Faces Made for the Internet: MCC Photos
Last year, we had a thread in which to post photographs of ourselves, pulled blinking and confused out of our mothers' basements or our Unabomber-style shacks. But that was some time ago and a lot of folks have come and gone since then. So, with the night at the park coming soon, I figured it would be a good time to have another such thread, so anyone considering attending an take one look at the lot of us, say, "My god they're hideous!" and stay far, far away.
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Here I am
Dreaming of a lineup that doesn’t include Bengie Molina hitting cleanup. I’m the one who’s not a baby:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Late, but thought the first Grandson pic would fit better here, than with the “beer poses”. Me and Mrs NVSFG hours after the first grandchild was born fourteen days ago.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Far out!
Dude , you are OLD.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...which I can identify with.
The people’s ages in this pic total 63…the 14 yr old is laughing because he’s successfully sucking the hair off my head and onto his.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, are you Frank Castle?

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jul 1, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Vic it’s true, I am old. The combined ages of the people in my pic is 99 and 14 days.
Old does not mean over however. Age is just a state of mind, unless you are a Giants Vet :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youth is wasted on the young.
What did P.J. O’Rourke say…
“Age and Guile will triumph over Youth and a bad haircut.”
or some such truck…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 googolplux
Les Plack = more chicks
I am running roughshod over the dingerz.exe league. the dl is trying to jinx me, but im too guile-y.
by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations, nvsfg!
Or maybe we can just call you nv.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can call me anything, as long as it is not “Grandpa” :-) Still have not gotten used to that.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m hoping you persuaded the kids to name your grandson “Matt Downs Nvsfg.”
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My daughters husband is from the Cleveland area, and is an Indians fan. My daughter of course is a Giants fan. Jack (the grandson) already has his Giants cap. as well as a whole bunch of Giants gear purchased from the dugout store.
I have already had the AL / NL discussion with Jack, and at fourteen days old he seems get the concept that National League baseball is way better than American League baseball. The father does not agree however :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that baby IS too cute. dont let it get to its head.
apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jct in a fantasy world, attending an event that never happened

by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would you print out fake Photoshopped tickets? Seems like a waste of ink.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the one that's not a statue

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only Texas would build this statue.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIT R DUN
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Jun 30, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

1000 nerd points to whoever knows who the guy on the right is.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks a helluva lot like the guy whos always on Nova/Discovery/Science etc. programs on space/black holes/quantum physics, etc.
Or he’s just another dorky aZn, i dno
by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is who I thought he was as well. Not that they all look alike but he looks like him.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can tell you’re at a Comic Con. So that has to be the Governor of New Mexico.
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that pic from your FB page. I didn’t know who it was then and I still don’t.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long Duk Dong!
The Donger need food!
Ted Wood.
by dangjackson on Jun 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supplies!
You’re so STUPID!
Ted Wood.
by dangjackson on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto is going to kill you.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's not Gedde Watanabe
I love UHF, but the “supplies” gag was pretty lame.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda liked supplies.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
judging by the image properties, I would guess that’s _36325244_7869759
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Usagi Yojimbo!
How was meeting him in person?
by Frank144 on Jun 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reverted to a blabbering fanboy state and told him I liked his lettering. He was a nice guy though. He signed my copy of Grasscutter and gave me a poster with all the Usagi characters.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It cost about $12 bucks. A steal!
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Head of the Chem Dept at Lowell?
by seyheystretch on Jun 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hollander was awesome. IIRC he retired after the spring semester of 2003. He gave everyone in his class A’s just because it was his last semester.
by kimmyg on Jun 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stan Sakai
Father of Usagi Yojimbo!
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to own a(n?) Usagi Yojimbo action figure, though it was through the Ninja Turtles.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I passed on one of those in a discount bin, back when my daughter was into the Turtles. Didn’t know what it was at the time.
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably "an" since it's "oo-sah-gee"
I used to have that figure too. Wish I still had it.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool story about Stan
About 10 years ago I was at the San Diego Con with my then-gf and her Mom, who is Japanese. Her Mom dropped about $500 on a few pieces of original art. A year or two later a character appeared in the series named Nii, which was the Mom’s maiden name. Nice little inside ref!
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have been clear, on Stan’s original art.
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's last year's fanpost, by the way
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I also posted a picture of myself sleeping there - seems to be a habit
This one:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For good measure, here's one, circa 1987, where I'm not asleep but wished I was
I’m the one seemingly without a mouth in this one.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you ever get out of bed?
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually that world’s fattest man guy who comes up on google image searches for Juan & Jose Uribe. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve really let yourself go since last year, man.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that’s supposed to be you in bed, not me!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call bullshit
I wash myself through a complex system of levers and pulleys, not with a rag on a stick.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the creep taking pictures of you asleep? You should alert the authorities
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me about it. I keep trying to get a restraining order.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the last time I saw so many images of grown men sleeping with children I was at michaeljackson.com. Too soon?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, am I glad I didn’t post a picture of myself there. Then you guys would be all “Hey, you look creepy”
Fortunately, that never happened, so you have no idea if I look creepy or not.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didnt we meet in SJ
You were the creepy guy, right?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we met in Walnut Creek.
Also, I hear I am less creepy in person, though Goofus might have just been saying that because he was afraid.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kitspool hasn’t been the same since.
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's right
you were the one in the trenchcoat hiding in the bushes
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, you’re creepier in person.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m convinced your friend hated everyone else there, by the way.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im trying to get a picture from Facebook
But when I copy and paste the Web addresss, it shows up as the blue question mark square. If someone would help, you be rewarded with the ability to look at my face.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What address are you copying?
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It said “image address”, but I also I tried “Copy image” and neither worked
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The easiest way to do it is right click on the picture and go to “Copy image address”.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I tried that, I put it in the image bar in the comment box, but it came up as the little question mark. Maybe the picture is messed up or something.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*shrug*
The photo I posted is from my FB account.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most recent pic I have here at work
Mrs. Goofus, Congresswoman Jackie Speier, Goofus (taken in January when we went back for the inauguration)

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that that photo’s gotten out, her political career is toast.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think her political career was toast as soon as she married a guy called Goofus.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Goofus =/= Jackie Speier
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Jackie Speier is Goofus’s co-wife.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRASS WHUT R U DOIN Y ARNT U REPORTING THIS?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, her political career? That was over when she started wearing pepto pink.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
w/ a statue of the greatest quarterback in human history

and a bonus picture of my dog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUG FLUTIE IS THE BALLS! AND HIS COLLEGE IS COOL, TOO!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dumb, old, dumb dog
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the Joe Montana statue behind the Doug Flutie statue?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the other guy is wondering why the hell you wore a three piece suit to go shoot guns
Thing A
by sam23 on Jun 30, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I don’t remember that being there. Boy do I feel old.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and Congratulations!
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks! And they just put it up this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome! Now I feel young and zesty again! What’s next for you? More academia?
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, I think I’m going to apply to SF State’s TESOL Masters program. For now, I’m kind of working on and off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work on and off, too — but I get paid for all of it!
Best of luck!
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just finished a Masters degree at SF State. It’s supposed to take only two years but it took me six. Thank you, McCovey Chronicles!
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 29, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything takes longer at SF State, they don’t have enough classes.
by ktice on Jun 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An oldie but a goodie
39-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pic links to better quality pic
39-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 29, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me in the Badlands

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jun 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can I tap you for black or red mana?
WHERE MY NERD POINTS AT
by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MTG FTW
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I partook in Magic the Gathering as well
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah middle school back when I was cool
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still have my cards from way back when… Not nearly as much of an ‘investment’ as I thought.
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
by Azantor on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably made out better than my investments. Anyone wanna buy a charizard?
apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hollographic?
how much?
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 3, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cant get it to post for whatever reason, link goes to the pic
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Test

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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What computer wizardry did you do to get it to work?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I did was copy the address and put it in the image tag.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one is not like the other?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jun 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Posey and Kieschnick?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are good sports to fake smile for me.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jun 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
showing the colors in wrigleyville two weeks ago
No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Jun 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick someone hide this thread before the spambot comes and breaks it with Juan Uribe photos.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see the shadow of the ball. You either smashed that one or terribly fooled by a change up, Molina style.
by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully the former!
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the park in Yerington ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Where the walker runs down to the Carson Valley Plain”?
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually it was in Excremento.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Softball...
League President, Coaching but not playing. One of the best teams I’ve had the pleasure to Coach in a long time. 12 and Under Nevada State “C” Champions Last Week (June 20) and Champions again on June 28. Championship game was 8-1 after coming all the way through from the losers bracket (3 games back to back). Pitcher threw a 1 hitter with four walks.Me in the front row, right side.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same with this one, either I hit the crap out of it or I’m WAAAAAY out in front.

by dmunk on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice bat. Used to have one til I sold it for a small fortune
by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just broke mine. Great stick while it lasted.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, they are sweet. I hear they are re-releasing them in September for $199. No warranty though
by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I was being hunted for sport in this photo

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jun 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oldjacket is black white a feminist dance-punk band?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True Fact:
I like that band.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like their song “Fake French,” but their musical style isn’t really my thing.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know they are working on the next christina aguilera record?
best.
thing.
ever.
by bobnothing on Jul 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that could be awesome
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t you used to look like Jeff Goldblum?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it comes and goes.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jun 30, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU NEED TO BE OLDER.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My FACEBOOK FRIENDS have already seen my horrible visage.
by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SPOILER
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aka your only true friends
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
XANTHAN IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not the Tigers fan

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And he’s OK!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sleep all night and I work all day.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See the resemblance!
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pictures I want to see:
Lars wandering or something. Maybe eating PIE.
GRM typing away at his PC.
Howtheyscored stalkin’
Jcb9 flipping over a table in rage when someone starts talking about Candy Maldonado
by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t fulfill your exact request, but here’s some stuff that’s close.
My teenaged RAGE/long black hair days:
Training for the big fight with Candy:
The results of my drunken brawling:*
- - Injury may actually have been the result of an unsuccessful attempt to empty the dishwasher.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, those dishwashers are pretty tricky. Jumping around and everything.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPECIAL TREAT for anyone who attends the MCC Night at the Ballpark!
YOU can see that very scar, as well as my other scars, and hear the pointless, long stories of how I got them!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, I think I’m gonna cancel now.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My work here is done.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.”
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh we've got to sit together, now
We can trade scar stories!
We’ll end the night with me pulling off my shoe and showing you my big ol’ scar where my toe used to be!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S what you havenot?
…what a gyp.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That arm wrestling game
at the arcade by the water in SF?
I love that place
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, back when it was out at Cliff House.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see your roots!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dad?!
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you all realize that you’re just giving me more Photoshop material.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch out for that knee to the crotch
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where’s the Photoshopping?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOPS! WRONG ONE!!

Sorry about that!!
by satyricrash on Jun 29, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I’ve never seen a photo of Lars before!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that badge definitely wasn’t there.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess this makes me the baby of the bunch
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice outfit
Who’s the guy standing next to you?
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
I dont get why poeple always do that to me.
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just posted a new photo of me holding a very old cat on Facebook. You can’t see my face, but that’s for the better since my face is really bad these days.
Here’s a good pic of me:
Went to the Stanford/Oregon football game in 2007 and took a picture near the ZOMG TANK.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That tank thing looks kind of like the bottom of a dalek.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EX-TER-MIN-ATE
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was part of Jabba the Hutt’s ship
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're actually thinking of Jabba's "sail barge."
(Why the hell do I remember that?)
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who wouldnt remember that?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look taller than I remember you.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This was taken some time ago, however.
by biff pocoroba on Jun 29, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
True story
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like it’s a bad reflection on me that I can’t find any recent pictures of me on Facebook where I’m wearing a shirt.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 29, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you perhaps work at an establishment known as the Man Hole?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLOTHING OPTIONAL
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know you want me to post it :P
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 29, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE’RE ONTO YOU MCCONAUGHEY
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re one of those e-trade babies?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Read the rulebook shank-a-potamus”
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here I am, out of beer:

Good German food at that place, btw (Speisekammer in alameda)
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jun 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here I am, with plenty o' beer

I’m at a “beer garden” in Shinjuku.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
by Norm Median on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the large amounts of beer thread?

At the Hofbrauhaus in Munich.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point of St. Patty's I had consumed large amounts of beer
That counts right?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beer?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beerack?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A delicious pint of hope
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty wrecked here myself on St. Patties. Love that holiday

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever it was you were doing, seemed to be working.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Munchen, you mean.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 29, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or München, to be precise.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I almost did that but I didn’t want to seem like an elitist.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, showing off your fancy Spanish names and all.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cot damn
That’s a lot of beer.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone say beer?

Almost out….
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did someone say poses with beer?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
by juanboy on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer in Yosemite

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jun 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer @ Coachella 2009
(I’m the guy in the Giants hat)

by dmunk on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look kind of like David Wright. And the guy in the A’s hat looks kind of like a young Springsteen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never heard that one before, but I guess I do look a little like him (although I think he’s a little douchey looking, so hopefully the resemblance isn’t TOO strong).
by dmunk on Jul 2, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks like one of those net pics where in the next one the girl flashes the camera
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me and my girls. One may look like she’s trying to escape, but really she’s just trying out her Chandler smile.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry it’s so big. It didn’t look that big in the preview.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWHS
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a great photo! Your kids are adorable.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So’s their mom
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. They’re pretty okay.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MODS
GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lies and devilry
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Jun 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impossible!
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m on it. Geez, didn’t you hear the Yellow Alert alarms going off? We’re conducting a full search, with phasers set to gawk.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me last halloween at work

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your a gay indian?
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen this porn video
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look like Jonathan Sanchez in that picture.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda looks like the love child of Jonathan Sanchez and Delorean.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just wish daddy and daddy would reconcile!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you related to Michael Myers?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jun 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you wonder why I post in caps so much
It’s because the anger started at a young age

nowdays I wear cool shades

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like homemade sausage.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I win the nerd award today

I’m the one with the Klingon forehead.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Me in love (for now)
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit one of you guys has a hot girlfriend???
by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still trying to get over the fact that one of us has a girlfriend.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ONE OF US HAS A GIRLFRIEND
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She doesnt know about Mcc, so for now we are together, until she finds out I love LOLcats and bad trade proposals more than her
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about
RALLY AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

She Hate Me
by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we have a ton of pictures here, how about something for the future: rally members photos. We could pick a few here and repost it for Giants rallies.
by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angel of Death on the right
seems displeased at your lack of honest effort.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that you post pictures of her on baseball blog sites
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah heh heh, I might be in trouble here
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, seriously
This has to be shopped. Are there any pixels in this picture?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well well
someone can Photoshop better than Natto
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha no she is actually a cleverly positioned cardboard cutout
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And here I am driving to work

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet ride, dude.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s how he rolls.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know it.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the speed you’re going I can see how “rolling” like that might cost you a toe. Oh and for the Klingon head – Was that the Trekkies 2 bash at the old Capital Garage?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it indeed was
If you’ve ever seen Trekkies 2, you’ve seen my deep, dark, nerdy secret.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hell with the toe...
YOU HAVENOT FEET!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They see you rollin. They hatin’.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm wearing a three piece suit and shooting a shotgun
by redhornet78 on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wacky lefthander!
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jun 30, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me and my BFF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re Charles Barkley? And we’re BFF with some white guy?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
I’m relatively big (~6’2" or 6’3"), but look how his bear paw swallows my shoulder. Dude is a beast
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a picture of me with Boog Powell. Even though he’s old, he looks like he could pick me up and eat me like a drumstick. I’ll see if I can find that pic tonight.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome, did you guys go and get some really great “hamburgers”
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, your dating Alex Trebek?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no fuckin way
mr. ryan lewis…whats going on its been some years. this is justin.
by jobrien9 on Jul 2, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cornball
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF, why no posty?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to the stache?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to go to a wedding and she would have killed me. Also, the ‘stache had the nasty habit of getting me into many screaming matches with people I’d never met. It was an odd month.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIP THE STACHE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the one on the far right. We just trapped a friend of ours in study room with a vending machine:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you crazy kids!
“This one time, at study hall…”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
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