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Open Gameday Thread Part 2

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That was old school Ishy

swinging at breaking balls in the dirt.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Front row!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo can hit a baseball

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa is on a 600 PA pace for 2.4 wins! Holy league average first baseman, batman.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost competence with the bat!

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allow me to quote Taking Back Sunday

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this,
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn’t you just quote Star Wars twice?

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re leaving too many men in scoring position. Please don’t come back and haunt us.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET FANCY MOSES

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Protip

Let classy get it

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Talk to each other, knuckleheads

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Breath….Breath.

Do you think they heard Kuip?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

quiet you.

it didn’t happen.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant his LOOK OUT yell.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

i’m just listening on the radio

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pleases me.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice save by Ishi there

that throw was Renter-ASTIC

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

This is why I still like Ishi

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long have you been holding onto that one?

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as long as I wish...

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT A PLAY!Q

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE THIS ZITO

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT THE BIZZITO

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Barry.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You must be so proud on fathers day

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atheletic's was right?

Not so much last outing though

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If it comes up, do we pinch hit for Zito?

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

you die now

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends.

I mean you Aurilia realy be an imprvement?

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahhahahahaa

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Zito’s got me sweatin’ like a pimp with one ho

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

so, you’re sweating like Ice T?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Zito has the CGSHO going, nothing else.

by i wish we were good on Jun 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is by far the most bittersweet Giants game I have ever watched

by Kestrel76 on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great play!

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

79 pitches, not bad

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasnt a seed Kruk

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Dibs on left

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been interested 15 years ago

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heart giants slutz

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have shorts older than them.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t this picture been used since like 2007

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one on the left kinda has a bulge

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just makes her hotter!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The orb front-ass

A dane cook bit I actually liked

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad.

/ eats crow

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Giants would prefer swinging and missing

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IT IN PLAY

NOT GONNA WALKOFF WITH WALKS

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

its depressing

Apparently, GRM is Brian Sabean’s handle.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop with that

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The ballpark is eerily silent

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i think everyone is holding their breath

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit a homerun, Eli. Just a suggestion.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like he is poopin

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat me darn it!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guy!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption is..

“I’m Pooping!”

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… I don’t know what’s going on, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it.” – Lou Piniella

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m going to go ahead and take the same approach with the Zito catcher thing as I do the Rowand leadoff thing:

I don’t care if it’s probably coincidence, as long as it’s working, keep it going.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea completely agree

by Kestrel76 on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can live with this

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

" When you believe in things you don’t understand , Superstition rules your hand."

That said I’ll know on wood and hope it keeps on, keeping on.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, Bengie being out of the lineup is a positive these days.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, thats coffee in a tea commercial

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

They only contain trace amounts of coffee and/or tea

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Who's got game now?"

Not you. You’re a dork.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

gah DAVE

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh… stop it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mentioning things that shouldn’t be mentioned.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip drops a flirt line on Amy G

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

leadoff walk. super

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

just setting up the DP

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, guys, what do you try for in bowling?

STRIKES

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I just try not to gutter.

by SeeingStars on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats not what you want to do

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

"Amy is an ultimate ball babe."

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ME

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

no way

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

...

I thought it was foul.

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wooooooooow, just like that

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

rt"JKS:SDLJG:Lrjds;fjsfkjddl;fskjfdasdsfd

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking hell how did that stay in?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ZITO BEING ZITO

why are we surprised?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME AMY G

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BARRY ZITO HAS RETIRED 10 IN A ROW BARRY ZITO HAS RETIRED 10 IN A ROW BARRY ZITO HAS RETIRED 10 IN A ROW NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER

Hey look, I’m a Giant’s announcer!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit-tastic

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Zito can be pinch hiot for

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs to be a runner on first for Richie to hit.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it would be Andruw Jones, didn’t want to say it.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I see the Old Giants Zito is back.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks will kill you

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ty Randy

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it when he had the no-hitter going.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Andruw Jones, rapist.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Dwight. I’d be more excited except I’m a little meh right now.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

bullpen activity maybe?

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FTW

for the Winn

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Zito wont even get a win

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i do

he deserves it

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't going to say anything but..

Flem did mention he had given up no hits during the giants half of the 6th..i blame FLem

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and when they came up

“Texas still looking for their first hit”

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right..it’d also make the contract look a little better

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fault. Just turned on the radio feed at work. My bad.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT GRANT

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, what exactly do you do?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he directs porn

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Property manager at an apartment farm. I could have Mon.-Fri., but I work weekends so I can watch my daughter two days during the week.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're fired

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant molests no-hitters.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce, please take him out
Go bullpen!

Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head

by titofuentes4 on Jun 21, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame this thread

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm coming clean

I told my mom he was throwing a no-hitter before the inning started.

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin’ Andruw Jones. What is he even doing in the league? Didn’t he hit .087 last year?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How much are the Dodgers paying him this year?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get the bullpen up already

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Zito is NOT going to lead off the bottom of the 7th

Nate the Great is.

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I get the feeling I’m gonna die before I see a Giants no-hitter

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think The Count as thrown the only one I remember.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the last one

1976

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy will get one

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, Paul O’Neill.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT WANT ANOTHER LOOK AT THE HOMERUN

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

My girlfriend said “I don’t hear you bitchin’ about Zito now” after the play he made last inning. That has changed.

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Great game, Zito. Sorry you won’t win.

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Schierholtz pinch hit time!

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that shit

Zito couldn’t even get the standing O after the hit

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that shit

Zito can’t even put up ERAs better than 4.5 despite being paid 20 million a year.

by kingofthacove on Jun 21, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHOTOSHOPPED: NOT REAL

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

my daughter is sleeping right now =/

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as she's taking a rally nap

as long as she’s taking a rally nap

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

twice is nice

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty rad. In a game the Giants have two runs on five hits, Panda is 2 for 2 with 2 doubles

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, I think you should just go ahead and hit a homerun.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm shocked Nate is in

It wasn’t a double-switch!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

If they get to Winn in the order

they will double switch

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mealwood’s tried the same thing three pitches in a row.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Currently on the front page of sfgiants.com:

“Zito blanking Rangers in hit column”

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got parental block turned off. Mine says

“Zito fucking Rangers in hit column”

not sure what that means, exactly

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate leads the league in pinch hits with.

FUCK YOU, MATT STAIRS!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Stairs is a Dodger killing hero

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

true.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Giants get into the Rangers ’Pen.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fack

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Nate…

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

haha I forgot about that

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RANGERS

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CRUZ

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON VETS AT THE TOP OF THE LINEUP

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Next time you complain about Lewis

take time to consider how HORRIBLE most outfielders are

by superk1ng on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time for the Rally Gar to surface.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You think Rent could do one useful thing today?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

more like hope..pray..

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it worked!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ checks supply of fuzzy woodland animals.

We just might have a good chance here.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was an error?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It should be

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unnecessary slide

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry?

are you kidding me?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

not Affeldt

He didn’t pitch yesterday.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't he?

or was he just warming up?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predict where the weak ground ball goes!

I’m thinking 2B… he’ll go oppo

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

did I mention

I hate hit and runs?

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Of all the "small ball" tactics it is the weakest in my opinion..

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's obsession with the hit -and-run is ridiculous

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s more of an obsession with staying out of the DP

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord forbid you build the line up to lessen your DP chances in the first place.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAR!

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here – I was looking for the discourse on sophism vs. the Socratic method, but apparently this thread was mislabeled.

In that case, I would really like to see a run score this inning, please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. I feel a little duped. But I guess the baseball is enjoyable.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott with the baserunning.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEA

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg

WHY IS HE SO CLUTCH (kinda)

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the MINI BUFFALO RANCH CHICKEN SANDWICH song in anyone else’s head.

No, well now it is.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i like the mini burger song better

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

for reals

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way Better Mini burger son is bleah

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Buffalo ranch chicke

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been doing the dance ever since the no-hitter was broken up

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve actually been singing it quite a bit today, and I havent’ seen the damn commercial in a couple days.

I also do the dance.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WE MAKE THE PHONES…sorry, can’t hear you… WE MAKE THE PHONES RING WE MAKE THE PHONES…

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now may head is doing a mix version of the two songs

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria

Occasionally non-useless

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Saltalamacchia rock the jew fro?

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I will slap my mama if Dwight gets this run in

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

she’s safe

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slap her and slap her good.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry mom

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come here bitch!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET TO SLAPPIN!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Howry is up eh?

I’d prefer Medders or Affeldt – (I understand Wilson pitched 3 IP in 2 days, and Romo pitched 2 straight days), but I guess I understand.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, Winn is up

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Situational hitting...

Randy’s the perfect man for the job.

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hitting, not missing

I think you may be confused.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems shorter than 6’ 2"

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn

Can still hit left handed

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SUCKING

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Randy!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HE SEES HIM WELL

/swingthrough

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking ball in the dirt

I’m calling it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Were those as high as gameday says they wereZ

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 21, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

About letter high. Just above the hands

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on, Randy

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A DP!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU STAY CLASSY

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

holy crap

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things- Russell Baker. Almost hard to believe he wasn't talking about the DH.

by Die Hard on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Randy!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Work him, Classy, Work him!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YIPPEE AYE AY

MINI SIRLOIN BIRGERS!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried those the other week

They’re awful still like the ad tho

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAHHHHHH

DWIGHT

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t expect him to come through

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval 400-ft dong right here

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Aesthetics only. Pretty useless

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more hero tabs for him

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

400 foot dong

John Holmes eat your heart out

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

make this lead Howry proof

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love JT

“That’s a great at bat. Those are two veteran guys with an idea of what they’re trying to do…..to each other.”

by baybruin415 on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s chase this ex brave out here gang.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit balls

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi Due.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Pablo can be gotten out

Didn’t seem likely, but it happens occasionally.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, Pablo :(

You timed your doubles poorly

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

cove me baby

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was hittable for Panda

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Glam.com and why is it sucking up my McC connection?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just downloaded, installed, and added it to Ad Block.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Millwood still in? The Rangers think he’s Nolan Ryan part 2, huh?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to get him the win

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan is an anti-porcelainite.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he banned pitch counts in the Rangers’ minor league system

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem w/ some wtf analysis of OPS there.

by cakes on Jun 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

breaking ball is coming here.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

just don’t swing at that shit, Travis

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING ME MILLWOOD’S HEAD. Now please.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Trav!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he eating his glove?

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

pls don't swing at breaking ball in dirt, Ishi!~

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the font of the names on the Ranger jerseys….It’s like Hicks said “Take times new roman, and make it more…Texas-y”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck..he’s no Andruw Jones

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

don’t do that to me Travis

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It bounced back in fair, that counts. Please

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew that was foul, but the fan’s reaction made me think I was wrong

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING ME MILLWOOD’S HEAD. Now please.

Almost Ishi. Almost.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I had visions of a base clearing double.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

you need to get your eyes checked out

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

listening to Flem has it drawbacks.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 21, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Kruk just say “If your barrel and balls are that close together”?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

travis…

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

There were six or seven balls in that at bat.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis just earned some more playing time...

for Rich Aurilia

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, it is better to GiDP inside of 5 pitches. Don’t want the post game spread getting cold after all.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh fuck Crap fuck travis… sigh

McC makes me laugh.

by cakes on Jun 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was exciting.

I think i would trade a Aurilia GiDP for that any day of the week.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you much.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Affeldt here?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He is probably going to close

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

so they’re expecting a scoreless inning from Howry?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

96mph?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we trade Howry for Roberto Hernandez again?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Or even Danny Darwin?

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not Wilson Alvarez

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 21, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Game

I will repeat this for every Rangers out without giving up a run for the duration of this game

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Look! It’s the asian Dana Jacobsen!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This kinda feels like the A’s series all over again. Maybe tommorow can be Angels series part deux?

by i wish we were good on Jun 21, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry throwing hard today

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So besides Sanchez, would Lincecum be the least likely starter to throw a no hitter?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 21, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sir, I don’t like it.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little longer...

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

now they’re being smart. They showed Kinsler’s HR yesterday AFTER Howry got him out

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes! Giants Pitching Unit.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the pitches have been close.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oi

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least he had to hit his way on.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Howry got out Kinsler and Young in the same inning.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Broken clocks and blind squirrels.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Good.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HOWRY SEZ: NO RUNZ FOR YOU!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a bad inning

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get an Elvis Andrus of our own?

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe in 15 years.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let Howry pitch the ninth. He has a saves clause in his contract.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Lefty against Lefty?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

remember that next time you put in Winn against a lefty, Bochy.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get off me, ball!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait a min - if Affeldt was available, why didn't he pitch?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson after a 2 inning outing yesterday.

Not wise

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

atta boy flew

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis

again RBI fail total

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA him! Why is he still on the team? 5th of in AAA – at best. etc…etc..etc..

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s obviously going to shut us down, but wasn’t Guardado finished five years ago?

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

garage

garbage

FTFY

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jun 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of Richard Aurilia

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds go boom in Seattle

Felix Hernandez just got Cained

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me guess. Aurilia on deck?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s just win this game..I’m now tired of watching it.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 21, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

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by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

balls

i do like the aggressiveness though

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have liked the move earlier in the game. At this point I kind think It better work or your a goat.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why am i not shocked

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

is eddie g related to amy g?

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s funny when they give the guy an “everyday” nickname because they use him so much, and then he breaks down.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Wilson was going to close, why did Howry pitch the eighth?

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by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That has me puzzled as well

Not to mention that Wilson pitched 2 innings yesterday

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 21, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson is pushing for the ASG

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy didn’t want to use Romo 3 days in a row

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t explain why Affeldt wasn’t used.

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by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boulderhead wanted a RHP against Kinsler and Young?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s the reason. Mr. Percentages strikes again

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by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s my thought, but there’s so much room in Bochy’s melon that there’s probably some lame reason in there. He probably wanted to get Howry some work.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

All-Star closer Brian Wilson to attempt to become the sole leader of saves in the National League.

by i wish we were good on Jun 21, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

melon head replaces Lewis with Torres

Why does he think Lewis is a bad defender?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope that is sarcasm.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Lewis is bad

but I do think Torres is better

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

1

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip made that sound scarier than it was.

by non sequitur on Jun 21, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip gets excited for routine flyball

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This is scary

No baserunners?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this park

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Kuiper kidding?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

2

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hush you!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Finsh him!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

that slider was wicked

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

delorean is standing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

3!!!!!!!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE SWEEPS BY THE GIANTS

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEEP!!!!!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

zito win?! wewt.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance! Dance!! DANCE!!

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

I’m a little tipsy nao~

by jctGamer on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Or are you?!

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by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh c’mon, now it’s time for the celebratory drinking!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wade Boggs, he ain’t.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this is an odd team

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"Nice Signature" - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

weird home-stand, 3 sweeps.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

We don't fuck around with split series

WE SWEEP OR GET SWEPT GODDAMMIT

That’s just how we roll.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers fans gotta love the Giants

Get swept by the Angles then sweep the Rangers

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson didn’t suck!

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve stopped getting nervous when Wilson comes in.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

3 sweeps! And 2 of them good ones!

36-31 - Giants Series Record: 14-6-3, 10-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 21, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

On average we won two of three each series

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, the Rangers fans have to be pissed at us.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lookin at their blog

Looks more like they’re pissed at their own team

by Shoeless on Jun 21, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Our bullpen is so deliciously awesome

by snafu on Jun 21, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito gets the well deserved win

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sell?

:P

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

affirmative

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All star!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no walks since June 5 (6 appearances).

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 21, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We take the lead in the wild card!!!

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 21, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rangers make me happy I am a Giants fan.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Today the Giants make me happy to be a Giants fan. I would like to get use to that again. It has been a while.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

very true

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, the AL west sux.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 21, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like the Angels series never happened.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, meant to reply to RX.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 21, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nods

I can fully understand why the M’s are reluctant to sell. If the Angles don’t get it together and take off that division could be had. Possibly with an 86 win season.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 21, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona just gave up a run – Seattle ties at 2

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 21, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat OakTown!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Take away Texas' bandbox ballpark

And they are very beatable.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Give me the anagram of “SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WILD CARD LEADERS”

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FARCICAL, SADDENING, STAR COWARDLINESS

Anagrammer remains unconvinced.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 21, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very profound!

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 21, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAZY STATISTIC

The Giants have the third best record in the NL

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 21, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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