Open GameThread, 6/20
Texas Rangers at San Francisco Giants, Jun 20, 2009 6:05 PM PDT
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Try not to get defeated tonight!
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Nice to hear my son will be staying up for a while. This is probably the only time I’ve said “the guy is a gamer” without any sarcasm.
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Fred Lewis and Nate Schierholtz are off because Texas is starting a lefty, Derek Holland. But Randy Winn, he of the .107 average from the right side, continues to start against left-handers. Bochy said when Winn gets a day off, he’d probably look to when a lefty is starting. But he doesn’t plan to bench Winn against lefties
WTF ?
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Frandsen screwed again!
So Downs is the new darling based on 3 games? He may have a powerful bat, but wait until his D loses us multiple games. What does Frandsen have to do to get some extended play in SF?
"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner
well, or wait till there’s actually some scouting done on him and other teams start exploiting weaknesses.
This. I mean, the team is so desperate for offense that it doesn’t really matter where it comes from. If it’s Downs this week and Frandsen next week, that’s fine.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOLINEUP
CF Rowand
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
C Molina
RF Winn
1B Aurilia
LF Torres
2B Downs
P Cain
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Sandoval ahead of Molina!!!
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Winn behind Molina!!!
Which is so stupid!!
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Winn is only hitting .107 vs lefties. I don’t think we will have to worry about his speed on the base pads this game.
From my comment in another thread
Nate Schierholtz: 7 hits against lefties this year
Randy Winn: 6 hits against lefties this year
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Lewis has 8.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Okay?
I was mostly pointing out how bad Randy Winn has been this year against lefties, but if you want to throw it in there that Lewis has been awful too, then that’s cool.
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Well, yeah, he has been awful against lefties, but slightly less so than Winn.
My point is that Lewis gets benched and Winn doesn’t, because Bochy.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The lines against lefties
Winn: .107 / .121 / .143
Lewis: .178 / .275 / .222
Schierholtz: .467 / .467 / .800
In 15 at bats, Schierholtz has more hits than Winn, more homers than either, and more extra base hits than Winn (the same number as Lewis).
Wheeee.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh, jcb, your just going to confuse Boulderskull if you keep quoting them “statistics” like that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
*you're
Ahem
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bochy tried to move Molina out of the cleanup spot, but he couldn’t lift him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Simple humor , yet effective :-)
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
What more does Failrilia have to do get DFAed?
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Sleep with bochy's wife?
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CORNBALL
I ARE TOOK THE USMLE TODAY!
Dooooooooooooooooone!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude!
Congratulations! It’s a great feeling, isn’t it? I don’t know what to do with myself anymore.
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I start rotations on Monday
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That’s crazy. You get a day off? That’s terrible. I took it on the 3rd and I start working on July 6th.
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Eh, it’s how I scheduled it. We basically got 6 weeks off between the end of classes and the start of rotations, and I wanted to use as much time as possible to study.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough. I had a month off (and a month of psych before that) to study.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What does Renteria have to do to get less playing time?
He’s horrible on offense, he’s horrible on defense, according to a Chron story a couple days ago he has a mild injury of some kind (like a hamstring pull), and the Giants have a backup who can play shortstop better and hit better and has recovered from his injury.
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Pablo!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
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Aurilia??!!
I get it. Bochy is thinking now that Ishi is hot let’s give him a rest so he doesn’t use up all his magic dust.
When are they going to DFA Aurilia?
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Mo Fo Romo!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
First time I've been able to be here at the beginning of a game
for like a month. I’ve missed this place so.
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I’m making seared tuna banh mi – banh mi being Vietnamese sandwiches.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
ah-ha!
I know Banh Mi!
RF Randy Nguyen loves ’em
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Rangers Lineup
I. Kinsler 2b
D. Murphy lf
M. Young 3b
N. Cruz rf
M. Byrd cf
J. Saltalamacchia c
C. Davis 1b
O. Vizquel ss
D. Holland P
It’s Omar!
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
I'll be secretly rooting for him
I really like Omar.
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I’ll be rooting for him to get a single with 2 outs and then being stranded.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want him on base against Cain. I’ll settle for him making all the routine defensive plays.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Broadway is Dark Tonight!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They really gotta play it as his walk-up music
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
JibJab Saves the Day
Have you checked out JibJab’s new video “He’s Barack Obama ….. He’s come to save the day” ?
As an aside
I have a very good chance to go undefeated for the 3rd week this year and 2nd in a row. BOO YA BEEYACHES
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Harold Reynolds has decided to go on an anti-sabermetrics crusade.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
except he seems to be calling it “cybermetrics”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
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CYBERMATIX FTW!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLCHY!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sad but true
I was just looking at Rich Aurilia’s ESPN.com profile, and apparently, he’s owned in 0.7% of ESPN fantasy leagues.
That number is astonishingly high.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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Maybe they’re 40-team Fantasy leagues?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe 0.7% of leagues are HACKING MASS leagues?
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No, they count Fake Bunt% and Facial Hair Growth Rate.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I like how Bochy provides a reason for his firing every day
Today, making Lewis and frigging Nate sit, so he can start Torres and Winn? Aurillia starting so Ishi sits?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dola,
Matt Cain winning apparently bothers the Giants brass too much. Apparently, lefties aren’t allowed to hit lifties, but “Veteran” lifer Randy Winn can.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bochy and Sabean sitting net to each other. All we need is a small explosive device
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
I won't testify.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Perry has just got a big ole bushy ’stache.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why is Tom Seaver here?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sure. Nolan Ryan, too. It just seems kind of odd to me.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GINATS R OLD!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY CRAP
NOLAN IN THE HOUSE?
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Nice how that worked out
with the Rangers in town
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
:o
Watch out Sanchez... uncle Pucetas is comin' for you.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 20, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We are playing the Rangers.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
On the rare occasion when he threw his curve for strikes, I agree
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I worshipped him in my teens
also robin ventura lol
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This ceremony has much less impact on the radio
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It’s kind of meh on TV, too. The stands are pretty empty. The music from The Natural was pretty sweet, though.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Theme Music from The Natural should only be played for Will Clark
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Will was before my time, unfortunately. The song always gives me chills.
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I suddenly feel old.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I am the youngest in my class.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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I am the oldest
Ok, well not really.
But i am a “returning student”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh. There are a couple kids in mine that turned 40 last year. That was odd. Returning students are fun, though. You all have way better stories than I do.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
heheh
I ain’t THAT old.
But yeah, we’ve got some 40+’s. One of ’em, we call “Kick Ass Grandma”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, that is awesome. Kick ass Gramma.
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WHERE’S THE BOWTIE, BILL?
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WTG randy and all that jazz
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So Matt Cain can get closer to Big Unit in WINZ!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM NOT RETIRED
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T TALK BACK TO ME
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What do you give me for...
“DON’T TALK BACK TO ME”
and
“FROM YOU, ALRIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OK Bill, we can all read a stat sheet
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Double-Wow's!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
GO FOR 400!
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That shit is floppy.
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TWSS!
(fail)
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill’s outfit appears to be some kind of color blindness test.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
They’re giving the rubber to the Big Unit!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
+1
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not gonna lie. I’m not paying attention to this at all. I’m mostly mining TFLN for zingers for when the game actually starts.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is pretty boring
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 20, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. I needed a new site like that
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That site got me through the dark days of Step 1 studying.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I had a combination of:
Failblog, Engrish Funny, THIS SITE HERE, The Dugout, FML, and MyLifeIsAverage
Damn, that’s a lot of time online. Maybe I didn’t do so hot
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha. I don’t go to FML anymore ’cause my computer got hacked there. FML. That is a pretty good list, though. And I was online all the time, too. My attention span has gone to crap.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
how the hell
does one’s computer get hacked on FML?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea. It was very strange. Funny noises. New windows. Inability force-close anything. It really freaked me out.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
this is ceremony is too long
PLEASE START THE GAME ALREADY!
A.D.D.?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
ASAP
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I should’ve kept listening to my podcast.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
The reanimated corpse of that bird would be even better.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
“These remains will be donated to the Hall Of Fame”
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“And a fragment of J.T. Snow’s skull your fastball dislodged.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Is Krukow reading Tweets from 300-game winners?
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“Randy: good job. Poopin in heaven.”
-Walter Johnson
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It’s going to be incredibly stupid when some sportswriter doesn’t vote for Randy Johnson on the first ballot because Babe Ruth didn’t get in unanimously.
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Long ceremony is long
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, this needs to end. The game was supposed to start seven minutes ago. We haven’t even gone to commercial.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gameday:
Delayed (Ceremony)
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 20, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
POWERED BY ADVIL
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We should have Timmeh give a speech, too....
300 is inevitable.
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NO RANDY JOHNSON WILL BE THE LAST ONE
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Greg Maddux Tom Glavine Randy Johnson will be the last!!!
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heard them talk before
no thanks
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
well, he would be ok
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time I see her, I am calling her Babs
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Senator Babs. She worked hard to get that title.
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It would have been worth for the boos alone
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SO....
Since I can’t see the ceremony…
are RJ’s kids ugly?
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I’m beginning to think this game isn’t going to start at 6:05.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
There's still a chance
Give it time
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
not one of English’s best efforts. 7 walks in 4.2 ip. ouch.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Lefties gone wild!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
with Snoop Dogg!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
same as last game!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OMAR!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
damn, i came home too late
didn’t make it in time for the ceremony.. how was it guys, i miss anything good? =X hopefully sfgiants.com will have it on mlb highlights lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
highlights?
they’ll be producing a 6 disc box set….
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1 disc for every camera angle.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
First pitch only 29 minutes late!
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Is this game on NBC in the Bay Area?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
yes
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
us and everybody else
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
very much so
we covet league average hitters.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Kinsler is a lot better than that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
you tell ’em….
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, Murphy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
David Murphy
San Francisco Giant.
Am I doing this right?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Would have been safe anyways
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
but BENGIE plays great D!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Really wish the umps hadn’t called time.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GOD HELP US ALL
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We’re screwed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ANARCHY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Anyone watching a stream? I hate being stuck in Socal watching the stupid Angels versus the stupid Dodgers.
wow
that’s more real-time than my digital cable. fucking comcast.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone else seen the NC-17 nickname for Cruz?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
aaaannnnd……What is it ? I on pins and needles waiting for the answer.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I can’t tell whether this is sarcasm or not.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
His name is Nelson Cruz. His number is 17. That’s it.
I really wish I hadn’t brought this up.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
lolame
he’s dominating for me in fantasy though.
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I thought it was a nickname that wasn’t appropriate for anyone under age 17.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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As did I.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That joke wasn’t really good for anyone.
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Let’s never talk about this again.
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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jun 20, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent job, matt
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LOB!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, Flemming mocking Milton Bradley.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
SCOTT HITS LEADOFF HRS
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
YOU SHUT UP
killjoy!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He wanted another one there.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This guy’s arm action is a little like Brian Fuentes’.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thanks, Ed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thanks Edgar
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
yeah. we’re getting O’Sullivan’d tonight.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Or Vargas'd. Or Stultz'ed.
pick one. I could go on for a while.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That was fucking sad, Edgar.
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So, Edgar Renteria is still our #2 hitter.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh Panda. That was NOT a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the Bochy explanation for hitting Panda 3rd just to get Winn “a different look” from the 5th spot is total garbage.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
I like Randy Winn as much as anyone, but him being a middle of the lineup guy is kind of sad.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
K&K talking about Panda being moved all over the order was BS. He should be hitting 3rd. And that’s it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The depth of Bochy's idiocy never ceases to amaze me
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
That swing was hilarious.
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PANDA!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sandoval can look so bad and then good so quickly.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
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panda rulez!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Sandoval is a good player to have on a baseball team
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Lol pablo is fucking awesome
is naturally left handed but stopped doing that because he wanted to be more versatile.
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glad we don’t have to wait until the 2nd inning for Panda
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie, think of pitches like pies
You can have more than one, I promise.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Thanks, Bengie.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bengie, stop swinging at balls that are a few inches off the fucking ground. You’ll just hit a ground ball and be thrown out.
Yours Truly,
groug
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AND HE'S IN CHARGE SO YOU BETTER LISTEN
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What's everyone drinking?
I’m having a nice dark ‘n’ stormy. It’s also almost nine here.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mikes "harder" cran lemonade
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Umm...
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Do you own a cat?
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Oh I just know
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