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BAH.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Matt Cain.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HE THOUGHT HE WAS OUT BUT THEY KEEP PULLING HIM BACK IN

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS AN AMAZING USE OF COUNT LEVERAGE BY RENTERIA!

by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No WiFi at the ranch?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this thread.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

good job you fucks

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK! Poor Matt Cain indeed. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain got Cain’d

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/looks around…

So is this the thread where they’re keeping the Panda’s homeruns??

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the first time Cain got Cain’d this year?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Gallardo is a good pitcher, so the Giants will score some runs.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson vs. Romo shouldn’t be a debate in this situation, but unfortunately I have no idea who they will bring in.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Situation Wilson

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Franny and Bowkermania just went back 2 back., It was the second HR tonight for Bowker

by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

KEVIN FRANDSEN WOULD BE BAD IN THE MAJORS BECAUSE ZIPS SAYS SO

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs hasn’t been bad. Give him a shot, why not.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Wilson pitching in a freaking tie game??

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy ball

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson in a tie game. If he blows it, Bochy should be fired right after the game.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a pretty standard use of closers

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitcher’s park just saved Wilson

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this ballpark sometimes

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

the wind is blowing out to right field, maybe we should have put a few lefties in the lineup?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i kinda like downs

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

as funny as this is to us this will not fly outside McCoven

by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really not a big fan of this nickname.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yes

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THE SYNDROME!

35-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I GOT THE SYNDROME!!!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2001

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause bochy would never replace a veteran

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be disrespectful

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie wouldn’t be able to hear him anyway.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWNS!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNS!

Also People needs to gtf over Wilson pitching in tie games. This is his job. If he fucks it up again, yeah, that’s a problem but Bochy should in no way avoid using him in tie games.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

iawtc

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bochy is always wrong and needs to be fired no matter what!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is still true, though

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Wilson was so much better than anyone else in the bullpen, you would be right. However he isn’t, so the way he has struggled in those situations is an important consideration

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn’t better than anyone else but he is one of our top 2 or 3 relievers, regardless of his struggles. And he’s been lights out lately. He’s a good choice to pitch right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Brian Wilson wants to consider himself a quality reliever, he should be able to handle this situation.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants don’t need to care what Brian Wilson thinks about himself. They need to send out the pitcher who gives them the best chance of winning. In this case, Sergio Romo would have been the guy to send out there.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I can’t disagree with that. Romo>Wilson

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many beers until Kuip calls Downs the Syndrome?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

13th inning

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

walkoff next inning.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLOT TWIST

Kuip = SFGuy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on D-Wilson, finish him.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Aurilia just bought himself 20 more starts in July.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. nice going richie... travis woulda done the same ;)

props to you anyway =)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson got a 1-2-3 inning! Fire Bochy!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He should still be fired

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!!! Fire the manager!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are one of those “try to reason with the gamethreaders” aren’t you, Sisyphus?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole “we can be irrational if we want and if you call us out on it you’re an idiot” thing has never flown for me.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How unfortunate for you. Your life must be really frustrating

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the looks of it, my life seems to be relatively stress free.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although you seem to stress about critical posts…

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Just point out the fallacies. Try again.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep the faith

One of these days, the entire gamethread community is going to read one of your sunshine missives and think, “Gee, that Cheno guy is right. I am never going to post based on my initial reactions ever again!”

I like your optimism

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRSTIES

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, just missed it

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same goes to every time somebody calls a member of the media an idiot for writing something you disagree with.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call them idiots anyway.

Mostly because they are.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t speak for anyone else, but when I call a sportswriter an idiot, it’s because he deserves it. The most recent terrible article is generally evidence.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's what the GameThread is for

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a good place to write “fuck” as much as you want

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice play!

Now you can DFA him going out on a high note.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

“Aurillia, strapping on the leather!”

images. do. not. want.

35-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That was shock not excitment in Kuip’s voice about the Richie grab.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie!

Occasionally useful!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

which hitter is the walkoff winner?

by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

sandoval, duh.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now would be a good time for the Giants to score a run.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE FUCKING PLAY

…unfortunately he just earned himrself another month on the team.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE WITH THE LEATHER

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i miss this show.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As do we all.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ 1 million

35-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially since it kept him from making movies like Year One

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leather daddy

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you could say I’m “buy-curious”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For everyone shitting on Bochy, you realize anyone we get to replace him won’t do a better job right? It’s not like there’s another Tony LaRussa sitting out there for us to hire.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LaRussa is your go to good manager?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have a sub .300 obp versus lefties this year.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

If someone .gif'd the Pablo walkoff

I would never stop watching it

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

hey let’s walk off and go pound some bud

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

by greatgiantfan on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kudos to Flem

for saying that Pablo has had a “Game-winning, Game-ending” Home Run this season, avoiding that “other term.”

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

35-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

please don’t hit it on the ground

by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT ICHIRO!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that guy!

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, not good enough

just gives Molina the DP opportunity

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo = Good

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This will end in tears.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

not gonna celebrate til pablo gets to at least 2nd. :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi homered off of O’Day yesterday. Do you think Bochy can remember that far back?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

plz

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitcher isn’t coming up soon, so it doesn’t really matter to him.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

noes.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

n

he can easily sac bunt into a double play

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fake bunt

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia’s up?

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina bunt? what what what??

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Pandas steal bases?

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yah. he haz speeed

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can it legitimately be called a "Hit and Run"

with Pablo and Bengie involved?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit and jog?

hit and waddle?

by zuma420 on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo can move.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

swing and move

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit and roll

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop, drop and roll

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't try it.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad Francisco’s out of there. He’s the best guy in the Rangers’ pen.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PENCH RUN W/ DAVE ROBERTS!!

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HE STOLE THAT BASE!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand with the rally gamer clap!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more aaron rowand shots

by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Flash the HR sign, Flan.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Flan is not as good as pie

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUN DINGERZ.EXE!!

Cleanup hitterzzz

by zuma420 on Jun 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

saw that coming

35-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

gah

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

fail.

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurray for not a double play

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a double play

Great success!

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL IT'S BETTER THAN A DOUBLE PLAY

cleanup hitter raawggjl

Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.

by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty pitch.

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by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

randy winn hitz gud left handed.

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I wish Ellis Burks was up right now

Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we’ll be seeing Mr. Whiteside tomorrow.

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Redeem yourself here Randy

If you hit into another double play I’m gonna make a crude voodoo doll of you

by MbahABako on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he didn’t hit into a DP, and he has Winn up against a righty

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by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

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yay he can bat lefty!

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I canz haz a hitz?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

time to stop sucking Randy.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH.

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Good job Panda.

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by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy fuckin sucks

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Randy Winn

San Francisco Giant

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ARGHHHHH

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

nice fucking job

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by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, Randy

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NO WAY

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Fuck this game, I’m out to stuff my face with food. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s always Scott.

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Without class

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I was enjoying the blank-screen-and-muzak thing that NBC had going for like 30 seconds there.

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Uh, did anyone else’s TV just go black and play some mildly inspiring music for like 15 seconds before going to commercial?

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

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Us too, I just thought maybe the local station was slow putting our local commercials on.

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MLB.tv didn’t do that for the SF feed.

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Brian Sabean fail

worst 4-5 hitters ever

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the segway music just had a mini jam out to a blank screen in my area

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Voodoo Doll

OK one voodoo doll for me, who else wants one?

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HEY LITTLE GIRL, YOU DON’T GET TO CRITICIZE LINCECUM’S MECHANICS. YOU’RE NOT HIS DAD.

OR SHARKSROG

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Sandoval two bad plays on the bases in two days

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rob deer

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Look! It’s a full-count-a-thon!

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DAVIS

LOL

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I’m beginning to suspect Chris Davis might not solve the Giants’ offensive problems.

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he’s helping solve Wilson’s control problem

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at least he won’t hit into many DP’s

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Hmm, has Wilson been doing anything different or just better luck?

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Still getting to 3-2 all the time. Getting out of it though.

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I think it’s mostly luck. He hasn’t really been walking people all year.

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Omar's going into the cove

for a swim

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hypothetical: omar hits the GW HR

are you even mad?

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I’d be too stunned to be mad.

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by the time I got over the shock, it’d be time for tomorrow’s game to start.

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Hey! a 0-2 to a 3-2

I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

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that will be the name of Brian Wilson’s autobiography

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Wouldn’t be a bad title if your life goes from riches to rags.

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by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

vizquel sure hustled down the line hard :O

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GAMER

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Only if he slid head first

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They’ll end up winning 20 out of 21.

Then they’ll be shitty for a year and a half.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, not against Pittsburgh.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize Brandon Boggs was black.

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by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I mixed him up w/ Jason Boggs yesterday.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Botts?

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by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

same thing.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the gritty walkoff

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WALKOFF 4 BASE ERROR

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Nice job in a tie game, Wilson

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by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BOGGS

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson getting his domination on.

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by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not? We’re the Giants

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right. let me get the popcorn ready for the 11th

by baybruin415 on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s win it here. I don’t want to see Kinsler and Young again

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by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

good idea

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PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ONLY USE THEIR PHONES FOR CALLS ARE ALL LIARS AND JEALOUS OF YOUR TOTALLY AWESOME UNNECESSARY SMARTPHONE FEATURES

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ALSO THEY’RE FAT

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Somebody thought that close-up was a good idea.

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by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done Wilson.

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember when Jennings was good.

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by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

also, when RIch Aurilia was good.

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I remember when Richie was good.

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wow, somebody owes somebody a coke!

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember when the Giants were good :D:

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

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by baetown415 on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he throw a shutout and hit a home run in his first career start?

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guy has big pants

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s Ishi?

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by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia vs. RHP is inexcusable.

by Evan on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia vs. RHP is inexcusable.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Aurilia hitting against a RHP?

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

because lefties can't hit righties either

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by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEFTIES CANT HIT RIGHTIES

by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career numbers. Bochy loves them.

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by neurofarm on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you want in there? Ishikawa?

Come on, that’s just ridiculous. When’s the last time Ishikawa did anything good against a righty?

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Why isn't Ishikawa, Lewis, or Nate in here?

If leftes cant hit lefties, doesn’t the opposite apply as well? Is melonhead awake?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s saving them for his successor

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

because lefties can't hit lef- oh wait

bochy fell asleep

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by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, why did Richie hit there?

Ishikawa is better defensively too.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants players 33+ this game

0-16, 3 Ks, 2 GiDP.

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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And again with Torres

WTF? Do Lewis and Nate not exist?

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by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres hit one in the cove lefty the other day…

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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind Torres, but the Aurilia thing baffles me.

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take that back.

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many thousands of times have I watched Rich Aurilia go for an outside pitch and pull it right to the shortstop?

by Evan on Jun 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia: 0-4

Anyone could’ve done that

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL

apparently that last out was because Vizquel was playing ss guys. Would have been a hit with anyone else out there, totally wasn’t a routine ball hit right to SS at all.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

also, crack is fun

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odds of Ishi coming in on a double switch next inning?

On the one hand, Bochy would have to take out Aurilia.

On the other hand, he loves the double switch.

Decision decisions.

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time to go Downs Towns!

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Neo-Giants fans

quit yer whining!

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

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Pretty sure that was a banshee

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Kate Searsclothes?

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Downs has an approach at the plate.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

His ohfer has been much more impressive than Aurilia’s.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he did just strike out

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he didn’t strike out on the first pitch…

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

more atbats like that, and he’ll be approaching Fresno again

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by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be a great time for Downs’s first HR.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

so much 4 that.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia

2 kewl 2 b 4gotten

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, hey

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

puh

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Jhonnie LeMaster

now, that was something to whine about

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by greatgiantfan on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack Clark complained about the Stick a lot, too.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

double switch?
I mean, now’s a time when a normal manager would do it.

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by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy really loves the double switch, so let’s hope so.

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Okay, time for a Bochy fanpost to match the Bengie one...

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by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Romo

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH

Drink!

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Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

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by neurofarm on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, double switch but Richie still in the game

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn’t Ishi be playin first? I mean I know he can’t hit like Richie, but he’s always played good D.

by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re hopeful that this means we’ll get to see Ishi at first tomorrow when we go to the game. Richie will too tired to play.

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO HAS A K/BB RATIO.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have preferred Romo not walk Kinsler.

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf, dood??

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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo's first BB of the season

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

when guys who’ve had recent elbow trouble lose control of their fastball, I get worried.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo hasn’t thrown a strike yet. D:

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

And why Torres and not Winn? I guess that’s why Botchy gets paid the big bucks.

by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres made the last out

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Second-to-last

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres isn’t due up for a while.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because that way the pitcher would be due up 8th instead of 6th.

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Yeah that walk is gonna score

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WHERE ARE THESE MISSING?

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by CB30 on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

come on!

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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

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Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher]

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I don’t care if he walks Young here

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by rxmeister on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo's being way more wild than I thought.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s still near the strike zone though.

/keeps making excuses

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are close pitches but he’s still pretty wild for him.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

a K would be nice here

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That throw was much closer than it would have been w/ Winn in RF.

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not nearly as classy though

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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck

he would tagged to home with Winn out there.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's official

Nate has a fucking cannon

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the the “fucking cannon” made by the same folks as “The Liberator” pillow?

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by Karlifornia on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got in…no TV tonight?

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by Goofus on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NBC 11

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by CB30 on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by Goofus on Jun 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody else gets thanked?

CB30 = moderator’s pet

by Evan on Jun 20, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Hands Goofus an apple

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by CB30 on Jun 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions