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Giants/Rangers Series Preview

Hey, little girl, want some candy? No, seriously, this backpack is filled with candy. I have to carry it as part of a rookie hazing thing, and...wait, don't run! Seriously, do you want some candy? Oh, good. Maybe that police officer wants some candy too.

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Hey, little girl, want some candy? No, seriously, this backpack is filled with candy. I have to carry it as part of a rookie hazing thing, and...wait, don't run! Seriously, do you want some candy? Oh, good. Maybe that police officer wants some candy too.

For some generations: "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?"

For ours: "Where were you when the first interleague game was played?"

Stan Javier: First interleague home run. Mark Gardner: First interleague win (140 pitches!). Rod Beck: First interleague save (four pitches!). Glenallen Hill: First NL designated hitter (0-3, SF, two errors). We all remember it as if it were yesterday. I was, uh, with that guy in my dorm with the hair, unless I was at the bank or something. I could have been in the quad playing hacky-sack. Maybe I was at a Crash Test Dummies concert -- I can't remember what people did in the '90s.

Alright, so maybe the Giants/Rangers, June 12, 1997 game isn't a cultural touchstone. That's a shame, as the Giants actually won the game. But now the Rangers are coming to our turf! Is it payback time???!!! zomginterleaguexcitementfevertimezomg

Note: The third series is when I start to tire of interleague play. The curiosity is still there -- I haven't watched a whole lot of Ranger baseball over the past couple of years, so I'm interested in a few of their players -- but it's pretty hard to get more excited that I would be for, say, a Pirates or Phillies series. Sorry, Bud. At least it's not the 50th series of the season against the Padres, I guess.

The Rangers are doing well this year, leading the AL West, in case you were wondering. Suck it, The The Angels Angels of Anaheim.

Hitter to watch:

Chris Davis -- player 139C on your Matt Cain Trade Decoder Ring -- just struck out against Randy Joh...wait, he just struck out again. He's struck out 97 times in 230 plate appearances this season. Context: Fred Lewis, the target of the casual fan's K-related wrath, has struck out 54 times in 210 plate appearances. Davis has a ton of power, but his approach has never been especially refined. It's odd to think that he was the short-term fix/pre-arbitration fantasy of a lot of Giants fans this offseason; he's a pretty special talent, but he's going to need some time to develop. Let's hope he waits until after this series. Let's also hope that Giants' third-rounder Chris Dominguez has a similar development path.

Pitcher to watch

Scott Feldman: The second-most famous person to graduate from Burlingame High. I'd like to write that my blogging mastery has moved me up from #892 on the list to the top spot, but that'd be a pretty substantial lie. The list of famous people from BHS:

1. Bill Amend (FoxTrot comic strip guy)
2. Scott Feldman
...
35. Janice, the Safeway deli lady who will always give you extra pickles on your sandwich if you ask nicely
...
892. Grant, proprietor of McCovey Chronicles

So I'm rooting for Feldman in an 8 IP, 0 ER, no decision in a Giants 1-0 win kind of way. We totally have mutual Facebook friends and everything. I think I also might have given up an earned run once for the Rangers (in 2003 -- you probably did too), so there's another thing we have in common. Somehow, I don't think that I have to actively root for Feldman to do well against the Giants lineup, so I'll just stay out of this.

Prediction:

At some point, someone on this site covets one of the Rangers' under-30 hitters.

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I thought Alicia Silverstone went to Burlingame High.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 19, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

San Mateo.

by Grant on Jun 19, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random Burlingame High knowledge...

Dangerous Minds was filmed at Burlingame High but was based on Carlmont High (my alma mater).

One of the best days ever was seeing Catwoman walk the halls a few months before shooting began. Then she went and said my school looked like a prison. I’d call her a bitch, but it was true.

by Ed Jew on Jun 19, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s my Burlingame High edumication…

I went to Burlingame too!!!

by krazybalr on Jun 19, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t Greg Louganis go to Burlingame high?

by jctGamer on Jun 19, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nevermind, i think he went to valhalla. I seem to recall something about him and burlingame

by jctGamer on Jun 19, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot

First interleague hit: Darryl Hamilton

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His face is almost as round as Ty Wigginton’s there.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate Schierholtz?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Carl Pilkington?

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 19, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“a head like a fucking orange”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 19, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“… on a toothpick”

Sorry just had to be said.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 19, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It really is Carl! I wasn’t sure but I just used the google and it told me so.

And this:
“So you’re sayin that it’s easy to send somat up to space, but you don’t believe there’s a little, um, banana machine”

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For more Pilkington wisdom

See http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Karl_Pilkington_Quotes_By_Topic

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While we're mentioning interleague firsts

Let’s not forget current fan favorite Rich Aurilia’s place in history with the first interleague grand slam, hit two days later.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 19, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Ian Kinsler.

by xanthan on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ian wants you too you big stud!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All hail agent #892 !!

Well as soon as he is off his shoe phone.

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 19, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling that this is the series where Chris Davis suddenly develops some plate discipline.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just in time for my fantasy team!

by jctGamer on Jun 19, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“You take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turban. "

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warm Evenings at AT&T plus the Rangers’ lineup means that we might see a lot of HRs this weekend. I don’t think the Giants will be part of the party though.

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 19, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito is pitching Thursday

by jctGamer on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by Thursday I mean Sunday of course

by jctGamer on Jun 19, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Burlingame!!

My high school (Newtown High in Elmhurst, Queens) had Carroll O’Connor (Archie Bunker), Don Rickles, and Omar Minaya. Now THOSE are celebrities!

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think my high school had a pair on that Redneck Wedding showing a couple years back….

Yes, This is still a 79 win squad.
Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar Minaya belongs nowhere next to those 2 legends of entertainment.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it Newton!

My High School has the following Alums

1. Raquel Welch
2. Gregory Peck
3. Robin Wright Penn (“Forrest Gump”, “The Princess Bride”)
4. Gore Verbinski (Director of “The Ring”, “The Mexcian”, “Pirates of the Caribbean” series)
5. The two guitar players from Ratt
6. Cliff Robertson
7. Goofus McPenisbutter

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Gregory Peck. We have Bill Cartwright (champion!) and John “Buck” Martinez, along with a few others that I’ve never heard of (although Stephanie Cox is apparently a pretty good soccer player for the US team).

by paboperfecto on Jun 19, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EGHS FTW, bitches!!!!

You forgot to mention Lance Briggs. Dude’s awesome.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 19, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taj Mahal FTW

And our rival produced Tyler Walker, which has to be points for us.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 19, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m underwhelmed.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 19, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TUPAC WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. For like a year. I don’t think he graduated

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 19, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS NEEDS ITS OWN THREAD

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TUPAC STILL IS GOING TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 19, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You went to Tam?

Lame…..

(joking)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

GET THAT VORP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Jun 19, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What

Did you go to Redwood?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 19, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to HS with Jesse Foppert.

What do I win?

by The Double Deuce on Jun 19, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Jesse Foppert award for most disappointing comment

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 19, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My HS produced Seth McClung.

You all lose!

by xanthan on Jun 19, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My high school produced a guy who was drafted in 49th round by the Brewers and washed out of professional ball after one rookie league season! EXCITING. Of course, he was a prick anyway.

Also some football players (Ken Dorsey, Drew Bennett) and a beach volleyball Olympian. No other baseball players that I know of, though.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wikipedia tells me there was also a guy drafted by the Rockies last year. In the 43rd round, apparently. Looks like he hasn’t played this year, though.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wait

Also, apparently the Cubs #1 pick his year. Brett Jackson. I had no idea.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s pretty amazing.

by xanthan on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And spooky

I fully expect those roots to start moving and swallow me up if I get too close.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t sleep. Roots will eat me.

by xanthan on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Tom Bombadil’s home.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Gets reference)

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 19, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was one of my favorite parts of the book. They should have put it in the movie. I DONT CARE IF IT WAS 5 HOURS LONG.

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 19, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t even get me started on what they took out/replaced/changed for those movies…

I think I still prefer my old “Mind’s Eye” radio dramatizations.

by Merope on Jun 19, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like it too, but I appreciated the fact that they kept it from being LOTR the Musical (Pippin’s singing notwithstanding).

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was bummed that it was missing too… maybe they could have made a featurette out of that portion so they could get people to buy a second boxed set of the DVDs.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 19, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is one of my favorite parts, but weren’t those trees on the way to Tom Bombadil’s rather than actually at his home?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 19, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we're not just talking about athletes

There was a murder of one student from my high school of another student which inspired the Lifetime tv movie Death of a Cheerleader – starring Kellie Martin and Tori Spelling. That’s probably what I’m most proud of.

Also a McCain campaign spokesperson who was assigned with, among other things, preparing Sarah Palin for interviews.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are also at least two McCoven from my high school, which is a good argument for burning it to the ground.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, the perfect patsy!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reply fail.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG NATTO WANTS PIX OF WALRUSMAN

by xanthan on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEAR GOD NO

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE’S GOING TO SHOW HIS LED ZEPPLIN

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AND I THINK YOU DO

by xanthan on Jun 19, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think one of my friends thought that the Led Zeppelin cover was a penis.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEKKID

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOBODY WANTS PIX OF WALRUS MAN

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:-(

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:,-(

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:,-(

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/simpsons joke

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and there was also someone from my graduating class who’s been in Playboy.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only I had them

Actually, I think I would be a little creeped out by them if I did.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to HS with a girl who’s fairly big in the porn industry now.

I watched a few videos. It was weird.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 19, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her porn name was Lana/Lona Peaches, IIRC.

I’m not googling that here at work to make sure.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 19, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My school didn’t produce many athletes. Gill Byrd on the Chargers from 83-92 and Tom Meschery on the Warriors from 61-71.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best thing ever to do with Carol Channing

had me literally rotflol

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

I knew exactly what that would be.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did as well.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree

Self pimp but this is the best thing to do with Carol Channing. (Yes, my only uploaded youtube video.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 19, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More views than any of my videos. :(

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like 90% of the comments are “LOL I’M ONLY HERE BECAUSE OF RYAN STILES!!!!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 19, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

168k views?!?!?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Jun 19, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a tad misleading

34,000 of those views are by HowTheyScored.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did put it up like 2 and a half years ago now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, the ending was scary as hell.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 19, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MUUUUUUUUUUUCH BETTERRRRRRRRRR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 19, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok that was creepy as fuck.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 19, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game over.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How quickly you forget

Benjimen Bratt and member of GSW ’75 Champs Tom Meschery

by Giant Homer on Jun 19, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey what a coinicidence... mine too!

Also, baseball player Kevin Jordan and Lemeny Snicket (hint: not his real name)

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 19, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine produced and harrased Wionna Ryder, Lloyd Bridges

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And also
Aaron Loewenthal from SJSU

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mine produced Doug Davis…suck it!

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My HS produced Nate Robinson(knicks), Roy Williams(the DB), Eddie House(celtics), Donnie Spragan(dolphins) and Kelli White(Balco)

by superk1ng on Jun 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope it didn’t actually.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just blew my mind

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Jun 19, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My high school had quite a few cheerleaders come out of it I guess. And a very good college football kicker. And Gary Radnich. And Pat Hughes.

I think someone also was drafted by the Blue Jays from my school as well.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got you all beat

My high school produced Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, Bob Weir, Courtney-Thorne Smith, the Giants’ own Bob Melvin!, and nostocksjustbonds.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My h.s. (in Niagara Falls, NY) produced nobody of note at all.

My school did, however, lead the county in pregnancies and illiteracy, so that’s something.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because if you are illiterate

you can’t read the condom pack.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 19, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, but irrelevant in western NY... VERY Catholic.

Because, you know, contraception is a sin but teenage non-marital sex is not. Or something.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MARY WAS A VIRGIN!

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Joan Baez, folk singer, class of 1958

Grace Slick, rock singer (Jefferson Airplane), class of 1958 – attended as an underclassman, but eventually graduated from Castilleja

Ron “Pigpen” McKernan, musician (Grateful Dead), class of 1963 – did not graduate

Jim Harbaugh, football player and coach, class of 1982

Bill Pidto, ESPN anchor, class of 1983

Whitfield Crane, lead singer of Ugly Kid Joe, class of 1986

James Franco, actor (Spider-Man trilogy, Pineapple Express, Milk), class of 1996

The Donnas, rock band (Brett Anderson, Maya Ford, Allison Robertson, and Torry Castellano), class of 1997

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

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Joan Baez. Good Led Zeppelin influence.

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Ugly Kid Joe’s bass player went to my brother/sister’s high school. I would have gone there too if we hadn’t moved.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh . . . Phil Coke and some playboy model that I don’t remember then name of.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

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Nina Hartley
Jack LaLanne
Billy Martin
Rebecca Romijn
Andy Samberg
Philip K. Dick
Ursula LeGuin
Phil Lesh

And my 9th grade English teacher was the brother of hot-button issue Bill Ayers.

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by groug on Jun 19, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Ayres is a professor at the university where I went to grad school. I knew a bunch of people who had him as a professor.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My HS produced Nate Schierholtz and Randy Winn. I have a rated fake-beard.

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and Mark Madsen

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 19, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of the three of them, I only actually went to school with Madsen.

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 19, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well you must have gone to school with Kyle Winn then.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 19, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine had Carney Lansford and Mark Langston

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 20, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have two degrees of separation with Grant!

Bill Amend went to Burlingame High. He’s also an Amherst College alumnus. (That’s why the kid wears a purple “A” cap in the comic strip.)

Also, I remember exactly where I was for the first interleague game: Driving cross-country with two buddies after graduating from college. I was listening to the game on the radio that day, sweating like a hog, making a mental note to never move to Texas.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 19, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife's best friend knows his wife

and thinks he shouldn’t have made them move to KC. Or something like that.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Jun 19, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i enjoy that strip

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Amend is one of my heroes.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve gotten away from reading this strip but I should.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He only updates on Sundays now, so it’d be easy to catch up.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No daily strips anymore? That sucks.

Unfortunately I haven’t read the strip for a few years, would take a while to catch up.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but he’s been doing this for 20 years, so he deserves some kind of break. They can’t all be like Garfield with a team of artists doing everything.

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no doubt he can take a break, but I did enjoy the daily strips when I did read the comic.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My high school produced

a crapload of unplanned pregnancies.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you went to Riverbank High School too?

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one of any significance ever went to my high school

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Fergus Falls minnesota in the hizzy?!?

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by bondslegend on Jun 19, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone's high school produce Rush?

Can we burn that high school to the ground?

(This is for you, Walrus. We haven’t had a Rush discussion on these boards in a while.)

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I don’t know if anyone is from Ontario here.

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But feel free to discuss Rush in a positive way below these posts.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUSH SUCKS

by Natto on Jun 19, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wait until I see your daughters again, I’ll try and corrupt them with Rush!

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FU

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Good one!

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THAT’S NOT A POSITIVE WAY

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we have any Canadians at all? I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Canadians hate the Giants

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because there is no Canadian Heritage Nights.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LARS HATES THE USA AND THE GIANTS

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE WONT JUST BE AN AMERICAN HES PC THUG HYPHENATED NORWEGIAN-AMERICAN DAMN HIM.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been called a greasy thug too—-and it never stops hurting.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So here’s what we’re gonna do – we’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…Therefore LARS is obviously Canadian.

by paboperfecto on Jun 19, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully not. I hate Canadia. Except for Rush. And British Columbia and the Yukon are nice.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lived my teen years in Niagara Falls, NY, on the Ontario border (obviously)

Saw a lot of Canadian television; drank a lot of Molson and LaBatt’s beer.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes-- and saw every episode of SCTV

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Count Floyd was my favorite

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve heard Strange Brew.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we probably all have.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not me. :(

I want to.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me neither. Never heard of it before now even.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know of it but I haven’t seen it.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prince of Pop Culture?

You must have me mistaken for someone else. I only know everything about The Beatles and Led Zeppelin.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And taco smuggling

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seinfeld yes. Rush, not exactly.

Add Fawlty Towers to that as well, and Star Wars.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve only watched the first two episodes, but I don’t understand what people see in Fawlty Towers.

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 19, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED! CAINNING! FLOGGING!

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 19, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, but I always figured the fault must lie with me.

by Evan on Jun 19, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Cleese: Manuel, please take these flowers to room 4.

Manuel: [Doesn’t understand, only speaks Spanish]

Studio audience laughs

JC: Manuel, take these, eh, flowero to, um, roomo cuatro, por fabor.

Manuel: [Still doesn’t understand]

Studio audience laughs

JC: [Gets angry, takes flowers to room 4 by himself]

Studio audience laughs

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 19, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

British humour

not everyone likes it.

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by bondslegend on Jun 19, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like British humor. And I like John Cleese. But I don’t like Fawlty Towers.

I’ll try again someday.

by Evan on Jun 19, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it. I’ve seen Meaning of Life about 12 times, and The Office is one of my favorite shows ever. I’m also a fan of Yes Minister, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Extras, and Coupling.

But I find Fawlty Towers boring, repetitive, unoriginal, and simply not funny.

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 19, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not your fault at all.

I’m probably about a medium Anglophile, but can’t stand their version of humor. There is nothing automatically funny about farcical misunderstandings; there is nothing automatically about a man in a dress; there is nothing automatically funny about people of different languages not understanding one another. (There are ways each of these could be funny in a given situation, but the Brits don’t do that— it’s just automatically funny to them when different things are juxtaposed.)

They should stick to… um… let’s see… what do the British do well? The Scots produce great scotch. They should stick to that.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

top gear

they do that really fucking well. Other than that….

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by bondslegend on Jun 19, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The first episode especially is very meh. If you want to watch some great episodes, try Communication Breakdown, Basil the Rat, or The Germans (my personal favourite).

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll try them. But does he learn at some point that Manuel doesn’t speak English?

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:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 20, 2009 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does learn that and just becomes annoyed still.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 20, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If ememory serves he does the English equilant to our speaking slowly, loudly and add an “O” to everything.

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by daveinexile on Jun 20, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t really think he adds an O to everything, by the end he just realizes he doesn’t know how to speak it and just gets mad at him for no reason.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 20, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah well. Like you I never realy did “dig” Fawlty Towers so i will not beat myself up over it.

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Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 20, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I own it, you knob.

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That wasn’t very nice, you handle.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See??

If you had seen Strange Brew, you’d have understood that comment’s proper context.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was like a one-man army. Like Charlton Heston in Omega Man.

You ever see it? Beauty.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 19, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Perry Como’s back…and he’s never been this relaxed!”

Such a great show.

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by Kitspool on Jun 19, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did you drink as a teen???? You have to be 21!!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Mayor is old.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at that time, drinking age in NY was 18, and I could pass for that at 16.

So I’ve been going to bars since age of 16.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drinking age should be 18 still anyway.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Proposed: Drinking age 17, driving age of 19.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amended

Drinking age for non-Giants fans: 17
Drinking age for Giants fans: at birth

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by Kitspool on Jun 19, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time I was in Hawaii the drinking age was 18. That was back in ’83.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Hawaii is old.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I was walking around, some kid offered to sell me some marijuana

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MCC Pot Thread Part III.

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I declined. Only because I didn’t want to have to try and bring it back on the plane.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so no pineapple express i guess

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by The Enchanter on Jun 19, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like hawaii

by hawaiiconnect on Jun 19, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Hawaii will soon be nowaii

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 19, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know Wisconsin was just about the last state to ratify the 21 drinking age. It really doesn’t matter there though still.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All this reminds me of my high school's latest claim to fame

A 16 year old student there drank himself to death a party a month or two ago. wheeee.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mom nagged me by telling me about that.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 19, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WISH,
its 21 booo

by hawaiiconnect on Jun 19, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, looks like we do have a Hawaiian here. Does that count as a Canadian?

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Since it’s the southernmost state, yes!

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn southerners!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alaska, by the way, is the northernmost, westernmost, and easternmost state.

Well, depending on how you define easternmost.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alabama is the Yellowhammer State.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That last sentence blew my mind.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

180*

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s also an island in Alaska called Unalaska Island, which always gives me a chuckle.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to screw with people and call Kansas a middle eastern state: hey, it’s east of here!

by Merope on Jun 19, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s because the USA ISNT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps he thinks Norway is the center of the universe?

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Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on Jun 19, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it b/c Africa isn’t anything, the west is europe, the east is the orient africa isn’t much and where we live is the “new” world even though advanced civilizations have lived here for thousands of years.
That last point is the one that bothers me the most.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 19, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only is Rush playefd ukulele

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 19, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBf-W2n-P_o

I think that’s you playing too.

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YouTube is blocked by my work’s firewall. =p

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It’s not true Rush at least…

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Unrelated but your name reminded me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D-SgA_NJwk

I know they play it on some non-commercial radio show in the Bay Area and my dad always listens to it. We were driving through Yosemite one time along 120 and surfing through the channels, and pick up that song. Broadcasting all the way from the bay area.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guy who does this went 2 my highschool 4 the record

by hawaiiconnect on Jun 19, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a piece on NPR last weekend [?] about the rise in popularity of the ukulele. It’s cheap, portable and relatively easy to learn to play. While the sales of other instruments has gone down ukulele sales are up.

by Merope on Jun 19, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I own/play one. It’s true, they’re cheap, and very easy—-especially if all you want to do is play chords.

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by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

another uke owner/player here

Agree with you on all of those points. It’s just simple and fun. My uncle has a small collection and tends to seek out the more unique ones, so that’s how I got introduced to them.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 19, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.pica-org.org/AlohaFest/index.html

I went to this last year, and they had a free clinic! I recommend stopping by.

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by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

I was there a few years ago and remember sitting in on some of the demonstrations they had. Even though I already knew most of what they teaching, it was still fun playing along with a large group.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 19, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My HS english teacher used to play his during classes reading time and discussions, he also showed us Yoga. One day, like a true idiot, like a true idiot took a paper clip and jammed it in either side of a wall socket. the lights flickered and the computers turned off. But most importantly he shut up for a few minutes trying to figure out what happened

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 19, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS
he is a god on the ukulele

by hawaiiconnect on Jun 19, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His hands flail about as if independent from his body!

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by rotorueter on Jun 19, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Friends reference RECEIVED and UNDERSTOOD

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is awesome.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 19, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I spent a couple of days in Niagara Falls, Ontario in the late 90s while traveling across the country. Once you got away from the falls and the touristy stuff there, it was a pretty depressed town. Lots of closed storefronts and strip clubs.

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by jcb9 on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jcb9 spent a couple days there one week.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah i think he would have mentioned it if he had

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 19, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. And Ontario is the GOOD side. The U.S. side is worse.

Niagara County has more toxic waste dumps per capita than anywhere else in the U.S. The Love Canal was only the most famous one, NOT the worst one.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Butt Pee > Labatt

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 19, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball story, possibly apocraphyl

LaBatt’s was rumored to want to buy the Toronto Blue Jays and name them the Blue Bats, so that when they were introduced in French, it would be pronounced “Les Bats Bleu.”

(Necessary background: Labatt’s Blue is probably their biggest product.)

Anyway, I am a Molson man. Molson Golden in particular.

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by Mayor of 311 on Jun 19, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Canadians have a different form of baseball

where the field is extra long and they use an extra player on the field.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 19, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One suggestion for making Rush more entertaining

Imagine “The Trees” being sung by Tweety Bird.

“Deh wis unwest in da fowest, deh wis twouble wit da twees…”

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE SCREW WITH RUSH?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 19, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOVE, PEAT AND WOCK!!

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 19, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better to screw with them than to screw them

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 1