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Giants/Nationals Recap: Well, That Went Well

I can't believe that Ryan Zimmerman broke open the game on a belt-high, 3-2 fastball. It was just so crazy, it should have worked.

Not to seem like I'm huffing the silver-lining paint, but it's been a while since a total bullpen meltdown. The worst ERA in the bullpen before tonight belonged to the closer. Take a look at the ERAs in the bullpen -- even though ERA is a pretty iffy way to evaluate relievers, there weren't too many ugly totals before tonight. It happens.

That isn't to insinuate that I didn't want to put a hat rack through the TV screen, mind you. But I'll put this one in a different mental column than the 2-1, six-leadoff-doubles-without-a-run kind of game.

Just try not to think that Lincecum has lost against Kevin Correia, Livan Hernandez, and now Craig Stammen, and you'll be fine.

(...urge to kill...rising...)

 

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Lame.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on Jun 2, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

If The Giants lose another Tim start against a nobody I will be kicking some kittens

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
If The Giants lose another Tim start against a nobody I will be kicking some kittens

by kimmyg on Jun 2, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t take it out on the kittens, go kick a Botchy.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you spelled tires wrong

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 3, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight the Giants made me sad.

And Carney Lansford is not impressing me as a hitting coach.

And also, each hitter should be punched in the nuts every time he swings at the first pitch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SLOP HACKERS

Starring your 2009 Giants

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if he reaches base and/or hits the ball hard?

by tyrannoman on Jun 2, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, yes. Once they master the concept of patient hitting, then they can get all fancy. Otherwise you get one guy sitting on base while the guys behind him pop up or ground out weakly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not concerned necessarily with not swinging at the first pitch. I just want to see them going up to hit with a plan – if the pitch they’re looking for comes on the first pitch, go for it, but if it doesn’t, try to wait for it. Of course, it doesn’t always come, but it’s better than what’s going on now. In other words: don’t take pitches for the sake of taking pitches (well, with a few exceptions- maybe give the giants pitcher a little extra rest after a long inning and an at-bat, or if the other team’s bullpen is really depleted, but just as a general rule)

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jun 2, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, your plan makes more sense. Except they still need to get punched in the nuts if they don’t do this.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe just a cockpunch if they put a good swing on the first pitch

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes the all mighty cock punch

vote nate davis as holder of the 49ers future
message has been approved by the davis party and nate davis himself

by big beaner on Jun 3, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taking pitches can serve more value than merely taking pitches

1. Takes toll on opposing pitcher; increases chances he will throw bad pitches.
2. If you’re not hitting well OR facing an unfamiliar pitcher, it helps you SEE the pitches better, which (supposedly) leads to better hitting.
3. Gives your own pitcher a similar amount of rest as the other pitcher gets when facing the damn Giants. These 10-pitch innings our offense specializes in gives our pitchers about a 3-minute break. It’s nonsense. It’s not how the game is well played.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I HATE SCHUMAKER

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are three very good reasons for taking the pitches. In fact, you would think that the guys at the top of the order would do the other guys a favor and take as many pitches as they can so that everybody can get an idea of what kind of stuff a pitcher has on any given day.

And yes, as I watched Lincecum trudge out to the plate for another 30 pitch inning after just a 5 minute break, I thought it would be nice if the rest of the guys would try to spend a bit more time at bat to give him a little rest. It seems like there’s a total lack of strategery when the Giants are up to bat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, you would think that the guys at the top of the order would do the other guys a favor and take as many pitches as they can so that everybody can get an idea of what kind of stuff a pitcher has on any given day.

I am sorry, but this makes waaaay too much sense.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're exactly right. (Will anyone notice that we are just agreeing with each other?)

I’m pretending that you’re taking back the towel you threw in to raisingcain.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your agreement with my agreement with you.

/retrieves towel, although really the prior thrown towel was to acknowledge that sometimes, but not often, a first pitch swing could serve some purpose

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, you are a genius-- a SHEnius, if you will

Yes, swinging at the first pitch has its uses, but you were correct that they should improve plate discipline first, then modify later. (And, needless to say, if you develop the reputation of never swinging at the first pitch, then pitchers will figure that out and will tube one every time, and you start out every PA with a 0-1 count, which doesn’t help. So you have to keep those bastards honest.)

What I have heard is that the offense brain trust of the Giants (cue: sound fx of crickets) has told the hitters to swing at the first pitch if it is in your pre-defined location. Um, well, ok, but our hitters SUCK at assessing that very thing! It’s like telling an alcoholic that they can never drink, but can go ahead IF and ONLY IF it is Woodford Reserve special sweet mash bourbon… but then the guy drinks every brown liquor he sees because he just can’t tell the damn difference before drinking it. Jesus.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the hair of the dog hitting school.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 3, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know in the top of the 9th inning down by 5 runs I was watching these guys make outs on first pitches and found myself thinking about that story from a few weeks ago where Clint Hurdle benched Tulo for not taking a strike in a similar situation.

What does it say about me that for a moment I was really wishing that Clint Hurdle was our manager?

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Jun 3, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing

I, too, agree with pretty much all that’s been said in these last few comments. What am I supposed to do now?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jun 4, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(No offense, no bullpen make Merope something something)

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

There are no girls on the internet

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the Chronicle Live show (can’t reach the remote), and good lord, Greg Papa can’t just shut the fuck up. He’s talking over the other two guys and is making no sense whatsoever.

Plus he’s kinda orange.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed his orangeness during a commercial break earlier, during better times.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much carrot juice?

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leave while you still can

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE JUST REALLY LOVES THE GIANTS OKAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

definite lulz

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Grant’s Simpson’s reference we’re now watching TreeHouse of Horror V.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants lose and AZ leads LA 5-0 in the top of the 2nd.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

6 to 5 LA

so much for that

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALVINBALL FTW

I left to the skatepark with a 1-run lead and howry on the mound. I knew. We all knew. Even so, the updates were ridiculous.

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by bondslegend on Jun 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic of all time. I dare someone to contradict me.

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foxtrot vs. C&H is debatable.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close. Always the boy and his tiger.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I own 3 of the books. I’ve always wanted to purchase the full set.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Own it. A beloved birthday gift from my husband. It sits proudly next to my full Far Side set.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have both complete sets

I reread every year

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I have read every single panel there is (at least I’m pretty sure I have) and I can still read the books over and over. I LOVE the anniversary one where Watterson explains his inspiration for all the characters, and provides commentary for each strip. It’s awesome.

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by bondslegend on Jun 2, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relatively speaking C & H didn’t last long. Watterson didn’t draw the strip too long compared to many strips that lasted 20, 30 even 40 or more years.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

and one thing I love is that he never let a TV show get made or some other merchandising non sense to try to extend it out further.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 2, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sandy Koufax of the comics world

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 3, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Far Side comlete set better

Only because Larson was hilarious in his introduction to each year’s worth of cartoons.

by paboperfecto on Jun 3, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like a complete omlet in case you were wondering.

by paboperfecto on Jun 3, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Foxtrot>C&H in humor
C&H>Foxtrot in sentiment
C&H>Foxtrot in art
Foxtrot>C&H in storylines

Honestly, I’d say it’s a tossup. Gun to my head, I’d probably pick C&H, but it’s damned close.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even close

I like Foxtrot, but C&H wins by far.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Childhood mischief had always been played out by assholes like Dennis the Menace and Jeffy from Family Circus. The difference is that those two were well-meaning retarded kids.

Score.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This had me dying of laughter the first time

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tossup? Well, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. At least you’d pick C&H. Heh.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Far Side. Best. EVER

Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."

by LargeFarva on Jun 2, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, Bloom County over Calvin and Hobbes

It’s Mantle vs. Mays, though – Bloom County had a higher peak, while Calvin and Hobbes had greater sustained excellence. Breathed himself says he only liked the first eighteen months of Bloom County, which ran for eleven years.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 2, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garfield!

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Get Your War On"

http://www.mnftiu.cc/category/gywo/war81/

I recommend going back to the beginning and (over time) work your way to the present. Absolutely hysterical. Painful, but hysterical.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My new filing technique is unstoppable.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 3, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peanuts

Without Peanuts, there’s no C&H.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me it’s Peanuts, Far Side, then the rest.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 3, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

C & H is indeed the best. I think I laugh harder at Dilbert than any other comic strip though.

by Ltisme on Jun 3, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

get fuzzy is good

but not quite c&h

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 3, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m generally a Get Fuzzy fan, but it hasn’t been working as well for me lately.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 3, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like middle Get Fuzzy, It started out OK, then got great, but has tailed off a little

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by CB30 on Jun 3, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should not be trying to get big outs with Howry anymore. Bochy should have realized that by now. Where is Sergio Romo? One bad pitch to Thurston the other night and he’s a mop up man? I’ve seen a lot of bad pitches from Howry this year, and he’s still out there with the game on the line.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 2, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry hasn’t pitched all that bad since his last blow-up against Washington about 3 weeks ago. I don’t see anything bad with having him in the game right there, but I agree that I would rather see Romo start the 8th.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

against Washington you say? hmmmm so much for that “matchups” theory

by Merope on Jun 3, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie

What is the deal with Bengie Molina? I know he leads our team in RBI’s, but it is getting painful to watch him at the plate. It seems like he is constantly swinging at low-outside pitches, which he inveritably pops up. Add in the fact that he is maybe the slowest person in Major League Baseball and he just doesn’t seem like much of an asset.

by randolphforpresident on Jun 2, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s just in an epic slump, this wont continue (please god?)

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All-Star voting ends in a month or so, Bengie will be better afterwards.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully. The ending of All Star voting last year didn’t help Rowand.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

what will it take for Bochy to move Molina out of the cleanup spot? He’s not ideal in the spot when he IS driving in runs, but right now it’s ridiculous. Move him down in the order and do it now.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 2, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but you know what that would mean don’t you?
Meet your new clean up hitter: Aaron Rowand!

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I forgot who our manager was for a second. Sandoval should be hitting cleanup for this team. The Giants’ aren’t getting homeruns from anybody, they might as well use someone that can get a few hits and not clog up the basepaths.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 2, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie doesn't clog up the base paths

He’s got a .258 OBP….i WISH he was clogging up the base paths but he’s pretty fucking useless when he’s not hitting.

by superk1ng on Jun 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, please not Rowand!!

It’ll just screw him up, and just when they’ve finally gotten him hitting! Seriously, don’t switch Rowand. For whatever reason, he clearly is flourishing in the leadoff spot.

Let’s face it, the Giants simply don’t have a cleanup hitter. Let’s stop trying to force square peg after square peg into that round cleanup hole. I say we just leave the spot vacant, and when the #4 spot comes up in the order, Bochy just can say, “PASS!”.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have not had a clean up hitter in several years. I’m continually pissed off at the front office for not filling that gaping and festering hole.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a cleanup hitter as recently as 2007.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh – you’re right. It just seems like so very very very very long ago.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 3, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Punctuation

I can spell like a champ. My grammar’s OK.

But I’ll never get punctuation right as long as I live. The subject heading, “No, please not Rowand” means something like, “please don’t make Rowand happy”. It probably should’ve been more along the lines of, “No, please!! Not Rowand!!”

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 3, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that pretty much the same thing Molina has been doing for the last month?

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by EliminateMe on Jun 3, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

BengieWatch (NSFW)

5 for his last 51

With…

    * .096 AVG.
    * .111 OBP
    * .115 SLG
    * .226 OPS

Rated M — May not be suitable for ages 12 and under. Contains graphic scenes of fail, including gratuitous first-pitch swinging, extremely-out-of-strike-zone slop-waving, and sundial-slow running to first base.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, should have been 5-for-52

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best clean-up hitter EVER!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first when they put him there, it was clear that he was hitting in the four hole but nobody expected him to actually hit like a fouth place hitter – he was to just go hit like Bengie and not worry about HRs and being Ryan Howard and so forth.
Well, after all this time, and Bochy, the broadcast team et al. constantly touting him as Mr. Clutchy the RBI machine, he started trying to live up to being that guy – and the results aren’t pretty and the spiral is self-reinforcing.
Also, it’s possible he’s just sort of fat and old.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 3, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh

he’s a career .308/416 hitter and is a 35 year old catcher.

You expect him to be an asset?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 3, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Those are his OBP and SLG.

by Natto on Jun 3, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I was confused at first too.

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by bondslegend on Jun 3, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been above average the past two years.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson going for 300th win and ESPN decides Tigers-Red Sox is more important.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They were watching the game tonight.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So ESPN thinks Johnson has no chance to win 300 tomorrow.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes sense, considering we’re playing Washington, who is pretty good at not losing games.

Oh, wait.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned on the Washington game for a few minutes last week, and one of their announcers was talking trash about how there was no way Randy Johnson was going to win his 300th against them. How can you sit through two months of watching the worst team in baseball and still be able to talk trash? If I were one of their announcers I would be saying let’s not embarrass ourselves in that big game.

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 2, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was one of their announcers I think I’d crawl under a rock and die to save myself further embarrassment.

I imagine being a Washington Nationals fan must be like being a cicada. You’re underground (i.e. in the bottom of the division) for fourteen years (or however long it is), then for one glorious day (game) you shine. Then you die.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one listens to the Nationals announcers anyway. They have the worst TV ratings in baseball, by far.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

what???

but they have rob dibble!!!

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Jun 3, 2009 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants were one walk off home run away from losing 3 of their first 4 vs. Washington.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, you’re wrong, because Washington could not have won the game on a walk-off home run in San Francisco. You can’t hit a walk-off anything when you’re the visiting team.

Second the Giants have technically always been one walk-off home run away from losing every single one of their road games.

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s referring to Sandoval’s walk-off. If Pablo K’s instead, the Giants lose 2 of 3

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by norcalnick on Jun 2, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think you need to reread that post, then your reply to that post…

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by bondslegend on Jun 2, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN thinks the Red Sox are the epicenter of the baseball universe. Stupid Sox.

Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."

by LargeFarva on Jun 2, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RED SOXXXXXXXXXXX!!111!1!!

ESPN is too busy furiously masturbating to Boston sports teams to chronicle something that actually matters.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 3, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Up next, part 5 in our 13 part series on what’s wrong with David Ortiz…

by AndOnTheDrums... on Jun 3, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a hat rack?

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Jun 2, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What fucking happened?

I left the office when we were up 5-2.. sigh

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So it’s YOUR fault!

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were placing blame all over the place

The true culprit reveals themselves

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed Uribe’s error, What type of play was it?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Backhand grounder near the line. Not exactly an easy play, but it should have been made

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

this one is really getting to me. I mean, up 5-2 in the mid innings on the freakin’ Nats, and we can’t hold it? even the fact that Dodgers and the Pads are losing doesn’t come close to putting me in a better mood. essentially, this shit just does not compute.

by BigO on Jun 2, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, I was not surprised to see that Merkin blew up after Howry left the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked tonight’s Man Vs Wild.

I didn’t like tonight’s baseball game.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It was already on? I thought it was on at 10

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 2, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it at 7, because I am cool.

Okay, that coolness thing is clearly a lie. My apologies.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DirectTv?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on Jun 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the one

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it with Will Ferrell?

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 2, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was.

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by groug on Jun 3, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tivoed, but not yet watched

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 3, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Biden/Sotomayor bit is funny

by wilriv21 on Jun 3, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was 5-2 when I went out to dinner

Why the heck was Lincecum pitching in the seventh?!

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by antinous on Jun 2, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

because Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the name of a hit new sit-com.

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by antinous on Jun 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or like a catch phrase. Even if it wasnt his fault, the answer would always be “Because Bochy”

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy-noun-

From the root word ‘botch’, meaning to to spoil by poor work; bungle

The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jun 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona blows

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a rotting cesspool of a state.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

tough night for the jerks at ESPN. The son of Mark Sclereth gets the loss

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 3, 2009 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the brighter side Big V homers for San Jose tonite

by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

From the sound of Ritzo’s voice it was MAJOR YARDWORK

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A nice little rally and he may get another PA.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, will get another PA regardless.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANGEL'S HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

would take the 4 ribbies from Big V

by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odle looked sharp.

Robby Thompson "hey Hinshaw, let me see your hat for a minute."
Alex HInshaw "Why?"
Robby Thompson ,"You'll see...."

by LargeFarva on Jun 2, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be sarchasm. His line score is brutal

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Estimated at 463 ft.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the minus side, Quirarte got rocked.

So did the rest of the pitchers, but I care about them less.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t listen to the rest of this game.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Difference between ESPN and MLB Network: ESPNews showed highlights of the Yankees-Rangers 4 minutes into their show. MLB Network showed highlights 22 minutes into their show. ESPN had obvious biases toward the Yankees. MLB Network does not.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

An unrelated note,

F**K YEAH, HALLADAY!

Pretty crazy that he gets a CG win, Ks 14, and still gives up 4 runs, with a WHIP under 1. That’s a weird line.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 2, 2009 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If Peavy wants to impress the Phillies enough for them to trade for him, he sure didn’t do it last night

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 3, 2009 4:54 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants can dine on my underwear. I hate them all.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 3, 2009 5:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Renteria!

I haven’t gone through the gameday comments, I’m about to to see what was said, but I blame Renteria for the craziest double play attempt in the sixth (it could have been the seventh, last night is getting blurry). Throw it to the second baseman chump! That’s what he’s there for.

I’m not saying that changes the outcome of the game with the bullpen explosion, but all in all I blame him for the loss.

by paboperfecto on Jun 3, 2009 5:58 AM PDT reply actions  

It was really poor judgment on his part. He propels himself at full speed to the bag (instead of tossing the ball to Burriss, who is waiting there), then while still in forward motion without a chance to get set, he launches a giant airball to first base. It was bad bad bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 3, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching on TV either Kruk or Kuip started saying something about “That was really weird…” and then topics moved on and the thought was never finished. I do believe he was referring to Renteria taking it himself though.

by paboperfecto on Jun 3, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He may have been safe at first even with a good throw. I too was surprised that he took it himself. When Kruk said that comment I took it as that he was surprised he air-mailed the ball, but your right, he did not finish his thought.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 3, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

my thoughts

1. Talk about irony! Earlier in the day yesterday, I had written a Fan Post about how well the bullpen was doing and how much better they were than last year. I accidentally deleted during the Preview and didn’t have time to re-do it.

2. I had to pitch BP to my son’s team yesterday. When I got out of the car, the Giants were up 4-2, when I ot back to the car, it was some serious “WTF?!”

3. Calvin and Hobbes > Far Side > Bloom County > everything else

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 3, 2009 6:39 AM PDT reply actions  

In solidarity with you...

…the Giants bullpen decided to pitch BP also.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the Nats broadcast

Rob Dibble is the play-by-play guy. His analysis is pretty bad, but he can be humorous when telling stories from his playing days. And he’s not afraid to call people out. But I was about ready to commit Seppuku when he said something to the effect of: “You know, the Giants are swinging at a ton of first pitches. They’re doing our pitching staff a ton of favors!” It was almost like he expected us to have a major league hitter in the lineup…

/sigh…

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Jun 3, 2009 7:20 AM PDT reply actions  

does anyone listen to the game on the radio in the car?

When I do this, I flip to a music station between innings. Whenever I flip back and the Giants are batting, I am well into the 2nd – or even 3rd batter. Whenever the other team is batting, I can switch in the middle of them batting (say one guy gets a hit) and I come back and the next guy is STILL hitting.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 3, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

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