Gamethread II
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mind blown
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Tim Lincecum is good at baseball.
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rofl
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
At first, I thought the table was a keg.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Renteria sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fire is hot
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if there will ever come a time when we don’t have any shitty veterans on the payroll with multi-year contracts.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Maybe not, but plenty of teams win with baggage, anyway.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Doesn’t mean I like it.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Hell, I didn’t like it when the Giants were one of the teams that was winning with baggage.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
You know who I wish we had playing shortstop?
Someone better than Edgar Renteria.
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Edgar “I don’t practice” Renteria
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
last!
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
I ain’t got no Renteria
I ain’t got no crystal ball
He cost a million dollars but
he still sucks balls
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
I think you mean street urchin.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum would make a great sea urchin
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
does it look anything like this?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
How’d you get that picture of an SFGate comment poster?
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Actually, that’s Tim Lincecum at the age of 19.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
more like 27?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry if this has been covered elsewhere, but if memory serves they gave Matt Downs the same jersey number as Kelly Downs.
Yeah, it was the one that Hugh Downs used to wear.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
hugh laurie?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t think of a word in the English language to describe that look
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD guy
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'm not your friend, paloco!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
flipping canadians
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill, I would appreciate it if you actually called him by his real name.
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD RIVERA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The HH people are complaining that the strike zone is too big. I’m listening on the radio, so I can’t tell, although I don’t recall Flemming or Miller saying anything.
Is it big?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Honestly, to me, it seems like Tim is getting a bigger strike zone than Palmer.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LINCECUM EARNED A BIG STRIKE ZONE BECAUSE HE WON A CY YOUNG
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
Maybe, but it doesn’t seem egregious. I’d say it’s on the big side of normal.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If it’s close, the Giants swing at it. Skews the sample.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ME AND PABLO SANDOVAL USE THE SAME KNOT FOR OUR TIES
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pablo has shiny teeth in that commercial
must be the braces
When I first saw the tie commercial I thought Pablo was saying “DANCE PARTY AT MY HOUSE!”
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
sexy party?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie OBP: .274
Mathis OBP: .299
(but ignore the man behind the slugging percentage curtain)
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Balldude fail
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
+109
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid work. How’d this lineup get a run off Tim? Magic?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Farking pop-ups.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Dustin Mohr flashback, but more successful result.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Mohr also caught the ball. He just had to throw home afterwards.
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I wish Schierholtz wouldn’t swing at bad pitches.
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Sooo….4 hits and 2 runs through six innings off Matt Freaking Palmer.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Your 2009 San Francisco Giants
Setting trivial goals (not getting no hit by Palmer) and exceeding them!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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If I were a pitcher, I would never, ever give them a pitch to hit.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
done.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I could go for an Arnold Palmer right now
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SUP GURL
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
this tim is boring. where be the Ks!?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
1 pitch outs are better.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 17, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
7 K’s in 7 IP isn’t enough?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
lolangels
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Lolangeles Lolangels of Lolaheim
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
WOW.
that’s some inning lol.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
83 pitches from timmy so far
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
4 pitch inning
We’ve seen a lot of those, just in reverse.
by Duelling Brandos on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
Tim Sez: Ok now guys, try not to suck at bat this inning……
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
I just went to get some water and missed the entire top of the 7th inning.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
go get another and you can miss the bottom of the 7th too
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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OMG can i have the link.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TY
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Wow, that was awesome.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
just stopped in to say “GIANTS SHOULD SCORE SOME RUNS!”
wanna get it started, TI?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
ISHISSHISHSISHISHSI
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
TRAVIS!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Buh-bye!
ISHI!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
ISHIKABOOM!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ISHIKABOOM
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!!
I tried not to yell while on a conference call
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Turns out you just have to ask nicely.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I like this Downs kid.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
83 pitches for Timmy
He should complete this.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Downs: Hitting machine!
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That shit’s contagious!
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Downs have any speed?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
[Kevin Frandsen writes out July rent check for 1-bedroom in Fresno, sighs]
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+1 LOL
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor guy’s got a nice apt in San Fran too, he should let Downs live in it.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So… what are the odds the Giants keep him up after Frandsen’s eligible to be called up?
Especially if he continues to hit.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
They don’t really like Frandsen, so I’d say he’s got a decent shot.
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One more missed bunt and Mathis is going to throw down to first, I’m sure of it
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
now we’ll never know
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly. The Giants are in no position to complain about getting offense from anyone.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ishigawa
as Kuip from the last few years would say.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SFGuy, what have you done with jponry?
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downs has some kind of special strength, but I can’t remember what they call it.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
gamer-tude
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry, I get what you’re saying.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He kinda looks like Chris Matthews. I wonder if his legs are tingling.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the Roid TV feed is great. Was Matthews playing a real deep CF against Downs? Cause he hit long fly balls yesterday?
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
Whoever found the ROID TV feed: Props to you man. Thanks for keeping me entertained at work.
by CaliforniaBone on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yw
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It looked like he got a bad break on it.
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this dude has a 15+ ERA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m not sure what our announcers are talking about. The 2002 WS was completed?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
They saw so much death and destruction when the whole stadium was burnt to the ground that day, so many people trapped inside….something inside of them snapped, and they made up a crazy story about how the Angels won in 7 games.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
RENT IS DUE
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Mom’s gotta do some “favors” for the landlord this month then..
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Rent check was mailed, but stolen by the Postman….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol roidTV
2:30 ustreamer-1823: next year we need more power in SF: may be A. Pujol
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Sadly, he actually just means “a Pujols” – any one will do.
Say hello to Luis Pujols, Starting First Baseman.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
FUCK
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
wow... good try i guess.
nice throw _
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
wow he was safe
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Matt Downs, you need to run his ass over
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
not enough gamertude from Downs there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kevin Frandsen: " I would have clobbered that guy."
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
swishes cocktail glass
drinks
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Psh, as if Tim needs “runs.”
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Ah, The Internet. Home of “Tits or GTFO”
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hahaha
gave me a good laugh
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The talk of collisions at the plate reminds me of this Pablo Sandoval Youtube clip
From his days catching in San Jose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90CXJ3xabfY
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
OMG
Panda keep ball!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of the syndrome
It’s Amy G
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
ustreamer-16644: matt palmer is fatter than artie lange
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
4:35 ustreamer-56021: selbst hier ist man vor deutschen nicht sicher, lool
by Duelling Brandos on Jun 17, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Rarely is anyone here not truly German? Or is it: “sure of his/her German”?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Less annoying to Joe Buck though.
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Vlad only has 1 homerun? what's wrong with him
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
*knocks on wood*
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
oh you know what this means
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’s had some nagging injuries. Also, lack of bat speed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WTF Rent
that went under his body
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Omar would have gotten that
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Kevin Frandsen raises his hand.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Damnit, Rent. Also, Vlad is apparently reinventing himself as the best pinch-hitter of all time.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
can we trade Renteria for Andy Marte?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
can we trade him for Andy Rooney?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
can we trade him for Andy Roddick?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll take that trade.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Because his parents named him Omar?
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
not good
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Oh fuck.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Downs. Don’t touch that!
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
gamers don't understand this
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Just got here. Maybe I should leave.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
gtfo
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
GTFO.
Now, please.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I fucking hate the Angels
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Renteria should have turned that double play.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Renteria should have turned that double play caught that ball.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bring in Wilson for a six-out save! /ducks
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
Godfuckingdamnit.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You reallllllyyyyyy suck Renteria.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I want to stab myself in the head
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
What the hell is Edgar doing.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I read that as “What the hell is Edgar dong.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
dang it.
Renteria needs a substitution.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Why the fuck is tim still out there?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
This is not Tim’s fault. He’s making good pitches. Only Hunter’s lead-off single was really well hit.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
not really
all the hits have been pretty sharp
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Yeah, but they’ve been ground-balls and two of three should have been caught for outs.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
agree on the one hit to Rent
the one hit at Downs would have been a great play
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Fair enough. It was still a situation where if he got leather on it, he needed to catch it or keep it in front. He did neither and that made the situation worse than if the ball had simply gone through.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Guerrero’s was weak and the one Rent caught was weak.
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Renteria sucks.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Renteria and Orlando Cabrera have a long-running feud, sort of like Vizquel and Jose Mesa.
In this case, though, I’m starting to side with Cabrera.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fuck
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GODDAMMIT
Rent had no chance at first. Downs was waiting at second for the throw, easy tag out or pickle. fuck.
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
I give up
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
It’s like the defense is trying to see just how poorly they can play this inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING CRAP THAT I AM READING ON THAT DAMN GAMEDAY?! AND WHAT IS IT WITH THOSE MOTHER HUBBARD ANGELS BEING LIKE AN ASSWIPE AND TYING THE GAME?!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
He meant to say Monday-to-Friday
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
L Ron Hubbard?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JI
JIM THOME
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
REMEMBER THE PART WHEN HE SAID THAT
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A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
A loss feels so inevitable right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YES.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I hate you
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
stfd whoever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
“Not catchable for Bengie Molina.”
As if anything’s catchable for Bengie Molina.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Lincecum is now leading the MLB in Ks
suck it, Verlander
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
I laughed and laughed at my dad for drafting Verlander
:(
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HH update
One guy calls us “Frisco” and makes anal sex jokes.
One guy wants to be beat someone called “Linsecum.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Well that explains all the anal sex jokes on HH
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Imagine what they think we mean by “toe the rubber.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
It’s so cute that Bengie thinks he could actually throw someone out on a snap throw to first. :’)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Uh
That was a really big 90 feet right there…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FUCKKKKKKKKK
At least throw home.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
wow
bengie, pls don’t suck thx.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Things I don't like
- Being stabbed in the eye
- Butt pee
- xanthan
- This inning
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Sandoval: “Well I’m sure we can score in the bottom half of the inning.”
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Aurilia:
Put me in coach, I’m ready to play!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn’t even looking home there. WTF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t know if they had him, but there was still a pretty good shot of getting him and THE GAME IS TIED IN THE EIGHTH INNING AND YOU’RE FUCKING PLAYING IN.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t think Pablo had a shot at the out at home.
cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"
yeah he did
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’m on the verge of tears.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
timmy's mad.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
stfd
whatever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE ANGELS. I HATE RENTERIA.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
3-4-5
Normal teams think they can score with these guys coming up
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
Which of you kids have picture TV? Could Panda really not have thrown home???
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
Maybe. I think he should have given it a shot, but he didn’t even look home.
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He most certainly should have.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Threeve
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
109
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and that’s not a joke. It’s really 109
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
mine was a joke,
but I knew it was close.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
GIS result for 'pathetic weeping'
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Hah, Canadians.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Canadians should cry. I mean, the US is right there.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh great. First pitch chopper against a new pitcher. I fucking love this offense.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When The team pitching Tim Lincecum loses to the team pitching Matt Palmer
Thats when I give up
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
Fuck off Bengie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Seriously
I’m about ready to pull a Tonya Harding on him.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
MLB.com headline before the game: "Tim Lincecum has not lost a decision since April 12."
STFU, MLB.COM.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Let’s not put it all on Renteria, it’s not like he botched that double play, then let Rivera’s liner over him, then he didn’t get to Vlad’s ball, and then he nearly threw the ball away.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Wait it sounds like you ARE blaming him. Say what you mean!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE
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absolutely
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It had better be Uribe.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If this happens I will never be able to forgive Bochy. Even if we win the rest of our games for the next 6 years.
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller just said Lincecum was furious in the dugout, took his glove off and looked like he wanted to fire it somewhere.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
Edgar’s head?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DEUCES
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thank you, Pablo.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OH LOOK ITS AURILIA GREAT STRATEGY BOCHY!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHY
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Panda walk.
and Richie apearance. Where’s Rowand?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
OH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!!?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK!? RICH AURILIA!?!?!!? Wait, why am i surprised?
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
BV
oh its ok guys RICHIE HAS GOOD NUMBERS IN HIS CAREER AGAINST OLIVER LOL
BRILLIANT STRATEGY BOCHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We have Rowand and Uribe on the bench. Good lord.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yeah, but not enough veteran clutchitude
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Aurilia, Schierholtz. What’s the difference
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD SCHIERHOLTZ OESN’T HAVE FUCKING PLATOON SPLITS YOU EMPTY HEADED BIG HEADED FUCKING RETARDED MOUSE BRAINED FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING STUPID THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
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i will just say it before the at bat
FUCK YOU RICHIE!
by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah
I was just thinking how great an Aurilia AB would be right now.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Of course, this means that Rowand or Uribe will hit for Ishi. Sigh.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 17, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
WILL WE GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO SCORE? WHY WOULD YOU SEND OUT AURILIA WHEN WE HAVE ROWAND AND URIBE?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Someone fire Bochy please
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DEUCES
Richie, you better fucking do something positive here.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You know what's really depressing?
If the Giants stay in even marginal Wild Card contention, I bet Bochy gets a contract extension.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I'm okay with losing
for the greater good
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I can’t wait for the Chronicle story tomorrow about how the Aurilia lovers will have to eat their words and admit that he really has been terrible for this team.
Really. I’m sure that will happen.
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SWUNG AT BALL FOUR!
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
THAT WAS BALL FOUR YOU FUCKING MORON
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
New thread
worst timing ever
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 17, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
where's my audio?
oh there it is.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Gameday says barely outside.
So apparently Richie wasn’t following the Aurilia handbook of plate discipline.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
More hot pic about him
Cool guy.just saw his profile on a wonderful club called ""i n t er r a c i a l s i ng l e o n l i n e dot com….really want to know what happened on him, dating with someone? Or showing himself?

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