Open GameThread Three
by Grant on Jun 24, 2009 9:01 PM PDT
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I watched Randy Johnson's 20K game on MLB Network today. I don't think he has the same stuff tonight, but I'll take it.
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if your big unit lasts for more than 3 hours...
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
36 hour unit
Or daily unit
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have your woman call her friends!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if your Johnson is Randy for more than 3 hours...
I blame Prez
by cloudydays on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No clever photo caption? :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we have expectations now
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Grant doesn’t care about us, or he’d be annoyed he raised them in the first place.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I consistently have this reaction when visiting other SBN sites…very confusing.
by ryanmiles on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No funny caption?
Grant’s mailing it in.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How does he have all of our addresses?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read it and was like “that’s not funny” – WTF?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, but that makes me laugh. So it was a funny caption after all.
by Grant on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sneaky devil, you
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Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY KIDS!
Here at Jack Cust’s Baseball Academy, YOU can be just like Your Hero, A’s outfielder Jack Cust! You can learn:
-How to strike out four times a game!
-The secret to flopping around in shallow right field on a misplayed ball!
-Never make it to the bloop falling in front of you!
Yay!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Choose from one of 3 camp packages: K, BB or HR.
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The D package is currently not available
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Massive LOL with those
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Career Highlights
Jacks Baseball Awards:
* New Jersey Star-Ledger All Century Team
* First Team High School All-American 1B
* Pioneer League All-Star OF
* California League All-Star OF
* Class A All-Star OF
* Baseball America First Team Minor League All-Star
* Arizona Diamondbacks Minor League Player of the Year
* Texas League All-Star OF
* Pacific Coast League All-Star OF
* Triple-A All-Star Game MVP
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just tuned in. Six runs? For the Giants?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
really Jack Cust playing defense
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's always funny.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but yeah, how is the A’s D so bad that Cust HAS to play RF?
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cust as a DH and Giambi at 1st or Cust in RF and Giambi at DH?
by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geren as manager?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ENJOY STATISTICAL ANALYSIS THEREFORE BILLY BEANE IS MY GOD THEREFORE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beane’s always thought the manager had no sway whatsoever on the game. So why not pay his friend to do it?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nate did stuff
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was our reaction, too.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, we scored six runs with Richie in the lineup?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was involved
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mind-boggling.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Badgers? We don' need no stinking badgers!
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bah you suck
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha
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mushroom
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REBAY
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welcome to the hit club, Uribe
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Kruk “it’s been a loud .290”.
I think after a HR today, his SLG might be up to the .440-.450 level.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love A's defense
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HANDAHANLOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLNAHAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Hannahan
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic!!! Aw, yeah. Larry "Bud" Melman. That really takes me back.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hanlolhan
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NATE
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giants defense has been pretty good this year
Games like this make me appreciate what we have
by superk1ng on Jun 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i just like it
when we hit the ball to Jack Cust.
by FPTV on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can anyone explain to me how the Mets are above 500?
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David Wright is okay.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Wright?
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1 hitter = 500?
Imagine if we had 1
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd in the league in hitting
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
same division as Nationals and Marlins
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
then he makes the tough hop play. go figure.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd best record in the entire NL?! WTF is happening with this organization. quick! hire more grizzled VETS!
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just saw that
(we need to win first, and we’ll be percentage points behind STL, but still tied)
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though he just got an out
I’m down with Downs
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 24, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry, not I
He’s gritty, but his minor-league track record is not prepossessing.
by wcw on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a cabinet maker in the offseason
Rub a dub dub
Three Giants in a tub
The butcher (Velez), the raker (Pablo), the cabinet maker (Downs)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIVE ONLINE FEED IS BACK GUYS
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnson still out there at 95 pitches?
I’m surprised; I’d get the bullpen warm.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t like RJ going back out here..
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially since our bullpen is well rested after last
night
by Shoeless on Jun 24, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also there’s no game tomorrow, so no real danger of killing someone’s arm.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except Unit's
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, exactly
No one in our bullpen, I should have said.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good time to get Howry some work in
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Affeldt is up
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy is a genius! RJ to pitched 20 CGs this year and win the CY
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got in for the night.....
I missed 6 runs??? Offensive EXPLOSION!
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too, man. What was I thinking?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
horns, dogs in cars, Nate
etc, etc,
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
still time for a grammar debate, but it would have to be a relatively short one.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Multiple etc’s is just not cool.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Redundant and repetitive and superfluous. Just says the same thing twice, but for no gain.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find nothing wrong with that usage.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I am totally comfortable with how wrong you are on that.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, you finished your sentence with a comma and failed to capitalize, etc. Actually, only the multiple et ceteras bug me.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know it's gotten bad when I am hoping that Bengie was hurt
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
by thehavenot on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know it's gotten normal when I assume that Bengie was hurt.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno about that. It’d probably inspire them to rush Posey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but I would get excited about that, until I realize it’s probably too soon
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're not pessimists!
we’re positive that they’ll fuck it up somehow
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Affeldt? Shouldn’t we save his arm for close games?
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, but tomorrow is a day off
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh
CG last night, off day tomorrow
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by Viliphied on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
He hasn’t pitched in this series and he won’t pitch tomorrow. It’s not a disaster to get him some work.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Chron said he had a sore back.
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today?
Then why does Bochy have him up in the bullpen?
BOCHY >:(
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IMO this is the perfect game for Valdez
low leverage, so he can go balls out.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too much sense.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD LOLNAHAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the other hand, Randy seems to want to do this himself
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD (long name)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT, RENTERIA'S ARCH ENEMY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kruk/Kuip love Torres in left
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the most pitches for RJ so far this year?
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe so
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw more in Seattle, I think.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're right
115 in Seattle
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/gamelog?playerId=2131
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FINISH. HIM.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good game RJ
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lovely inning, that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UGH
I missed a Nate HR…. Can we play the A’s for the rest of the season?
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the Giants are going to be the MLB leader in ERA after this game. Dodgers gave up 10 runs so that should knock them back.
by superk1ng on Jun 24, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully this is the turning point for that shitty pitching, and they will start tumbling down those rankings
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s about time that Randy Wolf and [random 5th starter] regress
by superk1ng on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like having RJ on this team.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 24, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw Manny Ramirez had two at bats yesterday and went 0 for 2 vs. Manny Parra. I didn’t know Parra got sent down.
by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He deserved it
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, he was pulling a Sanchez.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 MANY MANNYS LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Been terrible
Sanchez bad
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was at the game...
Attendance record for Isotopes Park, and it was sad that albuquerque cheered for him. And it was great to get to heckle a dodger outside of california.
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can someone that slow play centerfield.
by Grant on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol. Umpire’s lips caught on camera asking Girardi if he wanted to be thrown out of the game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand..
slowest CF in the league?
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by Azmanz on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
slowest leadoff hitter in the league?
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that was a long throw.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torres vs. Breaking balls
there’s only one winner
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
too much Torres
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great game, Unit.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/tips cap to Unit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad that wasn't the other way around.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torres needs to tell Jobu to fuck himself. That, or not even bother with anything but fastballs.
by Grant on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never mess with Jobu’s rum. /sips rum.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sayin’ Jesus Christ could hit a curveball?
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no no. It’s Jobu that can’t hit the curveball. And Jesus plays hockey, not baseball.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I took the line and made it slightly different…so it applies…
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs new hats for bats. keep bats warm.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farking pop-ups.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU HOLLIDAY
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Pablo didn’t play 3rd, he could make the All Star team.
by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
offensively he's second only to Wright in wOBA
but Zimmerman should be in over him if you take everything in to consideration.
by superk1ng on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus there are “names” like Chipper and Aramis Ramirez.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How has Panda been tonight?
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Walked on four pitches.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Panda sign, so last month. We’re on to DOGS DRIVING CARS! Who wants that nickname? Downs? Uribe?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
about 100 times in the past year.
Against my will, I can recite it.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE GO DOG GO!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dog. Big dog. Little dog. Black and white dogs. Black and white dogs going around fast...
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Heir of Mayor is 3 years, 8 months. You have about 150 more reps of that book to go.
My advice: when reading it, ponder the sickness of the psychosexual relationship between the recurring couple of dogs— the woman always asks whether the man dog likes her hat, and he is always dismissive and abrupt with her, treats her poorly but she keeps coming back, trying to please him. Ponder what that’s teaching. But more interestingly, think about what their BACK story is— I have a theory. I think they are a relatively established couple, been together for years, and this is public role play they do to spice things up. I think they are serious D/s scenesters. I think the payoff is on the very last page when they drive off together— there is a familiarity and intimacy there that didn’t JUST pop up when she wore the ridiculous party hat.
Oh christ, I can’t wait until the Heir is into actual literature.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good god man.
LOL.
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like the woman has low self esteem and seeks validation, and is further warped by being attracted to men she can’t have, because this man/dog won’t have her.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite so. It's really a twisted relationship they have.
But it also teaches a very important lesson to toddlers: you never really know what is going on in someone else’s relationship. Outward appearances can be deceiving. Those two dogs might get home, and they totally switch bitch roles.
Don’t judge, I guess is what I’m saying. Good lesson for kids.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more of a Hop on Pop fan, to be honest.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson is awesome Y/Y?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Romo? Why not give Valdez a chance to make this interesting?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He already got to pitch in this series.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy must have plans after the game and wants to get out FAST
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT?
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of the bullpen
Who is in the bullpen, anyway?
Wilson
Romo
Affeldt
Howry
Miller
Valdez
Anyone else?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s a fun list.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Medders is probably gone when Joe comes back
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROMOOO
why is he pitching?
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he's awesome
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To get some work in?
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm
Bort?
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because if plays 3rd base, it looks funny.
(a variation on a line from ‘Real Genius’)
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
romo has the same slump shouldered post-pitch posture as correia
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would make fun of the wave in Oakland but I’ve seen the wave in SF in a closer game.
by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like on Sunday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you fucking kidding?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Haren
lost again. 2-1.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
poor danny
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I feel for you.”
-Matt Cain
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, that's a Prince song. But it's a common mistake.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
followed by
“I think I love you, Chaka Khan”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAP
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoops
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was a good time to give up a homer.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No doubt about that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that Suzuki’s first against a righty?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure Romo is fit for mop up duty.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JACK CUST BASEBALL CAMP
STILL AN LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or whatever his stupid nickname was. I forget
by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Papa Dubs, B-Weezy.... doofus has more handles than a bat rack.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww, a tribute to Ed McMahon. Well done.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romo can blow like 5 games and I will still love him
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not me, but still.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean they would have to be non Timmy/Cain games, and the Giants would have to win say 3 of them still. But yeah.
by heimy25 on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cosigned here
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 tickets to the gun show.
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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have been thoroughly unimpressed
with Mat Holliday these 2 series, both offensively and defensively.
by jctGamer on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum + Johnson
will make many hitters look bad.
I blame Prez
by cloudydays on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he has "swing through" stuff
just loses his control/focus at times…
I blame Prez
by cloudydays on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez on mound: “Must. Make. Slider. Work.”
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“…oh. something shiny!”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little OT
Every time the USA/Spain score flashes on a ticker, I have to rub my eyes
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That game was so awesome. On the second goal, Sergio Ramos was all like, “Wha happen?”.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sergio Ramos is probably cool because his name is similar to Sergio Romo, who is certainly cool.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True. There’s also this.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fernando Torres was the cause of the 3rd goal, I think he was crying as it went in.
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIT, GIAMBI
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD GIAMBI
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by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GIAMBI FAIL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That kid was cool.
Sergio Romo is also cool.
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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way cooler than Sergio Ramos.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww, bye bye Shaq.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 24, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
im pretty happy about it
lebron
shaq
mo’
2010 nba champs?
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 24, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still not better then a healty Boston
by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs