Update: McC Night at the Yard Monday 7/27
The 4th Annual McC Night at the Yard is a month away and shaping up to be simply smashing once again. The game will be Monday July 27th vs. The Pirates. As required by the laws of tradition, we'll be meeting up for pre-game cocktails at Zeke's (3rd & Brannan). Everyone is welcome to join us, even if they're not able to make the game.
The Mayor of 311 and I have donated our own season tickets. On top of that, Kitspool and I were able to score additional great seats, so a total of 15 people are loving life. Here's the breakout of who's sitting where:
Field Club on the Giants' Dugout
My friend who works for one of the owners scored her boss' tickets. (This grouping will be known as "Beauty and the Beasts"):
- Grant
- The Mayor
- Kitspool
- Mrs. Goofus
- Goofus
Lower Box 123, Row 24
Kitspool snagged tickets directly behind us. This grouping will be called "grougthink" and include the biggest gathering of Mods since Quadrophenia. Sitting there will be:
- Howtheyscored
- Natto
- Walrusman
- Groug
Lower Box 117, Row 26
Sitting in my regular seats will be proof that there are indeed girls on the internet. We'll call this grouping "Brute's Angels":
- tk
- jponry
- Baronvoncurrentevents
- BruteSentiment
View Box 311
These are The Mayor's seats and will be occupied by:
- Delorean
- Mrs. Delorean
Since they'll able to see us from above and since Mrs. Delorean is a trapeze acrobat, we'll call this "Aerialist Surveilance"
If anyone with extra tickets or people looking to connect to thers in order to sit together, use the comments section here.
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I demand pictures so I can live vicariously through strangers on the internet.
by xanthan on Jun 26, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we’ve ended up with post-event pics posted every year
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 26, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s pretty messed up calling your wife a beast, Goofus.
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by Natto on Jun 26, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Brute’s Angels become Brute’s Angels of Anaheim? Auto formatting sucks sometimes.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 26, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I don’t like being in this group if it’s that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 26, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I now have the Mods’ tickets in my physical possession, so they’ll really be sitting in Sec. 123.
I’m wondering if they’ll make Mod-related jokes all night, like before getting up to head to the rest room they’ll say, “Be right back, guys, I gotta open a new thread.”
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 26, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Right...
Jokes….
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 26, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they’ll just mock me for being powerless.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 26, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other words, it will be a Monday evening.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 26, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Be right back, guys, I gotta open a new thre… wait, no, nevermind… Grant / Natto / Walrusman just did it right before I could.”
/sulks
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m ashamed to say I lol’d at the Quadrophenia joke.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
me three
by FairweatherFan on Jun 26, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sting was cooler back then
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Giantsboard Blog Because everyone needs a blog
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As did I.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 27, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a very large thread happening soon
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 26, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I had curry for lunch.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm definitely interested
Maybe I should look into snagging tickets, eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 26, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NO ALL THE MODS AT THE GAME WHAT IF THE GAMEDAY THREAD GETS TO 2000000 POSTS?
by satyricrash on Jun 26, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kenshin won’t be there HAW HAW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 26, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-(
I will be working :-(
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Jun 26, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By “working,” he actually means lying in the corner in a fetal position, gently weeping and calling out, “Why, mommy, why?”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While making new Gameday Threads.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For himself.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will try to be there
Will try to take off from work early.
by jctGamer on Jun 26, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So is everyone going to wear the official McC shirt?

Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 26, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They will all be wearing Rush t-shirts
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 26, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amen brother!
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 28, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have my McC t-shirt, but I hear they’re a collector’s item now so I’m not wearing it. (My nipples will thank me.)
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 26, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine’s worn out a lot, I’ll have to see if I can or not.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 28, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the official MCC shirt was this one:
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 26, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always pictured this one

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 26, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brute gets all the chicks
I guess that’s why he’s called Brute.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
View Box 311, Row B, seats 11-12 are likely available from the team.
Look into them if you want to sit next to Mr. and Mrs. Delorean. The former seasonticketholder for those seats switched his license to another section (loser), so the team is selling those seats. A friend just bought them for an August game. This far in advance (of a Monday game against a meh team), they’re likely still available. Delorean is hilarious and Mrs. Delorean is unbelievably lovely, so it would be a treat for anyone if those seats are still available.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 26, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
Mr. Delorean is lovely too
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 26, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could do without Mr. Delorean.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 28, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soooo, where’s the TAGSNG sitting, because that’s where I want to be.
by jhiat00 on Jun 26, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next to GRM and Swoop?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Jun 26, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're all using
AthleticsNation’s bizarro season tickets
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jun 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I guess there will be no game day thread for that night. Not that I care since I will be at the game myself.
by SFGuy on Jun 26, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure Grant can set one up beforehand on a scheduler.
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What time is the pregame cocktails?? I will be in the neighborhood since I am going to the game.
by SFGuy on Jun 26, 2009 11:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I’m not working that, I’ll be doing my darndest to make it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*that night
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really need to figure out whether my wife and I can come or if it’ll just be me.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like it’ll just be me.
I should work on assassinating one of the people listed in Goofus’s original post so I can sit with the cool kids instead of off my myself in some sad corner of the park.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should work out buying tickets together with some of the other cool dudes on here who said they don’t have tickets yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll end up with
jcb9, Giantsrainman, groud, TakeAGiantStepNGo, Butt Pee, Amy G’s Rack, and Outside The Box Thinking.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot Bruce Jenkins’s Boner.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll eat like kings that night!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy G’s Rack and Bruce Jenkins’ Boner could be a volatile combination.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could potentially be explosive
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So could Butt Pee
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 27, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try to avoid jcb9. Dude’s got a weird merkin fetish.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose my comment above does nothing to disprove this assertion.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that’s why he was looking at me funny….
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll cut you, too. Just for looking at him wrong.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I, too, go by myself, we can sit together!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 27, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured out a long time ago that only one of us can come, and I’m not telling you which one.
by jctGamer on Jun 28, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure I will be there.....
Like everyone was holding their breath…..
But seriously, always nice to meet hardcore fans…..
Daily Gameball and Joker at GIANTSBOARD.COM
GB and JK also at Giantsboard Blog
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
by merkin on Jun 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And baseball fans too.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am interested in going, but Im going to be in Michigan for this game. :(
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 27, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just come by for Zeke's, then.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 27, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Michigan for this game?
I don’t know how to tell you this, man, but… well, I’ll just say it: This game is not going to be played in Michigan.
And whichever of you mooks told CB30 that it was going to be played in Michigan ought to be ashamed.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m debating whether I should drive over the mountain for this game.
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jun 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Under is better.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You definitely should. I would think Reno would keep you safe enough from us.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 28, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random thought
We should pick a certain inning in the game to all congregate in the standing room area along the arcade section. There, we can baffle passersby with a live action recreation of a gameday thread. Perhaps some people could even print out locats, awkward family photos, and random Google Image Search results to hold up appropriate moments.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL….
damn, now THAT would almost make it worth skipping the final I have that night.
by Merope on Jun 27, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain strikes out a better
BVCE: Yeah Matt!
jponry: No swing through stuff!
Natto: /silently raises a picture of a Korean pop star
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jcb9: Hi, my name is Josh, and I like Matt Cain.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll just dress like K and look slightly to my left after every swinging strikeout.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You all look alike anyway.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.
:-(
by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you should at least bring them and hold the pictures up after every strikeout.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 28, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those of us stuck at home would get a kick out of seeing that on the tv box.
by Merope on Jun 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m hoping we get something going where, after two strikes, one person yells “MATT!” and then another yells “FINISH HIM!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 27, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MCC section vs MCC section.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Jun 28, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, with the three sets of seats all within shouting distance of each other, we could do a standing three-pronged cheer:
“Tim!”
“Finish!”
“Him!”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be coming alone
Anybody got an extra ticket to sell? Or should I just pickup a ticket :(
by jctGamer on Jun 28, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so I"ll be getting one ticket
I’ll buy it at the game tomorrow.
by jctGamer on Jul 2, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you call each other by your user names?
Thinking about it it would be kind of odd if we went by our user names in public with all sorts of numbers and jokes about boners and racks in our names.
by kingaro on Jun 28, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
User names?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We mostly all call each other by our user names (except Grant).
This will be my wife’s first time attending this event and I’ve already told her to get used to answering to “Mrs. Goofus”. She’s game.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve warned her that she might also be addressed as “Mrs. McPenisbutter”, right? Or are you saving that news until it’s too late for her to back out?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you called her that yourself the time you, her, Goofus Jr. and I went to the game together.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I deny everything.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does that work for you?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto, jctgamer, groug
unless you go by this name everywhere
by kingaro on Jun 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See the thing that says +reply? If you use that, then it’s easier to track who you’re responding to.
Anyway, we mostly say “Hey, you” and grunt a lot. Since we’re on the Internet, we are all uncomfortable with actual human contact. It will be the only time I leave my mother’s basement all year.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grrgh.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 28, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Xanthan at least has CTRL+ALT+DEL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOLd
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jul 5, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im so sorry but my posting skills just aren’t up to big league level, more like rookie ball status.
by kingaro on Jun 29, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, when we meet in person we have a whole separate set of aliases we go by. We don’t usually share them with outsiders, but, just as an example, I go by Sven Svenersen.
We do this mainly to confuse the newbies and foster our reputation as insular jerks.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, Lars, you know you’re not supposed to give out the secret password to the plebeians!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly. And to explain further, I also go by Sven Svenersen, but there is a subtle emphasis on the "er" syllable in the last name.
Baron is Sven Svenersen, with with a slightly elongated vowel sound in the first name. And so on.
It is very funny. We used to all come to these things dressed up as our favorite Danish physicist, and speak in character and try to figure out who each other is portraying. We stopped that after three years of literally everyone coming as Neils Bohr.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KEEP TELLING YOU I WAS TYCHO BRAHE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 29, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we all loved that bit, but we kept telling you that Brahe was an astronomer, not a physicist.
And either way, you were still dressed as Niels Bohr. Which was funny.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, he was a Dane.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on Jun 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would go
But my parents warned me about meeting people from the internet
by kimmyg on Jun 28, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They are very very right
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jun 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just checked the schedule
That Monday looks like it will be a Timmy Day!. This is assuming he starts the first game back from the ASB. Yay.
Barring something unforeseen I will be there somewhere.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy Day. Will Jimmy and Beaver and Wally and Billy be there too??
by SFGuy on Jun 28, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timsday
The holiest day.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now I’m definitely going. Anyone have an extra ticket?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 29, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hear yee, hear yee
I’m going to be the first to go on record preditcing that Tim Lincecum throws his first MLB no-hitter on July 27, 2009.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I just jinx him?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw hell, I moved back to the Bay in January and haven't been to a game yet.
I think I’m due for one.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on Jun 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll be there come hell or high water. They switched my MiLB deadlines to Mondays at 3pm local time, so if I appear with my hair askew and eyes bloodshot you’ll know why.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 6, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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