Juggernate = Bro?
Nate Schierholtz makes an appearance in this weeks SI Pop Culture Grid.
The highlights:
1. Nate seems confident the Giants will take the NL West. Gulp.
2. He wants to date Megan Fox.
3. He recognizes Heidi Montag is desperate for attention.
The lowlights:
1. He's listening to the new Nickelback album. Kill me now.
2. He can't dance! (but he can knock certain catchers over)
3. He fails to pick up on the "True Blood" reference, claiming Sookie Stackhouse is "a giant sushi roll."
To round it out, he thinks GWB needs a hug, enjoys cooling off in the ocean, and surfing in the Caribbean.
All in all, a pretty decent dude, if a little bro-ish.
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True Blood = Ain’t no Buffy.
A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.
buffy = overrated
I’m so sick and tired of people fawning all over Joss Whedon.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.
Buffy is good. Joss Whedon is overrated.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I’ll forgive him for #2; he’s a big white guy.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions
Dude I don’t know any male who doesn’t want to date Megan Fox! Well, maybe a few, but I am with him.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Er #2 on the lowlights. Guys always get butthurt when I say Megan Fox is basically a blow up doll. But hey, to each his own.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, and I don’t think you are a Dude.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
She’s basically just a blow-up doll.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Put me down for one of those blowup dolls then
Errr, make that 3 of them. I’m aggressive.
LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.
yeah, but he said date, not marry.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
when i think of her i just think of her dumb tattoos
by MetalFaceDoom on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My brother’s latest facebook update: “Megan Fox is the hottest woman in the world!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol little brothers
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not that big
Shoulder height, at best :)
by FairweatherFan on Jun 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone's taller than me
Even when I wear high heels. :/
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I was 5ft in the 4th grade
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 30, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Jered Weaver looks dumb. Runs in the family, I suppose.
Judgment Day is coming
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Nickelback= the worst band since Everclear
I'm a man
by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 29, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Nickelback is really by far the worst thing there… everything else? meh.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Creed should at least be considered.
I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
by Norm Median on Jun 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My Jewish sister in law bought a creed CD. I laughed a little, inside.
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
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Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
you guys are harsh. I’m not saying Nickelback is great. All of their songs sound the same, but there’s a lot worse crap out there.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 29, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Portugal has it right...
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
Everclear was not that bad.
Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jun 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Random good band > Everclear > nails on a chalkboard > Nickelback
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
So Much for the Afterglow is a cool song. They were very waaaahmbulance outside of that, though. Catchy, but still waaaah waaah cryface.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I will buy you an album, perfect shiny and new.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
haha…two of his answers are “hot girl” and “hot”
by i wish we were good on Jun 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that he said that Mike Napoli needs a hug. He really does.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Who needs a hair cut?
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
googled Sookie Stackhouse..
Anna Paquin as a brunette > Anna Paquin as a blonde.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Rather that post a bunch of replies
I am summing up my thoughts on this thread here.
1) Megan Fox is the most overrated chick this side of Jessica Alba. If she is still a star five years from now, I’ll eat two hats.
2) God, Nickelback sucks completely and utterly.
3) I adore Anna Paquin. I’d pick her over Megan Fox.
4) What the hell is Nate supposed to say? “Yeah, we might as well mail in the season, ‘cause there ain’t no way we’re catching the Dodgers.”
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
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