Open GameThread, 6/20
by Grant on Jun 20, 2009 5:00 PM PDT
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Texas Rangers at San Francisco Giants, Jun 20, 2009 6:05 PM PDT
Current Series
Giants lead the series 1-0
| Fri 06/19 | WP: Sergio M.F. Romo ( - ) SV: Brian Wilson LP: Scott Feldman ( - ) |
6 - 4 win |
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Texas Rangers Saturday, Jun 20, 2009, 6:05 PM PDT Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 55.
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Try not to get defeated tonight!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Downs may be awhile according to Baggs
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice to hear my son will be staying up for a while. This is probably the only time I’ve said “the guy is a gamer” without any sarcasm.
Also from the article
Fred Lewis and Nate Schierholtz are off because Texas is starting a lefty, Derek Holland. But Randy Winn, he of the .107 average from the right side, continues to start against left-handers. Bochy said when Winn gets a day off, he’d probably look to when a lefty is starting. But he doesn’t plan to bench Winn against lefties
WTF ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 20, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frandsen screwed again!
So Downs is the new darling based on 3 games? He may have a powerful bat, but wait until his D loses us multiple games. What does Frandsen have to do to get some extended play in SF?
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
by Fla-Giant on Jun 20, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, or wait till there’s actually some scouting done on him and other teams start exploiting weaknesses.
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This. I mean, the team is so desperate for offense that it doesn’t really matter where it comes from. If it’s Downs this week and Frandsen next week, that’s fine.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s all about..“What have you done for me lately?”
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by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLINEUP
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
C Molina
RF Winn
1B Aurilia
LF Torres
2B Downs
P Cain
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval ahead of Molina!!!
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winn behind Molina!!!
Which is so stupid!!
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
=(
Winn is only hitting .107 vs lefties. I don’t think we will have to worry about his speed on the base pads this game.
by SeeingStars on Jun 20, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From my comment in another thread
Nate Schierholtz: 7 hits against lefties this year
Randy Winn: 6 hits against lefties this year
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis has 8.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay?
I was mostly pointing out how bad Randy Winn has been this year against lefties, but if you want to throw it in there that Lewis has been awful too, then that’s cool.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, yeah, he has been awful against lefties, but slightly less so than Winn.
My point is that Lewis gets benched and Winn doesn’t, because Bochy.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lines against lefties
Winn: .107 / .121 / .143
Lewis: .178 / .275 / .222
Schierholtz: .467 / .467 / .800
In 15 at bats, Schierholtz has more hits than Winn, more homers than either, and more extra base hits than Winn (the same number as Lewis).
Wheeee.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, jcb, your just going to confuse Boulderskull if you keep quoting them “statistics” like that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*you're
Ahem
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy tried to move Molina out of the cleanup spot, but he couldn’t lift him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simple humor , yet effective :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 20, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's vs a Lefty but..
what more does Ishi have to do to get playing time??
by SeeingStars on Jun 20, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What more does Failrilia have to do get DFAed?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sleep with bochy's wife?
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know about that, if he did with enough veteran know-how then maybe Bochy wouldn’t mind too much.
by Wazl on Jun 20, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CORNBALL
I ARE TOOK THE USMLE TODAY!
Dooooooooooooooooone!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude!
Congratulations! It’s a great feeling, isn’t it? I don’t know what to do with myself anymore.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I start rotations on Monday
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. That’s crazy. You get a day off? That’s terrible. I took it on the 3rd and I start working on July 6th.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, it’s how I scheduled it. We basically got 6 weeks off between the end of classes and the start of rotations, and I wanted to use as much time as possible to study.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough. I had a month off (and a month of psych before that) to study.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does Renteria have to do to get less playing time?
He’s horrible on offense, he’s horrible on defense, according to a Chron story a couple days ago he has a mild injury of some kind (like a hamstring pull), and the Giants have a backup who can play shortstop better and hit better and has recovered from his injury.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed! Against lefties we should have Pablo at first and Uribe at third
by OTTOMATIC on Jun 20, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia??!!
I get it. Bochy is thinking now that Ishi is hot let’s give him a rest so he doesn’t use up all his magic dust.
When are they going to DFA Aurilia?
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by Fla-Giant on Jun 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mo Fo Romo!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First time I've been able to be here at the beginning of a game
for like a month. I’ve missed this place so.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Saturday Nite Dining
Spaghetti with Italian sausage, spinach salad
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m making seared tuna banh mi – banh mi being Vietnamese sandwiches.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah-ha!
I know Banh Mi!
RF Randy Nguyen loves ’em
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers Lineup
I. Kinsler 2b
D. Murphy lf
M. Young 3b
N. Cruz rf
M. Byrd cf
J. Saltalamacchia c
C. Davis 1b
O. Vizquel ss
D. Holland P
It’s Omar!
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll be secretly rooting for him
I really like Omar.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll be rooting for him to get a single with 2 outs and then being stranded.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want him on base against Cain. I’ll settle for him making all the routine defensive plays.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
E. Rent is on it
I think I pulled my swagger muscle...
by BawLa on Jun 20, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Broadway is Dark Tonight!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They really gotta play it as his walk-up music
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JibJab Saves the Day
Have you checked out JibJab’s new video “He’s Barack Obama ….. He’s come to save the day” ?
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As an aside
I have a very good chance to go undefeated for the 3rd week this year and 2nd in a row. BOO YA BEEYACHES
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this lineup.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Harold Reynolds has decided to go on an anti-sabermetrics crusade.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
by cheno on Jun 20, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
except he seems to be calling it “cybermetrics”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CYBERMATIX FTW!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we were hearing it as sahbbermetrics – however he’s saying it, it sounds weird!
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLCHY!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sad but true
I was just looking at Rich Aurilia’s ESPN.com profile, and apparently, he’s owned in 0.7% of ESPN fantasy leagues.
That number is astonishingly high.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they’re 40-team Fantasy leagues?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe 0.7% of leagues are HACKING MASS leagues?
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, they count Fake Bunt% and Facial Hair Growth Rate.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe somebody created a league where you get points for GIDP?
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's.
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by Die Hard on Jun 20, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Bochy provides a reason for his firing every day
Today, making Lewis and frigging Nate sit, so he can start Torres and Winn? Aurillia starting so Ishi sits?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dola,
Matt Cain winning apparently bothers the Giants brass too much. Apparently, lefties aren’t allowed to hit lifties, but “Veteran” lifer Randy Winn can.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy and Sabean sitting net to each other. All we need is a small explosive device
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I won't testify.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perry has just got a big ole bushy ’stache.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Tom Seaver here?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure. Nolan Ryan, too. It just seems kind of odd to me.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GINATS R OLD!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP
NOLAN IN THE HOUSE?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice how that worked out
with the Rangers in town
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:o
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are playing the Rangers.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when Nollie was “on” he was an unhittable as any pitcher I have ever seen
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the rare occasion when he threw his curve for strikes, I agree
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
I worshipped him in my teens
also robin ventura lol
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only autographed baseball I have is from Nolan Ryan.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This ceremony has much less impact on the radio
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s kind of meh on TV, too. The stands are pretty empty. The music from The Natural was pretty sweet, though.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Theme Music from The Natural should only be played for Will Clark
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will was before my time, unfortunately. The song always gives me chills.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suddenly feel old.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am the youngest in my class.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am the oldest
Ok, well not really.
But i am a “returning student”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh. There are a couple kids in mine that turned 40 last year. That was odd. Returning students are fun, though. You all have way better stories than I do.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heheh
I ain’t THAT old.
But yeah, we’ve got some 40+’s. One of ’em, we call “Kick Ass Grandma”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, that is awesome. Kick ass Gramma.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy actually cracked a smile before he came out.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 20, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE’S THE BOWTIE, BILL?
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTG randy and all that jazz
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Matt Cain can get closer to Big Unit in WINZ!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know he’s completely unrelated, but this ceremony needs BLB making proclamations.
by satyricrash on Jun 20, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM NOT RETIRED
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T TALK BACK TO ME
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What do you give me for...
“DON’T TALK BACK TO ME”
and
“FROM YOU, ALRIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK Bill, we can all read a stat sheet
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double-Wow's!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO FOR 400!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That shit is floppy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
(fail)
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill’s outfit appears to be some kind of color blindness test.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re giving the rubber to the Big Unit!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not gonna lie. I’m not paying attention to this at all. I’m mostly mining TFLN for zingers for when the game actually starts.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is pretty boring
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome. I needed a new site like that
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That site got me through the dark days of Step 1 studying.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a combination of:
Failblog, Engrish Funny, THIS SITE HERE, The Dugout, FML, and MyLifeIsAverage
Damn, that’s a lot of time online. Maybe I didn’t do so hot
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha. I don’t go to FML anymore ’cause my computer got hacked there. FML. That is a pretty good list, though. And I was online all the time, too. My attention span has gone to crap.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how the hell
does one’s computer get hacked on FML?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea. It was very strange. Funny noises. New windows. Inability force-close anything. It really freaked me out.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is ceremony is too long
PLEASE START THE GAME ALREADY!
by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A.D.D.?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ASAP
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can the game start now?
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Man, I should’ve kept listening to my podcast.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“And here are the mummified remains of the bird you killed that one time…”
by satyricrash on Jun 20, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The reanimated corpse of that bird would be even better.
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“These remains will be donated to the Hall Of Fame”
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“And a fragment of J.T. Snow’s skull your fastball dislodged.”
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Krukow reading Tweets from 300-game winners?
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“Randy: good job. Poopin in heaven.”
-Walter Johnson
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It’s going to be incredibly stupid when some sportswriter doesn’t vote for Randy Johnson on the first ballot because Babe Ruth didn’t get in unanimously.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Long ceremony is long
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i wish they’d tell us a first pitch time so I won’t have to keep flipping back and forth between channels
by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, this needs to end. The game was supposed to start seven minutes ago. We haven’t even gone to commercial.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday:
Delayed (Ceremony)
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 20, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
POWERED BY ADVIL
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should have Timmeh give a speech, too....
300 is inevitable.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO RANDY JOHNSON WILL BE THE LAST ONE
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Greg Maddux Tom Glavine Randy Johnson will be the last!!!
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping for Pelosi< Newsom or Boxer to say a few words
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heard them talk before
no thanks
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as Neuk introduced her as Senator Boxer we should be ok
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he would be ok
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time I see her, I am calling her Babs
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Senator Babs. She worked hard to get that title.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 20, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been worth for the boos alone
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO....
Since I can’t see the ceremony…
are RJ’s kids ugly?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We’d probably be more interested if he’d won more than 6 games for us.
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m beginning to think this game isn’t going to start at 6:05.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's still a chance
Give it time
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally. I needed this ad break.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our AA team also has a delay – lightning at Altoona tonight
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not one of English’s best efforts. 7 walks in 4.2 ip. ouch.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
another wild LHP in the organization
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lefties gone wild!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$3.99 gets you a DVD full of southpaw craziness
by wilriv21 on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
with Snoop Dogg!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t suck!
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on Jun 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keys to the game
More Runs than the opposing team
by jctGamer on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
same as last game!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can also give up less runs!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 20, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a weird strategy, but OK.
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by Natto on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMAR!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn, i came home too late
didn’t make it in time for the ceremony.. how was it guys, i miss anything good? =X hopefully sfgiants.com will have it on mlb highlights lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
highlights?
they’ll be producing a 6 disc box set….
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 disc for every camera angle.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First pitch only 29 minutes late!
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3RD STARTER AT BEST
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Bah.
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by Natto on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this game on NBC in the Bay Area?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
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yes
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Kinsler the guy we officially covet?
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
us and everybody else
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
very much so
we covet league average hitters.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler is a lot better than that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you tell ’em….
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Murphy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy
San Francisco Giant.
Am I doing this right?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would have been safe anyways
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but BENGIE plays great D!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really wish the umps hadn’t called time.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woop, gotta go
groug is in charge.
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by Natto on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD HELP US ALL
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD THE PRESSURE
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re screwed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANARCHY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone watching a stream? I hate being stuck in Socal watching the stupid Angels versus the stupid Dodgers.
by itlynstalyn on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
that’s more real-time than my digital cable. fucking comcast.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone else seen the NC-17 nickname for Cruz?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aaaannnnd……What is it ? I on pins and needles waiting for the answer.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 20, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell whether this is sarcasm or not.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to know it too.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His name is Nelson Cruz. His number is 17. That’s it.
I really wish I hadn’t brought this up.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lolame
he’s dominating for me in fantasy though.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was a nickname that wasn’t appropriate for anyone under age 17.
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+1
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As did I.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That joke wasn’t really good for anyone.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s never talk about this again.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent job, matt
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOB!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, Flemming mocking Milton Bradley.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCOTT HITS LEADOFF HRS
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU SHUT UP
killjoy!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wanted another one there.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy’s arm action is a little like Brian Fuentes’.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Ed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Edgar
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah. we’re getting O’Sullivan’d tonight.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Vargas'd. Or Stultz'ed.
pick one. I could go on for a while.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fucking sad, Edgar.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain makes Rangers Offense look mediocre.
Giants offense makes Holland look Great
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Edgar Renteria is still our #2 hitter.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooo…. Edgar Renteria is our #2 batter.
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Panda. That was NOT a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Bochy explanation for hitting Panda 3rd just to get Winn “a different look” from the 5th spot is total garbage.
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I like Randy Winn as much as anyone, but him being a middle of the lineup guy is kind of sad.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K&K talking about Panda being moved all over the order was BS. He should be hitting 3rd. And that’s it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The depth of Bochy's idiocy never ceases to amaze me
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That swing was hilarious.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PANDA!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval can look so bad and then good so quickly.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
panda rulez!
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Pablo Sandoval is a good player to have on a baseball team
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Panda
can look so bad on one swing and great on the next one.
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol pablo is fucking awesome
is naturally left handed but stopped doing that because he wanted to be more versatile.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
glad we don’t have to wait until the 2nd inning for Panda
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie, think of pitches like pies
You can have more than one, I promise.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Bengie.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie, stop swinging at balls that are a few inches off the fucking ground. You’ll just hit a ground ball and be thrown out.
Yours Truly,
groug
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AND HE'S IN CHARGE SO YOU BETTER LISTEN
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats our clean-up hitter!
/hands on hips, roll credits
by ryanmiles on Jun 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's everyone drinking?
I’m having a nice dark ‘n’ stormy. It’s also almost nine here.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mikes "harder" cran lemonade
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coors light
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm...
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crystal Light Raspberry Lemonade
Does that count as drinking?
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you own a cat?
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I just know
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I’m having Crystal Light Lemonade. My cat is the hooligan of the neighborhood.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chocolate pudding.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great White
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raj looked really confused there.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
very sad news
Russell Martin hit his first homer of the season.
He can still suck it, though.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck beans
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Cain feller
might be a #3 starter after all…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD Byrd
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nasty changeup.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Post-USMLE naptime
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good for you
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Kain
that was fucking nasty
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty’s name-plate almost reaches his pants.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU. AND ME. AND YOU AND YOU!
SIMULTANEOUS LOVIN’ BABAY
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blarg
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice range Renteria
Can’t hit, can’t field.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
edgar sux on D
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHRIS DAVIS IS ON MY FANTASY TEAM
IM SO CONFLICTED
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(im not)
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s been riding the bench for awhile.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strikes, please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD guy
Matt is alright.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dreamy!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL DAVIS
WHOOO OMAR!!!
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod Saltalamacchia facts
- He’s tied William Van Landingham for longest name in MLB history
- He’s married to a woman who was a PE teacher at his high school while he was a student there
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mad props on #2
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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Icky, on both counts.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really, he shouldn’t get as much credit for number 1 b/c there’s not much he could do about it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How dare you. Next you’ll be attacking the legitimacy of David Aardsma’s record.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t recall Cain’s changeup being this nasty before this season.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we have him back?
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
trade ya… straight up… our shortstop for yours…
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome back Omar
now please strike out
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by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torres!
With leather!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Torres
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TORRES! TORRES! TORRES!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DANCE PARTY AT PABLO’S!
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good on Torres
But damnit, stick with Lewis!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like, Randy Losse, amirite?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slick D by whoever their shortstop is…
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t hit it to Omar. Randy should know that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMAR!
Oh wait…
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh poopies… see if we woulda made that trade… that woulda been a hit!!!
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fingernails
the new “Red Badge Of Courage.”
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That foul was the best contact Richie’s made in a couple weeks.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winn then Aurilia
worst fucking lineup ever.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we had some pretty bad ones last year
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opening day, for instance.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Bochy
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLCHY!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to be gritty there
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Rich Aurilia is on this team
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m not even surprised by that fail. Just sad.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I should not have laughed at that K, but, um, yeah, I totally did.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxe0ehDNC9I
I just finished making this. Really, I love you man, but seriously :(
by jctGamer on Jun 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Richie and I hate (electronically) booing him, but it’s soul-crushing to watch him at the plate.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't get over how ridiculous this is
With Winn’s impossibly sucktastic numbers vs. lefties and Ishikawa having a double and a homer yesterday. I really can’t fucking believe it.
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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and Freddie!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK we'll explain it again
Lefties can’t hit lefties
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEUCES!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ATTA BOY!
Andres!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANDRES THE GIANT!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks awesome when he runs!!
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRIPLES
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, man
I keep telling myself “CAREER .599 OPS! CAREER .599 OPS!” but I think I’m falling in love with Andres Torres :(
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
i love the guy
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying that you can’t stop thinking about him?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think can of corn has dibs.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, niblets was first.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSJggL5FB0
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Matt.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boo Downs
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOWNER
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
argh
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by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what a downer
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s down
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Matt goes DOWNS on STRIKES!
A-ha!
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY EVERYONE MATT DOWNS NAME CAN BE USED IN HUMOUROUS PUNZ!
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never realized Seaver lives in Northern California.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
His wine was mentioned in the ceremony, so I guess so!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD
That wasn’t even entertaining.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKain
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whew
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD Ian
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD!
KKKKAIN
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT, IAN!
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKain
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not an issue!
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude where was that?
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who cares
KKKKKain!
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD Murph
Nice inning Matty.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain is good at pitching.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain is dealio
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sit, murphy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn he's got all the pitches working
Good morning, good afternoon, and good night ranger’s third.
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKain strikes out the side
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wait, got another one
STFDOWNS
get it? For when Matt Downs strikes out?
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
with five strikeouts too
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cy?
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has to at least be in the conversation (so far)
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKain
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MATT CAIN
MEDIOCRE
WILL REGRESS
POOR FIP
SELL HIGH IF POSSIBLE
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWING FER THE FENCES CAIN!!
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oof, that was a nice pick by Kinsler.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain
We need moar batz for this guy
by MbahABako on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain will dinger
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain's offense
is better than Bengie’s. Really.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa thats herra cool about Omar
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Of all the guys we watched today, Matt Cain had the best batting practice.”
Somehow, that does not surprise me with this team.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not at all
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raj is way better than Amy G, but do they need to go to a reporter for this info? no.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S THE BAT
:))))))
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMER DINGER
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROWNAD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOWIE
34-31 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCOTT!
BEST LEADOFF HITTER OF EVERZ!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT SCOTT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT SCOTT!
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Ok, so it wasn't lead off shot
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING KILLED!
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by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
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Now I wish Rowand was number 88
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LOL omars shirt
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Yeah, Rangers uniforms look stupid.
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IKR
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Is Uribe still having hamstring problems?
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I think it’s supposedly gotten better
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He was supposed to be ready to start yesterday, so I’d think so.
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Gonna start tomorrow at short
Don’t ask me where I read this
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Baggs sez
Uribe will start in place of Renteria tomorrow
by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
Looks like Bochy started listening to me.
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TELL HIM TO SIT RANDY
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
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I did!
Only against lefties though
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but does Omar have 37 pieces of flair?
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no but he has 37 pieces of hair :D
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 20, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked like he had pieces of 37 different shirts though.
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That shirt was all over the place.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dressed colorfully to camouflage his guns
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The important thing is that he likes to express himself.
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Ich hasse die Popups.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CSNBA f’ed up. Forgot to play “Bye, Bye, Baby.” You can tell because Krukow did a double-take.
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's NBC
And I’m not sure that they do it.
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They dont
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Krukow certainly thought it was coming
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
well I’ve never seen it on NBC. Maybe he forgot or something.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
scandalous.
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not CSN-BA tho
I thought maybe that was why no “Bye-bye”
by Merope on Jun 20, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strikes, please.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW THEM
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Come on, Matty! In the strike zone, please.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
blech
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four pitch walk...
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Shit, I get here and a 4 pitch walk?
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Joe Mauer hit another home run today
And stole a base!
He now has 14 HRs. His previous season high: 13.
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ROIDZ
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SIDEBURNZ
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HOMERDOME
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
12/14 first pitch strikes for Cain
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD guy
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD RANGER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL BYRD
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
S T F D !!!
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by jordanovich on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this guy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
now that he learnt to win of course
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain?
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATT GAVE HIM THE BYRD!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. AWAY.
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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone listen to the pregame?
Listening to Wilson and Zito talk like a couple of stoned frat-boys = annoying
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KKKKKKain
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain = pretty awesome.
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I noticed we don’t do that Matt Cain sucks thing anymore.
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Some traditions die for a reason
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally MCC memes live forever, though. Hell, we still talk about throwing yourself down the stairs because of draft picks 2+ years later.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first post was an old meme about how “Sabean doesn’t go for that on-base crap.”
He still doesn’t, but the meme is gone.
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by groug on Jun 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
46 pitches through 4. Impressive.
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pop-ups are way better when the other team hits them.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooo,
what’s the list for the NL cy young?
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain
Matt Cain
Matt Cain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
who else in the NL is as good? Maybe Haren. Other than him?
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Johnson and this Lincecum guy.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ignoring Santana’s last poor start, he’d been pretty dominant this year.
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And ignoring that time he didn’t do well against out LOLineup.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s actually had a few rough stretches. Good, but not nearly as good as Lincecum, Johnson or Haren.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Cain!
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing there is something wrong with him
his k/bb has been horrible his last 4 starts. He hasn’t had more than 3 K in his last 4
by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
that’s why I don’t think he’s in the running. He’s great but he’s been pretty bad lately.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can’t be Lincecum, becuase SFGuy has already established he won’t even make the all-star game.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgot how to win!
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
short list, far as I can figure
Cain
Lincecum
Josh Johnson
Chris Carpenter
Chad Billingsley
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Johan?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Haren
dude doesn’t have WINZ but his WHIP is under .9. He’s been amazing.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haren is always dominant in the first half
he has a habit of declining post-allstar break. Also considering how low his babip is, a regression is probably coming.
by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't gotta tell me
I traded him in fantasy for that reason. But he’s been beyond dominant.
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by bondslegend on Jun 20, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Cueto’s been pretty good
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way he’s pitching, Cain’s going to get his FIP under his career average tonight. It wasn’t that long ago it was well over 5.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIME TO SCOAR MOAR RUNS
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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL BUSH
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feline Infectious Peritonitis
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fielding independent pitching. basically ERA based mostly on component statistics.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They basically calculate ERA based on Ks, BBs, HRs and normalize the batting average on balls in play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O I C
nods head in understanding
(This is a new trick and I am an old dog.)
by Shoeless on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s basically a STAThead way to remove things the pitcher can’t control – luck and defense.
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by jcb9 on Jun 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to the idiots on the fantasy focus
it’s “fly balls in play”.
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that was funny. They talk about FIPish ideas all the time, but they had no idea what that was.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on Jun 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they use the phrase “new fangled”…
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STOP FUCKING SWINGING AT SHIT 2 INCHES ABOVE THE FUCKING GROUND!!!
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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m so over you, Bengie.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Randy, too (at least on offense).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My feelings on Richie are well established.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bengie special
1-0 pop up on a pitch in the dirt
by UnstoppableTurtle on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
randy fuckin sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Playing Randy is really paying off..
by baybruin415 on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TAKE A PITCH YOU KNOWLEDGEABLE GRITTY VETS
by ryanmiles on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molina-Winn-Aurillia holy shit that’s bad
by superk1ng on Jun 20, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BENGIE WINN AURILIA
kill me now
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4 pitch inning
fuckin’ a
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and Bengie saw 2 of them!
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heart of the order!
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by stealth snail on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLRLYA
That was like 5 pitches or something
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God this inning was full of suck.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are gonna win 1-0
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by RDreamer on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Travis could do better than Richie against LHP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Travis anyone could do better than Richie against LHP.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best inning ever
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
win
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,
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the fifth inning already?
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by rhys on Jun 20, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can’t blame Davis. He’s tired of striking out.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like 1 pitch outs by the opposing team.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One pitch outs are awesome
That sentence makes me wish I hated the Giants.
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Chris Davis taking a lesson from the Giants.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis might actually be worse than Feliz was. Texas fans gripe nonstop about him.
by Duelling Brandos on Jun 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least they have Smoak coming up to replace him if he doesn’t get it going
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He clearly isn’t quite ready and needs to work on some things. He might need some time back in AAA.
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by cornball on Jun 20, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
but I’ve seen him mentioned by the McCoven as a trade target (Davis, that is). He’d really tank in SF. Smoak looks like he’s just about ready anyway.
Nice inning, Matt btw.
by Duelling Brandos on Jun 20, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs