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Open GameThread, 6/17

Los Angeles Angels at San Francisco Giants, Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT



Current Series

Angels lead the series 2-0

Mon 06/15 WP: John Lackey ( - )
SV: Brian Fuentes
LP: Barry Zito ( - )
7 - 9 loss
Tue 06/16 WP: Sean O`Sullivan ( - )
LP: Jonathan Sanchez ( - )
1 - 8 loss


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Tim Lincecum 6-1 13 13 1 1 0 0 88.0 77 29 26 3 26 103 2.66 1.17


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Matt Palmer 6-0 9 8 1 0 0 0 50.1 44 25 23 5 20 30 4.11 1.27

I don't like metaphor games. They make me nervous.

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I love Sammy Sosa.

IZ SO REAAAAAL

by xanthan on Jun 17, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, this game was awesome.

by xanthan on Jun 17, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more RISING SUN

by xanthan on Jun 17, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More fail


Monopoly is a Parker Brothers game, not Milton Bradley.

Also, I love that this shirt is on a Cubs fan site.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG FAIL

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like the product description
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by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They set the bar so low with the racist Harry Caray ones, that this one just doesn’t seem so terrible.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You still have faith inhumanity left after the times the Giants lost to Kevin Correia and Livan Hernandez with Lincecum on the mound?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quiet you!

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correia and Livan have shown some ability to put up a good start from time to time. I’m not even sure right now how Matt Palmer gets outs. He’s a flyball pitcher that doesn’t strike anybody out, walks too many guys and was generally bad/mediocre in the minor leagues.

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re gonna feel pretty silly after his no-hitter today featuring 14 strikeouts. But I admire your fortitude. You got moxy, kid.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm prepared to lose faith in humanity

because it’s soooo the Giants to let a shitty pitcher do that to them. I’m going to be very angry though, more than normal.

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps a strongly-worded letter?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live - too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suggest Q. That letter seems to be really strong.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not strong. It’s afraid to be by itself, relying usually on the constant presence of U.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, you mean you don’t use words like QI, QAT, QANAT, QAID and FAQIR in everyday conversation?

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Faqir?

I hardly know ’er!

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Qatar, Iraq, Q-Tip.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said USUALLY!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, there was a guy in my junior high named Qasim.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correia and Livan have shown some ability to put up a good start from time to time.

from time to time = when facing the Giants

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Lineup"

CF Torres
SS Renteria
LF Winn
C Molina
3B Sandoval
RF Schierholtz
1B Ishikawa
2B Downs
P Lincecum

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/throws Ishikawa a curveball at his foot
/waits for strikeout

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Fred Lewis swings and misses

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, if you remove Lincecum, this lineup would probably be roughly as effective reversed.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I like this lineup in reverse even better.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

top-to-bottom fail!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This lineup does a fine job of not featuring Rich Aurilia.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 17, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup notes

- nice to see Pablo back at 3rd.
- nice NOT to see Richie Failrilia
- switching Downs and Edgar would make this lineup better.
- as would switching Panda and Molina

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Rowand could use a day off.

I have no idea why Molina continues to hit in front of Sandoval. Sandoval is a better hitter and runs better. This should be the biggest no brainer in the history of mankind.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Timmy,

Spare us.

Regards,
The Bullpen

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

6-0?

If Matt Palmer becomes an All-Star, I shall commit Harey Carey.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Drink during the game?

by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 17, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way things have been going the drinking probably should have already started.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

promises, promises

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most days Laura Palmer could throw a quality start against our lineup, and she’s dead.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laura Linney

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timcecum Linney?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 17, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should have brought up Ramon to pitch this game!

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No pessimism, it’s Lincecum day.

D:

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Happy Timmy Day

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez could be bounced from the rotation sez Baggs

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/06/17/sanchez-2-7-could-be-bounced-from-rotation/

What does "making an adjustment" mean?
"Change the order, put Jonathan in the bullpen, possibly. It includes everything."
But not sending him to the minors. Sanchez is out of options, and he’d almost assuredly be claimed off waivers by another team if the Giants attempted to send him down.

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

skip a start

seriously, let him figure out what the fuck is going on.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he’s a mess. Give him some time off somewhere.

by Evan on Jun 17, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he and Richie could have some sort of unfortunate “accident” that puts both of them on the DL for a month or three

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

it worked fairly well for Cain a few years back

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

any chance we could skip yesterday’s and call for a “do-over” ?

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, they canceled the 2002 World Series after Game 5. Anything’s possible.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he really out of options?

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’ll look good in a Florida Marlin uni

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen might be best for him. He doesn’t appear to be able to stay focused for more than an inning or two, so maybe short-attention-span relief would suit him.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP JERKIN HIM AROUND GIANTZ BRASS!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not talking a temporary move. Put him there and leave him there. Let some other team make him their reclamation project if they want.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naw

I still think he has more value right now as an awful starter with upside than a reliever.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But think about it – he can come out of the pen firing scorchers and not having to worry about a second time through the lineup. He won’t have to concentrate for too long. It might work for him. As everyone has pointed out repeatedly on this site, 5th starters aren’t all that special or hard to come by.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I see what you are saying, an awesome reliever is better than a 5th starter. I just think that his upside will lead him to be a #2 starter (OR THIRD STARTER AT BEST) and that is way better than a competent reliever in the trade market.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send him to Tomko’s psychologist.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

draw some pictures Sanchez!

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Situation Sanchez

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or some ritalin…

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're going to Misch him, I think

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I almost forgot today was a day game!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me likey nooners

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too!

I saw open gameday thread and naturally put 2 and 2 together.

I must have been Sherlock Holmes in a former life.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS!

(Epic on purpose reply fail!)

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes 6, right?

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have class Mon. & Wed. nights for the next 7 weeks, day games are good things. Monday off days would be nice too, but oh well…

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

day baseball is what the game was meant to be

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O M G

what is vlad wearing when he works out…

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…his Superman Underoosâ„¢

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

San Jose also has a nooner today. Skippy Barnes is pitching for the Little Giants in today’s game.

Big V returns to the lineup with Nicky Nooner batting 8th

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna go, but one of my kids may be coming down with something. Durn germ buckets.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snow on the mic

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From Jenkins:

The bitter view: Sanchez isn’t just costing himself a job, he’s costing the team a chance to build a contender.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9 losses this season when he pitches

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 17, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenkins was also specifically addressing Sanchez’ plummeting trade value. He would have been the best bait to get a hitter into the lineup, but now not so much.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That includes 3 or 4 games where he got Cained.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-9… ouch.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I play the Giants drinking game, but with pushups instead of drinks… how strong will I be by the end of the season? Or hell, by the end of the week if Richie’s starting.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now, now, you must be balanced, and target all those main muscle groups: pushups for offensive flailings, situps for defensive screwups, and squats for managerial miscues.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Squats kill for the first 3 weeks

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve already said this a few times, but I don’t like Rowand, so I’ll say it again: 1/15 with 8 strike outs and no walks in the last four games.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So you’re happy he’s getting the day off?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he clearly needs it.

But having heard many, many times when he was hot about how he magically became a good hitter by batting leadoff, I still feel the need to point out that’s no longer the case.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

considering he is the leadoff hitter, how many runs did he score?

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None in his last five games.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT WHAT ABOUT RBI’S???

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rbis would be great. Batting leadoff he should be scoring runs

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he doesn’t get on base, he can’t score. and even if he does, if the batters behind him don’t drive him in, he can’t score, which isn’t his fault.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(And seriously, if he’s been on base once in four games, that’s a pretty good sign he hasn’t scored a lot of runs, don’t you think!?)

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too much math!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought all hitters were evaluated by RBIs

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought they were evaluated by first pitch outs and fake bunts.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

since when?

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis leads our team in runs

that’s what makes him good right

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he runs fast

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really his game is lacking

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no it's not

he leads the team in runs! He’s getting on base and running himself in!

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great

then the Giants should get a boatload of talent if they put him on the market. I’m hoping for Wright, Ramirez or Lee

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whereas Rowand would get all three of ’em on the trade market.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

according to above Lewis > Rowand

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course!

rowand doesn’t run himself in or drive himself in enough

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would definitely rather have Lewis at his salary than Rowand at his.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT A TRUE LEADOFF HITTER…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it says 2 tacos for 99 cents

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s even less!!

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP Fred Lewis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s the new Nate.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay Timmy!!!

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum’s too cool to button his two top buttons, apparently

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s just so burly and barrell chested that he can’t get them buttoned.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like he lost that weight just in time for the actual first pitch.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whenever I see his name, I always pronounce it “CH-OWN” Figgins.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As do I.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats the way it should be pronounced

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we always say Cho – knee like the word my Spanish speaking kiddos use for boys underwear.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like with 2 syllables? wow.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 silly-bulls yes…

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat LAA

Happy Timmy Day to all!

/Now back to work

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

California

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Advantage…………..Lincecum

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

throw strikes please

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikes

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Palmer is a fat AA pitcher. The Giants don’t get beaten by fat AA pitchers.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Yes they do

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIS result for 'beaten by fat AA pitcher'

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I knew some of Satan’s cheerleaders. They’d probably be fun.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So thats what defense at first looks like

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bowker wouldn’t have gotten to that one.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

would not want him to. He should be playing the outer outfield

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we should trade our entire bullpen for Aybar!

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, and JEFF MATHIS

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikes

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw the changeup

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boom

Roasted

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD RANDOM GUY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Nasty

34-29 - Giants Series Record: 13-5-3, 9-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Objectively speaking, this might be the worst starting pitcher the Giants face this year, and the worst lineup the Giants face this year. I don’t see how they lose any worse than 6-1.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lyricalkiller being bondslegend

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, the game started already? Crap.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You just missed a K.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bless you.

by jewbacca on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you very much

by Lobsterkite on Jun 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. Completely out of sync with Gameday Audio, but I can’t complain.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a True Giants Fan

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can’t complain, what are you doing here?

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mind blown.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that is PERFECTLY in sync with my gameday audio. This is awesome

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD MACER

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Angels, please stop acting like David Eckstein and let Lincecum throw a complete game please.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

too many pitches

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under of pitches in bottom first

8

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take the under.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you like to revise that number?

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

under

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Mike Napoli. Good.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop hitting them to people.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was Palmer’s curve that big last year?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he didn’t have any control in his 2 starts with the giants

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Montage on demand!

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

when Giants get Lincycum 3 or more runs he is 26-1

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m guessing that one was the game in Kansas City last year.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he didn’t lose that game

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he got the loss in that one.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the 1 was against Arizona when Lewis misplayed that ball late in the game.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or was it Velez?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was Velez

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a 3-2 game… thought it was 4-3, my bad.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he’s going to shut us out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can barely contain me excitement

34-29 - Giants Series Record: 13-5-3, 9-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

avast

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick, quiet inning.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller's talk of Palmer's won-loss as a rookie reminds me of Kirk Rueter

He went 8-0 for the Expos in 1993.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

except he lost 2 games last year.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, what Miller was talking about is that Palmer is the only rookie over the age of 30 to start a season as a rookie with that many straight wins.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When do the Giants get a chance to hit?

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

never

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully only 8 times

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When do pigs fly?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Jeff Mathis sucks. It’s like playing Emmanuel Burris over Carlos Beltran.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He will now hit two home runs.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

13 pitches for a 1-2-3 inning? Pshaw.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re extra patient today.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

I wasn’t sure if the Angels played in Anaheim the last time they were the Los Angeles Angels, or if they really did play in LA.

They did play in LA – for one year in a ballpark called Wrigley Field (not THAT Wrigley Field) and then in Dodger Stadium for a few years.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like one pitch outs.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Especially when it’s the other team hitting into them.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in a boat! I’m in a muthaf—kin boat!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

<3

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got your flippy-floppies?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just swing and miss and give up you bums.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WALNUTS!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason this reminded me of the hamster I had a long time ago. It would stick uncooked spaghetti into it’s pouchy dealies – that was one weird looking hamster.

[His name was Doodles, cuz if you picked him up, that’s what he’d do all over your hand.]

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Gordon Beckham got a hit today to raise his average to .135!

Maybe they rushed him a little.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He left his conditioner in AAA

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doing his best Aurillia impression.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DURTY4BEKUM

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s getting his sea legs. he also walked today. he’ll hit.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim is good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This Lincecum guy is pretty good.

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t we try to sign GMJ, but the Angels gave him an extra year or something? Am I remembering this right at all?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was something along those lines.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We settled for Dave Roberts.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We also made a run at Juan Pierre that year.

This being a year after Randy Winn signed a multi-year contract as our starting center fielder, mind you.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should probably go ahead and get this started now

HEY MATT PALMER HAS A NO HITTER GOING

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A pitching performance with NO HITS allowed?!?!? ::rubs eyes in disbelief::

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some deuchebag A’s fan called into KNBR yesterday bitching about Pablo bunting last week to break up the no-hitter in the 4th inning….

really? a no-hitter in the 4th? i guess that’s all A’s fans have to be excited about these days.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Brenly is an A’s fan? Who knew?

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A’s fans don’t have their own station to call into and bitch.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure they do

the BART station – coliseum stop

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know how manages San Jose

but he sucks. He consistently bats shitty hitters at the top of the line up. Bocock second? REALLY?

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Andy Skeels

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

geez

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie…

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way harsh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way fair

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice one bengie

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Poll

Definitely D

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cleanupz

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well if you strikeout Bengie looking with a fastball, you must be doing SOMETHING right.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh look, no hits

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I definitely hate the Red Sox the most

I hate their fans with an unusual passion.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yankee fans are pretty obnoxious as well. Of course, dodger fans…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The poll was which AL team do you hate the most

between

Angels
Yankees
Red Sox
A’s

and The Red Sox are worse than ther yankees only for the reason that they spend almost as much as the yankees do and act like the yankees are the evil empire and that the yankees buy their talent. Wayyyy too many fair weather Boston douches.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the Giants can send there pitching prospects to Anaheim so there pitching coaches can straighten them out. FIrst up, El Guapo.

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When they are done, will they send them back?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Palmer mentioned the Angels “fixed” him with a tweak

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“fixed” him?
like how we “fixed” our dog?

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I had no idea JT Snow started out a Yankee.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

traded for…. Ken Hill?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Abbott

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, Jim Abbott.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hence the Sabean love.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double yawn

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GROUNDBALLFEST '09!!!

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m already disgusted.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish somebody would kick each hitter in the nuts as they walk back to the dug out

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game should be over by 2pm at this rate.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its pathetic what our hitters do in hitters counts

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reuben sandwich for lunch today

hot damn that was good.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Home-made turkey & ham sammich. Low fat pringles & a pickle.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds delicious. I had leftover steak and now I’m having an apricot and a nectarine.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no offense

but i have never been able to make leftover steak taste good.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no offense

that would make you the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t get this at first. Well played.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from the angels game thread

“palmer > lincecum”

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL WUT

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From giants game thread

lewis is great

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From wilriv game thread

BILLY SADLER EME JACKS WILLIAMS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what no Lucy?

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more rubber toeing.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gerald Posey, shortstop.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or CF or 2b

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see that the Giants’ 50th round pick was mainly an outfielder in college, but the Giants want him to toe the rubber?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you know the fella playing 2b for SF today was a pitcher until recently?

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Downs pitched through HS and JC, but stopped pitching mid-year during his transfer year at University of Alabama in 2005.

"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Jun 17, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there is talk of 5th round Belt and 3rd rounder Dominguez may toe the rubber one day

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody has said that besides you.

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LOLwat

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIS for “bad bengie” comes up with an image from a TMZ article about Bengie being sued by his ex-wife.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/27/wife-to-molina-you-stole-home-and-money/

TMZ will report on ANYTHING, huh?

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

better not offer him arbitration now

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMZ will report on this comment.

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either TI or Downs syndrome goes yard next innings

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

QuinLOLn

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flem with the jinx

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jinx works both ways

Palmer is throwing a no hitter!

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STFD QUINLAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT QUINN

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

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I love our announcers.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AngeLOLs

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STFD

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STFD Mathis

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

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STFD MATHIS

Tim’s molestache is not working for me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Making them look like Giants

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SUCK IT MATHIS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

San Francisco native, incidentally.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SF State Alum

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NAPLOLI (or his lack thereof)

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under on total hits in game: 10

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

definitely the under

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

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nice pitch

by tony_flow on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD PALMER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow pwned

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow. jesus christ.

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT EX GIANT

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m beginning to suspect this Tim Lincecum guy might be a good pitcher.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

did you know the grand canyon is a pothole somewhere in arizona?

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

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LinceKKKKKum!

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quinlan, Mathis and Palmer all down swinging…

This is what would happen if Lincecum got to face the Giants.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 Were looking

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 out of 3 aint bad

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oddly, I’m an idiot. I meant like… going down swinging as striking out in general. Oh well.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

much much better pitch count

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy’s pitching pretty well, but it’s nothing compared to Palmer. THE GUY IS THROWING A PERFECT GAME!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the strategic jinx. i like it.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG Y DID TEH GINTZ LET HI MGO

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHANCHEZ4PLAMER

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

face palmer

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

scrotum palmer

yeah. i went there.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

I think we have a new nickname for this opposing pitcher

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome play. BUT WHY CSN WHY?

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t show 02 World Series highlights please.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cancelled after game 5, doncha know?

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what ees thees "02 world series"?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for once, i´m actually glad i´m out of the country and can´t watch.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 pitch fail

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s not like we’re going to do any better against their bullpen than Matt Palmer, anyway. MATT PALMER!

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done, Ishikawa.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take a fucking pitch Travis you piece of shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol TI

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My heart hurts

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome Back Ishi!

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m beginning to suspect that Travis Ishikawa might not be very good.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would you say it's time to discuss...

“The Travis Ishikawa dilemma”?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH MATT DOWNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH DOWNS

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOWNS SYMNDROME

I HAVE

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT!

Congratulations.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE SYNDROME!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOWNS SYNDROME!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm down with Downs

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Downs!

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Congrats Matty!

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

QUICK

Make it the drive of the game

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait for Timmy To drive him in.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOWNS!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, I think posting pictures of people with Downs Syndrome might be taking it too far.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

says the guy

who posted the dog committing suicide out the car window ;)

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s that dude from that horrible sappy tv show

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he makes more money than most of us!

It’s not horribly sappy, my girlfriend made me watch it twice and I somehow survived.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was called “Life Goes On” and any show featuring Wilford Brimley cannot be terrible.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilford Brimley was on “Our House” not “Life Goes On”

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but it's Corky from Life Goes On

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah that one

It was Seventh Heaven for the 80’s

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Life Goes On was mostly 90s. 80s had Growing Pains.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally agree, though somebody should post the video of Corky singing Public Enemy in the school talent show.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my love is complete

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEA ! NOT BURRISS

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, hitting a line drive up the middle. Who ever thought of such a thing? I bet he gets fined in kangaroo court.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ithink

more people are applauding Matt Palmer fail than Downs’ hit.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now you get to be stranded

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

these are the Giants… gidp

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 2 pitches? you bum for swinging at the second pitch

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are all deeply offended that he didn’t walk.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not all of us

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not everyone on this site can recognize sarcasm

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flemming, it’s called the butcher boy, not “the chop kind of play.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i just remembered this was an afternoon game...

and i log into mlb.tv to find out two things:

1. living in los angeles i can’t watch a game because the angels are now in los angeles. of anaheim.

2. matt downs is manly.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good bunt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flem didn't like it.

but if it works…

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Downs can run a little

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is my first time listening to KNBR this year...

and it’s kinda warbly here at work… who is this speaking?

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Downs sure looks like a ballplayer, I’ll give him that.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this guy is a BASEBALL PLAYER

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would take a baseball player over an athlete any day of the week

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont swing at that

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SMALL BALLL!!!!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont K

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torres wanted to swing at those pitches so bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TORRES>ROWAND

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TORRES

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TORRES!!!!!

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TORRES!!

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Run!

Yay!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

torres!

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH BENCH GUYS

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’re never seeing Fred Lewis ever again.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who now?

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's that Nate guy

or wait…maybe…um…nevermind.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

promises promises

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Schierholtz

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH TORRES!

He needs a nickname.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Andres The Giant?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andrew Towers?

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TORRES!!!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ANDRES THE GIANT! YEAH!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wayyyyyyy too obvious.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steal

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know I'm a few days late

but how awesome was that splash hit! I like this guy.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torres has more ribbies than Lewis

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the least close snap throw I have ever seen.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Jeff Mathis

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That second one was pretty close though.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how Mathis is in because Scoscia (sp) hates Napoli’s defense.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to have an L in his name

jeroflf mathis doesn´t exactly roll of the tongue

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez is picked off by now

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

he’d have to get on base to be picked off

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s on the DL … but I’m sure he could manage it.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it gets wierd

when Velez is on first and Aurillia is batting with less than 2 outs.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thrice

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait how does Velez even get on base in the first place? Your hypothetical makes no sense.

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Error on the throw to first.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder how quick torres would be without that beast of a chain around his neck

by antshar on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is actually the source of his power.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torres

looks like he would not only steal a base on you, but your wallet too

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants 27-4 when score first

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/shakes head

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"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick move

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick move

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ground attack strikes again!

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It would be great if Renteria started hitting at some point.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he will

in 2 years, with another team… against us.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell it would be great if he could see a pitch from Palmer.

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my god this is annoying.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

booo

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by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boooo

Just pitch to Rents!

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Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Enough already

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly Palmer is just trying to pick Torres off because he’s scared of Renteria.

But really, who wouldn’t be?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yawn

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL ANGELS

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL he is in their heads pretty bad

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scioscia is really concerned about Torres.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Palmer just made a pickoff throw to my cubicle.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, there’s no fucking way Torres stealing second is worth all this bullshit. WTF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesnt matter now

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe its a pride thing. The small ball team can’t stand to be small balled.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew this was coming.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesnt want the Giants to score the second run with Lincecum on the mound

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAH

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wish Lewis could do this distraction when he gets on base

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewis finds being on base is too much of a distraction so he doesn’t bother with it.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job by Rent to not lose concectration

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All those pickoff throws look pretty smart now, don’t they?

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DWIGHT!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINN!

LOL FU Palmer

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love this team.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLASSY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOO CLASSY RBI

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crooked number!

Yay!

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by cornball on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

samll ball, bitches

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by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy RBI!

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

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by MonkeyChow on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy RBI

1st pitch swinging.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where was the pitch out?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CONTENDURZ AGAIN

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the first pitch popup, book it

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DWIGHT!

Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner

by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You aren’t allowed to have fun. Your job is to be sad and say “79 wins”.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is just a hobby

My real job is posting in all caps

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have much in common.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MONOCLED HIT

i say old bean, seeing eye double

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, Matt Palmer still looks kinda crappy.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over the course of the full season, I doubt it.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well he always gives up a buncha runs, but USUALLY the Angels score more than he gives up – makes him look better in the W-L record than he really is.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIANTS BRASS GAVE UP ON PALMER NOW HES STUD WHAT R U DOIN SABES???

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DWIGHT

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie kinda sucks now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Buzzkill every time

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure glad we had bengie in that spot over Pablo…

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

Lineups for retards, by Bruce Bochy.

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by marcello on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineups for retards by retards.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The catalyst for that rally was Matt Downs. Ergo, Kevin Frandsen will be remaining in Fresno for the next five years.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The catalyst for that rally was Matt Downs. Ergo, Kevin Frandsen will be remaining in Fresno for the next five years.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

suffering from downs syndrome

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD HOW DARE FIGGINS BUNT IN THE 4TH INNING WHEN LINCECUM HAS A NO HITTER GOING

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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

start passing out the pitchforks

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I too am offended!

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is BS that people dont like it. Its good baseball

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Brenly is coming to get you

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POS Chone

by sfgreg on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Underwear boy setting up the double play.

by Merope on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

terrible play tim

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGWTF HE BUNTED TO BREAK UPTHE NOHITTER RAAAAARGH

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Never Bunt with no-hitter!!

Or, that was an ERROR!!!!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Renteria kind of sucks at turning the double play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was just about to say the same thing

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Downs’ throw was a little wide. It would have been a tough DP.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is just in general.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t remember the last time he turned a double play.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other than the one in Randy’s 300th win.

by Natto on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was one in the game last Friday where he took the ball himself to second, even though Burriss was right there, held it for like twenty years and couldn’t get a throw off. It was pathetic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and all of his throws are in the dirt

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renteria kind of sucks at turning the double play.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renteria kind of sucks at turning the double play.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renteria kind of sucks at everything.

Though I think Aybar’s pretty fast. That would have been a really tough one.

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

renteria sucks

Vizquel would have turned it

by superk1ng on Jun 17, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and probably not be hitting much worse than renteria. i think we took vizquel for granted, at least in the field.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

scouting report

his suck is not limited to turning double plays

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vizquel

.322 .355 .424 .779 through 59 ABs.

Sigh.

by CaliforniaBone on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Guy screaming on that groundball: “INTERFERENCE!”

It’s called breaking up the DP, buddy.

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe he had an important phone call and it was breaking up

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you hear me now? good!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skippy Barnes dealio for San Jose

by wilriv21 on Jun 17, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not bad for an 8th rounder.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Hobbits are going to Isengard!!!!!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nerd fail

He’s taking the hobbits to Isengard.*

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ty

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

34-30 - Giants Series Record: 13-6-3, 9-2 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.

by rhys on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that Helm’s Deep, not Isengard?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOD SO MUCH NERD FAIL

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by CB30 on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum has a teenage mustache thing going on

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by jordanovich on Jun 17, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

White trash mustache

by Lobsterkite on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuzzy bunny says: “Fur where there was no fur before.”

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by lyricalkiller on Jun 17, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s hideous

by kimmyg on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ew

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh baby, don’t tease.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 17, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tmi

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by groug on Jun 17, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 4th inning a.k.a. the inning of death in this series

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO. HISS.

I like cats.

by Norm Median on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's hard to complain with Timmy pitching so well...

but anyone else concerned that Tim seems to be sitting 90-92 with the fastball?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT