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Open Gameday Thread IIIIIIIX

When life gives you Prince Fielder Home Runs, make Prince Fielder Home Runs-adeohcrapwhatthehellIhatethisgame.

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I still blame Natto.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So when the Giants take the lead here, is the official scorer going to use his discretion and not give Medders the win

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame my partner

It was 4-0 when he fell asleep. He’s on the couch, in front of the TV, just causing this whole mess.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

pillow handy?

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realized I was wrong when I said it went 4-0 to 4-4 in only two batters after I turned the game on

I did also see the Ryan Braun walk. Does that make it better!?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad caption comma! What are you doing in there?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What comma? You’re being crazy.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELLERS SELLERS SELLERS

PABLO 4 PROSPECTS

IF WE HURRY WE CAN FLIP HIM BEFORE HIS NEXT AB

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

VALUE WILL NEVER BE HIGHER

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/Under, Sadowski will give up 5 ER’s in his start tomorrow.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

under

he’ll get the hook after 4ER in the second

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict he'll give up 3ER

but 3 unearned runs that he should have prevented.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GUESS WE ARE NO LONGER CONTENDERS! BREAK OUT THE FANSHOTS!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I the only one...

….who feels that Bochy consistently leaves his starting pitchers out there one or two batters too long. It seems like I can always see these meltdowns by Zito, Sanchez, et al. coming, but for whatever reason, Bochy cannot. Yuck.

by sunnyd100 on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually didn’t mind letting Zito continue to pitch with a 4-run lead. It turned out badly, but it wasn’t as dumb as a lot of things I’ve seen them do.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was less stupid than normal!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was getting better with it in the last few times around the rotation.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel this way too, but in fairness every fan feels that way when their manager messes up. I’m not sure if it’s actually true, and we see every meltdown coming because we are naturally pessimistic, because we assume a meltdown.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pa....

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TODD “NO CREAM IN MY” COFFEY

I’m a regular Chris Berman

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I had some dreams

they were clouds in my coffey
clouds in my coffey

and

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody else always think the wrong thing when somebody says the word “cream”?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, what are you thinking?

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You probably shouldn’t ask him that.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm… nothing… .

Definitely nothing disgusting, if that’s what you’re trying to imply.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

howtheyscored came.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAGING BRUCE JENKINS’S BONER…

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh… everybody else was doing it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a perfectly natural association to make.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny

how quickly things can go from bad to worse.

by deadmeat27 on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, just missed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it, you douche

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

4 MORE FEET

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have peed my pants with excitement if that had gone out

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even want to know what howtheyscored and jponry would do.

Well, that’s only half true.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I didn’t say which half.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d probably poop.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peed in Depends!!

(…doesn’t quite work, does it?)

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Molina didn’t swing at it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina is terrible.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty tired of Molina.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

…batting any were above 6th.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

any were what? wolf? lyger? what?!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

tyowqorwm jrwmq

/ tries to untangle tongue

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the guy batting?? Was he called up today??

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AW FUCK YOU CAMERON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ME

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

/is afraid this will make howie think of cream, too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now it did.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU MIKE CAMERON

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

damn roof

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU CAMERON

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, great catch

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought xanthan was being chris berman today

hachachachacha

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad, bad Cameron

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

sdfadsfkga;dlkfa;dlkfaldhfgkjadhfadhfgasdfdsafsadgadfghadgartg

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

F

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda gets one more AB

then game over.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Mo is on their side

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was a great catch but now melon head will sit Nate for the next 3 months.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever curse it is, I at least hope it’s more entertaining than the curse in Drag Me to Hell.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

…the manager, most of all.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. Have you seen their record at Miller Park?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop! Theif!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the most disgusting gameday thread ever, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame howtheyscored and his weird cream fetish.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOBS

I CAME
CURSE WORDS
SEXUAL INNUENDO!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUPER SEXUAL NINTENDO WAS BETTER

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PG-13 version

Sensual Nintendo Entertainment System

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boobs? Where?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIGH THERE!

/grabs crotch

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD SPACE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seen IT Crowd on BBC hey?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to re-read your National Geographics.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and you complain about howtheyscored’s cream fetish. PREVERT.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS result for 'xanthan is a pervert'

There’s also one of a Breasts Not Bombs rally…but I can’t really post that here.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

must be the virus on xanthan’s hard drive. Wait that came out wrong. Wait that did too.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO SAID IT WAS A FETISH???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR FACE!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if I’m doomed to memehood, at least this is still way better than WalrusMan’s fate.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TACO BUTT

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to think about it, I’ve also been the subject of a butt-related MCC meme.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s right there below his eyes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf i lol'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, am ashamed of them all.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so your fault.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Cameron’s favorite videogame is:

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Momentum..

How much will it cost to get him back?

by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO IS OUR POOHHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

bring in fucking romo or affeldt

by kingofthacove on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread sucks.

We need a new one.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar woulda had that.

by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE CAIN 4 BROWNIE BATTER

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE CAIN FOR BREWERS FRANCHISE

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coffey will bunt it into the air for an out and Bengie will throw it into right field trying to double up Hall.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

probably about the HBP

by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not in the SJ starting lineup after getting hit in the head yesterday and being removed from the game. apparently the pitch was a curveball, but still

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi good

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE ISHI!

And Pablo. One of them needs to end this misery.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval is determined to win this fucking game, no matter what the other hitters, defenders or pitchers have to say about it.

by deuce deuce on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice glove work Panda.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nice plays by both Pablo and Ishi

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI

DEFENSE with moderate offense.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi channeling JT

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Ishi pauses when he talks.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channel 6.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

00110110110101010101110001101110101!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game for Rent

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hall is no Pablo

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

snicker, snack, lead man on the first sack.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing they didn’t pinch hit for the pitcher.. Mache just pulled a Bochy

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of nice to see the other team do that.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson reminds me of GOB in that fireworks commercial.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY’RE ILLUSIONS

by ryanmiles on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH LIKE THE GUY LEADING THE LEAGUE IN SAVES IS GONNA PITCH IN A TIE GAME.

COME ON!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant Orlando Brisbee?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I found a picture of Grant's mom!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

book was better

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Rowand always reminds me of GOB.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except GOB is cool. Wilson is a douce and a giant tool. Oh well, at least he is developing into a reliable closer for us.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but

I love GOB, one of my favorite television characters ever, but he’s a douche and a giant tool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s not really cool either.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does magic and he just wants to be loved. I don’t think he’s a douche. Tool perhaps. He just tries really hard to have his family respect and love him! And to be a great magician.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF Gameday

In one AB, Hart grounded out twice, then struck out?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Triple play

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALWAYS REMEMBER:

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES

TAKE THE BAT OUT OF THEIR HANDS WHENEVER POSSIBLE

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like having Travis bunt anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What the unholy hell are you thinking there HIEAD?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS. WHY IS ISHIKAWA BUNTING?! HE CAN ACTUALLY HIT A HR! UNLIKE MOST OF OUR FUCKING TEAM!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

so this.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Pablo Sandoval tried to bunt today. And then he missed it. And them he hit a home run.

Yeah, just think about if he had actually laid down Bochy’s dumbass bunt back then.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this keyboard. It is not my keyboard and the buttons are not exactly where they should be.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be doing that crap with is cold as ice , gritty gamer vets.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what I think is really weird?

Bunting is such a huge part of the Giants’ M.O. And yet, it seems as if not one position player that has come up through the farm system is any good at it.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia on deck

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

well might as well get the automatic outs out of teh way with…I guess.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of this shitheel, anyone else pissed Aurilia’s dad died? Yet another excuse as to why they won’t or can’t DFA him. Sad as it is his dad passed, but as the great GOB would say, “COME ON!!!!!”

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a legit concern, but they should have DFA’d him a long time ago. I think they should just say “Hey, take permanent bereavement leave” but that’s really cold, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia will last the entire season even if he went 1 for his next 40.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Buntchy.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You know

I hate to say this but I think richie gets the bunt down.

by jctGamer on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU

Fuck Bunting

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has its purpose

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving away outs is a purpose

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this situation it didn’t make too much sense.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if the pitcher is hitting.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering Molina has 8 hits (5 singles 3 doubles) in the last 42 P.A.’s I would not be bummed if they had him bunt in the same situation.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 doublols?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are resault from a trick glass.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s fine sometimes, but really only pitchers or really shitty hitters should do it. Especially if you have someone with speed on base. But that’s NOT Renteria. In a close game I’d be scared to send him from 2nd on a line drive base hit to LF.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team makes me cry...

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

our announcers may think it's cute or funny

but swinging at EVERY GODDAMN PITCH IS A TERRIBLE PLAN

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont think they really think its all that great. They work for the team, they cant exactly shit all over them.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia confirms that it is in fact a baseball, “ok yea, I can’t hit those things.”

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

A few innings ago my firned walked into the room and said “Zito’s pitching a shutout?” Literally a split second later Prince Fielder homered. I cordially answered "No.’

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

last week my roomate walked in as the linescore flashed in the 7th, and said “Zito’s pitching a no-hitter?” He promptly walked the next batter and then coughed up a 2 run homer, I punched him in the face.

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game. Those two at bats happened while I was in the restroom. So I suspect they never actually happened.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow awesome spelling. *friend

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

and reply fail

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Baby You

you say she’s just a friend

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria has a higher WPA this game than Pablo Sandoval

man is clutch, I guess

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

A hate you Rich Aurilia.

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I can hardly remember a time when I didn’t hate Aurilia.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Truth be told

I didn’t hate him as recently as last year.

This year he’s just been so completely worthless – and it was so predictable that he would be worthless – and yet they keep using him anyway – that it’s pushed out all the good memories.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castillia

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s done a remarkable job as this year’s Whipping Boy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think “whipping boy” connotes that he doesn’t deserve it. I think that is misleading.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the people who keep him on the team and/or keep playing him.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please retire.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pleaseretirelia?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Let’s all chip, in buy the book off Amazon, and send it to Aurilia as a gift.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…weirdly misplaced comma.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed, still laughing

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SADOWSKI!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the sweep

by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im fine with that so long as we sweep St. Louis.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadowski looks like a child molester in that picture. Yeesh.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CHESTER

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIIOOO

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who got bumped off the 40-man for Sadowski?

Also, really, Ryan Sadowski? They think he’ll be better than Sanchez. Um, okay.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe they’re taking advantage of bereavement.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t clear a 40-man spot, does it? I assume someone would have to be DFAed.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I guess so.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Sadsack isn’t on the 40 man

by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I guess so.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could DFA Bocock.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they even have to DFA him? Can’t they just take him off the 40 man?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe DFA was the wrong terminology here, but they have to clear waivers. That’s why we lost Misch.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given Holm, Misch, etc., it seems they don’t want to for some reason.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Sadowski than Sadler. And perhaps they don’t feel Pucetas is ready. Plus he just pitched recently.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. I’d rather have Lincecum or Sanchez.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum on short rest, nah.

Sanchez nah. He isn’t improving. He needs a mental break or to work in the pen or something. It worked for Cain a few years ago.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it be short rest? For some reason I thought it would be normal rest.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so. See, he could be pitching.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also thrown 2 CG’s in his last what 3 starts?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It may have something to do with 17 days of games with no off day to the allstar break.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that makes a big difference for the rotation, though. They pitch on scheduled rest, anyway, so not having an off day isn’t a big deal. Unless they somehow counted ahead and are worried about him pitching on short rest in the ASG or something. That would be a little excessive, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a guess, don’t really know

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked for Cain a few years ago.

Something about causality something something.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Causation? C-something.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn’t improving, but does anyone believe Sadowski would be better?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. But what’s the risk? If he has better command and can go 5 or 6 innings without giving away the game, that’s all I’d care about.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, geez, I hope they have Braun sacrifice bunt.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s what good managers do to win ballgames.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughed out loud. Really and truely.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD! GIGANTISM!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S CALLED PLAYING THE PERCENTAGES!

You! Strawberry! Hit a home run!

Ok, Skip! crushes ball onto freeway

I told him to do that!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo will save us.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

.500 teams are annoying

by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun’s huge eyes are freaking me out.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

 Just blow this fucking game so we could do other stuff.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo looks like he’ll be happy to oblige

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk just said the Romo gets ground balls. Romo gets fewer ground balls than anyone in the majors.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMOGRESSION

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fielder just homer and end this thing (almost end it).

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me

really?

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Slut.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing baseball should change

Managers and coaches should not have uniforms. They look awful.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Disagree

they go on the field of play

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the managers shouldn’t. How awful Bochy looks, how awful Lasorda looked.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about some of the players?

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did we lose this game?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I started watching.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

When I started watching game 6, it was the 6th inning and we were leading 5-0. I don’t believe in jinxing/luck/karma/whatever, and I still feel guilty for that.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in the begining Big Head had Molinia bat #4. Then Big Head thought Panda should bunt (fortunely Panda didn’t bunt that pitch and later hit a HR in that P.A.). Well it is just another night of putting victory back into the jaws of defeat.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he keep bringing in Affeldt against lefties when they have an 882 OPS vs. him?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES!!!!!!

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he got that fat lefty out

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game was fine until they closed the roof. Now we can’t hit homeruns anymore and they still can

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz can………

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saw the Nate shot and catch by Cameron

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beckham hit a homerun. Or something. Is he good yet?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

is he on your fantasy team or something?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m just interested.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’ve got room to stash him, you should.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean gordon?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the one married to Skinny Spice?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The White Sox one.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Gordon. He’s good. got off to a slow start but he’s figuring things out.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the park should inflate his numbers

but I still wonder if he has the bat to play 3rd

by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not, but in fantasy he’s probably SS eligible.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job of multi tasking. Our season on the line and you’re watching Beckham

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it on an online ticker.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe it can

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAFFFEEEELLLDDDTTTT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SIT THE FUCK DOWN CROWD

by kingofthacove on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

OTHER TEAMS DO THAT TOO?

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HELL YEAH

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

This will just delay the inevitable.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I love GiDP's !!

When we are on defense.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s nice to watch other teams fail.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I miss something? The A’s are moving to SJ?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoffman is amazing. I thought he was finished

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoffman in

Where’s Pedro Feliz when you need him

by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, Hoffman? He’s still around?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

do you bunt and take the intentional walk?

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

No. Molinia’s bat is frozen solid.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Buntchy.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Let Winn hit vs Hoffman. He owns him.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ok that was good managing

by kingofthacove on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FAKEOUT!!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

See what happens when you don’t bunt?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Slingbox fail.. what happened

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

randy slapped it by the 3b

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st and 3rd/

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rownad stopped at 2nd

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to go, Randy

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m confused, Winn just didn’t hit a popup

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PABLO!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lets gooooo pablooooooooo

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Kieschnick just hit a 3-run HR for SJ.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

UGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SO CLOSE!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA STRONG

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Go go Go!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, that was quite a strike

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is such a stud

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Carp.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh dear god

he’s a monster

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Slingbox still fail..

Pablo almost hit one out?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it was foul. then he hit a single up the middle. Scott held up and now the bases juiced for Bengie with 0 outs

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit a foul ball a mile. Just singled up the mifddle to load the bases

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Rowand

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ROWAND

Torres should be running for him!

by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

and FUCK YOU SCOTT

can we teach our players basic baserunning skills? obviously they don’t have any

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kiesch

3 run bomb to left center

Little Giants up 3-0 bottom 3rd

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

odds of a double play here-92%

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the ground ball triple play

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand… :(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

First Nate, now Scott.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanted a review on that last one.

Also damn it Rowand.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hit Pablo.

Scott !! WTF was that?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hit Pablo.

Scott !! WTF was that?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD JOB MOLINA

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! LOL @ Hoffman.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good baserunning is good.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Big Money!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK NO

PABLO’S WRIST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like it’s his thumb

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

dont hurt yourself pablo….

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT BE HURT PABLO

dont

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit.

Please let Pablo be okay please please please please

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is not a very graceful baserunner.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Or swinger. I’ll take it though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benji:

“I will not ground into a double play, I will not ground into a double play …”

Cain is Able ...

by Norcalfan10 on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo will be fine. He’s almost hurt himself a lot this year.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

like when he fell on his face between 2nd and 3rd?

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half a million?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

walking Nate on purpose.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo

When’s the last time a Giants’ player had a better game than this? I mean one not named Bonds.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and not named Pablo?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and not name Lincecum or Cain?

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have said hitters.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s game vs SD where he had the 2 HR’s. Including the walk-off?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi’s opening day game was pretty good too.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he cut his hand

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Rent

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RENT!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Air Attack!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Your GIANTS used GUST.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your GIANTS used FLY

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Edgar

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch sac flies. Who is this team?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

good job getting it into the air, Rent

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Gar in Da House!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo needs to work on his feet first slide

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo All players needs to work on his feet first slide

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a huge win with the rook going tomorrow

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Eight more runs please, also throw Medders off the plane once it reaches cruising altitude.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So Sandoval is the best non-Bondsian hitter we’ve had since, what, Kent?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mays

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alou was pretty good too, when he wasn’t on the D.L.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

which was like never

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Alou.

Sometimes, he hit homeruns for the Giants.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s looking like he’ll be even better than Kent when all is said and done. Kid’s still so young. He could be a 3,000 hit guy

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw that, he could be a 250 BB guy!

He could be a better hitter than Kent down the road, but right now he can’t beat Kent’s 2000.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia wasn’t bad.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent or Pee Pee Hands.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burks

I refuse to credit Kent with anything

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad Ishi

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON JUAN U-RBI!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo #2 in batting average now

by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

A GS would be lovely….

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm confused..

Hasn’t Hoffman been lights out this year? And hasn’t the Giants offense been terrible? How is this happenening

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOSER IN A NON SAVE SITUATION!!

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants also gave Heath Bell and Chris Carpenter their first ER’s of the year. Silly team.

by deuce deuce on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or do the Giants tend to do pretty well against Hoffman?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really. he’s got pretty stellar career numbers against us.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.53 / 1.08 / .223 for his career with 51 saves.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just lately since people realized HE'S OOOOOOLD.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s almost old enough to play for the Giants

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has almost 15 more career saves against the Dodgers, though. So he’s not all bad.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m scared Pablo is hurt!

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant stop thinking about it..

by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R SCARE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Pablo probably comes out for the 9th

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pablo is hurt, I’m going on bereavement leave until he returns

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we send Richie on bereavement leave instead?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is on bereavement leave.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

starting tomorrow

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s leaving tomorrow. Would it be in poor taste if I say we should keep killing members of his family to keep him from returning?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it would.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I’m glad I didn’t say it

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the game

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I just saw him flip the ball to Wilson afdter the around the horn

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I was wrong.

I’d be way more cautious.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the “use Lincecum after a 9 hour rain delay” mindset again.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t know yet

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

there he is

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo still in?

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what’s funny? I could care less about Ryan Sadowski, but I’m kinda excited to see a new Giant pitch tomorrow.

Ahh, baseball.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE MAKES AN OUT AS I SUSPECTED

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I WILL ADMIT HIS BASERUNNING WAS BAD

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Wilson get's 1-2-3

because his pitching coach believes in him? Is that all it takes?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, cuz Rags said he’d get a mohawk if Wilson gets a 1-2-3 inning

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike-throwing Wilson!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Think Wilson will make the AST again?

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s better than he was last year, so yeah.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now, it’s looking likely.

by deuce deuce on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish him!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

K

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I haz it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

O GOD IT’S CRAIG COUNSELL

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2 1st pitch strikes in a row?

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Craig Counsell = Douche

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend coached him at Notre Dame; he’s actually a real nice guy

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like him a lot more if he had gotten out right there.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is a douche but I guess he’s our douche.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Wilson’s slider become so nasty?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

When he started throwing it for a strike.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a redo?

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice fake out Councel..

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf happened to counsell’s funky stance, that was my fav funky stance in baseball

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I noticed that yesterday, too. It looks like he toned it down some. It almost looks normal now.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish him!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FULL COUNT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

he has to have at least one per game

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew this Counsell would not go down easy

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feed the Beast.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooooo

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometime I miss Vizquel.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he never would have made that play. Too deep in the hole

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I briefly do, and then I remember that he hit like .210 for a year.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The glove was still awesome, though.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Renterilia?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my new “player x sucks” meme. It’s like “MoLOLina” except I’m using Aurilia instead of LOL.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alina or Morillia?

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second one.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still allowed to miss him.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

annoying grindy pesky hitter

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like 0-2 to 3-2 Wilson.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK CRAIG COUNSELL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that motherfucking cocksucker and his motherfucking swing.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

have we ever gotten Counsell out? seems like no.

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

kendall a pinch runner? yuck

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So.. do you feel slow when a catcher pinch runs for you?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

DP. End this shit. Come on Douche Wil

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Where'd that miss?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

game day says outside

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamel has a lot of power…great

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FU ump

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it, Wilson!!!!!

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WATCH THE GAME, BLUE!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That 1st one was a ball.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/paces

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Gamel was an r instead of an l away from being a Giant last year.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

matt GAMER

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lowercase L.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fffff

THROW STRIKES GET OUTS

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/jogs

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad strategy B Dub

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wwwwiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllsssssssssooooonnnnnnnn

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look the old Wilson is back.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nen always did too.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. But it seemed like it sometimes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

More often than not he did. I think people just forget because he is so much better than some of the scrubs we had before Wilson.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not more often than not he did. He barely gave up one baserunner for every nine innings he pitched. Memory is funny.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My memory is good actually. He was not Mo Rivera.

He was better than Wilson, but Nen could certainly be an adventure out there at times. Even if he didn’t walk or give up a hit, he would go 3-2 a lot.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for one bad season, he never had a WHIP over 1.14, or a BB/9 over 2.6.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pray for some talent Brian, that always seems to work.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s daytime, so he’s not wearing his sunglasses.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess it is nighttime there, isn’t it?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t realize he is now indoors

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my AST question jinxed this.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

strike this gopher looking, fantasy team destroying fool out

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Hart has two strikes and no balls

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Corey Hart isn't assertive enough

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, this is the Brian Wilson I know and hate.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrrrr...

GET HIM OUT.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

just win already

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson=Drama Queen

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He knows drama.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

new nickname? TNT? watch him explode or he knows drama?

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Him

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How’d he lay off that pitch?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

how tall is Corey Hart? About 6’12"?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this some sort of non-save situation? Why isn’t he being good?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson clearly needs to do more AB RIPPER X

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FULL COUNT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NO. I hate this guy.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

serves you right

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You jinxed it. Sorry to say it, but it’s true.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suckronically

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that will never happen again.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far that Renteria sac fly is saving us….Im sure the Douche will find way to ruin it.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t have shit tonight, this is going to end poorly.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit Wilson

GET IT DONE

Bay Area fan going to UCLA.

by Yoyo on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Righetti to Wilson: fuck you. I ain’t getting the mohawk anymore

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

In fairness, that was a GREAT AB by Hart. He laid off some tough pitches with two strikes

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a gameday thread

there is no fairness

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play, please.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/ goes and get sa small furry woodland animal

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILRIBE

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN URIBE AS I SUSPECTED

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus this guy sucks balls.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS GAME

FUCK THIS BASEBALL TEAM

GRAAAAAAAAAH

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitsky.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson sucks

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Strangley I know how this feels.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe fail?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Wilson barking at Uribe?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

at least knock it down, Uribe

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

no fail.. that was just unlucky

by kingofthacove on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, 2 groundouts that got turned into hits because of god awful range.

by Nibbler on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Uribe a bench player again?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK KRUK

He does not have a base to play with, there is one fucking out.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm excuse me….
Mr. Wilson….

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!

by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

the only time I want to see Braun

is if this commercial comes on

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Marisa Miller is not unattractive.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girl is bomb.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her and Megan Fox. Flawless.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Megan Fox is vapid. And a butterface.

Marisa Miller FTW. Local girl, a surfer, loves sports, and seems intelligent.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vapid? Maybe. Butterface? No.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marisa Miller=perfect

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is that beautiful woman?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and what is the “no homo” thing? I saw that at FTF as well, and was confused.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

inside joke at GSoM, sort of mocking a trend of people who felt it necessary to include it in their posts expressing love for Warriors players

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea makes no sense and seems almost offensive out of context, perhaps I should remove

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. I had just seen this recently.

Hey Im Here to talk about some trades and the Free Agents. So after you read this don’t tell your friends….. TELL THE GUYS WHO ARE IN HERE TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE….. Thanks and have a wonderful day (no homo)

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea thats the ridiculous kind of thing it was targeted at

Thing A

"no homo"

by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

full count coming

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

also, the typo I nearly made in that sentence would have been amusing.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is milwaukee booing?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares

Great fans my ass, no better than Oakland, half empty stadium once the roster is depleted in 2+ years.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go back to making douche t shirts, Braun

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

and what’s funny is that Brian Wilson probably has 10

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WILSON

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate baseball.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you very much, B-Weezy, papa dubs

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda was worth it… almost 4 homeruns

by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I jinxed it, I’ll go leap off a cliff.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

In the top of the 9th, I thought to myself, Wilson is due to blow a game.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you baseball.

Season over?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jacko’s rotting body could have gotten three outs. Great job Wilson.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The season is now over folks

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Oakland failing vs. Colorado

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

B-Weezy deserves a nice fruit basket in his hotel suite tonight, courtesy of Bob Ueker.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Even when he pitches well, Zito starts always wind up being extremely unpleasant to watch.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing I couldn’t watch the game.

by DINGERS.EXE on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, there were two outs. Why did we pitch to Fielder?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

bort, i dont even care anymore

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIFE OVER

Bay Area fan going to UCLA.

by Yoyo on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Now for the post game to hear Krukow spew some shit.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably just shotgunned two Miller High Life cans while you wrote that.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a really good idea.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

WE SHOULD WIN WHEN WE SCORE 5+. IT’S IN THE RULES!

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Memo to Big Head.
This game underscores that the team needs more gritty gamers because the young player can’t be counted on to exicute simple things like a bunt..

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It underscores the need to pull your damn starting pitcher when he’s clearly out of gas.

by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he is veteran and so is clearly trustworthy.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have won this game two different times

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ all the people who think Wilson pitched poorly.

by Nibbler on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hits are bad for closers

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Those are bad too.

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention walks, and hitters counts

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which hit are you talking about? The one bounced off Renterria’s glove after he barely was able to move his old ass 3 feet to the right, or the one that bounced off Uribe’s glove after he barely was able to move his old ass 3 feet to the right?

Brian Wilson recorded 5 outs that inning as far as I’m concerned.

by Nibbler on Jun 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

did not see the Renteria play but the Uribe play was a hit

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Uribe one was a bad hop

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really wasn’t that bad. The only thing that killed me was the walk to Gamel.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGHHHHH

I will remember this game every damn time I look at the standings

by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the 7-8-9 hitters

THE FUCKING 7-8-9 HITTERS

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)

by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Uribe really did a lot to blow this game up.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers had runners at the corners in the bottom of the 1st and did not score.

by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

How in the Hell does that guy have 20 saves

with control like that?

Other obserservations from being at the game:

Get Winn out of LF (is Fred Lewis hurt)
They should have pitched to Braun in the 6th
And they need to get a lead off hitter.

Zito pitched a nice game, Bochy is starting to look like a worse manager than Dusty Baker, and f’n Craig Counsell!!! The guy who deserves a spot on a MLB team was out taking a wiz when they were calling names, and Counsell just happened to be standing there.

by backtocali on Jun 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis is healthy however his bat is ill

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

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