdays I wear cool shades

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs


I like homemade sausage.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I win the nerd award today

I’m the one with the Klingon forehead.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs


Me in love (for now)

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit one of you guys has a hot girlfriend???

by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still trying to get over the fact that one of us has a girlfriend.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ONE OF US HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She doesnt know about Mcc, so for now we are together, until she finds out I love LOLcats and bad trade proposals more than her

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about

RALLY AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

She Hate Me

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since we have a ton of pictures here, how about something for the future: rally members photos. We could pick a few here and repost it for Giants rallies.

by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Angel of Death on the right

seems displeased at your lack of honest effort.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that you post pictures of her on baseball blog sites

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah heh heh, I might be in trouble here

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, seriously

This has to be shopped. Are there any pixels in this picture?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well well

someone can Photoshop better than Natto

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha no she is actually a cleverly positioned cardboard cutout

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And here I am driving to work

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet ride, dude.

by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s how he rolls.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the speed you’re going I can see how “rolling” like that might cost you a toe. Oh and for the Klingon head – Was that the Trekkies 2 bash at the old Capital Garage?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it indeed was

If you’ve ever seen Trekkies 2, you’ve seen my deep, dark, nerdy secret.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hell with the toe...

YOU HAVENOT FEET!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They see you rollin. They hatin’.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm wearing a three piece suit and shooting a shotgun

this is what bachelor parties are all about.



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Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wacky lefthander!

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!

by Lyle on Jun 30, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me and my BFF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re Charles Barkley? And we’re BFF with some white guy?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

I’m relatively big (~6’2" or 6’3"), but look how his bear paw swallows my shoulder. Dude is a beast

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a picture of me with Boog Powell. Even though he’s old, he looks like he could pick me up and eat me like a drumstick. I’ll see if I can find that pic tonight.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is awesome, did you guys go and get some really great “hamburgers”

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, your dating Alex Trebek?

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no fuckin way

mr. ryan lewis…whats going on its been some years. this is justin.

by jobrien9 on Jul 2, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The cornball

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF, why no posty?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened to the stache?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to go to a wedding and she would have killed me. Also, the ‘stache had the nasty habit of getting me into many screaming matches with people I’d never met. It was an odd month.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP THE STACHE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the one on the far right. We just trapped a friend of ours in study room with a vending machine:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you crazy kids!

“This one time, at study hall…”

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

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