Juggernate = Bro?

Nate Schierholtz makes an appearance in this weeks SI Pop Culture Grid.

The highlights:
1. Nate seems confident the Giants will take the NL West. Gulp.
2. He wants to date Megan Fox.
3. He recognizes Heidi Montag is desperate for attention.

The lowlights:
1. He's listening to the new Nickelback album. Kill me now.
2. He can't dance! (but he can knock certain catchers over)
3. He fails to pick up on the "True Blood" reference, claiming Sookie Stackhouse is "a giant sushi roll."

To round it out, he thinks GWB needs a hug, enjoys cooling off in the ocean, and surfing in the Caribbean.

All in all, a pretty decent dude, if a little bro-ish.

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George Bush could use a hug, though. The way people booed him at Obama’s innauguration was way harsh (believe me, I was there)

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on Jun 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

True Blood = Sadly, not that good. :(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Thank you.

by satyricrash on Jun 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

True Blood = Ain’t no Buffy.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

buffy = overrated

I’m so sick and tired of people fawning all over Joss Whedon.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on Jun 29, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

buffy=awesome

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 29, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buffy is good. Joss Whedon is overrated.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like it. And I never get tired of seeing anna paquin naked, so it works

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ll forgive him for #2; he’s a big white guy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude I don’t know any male who doesn’t want to date Megan Fox! Well, maybe a few, but I am with him.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Er #2 on the lowlights. Guys always get butthurt when I say Megan Fox is basically a blow up doll. But hey, to each his own.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I now

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh, and I don’t think you are a Dude.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Megan Fox is overrated IMO.

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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

She’s basically just a blow-up doll.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Put me down for one of those blowup dolls then

Errr, make that 3 of them. I’m aggressive.

LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.

by Lincecain on Jun 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, but he said date, not marry.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

When people talk about Megan Fox I get to make the excuse for not liking her that Megan’s my mom’s name, so it’d be creepy to fantasize about her.

But she’s nothing special as far as celebrity ladies go.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree

Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."

by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

when i think of her i just think of her dumb tattoos

by MetalFaceDoom on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am a few.

by satyricrash on Jun 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My brother’s latest facebook update: “Megan Fox is the hottest woman in the world!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol little brothers

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He must’ve just seen Transformers2. I agree with him except for the creepy tattoo of “Brian” on her, because its for Brian Austin Green. That guy always bothered me, and seeing his name on her just makes it worse

by m34josh on Jun 29, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about for average-sized white guys?

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jun 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pfft, can’t stop us from dancing.

by BrianBokake on Jun 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's not that big

Shoulder height, at best :)

McC's Outstanding Newcomer '08.

by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Everyone's taller than me

Even when I wear high heels. :/

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m 5 feet tall. I’ve pretty much never been able to reach anything.

by kimmyg on Jun 30, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was 5ft in the 4th grade

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure, brag about it.

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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jered Weaver looks dumb. Runs in the family, I suppose.

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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, but Sublime >>>>>>>> Nickleback

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Very true.

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by Natto on Jun 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nickelback= the worst band since Everclear

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 29, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nickelback is really by far the worst thing there… everything else? meh.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Creed should at least be considered.

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.

by Norm Median on Jun 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My Jewish sister in law bought a creed CD. I laughed a little, inside.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Creed = the worst band

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Creed is awful.

by SFGuy on Jun 29, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, he's just senile

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by Natto on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Jul 1, 2009 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs