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Post-Game Recap: The Giants Get Creamed

Seats stunk. Game stunk. Pitching stunk. Chicken strips stunk. They wanted $1.50 for barbecue sauce after I found a co-signer who helped me qualify for the chicken strips loan -- that stunk.

I don't want to give you the impression that everything stunk. A lot of things sucked, too. Zito sucked. That call at first sucked. Zito's fastball sucked.

At least: Pablo. Dude doesn't suck.

Also, tonight wasn't a very good game.

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If John Lackey developed into no more than a AAA journeyman after 2002, would that have made you feel better or worse about Game Seven?
Better. At least I would have known his life didn't go well.
81 votes
Worse. Lackey's career success takes some sting out of the loss, as at least the Giants lost to a real pitcher.
207 votes
Game seven? I know those two words, but they don't make sense together.What are you talking about?
347 votes

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Pablo!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Rich Aurillia or Manny Burris; one has to leave this team. Which one do you choose?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jun 15, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both NEED to leave. But I choose Aurilia

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

rich aurillia

burriss contributes to the team on at least some levels

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reasoning

Richie is only really getting any PT outside of pinch hitting right now because Uribe is injured. Burriss plays every fucking day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick Question

Bochy is still the manager, right? HAHAH. Oh.

FWIW, I buy Jponry’s vision above – Aurillia as a pinch-hitter is doing less damage than Manny every day.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that actually true?

Okay, just looked and it is.

Burris… -.8 WAR. Aurilia, -.4 WAR.

by FairweatherFan on Jun 16, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

as winnie the pooh says, oh BOTHer

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 15, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he ain't heavy, he's my BrOTHer

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 15, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the Scrubs reference

It’s a great show. But the medicine is about as real/effective as chicken BrOTH.

by quincy0191 on Jun 15, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’d never heard that before I saw it on Scrubs, and since I worship Scrubs I assume that every line is original.

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=33E3HN4J

19:15

by quincy0191 on Jun 15, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't work for me; which line?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 16, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The link works, you just have to jump to 19 minutes and 15 seconds in (or thereabouts, go 19 minutes if you want to be sure) and Turk’s brother says it when he’s carrying him in.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one where Kevin Turk walks in with Chris Turk drunk and passed out on his shoulder and says “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother”

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a song by the Hollies from 1969

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 16, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to Google him

But you’ve had 30 more years to absorb musical knowledge, I’ve only heard that line from Scrubs, and the only music from the sixties that anyone remembers is Dylan, Joplin, Hendrix, and Morrison (Doors).

You could make a case for the Beatles/Beach Boys but they don’t really belong to a single decade.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Beatles were pretty much all 60s, dude. If they don’t just belong to a single decade… how does Dylan?

People remember a lot more than just those artists.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 16, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not any kind of expert on Dylan

I kind of hate his music. But as far as I know, he was FAR more popular and made better music during the sixties than any other decade. Obviously he has retained much of that popularity (as many artists have).

But the Beatles and the Beach Boys take it to a different level. Dylan, etc. are certainly still popular, but IMO not to the same extent as either of those bands. The Beatles were only active during the sixties, but their music has held up far better over time than Dylan’s, both in terms of critical acclaim and overall popularity.

And obviously people remember more than those artists. But those are the big ones. I’m sure there are others I forgot, but I’m not exactly a music history expert. Evidenced by the fact that I’ve never heard of that 1969 Hollies song.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

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by groug on Jun 16, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWG

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 16, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Beatles were only active during the sixties, but their music has held up far better over time than Dylan’s, both in terms of critical acclaim and overall popularity.

That’s just weird. If you don’t like Dylan that’s one thing, but to say that his music hasn’t held up in terms of popular acclaim…he’s still the most highly regarded solo artist in the history of rock music, or at least on par with Elvis, Hendrix, etc.

A few years ago Rolling Stone picked the 100 best artists in the history of pop/rock, and Dylan came in 2nd (to the Beatles, obviously).

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on Jun 16, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d throw Springsteen into the solo discussion.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 16, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about Micheal Hutchins and David Carradine? Their solo performances killed!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 16, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dylan >>>>>>>> Beatles

Not even close.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 16, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that it’s not close is less than a case of saying something bad about The Beatles than it is saying just how awesome Dylan is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 16, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t really seem to know what you’re talking about.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

pretty sure that line predates Scrubs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knowing this team if the Giants had to choose between Aurilia and Pablo, those idiots would choose Rick.

by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

/checks to see if Bochy got fired tonight…
//Didn’t happen

The answer is no

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much are pablo and tim making combined?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

~900 K

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They get paid in chicken strips.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and juice boxes

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo doesn’t mind

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 16, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the “minimum wage” for MLB players is like $400k, and Lincecum got a raise to something like $600k-650k this year.

by FPTV on Jun 15, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say he’s earning it. So is Pablo.

by quincy0191 on Jun 15, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm chicken strips

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i would like to see a starting out field of Lewis-Torres-Schierholtz tomorrow please

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d much rather see Lewis get a start than Torres. I know Lewis has been scuffling, but Torres should not be getting starts over him. No matter how many splash hits he hits.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the Giants to decide that Torres is a starting quality player and totally screw up what they have in him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 weeks?

I expect Lewis to get relegated to 5th OF status.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting him to be DFA’d within the next two weeks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D:

The only benefit this would give me is that I would win a bet that another team would pick up Fred through waivers if he was ever DFA’ed

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of that, Karlifornia is the man tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bows

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

in worship that is

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha thanks…I thought it was hilarious and awesome, and I’m glad I could bring some good juju for once.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

why no rowand?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got taken out, I assume to move the P spot from 9 to 1 and Lewis went to LF, Winn moved to CF.

by quincy0191 on Jun 15, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: I heard Torii Hunter slam into the wall from the upper deck. Yeesh.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, me too. I asked for barbecue sauce while I was waiting fer my strips, and she rung me up! That sucked.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the lower box behind third base and I didn’t hear it. Although I am in the last row (which is kind of awesome, because you can get in and out easily and there’s double the legroom).

by quincy0191 on Jun 15, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which section where you in?

I was in 321 and I heard it too. It looked and sounded totally brutal from up there. There was a big group of Angels fans near us who looked like they were gonna cry.

by The Double Deuce on Jun 16, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas Neal

my adopted son is all kinds of awesome.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he do this time?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-4, HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 GB.

The sun comes up again tomorrow morning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

season line

.346/.426/.626 – his line might be better than Sandovals SJ line

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’ll be promoted when Posey is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Not necessarily to Fresno)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repeating what I wrote before:

I got here in the sixth and enjoyed what I saw.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HS umpire throws out entire crowd at baseball game

Soft umpire is soft

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Snow looks bummed that all the Tri-Delts left the mixer to go to homecoming early.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

JT is overdressed

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to put Panda at 2B

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

jt is one of my favorite giants. i hope he can figure it out in the booth.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t heard him in a while. Last I heard, he had gone from his initial terrible to a much improved not very good at all.

Has he moved up to meh yet, or is he stagnating in the not very good at all zone?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was pretty bad tonight. just doesn’t say anything interesting. i don’t know if he is truly boring or just a little tentative.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember it seemed like he was improving for a while. He’s been pretty bad the whole time, but his pretty bad the last time I heard him was way better than his pretty bad from when he started,

He’s a little like the Alex Smith of broadcasting that way. Without the shoulder injury.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the first time i have heard him do the game broadcast. i guess he will get another chance tomorrow since krukow is out till wednesday.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito’s ERA up to 4.72!

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Still meeting expectations for the year.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things feel more normal now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly...

If Zito’s imposter showed up, we’d be talking about how we’re tied with the Mets in HRs rather than that suckfest of a start.

by SeeingStars on Jun 15, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear JT,

Don’t talk.

That is all.

NSJB

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

“Uh, why not?”

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

“uh… … … … … … … why not?”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like he pauses and writes down his thoughts first

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT is a poet, you monsters!

by xanthan on Jun 16, 2009 5:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

he makes me want to listen to Amy G.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G: “One word I would describe Omar Vizquel: Infectious.”

Kuip: “Uhhhhh, thanks Amy.”

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now

Is she speaking from personal experience?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is another one of Kruk’s kids graduating from college or what?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes what? 38

by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe pablo can make the allstar team on the “final vote” thing that rowand was on the ballot for last year

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it. And Pablo is better at tying his tie than Edgar is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it. And Pablo is better at tying his tie than Edgar is.

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, I never do the allstar voting thing because I don’t want to fill out all that information they ask for – I mean seriously, I provide less info for presidential elections – but if Panda’s on there we’ll use every computer we have access to to vote for him!

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get past MLB’s literacy test.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Bengie Molina is a 12 year veteran, but one with 129 HR and an 88 OPS+ for his career.

SO WHY DO THEY TREAT HIM LIKE SOME KIND OF TOUCHY SUPERSTAR WHO WILL BE DISRESPECTED IF HE DOESN’T HIT CLEANUP? AS IF HE WERE BARRY BONDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUBHOUSE LEADER…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno but it’s ridiculous. He still hasn’t started a single game in any lineup spot but 4th since Barry left!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHA?

Really? Really? REALLY?

That absolutely blows my mind. Seriously, Aurilia didn’t get a cleanup spot over him at some point?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check it yourself!

2008
2009

/cry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may now actively root for injury to Molina. Not serious injury, but something nagging that prevents him from playing but heals perfectly.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this comment

is full of the opposite of fail

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Were the strips at least fried? Or just like the frozen ones put on a stove?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

“I think that the panda with the orange neck tie might be the one that I released into the wild after giving it the taste for mammal blood.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this panda so fucking much.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 15, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hug this panda were I not certain that would result in me being eaten/used as a bat to hit three home runs.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

that after the season, CSN has a Wrap Review Show with all the (drunken) highlights from the various post-game wraps throughout the season.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re going on Sunday

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUUUUGH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going on Monday.

I get Sanchez.

Yay.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Pucetas, right?

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadler.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it is Sanchez after all, then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would like to see Mr. Sadler toe the rubber in the City.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly we’re sitting somewhere behind homeplate. 115? 117? Something odd like us…

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We splurged on club level tickets for Father’s day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going tomorry.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there tomorrow

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there tonight... I think I saw the Mayor of 311 but I'm not sure....

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there. You might have.

I was yelling “RETIRE” at rich aurilia, whose name I will not capitalize until he retires, so great is my protest of his continued presence on our roster.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 15, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get there late?

And see some random asian kid in front of you in line?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

*line to get tickets

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

I saw a lookalike then… good thing I didn’t call him “Mayor” and get an awkward staredown.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um.... how do you know what I look like?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 15, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pictures from the McC Nights at the Yard….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I publish a visual newletter for the site. You can subscribe, under the condition that my ideas intrigue you.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also didn’t realize what “311” referred to until a few weeks ago.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 15, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize until now.

by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

My friend who went to the game w/ me the other night (we sat in the Mayor’s seats) asked me what section they were in and I couldn’t remember. D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 16, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am totally going to be there. Too bad Timmeh can’t pitch every Friday (I was there last Friday for the awesomeness that was Tim Lincecum’s CG shutout and bases-loaded single).

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday fer me.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 16, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Company picnic is at the game on Wed!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

goin’

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUUUUGH GREG PAPA IS ON MY TELEVISION

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

COME TO PAPA

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUUUUGH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at that hair. It can do its own anchoring

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip Roberts finished 8th in MVP voting in 1992. I had no idea.

by Grant Brisbee on Jun 15, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering why I felt starstruck every time Bip came on screen.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip is cool with me.

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

His old commercial with Tony Gwynn was hilarious. Bip is looking up his baseball card in a price guide and thinks it’s worth a ton, but Tony Gwynn points out that he’s looking at Robin Roberts and not himself, and his card is worth like 65 cents.

Classic, and my synopsis doesn’t do it justice.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 16, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAY!

"Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?" / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 15, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS JUST IN: FP IS VERY SORRY HE DID STEROIDS, AND HE WANTS TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM FASCINATED BY HIS NUMEROUS ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE TRUE STORIES

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRUE STORY!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit .323/.393/.432

for an OPS+ of 132, stole 44 bases, and was . Think he can play 2b?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 15, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was what? HE WAS WHAT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world was moving and he was right there with it
And he was.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world may never know. It’s as much of a mystery as how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 16, 2009 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The answer is always 3

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I recall, there were two licks and a giant bite.

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by groug on Jun 16, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

the answer is 42

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 16, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to sign him as a utility player in All Star Baseball 2000.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt is DeNiro

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson is Irish? So he’s gotta be Harry Hill

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you don’t mean Hank Hill?
Does that make Romo Joe Pesci? Can he pass for Sicilian?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who wants to bet all three of them pitch no matter if it’s a save situation when Sanchez loses it in the fourth?

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

3

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Jun 16, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lucky us – a AAA pitcher tomorrow…
We’re dooooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

AAA pitchers kill the Giants

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when they pitch either fo us or against us.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think the Angels starter will throw a complete game?

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Sandoval will take care of that

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if you include the Angels bullpen, it would be more than two, wouldn’t it?

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe Sanchez should be pitching in AAA to find his command

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll break up the complete game with a bunt single.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAA pitchers?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a tiny battery.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t I know it?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re also a battery.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha... oh

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was really, really funny

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 16, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make a baseball joke but couldn’t come up with any short catchers and pitchers.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM LINCICOME LOL

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT A SHORT STOP OH!

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by WalrusMan on Jun 16, 2009 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is that the Giants wound up not getting creamed looking at the final score.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna see a Pablo/Rent/Uribe/Ishi infield. Make the most out of a bad situation.

by SeeingStars on Jun 15, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Pablo / Burriss / Frandsen / Ishikawa… they’d catch a few more balls.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 15, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe >>>>>>>>> Burriss.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct sir.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d have to disagree. I’m not sure what fielding stats you’d prefer but Uribe is a pretty good defensive 2B. Bruce Bochy seemingly hates Frandsen so I don’t bother mentioning him.

by SeeingStars on Jun 15, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the game

1. Fuck Me. Didn’t get a chance to use my poster as Aurilia squandered the only double play opportunity he had. He lined a single for an RBI. Son of a bitch.

2. Manny Burriss looks completely lost at the plate

3. John Lackey’s slider is pretty sick. Rowand had no chance. He also had a great game plan throwing pretty much nothing but fastballs the first time through, then lead with slider and changeups the 2nd time through the lineup.

4. Oh my God that Torres HR was loud.

5. Torii Hunter. Gamer. Dude looked dead for 5 minutes.

6. Fuck Barry Zito.

by jctGamer on Jun 15, 2009 11:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

#3: I think the Giants swung at about 15 pitches in the dirt and struck out five or six time on that pitch. It was embarrassing (as were the 10 K’s in 5 innings for Lackey).

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of these nights I’m going to bump into a McCoven member (heck I may have already).

On number 6: Paris Hilton takes care of that.

by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the SJ Giants game watching Thomas Neal and Buster tear it up. I went down to the concession stands to see the big Giants score and saw it was 8-0 and figured Zito screwed the pooch. It’s nice to see they made something of this game with a comeback attempt. I need to start recording every game. Wish I could see Torres and Pablo’s homers. Sounds like the wind was a big factor tonight, a big night for dingerz at the yard.

Panda is awesome. I’d like some moar. He really needs to start batting 3rd or clean up though, like every game. I’m sick of seeing Molina cleanup every game. It would be one thing if he was still hitting .320 and driving in runs, but he’s been bad for awhile now. Meh.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 15, 2009 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is now only 2 pts behind Hanley Ramirez in OPS. Just throwing it out there. :)

I LOVE this kid!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 16, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s really hard not to.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we were all worried he wasn’t going to hit well again about a week into the season? :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 16, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO ADMIT THAT PABLO SANDOVAL MIGHT NOT BE IT

by Natto on Jun 16, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I was never really worried about Pablo. I saw him play plenty in SJ the past 2 years. And last year when he got to the bigs, and he has a very very unique ability to square up the ball literally anytime he swings the bat, no matter how bad of a pitch or what kind of location it is. I’ve really only seen Vlad be able to do that.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 16, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN is now calling Pablo “Kung Fu Panda”. I heard tonight.

by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else think that Renteria getting called out at first blew the game for us?

If we assume he gets called safe, Winn’s single puts guys on 1st and 2nd with nobody out, which makes Whiteside’s DP leave a guy on for Sandoval’s homer. And that’s assuming that Renteria being on second with one less out doesn’t change anything, which it does. If he gets called safe there, I’d say there’s a pretty good argument to be made that a rally gets going and Sandoval’s three run dinger in the ninth ties the game or wins the game.

Maybe it’s just me, but I wouldn’t call it unreasonable to say that the first base ump made us lose.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Although I feel like Zito blew the game for us.

by Natto on Jun 16, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Undoubtedly

But once Zito had blown the game, then the first base umpire blew the game. It was like some sort of perfect storm of game-blowing.

Too bad Luis Castillo isn’t playing 2nd for us so he could drop an easy popup.

by quincy0191 on Jun 16, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Luis Jose Castillo isn’t playing 2nd 3rd for us.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Jun 16, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too many assumptions. You don’t know the Angels would pitch different with a runner at 1st. One of my pet peeves if when a umpire blows a call or a player gets picked off, people always assume the same thing would happen if those incidents didn’t happen.

by SFGuy on Jun 16, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 16, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Killer

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on Jun 16, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at game 7!!

And that really sucked!! I hate the Angles and I hope they lose every game for ever.

7 years later and it still stings!!! Ahhhhh!!

by etb2 on Jun 16, 2009 2:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Aigh… I’m glad I couldn’t make it, no matter how bad of a father that makes me.

At least Pablo is a monster. His K rate has been about 12% in the past few months, and his walk rate is climbing to 6%. If he can maintain those numbers (and an ISO of 200!), we’re looking at a 340/380/540 player, which is a wOBA of 390ish. So far, Pablo is on a 4-5 win pace.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

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