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Zito practices looking intense daily in his apartment.

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Zito practices looking intense daily in his apartment.

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That was old school Ishy

swinging at breaking balls in the dirt.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Front row!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo can hit a baseball

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishikawa is on a 600 PA pace for 2.4 wins! Holy league average first baseman, batman.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost competence with the bat!

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Allow me to quote Taking Back Sunday

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this,
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Couldn’t you just quote Star Wars twice?

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we’re leaving too many men in scoring position. Please don’t come back and haunt us.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SWEET FANCY MOSES

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Protip

Let classy get it

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Talk to each other, knuckleheads

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Breath….Breath.

Do you think they heard Kuip?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

quiet you.

it didn’t happen.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant his LOOK OUT yell.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

i’m just listening on the radio

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This pleases me.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice save by Ishi there

that throw was Renter-ASTIC

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

This is why I still like Ishi

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long have you been holding onto that one?

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not as long as I wish...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT A PLAY!Q

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito with the glove!

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh wow

that was a good play

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I LIKE THIS ZITO

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT THE BIZZITO

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Attaboy, Barry.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You must be so proud on fathers day

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Atheletic's was right?

Not so much last outing though

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If it comes up, do we pinch hit for Zito?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you die now

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends.

I mean you Aurilia realy be an imprvement?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahhahahahaa

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

Zito’s got me sweatin’ like a pimp with one ho

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so, you’re sweating like Ice T?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Zito has the CGSHO going, nothing else.

by i wish we were good on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is by far the most bittersweet Giants game I have ever watched

by Kestrel76 on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great play!

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

79 pitches, not bad

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That wasnt a seed Kruk

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dibs on left

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have been interested 15 years ago

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i heart giants slutz

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have shorts older than them.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hasn’t this picture been used since like 2007

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The one on the left kinda has a bulge

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just makes her hotter!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The orb front-ass

A dane cook bit I actually liked

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad.

/ eats crow

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only the Giants would prefer swinging and missing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PUT IT IN PLAY

NOT GONNA WALKOFF WITH WALKS

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its depressing

Apparently, GRM is Brian Sabean’s handle.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop with that

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ballpark is eerily silent

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think everyone is holding their breath

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit a homerun, Eli. Just a suggestion.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It looks like he is poopin

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beat me darn it!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that guy!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gross

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caption is..

“I’m Pooping!”

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah… I don’t know what’s going on, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it.” – Lou Piniella

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I’m going to go ahead and take the same approach with the Zito catcher thing as I do the Rowand leadoff thing:

I don’t care if it’s probably coincidence, as long as it’s working, keep it going.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea completely agree

by Kestrel76 on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can live with this

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ditto

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

" When you believe in things you don’t understand , Superstition rules your hand."

That said I’ll know on wood and hope it keeps on, keeping on.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus, Bengie being out of the lineup is a positive these days.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, thats coffee in a tea commercial

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They only contain trace amounts of coffee and/or tea

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Who's got game now?"

Not you. You’re a dork.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gah DAVE

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh… stop it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amy?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mentioning things that shouldn’t be mentioned.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuip drops a flirt line on Amy G

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

leadoff walk. super

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just setting up the DP

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, guys, what do you try for in bowling?

STRIKES

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just try not to gutter.

by SeeingStars on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats not what you want to do

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Amy is an ultimate ball babe."

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK ME

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, come on.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

I thought it was foul.

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooow, just like that

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rt"JKS:SDLJG:Lrjds;fjsfkjddl;fskjfdasdsfd

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking hell how did that stay in?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZITO BEING ZITO

why are we surprised?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I BLAME AMY G

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BARRY ZITO HAS RETIRED 10 IN A ROW BARRY ZITO HAS RETIRED 10 IN A ROW BARRY ZITO HAS RETIRED 10 IN A ROW NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

Hey look, I’m a Giant’s announcer!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit-tastic

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

meh, that was fair

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now Zito can be pinch hiot for

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Needs to be a runner on first for Richie to hit.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew it would be Andruw Jones, didn’t want to say it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see the Old Giants Zito is back.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walks will kill you

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ty Randy

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I liked it when he had the no-hitter going.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Andruw Jones, rapist.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, Dwight. I’d be more excited except I’m a little meh right now.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bullpen activity maybe?

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FTW

for the Winn

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now Zito wont even get a win

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants offense

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do

he deserves it

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't going to say anything but..

Flem did mention he had given up no hits during the giants half of the 6th..i blame FLem

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and when they came up

“Texas still looking for their first hit”

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you’re right..it’d also make the contract look a little better

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My fault. Just turned on the radio feed at work. My bad.

by Grant on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT GRANT

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant, what exactly do you do?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he directs porn

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Property manager at an apartment farm. I could have Mon.-Fri., but I work weekends so I can watch my daughter two days during the week.

by Grant on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He cares for Llamas

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that’s my boss.

by Grant on Jun 21, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're fired

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant molests no-hitters.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce, please take him out
Go bullpen!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame this thread

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm coming clean

I told my mom he was throwing a no-hitter before the inning started.

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin’ Andruw Jones. What is he even doing in the league? Didn’t he hit .087 last year?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How much are the Dodgers paying him this year?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get the bullpen up already

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, Zito is NOT going to lead off the bottom of the 7th

Nate the Great is.

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I get the feeling I’m gonna die before I see a Giants no-hitter

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think The Count as thrown the only one I remember.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the last one

1976

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy will get one

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Paul O’Neill.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ a billion

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balls

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I DONT WANT ANOTHER LOOK AT THE HOMERUN

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend said “I don’t hear you bitchin’ about Zito now” after the play he made last inning. That has changed.

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great game, Zito. Sorry you won’t win.

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Schierholtz pinch hit time!

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck that shit

Zito couldn’t even get the standing O after the hit

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck that shit

Zito can’t even put up ERAs better than 4.5 despite being paid 20 million a year.

by kingofthacove on Jun 21, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PHOTOSHOPPED: NOT REAL

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my daughter is sleeping right now =/

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as she's taking a rally nap

as long as she’s taking a rally nap

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

twice is nice

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s pretty rad. In a game the Giants have two runs on five hits, Panda is 2 for 2 with 2 doubles

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate, I think you should just go ahead and hit a homerun.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm shocked Nate is in

It wasn’t a double-switch!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If they get to Winn in the order

they will double switch

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mealwood’s tried the same thing three pitches in a row.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Currently on the front page of sfgiants.com:

“Zito blanking Rangers in hit column”

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve got parental block turned off. Mine says

“Zito fucking Rangers in hit column”

not sure what that means, exactly

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see what you did there

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate leads the league in pinch hits with.

FUCK YOU, MATT STAIRS!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs is a Dodger killing hero

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Giants get into the Rangers ’Pen.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fack

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah…nice AB though

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Nate…

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha I forgot about that

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL RANGERS

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL CRUZ

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'MON VETS AT THE TOP OF THE LINEUP

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Next time you complain about Lewis

take time to consider how HORRIBLE most outfielders are

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now would be a good time for the Rally Gar to surface.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You think Rent could do one useful thing today?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more like hope..pray..

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it worked!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ checks supply of fuzzy woodland animals.

We just might have a good chance here.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was an error?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It should be

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unnecessary slide

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howry?

are you kidding me?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not Affeldt

He didn’t pitch yesterday.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't he?

or was he just warming up?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Predict where the weak ground ball goes!

I’m thinking 2B… he’ll go oppo

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Very pretty, Edgar.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did I mention

I hate hit and runs?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of all the "small ball" tactics it is the weakest in my opinion..

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy's obsession with the hit -and-run is ridiculous

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s more of an obsession with staying out of the DP

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lord forbid you build the line up to lessen your DP chances in the first place.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAR!

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got here – I was looking for the discourse on sophism vs. the Socratic method, but apparently this thread was mislabeled.

In that case, I would really like to see a run score this inning, please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. I feel a little duped. But I guess the baseball is enjoyable.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott with the baserunning.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHEA

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omfg

WHY IS HE SO CLUTCH (kinda)

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is the MINI BUFFALO RANCH CHICKEN SANDWICH song in anyone else’s head.

No, well now it is.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like the mini burger song better

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for reals

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way Better Mini burger son is bleah

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean Buffalo ranch chicke

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been doing the dance ever since the no-hitter was broken up

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve actually been singing it quite a bit today, and I havent’ seen the damn commercial in a couple days.

I also do the dance.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WE MAKE THE PHONES…sorry, can’t hear you… WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WE MAKE THE PHONES…

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now may head is doing a mix version of the two songs

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renteria

Occasionally non-useless

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Saltalamacchia rock the jew fro?

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I will slap my mama if Dwight gets this run in

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

she’s safe

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slap her and slap her good.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry mom

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come here bitch!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET TO SLAPPIN!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Howry is up eh?

I’d prefer Medders or Affeldt – (I understand Wilson pitched 3 IP in 2 days, and Romo pitched 2 straight days), but I guess I understand.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Winn is up

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Situational hitting...

Randy’s the perfect man for the job.

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hitting, not missing

I think you may be confused.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on randy

get the ball out of the infield

by UnstoppableTurtle on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He seems shorter than 6’ 2"

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn

Can still hit left handed

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP SUCKING

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Randy!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chasing high fastballs

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE SEES HIM WELL

/swingthrough

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Breaking ball in the dirt

I’m calling it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don’t DP

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Were those as high as gameday says they wereZ

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

About letter high. Just above the hands

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on, Randy

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINN!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT A DP!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU STAY CLASSY

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things- Russell Baker. Almost hard to believe he wasn't talking about the DH.

by Die Hard on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit Randy!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Work him, Classy, Work him!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YIPPEE AYE AY

MINI SIRLOIN BIRGERS!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I tried those the other week

They’re awful still like the ad tho

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAHHHHHH

DWIGHT

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I didn’t expect him to come through

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

make it a, a-ha-ha... LAUGHER Pablo

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO PANDA

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval 400-ft dong right here

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Impressive.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aesthetics only. Pretty useless

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up