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San Francisco Giants at Washington Nationals, Jun 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT



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2009 - Tim Lincecum 4-1 10 10 0 0 0 0 65.1 59 23 22 1 19 84 3.03 1.19


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2009 - Craig Stammen 0-1 2 2 0 0 0 0 11.1 11 7 7 1 3 5 5.56 1.24


Current Series

3 game series vs Nationals @ Nationals Park

Wed 06/03 4:05 PM PDT
Thu 06/04 4:05 PM PDT

The Giants should really put the petal to the metal for this one.

/flower-related joke.

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It took me a moment, but I just got the joke.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't that a pistil

WTF Natto, you’re showing male and female sex organs here! How dare you

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 Nationals.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Reverse jinx?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if we’ll have the stammina

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineups from Baggs' blog

CF Rowand
SS Renteria
RF Winn
C Molina
1B Sandoval
LF Lewis
3B Uribe
2B Burriss
P Lincecum

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo at 1st because his arm still sore?

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he’s going to be there for a while.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or forever.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/TI cries

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Giants would stick with him while he was hitting worse than anything and then bench him as soon as he started heating up.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think the Giants are good at developing position players.

Was that stating the obvious?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also stating the obvious

With the current arrangement, they have two backup first basemen and no utility infielders.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia, thirdbaseman.

Moves Uribe to SS and 2b. Oh and Eli can backup IF too.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me while I weep.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

…while our jcb9 gently weeps…

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Melonhead basically said Uribe is the starting 3rd baseman for now.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't like Melonhead

I do however like that my nickname is sticking

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he should be called The Big Giant Head.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Aurilia!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Sandoval can’t play 3rd because of his arm, I don’t really think there’s a choice. What else are they supposed to do?

by kingofthacove on Jun 2, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could’ve DFAed Aurilia and kept Frandsen.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chance

That would have made sense

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm Just Looking For Reasons To Complain

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

With this team that is pretty easy to do.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was blinded by my anti-Kuiper bias.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are blinded by many biases.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you endorse Clint Hurdle for manager.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then who would bring the VETERAN SAVVY??

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not as worried about right now – it makes sense to keep him in the lineup somehow while his arm heals up. But it’s the afterwards that’s an issue. Bochy’s talking about keeping him there all the time, with Uribe as the everyday 3b. I’d have to assume that we could do better at one of the corners than that, if the management gave a flying fuck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve heard management thinks Pablo gets hurt too much playing 3rd and catcher so he’s the 1b going forward.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gets hurt too much? Maybe I’m forgetting things, but when else has he gotten hurt?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got me. He did take a grounder off the face in spring training. But based on the quotes below I’m thinking the arm injury is just and excuse to get Uribe in the game.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although he’d be almost as likely to take a grounder off the face at first. So I have no idea.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is clearly athletic enough to play a passable third-base. They’re better off finding a range-less moron with a bat of magic to play first. What say you? We already have Rich Aurilia? But seriously, we get more value from Pablo at third because third basemen are harder to find.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And because we don’t have an other young players with potential to play third, where as we have TI at first.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing. I don’t think the current injury can even be attributed to playing 3b.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I wouldn’t mind it as much if Ishi was coming in 7-8-9th innings as a “defensive replacement” so maybe he can keep his swing/bat going?

it’s a rather raw deal when they imply “if you want to keep your job you better start hitting.” Then he does start hitting and he ends up riding the bench.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is Bochy is more likely to put in Aurilia.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem: do you lift your best bat in the late innings for defense? The majority of the team is offensively incompetent. This is the issue with having a poorly composed bench. But yeah, Ishi seemed to be starting to find some sort of stroke. We’ll never know how it would have panned out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats lineup from Yahoo Sports

C. Guzman ss .329
N. Johnson 1b .331
R. Zimmerman 3b .319
A. Dunn lf .270
E. Dukes rf .277
W. Harris cf .264
J. Bard c .174
A. Hernandez 2b .273
C. Stammen p .333

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

damn that Stammen can hit

by jctGamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

stamen is a part of the flower

/flower references

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are quite the pistil.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Network showing some old Randy Johnson footage as a Expos minor leaguer.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t think they had video back in those days.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are showing some cave paintings

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Particularly in Canada.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, they scratched the picture into the flank of a horse, that way it moved

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 2, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bully, sir!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their offense is actually pretty good. We just have to hope their pitching and defense continue to suck.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re 8th in the NL in runs scored, worst in the majors in runs allowed.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum vs. Livan Hernandez
Tim Lincecum vs. Kevin Correia
Tim Lincecum vs. Craig Stammen

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/soils self

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Jinxy McJinxerson.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Im no Bondslegend

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy has a no-hitter going!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boch just said, “He (pablo) might tay at first lest of the year…i don’t know, we’ll see”

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

Is he nuts?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bort

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa should request a trade.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s got a lot of options. He’s the worst hitting 1B in the league, except for Chris Davis, who, amusingly, is striking out in 46.7% of his AB’s.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s clear he isn’t going to get a chance here. Maybe some other organization will take a shot.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

46.7%!

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand. However, no matter how Ishikawa was doing, he ass would still be getting splinters on the Giants. He should go somewhere else and at least have a shot at playing somewhere. It won’t happen here.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raise your hand...

…if you believe anything Botchy says at this point.

Cuz’ if you do, I’ve got some beach front property in Nebraska for sale.

I mean seriously, at this point, if he told me grass was green – I’d want independant verification.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I live in Nebraska. Maybe I should give that a look.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah Nebraska

Where men are men and sheep are afraid

by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Scotland.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There really aren’t many sheep in Nebraska. It’s the cows that are afraid.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if Bochy is a liar or just really confused. Probably the latter.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy on KNBR just now: Pablo’s arm is getting better, almost 100%. But he may stay at first the rest of the year. Uribe is playing excellent defense at third and got an important RBI the other day.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is on KNBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must mean all of Ishikawa’s RBIs are not important.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got an important RBI

that’s all that matters.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stole that base drove in that run once!!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam I hate Bochy.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew this was going to happen

when we signed Uribe. :(

Castillo Mark II

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy plays Uribe over Ish

he should be fired. Really. Uribe is a solid-bench player; Ishi may be crap, but that’s what this year is for – the moment he turns the corner they prefer the “proven vet” over the young guy?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we want either Cain or Lincecum in the All Star game?? We know how Giants starters do in the 2nd half when the play in the All Star game (remember Tim didn’t play last year).

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, please

Get both of them in there.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they keep pitching like this, they both make it. Timmy has to basically just play decently and he should get in based on the CYA/Ks.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATIONAL ANTHEM BRASS

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that definitely was brassy

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA

Since could not find minor lines for games from yesteday wanted to give a shoutout to San Jose pitche Clark.

Also the Conan O’Brien Tonite Show was good

by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

i liked conan as well

i had tickets to it but had a wedding to go to up in the bay… dammit! one of my closest friends works for nbc, so i’ll check out a taping in the next two weeks, go backstage and drop a giants cap in conan’s office.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The segment at Universal Studios was awesome.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Also I was at the SJ Giants game and saw Clark’s 10 consecutive K’s. Was awesome. Neal also hit a HR to left that was smoked. Shane Jordan made 2 great diving catches in a row in CF. And Big V got beaned in the wrist but seemed ok.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Cir-cle! Cir-cle! Cir-cle!”

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Pearl Jam song!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny normally do not appreciated Conan and Pearl Jam is a bit loud for me but enjoyed the show. A pleasant surprised.

by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP EAST COAST BIAS ALMOST MADE ME FORGET

by satyricrash on Jun 2, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I probably should just leave the office early on days with a 4:05 start. It’s not like I’m going to get anything done the rest of the day.

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I am tele-loafing today.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap! The broadcast booth in this stadium is in the upper atmosphere!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought they were on the 10th floor of their hotel.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use the phrase often, myself. I continue to wonder if holy crap is from switzerland.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst Booth since John WIlkes!

by satyricrash on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s way up there. The infield camera is at a steep angle, too.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made a lot of jokes about that last year. It was part of the intro for Kruk and Kuip on baseball there for awhile.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember those

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Timmy Day. Go Biscuit

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like the Giants doing their 1989 reunion while Oakland is in town. Honor the team vs. the team that kicked your ass so bad?

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

that whole series needed a do-over.

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do without the earthquake.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was much different than any other series. My sister had tickets on the earthquake day. I was supposed to go the next game, but with civil defense on my ID I was otherwise occupied for the duration.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Aaron Rowand is our leadoff hitter.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: super genius.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But right now you are happy about it.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN YO FACE says Rowand

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Bochy knows something we don’t

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH ROWAND

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON ROWAND LEADOFF HITTER!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a terrible way to start the game

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol leadoff homer

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand! WTF

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s your run, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You forgot the word “first.” It should have been between your and run.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re adorable.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Edgar Renteria is our second place hitter.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i c wut u did thar.

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZESUBOO SHIT YEAH

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Also I bought these chocolate biscuits at the grocery called HELLO PANDA. They have little pandas on them playing sports. I suppose the one playing baseball is Sandoval.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I ATE THE PANDA

These little things are very tasty. There’s a panda doing the pummel horse. Also, windsurfing, boxing, golf, and skateboarding.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

These little things are very tasty.

Heh

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said something like that

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh also

My mom is having me over at her place for dinner on Sunday for my birthday, and we are having birthday pie.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My kids just made me buy those for them! They liked the panda. They’re sitting in my pantry.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re so freaking cute! Plus they’re yummy.

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I’ll hand them around during the game during Panda’s ABs, to bribe my kids into liking baseball.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're cooking with gas

As my gran used to say. She was on my mind the other day, so I feel it’s appropriate to use one of her weird sayings.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say that too. I guess I’m just an old soul.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah you're just weird

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandma has been on my mind too – she would have been 100 last week. She passed last summer. Sorry ’bout yours.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are awesome. They sell them at almost every Asian grocery and snack stores.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found them at Winco of all places.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got mine in the Asian section at Lucky.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit – I hate it when the kids look at me with their big eyes and ask for one more episode of SpongeBob before I watch the game.

Hopefully I’ll be able to start watching in the 3rd inning (although It’ll all probably be decided by then).

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lock them in the closet.

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Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping they start fighting so I can send them to their rooms.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really appreciate the sacrifices my parents made for me.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably an episode they’ve seen 1,000 times.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/annoying spongebob laugh

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that

My daughter bugs me to watch MoMo-chan and I let her?

by jctGamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does seem like a fun activity.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Still in despair.
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Watch out Rickey...

The Gamer’s chasing you!

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by Scooter Ellis on Jun 2, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy’s best attribute is supposedly his Stammena

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta believe Strasburg is gonna replace this fella in the rotation one day

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My understanding is that Strasburg is going to start every day for the Nationals until the sun explodes.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

occasionally they plan to squeeze in the #10 pick to pitch every month

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Giants won’t face Strasburg this season. This is it vs. Washington.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand leading off in with a HR? Where the hell am I?

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In a better world, we move uribe to starting SS when pablito’s arm is better.

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Renteria > Uribe longterm

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Rentaria depresses meh. Couldn’t say why, maybe I just want another Uribe at SS to recapture mah youth.

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by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLASSY

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

They are pulverizing the ball

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Doubles are good.

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Duke Neukom approves.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nationlols

Nice stroke Dwight!

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is the ball traveling so far off their bats, I dont understand?

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Flaxseed oil my friend.

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And Harris almost caught that. No D from Dunn

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Doubles now with added CLASS

by scout6 on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way, that Winn double is the perfect example of why Fred Lewis is so highly regarded by defensive STATS. He would have gotten that.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY?

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILina

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Bengie.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Money!

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, exclamation point fail.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants would stop promoting Molina to the All Star game. Ever since they did he’s gone on a huge slump.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just comical that they’re doing it now that his numbers are all really meh.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*still doing it

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like that happened last year, or am I remember wrong?

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants promoted Rowand and I think he didn’t get a hit the rest of the year.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it did. They should just acknowledge that none of the position players deserve to All-Stars and just move on.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just going to post the same thing, so either yes or we are both remembering wrong.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Bengie gone on one pitch"

so what else is new?

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s almost comical at this point.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stay away from him pablito.

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by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAT GUYZ FAIL

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Those post-Winn ABs were uninspiring.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice patiance Fat guys

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie AND pablo gone on one pitch each

by quincy0191 on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s jumbo prawns in the post game spread tonight

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Timmy got his run

everything else is just extra.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re going to set a record for “number of times retired on two back to back pitches”

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Alderson is pitching tonight for AA Connecticut.

by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I get it. He misread the sign because he was under the influence of Marijuana.

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. He’s dyslexic. Jack In The Box is the official restaurant for peope with learning disabilities.

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Johnson is wearing the wrong uniform

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Because there’s an O on it?

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uuuugh

The HD feed is lousy. How can any team broadcast in such shitty HD? I’m guessing this is like 540p or something really low.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Its not in HD for me

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some shots look SD, others like bad HD. It’s on 718, though…But yeah, even the line score is SD. So yeah..bleh. I disapprove.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have HD so I wouldn’t notice.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD!
j/k

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by The Gene Hackman on Jun 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont walk the guy who never walks

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Im really gettin sick of this lack of patience by the fatasses, bengie mostly as Sandoval seems to be improving

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by TexasRanger on Jun 2, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda has his good and bad moments. Bengie just swings at everything.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Cristian Guzman’s chin is sending out the bat signal

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice STFD

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Guzman

You don’t know how to walk.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB, GUZMAN

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

500!

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim’s at 500 K

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats on the 500th K

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by timmeh on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see Lincecum, he seems to lose weight. He just looks skinnier.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Johnson looks stupid

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 5215 to go.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Look out, Nolan!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Timmy averages 12 Ks per outing? Wow.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No

This is game number 69 for Tim.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be about 7.24 per appearance

by FPTV on Jun 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said 41 on the air. That makes more sense.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I went to look it up after that because there was no way that was true.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it makes no sense thinking about it. They did correct themselves saying that the all-time Giants’ record is 500Ks in the guy’s first 41 starts.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

His batting average begins with a 3. That must be wrong

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

bloop :(

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Johnson is good at hitting against the Giants.

This makes him a jerk.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

F U you double-chinned bastard

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Johnson

do not want. Looks great in Natinals red

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ryan Zimmerman, just 24 years old.” That means Bochy wouldn’t want him.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

send him to AA.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, Tim!

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate long first innings by our pitchers

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmah don’t like teh heat.

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by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all that hair.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was mentioned in the pre-game, but Botchy said it, so I didn’t believe it.

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

being from the pacific northwest will do that to you, hell living in the bayarea will do that to you too

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by timmeh on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim’s had trouble throwing strikes today.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

on top of the third deck

by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they actually sit in the GoodYear Blimp (do they still even have those?) as it hovers over the stadium and broadcast the games from there

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim, you’re supposed to throw it in the strike zone on occasion.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That does not jibe with the Giants Way.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ Way: Don’t do it right

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

over

"I would've been here sooner but I had to shake the Veleasels"

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push

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The seats behind the plate look comfortable.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They are really wide and look cusioned.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it doesn’t cost $2600.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2 to adam dunn facing Lincecum..this has to be…

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

a flyout to right!

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you all think re Tim and his still-very-good-but-now-long-period-of-less-than-stellar performance lately?

Is there something going on, like his poor landing point at the start of the season, or more serious like maybe something with his arm that nobody’s talking about?

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

bad luck

He’ll be fine

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about? He has a 3 ERA and his peripherals are the best of his career so far.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, his ERA is like .4 higher than it was last year… at this point in the season, that’s probably a difference of like 2 ER

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I think he only has 1 unearned run.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stole my opening line!

From what I understand of the advanced statistics and stuff..he is doing better this year than last year. He just has an out of whack BABIP.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His FIP is something ridiculous like 2.15 or something.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEEMS like (I haven't looked it up, shame shame) #P/PA are up, BB up-- not true?

What’s a good resource for the peripherals you’re talking about? Especially if they compare to last year. Many thanks for that.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so… BB numbers are actually significantly better than last year.
3.3 BB/9 last year, 2.6 so far this year. Plus K/9 up one.

BB-REF has everything you could want. Not sure where to find P/PA.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, my eyes aren't deceiving me: he IS facing more guys per inning this year.

Thank you, JPonry, for the BB-Ref citation. Interesting stuff. So it appears his BABIP is up considerably; is your view that BABIP is mostly luck-dependent (or, I suppose, defense-dependent, which is the same thing if you’re the pitcher)? (I am unpersuaded that BABIP is truly valid as a measure of pitching effectiveness, as I subscribe to the theory that once a batter makes contact, what happens thereafter is largely luck. I can’t remember the name of the guy working on that, but I think it is a Greek name. Damn this brain.)

The other thing is that PA/IP is well up this year. I say “well up,” but I have no idea if it’s a lot or not, but seems like it to me. He faced 4.00 per inning last year and 4.19 this year. Considering that the absolute minimum is 3.00, a jump of nearly 20% of last year’s # minus 3 is nervous-making for me.

Look, I’m not saying he’s bad, or that he is anything but great in comparison to other pitchers. My concern is that I see him somehow not as dominant as last year. He looks like he’s struggling more (wrong landing point, discomfort with tonight’s pitcher’s mound according to Krukow, etc.) I’ll keep following the stats, but there are a small handful that I consider dispositive. The map is not the territory, as the old saying/warning goes.

Many thanks, though. Great pointer. Maybe someday I will engage you in a talk about FIP, what the hell it is, and whether it is valid or merely interesting or merely something a person can say with numbers.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 2, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

His peripherals are better than last season.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're spoiled

It’s our problem, not Tim’s.

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by RDreamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not seeing any of those.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dogpile on the Mayor!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was hit better than it was. It might be because this picture quality is shit.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang….Dukes has a quick bat

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum wins Donkey confrontation #1 of 2009.

by deuce deuce on Jun 2, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

House Now Mainly Offering Pancakes?

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like pancakes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could eat some pancakes

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might make some for dinner.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooo – even better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Congress gives up on legislation, focuses on pancakes.”

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ow

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dukes tries to put Johnson on the DL.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Johnson would not win the World Beard and Mustache Championships.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy on the Cardinals, on the other hand.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the handlebar stache that guy on the D-Backs was sporting? M-O-N-E-Y.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw less pitches

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Dukes!

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a long half-inning.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DUKES

YOU DEAD DAWG

THAT WAS FILTHY.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/sends a text to Dukes of Lincecum’s arm

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve had it with this commercial with Brian Wilson in it.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone see the story about the high school pitchers throwing 200 pitches in one game? We should do that with Tim today.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

How about that U of Texas pitcher who threw in the 25 inning game?

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The BC guy who threw 9+ in that one had never gone more than three innings . . . in his career.

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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the one who pitched 12 scoreless innings?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 scoreless, no hits for the first 12.1.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right – pretty damn amazing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was the story written by Bruce Jenkins?

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Giants hitters,

Take some pitches

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

How the?

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

just got here

Please keep the pitch count down Timmy. Also, hooray for 500th k!

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by raisingcain on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Take one for the team, Fred.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

29 pitches

whoa

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

but most pitchers give up 2 runs in an inning like that

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot

At that rate, he’ll be at 116 after 4 IP. But Bochy will let him go 5 so he can get the W!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

POP UPS

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants need a popup blocker

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is called a batting coach…

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://instantrimshot.com/

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s this on my TV? I thought Pop Up Video was cancelled!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OFFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Taken

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hurt my pitcher, I will find you and I will kill you.

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow..Burris hit that far

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail inning

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

That was quick inning.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

May as well throw Tim back out before he gets a chance to cool down, I guess.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Y’know, we already scored a run. Let’s take the rest of the day off.”

by Natto on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy: “Put it this way boys…the sooner this game’s over while we have the lead, well that’s a win. And we got a lead…so let’s get this game over.”

by sayheybk on Jun 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is frustrating, even with a lead

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I just noticed, to my amazement, that espn has an article about players’ may BABIPs. Maybe they use STATZ more than I realized.

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by raisingcain on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Articles about (and misusing, unfortunately) UZR are popping up all the time now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred is really cute in that Knit cap commercial.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

MEMBER OF THE ALL-UGLY TEAM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DOESNT HAVE AN ALIBI

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never see these damn commercials everyone keeps talking about. I’m going to start paying attention during commercials.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a knit cap.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

stopping in ito say

Juan Uribe…starting 3b on YOUR Sf Giants! D:

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by Speedforthewin on Jun 2, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit the ball well, unlike the other guys…

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's all this complaining?

This is CRAIG STAMMEN we’re talking about!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cy Stammen is like unto a god

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by RDreamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, more pitches

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Tim. More strikes.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

A couple of one pitch outs would be nice.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This camera person is having a tough time tracking flyballs.

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis was out drinking with them last night

by jctGamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be a 1/3?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FAIL

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

poop on a stick

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanted a one pitch OUT dammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The monkey paw is cursed!

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Josh Bard.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This isnt a good sign

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The homer was a crap pitch. The single? What can you do. Low, outside pitch that he stretched out for.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I war referring to the homer and high pitch count

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, those are bad signs.

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by BrianBokake on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree on those being bad signs. Tim doesn’t have much control tonight.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh goddamnit.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Only the 2nd HR he’s given up this year. That’s pretty awesome.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Bard had the worst batting average of the Nats starting 8.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And of course 0 homeruns.

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by raisingcain on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which, of course, means he’ll be the one to hit some HRs.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that pitch was low and outside that he hit :(

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

for the single I mean

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Tim is not feeling it tonight. =/

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m beginning to suspect Tim Lincecum might not be it.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That was almost awesome.

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by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait…..take off his hat..and his wig….That’s not Timmy! That’s Patrick Misch!

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by Karlifornia on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He should have started throwing righty a long time ago.

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StumbleUpon gave me this:

http://imago.hitherby.com/?p=452

I am not sure how I feel about it.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link was too long; didn’t read.

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by can of corn on Jun 2, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand this sentiment, can of…whatever.

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by groug on Jun 2, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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by raisingcain on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Bard entered the game with an .841 OPS vs. SF

So that’s going up now.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump missed the call. Shoulda been a DP.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Most players rarely do that, though.

by SFGuy on Jun 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a double-play anyway. The ump missed the call. The throw beat the runner to the bag.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

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by CB30 on Jun 2, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

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by BrianBokake on Jun 2, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank god. It’s over.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ok I am watching espn gamecast

And in this AB there are two balls and a strike IN THE SAME LOCATION

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by RDreamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Score that umpire’s indifference.

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by BrianBokake on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love your screenname

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by RDreamer on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I dream of the letter R as well.

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by BrianBokake on Jun 2, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LESS PITCHES NEXT INNING!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This game still stinks.

by satyricrash on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BREADBAOWL PASTA

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BAOWL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 2, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

’k guys
could we possibly get this half inning to last longer than 30 seconds?
take a pitch or 2? maybe?
give Timmy a breather?

by Merope on Jun 2, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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