Faces Made for the Internet: MCC Photos
Last year, we had a thread in which to post photographs of ourselves, pulled blinking and confused out of our mothers' basements or our Unabomber-style shacks. But that was some time ago and a lot of folks have come and gone since then. So, with the night at the park coming soon, I figured it would be a good time to have another such thread, so anyone considering attending an take one look at the lot of us, say, "My god they're hideous!" and stay far, far away.
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Here I am
Dreaming of a lineup that doesn’t include Bengie Molina hitting cleanup. I’m the one who’s not a baby:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Late, but thought the first Grandson pic would fit better here, than with the “beer poses”. Me and Mrs NVSFG hours after the first grandchild was born fourteen days ago.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Far out!
Dude , you are OLD.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...which I can identify with.
The people’s ages in this pic total 63…the 14 yr old is laughing because he’s successfully sucking the hair off my head and onto his.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, are you Frank Castle?

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jul 1, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Vic it’s true, I am old. The combined ages of the people in my pic is 99 and 14 days.
Old does not mean over however. Age is just a state of mind, unless you are a Giants Vet :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youth is wasted on the young.
What did P.J. O’Rourke say…
“Age and Guile will triumph over Youth and a bad haircut.”
or some such truck…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 googolplux
Les Plack = more chicks
I am running roughshod over the dingerz.exe league. the dl is trying to jinx me, but im too guile-y.
by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 2, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations, nvsfg!
Or maybe we can just call you nv.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can call me anything, as long as it is not “Grandpa” :-) Still have not gotten used to that.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m hoping you persuaded the kids to name your grandson “Matt Downs Nvsfg.”
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My daughters husband is from the Cleveland area, and is an Indians fan. My daughter of course is a Giants fan. Jack (the grandson) already has his Giants cap. as well as a whole bunch of Giants gear purchased from the dugout store.
I have already had the AL / NL discussion with Jack, and at fourteen days old he seems get the concept that National League baseball is way better than American League baseball. The father does not agree however :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 2, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that baby IS too cute. dont let it get to its head.
apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jct in a fantasy world, attending an event that never happened

by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would you print out fake Photoshopped tickets? Seems like a waste of ink.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the one that's not a statue

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only Texas would build this statue.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIT R DUN
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Jun 30, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

1000 nerd points to whoever knows who the guy on the right is.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks a helluva lot like the guy whos always on Nova/Discovery/Science etc. programs on space/black holes/quantum physics, etc.
Or he’s just another dorky aZn, i dno
by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is who I thought he was as well. Not that they all look alike but he looks like him.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can tell you’re at a Comic Con. So that has to be the Governor of New Mexico.
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that pic from your FB page. I didn’t know who it was then and I still don’t.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long Duk Dong!
The Donger need food!
Ted Wood.
by dangjackson on Jun 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supplies!
You’re so STUPID!
Ted Wood.
by dangjackson on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto is going to kill you.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's not Gedde Watanabe
I love UHF, but the “supplies” gag was pretty lame.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda liked supplies.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
judging by the image properties, I would guess that’s _36325244_7869759
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Usagi Yojimbo!
How was meeting him in person?
by Frank144 on Jun 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reverted to a blabbering fanboy state and told him I liked his lettering. He was a nice guy though. He signed my copy of Grasscutter and gave me a poster with all the Usagi characters.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It cost about $12 bucks. A steal!
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Head of the Chem Dept at Lowell?
by seyheystretch on Jun 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hollander was awesome. IIRC he retired after the spring semester of 2003. He gave everyone in his class A’s just because it was his last semester.
by kimmyg on Jun 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stan Sakai
Father of Usagi Yojimbo!
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to own a(n?) Usagi Yojimbo action figure, though it was through the Ninja Turtles.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I passed on one of those in a discount bin, back when my daughter was into the Turtles. Didn’t know what it was at the time.
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably "an" since it's "oo-sah-gee"
I used to have that figure too. Wish I still had it.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool story about Stan
About 10 years ago I was at the San Diego Con with my then-gf and her Mom, who is Japanese. Her Mom dropped about $500 on a few pieces of original art. A year or two later a character appeared in the series named Nii, which was the Mom’s maiden name. Nice little inside ref!
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have been clear, on Stan’s original art.
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Jun 29, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's last year's fanpost, by the way
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I also posted a picture of myself sleeping there - seems to be a habit
This one:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For good measure, here's one, circa 1987, where I'm not asleep but wished I was
I’m the one seemingly without a mouth in this one.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you ever get out of bed?
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually that world’s fattest man guy who comes up on google image searches for Juan & Jose Uribe. :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve really let yourself go since last year, man.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that’s supposed to be you in bed, not me!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call bullshit
I wash myself through a complex system of levers and pulleys, not with a rag on a stick.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the creep taking pictures of you asleep? You should alert the authorities
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me about it. I keep trying to get a restraining order.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the last time I saw so many images of grown men sleeping with children I was at michaeljackson.com. Too soon?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, am I glad I didn’t post a picture of myself there. Then you guys would be all “Hey, you look creepy”
Fortunately, that never happened, so you have no idea if I look creepy or not.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didnt we meet in SJ
You were the creepy guy, right?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we met in Walnut Creek.
Also, I hear I am less creepy in person, though Goofus might have just been saying that because he was afraid.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kitspool hasn’t been the same since.
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's right
you were the one in the trenchcoat hiding in the bushes
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, you’re creepier in person.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m convinced your friend hated everyone else there, by the way.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im trying to get a picture from Facebook
But when I copy and paste the Web addresss, it shows up as the blue question mark square. If someone would help, you be rewarded with the ability to look at my face.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What address are you copying?
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It said “image address”, but I also I tried “Copy image” and neither worked
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The easiest way to do it is right click on the picture and go to “Copy image address”.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I tried that, I put it in the image bar in the comment box, but it came up as the little question mark. Maybe the picture is messed up or something.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*shrug*
The photo I posted is from my FB account.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most recent pic I have here at work
Mrs. Goofus, Congresswoman Jackie Speier, Goofus (taken in January when we went back for the inauguration)

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that that photo’s gotten out, her political career is toast.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think her political career was toast as soon as she married a guy called Goofus.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Goofus =/= Jackie Speier
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Jackie Speier is Goofus’s co-wife.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRASS WHUT R U DOIN Y ARNT U REPORTING THIS?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, her political career? That was over when she started wearing pepto pink.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
w/ a statue of the greatest quarterback in human history

and a bonus picture of my dog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUG FLUTIE IS THE BALLS! AND HIS COLLEGE IS COOL, TOO!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dumb, old, dumb dog
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the Joe Montana statue behind the Doug Flutie statue?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the other guy is wondering why the hell you wore a three piece suit to go shoot guns
Thing A
by sam23 on Jun 30, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I don’t remember that being there. Boy do I feel old.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and Congratulations!
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks! And they just put it up this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome! Now I feel young and zesty again! What’s next for you? More academia?
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, I think I’m going to apply to SF State’s TESOL Masters program. For now, I’m kind of working on and off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work on and off, too — but I get paid for all of it!
Best of luck!
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just finished a Masters degree at SF State. It’s supposed to take only two years but it took me six. Thank you, McCovey Chronicles!
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 29, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything takes longer at SF State, they don’t have enough classes.
by ktice on Jun 30, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An oldie but a goodie
39-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pic links to better quality pic
39-34 - Giants Series Record: 14-7-3, 10-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 29, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me in the Badlands

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jun 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can I tap you for black or red mana?
WHERE MY NERD POINTS AT
by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MTG FTW
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I partook in Magic the Gathering as well
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah middle school back when I was cool
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still have my cards from way back when… Not nearly as much of an ‘investment’ as I thought.
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
by Azantor on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably made out better than my investments. Anyone wanna buy a charizard?
apparently the adoptive parent of the 2nd best hitter on the team.
/shrug
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 1, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hollographic?
how much?
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 3, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cant get it to post for whatever reason, link goes to the pic
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Test

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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What computer wizardry did you do to get it to work?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I did was copy the address and put it in the image tag.
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one is not like the other?

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jun 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Posey and Kieschnick?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are good sports to fake smile for me.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jun 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
showing the colors in wrigleyville two weeks ago
No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Jun 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick someone hide this thread before the spambot comes and breaks it with Juan Uribe photos.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see the shadow of the ball. You either smashed that one or terribly fooled by a change up, Molina style.
by jctGamer on Jun 29, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully the former!
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the park in Yerington ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Where the walker runs down to the Carson Valley Plain”?
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually it was in Excremento.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jul 2, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Softball...
League President, Coaching but not playing. One of the best teams I’ve had the pleasure to Coach in a long time. 12 and Under Nevada State “C” Champions Last Week (June 20) and Champions again on June 28. Championship game was 8-1 after coming all the way through from the losers bracket (3 games back to back). Pitcher threw a 1 hitter with four walks.Me in the front row, right side.

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jul 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same with this one, either I hit the crap out of it or I’m WAAAAAY out in front.

by dmunk on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice bat. Used to have one til I sold it for a small fortune
by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just broke mine. Great stick while it lasted.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, they are sweet. I hear they are re-releasing them in September for $199. No warranty though
by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I was being hunted for sport in this photo

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jun 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oldjacket is black white a feminist dance-punk band?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True Fact:
I like that band.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like their song “Fake French,” but their musical style isn’t really my thing.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know they are working on the next christina aguilera record?
best.
thing.
ever.
by bobnothing on Jul 2, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that could be awesome
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t you used to look like Jeff Goldblum?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it comes and goes.
Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.
by oldjacket on Jun 30, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU NEED TO BE OLDER.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My FACEBOOK FRIENDS have already seen my horrible visage.
by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SPOILER
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aka your only true friends
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
XANTHAN IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not the Tigers fan

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And he’s OK!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sleep all night and I work all day.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See the resemblance!
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pictures I want to see:
Lars wandering or something. Maybe eating PIE.
GRM typing away at his PC.
Howtheyscored stalkin’
Jcb9 flipping over a table in rage when someone starts talking about Candy Maldonado
by xanthan on Jun 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t fulfill your exact request, but here’s some stuff that’s close.
My teenaged RAGE/long black hair days:
Training for the big fight with Candy:
The results of my drunken brawling:*
- - Injury may actually have been the result of an unsuccessful attempt to empty the dishwasher.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, those dishwashers are pretty tricky. Jumping around and everything.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPECIAL TREAT for anyone who attends the MCC Night at the Ballpark!
YOU can see that very scar, as well as my other scars, and hear the pointless, long stories of how I got them!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, I think I’m gonna cancel now.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My work here is done.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“And I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.”
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh we've got to sit together, now
We can trade scar stories!
We’ll end the night with me pulling off my shoe and showing you my big ol’ scar where my toe used to be!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S what you havenot?
…what a gyp.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That arm wrestling game
at the arcade by the water in SF?
I love that place
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, back when it was out at Cliff House.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see your roots!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dad?!
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you all realize that you’re just giving me more Photoshop material.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch out for that knee to the crotch
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where’s the Photoshopping?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOPS! WRONG ONE!!

Sorry about that!!
by satyricrash on Jun 29, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I’ve never seen a photo of Lars before!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that badge definitely wasn’t there.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess this makes me the baby of the bunch
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice outfit
Who’s the guy standing next to you?
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
I dont get why poeple always do that to me.
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just posted a new photo of me holding a very old cat on Facebook. You can’t see my face, but that’s for the better since my face is really bad these days.
Here’s a good pic of me:
Went to the Stanford/Oregon football game in 2007 and took a picture near the ZOMG TANK.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That tank thing looks kind of like the bottom of a dalek.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EX-TER-MIN-ATE
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was part of Jabba the Hutt’s ship
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're actually thinking of Jabba's "sail barge."
(Why the hell do I remember that?)
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who wouldnt remember that?
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look taller than I remember you.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This was taken some time ago, however.
by biff pocoroba on Jun 29, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
True story
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like it’s a bad reflection on me that I can’t find any recent pictures of me on Facebook where I’m wearing a shirt.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 29, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you perhaps work at an establishment known as the Man Hole?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLOTHING OPTIONAL
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know you want me to post it :P
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 29, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE’RE ONTO YOU MCCONAUGHEY
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re one of those e-trade babies?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Read the rulebook shank-a-potamus”
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here I am, out of beer:

Good German food at that place, btw (Speisekammer in alameda)
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jun 29, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here I am, with plenty o' beer

I’m at a “beer garden” in Shinjuku.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
by Norm Median on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the large amounts of beer thread?

At the Hofbrauhaus in Munich.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point of St. Patty's I had consumed large amounts of beer
That counts right?

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beer?
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beerack?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A delicious pint of hope
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty wrecked here myself on St. Patties. Love that holiday

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever it was you were doing, seemed to be working.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Munchen, you mean.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 29, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or München, to be precise.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I almost did that but I didn’t want to seem like an elitist.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, showing off your fancy Spanish names and all.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cot damn
That’s a lot of beer.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone say beer?

Almost out….
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did someone say poses with beer?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
by juanboy on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer in Yosemite

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jun 30, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer @ Coachella 2009
(I’m the guy in the Giants hat)

by dmunk on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look kind of like David Wright. And the guy in the A’s hat looks kind of like a young Springsteen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never heard that one before, but I guess I do look a little like him (although I think he’s a little douchey looking, so hopefully the resemblance isn’t TOO strong).
by dmunk on Jul 2, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks like one of those net pics where in the next one the girl flashes the camera
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me and my girls. One may look like she’s trying to escape, but really she’s just trying out her Chandler smile.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry it’s so big. It didn’t look that big in the preview.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWHS
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a great photo! Your kids are adorable.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So’s their mom
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. They’re pretty okay.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 1, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MODS
GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lies and devilry
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Jun 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impossible!
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m on it. Geez, didn’t you hear the Yellow Alert alarms going off? We’re conducting a full search, with phasers set to gawk.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me last halloween at work

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your a gay indian?
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen this porn video
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look like Jonathan Sanchez in that picture.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda looks like the love child of Jonathan Sanchez and Delorean.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just wish daddy and daddy would reconcile!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you related to Michael Myers?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jun 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you wonder why I post in caps so much
It’s because the anger started at a young age

nowdays I wear cool shades

Watch out San... oh, wait, Sadowski... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like homemade sausage.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I win the nerd award today

I’m the one with the Klingon forehead.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Me in love (for now)
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit one of you guys has a hot girlfriend???
by InTimmyWeTrust on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still trying to get over the fact that one of us has a girlfriend.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ONE OF US HAS A GIRLFRIEND
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She doesnt know about Mcc, so for now we are together, until she finds out I love LOLcats and bad trade proposals more than her
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about
RALLY AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

She Hate Me
by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we have a ton of pictures here, how about something for the future: rally members photos. We could pick a few here and repost it for Giants rallies.
by SFGuy on Jun 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angel of Death on the right
seems displeased at your lack of honest effort.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that you post pictures of her on baseball blog sites
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah heh heh, I might be in trouble here
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, seriously
This has to be shopped. Are there any pixels in this picture?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well well
someone can Photoshop better than Natto
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha no she is actually a cleverly positioned cardboard cutout
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And here I am driving to work

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet ride, dude.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s how he rolls.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know it.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the speed you’re going I can see how “rolling” like that might cost you a toe. Oh and for the Klingon head – Was that the Trekkies 2 bash at the old Capital Garage?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it indeed was
If you’ve ever seen Trekkies 2, you’ve seen my deep, dark, nerdy secret.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hell with the toe...
YOU HAVENOT FEET!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They see you rollin. They hatin’.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm wearing a three piece suit and shooting a shotgun
by redhornet78 on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wacky lefthander!
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jun 30, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me and my BFF!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re Charles Barkley? And we’re BFF with some white guy?
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
I’m relatively big (~6’2" or 6’3"), but look how his bear paw swallows my shoulder. Dude is a beast
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a picture of me with Boog Powell. Even though he’s old, he looks like he could pick me up and eat me like a drumstick. I’ll see if I can find that pic tonight.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome, did you guys go and get some really great “hamburgers”
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, your dating Alex Trebek?
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no fuckin way
mr. ryan lewis…whats going on its been some years. this is justin.
by jobrien9 on Jul 2, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cornball
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF, why no posty?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to the stache?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to go to a wedding and she would have killed me. Also, the ‘stache had the nasty habit of getting me into many screaming matches with people I’d never met. It was an odd month.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIP THE STACHE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the one on the far right. We just trapped a friend of ours in study room with a vending machine:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you crazy kids!
“This one time, at study hall…”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"This way to the ballgame, Dad!"

“Yeah, about that, Clark. Um, it’s your naptime, so we’re meeting up with your aunt who’s going to take you home while we enjoy the game. But hopefully in the next few blocks we can find a pony that you can’t ride and an ice cream shop I won’t take you in.”
by pantalones on Jun 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least you’re dressing your kid right.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer to dress to the left.
(Honk if you get this joke.)
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honk?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not going to get any pants jokes past me, Goof
/timid Prius honk
by pantalones on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re wearing pants, man.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you name your kid after the thrill?
by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 29, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Named after my wife's godparents...
…agreed to very quickly because of the Thrill. And born the day Barry hit 756.
by pantalones on Jun 30, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The GF and me watching Randy Johnson flirt with a no hitter back in April
by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 29, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO OF US HAVE GIRLFRIENDS?!?!??!
/HEAD ASPLODES
She Hate Me
by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
make it 3 and she's a GFan
Don’t know why this guy has his arm around her though
I am the korean guy picking his nose in the background
Was a good day….Beat the Dodgers and Bonds went Splash

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another good day....extra inning win vs the Dodgers.....

Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took me a second to realize that was a Gigantes jersey
At first I thought it read “Giantz” and thus I was going to declare you the king of all Giants fans
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jul 2, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/shudders at the thought of randy johnson flirting
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 30, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the buffalo ranch chicken sandwich dance?
It works everytime
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GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinals game last month, pre-fog:

post-fog:

Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Jun 30, 2009 4:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s great that your dad takes you to games.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t say anything, but my dad’s kind of a doucher. On the plus side, I got to drive us back to Fresno after the game when he passed out in Gilroy.
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Jul 1, 2009 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late to the party...again
My gf and I at the Zito start on Father’s Day

Also, My attempt to become invisible while playing pool fails

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jun 30, 2009 5:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, I have talked to my gf about McC and since then every time we are in the car listening to the Giants game and Nate Schierholtz is up, she turns to me and says “who?”
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jun 30, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hiding my face: ot
Mis amigos and I are doing our yearly pilgramige to a check out a new baseball stadium, and this year’s lucky town is Cincy. A buddy is doing summer intern work with a bankruptcy law firm of some sort, and we figured what other reason would there ever be to go there?
I’m thinking of renting a panda suit and rockin it during the series. I’ve found one place to rent them online, and the price seems fair. Any good panda costume suggestions???

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Jun 30, 2009 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cinci is one of the worst of the new parks IMO. It’s still worth checking out, though.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That costume reminds me the time Homer (Simpson, not the poet) dressed up as a panda for Mr. Burns and got sweet panda love.
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be pretty schweaty wearing a panda suit in Cincy depending on the weather when you go. Would be awesome though
by m34josh on Jun 30, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could always freeze up some of those blue ice dealies you put in lunches/coolers and stick them in the suit… but yeah the humidity there is awful. After being on the west coast for so long it’s really bizarre to go east in the summer and see GREEN everywhere.
by Merope on Jun 30, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I live in Dallas right now so I can hang w/the heat. i kinda look like a panda without the suit so we’ll see it how goes.
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Jul 1, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year I posted a graduation photo, this year I'm in a wedding

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Women get horny at weddings
Did you nail the gal with the glasses? She’s hot!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ripped from my facebook. I hope.
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jun 30, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shit. can i post a photo from facebook? I just tried to take the url of the photo, and put it in the image popup…?
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you can. My photo is from FB.
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As did I, it really was not that hard
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Jun 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to use the image source, not the url in the address bar.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 30, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had the same problem, but Natto pulled some voodoo internets move and fixed it.
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sister’s B/F, my sister, and myself, with 80 oz of Hurricane in a plastic guitar. God I love Vegas.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want one of those..
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me those were virgin hurricanes!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 30, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They weren’t after they were done with them.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jun 30, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a negative ghost rider. That was a fun night.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jun 30, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, the drummer from Hanson really let himself go.
by xanthan on Jun 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winner.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jun 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't post a picture of myself
However, I will post a pic that I took of Jack Wilson three years ago.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad, found your picture.

Also note, if you GIS John Tamargo, the first few are of the real guy, then the next ones are from MCC.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1979 Prospects....

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first one looks a little like WalrusMan. The guy in the middle looks like he’s about to rape soul.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John has a faraway look about him.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like a f-f-f-f-f-faraway l-l-l-l-l-look
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think my eyes are like that. But also, their eyes all look strange.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 30, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hair and demeanor are pretty close
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 30, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmfao – 2 whole minutes. thank you.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 30, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember Joe Strain
They had just signed Rennie Stennett to a huge contract (for the time) and he was playing like dogshit. They called up Strain, he was better than Stennett, and we all loved him for a brief spell. Then he vanished completely.
I guess they wanted to keep Stennett for his veteran grittiness.
Oh, and I’m pretty sure I also had that card.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 30, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or was it this card ?

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Separated at birth?
I just realized who that photo of Joe Strain reminds me of:

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NERD
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My kids have the books
I just started reading them ‘cause they’re lying around the house. I can prove I’m not a real manga nerd cause I keep getting confused and reading left to right by mistake.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but you know you should go right to left. NERD!
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
English manga = fail. That is all.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Why , I do.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re Geraldo Rivera?!?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Nor am I Herendo Revolver.
50 , 000 blahblahblahgoddamnGooglists
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Photo fail
After several previews attempts, this is the best I could do. Trivia question if anybody is reading this: why would I be posting this particular shot on MCC?
<img src=“http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/764/lucedale001.th.jpg” border=“0”
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jun 30, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm

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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Natto!
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks groug! My son just gave me a quick tutorial; hopefully I’ll get it right next time.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 30, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DING DING DING
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Jun 30, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Digging your rumpled porkpie , sir.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do know tk's not the one in the hat, right?
Or did I just fall in the sarchasm?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll throw you a rope.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay...
…I’ll be able to crawl out in a day or so.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can’t get that hat to unwrinkle no matter what we do. Maybe need to send it to the cleaners?
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Jun 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the cleaners better know what to do with it (and not just say they do).
What is the textile (material)? I have a lot of hats, so i’ve had to do some fixin myself…
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are just so damn cute.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
572 comments on this site with the word "cute"
Including mine
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jun 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I picked a good one, yah
he gets compliments wherever we go.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
You mean she?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tk is an omg gurl.
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cute is kids an' kittens.
An’ bespectacled gurls…anyone else noticing that preponderance here?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
an omg what now?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jun 30, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cute couple, and good people.
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought this said FECES.....
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be this.
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am so not clicking on that.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I hadn’t
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll click yours if you click mine….
clicky clicky
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I clicked that when you first posted it.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I can stop following you around with it, then…..
off to find something worse…….
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pic from the night before I graduated

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I failed.
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Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 30, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good man
She Hate Me
"oh I served BRP all right
drained J-Kiddesque running floaters over him all night long last time we balled" - prezofdeath
by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for clearing that up
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is truly a good-looking group of people. I just checked out the True Blue LA pic thread. All I can say is….. ..I never knew so many dogs knew how to use a computer.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 1, 2009 1:36 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you won that night, right?
or else.. banned
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Attempting to hit a softball

Reppin’ the Giants amongst Red Sox and Yankee fans…

by Jon Dowd on Jul 1, 2009 4:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David with a horrible ’stache.

David and the girl last summer at a Dodgers game.

Last weekend, just before a Pirates-Royals game.

by David Arnott on Jul 1, 2009 6:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PNC Park is lucky best park!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jul 1, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice shirt!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David is disrespectful to dirt!
Can you see he is serious?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banished to the land of wind and ghosts
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
by BrianBokake on Jul 1, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The stache and hair is a suprisingly good look…
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jul 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is mostly for practice
Also, the pic is 20 years old – my son at Candlestick.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 1, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm outing you, Grant!
(Plus, this was posted on the site last year, so why not again?)
Front row, l-r: Mayor of 311, tk, Grant
Back row, l-r: Kitspool, groug, Goofus

"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
by Kitspool on Jul 1, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GROUG IS STARING AT ME FROM THE BACK D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god, I’m handsome. It’s easy to forget, but then it’s like, whammo, the evidence is right there.
by Grant on Jul 1, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Partial Eclipse of the Groug
"He is Tim Lincecum...the Most Interesting Pitcher in the World."
by Kitspool on Jul 1, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every now and then he falls apart.
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant is black?!
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think the brother could eventually finger the keyboard for Sports Illustrated one day.
by Grant on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You have to wonder what newbies think when they read a comment like that without context.
by Grant on Jul 1, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what they could be thinking but wilriv impressions make me smile.
by xanthan on Jul 1, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed.
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
by haverecords on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put a proper bend in that cap!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wondered what the inside of your nose looked like
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 1, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can take a close-up if you’d like.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 1, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see if we can get facebook working here.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 2, 2009 5:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
guess not.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 2, 2009 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and again...
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 2, 2009 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and fail x2.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 2, 2009 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 2, 2009 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there we go. and yes, i’m a bit of a young’un.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 2, 2009 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The preview button can be a really good friend if you just give it a chance.
For instance, I previewed this before posting:

In fact it took two tries before I remembered that it’s ‘copy image location’ and not ‘copy link location’, with no one the wiser.
Dammit! I blew my cover. Now everyone knows…
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 2, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I particularly like the blue blood – nice touch!
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
by Lyle on Jul 2, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could take credit, but it was a request… I quite like it though.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 2, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O. M. G. I used to play on that swing back in the day.
by David Arnott on Jul 2, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s a block from my house. fyi if you’re looking to relive childhood memories, it’s gone now. were you an NV kid?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 4, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t, but I spent a lot of time there. My best friend in high school lived on Clipper, and many a night was spent on that hill.
by David Arnott on Jul 5, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s a pretty sick place.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
took her to her first giants game and got on the kiss cam...
Les Plack = more chicks
I am running roughshod over the dingerz.exe league. the dl is trying to jinx me, but im too guile-y.
by Headhunter Rollins on Jul 2, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like you have the URL of the page, not the picture. It helps to use preview to make sure it works.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, so this is me watching baseball at home. with wine.

by bobnothing on Jul 2, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put your pants back on, please.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 2, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND ZOMG DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GASH IN YOUR HEAD!!(*#)$(!!!!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Jul 2, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If my schlong went up to my armpits like that, I’d probably never wear pants, either.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact that it’s black while the rest of your body is red can’t be a good sign though.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jul 3, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOBNOTHING’S PENIS IS BLACK?!
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 3, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here’s me (looking ultra-srs) and my wife at my best friend’s wedding a few weeks ago.

by xanthan on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a joke about whether it’s legal for a computer to marry a woman, but in that photo, she looks as emotionless as you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was pretty hot outside. I think we were shutting down.
by xanthan on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAN AND WIFE, NOT MAN AND MAINFRAME!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn’t you be up there in a tux for your best friends wedding?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even wear a tux to my own wedding
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you rode in on a white stallion.
by xanthan on Jul 3, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wore a black tux with a wite tie and vest
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your wife is quite stunning. Srsly.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 4, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still can’t believe Goofus of all people married someone that hot.
by Dan from NM on Jul 3, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stylin’!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jul 3, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a really small wedding. Like 20 people total. Really casual, no tuxes.
by xanthan on Jul 3, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xanthan: :|
xanthan’s wife: :|
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jul 3, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of xanthan where he’s showing a hint of emotion or human feeling. Live the gimmick, I guess.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It certainly explains him believing that chemisrty has no bearing on a team’s success.
“Chemistry is overrated. I mean look at us…we’ve got a great marriage haven’t changed our facial expression once in four years.” :-P
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some gratuitous noob fawning...
…but I find nothing funnier on this site than Xanthan/computer humor. (And that .gif of Panda tripping over a piece of cake.)
Stupid is as Ruben Rivera does...
by bkrhater on Jul 3, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious computer is serious.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 3, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious hats for serious weather
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 3, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a Flight of the Conchords song.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jul 3, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha my thoughts exactly
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Self appointed president, ruler, dictator, czar and potentate of the Free Gerald Society. As of... right now.
by beat_la_25 on Jul 4, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goofus Jr's Pony team just won the Pacifica/San Bruno Championship!
That’s Goofus Jr. in the middle of the front row and me on the far left

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats! All Stars next?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 3, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, he didn’t make all-stars. Didn’t have a chance. Had an off year at the plate, the team was stacked at his best positions (P and C), and nine of the 13 players from his team did make it.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Chin up for him, and work harder in the off season.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jul 3, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goofus started it.
Lincoln Sox Black 13’s. Runner Up in USSSA Road to Omaha tournament during the CWS. Great chance for our team to play teams from around the country just up the road in Omaha from where we live here in Lincoln. I’m the dude on the left and my kid is the kid in the middle of the front row. Goofus told us where we should stand in the photo.
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
-Buck O'Neill describing a triple (inadvertent haiku!)
by Traylude on Jul 4, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok so I can't figure out how to get the url link to the photo on here
Thought I had it linked to my alltel axcessmypics page with this photo but I’m not sure how to do it. Can anyone give me a hand?
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
-Buck O'Neill describing a triple (inadvertent haiku!)
by Traylude on Jul 4, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so proud I figured it out on my own....

This photo makes it look like we just wear a vest over a Hanes t-shirt….
Actually when we were 11 we lost in the finals of this same tournament during the CWS to a team from near San Francisco called Golden Era Baseball (Danville?).
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
-Buck O'Neill describing a triple (inadvertent haiku!)
by Traylude on Jul 4, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here’s the picture I referenced of me with Boog Powell (Taken at Camden Yard)

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jul 5, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you don't give him a real hug
he’s gonna jam that pen into your ear.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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