Open Gameday Thread IIIIIIIX
When life gives you Prince Fielder Home Runs, make Prince Fielder Home Runs-adeohcrapwhatthehellIhatethisgame.
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Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So when the Giants take the lead here, is the official scorer going to use his discretion and not give Medders the win
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame my partner
It was 4-0 when he fell asleep. He’s on the couch, in front of the TV, just causing this whole mess.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pillow handy?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realized I was wrong when I said it went 4-0 to 4-4 in only two batters after I turned the game on
I did also see the Ryan Braun walk. Does that make it better!?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad caption comma! What are you doing in there?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What comma? You’re being crazy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SELLERS SELLERS SELLERS
PABLO 4 PROSPECTS
IF WE HURRY WE CAN FLIP HIM BEFORE HIS NEXT AB
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
VALUE WILL NEVER BE HIGHER
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over/Under, Sadowski will give up 5 ER’s in his start tomorrow.
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
under
he’ll get the hook after 4ER in the second
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict he'll give up 3ER
but 3 unearned runs that he should have prevented.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GUESS WE ARE NO LONGER CONTENDERS! BREAK OUT THE FANSHOTS!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one...
….who feels that Bochy consistently leaves his starting pitchers out there one or two batters too long. It seems like I can always see these meltdowns by Zito, Sanchez, et al. coming, but for whatever reason, Bochy cannot. Yuck.
by sunnyd100 on Jun 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I actually didn’t mind letting Zito continue to pitch with a 4-run lead. It turned out badly, but it wasn’t as dumb as a lot of things I’ve seen them do.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was less stupid than normal!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was getting better with it in the last few times around the rotation.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel this way too, but in fairness every fan feels that way when their manager messes up. I’m not sure if it’s actually true, and we see every meltdown coming because we are naturally pessimistic, because we assume a meltdown.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pa....
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had some dreams
they were clouds in my coffey
clouds in my coffey
and
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anybody else always think the wrong thing when somebody says the word “cream”?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You probably shouldn’t ask him that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm… nothing… .
Definitely nothing disgusting, if that’s what you’re trying to imply.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
howtheyscored came.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PAGING BRUCE JENKINS’S BONER…
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ew
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh… everybody else was doing it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ew
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s a perfectly natural association to make.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny
how quickly things can go from bad to worse.
by deadmeat27 on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn, just missed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn it, you douche
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God dammit.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARGH
4 MORE FEET
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would have peed my pants with excitement if that had gone out
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t even want to know what howtheyscored and jponry would do.
Well, that’s only half true.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d probably poop.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peed in Depends!!
(…doesn’t quite work, does it?)
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Molina didn’t swing at it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Bengie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molina is terrible.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
…batting any were above 6th.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
any were what? wolf? lyger? what?!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tyowqorwm jrwmq
/ tries to untangle tongue
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is the guy batting?? Was he called up today??
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AW FUCK YOU CAMERON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK ME
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/is afraid this will make howie think of cream, too.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, now it did.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH FUCK YOU MIKE CAMERON
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn roof
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck mike cameron
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE YOU CAMERON
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, great catch
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought xanthan was being chris berman today
hachachachacha
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad, bad Cameron
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sdfadsfkga;dlkfa;dlkfaldhfgkjadhfadhfgasdfdsafsadgadfghadgartg
by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
F
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
game over
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Panda gets one more AB
then game over.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Mo is on their side
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was a great catch but now melon head will sit Nate for the next 3 months.
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever curse it is, I at least hope it’s more entertaining than the curse in Drag Me to Hell.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…the manager, most of all.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s true. Have you seen their record at Miller Park?
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop! Theif!!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the most disgusting gameday thread ever, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blame howtheyscored and his weird cream fetish.
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOBS
I CAME
CURSE WORDS
SEXUAL INNUENDO!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEXUAL NINTENDO
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PG-13 version
Sensual Nintendo Entertainment System
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boobs? Where?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIGH THERE!
/grabs crotch
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAD SPACE!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seen IT Crowd on BBC hey?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to re-read your National Geographics.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…and you complain about howtheyscored’s cream fetish. PREVERT.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIS result for 'xanthan is a pervert'
There’s also one of a Breasts Not Bombs rally…but I can’t really post that here.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be the virus on xanthan’s hard drive. Wait that came out wrong. Wait that did too.
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO SAID IT WAS A FETISH???
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOUR FACE!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if I’m doomed to memehood, at least this is still way better than WalrusMan’s fate.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TACO BUTT
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to think about it, I’ve also been the subject of a butt-related MCC meme.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it’s right there below his eyes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf i lol'd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, am ashamed of them all.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is so your fault.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Momentum..
How much will it cost to get him back?
by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread sucks.
We need a new one.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE CAIN 4 BROWNIE BATTER
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE CAIN FOR BREWERS FRANCHISE
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coffey will bunt it into the air for an out and Bengie will throw it into right field trying to double up Hall.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s not in the SJ starting lineup after getting hit in the head yesterday and being removed from the game. apparently the pitch was a curveball, but still
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PANDA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishi's too cool
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ishi good
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE ISHI!
And Pablo. One of them needs to end this misery.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval is determined to win this fucking game, no matter what the other hitters, defenders or pitchers have to say about it.
by deuce deuce on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice glove work Panda.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was nice plays by both Pablo and Ishi
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ISHI
DEFENSE with moderate offense.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Ishi pauses when he talks.
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Channel 6.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
00110110110101010101110001101110101!!!!
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pandafense
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DEFENSE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HaLOL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good game for Rent
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL HALL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
snicker, snack, lead man on the first sack.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing they didn’t pinch hit for the pitcher.. Mache just pulled a Bochy
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kind of nice to see the other team do that.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Wilson reminds me of GOB in that fireworks commercial.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH YEAH LIKE THE GUY LEADING THE LEAGUE IN SAVES IS GONNA PITCH IN A TIE GAME.
COME ON!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant Orlando Brisbee?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, I found a picture of Grant's mom!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
book was better
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually Rowand always reminds me of GOB.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except GOB is cool. Wilson is a douce and a giant tool. Oh well, at least he is developing into a reliable closer for us.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry but
I love GOB, one of my favorite television characters ever, but he’s a douche and a giant tool.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he’s not really cool either.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you talking about?

Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does magic and he just wants to be loved. I don’t think he’s a douche. Tool perhaps. He just tries really hard to have his family respect and love him! And to be a great magician.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF Gameday

In one AB, Hart grounded out twice, then struck out?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Triple play
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALWAYS REMEMBER:
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES
TAKE THE BAT OUT OF THEIR HANDS WHENEVER POSSIBLE
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t like having Travis bunt anyway
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the unholy hell are you thinking there HIEAD?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS. WHY IS ISHIKAWA BUNTING?! HE CAN ACTUALLY HIT A HR! UNLIKE MOST OF OUR FUCKING TEAM!
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so this.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Pablo Sandoval tried to bunt today. And then he missed it. And them he hit a home run.
Yeah, just think about if he had actually laid down Bochy’s dumbass bunt back then.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t like this keyboard. It is not my keyboard and the buttons are not exactly where they should be.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should be doing that crap with is cold as ice , gritty gamer vets.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I think is really weird?
Bunting is such a huge part of the Giants’ M.O. And yet, it seems as if not one position player that has come up through the farm system is any good at it.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia on deck
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well might as well get the automatic outs out of teh way with…I guess.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of this shitheel, anyone else pissed Aurilia’s dad died? Yet another excuse as to why they won’t or can’t DFA him. Sad as it is his dad passed, but as the great GOB would say, “COME ON!!!!!”
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s a legit concern, but they should have DFA’d him a long time ago. I think they should just say “Hey, take permanent bereavement leave” but that’s really cold, too.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia will last the entire season even if he went 1 for his next 40.
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Buntchy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know
I hate to say this but I think richie gets the bunt down.
by jctGamer on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
doesn't matter
bunting is really stupid
by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU
Fuck Bunting
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giving away outs is a purpose
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In this situation it didn’t make too much sense.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if the pitcher is hitting.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering Molina has 8 hits (5 singles 3 doubles) in the last 42 P.A.’s I would not be bummed if they had him bunt in the same situation.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 doublols?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are resault from a trick glass.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s fine sometimes, but really only pitchers or really shitty hitters should do it. Especially if you have someone with speed on base. But that’s NOT Renteria. In a close game I’d be scared to send him from 2nd on a line drive base hit to LF.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really shitty hitters = Aurilia
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team makes me cry...
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
our announcers may think it's cute or funny
but swinging at EVERY GODDAMN PITCH IS A TERRIBLE PLAN
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont think they really think its all that great. They work for the team, they cant exactly shit all over them.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia confirms that it is in fact a baseball, “ok yea, I can’t hit those things.”
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A few innings ago my firned walked into the room and said “Zito’s pitching a shutout?” Literally a split second later Prince Fielder homered. I cordially answered "No.’
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
last week my roomate walked in as the linescore flashed in the 7th, and said “Zito’s pitching a no-hitter?” He promptly walked the next batter and then coughed up a 2 run homer, I punched him in the face.
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at that game. Those two at bats happened while I was in the restroom. So I suspect they never actually happened.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow awesome spelling. *friend
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and reply fail
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Baby You
you say she’s just a friend
by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar Renteria has a higher WPA this game than Pablo Sandoval
man is clutch, I guess
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A hate you Rich Aurilia.
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can hardly remember a time when I didn’t hate Aurilia.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Truth be told
I didn’t hate him as recently as last year.
This year he’s just been so completely worthless – and it was so predictable that he would be worthless – and yet they keep using him anyway – that it’s pushed out all the good memories.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillia
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s done a remarkable job as this year’s Whipping Boy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think “whipping boy” connotes that he doesn’t deserve it. I think that is misleading.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame the people who keep him on the team and/or keep playing him.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please retire.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pleaseretirelia?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Let’s all chip, in buy the book off Amazon, and send it to Aurilia as a gift.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow…weirdly misplaced comma.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed, still laughing
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SADOWSKI!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im fine with that so long as we sweep St. Louis.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadowski looks like a child molester in that picture. Yeesh.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHESTER
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SERGIIOOO
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, who got bumped off the 40-man for Sadowski?
Also, really, Ryan Sadowski? They think he’ll be better than Sanchez. Um, okay.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe they’re taking advantage of bereavement.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn’t clear a 40-man spot, does it? I assume someone would have to be DFAed.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I guess so.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I guess so.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they even have to DFA him? Can’t they just take him off the 40 man?
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe DFA was the wrong terminology here, but they have to clear waivers. That’s why we lost Misch.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given Holm, Misch, etc., it seems they don’t want to for some reason.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather have Sadowski than Sadler. And perhaps they don’t feel Pucetas is ready. Plus he just pitched recently.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh. I’d rather have Lincecum or Sanchez.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum on short rest, nah.
Sanchez nah. He isn’t improving. He needs a mental break or to work in the pen or something. It worked for Cain a few years ago.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it be short rest? For some reason I thought it would be normal rest.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is normal
thursday was a day off
by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought so. See, he could be pitching.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s also thrown 2 CG’s in his last what 3 starts?
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may have something to do with 17 days of games with no off day to the allstar break.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think that makes a big difference for the rotation, though. They pitch on scheduled rest, anyway, so not having an off day isn’t a big deal. Unless they somehow counted ahead and are worried about him pitching on short rest in the ASG or something. That would be a little excessive, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a guess, don’t really know
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It worked for Cain a few years ago.
Something about causality something something.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Causation? C-something.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He isn’t improving, but does anyone believe Sadowski would be better?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. But what’s the risk? If he has better command and can go 5 or 6 innings without giving away the game, that’s all I’d care about.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, geez, I hope they have Braun sacrifice bunt.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s what good managers do to win ballgames.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laughed out loud. Really and truely.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT’S CALLED PLAYING THE PERCENTAGES!
You! Strawberry! Hit a home run!
Ok, Skip! crushes ball onto freeway
I told him to do that!
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romo will save us.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Braun’s huge eyes are freaking me out.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just blow this fucking game so we could do other stuff.
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Romo looks like he’ll be happy to oblige
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kruk just said the Romo gets ground balls. Romo gets fewer ground balls than anyone in the majors.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROMOGRESSION
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fielder just homer and end this thing (almost end it).
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fielder just homer AGAIN and end this thing
Fixed
Cain is Able ...
by Norcalfan10 on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slut.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You rang?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One thing baseball should change
Managers and coaches should not have uniforms. They look awful.
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How did we lose this game?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I started watching.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well in the begining Big Head had Molinia bat #4. Then Big Head thought Panda should bunt (fortunely Panda didn’t bunt that pitch and later hit a HR in that P.A.). Well it is just another night of putting victory back into the jaws of defeat.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does he keep bringing in Affeldt against lefties when they have an 882 OPS vs. him?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, he got that fat lefty out
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game was fine until they closed the roof. Now we can’t hit homeruns anymore and they still can
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just saw the Nate shot and catch by Cameron
by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beckham hit a homerun. Or something. Is he good yet?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is he on your fantasy team or something?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I’m just interested.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you’ve got room to stash him, you should.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean gordon?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or the one married to Skinny Spice?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The White Sox one.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s Gordon. He’s good. got off to a slow start but he’s figuring things out.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the park should inflate his numbers
but I still wonder if he has the bat to play 3rd
by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably not, but in fantasy he’s probably SS eligible.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job of multi tasking. Our season on the line and you’re watching Beckham
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw it on an online ticker.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or maybe it can
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
U-DEFENSE
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AAAFFFEEEELLLDDDTTTT
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SIT THE FUCK DOWN CROWD
by kingofthacove on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE PLAY
OTHER TEAMS DO THAT TOO?
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH HELL YEAH
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, youre a downer
Cain is Able ...
by Norcalfan10 on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love GiDP's !!
When we are on defense.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s nice to watch other teams fail.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss something? The A’s are moving to SJ?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoffman is amazing. I thought he was finished
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoffman in
Where’s Pedro Feliz when you need him
by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Hoffman? He’s still around?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great Scott!!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rownad
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do not bunt
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do you bunt and take the intentional walk?
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No. Molinia’s bat is frozen solid.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Buntchy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAKEOUT!!
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See what happens when you don’t bunt?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slingbox fail.. what happened
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
randy slapped it by the 3b
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st and 3rd/
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by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rownad stopped at 2nd
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to go, Randy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m confused, Winn just didn’t hit a popup
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kieschnick just hit a 3-run HR for SJ.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PANDA STRONG
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go go Go!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo is such a stud
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Carp.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh dear god
he’s a monster
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN FOUL
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slingbox still fail..
Pablo almost hit one out?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it was foul. then he hit a single up the middle. Scott held up and now the bases juiced for Bengie with 0 outs
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit a foul ball a mile. Just singled up the mifddle to load the bases
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it Rowand
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK ROWAND
Torres should be running for him!
by superk1ng on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and FUCK YOU SCOTT
can we teach our players basic baserunning skills? obviously they don’t have any
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kiesch
3 run bomb to left center
Little Giants up 3-0 bottom 3rd
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
odds of a double play here-92%
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn it Scott
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the ground ball triple play
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand… :(
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First Nate, now Scott.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wanted a review on that last one.
Also damn it Rowand.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hit Pablo.
Scott !! WTF was that?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hit Pablo.
Scott !! WTF was that?
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD JOB MOLINA
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MONEY SAC FLY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good baserunning is good.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done Big Money!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take it
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DONT BE HURT PABLO
dont
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit.
Please let Pablo be okay please please please please
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo is not a very graceful baserunner.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or swinger. I’ll take it though.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Benji:
“I will not ground into a double play, I will not ground into a double play …”
Cain is Able ...
by Norcalfan10 on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo will be fine. He’s almost hurt himself a lot this year.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WALK IT OFF
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like when he fell on his face between 2nd and 3rd?
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Half a million?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
walking Nate on purpose.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo
When’s the last time a Giants’ player had a better game than this? I mean one not named Bonds.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and not named Pablo?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and not name Lincecum or Cain?
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have said hitters.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie’s game vs SD where he had the 2 HR’s. Including the walk-off?
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ishi’s opening day game was pretty good too.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he cut his hand
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Rent
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RENT!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Air Attack!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your GIANTS used GUST.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your GIANTS used FLY
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by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job Edgar
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clutch sac flies. Who is this team?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good job getting it into the air, Rent
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Gar in Da House!!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo needs to work on his feet first slide
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo All players needs to work on his feet first slide
by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/nods
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would be a huge win with the rook going tomorrow
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rent Money
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eight more runs please, also throw Medders off the plane once it reaches cruising altitude.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Sandoval is the best non-Bondsian hitter we’ve had since, what, Kent?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mays
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alou was pretty good too, when he wasn’t on the D.L.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which was like never
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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked Alou.
Sometimes, he hit homeruns for the Giants.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s looking like he’ll be even better than Kent when all is said and done. Kid’s still so young. He could be a 3,000 hit guy
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw that, he could be a 250 BB guy!
He could be a better hitter than Kent down the road, but right now he can’t beat Kent’s 2000.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia wasn’t bad.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kent or Pee Pee Hands.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad Ishi
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON JUAN U-RBI!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused..
Hasn’t Hoffman been lights out this year? And hasn’t the Giants offense been terrible? How is this happenening
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLOSER IN A NON SAVE SITUATION!!
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants also gave Heath Bell and Chris Carpenter their first ER’s of the year. Silly team.
by deuce deuce on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or do the Giants tend to do pretty well against Hoffman?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really. he’s got pretty stellar career numbers against us.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2.53 / 1.08 / .223 for his career with 51 saves.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just lately since people realized HE'S OOOOOOLD.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s almost old enough to play for the Giants
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has almost 15 more career saves against the Dodgers, though. So he’s not all bad.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
U R SCARE
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same.
Pablo probably comes out for the 9th
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Pablo is hurt, I’m going on bereavement leave until he returns
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we send Richie on bereavement leave instead?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
done
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is on bereavement leave.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting tomorrow
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s leaving tomorrow. Would it be in poor taste if I say we should keep killing members of his family to keep him from returning?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it would.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
then I’m glad I didn’t say it
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
out to the field or out of the game?
by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Out of the game
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I just saw him flip the ball to Wilson afdter the around the horn
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by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess I was wrong.
I’d be way more cautious.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the “use Lincecum after a 9 hour rain delay” mindset again.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don’t know yet
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there he is
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Panda at 3rd
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what’s funny? I could care less about Ryan Sadowski, but I’m kinda excited to see a new Giant pitch tomorrow.
Ahh, baseball.
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JUAN URIBE MAKES AN OUT AS I SUSPECTED
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Wilson get's 1-2-3
because his pitching coach believes in him? Is that all it takes?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, cuz Rags said he’d get a mohawk if Wilson gets a 1-2-3 inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strike-throwing Wilson!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s better than he was last year, so yeah.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PROBABLY
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
finish him!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD, RIVERA
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I haz it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O GOD IT’S CRAIG COUNSELL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 1st pitch strikes in a row?
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Craig Counsell = Douche
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My friend coached him at Notre Dame; he’s actually a real nice guy
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson is a douche but I guess he’s our douche.
by SFGuy on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Counsell, approach the bench, motherf*cker!
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When did Wilson’s slider become so nasty?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When he started throwing it for a strike.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a redo?
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice fake out Councel..
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf happened to counsell’s funky stance, that was my fav funky stance in baseball
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I noticed that yesterday, too. It looks like he toned it down some. It almost looks normal now.
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finish him!!
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FULL COUNT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew this Counsell would not go down easy
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feed the Beast.
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boooooooooooo
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sometime I miss Vizquel.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he never would have made that play. Too deep in the hole
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I briefly do, and then I remember that he hit like .210 for a year.
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Renterilia?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is my new “player x sucks” meme. It’s like “MoLOLina” except I’m using Aurilia instead of LOL.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alina or Morillia?
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second one.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still allowed to miss him.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like 0-2 to 3-2 Wilson.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK CRAIG COUNSELL
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate that motherfucking cocksucker and his motherfucking swing.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
have we ever gotten Counsell out? seems like no.
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So.. do you feel slow when a catcher pinch runs for you?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where'd that miss?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gamel has a lot of power…great
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FU ump
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, Wilson!!!!!
I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.
by IMbitter on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WATCH THE GAME, BLUE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/paces
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Gamel was an r instead of an l away from being a Giant last year.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
huh?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
matt GAMER
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a lowercase L.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES, YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHE!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
throw strikes, please
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fffff
THROW STRIKES GET OUTS
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/jogs
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad strategy B Dub
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
by Azmanz on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding me?
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wwwwiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllsssssssssooooonnnnnnnn
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY? Why must he torture us like this?
by baybruin415 on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really. But it seemed like it sometimes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More often than not he did. I think people just forget because he is so much better than some of the scrubs we had before Wilson.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not more often than not he did. He barely gave up one baserunner for every nine innings he pitched. Memory is funny.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My memory is good actually. He was not Mo Rivera.
He was better than Wilson, but Nen could certainly be an adventure out there at times. Even if he didn’t walk or give up a hit, he would go 3-2 a lot.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for one bad season, he never had a WHIP over 1.14, or a BB/9 over 2.6.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pray for some talent Brian, that always seems to work.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s daytime, so he’s not wearing his sunglasses.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess it is nighttime there, isn’t it?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he didn’t realize he is now indoors
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
strike this gopher looking, fantasy team destroying fool out
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corey Hart has two strikes and no balls
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Corey Hart isn't assertive enough
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, this is the Brian Wilson I know and hate.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grrrrr...
GET HIM OUT.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just win already
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Wilson=Drama Queen
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He knows drama.
Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.
by GiantBrass on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
new nickname? TNT? watch him explode or he knows drama?
Thing A
"no homo"
by sam23 on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finish Him
Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How’d he lay off that pitch?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how tall is Corey Hart? About 6’12"?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this some sort of non-save situation? Why isn’t he being good?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Wilson clearly needs to do more AB RIPPER X
by xanthan on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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