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Around SBN: Ellenberger vs. Sanchez Heats Up, Hughes Talks Retirement

Post-Game Discussion: Barry Zito Might Not Be the Staff Ace After All

Why Tim Lincecum is the greatest hero in American history:

a) He pitch good

b) When Mike Krukow asked how he felt his pitches were working tonight, Lincecum said that he thought "things were going well." A 95-mph fastball, an 89-mph change, a sharp curve, and proper grammar.

Tim Lincecum is better than you.

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Tim is great isn’t he.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 23, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy K Lincecum

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 23, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy- great pitcher or greatest pitcher?

I mean, in the entire world.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 23, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

STRASBURG!!!!!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 23, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this game

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Who will win the Tim Lincecum award in 2020?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 23, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

STRASBURG!!!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are...

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like a lamp to me

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or mushroom cloud?

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Jun 23, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does look like 2 faces

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 faces.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meat Cleavers

Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."

by LargeFarva on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alien body with a large, oval-shaped head, a long neck, and sharp, jutting shoulders?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plausable

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they are the one the contructed Tim!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

empty trophy holder?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 23, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

repeating, for clarification

Tim2 is NOT Sandy Alderson’s son. Came up in the game thread and wouldn’t want misinformation to spread. D’oh on me.

by non sequitur on Jun 23, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Tim Alderson is Sandy’s dad.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s their own grandfather?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence, she cannot perform the surgery.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s his daughter AND his sister?

by Giant Homer on Jun 23, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLAP

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

zomg someone is wrong on the internet!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

XKCD!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love this one.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

XKCD IS SON OF LINCECUM

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 24, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually

i went to high school with sandy alderson’s son. he has a girl’s name too, strangely enough (bryn).

actually, that’s just not a real name at all.

by bondo on Jun 23, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are so many douchey names that start with “Br”, my favorite is when a guy’s name is Brit.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not over yet.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Still worse than the Nationals.

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by GiantBrass on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A 95-mph fastball, an 89-mph change, a sharp curve, and proper grammar.

I’d have avoided the serial comma there. That’s right, grammar nerds. I’m startin’ shit.

by Dan from NM on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?!

THE SERIAL COMMA IS SACROSANCT!

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by antinous on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’LL SHOW YOU SACROSANCT!

by Dan from NM on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE ME THE BEST YOU POSSESS!

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by antinous on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE SERIAL COMMA IS SACROSANCT!
I’LL SHOW YOU SACROSANCT!
GIVE ME THE BEST YOU POSSESS!

WTF LOL

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

the Oxford comma, like everything Oxford, is overrated.

by wcw on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, the damn thing should only ever be an issue when clarity is at stake. When clarity is not at stake, use or don’t use depending on your preference.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

The man called it sacrosanct. That’s going a bit far.

by wcw on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is like a leg, chest, or tush conversavtion among the grammarains.

/ wanders back to Grammar Sin Bin.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 24, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU THE SERIAL COMMA I BETTER THAN YOU TOO!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I better than you, but me is worser.

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have used “then”

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sugar-covered cereal commas are my favorite.

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The serial comma is preferred, and is preferred because it usually clarifies (or, at least, minimizes risk of ambiguity).

Unless you agree, then I believe we have nothing left to discuss.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is to say that I prefer the serial comma for exactly this reason. And I do like to yell about it. But in truth, I don’t really mind when somebody doesn’t use it, so long as ambiguity is not a serious issue.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP, YOU! REASONABLE OPINIONS HAVE NO PLACE IN GRAMMAR THREADS!

by Dan from NM on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN REASONABLE OPINIONS!

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is a serial comma? I’m guessing it’s the last one right before “and?”

If so I love the serial comma.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s that one.

It’s also called the Oxford comma.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so it’s the oxford comma as well? Sounds good.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is called the unnecessary comma by me.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayor's holiday card list, revised.

HowTheyScored
Tina Fey
CEO of Its-It ice cream sandwiches
Johnny Disaster
Anne Hathaway

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like cereal

does that count?

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by beat_la_25 on Jun 24, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Note the cereal comma before “and.”

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Choco Tacos? Those are the shit.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

An understatement

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum Brand Ice Cream Tacos.

I’d buy ’em. Breakfast of Champions!

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by GiantBrass on Jun 23, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never had Ice Cream tacos. I never heard of ice cream tacos.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to sell them at Taco Bell.

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go there

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm... Tina Fey....

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Weirrrrrd

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this man, he gets it

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by oldjacket on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait…Tina Fey’s taco tastes like choco?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I volunteer to find out.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chocobo, actually. It’s a common mistake.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go to there

Fixed

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

=9

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by GiantBrass on Jun 23, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

part of a nutritious middle school lunch

by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 23, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot a comma after “winner”

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 24, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot a comma after I’m a little bitch, and no one likes me.

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by beat_la_25 on Jun 24, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

see above discussion before you start acting like that. It’s called “tongue-in-cheek”

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 24, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know man i know. i’m playing foolies witcha. <3 :) <3
One love. one love.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 24, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’ve really enjoyed the games this month. I can’t remember a time the Giants had two pitchers as good as Lincecum and Cain.

by Dan from NM on Jun 23, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually looked

This is a total sample size foul, but if Lincecum and Cain were to finish the season at their current rates, the only other pair I could come up with were Mathewson and McGinnity, 1904.

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by antinous on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SFG/1969.shtml

That’s got to be up there.

/retroactively shakes fist at Hal Lanier

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I recognize that squad!

/ leaves to chase random kids off lawn

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by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the only reasonable comparison

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by Johnny Disaster on Jun 23, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

out of curiosity...

how do they compare to Johnson/Schilling circa-Dbacks years? I’m at work and dont feel like looking it up.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 24, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you use ERA then they’re pretty similar. Anything more sophisticated and they’re not even close.

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 24, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuentes vs his old mates….and he immediately plunked Iannetta.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Got the game on, huh?

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Extra innings.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ack. Fuentes hits the leadoff guy

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

or what nostocksjustbonds said

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, uh, I like Tim Lincecum.

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, could one of your friends just ask one of his friends if he ever talks about me?

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…no note? Dammit. I had planned on reading your note and making a few editorial changes.

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by Juan Primo on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Editorial changes=switching out the note with something that gives a check yes or no answer.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiesch, 2 k’s in ASG

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We should go back to the main game day thread. Only 151 posts away from 2000.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant’s gonna ask for Natto, Kenshin and Howie’s resignation emails in his Inbox by 9am tomorrow.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t blame Goofus. He’s on the DL.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He injured himself on the P90 workout?

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m definitely cutting some salaries, that’s for sure.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll work for 3 choco tacos !

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a raise for me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, 1 choco taco and a beer?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you settle for a Coors?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said beer!

I’d rather have a Schlitz that a Coors…

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair to me, I was working overtime and didn’t even get into the mod seat until almost 9:00.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody’s interested in being fair to you, Howie.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The moderator committee needs more estrogen imo.

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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nuh-uh…
there’s no grlz here!!

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You do know that howie’s already there, right?

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True

But if you vote for me I’ll bring pie.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My piemaking skills are pretty well thought of too, fwiw.

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALSO DEAL

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIE OFF

I cheat though and use premade crusts.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually do too

Last time I made the crust out of crushed shortbread cookies though and it was A+++.

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crushed shortbread cookies crust? Grant, give this woman moderator access STAT!

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by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds amazing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be time for another one of them there “recipe threads”

by Merope on Jun 23, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAL

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if this is the only skill test, I would be the champion.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 23, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BURN

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got plenty of estrogen for everyone! You have to bring your own syringe, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the extraction, I mean. I’m still working out the particulars of injection.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TANGOTI

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phew…freedom.

Working nights really sucks for the Giants games. Anyone know if there’s a good service that will text you the important things (runs/big performances/etc.) in game?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game. I don’t know what was up with those other slackers though.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did it hold up when you got so many posts?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fine for me if I left teh tab open but I think it would have taken a long time to load the whole thing if I’d accidentally refreshed or x’d out.

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a fast computer with tons of memory and processosossing, as well as a really fast wi-fi connection, and my computer started to shake when I opened the thread.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think jelly came out of one of the USB ports. I need to look into that.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to look lick into that

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What say you, 1000? Or stay at 500?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it seems like between 500-700 is best.

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really do need an extra moderator for nights like this.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the first time this has happened in the many years we’ve had mods around.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it is.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto had the worst excuse. He was at the game.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sac bunt. iannetta moves to 2nd

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted him to keep going but have the pen ready as he was allowing a ton of baserunners in the mid-innings. I believe they had Romo and Affeldt up at one time (in the 7th?)

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not me

But I thought Tim should have at least gone to the dugout in a timely manner after striking out Giambi in the 4th.

That was even funnier than Pablo tripping on the bases, because it didn’t hurt the team at all. Of course, when you add the slice of cake, Fat Ichiro’s fall becomes funnier than pretty much anything.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me

I am on the record as saying after the 8th that I was mighty wrong.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 24, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies showcasing Garrett Atkins in a pinch hitting role.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

and Atkins goes down looking

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAILcase

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's usually how I do it.

usually.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They mostly come at night

mostly

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to go down swinging sometimes?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He showcased himself by not swinging at 6 straight pitches while striking out

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by norcalnick on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, we were so close to 2,000 posts in the game thread.

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If Grant didn’t make the post game thread, we would have made it.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Kruk just let out a huge “YAAAA-HOOOO!” on the postgame wrap. Revenge for ’89!

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by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a wee bit loud

by Merope on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn’t the wrap on television goddamn it?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

usually away game wraps are not on the tele

by Merope on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Away game ha.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is on tv

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If you’re replying to me, I have CSN Bay Area on right now and I see no wrap. Just their canned highlights show.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCKIES LOSE

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the Rockies are somewhat mortal.

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by GiantBrass on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP

Giants victory
Brewers defeat
Rockies defeat
Mets defeat
Cubs defeat

YESSSSS

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by Yoyo on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Dodgers

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the A’s game tonight and thought the same thing when I saw the final score of that Dodger game.

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by timmeh on Jun 24, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

are we rooting against the Brewers?

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the entire National league is still in that one.

(Offer not valid in Arizona, or Washington DC).

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by oldjacket on Jun 23, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon with a TWSS

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What? no way

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 23, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didnt say TWSS

“They just keep coming and coming and coming”

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

CSN now shows Bruce Bochy press conference.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

New nickname for Timmy?

“Choco Taco”

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by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to reincorporate Choco Tacos into my diet, apparently.

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do they sell those Choco tacos??

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure anymore. I remember about eight years ago Taco Bell sold them.

by deuce deuce on Jun 23, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen one in a really long time.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see them once in a while in liquor stores, or an ice cream truck

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea mostly convenience stores I’d say.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet AM-PM has them. I’d still take an “It’s It” though.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES. It’s It – hard to find in NYC. Maybe I don’t frequent enough corner stores.

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by kennv on Jun 24, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That'll work

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by i love sports101 on Jun 23, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m convinced that Jon Miller is on SOMETHING

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s on the hamburger diet.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 23, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

for which he will gladly repay you next tuesday.

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by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of them love their beer.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Flemming, who enjoys white zin.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum will be a rich, rich man in about 4-5 years

Giants brass should provide him a lifetime supply of choco tacos so 55 won’t be a Yankee ever.

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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 23, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll be 300lbs??

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a lifetime supply of Choco Tacos? Yeah.

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Lincecum will be a rich, rich man in about 4-5 years months

fixed (if the Giants FO knows what’s good for them)

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by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewwwww
who put Damon Bruce on my radio?
ugh….

by Merope on Jun 23, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it wasn’t me.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now you’re banned.

Bruce is an unlistenable doucheface. I’d take Flem at his most droll over any version of Bruce any time.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no question Dave is superior but he doesn’t really communicate well with the callers at that time but I guess you can blame that on half of them being drunk

by baybruin415 on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a good talker, but perhaps he’s just not a good conversationalist? He’s got good chemistry with the other announcers, but perhaps that takes a while to build up.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he really gets screwed by awful call screening when he does that late show. Everytime I’ve heard the show, he has to deal with awful, awful calls, and he always plays it off really nice, even when a call is so bad that it would be impossible to be even a little bit nice about it. Which can be pretty painful.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wouldn’t have been fired had Felipe Alou listened to the entire commentary.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember he even stopped doing the pre-game show!

by baybruin415 on Jun 23, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Damon is trying to be like Krueger. Hindsight can be rose colored, but I remember Larry actually knowing something about baseball. Damon just talks out of his ass all the time. One thing though: he does get the listeners talking. That’s his job.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely agree..

I think KNBR went out of its way to get a guy who would be as similar to Larry as possible.

by baybruin415 on Jun 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar to Larry? Krueger knows about 10,000 times more about baseball in general and the Giants in particular than Damon ever will. It’s too bad that a single stupid and offensive comment ended his radio career.

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by Kitspool on Jun 24, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he still has a show on Sirius or XM. But yeah, effectively, his career was ended.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 24, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

he writes a column for an ideological newspaper in Sacramento, now.

Randy Winn is in time out until his OBP gets back over .330.

by oldjacket on Jun 24, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s such an asshole tonight

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Torres played a nice LF tonight.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahem...

Man, Cheetos commercials make me not want to eat Cheetos. Them, and Cheetos.

Although flaming hots are delicious.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I definitely had flaming hot cheetos for lunch today…

by kimmyg on Jun 23, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the Jalapeño Cheddar over the Flamin’ Hot

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some flaming hot funyons. Pretty good

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where did your other post go? Where did groug’s post go?

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 23, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop talking crazy. You’re crazy.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID MY POST GET CAPTURED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND TAKEN TO A LAB WHERE BRENT SPINER IS WORKING ON IT?

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently there was a response to my (second) post

But now I’ll never know what it was.

THANKS A LOT, HOWIE

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome for whatever it is you’re talking about, which I don’t know what it is.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

howtheyscored responded with something like “I don’t know what you are talking about” again

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 24, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw the stats for Lincecum.

AWESOME.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Worth noting:

The Giants now have five complete games this season, not even halfway through the schedule. They had four all of last season. Timmy and Matt have both become much more efficient pitchers, even while piling up the strikeouts.

Plus it puts less stress on the bullpen, which means the bullpen is fresher, which helps them pitch better, etc. etc…virtuous cycle.

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by Kitspool on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMG

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

EGGNOGEGGNOGEGGNOGEGGNOG

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOGGINNOGGINNOGGINNOGGIN

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOGNOGNOGNOGNOGNOGNOGNOG

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

108 PITCHES

HE SHOULD HAVE THROWN ONE MORE

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Tim is not the McCovey Chronicles superfan we all thought he was.

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had it all worked out to get to 109, but then Renteria accidentally made an out when he was trying to drop the ball to give Lincecum one more pitch to work with.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hate that guy.

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that reminds me

Edgar Renteria really fucking sucks.

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they prefer to be called holes of color*

*Joke copyright Mayor of 311, 1999

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

laughing for real. Thank you.

Usual royalty waived.

This time.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

more efficient... hmmm

Tim is facing more batters per inning this year than last year. My eye told me he was, so a few weeks ago I started looking at the stats, and it’s true. He is facing 4.15 batters/inning this year compared to 4.09 last year. Now, I haven’t done a big statistical analysis, but considering that the theoretical minimum is 3.00 batters/inning, I’m guessing that the difference between 4.09 and 4.15 isn’t nothing. That’s a hypothesis, and it would take someone with more interest to do a league-average study and figure out standard deviations and such.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlucky with hits.

His walk rate is way down and his strikeout rate is the same. He really has been more efficient, and it will show when his BABIP regresses.

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by marcello on Jun 23, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky in love.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop hurtin’ myself….
I can’t stop hurtin’ myself….
I try and I try but I…..

I can’t stahp…

I can’t staaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp….

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Fantasy trade

Should I accept this trade?

Trading: Shin Soo-Choo for Brandon Inge

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to need a comprehensive rundown on your fantasy team to weigh in. Spare no details.

by Dan from NM on Jun 23, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as the players at those positions

I have (sigh) Russell suckit Martin and Barajas at catcher. In the OF I have Choo, Dukes, McCutchen, Victorino, Bruce and Cuddyer, and Ben Zobrist. 1B: Nick Johnson, Panda, Ryan Howard and Casey Blake. 2b: Zobrist and Felipe Lopez. SS: Gordon Beckham, Jason Bartlett, and Miguel Tejada. 3B: Panda, Beckham, Blake and Longoria. Rotation, too? Timmy, Cain, Ubaldo Jimenez, Jair Jurrjens, Dallas Braden, Edwin Jackson and Jake Peavy. RP: Brian Wilson, Bobby Jenks, and Aardsma.

My league uses: 5 OFs and 2b/ss and 1b/3b in addition to 1b, 2b, ss, and 3b, and one utility slot, plus a catcher’s slot.

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by KTJ on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

To avoid the Giants starting pitcher jinx

Please no Cain and Lincecum in the All Star game.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Both will be there. Unless Bilingsley or Haren really start to do something interesting, one of our guys will start, too. Also, Wilson has a really good shot, as does Panda.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Charlie Manuel may go with the local player to start: Chris Carpenter.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Lidge won’t be in the ASG.

by Natto on Jun 24, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Several blown saves and now on the DL? Thanks for setting me straight.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would really, really, really like it ifs Tim & Cain started on 7/10 & 7/11. The All Star manager can go get cannon fodder else were. It would also set the Giants up nicely for coming out of the break.

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by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

make that 7/11 & 7/12

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by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something about Rush?

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by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Boycott Zicam's parent company.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUSH IS AWESOME

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dodgers never ever lose ever!

How many games over .500 will they finish?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 23, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll lose 5 in a row the day Manny returns to the lineup.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

from your mouth to Satan's ears.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN:

BAD TEAMMATE EFFECTS TEAM

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehem

Affects

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was sarcasm so spelling wrong on purpose.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is also a believable ESPN headline as-is.

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by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it would be buried under the big headlines of “YANKEES LOSE, RED SOX WIN”

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that would require some thought on WalrusMan’s part.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was saying Manny would cause the existence of the team.

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the BREAKING NEWS on the ticker now: Manny flies out to right center, walks back to dugout, sits on bench. Stay tuned for more Baseball Coverage!

by baybruin415 on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

even Quickpitch

covered his first “rehab” start in Albuquerque. Exciting stuff.

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by kennv on Jun 24, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand how he is allowed to play. Hello…??!! He’s SUSPENDED ! You don’t lose your license and then a week before it’s reinstated drive around town on a motorcycle. If a TripleA player is suspended does he get to go to DoubleA the week before he’s suspended? Hell if it had been Bonds….

But nooooooooooooooo it’s Manny….. everybody Looooooooooooves Manny.

by Merope on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If a TripleA player is suspended does he get to go to DoubleA the week before he’s suspended?

If a TripleA player is suspended does he get to go to DoubleA the week before he returns from suspension?

d’oh!

by Merope on Jun 24, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

JC Romero was suspended for 50 games and he was allowed a minor league stint.

by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD TEAMMATE, EFFECTS, TEAM

by Natto on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD TEAMMATE, EFFECTS, AND TEAM

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO ANGRY CANNOT TYPE OMGOFLTWTFBBQ

by Dan from NM on Jun 23, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird how I thought you were talking about Burriss, even though that doesn’t even make sense.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Los Gigantes!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

World Series

Anyone else feel it in their gut that our wait will be over within the next few years?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Even if I did, you already jinxed it.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shrug. I don’t believe in jinxes. I do believe in positive and negative energy, though.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither. I’m Buddhist and plan on staying that way.

positiveuphemism was me trying to be clever one day when I grew tired of my old handle.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm not a credentialed theologist; I'm just sayin'

that claiming not to believe in jinxes but believing in +/- energy is inconsistent and dooms you to hell. I just want to know if your punishment is supposed to be crucifixion or mere exile.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

this isn’t gonna be about jesus is it?

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Jun 24, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Guzman’s bat has been ice cold this month.

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by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

was there ever an answer to why he came out of the game early last night/yesterday?
/runs off to check minor lines…

by Merope on Jun 24, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting definitive word from my sources. Right now they don’t know.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t don’t see the it as inconsistent, I think it makes sense to be one or the other. Being positive or negative is an expression, while believing in a jinx is a fear of causing “undue harm” by showing postive or negative emotions. So the people who are expressing themselves don’t believe in jinxes while the people who act like zombies probably do.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 24, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whose gut?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, thanks.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jun 23, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so, but that feeling turned out to be poop.

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by groug on Jun 23, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

The combination of Ryan Howard and Raul Ibanez have hit 42 home runs, one less than the entire Giants team.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

My first reaction: We have 43 home runs?!? That’s about twice as many as I would have guessed!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants aren’t even last in homers. Pittsburgh is.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

making a push for 100 this season!

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'll throw one out there now..

Timmy and Cain have as many wins as their top four starters..what would you guys rather have?

by baybruin415 on Jun 23, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINZ BY STARTING PITCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONLY STAT TO EVALUATE A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 24, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

also it’s fun being at an away game where your fans easily outnumber the home fans and are A LOT louder to boot.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL A'S

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they're not the world's most passionate fans

But when we outhit them, it still blows my mind

Oh my lol A’s lo-lo-lo-lo lol A’s

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could have been better, but my brain is kind of fried anyway, so whatever.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 23, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm.... fried food....

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fried goo?

Is that the way you roll?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 24, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took me a second but then I lol’d.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That stadium really brings out the trashy side of both fanbases. I had two 7 year old girls wearing green and gold “ATHEISTS” shirts yelling “GIANTS SUCK” every other inning sitting right next to me. Their parents didn’t bat an eye. Instead, they were rewarded with kettlecorn.

That said, I wasn’t too classy for yelling back “A’s swallow”…

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 23, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they say this to his family. to californiabone’s family.

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by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right.

I was just jealous cause I didn’t get a kettlecorn myself.

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 24, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

well done! I knew there was more to the quote, but couldn't remember it

(and didn’t bother looking for it; not even sure I would know where to look anymore). Very funny stuff.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

best single line in the history of the dugout.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

So…were they calling the A’s Atheists? I can’t quite put a finger on how that can be a bad nickname for your team or good nickname for your team. It just confuses me altogether.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 23, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the parents were just terrible parents…and not just because they were A’s fans.

They also left in the 6th inning, if that says anything more about them.

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 23, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 year old girls have bed times.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 24, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first baseball game I went to (Oakland A’s versus someone else) we left early, I was probably around 7 years old and there were younger kids with us too. For this reason if I am going to take my kids to a game I try to make it a day game. Barring that we probably leave early from a 7:00 start as well and depending on travel time around the sixth inning sounds about right.

by paboperfecto on Jun 24, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I go with my brother in-law and his two girls (3 and 5) the love watching the game, but as soon as the cotton candy/peanuts/hot dogs have run their course they are done with the game.

One time I went ahead of them for the giants game last year. They showed up, watched the 7th she said daddy can we go I already have my cotton candy!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 24, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

My oldest (six) has sat through several Isotopes games with me so I know he can make it. He would be upset at leaving a game early (and is upset when I make him go to bed when a game is on the computer) but he really doesn’t do well on little sleep.

 He loves baseball, I’m just trying to get him out of the habit of rooting for whatever team is winning at the time. It’s really annoying to come back into the room where the game is on and suddenly he’s rooting for the Dodgers or Angels since they’ve gone ahead. It could be however that he does it just because he knows it bothers me though.

by paboperfecto on Jun 24, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re bad parents because they let their kids root for the A’s, in an A’s game, in the A’s home park?

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 24, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that should be “the A’s’ home park”, but that’s just weird.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 24, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oxford apostrophe.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 24, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eat’s, shoot’s, and leave’s.

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by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first and only time I left a game early was because I had a dentist appointment to go to. It was also this game, which was Noah Lowry’s last regular season start ever, so pretty bad day overall.

by kimmyg on Jun 25, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting in a predominately A’s section. Everyone was loud. Good fun all around. But the groans when Timmy got out of the two innings with based loaded…priceless.

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by timmeh on Jun 24, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must have been sitting on the 3rd base side. When I used to go there to see the Giants and Red Sox, I always sat on the 1st base side because I knew, the visiting fans would be on that side.

by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like being a Red Sox fan in Oakland, a Cowboys fan in Arizona or a fan of any other team in Washington, D.C.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back from the Coliseum

I haven’t been there in years, and boy, let me tell you what a wonderful, family experience the A’s have in that magical stadium. The moment I stepped through the turnstile, I was greeted by shouts of curses and fat sea of people (or a sea of fat people, depending on where you were looking). It really is something special. It took me about half an hour just to get through concession lines. There were lots of Giants fans in attendance, so “Let’s go, Giants!” chants echoed throughout the Coliseum. These were met with adding “SUCK!” to them and feeble cries of “1989 YEAH WHAT”. As we filed out of the stadium, thunderous chants of “Let’s go, Giants!” reverberated throughout the halls, while the A’s fans mostly grumbled under their breath. Good times.

by Natto on Jun 23, 2009 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. I really wanted a beer, but I noticed people who left would miss two innings before making it back to their seats. So no beer for me. :(

The best sequence of chants occurred during the bases loaded situations, where A’s fans were frantic with their cheering, only to be shut down as Giants fans jumped out their seats to applaud the double play! And then it happened again! Woo!

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 23, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still recall a game in 2003 when I stood in line for food, wearing an orange shirt and black pants and black and orange beads. I wasn’t even wearing anything with a Giants logo on it. Some fat woman in an A’s jacket waddled up to me and said, “Bonds does steroids.”

Okay? I’ll give you that one lady, but who gives a flying fuck at that moment? I was hungry. PS Half your team did steroids too. Fuck off.

I hate A’s fans.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take an order of fish n chips and we’ll call it even.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to start walking up to random people on the street and saying, “BONDS DOES STEROIDS” to them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 23, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just FYI

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 23, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

(SOOOO doubting the randomness.)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 23, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to Fenway a couple years ago for a Sox/Rays game with my Giants hat on and I got shit from four different vendors about Bonds. Still got my beers, though.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can totally imagine this scene

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by CB30 on Jun 23, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rachael Leigh Cook as The Baron
John Travolta as Fat Woman #1
Barry Bonds as Himself

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol'd

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 24, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Same rules, no cans/glass, but they’re a little stricter on the bag checks IIRC. I’ve also been questioned if my plastic drink bottles have already been opened. I lied and said no, but they might check.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certain nights in SF (Friday and Saturday nights, A’s, Dodgers games) security is extra tight. No unsealed plastic bottles. You could be patted down, too.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

they definitely check to see if bottles have been opened, the guy examined mine pretty closely tonight.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know. Thanks.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's great

With the victory on Tuesday night, the Giants have clinched the season series by winning their 4th game vs. Oakland. So they could do no worse than 4-2.

by SFGuy on Jun 23, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

34-39 all time vs. the A’s… used to be much closer, but these last few years have been soul-crushing.

by peetah on Jun 24, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's not your guy, buddy

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 24, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's not your buddy, pal

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 24, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Due to Rich Aurilia’s loss, I will lay off of him until one week after his return. So if he starts, I will not be critical. It’s the right thing to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 1:29 AM PDT reply actions  

The right thing to do is for him to not come back at all. Just send a prepared statement through his agent that he had an epiphany and realized that by sacrificing the rest of the season, he would be helping his teammates.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 24, 2009 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure I'm getting what you're saying...

Are you really saying that letting someone start a game in a professional sports league simply to make him feel better, without regard to what’s best for the team, is the right thing to do?

IF that is what you’re saying, I disagree. I am all for humane and respectful treatment of players— but isn’t that what bereavement leave is for? THAT is the team recognizing the human aspects of players’ lives, allowing them to go, paying them for time off, losing them for 5 days out of a 180 day season, accommodating the loss of the player for non-injury reasons on essentially no notice.

Moreover, I just don’t think that the emotional needs of the individual should ever rise above the needs and best interests of the team. (Which is also why the arguments that “Frandsen deserves the shot because he has done everything he’s been asked, been up and down” fall flat with me— his emotional well-being is not persuasive to me, versus pure merit, which are arguments I do listen to.)

Then again, your sentence “It’s the right thing to do” might refer to not criticizing whether he starts, not to starting him. I would disagree there, too, for the same reasons— I would criticize the team for endangering a win for attempting to cater to the emotional well-being of any one player. (I might make an exception for the psychology of a relief pitcher, but that would be situational.)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 24, 2009 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

emotions are overrated

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to get on him until a week after he returns. I still think he should be gone but I won’t say it outloud.

by SFGuy on Jun 24, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

all I have to say

That I hate pretty much every move Brian Sabean has made as a Giant since 1995. Even the ones that worked, I hated.

But +1 Tim Lincecum, I am kinda prepared to forgive him.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 24, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Even the trade that shall not be named is looking a little rosier now.
Francisco Liriano #47
2009 STATS
ERA W-L SO WHIP
5.88 3-8 74 1.57

Boof Bonser #26
2008 STATS
ERA HLD SO WHIP
5.93 2 97 1.48
Injury Note 15-day DL as of Mar 27, 2009 (Right shoulder surgery – out for season)

Joe Nathan #36
2009 STATS
ERA SV SO WHIP
1.63 16 32 0.83

Ok, so it’s still bad. but i don’t cry looking at it anymore. just a little sniffle.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 24, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stil awful when you consider that the Twins, even if those three never threw a single pitch for them again, still got almost thirteen times as much value out of those three (25.1 WAR) than we got out of AJ (2.0 WAR).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m putting my thumb up against my monitor to cover Joe Nathan.

by Natto on Jun 24, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trading for Ellis Burks?
Trading for Nen?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 24, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does every one hate the Hillenbrand trade?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 24, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hillenbrand was a mediocre hitter for a first baseman (and had a history of having poor second halfs – which he did for the Giants) and Accardo’s component stats were far better than his ERA.

He got injured, of course, so the trade doesn’t look quite as bad as it could have, but we sure could have used that 1.5 WAR season out of the pen in 2007 more than we could have used Hillenbrand’s negative half season in 2007.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK that makes sense, that season was lost b/c I was moving

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 24, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, there are some personality reasons why Hillenbrand has jumped around so much. He kind of seems like a dick.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 24, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might I add…

That squad couldn’t even play 500 ball for any length of time from the trade as well. It was just a bad, bad, bad idea to be adding guys with shorter windows to a squad like that by using guys with long windows. Especially short windows guys that have big question marks if they would developed to their ceiling.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 25, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Gibbons didn't hate it

THIS IS A SINKING SHIP
PLAY FOR YOURSELF

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 24, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

he Nats: the most illiterate org in baseball

a couple of cross posts, but these were too good. the jerseys we all saw already, but the rain delay sign, bobblehead and season ticket holde® gift are too much haha





Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

good lord.

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 24, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder they’re in last place.

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by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a whole lot of fail.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all the Nationals know

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by groug on Jun 24, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh also..

…cool website.

http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/index.html

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

That

is an awesome website.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 24, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is NO WAY that score would only be 4-3. The Boss’ FB is 45mph at most and far too readable (based off of an observation from 25 years ago of the Glory Days video).

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 24, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome game to be at.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 24, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice…

How’d you get by Super Macho Man?

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by ResDog on Jun 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Change up in the face

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 24, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

best

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, take THAT, Javier Vasquez!

by Natto on Jun 24, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

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