Open GameThread, 6/17
Los Angeles Angels at San Francisco Giants, Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT
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Speaking of the Cubs
epic Cubs fan fail: http://chicitytees.com/kosuke-fukudome-lee-tshirt.html
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More fail
Monopoly is a Parker Brothers game, not Milton Bradley.
Also, I love that this shirt is on a Cubs fan site.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG FAIL
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the product description
CRY BABIES…CHICAGO CUBS CRY T-SHIRTS. EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE OF THE CUBS WORLD SERIES DROUGHT BUT THIS T-SHIRT SHOWS THEIR MOST ANNOYING QUALITY. THE CUBS CRY SINCE BIRTH. BACK OF THE T-SHIRT READS…CUBS SUCK FOR A LIFETIME…
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They set the bar so low with the racist Harry Caray ones, that this one just doesn’t seem so terrible.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM BEGGING YOU!!!
PLEASE DO NOT LOSE TODAY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will lose all faith in humanity if we lose today
I MEAN, COME ON! MATT FREAKING PALMER!
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You still have faith inhumanity left after the times the Giants lost to Kevin Correia and Livan Hernandez with Lincecum on the mound?
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correia and Livan have shown some ability to put up a good start from time to time. I’m not even sure right now how Matt Palmer gets outs. He’s a flyball pitcher that doesn’t strike anybody out, walks too many guys and was generally bad/mediocre in the minor leagues.
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re gonna feel pretty silly after his no-hitter today featuring 14 strikeouts. But I admire your fortitude. You got moxy, kid.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm prepared to lose faith in humanity
because it’s soooo the Giants to let a shitty pitcher do that to them. I’m going to be very angry though, more than normal.
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps a strongly-worded letter?
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suggest Q. That letter seems to be really strong.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not strong. It’s afraid to be by itself, relying usually on the constant presence of U.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, you mean you don’t use words like QI, QAT, QANAT, QAID and FAQIR in everyday conversation?
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qatar, Iraq, Q-Tip.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said USUALLY!
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
qat
by FairweatherFan on Jun 17, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, there was a guy in my junior high named Qasim.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correia and Livan have shown some ability to put up a good start from time to time.
from time to time = when facing the Giants
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Lineup"
CF Torres
SS Renteria
LF Winn
C Molina
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
1B Ishikawa
2B Downs
P Lincecum
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/throws Ishikawa a curveball at his foot
/waits for strikeout
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, if you remove Lincecum, this lineup would probably be roughly as effective reversed.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I like this lineup in reverse even better.
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
by Die Hard on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
top-to-bottom fail!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This lineup does a fine job of not featuring Rich Aurilia.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by younghutch on Jun 17, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineup notes
- nice to see Pablo back at 3rd.
- nice NOT to see Richie Failrilia
- switching Downs and Edgar would make this lineup better.
- as would switching Panda and Molina
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Rowand could use a day off.
I have no idea why Molina continues to hit in front of Sandoval. Sandoval is a better hitter and runs better. This should be the biggest no brainer in the history of mankind.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
biggest no brainer?
meet Bruce Bochy.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Timmy,
Spare us.
Regards,
The Bullpen
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
6-0?
If Matt Palmer becomes an All-Star, I shall commit Harey Carey.
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The way things have been going the drinking probably should have already started.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most days Laura Palmer could throw a quality start against our lineup, and she’s dead.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laura Linney
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timcecum Linney?
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 17, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should have brought up Ramon to pitch this game!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No pessimism, it’s Lincecum day.
D:
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Timmy Day
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez could be bounced from the rotation sez Baggs
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/06/17/sanchez-2-7-could-be-bounced-from-rotation/
What does "making an adjustment" mean?
"Change the order, put Jonathan in the bullpen, possibly. It includes everything."
But not sending him to the minors. Sanchez is out of options, and he’d almost assuredly be claimed off waivers by another team if the Giants attempted to send him down.
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
skip a start
seriously, let him figure out what the fuck is going on.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he’s a mess. Give him some time off somewhere.
by Evan on Jun 17, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he and Richie could have some sort of unfortunate “accident” that puts both of them on the DL for a month or three
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
it worked fairly well for Cain a few years back
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
any chance we could skip yesterday’s and call for a “do-over” ?
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, they canceled the 2002 World Series after Game 5. Anything’s possible.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll look good in a Florida Marlin uni
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullpen might be best for him. He doesn’t appear to be able to stay focused for more than an inning or two, so maybe short-attention-span relief would suit him.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP JERKIN HIM AROUND GIANTZ BRASS!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not talking a temporary move. Put him there and leave him there. Let some other team make him their reclamation project if they want.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw
I still think he has more value right now as an awful starter with upside than a reliever.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But think about it – he can come out of the pen firing scorchers and not having to worry about a second time through the lineup. He won’t have to concentrate for too long. It might work for him. As everyone has pointed out repeatedly on this site, 5th starters aren’t all that special or hard to come by.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I see what you are saying, an awesome reliever is better than a 5th starter. I just think that his upside will lead him to be a #2 starter (OR THIRD STARTER AT BEST) and that is way better than a competent reliever in the trade market.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send him to Tomko’s psychologist.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're going to Misch him, I think
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I almost forgot today was a day game!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too!
I saw open gameday thread and naturally put 2 and 2 together.
I must have been Sherlock Holmes in a former life.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
(Epic on purpose reply fail!)
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes 6, right?
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have class Mon. & Wed. nights for the next 7 weeks, day games are good things. Monday off days would be nice too, but oh well…
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
day baseball is what the game was meant to be
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O M G
what is vlad wearing when he works out…
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
San Jose also has a nooner today. Skippy Barnes is pitching for the Little Giants in today’s game.
Big V returns to the lineup with Nicky Nooner batting 8th
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna go, but one of my kids may be coming down with something. Durn germ buckets.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snow on the mic
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
From Jenkins:
The bitter view: Sanchez isn’t just costing himself a job, he’s costing the team a chance to build a contender.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
9 losses this season when he pitches
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenkins was also specifically addressing Sanchez’ plummeting trade value. He would have been the best bait to get a hitter into the lineup, but now not so much.
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by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That includes 3 or 4 games where he got Cained.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-9… ouch.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I play the Giants drinking game, but with pushups instead of drinks… how strong will I be by the end of the season? Or hell, by the end of the week if Richie’s starting.
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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now, now, you must be balanced, and target all those main muscle groups: pushups for offensive flailings, situps for defensive screwups, and squats for managerial miscues.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squats kill for the first 3 weeks
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by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve already said this a few times, but I don’t like Rowand, so I’ll say it again: 1/15 with 8 strike outs and no walks in the last four games.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So you’re happy he’s getting the day off?
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he clearly needs it.
But having heard many, many times when he was hot about how he magically became a good hitter by batting leadoff, I still feel the need to point out that’s no longer the case.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering he is the leadoff hitter, how many runs did he score?
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None in his last five games.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT WHAT ABOUT RBI’S???
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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rbis would be great. Batting leadoff he should be scoring runs
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he doesn’t get on base, he can’t score. and even if he does, if the batters behind him don’t drive him in, he can’t score, which isn’t his fault.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(And seriously, if he’s been on base once in four games, that’s a pretty good sign he hasn’t scored a lot of runs, don’t you think!?)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too much math!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought all hitters were evaluated by RBIs
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they were evaluated by first pitch outs and fake bunts.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis leads our team in runs
that’s what makes him good right
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he runs fast
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no it's not
he leads the team in runs! He’s getting on base and running himself in!
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great
then the Giants should get a boatload of talent if they put him on the market. I’m hoping for Wright, Ramirez or Lee
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no they need to get a big thumper so that thumper can drive in lewis
he runs himself in while they drive themselves in!
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whereas Rowand would get all three of ’em on the trade market.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course!
rowand doesn’t run himself in or drive himself in enough
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would definitely rather have Lewis at his salary than Rowand at his.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT A TRUE LEADOFF HITTER…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, it says 2 tacos for 99 cents
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RIP Fred Lewis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s the new Nate.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum’s too cool to button his two top buttons, apparently
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s just so burly and barrell chested that he can’t get them buttoned.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he lost that weight just in time for the actual first pitch.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whenever I see his name, I always pronounce it “CH-OWN” Figgins.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As do I.
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Thats the way it should be pronounced
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we always say Cho – knee like the word my Spanish speaking kiddos use for boys underwear.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
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by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like with 2 syllables? wow.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat LAA
Happy Timmy Day to all!
/Now back to work
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
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California
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Advantage…………..Lincecum
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikes
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Palmer is a fat AA pitcher. The Giants don’t get beaten by fat AA pitchers.
I like cats.
by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Yes they do
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIS result for 'beaten by fat AA pitcher'
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I knew some of Satan’s cheerleaders. They’d probably be fun.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So thats what defense at first looks like
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowker wouldn’t have gotten to that one.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
would not want him to. He should be playing the outer outfield
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should trade our entire bullpen for Aybar!
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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, and JEFF MATHIS
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strikes
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw the changeup
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boom
Roasted
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD RANDOM GUY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD
Nasty
34-29 - Giants Series Record: 13-5-3, 9-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Objectively speaking, this might be the worst starting pitcher the Giants face this year, and the worst lineup the Giants face this year. I don’t see how they lose any worse than 6-1.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lyricalkiller being bondslegend
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, the game started already? Crap.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You just missed a K.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for those at work
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/roidtv
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. Completely out of sync with Gameday Audio, but I can’t complain.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can!
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a True Giants Fan
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you can’t complain, what are you doing here?
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mind blown.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
that is PERFECTLY in sync with my gameday audio. This is awesome
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD MACER
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Angels, please stop acting like David Eckstein and let Lincecum throw a complete game please.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKum

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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under of pitches in bottom first
8
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take the under.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
would you like to revise that number?
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
under
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Mike Napoli. Good.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop hitting them to people.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Palmer’s curve that big last year?
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he didn’t have any control in his 2 starts with the giants
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Montage on demand!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
when Giants get Lincycum 3 or more runs he is 26-1
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m guessing that one was the game in Kansas City last year.
I like cats.
by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think he got the loss in that one.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the 1 was against Arizona when Lewis misplayed that ball late in the game.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or was it Velez?
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a 3-2 game… thought it was 4-3, my bad.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yawn.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he’s going to shut us out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can barely contain me excitement
34-29 - Giants Series Record: 13-5-3, 9-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
avast
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick, quiet inning.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miller's talk of Palmer's won-loss as a rookie reminds me of Kirk Rueter
He went 8-0 for the Expos in 1993.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
except he lost 2 games last year.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, what Miller was talking about is that Palmer is the only rookie over the age of 30 to start a season as a rookie with that many straight wins.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do the Giants get a chance to hit?
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
never
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do pigs fly?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL Jeff Mathis sucks. It’s like playing Emmanuel Burris over Carlos Beltran.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He will now hit two home runs.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
13 pitches for a 1-2-3 inning? Pshaw.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re extra patient today.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
I wasn’t sure if the Angels played in Anaheim the last time they were the Los Angeles Angels, or if they really did play in LA.
They did play in LA – for one year in a ballpark called Wrigley Field (not THAT Wrigley Field) and then in Dodger Stadium for a few years.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like one pitch outs.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially when it’s the other team hitting into them.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m in a boat! I’m in a muthaf—kin boat!
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<3
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell ya
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got your flippy-floppies?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i be be flippin burgers
while you be making copies
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just swing and miss and give up you bums.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he is hiding food in his cheeks

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WALNUTS!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason this reminded me of the hamster I had a long time ago. It would stick uncooked spaghetti into it’s pouchy dealies – that was one weird looking hamster.
[His name was Doodles, cuz if you picked him up, that’s what he’d do all over your hand.]
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Gordon Beckham got a hit today to raise his average to .135!
Maybe they rushed him a little.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He left his conditioner in AAA
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doing his best Aurillia impression.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DURTY4BEKUM
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s getting his sea legs. he also walked today. he’ll hit.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LinceKKum


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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim is good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This Lincecum guy is pretty good.
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t we try to sign GMJ, but the Angels gave him an extra year or something? Am I remembering this right at all?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it was something along those lines.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We settled for Dave Roberts.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We also made a run at Juan Pierre that year.
This being a year after Randy Winn signed a multi-year contract as our starting center fielder, mind you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should probably go ahead and get this started now
HEY MATT PALMER HAS A NO HITTER GOING
I like cats.
by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A pitching performance with NO HITS allowed?!?!? ::rubs eyes in disbelief::
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some deuchebag A’s fan called into KNBR yesterday bitching about Pablo bunting last week to break up the no-hitter in the 4th inning….
really? a no-hitter in the 4th? i guess that’s all A’s fans have to be excited about these days.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Brenly is an A’s fan? Who knew?
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A’s fans don’t have their own station to call into and bitch.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure they do
the BART station – coliseum stop
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how manages San Jose
but he sucks. He consistently bats shitty hitters at the top of the line up. Bocock second? REALLY?
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
better than leadoff, like he was for a while.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andy Skeels
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT?
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
geez
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie…
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Bengie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way harsh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
way fair
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice one bengie
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poll
Definitely D
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cleanupz
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well if you strikeout Bengie looking with a fastball, you must be doing SOMETHING right.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh look, no hits
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I definitely hate the Red Sox the most
I hate their fans with an unusual passion.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yankee fans are pretty obnoxious as well. Of course, dodger fans…
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The poll was which AL team do you hate the most
between
Angels
Yankees
Red Sox
A’s
and The Red Sox are worse than ther yankees only for the reason that they spend almost as much as the yankees do and act like the yankees are the evil empire and that the yankees buy their talent. Wayyyy too many fair weather Boston douches.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the Giants can send there pitching prospects to Anaheim so there pitching coaches can straighten them out. FIrst up, El Guapo.
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When they are done, will they send them back?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Palmer mentioned the Angels “fixed” him with a tweak
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“fixed” him?
like how we “fixed” our dog?
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I had no idea JT Snow started out a Yankee.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
traded for…. Ken Hill?
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Abbott
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it, Jim Abbott.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hence the Sabean love.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double yawn
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GROUNDBALLFEST '09!!!
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m already disgusted.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish somebody would kick each hitter in the nuts as they walk back to the dug out
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game should be over by 2pm at this rate.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its pathetic what our hitters do in hitters counts
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reuben sandwich for lunch today
hot damn that was good.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Home-made turkey & ham sammich. Low fat pringles & a pickle.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds delicious. I had leftover steak and now I’m having an apricot and a nectarine.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no offense
but i have never been able to make leftover steak taste good.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no offense
that would make you the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t get this at first. Well played.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the angels game thread
“palmer > lincecum”
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL WUT
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From giants game thread
lewis is great
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From wilriv game thread
BILLY SADLER EME JACKS WILLIAMS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more rubber toeing.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gerald Posey, shortstop.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see that the Giants’ 50th round pick was mainly an outfielder in college, but the Giants want him to toe the rubber?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you know the fella playing 2b for SF today was a pitcher until recently?
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Downs pitched through HS and JC, but stopped pitching mid-year during his transfer year at University of Alabama in 2005.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Jun 17, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is talk of 5th round Belt and 3rd rounder Dominguez may toe the rubber one day
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody has said that besides you.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLwat
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIS for “bad bengie” comes up with an image from a TMZ article about Bengie being sued by his ex-wife.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/27/wife-to-molina-you-stole-home-and-money/
TMZ will report on ANYTHING, huh?
I like cats.
by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
better not offer him arbitration now
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TMZ will report on this comment.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either TI or Downs syndrome goes yard next innings
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKKKum



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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
QuinLOLn
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flem with the jinx
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jinx works both ways
Palmer is throwing a no hitter!
by Angry Dwarf on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD QUINLAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT QUINN
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love our announcers.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AngeLOLs
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD Mathis
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKKKKum




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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD MATHIS
Tim’s molestache is not working for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Making them look like Giants
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT MATHIS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit, Johnny Mathis!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
San Francisco native, incidentally.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NAPLOLI (or his lack thereof)
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under on total hits in game: 10
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
definitely the under
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD PALMER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow pwned
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKKKKKum





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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow. jesus christ.
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT EX GIANT
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m beginning to suspect this Tim Lincecum guy might be a good pitcher.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
did you know the grand canyon is a pothole somewhere in arizona?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIT PALMER!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LinceKKKKKum!
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quinlan, Mathis and Palmer all down swinging…
This is what would happen if Lincecum got to face the Giants.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 Were looking
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly, I’m an idiot. I meant like… going down swinging as striking out in general. Oh well.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy’s pitching pretty well, but it’s nothing compared to Palmer. THE GUY IS THROWING A PERFECT GAME!
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the strategic jinx. i like it.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG Y DID TEH GINTZ LET HI MGO
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHANCHEZ4PLAMER
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
face palmer
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
scrotum palmer
yeah. i went there.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
I think we have a new nickname for this opposing pitcher
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome play. BUT WHY CSN WHY?
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t show 02 World Series highlights please.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cancelled after game 5, doncha know?
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what ees thees "02 world series"?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for once, i´m actually glad i´m out of the country and can´t watch.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 pitch fail
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not like we’re going to do any better against their bullpen than Matt Palmer, anyway. MATT PALMER!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done, Ishikawa.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a fucking pitch Travis you piece of shit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol TI
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My heart hurts
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m beginning to suspect that Travis Ishikawa might not be very good.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you say it's time to discuss...
“The Travis Ishikawa dilemma”?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH MATT DOWNS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH DOWNS
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOWNS SYMNDROME
I HAVE
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MATT!
Congratulations.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE SYNDROME!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOWNS SYNDROME!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm down with Downs
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Downs!
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GIS for Matt Downs

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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats Matty!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
QUICK
Make it the drive of the game
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait for Timmy To drive him in.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DOWNS!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, I think posting pictures of people with Downs Syndrome might be taking it too far.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
says the guy
who posted the dog committing suicide out the car window ;)
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s that dude from that horrible sappy tv show
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he makes more money than most of us!
It’s not horribly sappy, my girlfriend made me watch it twice and I somehow survived.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was called “Life Goes On” and any show featuring Wilford Brimley cannot be terrible.
I like cats.
by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilford Brimley was on “Our House” not “Life Goes On”
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but it's Corky from Life Goes On
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that one
It was Seventh Heaven for the 80’s
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life Goes On was mostly 90s. 80s had Growing Pains.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree, though somebody should post the video of Corky singing Public Enemy in the school talent show.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEA ! NOT BURRISS
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, hitting a line drive up the middle. Who ever thought of such a thing? I bet he gets fined in kangaroo court.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ithink
more people are applauding Matt Palmer fail than Downs’ hit.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now you get to be stranded
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
only 2 pitches? you bum for swinging at the second pitch
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are all deeply offended that he didn’t walk.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not everyone on this site can recognize sarcasm
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flemming, it’s called the butcher boy, not “the chop kind of play.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i just remembered this was an afternoon game...
and i log into mlb.tv to find out two things:
1. living in los angeles i can’t watch a game because the angels are now in los angeles. of anaheim.
2. matt downs is manly.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good bunt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flem didn't like it.
but if it works…
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Downs can run a little
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is my first time listening to KNBR this year...
and it’s kinda warbly here at work… who is this speaking?
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Downs sure looks like a ballplayer, I’ll give him that.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would take a baseball player over an athlete any day of the week
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont swing at that
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SMALL BALLL!!!!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont K
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torres wanted to swing at those pitches so bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TORRES>ROWAND
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TORRES
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TORRES!!!!!
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Run!
Yay!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
torres!
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH BENCH GUYS
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re never seeing Fred Lewis ever again.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's that Nate guy
or wait…maybe…um…nevermind.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Schierholtz
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH TORRES!
He needs a nickname.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andres The Giant?
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andrew Towers?
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TORRES!!!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANDRES THE GIANT! YEAH!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wayyyyyyy too obvious.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steal
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm a few days late
but how awesome was that splash hit! I like this guy.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the least close snap throw I have ever seen.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Jeff Mathis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That second one was pretty close though.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Mathis is in because Scoscia (sp) hates Napoli’s defense.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he needs to have an L in his name
jeroflf mathis doesn´t exactly roll of the tongue
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez is picked off by now
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nah
he’d have to get on base to be picked off
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere on earth
Velez was just picked off
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he’s on the DL … but I’m sure he could manage it.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it gets wierd
when Velez is on first and Aurillia is batting with less than 2 outs.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thrice
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait how does Velez even get on base in the first place? Your hypothetical makes no sense.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Error on the throw to first.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder how quick torres would be without that beast of a chain around his neck
by antshar on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is actually the source of his power.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torres
looks like he would not only steal a base on you, but your wallet too
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/shakes head
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dick move
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dick move
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ground attack strikes again!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be great if Renteria started hitting at some point.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he will
in 2 years, with another team… against us.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell it would be great if he could see a pitch from Palmer.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my god this is annoying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
booo
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boooo
Just pitch to Rents!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Enough already
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly Palmer is just trying to pick Torres off because he’s scared of Renteria.
But really, who wouldn’t be?
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yawn
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL he is in their heads pretty bad
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scioscia is really concerned about Torres.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Palmer just made a pickoff throw to my cubicle.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, there’s no fucking way Torres stealing second is worth all this bullshit. WTF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesnt matter now
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe its a pride thing. The small ball team can’t stand to be small balled.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew this was coming.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesnt want the Giants to score the second run with Lincecum on the mound
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GAH
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wish Lewis could do this distraction when he gets on base
by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis finds being on base is too much of a distraction so he doesn’t bother with it.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job by Rent to not lose concectration
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All those pickoff throws look pretty smart now, don’t they?
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLASSY!
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DWIGHT!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WINN!
LOL FU Palmer
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love this team.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLASSY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOO CLASSY RBI
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crooked number!
Yay!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
samll ball, bitches
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Classy RBI!
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Classy RBI
1st pitch swinging.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where was the pitch out?
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONTENDURZ AGAIN
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the first pitch popup, book it
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DWIGHT!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You aren’t allowed to have fun. Your job is to be sad and say “79 wins”.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is just a hobby
My real job is posting in all caps
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have much in common.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MONOCLED HIT
i say old bean, seeing eye double
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Matt Palmer still looks kinda crappy.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over the course of the full season, I doubt it.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he always gives up a buncha runs, but USUALLY the Angels score more than he gives up – makes him look better in the W-L record than he really is.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIANTS BRASS GAVE UP ON PALMER NOW HES STUD WHAT R U DOIN SABES???
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DWIGHT
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie kinda sucks now.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buzzkill every time
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure glad we had bengie in that spot over Pablo…
by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Lineups for retards, by Bruce Bochy.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineups for retards by retards.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The catalyst for that rally was Matt Downs. Ergo, Kevin Frandsen will be remaining in Fresno for the next five years.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The catalyst for that rally was Matt Downs. Ergo, Kevin Frandsen will be remaining in Fresno for the next five years.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
suffering from downs syndrome
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD HOW DARE FIGGINS BUNT IN THE 4TH INNING WHEN LINCECUM HAS A NO HITTER GOING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I too am offended!
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is BS that people dont like it. Its good baseball
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Brenly is coming to get you
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Underwear boy setting up the double play.
by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMGWTF HE BUNTED TO BREAK UPTHE NOHITTER RAAAAARGH
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never Bunt with no-hitter!!
Or, that was an ERROR!!!!
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Renteria kind of sucks at turning the double play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
was just about to say the same thing
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Downs’ throw was a little wide. It would have been a tough DP.
"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09
by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just in general.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t remember the last time he turned a double play.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other than the one in Randy’s 300th win.
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was one in the game last Friday where he took the ball himself to second, even though Burriss was right there, held it for like twenty years and couldn’t get a throw off. It was pathetic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and all of his throws are in the dirt
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Renteria kind of sucksat turning the double play.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Renteria kind of sucks at turning the double play.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Renteria kind of sucks at everything.
Though I think Aybar’s pretty fast. That would have been a really tough one.
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
renteria sucks
Vizquel would have turned it
by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and probably not be hitting much worse than renteria. i think we took vizquel for granted, at least in the field.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
scouting report
his suck is not limited to turning double plays
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vizquel
.322 .355 .424 .779 through 59 ABs.
Sigh.
by CaliforniaBone on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Guy screaming on that groundball: “INTERFERENCE!”
It’s called breaking up the DP, buddy.
34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe he had an important phone call and it was breaking up
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you hear me now? good!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad for an 8th rounder.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Hobbits are going to Isengard!!!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nerd fail
He’s taking the hobbits to Isengard.*
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ty
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t that Helm’s Deep, not Isengard?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOD SO MUCH NERD FAIL
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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum has a teenage mustache thing going on
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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuzzy bunny says: “Fur where there was no fur before.”
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ew
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh baby, don’t tease.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tmi
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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 4th inning a.k.a. the inning of death in this series
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah
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by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to complain with Timmy pitching so well...
but anyone else concerned that Tim seems to be sitting 90-92 with the fastball?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

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