GameThread II
by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:42 PM PDT
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Giants offense
Nah
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The Giants offense would prefer not to suck less, thank you very much.
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What’s he saying?
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
So my highlight tab only has Bard’s HR. Apparently, the Giants are not highlight-worthy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It’s not like the Giants hit a home run today that could be construed as a highlight.
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Only three innings later.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
poop
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
“Until there is a Cure” night vs. Oakland. Another mistake. Now Giants fans will be subject to the homophobic chants by Oakland fans.
Since about 1993, actually.
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Sadly, there is no cure for being an Oakland fan.
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, n/a on a stat sheet.
BBk supports Sleepy's Law: "As a hoops discussion grows longer, the probability of an absurd trade proposal involving LeBron James approaches 1."
That’s never stopped them before.
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the A in “A’s” stands for Assholes.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to have Dave Stewart’s numbers forensically examined as well….
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. TAKE PITCHES GUYS.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So now we send the guy with 44 pitches thrown back out before he can even catch his breath. That will do wonders for his control.
If the fuckers would have stared at 3 strikes each, we’d at least have made the pitcher throw 9 pitches.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
We’re getting Maddux’d. Have we struck out yet?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
to strike out means you have to see at least three pitches
that ain’t happening
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
This team makes me want to die.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
All this negativity on Timmy day…
So sad.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, weren’t you trying to get us to boycott the whole fucking team a few days ago!?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
IF THAT WAS A MASCOT IT WOULD BE BURNIE BREWER
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Not really. It was more a gauging of just how much power people felt they had to effect the team.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the 1989 Giants. A team that could actually hit.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Except against Welch and Stewart and Eckersley.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And sure-fire Hall of Famer Mike Moore.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
no. he started and won 2 games.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Former #1 overall draft pick! And a graduate of Oral Roberts University.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
small sample size!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, Welch never pitched in that series. The A’s only used 6 pitchers in 4 games. But we owned Gene Nelson!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
There wasn’t much on that team except Clark and Mitchell, offensively.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
He wasn't very good in 1989
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Brett Butler had a higher OBP than anyone on this team except Fred Lewis.
Also, Will Clark and Kevin Mitchell were really fucking good.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Robby Thompson was pretty good too.
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Sure
But Butler’s 1989 was kind of meh. Yes, that makes him better than just about any hitter on this team.
Still, there wasn’t much on that team, offensively.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Giants' half-innings
End before I can even SAY “take a damn pitch.”
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Kruk. Always hating on pitch counts.
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STFD Johnson
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Throw strikes!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hey, we got Johnson out.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And Zimmerman!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wait, Emmanuel Burriss is from the Washington DC area?
Judgment Day is coming
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they should do a feature on it.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim has none control.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I wish the Giants had someone who could hit like Adam Dunn.
Too bad there was no way to make that happen.
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What is the point of Carney Lansford?
Does he believe in working a walk once in a while?
If so, does he ever tell anyone to take a pitch or two?
If so, does anyone even listen to him?
If no one listens to him, then why was he hired?
Really, why even have a batting coach?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
he has a hilarious name
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
His kid was on our high school team and was our best hitter. Josh was a very patient hitter and Carney got frustrated with all the walks and takes on 3-1 and 2-0 pitches. They made a deal: every Josh took a 3-1 or 2-0 strike, he owed his dad five bucks. Even when I was sixteen, i thought that was idiotic.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Funny thing is, he had a .343 OBP as a player.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
True story. I was about five feet away when the deal was made.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I mean, I love Carney. He’s a great guy and really good at teaching the fundamentals of hitting. He’s got a great eye for details. But teaching approach at the plate? Well, maybe not.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Come on giants pitcher, find that groove
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
FAILribe
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
URIBE IS IN FOR HIS GLOVE
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That better be an error. Also, Pablo would have had that.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
E-5
“Just gets under the glove of Uribe, who has put on a few pounds since his time with the White Sox” – Nats announcer
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
Not sure, but they also just said: “The only leather he got on it was his shoe.”
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No choice with Extra Innings. :(
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So lucky. But hey, at least I get to see the silly nats commercials, etc.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a good thing we don’t have Pablo Sandoval playing third. He’s fat and doesn’t play good defense.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was on the phone BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST URIBE KILL YOURSELF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
2/3 of those headlines created daily on Chronicle Live are pretty unappealing to me.
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Gameday has decided to stop
Perhaps that is for the best.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
same for me.
I prefer to live in this world.
by NorCalBruin08 on Jun 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Why couldn't it have stopped before Bard's HR??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
That was an error right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I have to pretend like it doesn’t bother me or I will go on (another) 5 state killing spree.
So, meh…
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Greg Maddux
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Was that for Stammen or the AFLAC question?
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it’s only 2-1. we can still score. This is the Natinals, we’re talking about here. Their pitching is horrible, especially their bullpen.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
your optimism is misguided
we are the SF Giants
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It’s also the Giants we are talking about.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I love MLB Extra Innings
I got like 8 games to choose from right now but I’ll get all 15 games by the end of the night.
+ 1 billion
I’d be lost without it (all Padres all the time? no thanks)
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
60 pitches in 3 innings of work – ouch
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
Juan Uribe, utility infielder: good
Juan Uribe, everyday third-baseman: bad
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LET’S GIVE HIM ANOTHER MONTH OF STARTS TO FIND OUT FOR SURE
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Hey now, Panda, let’s get it going.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey, remember before the season when we were worried that Molina and Winn were old and their production might fall off? Good thing that didn’t happen.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
His OPS+ is down 13 points from the last two years.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think the offense is confused. They saw Rowand hit a HR to start the game and have decided to swing at everything.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
they don’t need a reason.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
“Hi, we’re the Giants offense and we’re not even fucking trying.”
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“Let’s play.”
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, more pop-ups.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo Sandoval took the most pitches of anyone in that inning.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
ugggh
me too, biggest strike zone of the century
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Time for Timmy's gay brother
Nick Linthicum
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
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Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
There’s not enough people named after presidents anymore.
Grover Cleveland Alexander: awesome
Woodrow Wilson Guthrie: awesome
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Sheriff Harry S. Truman: awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The Cubs had a Roosevelt Brown several years back. He didn’t amount to much, though. His Major League career ended after just one term.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
There are lots of John Fitzgeralds out there. But I think I’m gonna name my kid Martin van Buren Guenzer.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mine will be Millard Fillmore [last name].
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD BARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wasent bard just up?
i hate teams with offense
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and dink
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
DDDDDDDDDDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That’s two Hernandez. One more, and we’re bringing out the Gimp.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Good thing their pitcher never learned how to bunt.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
This game sucks so far
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD FLOWER POWER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bunting is hard.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bengie now 5 for his last 49
With…
- .102 AVG.
- .118 OBP
- .122 SLG
- .240 OPS
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Let’s trade Sanchez to the Orioles for Greg Zaun!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Posey? we’d do better with Whiteside….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
no let the kids have a chance
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Careful – you don’t want to hurt his feelings by pointing out his suckiness and the fact that his clock is running down.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
What the eff is that music? It’s terrible.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Cristian Guzman's chin is still sending out the bat signal
Giants need a bat man more than Nats
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Pablo should have gotten him.
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He swiped at the bag…most times a runner will be sliding and would be out.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
TI woulda had him.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, but TI wouldn’t have been able to replicate Pablo’s prodigious offense today.
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This is true. TI wouldn’t have seen five whole pitches in two ABs.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nevermind. I thought that was a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, come on Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nick Johnson looks like a villain on Deadwood. Or the first, first baseman for the Cleveland Spiders.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
That was Guzman's 4th walk of the year.
Quite an accomplishment, walking him.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
That a boy, Tim.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I can talk along with the ugly-woman-becomes-hot-through-sports-knowledge commercial.
This is sad.
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Presumably
There is no one here to look at me.
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Starting to wonder about Timmay
The fastball is now topping out at 91.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
This road trip has started out with the ship already taking on water….. can’t be a good sign for things to come….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
The trip started off with a home run.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
3 pitch inning
double play and a popup
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
ANOTHER HIT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I walk away for five seconds and we get two hits?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Burriss’s power swing = medium deep fly ball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GIVE THAT MAN SOME STEROIDS
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Nope
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not as long as you’re watching, anyway.
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If this were little league, that would be Burris’s second home run
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
good bunt but Rowand will now pop up on the first pitch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
groundout on the third pitch
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or hit a 2 run single on a pitch other than the first
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, Scott. Put a fork in it!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If Rowand gets at least one RBI here I'll add him to one of my fantasy teams.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
I will not let you show me them
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Dear William Neukom...
Is having every hitter in the Giants lineup swing at first pitches THE GIANTS WAY??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
That was Ball 3, Rowand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Umm, Rowand
You’re supposed to have the advantage on 2-0
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
HELL YES.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
NatLOLs!!!!!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lolzies
AWESOME!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ONLY THE GIANTS
LOLNATIONALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Offensive explosion!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 2, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
They decided to again do that thing where you step on the white pentagon.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That play was so great, the pitcher threw a shoe.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 2, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Now THAT is the Giants way!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
The Giants pull lots of Homers.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
“Do you even know what button you pushed?”
“Moe.”
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Dude, other teams feel sorry for us!
They keep helping us! I’m going to write a fanpost about this!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Atta boy, Gar!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m gonna be greedy and ask for another run, please.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
dont test the gods.
but good work
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Rated
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I love Randy Winn
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’m gonna be greedy, again, and ask for another run, please.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
My dog has decided to put his head right in front of the computer screen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HeadShot? J/K
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
mine has decided to rest on my feet
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
That would be preferable. Mine is just busy attention whoring.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WINNer
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Bengie, I realize that you’ll probably end this inning. Please don’t look like an asshole while doing so.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I f-ing hate pop-ups.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the 'out' is redundant
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I wish Bengie was good again
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I feel bad for the Nationals fan.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
it doesnt make sense for us to use a basepaths plug like bengie in the middle of the order
by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 2, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Houston’s. The Rockos sucko
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a quick inning, Timmy. We believe in you.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else in the lineup would have been moved down by now if they’d been hitting like Bengie has for the last 50 AB.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YOU DON’T DISRESPECT YOUR CLEANUP HITTER LIKE THAT
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Will Clark jersey T-Shirt?
I wanna get that I wanna get that I wanna get that
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TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’s been waiting for this moment for all his life.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/violently air drums
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bengie Watch...
5 for his last 50
With…
* .100 AVG.
* .115 OBP
* .120 SLG
* .235 OPS
Most of the pitching staff are getting better swings than Bengie right now.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Future Giant?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
112 OPS+?
I’d take him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Well sure, but I meant once he turned 40…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me or does it seem like Renteria is hitting better than .248
DOUBLE SWITCHES AND MATCH-UPS, THAT'S WHAT BRUCE BOCHY DOES!
He's ~clutch~
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kruk, I don’t think Dukes is a gentleman.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PARRRTAYYY!!!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
This inning was going just fine till Dukes. He’s doubled the pitch count for the inning..so far.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD DUKES
YOU STILL DEAD DAWG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
/throws gatorade
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M WORRIED ABOUT TIM LINCECUM.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD Dukes!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This commercial makes me feel sad for Mini owners. I didn’t know shopping carts hated them so much.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Alderson tonight
8 IP, 6 H, 3 K, 0 BB, 2 ER
Losing 2-1.
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Getting him ready for the major league experience, I see.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
just like the big Giants
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitch count 94? He’s got an inning or two left.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
He’ll end the next inning around 110 pitches and Bochy will send him out for the 7th.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’ll end the 7th at 130.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And the game will be tied.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A winner finds a way to complete the game.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 2, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
CHRISTIAN LOLZMAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hey Panda!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUCK IT URIBE HATERS!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Exciting!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
PANDA SPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I Heart Jon Miller…… He doesn’t let his play-by-play interfere with his anecdotes….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
He’s very good at weaving them together.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
My all time Fav was his recitation of ‘Casey at the Bat’ WHILE doing play-by-Play….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember that. Great great radio work that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Ammonia ice towel? Eww.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
pablo blows bubbles while running
i love this guy
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions
That was amazing.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fun Fact
The Giants as a team have drawn 126 walks, dead last in the majors and 60 less the NL average.
that many?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bonds is still drawing IBBs.
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Still sounds like a lot.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
team average is actually middle of the pack!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Do they at least lead the league in GIDP?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL: “Blowing a bubble or a lung, not sure which” re Panda running the bases.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
WTF ARE YOU DOING TO MY SPRINKLES!!?!?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
Stammen
1 K through 6 innings pitched. Bengie was the lone K.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
tim alderson so far...
8 ip 6 hits 2 runs 2 ER 3 k’s 0 WALKS!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
I blame jponry for leaving.
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Doug Mirabelli had to be escorted from the airport to replace him once!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh goddamn.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
IKR? I mean, Burriss was standing there at the bag. Give him the damn ball, let him throw it on to 1b.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
WTF kind of play was that?
Toss it to 2b then let him turn the DP. Shithead.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Five steps away from the bag.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why?
Edgar could do it himself and faster. He just made a bad throw.
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The ball travels faster in the air than in your hand. Burriss was at the bag at least two steps before Edgar.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Seriously? I just watched it again. Renteria charges the bag (where Burriss is standing and has to jump out of the way), and instead of having a guy getting set for a throw, Rent launches it mid-run. Stoopid play.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
FUCK ASS
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kinda sad. That went from a DP w/ no error and an unearned run to a force out and an error with an earned run. Baseball scoring is very odd sometimes.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
not good
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 2, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
THIS INNING IS GOING BADLY
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Oh come on!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, wait… we scored again…. Good.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 2, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
well i blame rentaria
that should have been the third out
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 2, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
God fucking damnit.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
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