Open GameThread Three
I watched Randy Johnson's 20K game on MLB Network today. I don't think he has the same stuff tonight, but I'll take it.
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if your big unit lasts for more than 3 hours...
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
36 hour unit
Or daily unit
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No clever photo caption? :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we have expectations now
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing Grant doesn’t care about us, or he’d be annoyed he raised them in the first place.
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No funny caption?
Grant’s mailing it in.
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How does he have all of our addresses?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I read it and was like “that’s not funny” – WTF?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
See, but that makes me laugh. So it was a funny caption after all.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
you sneaky devil, you
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HEY KIDS!
Here at Jack Cust’s Baseball Academy, YOU can be just like Your Hero, A’s outfielder Jack Cust! You can learn:
-How to strike out four times a game!
-The secret to flopping around in shallow right field on a misplayed ball!
-Never make it to the bloop falling in front of you!
Yay!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Choose from one of 3 camp packages: K, BB or HR.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Massive LOL with those
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Career Highlights
Jacks Baseball Awards:
* New Jersey Star-Ledger All Century Team
* First Team High School All-American 1B
* Pioneer League All-Star OF
* California League All-Star OF
* Class A All-Star OF
* Baseball America First Team Minor League All-Star
* Arizona Diamondbacks Minor League Player of the Year
* Texas League All-Star OF
* Pacific Coast League All-Star OF
* Triple-A All-Star Game MVP
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I just tuned in. Six runs? For the Giants?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
really Jack Cust playing defense
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That's always funny.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Geren as manager?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I ENJOY STATISTICAL ANALYSIS THEREFORE BILLY BEANE IS MY GOD THEREFORE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
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Beane’s always thought the manager had no sway whatsoever on the game. So why not pay his friend to do it?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
This is true.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
nate did stuff
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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that was our reaction, too.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, we scored six runs with Richie in the lineup?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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he was involved
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Mind-boggling.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Badgers? We don' need no stinking badgers!
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
bah you suck
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha
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mushroom
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OOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
welcome to the hit club, Uribe
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Juan!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I love A's defense
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOLNAHAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fantastic!!! Aw, yeah. Larry "Bud" Melman. That really takes me back.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hanlolhan
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Haha
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants defense has been pretty good this year
Games like this make me appreciate what we have
i just like it
when we hit the ball to Jack Cust.
Can anyone explain to me how the Mets are above 500?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
David Wright is okay.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
2nd in the league in hitting
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
same division as Nationals and Marlins
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
then he makes the tough hop play. go figure.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
2nd best record in the entire NL?! WTF is happening with this organization. quick! hire more grizzled VETS!
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I just saw that
(we need to win first, and we’ll be percentage points behind STL, but still tied)
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Even though he just got an out
I’m down with Downs
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
sorry, not I
He’s gritty, but his minor-league track record is not prepossessing.
He's a cabinet maker in the offseason
Rub a dub dub
Three Giants in a tub
The butcher (Velez), the raker (Pablo), the cabinet maker (Downs)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
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Johnson still out there at 95 pitches?
I’m surprised; I’d get the bullpen warm.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I don’t like RJ going back out here..
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And also there’s no game tomorrow, so no real danger of killing someone’s arm.
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except Unit's
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, exactly
No one in our bullpen, I should have said.
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Affeldt is up
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is a genius! RJ to pitched 20 CGs this year and win the CY
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got in for the night.....
I missed 6 runs??? Offensive EXPLOSION!
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Me too, man. What was I thinking?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
horns, dogs in cars, Nate
etc, etc,
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
still time for a grammar debate, but it would have to be a relatively short one.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Multiple etc’s is just not cool.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Agreed. Redundant and repetitive and superfluous. Just says the same thing twice, but for no gain.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I find nothing wrong with that usage.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And I am totally comfortable with how wrong you are on that.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, you finished your sentence with a comma and failed to capitalize, etc. Actually, only the multiple et ceteras bug me.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You know it's gotten bad when I am hoping that Bengie was hurt
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
You know it's gotten normal when I assume that Bengie was hurt.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno about that. It’d probably inspire them to rush Posey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
we're not pessimists!
we’re positive that they’ll fuck it up somehow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt? Shouldn’t we save his arm for close games?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
yes, but tomorrow is a day off
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
meh
CG last night, off day tomorrow
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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Eh
He hasn’t pitched in this series and he won’t pitch tomorrow. It’s not a disaster to get him some work.
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I think the Chron said he had a sore back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Today?
Then why does Bochy have him up in the bullpen?
BOCHY >:(
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IMO this is the perfect game for Valdez
low leverage, so he can go balls out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Too much sense.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD LOLNAHAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
On the other hand, Randy seems to want to do this himself
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
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STFD (long name)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SIT, RENTERIA'S ARCH ENEMY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
I believe so
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He threw more in Seattle, I think.
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you're right
115 in Seattle
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/gamelog?playerId=2131
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FINISH. HIM.
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Lovely inning, that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
UGH
I missed a Nate HR…. Can we play the A’s for the rest of the season?
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
I think the Giants are going to be the MLB leader in ERA after this game. Dodgers gave up 10 runs so that should knock them back.
I saw Manny Ramirez had two at bats yesterday and went 0 for 2 vs. Manny Parra. I didn’t know Parra got sent down.
yeah, he was pulling a Sanchez.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
2 MANY MANNYS LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Was at the game...
Attendance record for Isotopes Park, and it was sad that albuquerque cheered for him. And it was great to get to heckle a dodger outside of california.
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that was a long throw.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Torres vs. Breaking balls
there’s only one winner
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
too much Torres
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Great game, Unit.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/tips cap to Unit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad that wasn't the other way around.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Never mess with Jobu’s rum. /sips rum.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Are you sayin’ Jesus Christ could hit a curveball?
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No no no. It’s Jobu that can’t hit the curveball. And Jesus plays hockey, not baseball.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
See, I took the line and made it slightly different…so it applies…
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He needs new hats for bats. keep bats warm.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Farking pop-ups.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMN YOU HOLLIDAY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
offensively he's second only to Wright in wOBA
but Zimmerman should be in over him if you take everything in to consideration.
Plus there are “names” like Chipper and Aramis Ramirez.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
How has Panda been tonight?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Panda sign, so last month. We’re on to DOGS DRIVING CARS! Who wants that nickname? Downs? Uribe?
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about 100 times in the past year.
Against my will, I can recite it.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dog. Big dog. Little dog. Black and white dogs. Black and white dogs going around fast...
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the Heir of Mayor is 3 years, 8 months. You have about 150 more reps of that book to go.
My advice: when reading it, ponder the sickness of the psychosexual relationship between the recurring couple of dogs— the woman always asks whether the man dog likes her hat, and he is always dismissive and abrupt with her, treats her poorly but she keeps coming back, trying to please him. Ponder what that’s teaching. But more interestingly, think about what their BACK story is— I have a theory. I think they are a relatively established couple, been together for years, and this is public role play they do to spice things up. I think they are serious D/s scenesters. I think the payoff is on the very last page when they drive off together— there is a familiarity and intimacy there that didn’t JUST pop up when she wore the ridiculous party hat.
Oh christ, I can’t wait until the Heir is into actual literature.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
good god man.
LOL.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sounds like the woman has low self esteem and seeks validation, and is further warped by being attracted to men she can’t have, because this man/dog won’t have her.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite so. It's really a twisted relationship they have.
But it also teaches a very important lesson to toddlers: you never really know what is going on in someone else’s relationship. Outward appearances can be deceiving. Those two dogs might get home, and they totally switch bitch roles.
Don’t judge, I guess is what I’m saying. Good lesson for kids.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was more of a Hop on Pop fan, to be honest.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lame.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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Randy Johnson is awesome Y/Y?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Romo? Why not give Valdez a chance to make this interesting?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He already got to pitch in this series.
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Speaking of the bullpen
Who is in the bullpen, anyway?
Wilson
Romo
Affeldt
Howry
Miller
Valdez
Anyone else?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
I think Medders is probably gone when Joe comes back
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMOOO
why is he pitching?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Because he's awesome
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm
Bort?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Because if plays 3rd base, it looks funny.
(a variation on a line from ‘Real Genius’)
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
romo has the same slump shouldered post-pitch posture as correia
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you fucking kidding?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Haren
lost again. 2-1.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
poor danny
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
“I feel for you.”
-Matt Cain
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Actually, that's a Prince song. But it's a common mistake.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
followed by
“I think I love you, Chaka Khan”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
CRAP
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
wow
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, that was a good time to give up a homer.
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No doubt about that.
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Was that Suzuki’s first against a righty?
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Not sure Romo is fit for mop up duty.
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JACK CUST BASEBALL CAMP
STILL AN LOL
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Papa Dubs, B-Weezy.... doofus has more handles than a bat rack.
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Awww, a tribute to Ed McMahon. Well done.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Not me, but still.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
cosigned here
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been thoroughly unimpressed
with Mat Holliday these 2 series, both offensively and defensively.
Sanchez on mound: “Must. Make. Slider. Work.”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
“…oh. something shiny!”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Little OT
Every time the USA/Spain score flashes on a ticker, I have to rub my eyes
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
That game was so awesome. On the second goal, Sergio Ramos was all like, “Wha happen?”.
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Sergio Ramos is probably cool because his name is similar to Sergio Romo, who is certainly cool.
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True. There’s also this.
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Fernando Torres was the cause of the 3rd goal, I think he was crying as it went in.
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT, GIAMBI
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STFD GIAMBI
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GIAMBI FAIL
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That kid was cool.
Sergio Romo is also cool.
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Way cooler than Sergio Ramos.
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im pretty happy about it
lebron
shaq
mo’
2010 nba champs?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Still not better then a healty Boston
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they have one maybe two years left in the big 3. Plus I think they will make some bench moves to replace the Posey/Brown type guys
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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It's their city motto
“Cleveland: We fail”
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And to foul out Dwight Howard
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AWESOME
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Just got back from watching Fresno play....
It was 5-4 in the top of the ninth, bases loaded with two outs and Burriss was up. I was so rooting for him to drive in a couple of runs but alas he rolled one over to second base harmlessly and killed the rally!
Velez got picked off third base…. big surprise! But then made an amazing diving catch in center field.
Very happy to get home and see the Giants are taking care of business though.
But he had a leadoff HR last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring him back up!
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Why is there an A’s-Rockies commercial on my Giants broadcast?
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Lewis has had a better game.
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I think so, yes. ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
sorry. why is Richie still in the game?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Brings grit and grizzle
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Fred Lews would just bring grits. maybe grissle.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't this the time to bring ishikawa in?
he’s like our best defensive player
True.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
wow he sucks
please get rid of aurilia
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
sorry didn’t mean to snap at richie like that during this hard time… but I can’t watch weak grounders like this from my 1B
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No apology needed. The point is correct, regardless of his personal sadness.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Amy G. around?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
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I love you.
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The audio feed keeps fucking up.
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Man, Howry doesn’t get a lot of strikeouts.
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GO NATE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Schierholtz
“I’ll take this guys”
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Rest of team
“Who was that guy?”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
he says in all caps.
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At LeAsT hE's PiCkInG a SiDe
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why would anyone wear those hats
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Nate totally saved Rowand right there
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Schierholtz has some wheels.
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Nice defense
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URINE
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Juan!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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I love the "Let's Go Giants" chant - you can hear it in the telecast
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FINISH HIM!
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(deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
(and again)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Howry
“Just making it interesting guys”
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DAMN IT
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Throw Strikes!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NOMAR WILL END IT QUICKLY
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This
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
for those of you who played baseball
did your team have a ritual when there was a 2-2 count with 2 outs?
I blame Prez
Yup. Rub the bill when the pitcher steps on and then take it off and shake it when he releases the ball. Only done on offense, though deuces must be mentioned every time they occur.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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This is why I always mention deuces.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
although
we didn’t rub the bill. we had to take the cap off pre pitch and only start shaking it when he starts his delivery
I blame Prez
Shake 2-2, rub it when the 2-2 becomes a 3-2
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Under the save rule, the tying run has just been born, so bring out Papa Doofs.
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Come on. Throw strikes. 4 run lead, don’t nibble. Throw it down the dick
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that doesn’t sound pleasant
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DAMN YOU HOWRY
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Okay, I guess its Papa Dubs time
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he only got a 1 year deal right?
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F+
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AT BEST
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 24, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol save situation
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
a fitty & a fatty
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That’s exactly what I wanted to happen there.
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SAVE SITUATION
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Oh great, it’s Wilson.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
I bet he walks someone
to bring the tying run to the plate
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
I just got home from a f*cking 3 hour bore fest, some jerk in an SUV parked so close to me so that I couldn’t get in my car via the driver’s side [good luck to him trying to see out that side view mirror] I get home after dodging the drunks on the road, and no house work got done in my absence, I’m not a happy camper. grrrr
Gotta admit it’s been a pretty good Wilson lately….
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
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FINISH HIM!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM!
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WE WIN!

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Haven’t seen this one in a while
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that’s why I saved it until the game was over
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the best.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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That was easy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD!
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STFD KENNEDY
I like Wilson now, just for the record.
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YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS
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WILSON!

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FTW
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STFD
Ball-game!
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LOL
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BW totally paid howry to do that so that he could throw 3 pitches and get the save
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4 pitch?
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LOL
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And this time, we know who (sorta) “she” is.
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Awesome
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goodness
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SWEET VICTORY!

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I wonder if the makers of this commercial were influenced by 'Go Dog, Go'...
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wins make me happy
But you threw six pitches. You sure earned your asinine arm-crossing gesture tonight.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
3 pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Even more reason for me to make fun of him. I suppose I should give him a break because he’s not screwing up, but meh.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m finding it hard to irrationally hate him when he’s truly seemed to turn a corner with his control and his secondary stuff.
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he has?
hm. I guess his June has been pretty good. still walking 10%+, though
WHIP is down to pretty respectable levels, FIP is in line with his peripherals, throwing his slider more, 3 of his June walks came in one appearance, hasn’t walked anyone since that game… I’m pretty happy.
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I know. What a jerk.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
jerk…to the A’s!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I find that separating their performance from their personality helps maintain a healthy contempt for lots of players.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I don't make fun of your hobbies.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Baron, JPonry, and I are kidding.
Except for possibly Baron.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We had Bonds for how many years? we should be able to put up with whatever Wilson has to offer without thinking about it.
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I really don’t care what they do as long as they produce on the field.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
his slider is really coming into its own. he threw a nasty one tonight.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me ask
Did you get mad when Barry would point to the sky after a home run? Or anyone for that matter?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I never liked it, but at least it was quick. An increasingly complex pre-meditated choreography is nonsense.
But to answer your question, no, I didn’t get mad, nor do I get mad when any player does his self-indulgent pretentious silliness.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I see no problem
As long as it isn’t directed at the other team, and isn’t after every out. It’s after he has closed the game, and he usually faces toward CF to do it. I know I as a player could care less what someone does, as long as it’s after the game, and not directed at my team.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
We beat this topic well beyond death after the series vs. the stinking dodgers in which casey blake was an ass and brian wilson was a big baby about being teased.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
second best record in NL
worst team in baseball IMO
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Definitely worse than the Nationals
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only a difference of 36 games in standings.
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BtB SEZ SO
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new power ranking has us ranked ahead of them!
WE’RE THIRD WORST!
Brian Wilson
Ever since he decided that strikes are better than balls he’s been unhittable.
Everyone's running
The whole field bursts to life, man
Best play in baseball
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2ND BEST RECORD IN THE NATIONAL LEAUGE!
FUCK YOU DODGERS
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Tied for 4th best record in ALL OF MLB
This is getting ridiculous. In a GOOD way.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

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NATE
Go punch those kids screaming for Scott in the background
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he can borrow my tire iron
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