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mind blown

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is good at baseball.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar Renteria is not.

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those always go foul

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Took me about 10 minutes to actually get the site to load again.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m not first, and i don’t care. so there.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hipster

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

great picture

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

At first, I thought the table was a keg.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

fire is hot

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

$9 million to hit one less HR than Fred Lewis, who has no power this season.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

henry schulman is wishing he re-wrote his article of how important renteria is

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there will ever come a time when we don’t have any shitty veterans on the payroll with multi-year contracts.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe not, but plenty of teams win with baggage, anyway.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t mean I like it.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, I didn’t like it when the Giants were one of the teams that was winning with baggage.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the best our top of the order can do

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You know who I wish we had playing shortstop?

Someone better than Edgar Renteria.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar “I don’t practice” Renteria

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just glad it’s not burris

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford, please hurry.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

$1000 flannel!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All da childrunz iz hoam frome skool an’ clogghen up teh interwebs.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

last!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I ain’t got no Renteria
I ain’t got no crystal ball
He cost a million dollars but
he still sucks balls

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/golf clap

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he only cost a million dollars.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum would make an awesome homeless man

by Mrbasepaul on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you mean street urchin.

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/amusing photoshop

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/comment about pixels

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone with superior photoshop skills to mine… get to work!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum = Gavroche

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

his little pube stashe is killer.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it probably took a month to grow

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a thicker mustache when I was 12

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’d you get that picture of an SFGate comment poster?

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That kid is younger than 12 years old.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that’s Tim Lincecum at the age of 19.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like 27?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry if this has been covered elsewhere, but if memory serves they gave Matt Downs the same jersey number as Kelly Downs.

by out machine on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it was the one that Hugh Downs used to wear.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! IS TOO SEXY!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t think of a word in the English language to describe that look

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINSIH HIM!!!1

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH FINISH HIM

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

(deuces)

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD guy

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

he's not your guy, friend!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your friend, paloco!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

flipping canadians

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill, I would appreciate it if you actually called him by his real name.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD RIVERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The HH people are complaining that the strike zone is too big. I’m listening on the radio, so I can’t tell, although I don’t recall Flemming or Miller saying anything.

Is it big?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, to me, it seems like Tim is getting a bigger strike zone than Palmer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but it doesn’t seem egregious. I’d say it’s on the big side of normal.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s close, the Giants swing at it. Skews the sample.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME AND PABLO SANDOVAL USE THE SAME KNOT FOR OUR TIES

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone going on Sunday and want to sell an extra tie?

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

When I first saw the tie commercial I thought Pablo was saying “DANCE PARTY AT MY HOUSE!”

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sexy party?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck less Molina

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie OBP: .274
Mathis OBP: .299

(but ignore the man behind the slugging percentage curtain)

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain OBP: .321

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh gotta make that play

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Instead of “K-Ville”, couldn’t they have named it “K-Town” or “K-opolis”?

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Velez get to be a balldude?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid work. How’d this lineup get a run off Tim? Magic?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt, wild pitch, bloop

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield hit, wild pitch, bloop

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUINLOL!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Farking pop-ups.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dustin Mohr flashback, but more successful result.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Mohr also caught the ball. He just had to throw home afterwards.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL QUinlan

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

QuinLOLn

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL AGAIN

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe you could just NOT swing at the breaking ball in the dirt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good, Schierholtz. Not good.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Schierholtz wouldn’t swing at bad pitches.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooo….4 hits and 2 runs through six innings off Matt Freaking Palmer.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

More then I thought we would get

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You misspelled Cy Young.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2009 San Francisco Giants

Setting trivial goals (not getting no hit by Palmer) and exceeding them!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were a pitcher, I would never, ever give them a pitch to hit.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So maybe the Giants should trade for this Palmer guy… 5 strike outs…

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they’d take Jonathan Sanchez

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

done.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosie Palmer is handling this lineup easily.

by out machine on Jun 17, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I could go for an Arnold Palmer right now

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Grant write in his preview of this series that we’d win this game 2-1?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SUP GURL

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHeZ mY CoUSIn!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ThAt GuM yOu LiKe Is CoMiNg BaCk In sTyLe!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to fire walk with her

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Angels

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2 pitches 2 outs?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

this tim is boring. where be the Ks!?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch outs are better.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, no, no he needs to save up those pitches so he can go 9 innings. I do not want to endure B. Wilson!

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 K’s in 7 IP isn’t enough?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lolangels

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Lolangeles Lolangels of Lolaheim

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning was awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol 4-pitch inning

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW.

that’s some inning lol.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

damn!!! 4 pitch innings rock!

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, now Lincecum’s pitch count is low so we won’t have to go to our horrible awful bullpen!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels want Lincecum to go the distance

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So that makes a complete game more likely.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

83 pitches from timmy so far

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Were the Giants just batting?

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitch inning

We’ve seen a lot of those, just in reverse.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Sez: Ok now guys, try not to suck at bat this inning……

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I just went to get some water and missed the entire top of the 7th inning.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

same here

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

go get another and you can miss the bottom of the 7th too

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ustream comment “Linscom… very strong”

by Lobsterkite on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG can i have the link.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TY

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that on HH, that was the umpire’s fault. Bigger strike zone. Sure. Franchise doesnt throw the Halos off at all. He just is at his best in day games it seems.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was awesome.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Zero walks for timmy. WOW

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

jinxed

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it only works if natto does it.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

just stopped in to say “GIANTS SHOULD SCORE SOME RUNS!”

wanna get it started, TI?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BAM

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISHISSHISHSISHISHSI

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TI!!!!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Buh-bye!

ISHI!!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKABOOM!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ISHI

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis wants to play

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

THE KILLER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This pleases me. I am pleased.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM!!!!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

+1

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so bad it’s good

by Evan on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK ON THAT PALMER

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM ISHISHAKALAKA

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll chime in and say – MY SON!!!!

Proud new co-dad of Travis Ishikawa. And ishikaBOOM Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIKABOOM

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!

I tried not to yell while on a conference call

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Last of His Tribe

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame oldjacket

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Turns out you just have to ask nicely.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Downs kid.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

EmmanWHOel?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No 0 for 26 here, bro.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Downs: Hitting machine!

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNS!

I got the syndrome

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That shit’s contagious!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im down with Downs

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Downs have any speed?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Downs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

[Kevin Frandsen writes out July rent check for 1-bedroom in Fresno, sighs]

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1 LOL

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor guy’s got a nice apt in San Fran too, he should let Downs live in it.

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… what are the odds the Giants keep him up after Frandsen’s eligible to be called up?
Especially if he continues to hit.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

They don’t really like Frandsen, so I’d say he’s got a decent shot.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play, no out

WAT?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

downs...

hitting .400, which i assume he’ll keep up all season.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Joe Mauer.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more missed bunt and Mathis is going to throw down to first, I’m sure of it

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

now we’ll never know

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

frustrated Frandsen is going to remain frustrated.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck him if Downs keep hitting like this

by jctGamer on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly. The Giants are in no position to complain about getting offense from anyone.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishigawa

as Kuip from the last few years would say.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGuy, what have you done with jponry?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

downs has some kind of special strength, but I can’t remember what they call it.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

syndrome

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

corky

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it ends in -tude

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I get what you’re saying.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

*raises glass

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kinda looks like Chris Matthews. I wonder if his legs are tingling.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it Andres!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

the Roid TV feed is great. Was Matthews playing a real deep CF against Downs? Cause he hit long fly balls yesterday?

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoever found the ROID TV feed: Props to you man. Thanks for keeping me entertained at work.

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like he got a bad break on it.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

this dude has a 15+ ERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He’ll shut us down.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet Kevin Jepsen!

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure what our announcers are talking about. The 2002 WS was completed?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They saw so much death and destruction when the whole stadium was burnt to the ground that day, so many people trapped inside….something inside of them snapped, and they made up a crazy story about how the Angels won in 7 games.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENT IS DUE

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna be evicted

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom’s gotta do some “favors” for the landlord this month then..

Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems

by Scooter Ellis on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent check was mailed, but stolen by the Postman….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol roidTV

2:30 ustreamer-1823: next year we need more power in SF: may be A. Pujol

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds good to me!

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, he actually just means “a Pujols” – any one will do.

Say hello to Luis Pujols, Starting First Baseman.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHATTTT?????

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

perfect throw…close play

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ED THE RALLY GAR DID SOMETHING

LOL FLANNERY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

aw nuts

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow... good try i guess.

nice throw _

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow he was safe

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Downs, you need to run his ass over

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

poop

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit. Now I can’t give credit to Rent Boy for the hit.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

not enough gamertude from Downs there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen: " I would have clobbered that guy."

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

swishes cocktail glass

drinks

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slide could’ve been more creative. Or he could have ran his ass over.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Psh, as if Tim needs “runs.”

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

jinxer~

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFU Amy G. Show me the damn replay

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Or your tits. Either option…

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, The Internet. Home of “Tits or GTFO”

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

gave me a good laugh

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wack

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The talk of collisions at the plate reminds me of this Pablo Sandoval Youtube clip

From his days catching in San Jose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90CXJ3xabfY

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Panda keep ball!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy… he probably could have slid in safe instead of doing… that.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus that was intense.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Hunter

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ustreamer-16644: matt palmer is fatter than artie lange

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is there a site that tells us the stream for every giants game? i don’t know where to find em =/

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

4:35 ustreamer-56021: selbst hier ist man vor deutschen nicht sicher, lool

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rarely is anyone here not truly German? Or is it: “sure of his/her German”?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less annoying to Joe Buck though.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad only has 1 homerun? what's wrong with him

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

*knocks on wood*

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Michael Tucker!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you know what this means

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had some nagging injuries. Also, lack of bat speed.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, using both his bullets back to back. I guess he’s still got Napoli, though I think he’s hesitant to leave himself w/ no catcher.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGE

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING SUCK RENTERIA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Rent

that went under his body

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cripes, Rent, JETER would have gotten two on that one

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar would have gotten that

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You think we could shortstop nap Omar when he’s in town this weekend?
We could just maybe replace one for the other, no one’d ever notice right?

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT RENT!

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

nice range, Edgar

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGE!

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Renteria, I want a new shortstop

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Frandsen raises his hand.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit, Rent. Also, Vlad is apparently reinventing himself as the best pinch-hitter of all time.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fer frick’s sake, I want to go take a nap… finish this!!!

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why weren’t we at double play depth? Did I miss something?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

can we trade Renteria for Andy Marte?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

can we trade him for Andy Rooney?

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take that trade.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Mickey Rooney

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey Rourke

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey Rourke!

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Andy Capp.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE BRIAN BOCOCK

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Still on the 40-man!

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by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh whereforout thou, Omar?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Because his parents named him Omar?

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Is it just me or does it seem like every commenter on ustream is from eastern Europe?

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

CATCH THE BALL MOLINA

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ME

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

not good

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fuck

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck.

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

shitshitshitshitshit

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not going to end well.

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK!

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, crap.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Downs. Don’t touch that!

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

gamers don't understand this

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this fucking sucks

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate the goddamn fucking asshole Angels.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. Ballgame.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

need 3 K’s… =/

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Two pretty cheap-ass hits again.

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

gtfo

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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO.

Now, please.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate the Angels

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

the angels need to die of gonorhea and rot in hell.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Dan Marino!

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria should have turned that double play.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar would have gotten a double play on that.

Fuck, Frandsen might have gotten a double play on that.

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria should have turned that double play caught that ball.

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria should have turned that double play caught that ball retired.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in Wilson for a six-out save! /ducks

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by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throws remote

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to strike out the side.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Godfuckingdamnit.

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck?

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You reallllllyyyyyy suck Renteria.

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to stab myself in the head

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is Edgar doing.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as “What the hell is Edgar dong.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang it.

Renteria needs a substitution.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck is tim still out there?

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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not Tim’s fault. He’s making good pitches. Only Hunter’s lead-off single was really well hit.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

all the hits have been pretty sharp

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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they’ve been ground-balls and two of three should have been caught for outs.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree on the one hit to Rent

the one hit at Downs would have been a great play

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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. It was still a situation where if he got leather on it, he needed to catch it or keep it in front. He did neither and that made the situation worse than if the ball had simply gone through.

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guerrero’s was weak and the one Rent caught was weak.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Renteria

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria sucks.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, JT, for telling us this is probably going to be a bunting situation as we look at the hitter crouched down to bunt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria and Orlando Cabrera have a long-running feud, sort of like Vizquel and Jose Mesa.

In this case, though, I’m starting to side with Cabrera.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW FAIL

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

Rent had no chance at first. Downs was waiting at second for the throw, easy tag out or pickle. fuck.

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by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

GOD DAMMIT BENGIE

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA SUCKS TOO

THIS INNING SUCKS.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

These veterans are terrible.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh holy hell.
I’m going to bed!

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m going to north korea.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS, LETS SEE HOW BAD IT CAN GET

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I give up

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

furrrck

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by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m a little concerned

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like the defense is trying to see just how poorly they can play this inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

With great success

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helluva job, Renty

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!~!

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him? =(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

K-dp-lets get outta the inning

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING CRAP THAT I AM READING ON THAT DAMN GAMEDAY?! AND WHAT IS IT WITH THOSE MOTHER HUBBARD ANGELS BEING LIKE AN ASSWIPE AND TYING THE GAME?!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mother Hubbard?

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant to say Monday-to-Friday

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

L Ron Hubbard?

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JI

JIM THOME

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMEMBER THE PART WHEN HE SAID THAT

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A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM TIMMY!

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

A loss feels so inevitable right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

trust in the Panda

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHH.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line downwards is like a dagger into my hopes and dreams.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd whoever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

“Not catchable for Bengie Molina.”

As if anything’s catchable for Bengie Molina.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ya rly

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is now leading the MLB in Ks

suck it, Verlander

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd bastardo

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

HH update

One guy calls us “Frisco” and makes anal sex jokes.

One guy wants to be beat someone called “Linsecum.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that explains all the anal sex jokes on HH

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine what they think we mean by “toe the rubber.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

grounder to anywhere but short. please?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so cute that Bengie thinks he could actually throw someone out on a snap throw to first. :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m shocked he didn’t throw it away.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh

That was a really big 90 feet right there…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there goes the DP

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKKKKKKKKK

At least throw home.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the baseball 101 information in the tense situation, JT.

Uh, wtf, I feel like you could have gone home there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

bengie, pls don’t suck thx.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is so over

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

well that wasn’t so much fun

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Things I don't like

- Being stabbed in the eye
- Butt pee
- xanthan
- This inning

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval: “Well I’m sure we can score in the bottom half of the inning.”

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia:

Put me in coach, I’m ready to play!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t even looking home there. WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BODY BIAS

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I hate the Angels

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

They had him at home, imo.

by out machine on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if they had him, but there was still a pretty good shot of getting him and THE GAME IS TIED IN THE EIGHTH INNING AND YOU’RE FUCKING PLAYING IN.

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Pablo had a shot at the out at home.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah he did

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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on the verge of tears.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pretty demoralizing.

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, even though i dont feel like laffing

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy's mad.

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So am I

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stfd

whatever.

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is so good Bochy won’t let anybody relieve. Got to have more confidence in Romo, you can’t count on complete games every dang time.

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd kendry

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I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE ANGELS. I HATE RENTERIA.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

3-4-5

Normal teams think they can score with these guys coming up

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

teams can score?

by ktice on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa's due up fifth!

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 IP, 9K, 0BB, 0 HR.

The BABIP gods are cruel. And by BABIP gods, I mean Renteria’s glove.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Which of you kids have picture TV? Could Panda really not have thrown home???

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by The Enchanter on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe. I think he should have given it a shot, but he didn’t even look home.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he had plenty of time to go to first, he could have at least given home a look.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the speculation is that he didn’t have a grip on the ball, but yes, he could have

by ktice on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He most certainly should have.

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's Lincecum's pitch count?

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/through tears
109

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threeve

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by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s not a joke. It’s really 109

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine was a joke,

but I knew it was close.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

one hundred nine

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Guyz we has 2 moar innings geez whatz wrong wit u?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, we get to see, like, 5 more pitches

by ktice on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIS result for 'pathetic weeping'

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by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah, Canadians.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadians should cry. I mean, the US is right there.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was decidedly NOT classy, Randy. WTF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great. First pitch chopper against a new pitcher. I fucking love this offense.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Is life really worth living anymore?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad their not afraid of using a lefty vs. our cleanup hitter

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck off Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

I’m about ready to pull a Tonya Harding on him.

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by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.com headline before the game: "Tim Lincecum has not lost a decision since April 12."

STFU, MLB.COM.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least Bengie got to see 3 pitches this time.

by Steve on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s not put it all on Renteria, it’s not like he botched that double play, then let Rivera’s liner over him, then he didn’t get to Vlad’s ball, and then he nearly threw the ball away.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait it sounds like you ARE blaming him. Say what you mean!

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, Pablo…

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by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to break something

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and next inning Aurilia will hit for Ishikawa vs. Fuetnes

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had better be Uribe.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lefties cant etc etc

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this happens I will never be able to forgive Bochy. Even if we win the rest of our games for the next 6 years.

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by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops….I was wrong

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, thats freaking darren oliver. I thought he was dead.

by Big Daddy J on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller just said Lincecum was furious in the dugout, took his glove off and looked like he wanted to fire it somewhere.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar’s head?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have fired it at Renteria

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

si

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

try renteria, Tim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEUCES

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This goes beyond sad

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Old guys embarrassed themselves today.

by out machine on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Pablo.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

cool or whatever

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH LOOK ITS AURILIA GREAT STRATEGY BOCHY!!!!!!

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHY

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE SHIT?

WHY IS AURILIA HITTING?

FUCK YOU BOCHY.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda walk.

and Richie apearance. Where’s Rowand?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!!?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

 WHAT THE FUCK!? RICH AURILIA!?!?!!? Wait, why am i surprised?

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I crying or laughing?

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BV

oh its ok guys RICHIE HAS GOOD NUMBERS IN HIS CAREER AGAINST OLIVER LOL

BRILLIANT STRATEGY BOCHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

he really mashed against him…

…in the 90s.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Rowand and Uribe on the bench. Good lord.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, but not enough veteran clutchitude

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia, Schierholtz. What’s the difference

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD SCHIERHOLTZ OESN’T HAVE FUCKING PLATOON SPLITS YOU EMPTY HEADED BIG HEADED FUCKING RETARDED MOUSE BRAINED FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING STUPID THIS IS FUCKING INSANE

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This didn’t come off as harsh as I wanted it to.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AND KUIP THINKS THOSE NUMBERS WILL INSPIRE SCIOSCIA TO TAKE OUT OLIVER. THIS IS HILARIOUS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahaha. Fuck this team, Fuck this front office, Fuck Bochy, Fuck Renteria, Fuck them all.

by out machine on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP JT

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I was just thinking how great an Aurilia AB would be right now.

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by Goofus on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

The vomit icing on the shit cake.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, this means that Rowand or Uribe will hit for Ishi. Sigh.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WILL WE GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO SCORE? WHY WOULD YOU SEND OUT AURILIA WHEN WE HAVE ROWAND AND URIBE?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Need them to hit for Ishi and Downs in the ninth

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

make me eat my words.

by out machine on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the strikeout.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I screamed in my head when I saw Aurilia

by Kestrel76 on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone fire Bochy please

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DEUCES

Richie, you better fucking do something positive here.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just the worst managing decision of the year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no words for how much I hate Bochy at this moment.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Kuip and JT would stop slobbering all over Richie, it’s pathetic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what's really depressing?

If the Giants stay in even marginal Wild Card contention, I bet Bochy gets a contract extension.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

/vomit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with losing

for the greater good

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 17, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the Chronicle story tomorrow about how the Aurilia lovers will have to eat their words and admit that he really has been terrible for this team.

Really. I’m sure that will happen.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SWUNG AT BALL FOUR!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You had that typed out before huh?

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS BALL FOUR YOU FUCKING MORON

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE BALL4

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 4 Richie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Take it once, you can take it twice, Richie.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FDKLSHFLSDKHFLSDKHFSLKHFS BALL 4!!!

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve always found it annoying how some hitters readjust their batting gloves after almost every pitch

by Lobsterkite on Jun 17, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

where's my audio?

oh there it is.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Prepare to get gamered, Angels.

Two-run double coming up.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie scoring from 1st on a double? Ha!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 17, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie! I never doubted you

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 17, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you know Nate is 23 for 54 against lefties in his career? Thats .426. With a 630 Slug%.

I was waiting for Richie to make an out, but still.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says barely outside.
So apparently Richie wasn’t following the Aurilia handbook of plate discipline.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on Jun 17, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

“Justin Speier” is an awesome name.

He’ll Justin Speier us all

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by Goofus on Jun 17, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it’s only 60 million down the drain.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

More hot pic about him

 Cool guy.just saw his profile on a wonderful club called ""i n t er r a c i a l s i ng l e o n l i n e dot com….really want to know what happened on him, dating with someone? Or showing himself?

by kily200 on Jun 17, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

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