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yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fred Lewis

Right now

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only Pablo can

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We’’ need Jose Canseco in right field to give the homer an assist.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you put around 15 Cansecos in a row, Burriss might get one

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

With the help of a 30-knot wind, blowing toward San Leandro.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NICE TIMING

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Andres Torres

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PROPHET!!!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Torres!

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HE'S A WITCH

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

KARLIFORNIA IS AWESOME

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL WTF!!

by i wish we were good on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

8-3!!

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fred went oppo.

When he’s not trying to pull every pitch, he’s a lot better of a hitter.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hits a lot of lazy fly balls oppo, as well. Yay.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Go fred

Holy shit go Andres Torres!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

andres torres??

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So who had Andres Torres?

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ka-THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK????

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Unbelievable!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ANDRES THE GIANT

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WHAT?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Boricua!!

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

when was the last one?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sometime last year.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think it was Flew.

Ishi missed it by about a foot earlier this year.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wish the stats guy would figure it out and hand it up to the booth.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fred? I was at the game when he hit the Splash last year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Apparently, it was Bowker on 7/2 of last year.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/ballpark/splashhits.jsp

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

See! BOWKERMANIA

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think we need more quick polls.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Barrytorres

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Renteria got really old, suddenly, last week some time…

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Like I said, Torres at 2nd

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

quick poll:

when’s the next time the giants will score 6 runs in the final 3 innings?

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

they did this too. wasn't enough.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quick Poll

How will the Giants get the six runs they need to take the lead?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Forfeit by the Angels.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

quick poll: will we ever come back from a 8-0 deficit this season?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this decade? In history?

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this season in history

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Face shot of Torres; I bet he’s killed a man before, just to watch him die.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Everytime I go to Reno, I feel that way.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How many other times has a RHH hit a splash hit?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LHH Torres was up

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oops, I didn’t realize Torres was a switch hitter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never?

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he was so safe

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

no effing way

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I just noticed that Andres Torres is a switch hitter.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Si

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just noticed the Giants are playing some home games in China Basin.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BULLSHIT!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Enjoy the shower, Boch-head.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Not even close!

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

boo

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rent flips out.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oy

Rent was already arguing before he was called out

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Totally safe.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ump:

Check your cell phone. You have a missed call.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Blue: I’m a call…Blow me

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He’s been inconcsistent to bleh, but fuck it, I like Edgar Renteria.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Me too.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oldjacket likes Natto, too!

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What ump is that? He wants us to lose. Trying to steal our momentum.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It’s a translucent Christopher Lloyd

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol, teaching our kids that dead people cheating for you is the way to go

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

you don’t say

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I completely agree.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

with the first or second comment?

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You are completely wrong.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cogent. Precise. Timely.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s disgusting, man.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks a lot ump.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

classy two out approach

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Done with one out!

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

er . . two strike approach

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

should be 2 on, NO OUT

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Base hit…now imagine if the ump makes the right call…two one, none out

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

quick poll:

which is the next giant to go yard?

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Posey – 2010

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fred Lewis

Right now

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

RIGHT HERE

RIGHT NOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sandoval

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what do I win?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The ump made up for it by calling Winn safe…on the base hit to right field.

He feels better now.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

SJ Giants are fucking up now, 6-4 Visalia.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is there a prospect we care about doing anything right or wrong?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Conor Gillaspie made an error.

If the Giants win they’re tied for the division lead with seven games left in the first half. This series against division-leading Visalia is crucial if the Giants want to get a playoff berth.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have to say that I don’t really care whether the team does well, except insofar as the better the players, the better the team, and great players have a chance to be real Giants.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

heart of the order is up

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

does the angels bullpen suck? why is lackey still in?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Angels bullpen does, indeed, suck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and is depleted

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes to the first part

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes and GAMER

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whiteside looks patient

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

jinxed

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just got home in time to see the ever-so-yummy splash hit.

I <3 Torres.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

can of Torres

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hell yeah.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

darn

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Eli Whiteside

San Francisco Giant

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It’s as if Molina were still in!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Giants were the opening on Baseball Tonight.

Granted, there’s only two games.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

They must be sad that there’s no Yankees or Red Sox game to discuss.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im sure that wont stop them from talking about the Red Sox and Yankees.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They had quite an extensive look at the AL Central. I think they’re bored.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doesn’t ARod have a hangnail or something that they could analyze?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Granted, we’re in a deep recession and there are ony thre teams left in MLB

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and even fewer keys on my keyboard

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They took those when they took our money and our jobs.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bt at leat we cn stl comunicte, drlng…

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Proposing to an Angels fan?

Fail

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I converted my wife and brother-in-law from the Red Sox to the Giants, so it might work out.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s all downhill from here…he’ll never again approach this level of “romance”.

Sucker…

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

First homer of the season. Of course.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And first ML

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey lackey was 0-26 before tonight

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe he could share some tips with Burriss

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wish cain or lincecum could play 2nd base

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

115 lbs. soaking wet and he smacks a homer.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hits em just as far 110 pounds, and dry…

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

or 6’1" 215

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Medders is turning back into the pumpkin that he is

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Expiration date on the back of Medders’ neck: 6/17/09

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I blame optimism

by i wish we were good on Jun 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yikes. Dave Winfield was drafted as a football player and basketball player too.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He was pretty amazing.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The 49ers, in a bad period, thought he would be a helluva 1st baseman….

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Huh….I unplugged the machine that broadcasts the game…they must have plugged it back in

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is a time when euthanasia is best.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

To the fridge – younghutch AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It should be fun watching the Giants face Ervin Santana.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

PANDA POWER

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

one pitch.. gone!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

called it

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

PANDAMONIUM

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That was LOUD!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

MadPanda

BloodyPaws.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Panda’s going to hit 20 HR this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

book it

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s a street walking panda with a heart full of napalm and he’s planning on hitting .340 this year with 40 bombs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

does anyone make a Grant’s greatest hits list? That goes on it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was my desktop for awhile. I might change it back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope he ends up hitting .330, with 200 hits and 20 home runs. That would be AWESOME!

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MIght make 20 this month

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pabs Blue Ribbon!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

NICE

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Panda, not the beer…

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HEINKEN?

FUCK THAT SHIT

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

way to hit the crap out of that one rich

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Behind The Plate Power!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Must be muggy out tonight? Lots of balls jumping

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Panda don’t need no stinkin’ balls to jump!

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mother of god…someone shoot aurilai with some sort of tranq. dart

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by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

is it bad luck to propose during a giants loss? i think i would postpone it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that guy is a schmuck

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hey, newly engaged woman! Both hands where I can see them!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Scheirholtz!

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That hit was for you, NSCEGF

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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

CLUNK

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oppo Smash!

Panda’s figgered out how to hit homers.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Making a big public spectacle of a proposal = douchey. Unless you’ve already more or less agreed that you both want to get married and it’s just a question of the actual proposal happening.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I agree, and the last time I agreed I got a bunch of shit for it.

So I agree harder.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Guys are the romantic ones. Unfortunately our sense of romance can often get in the way of our sense of propriety.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Believe it or not, I don’t like calling attention to my romantic relationships. I’d shout a good grade on a test or a great article I wrote from the rooftops before I’d shout my love for someone from the rooftops. Except for Fred, of course.

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I mean, I’m not saying it never works out, because obviously it does, but you always have those ones where the woman says no and everyone acts like she’s such a huge bitch for doing it and … nah.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Because us wimmins just want a ring and babbies didnt you know? It’s unnatural when we don’t immediately flip out when someone flashes a shiny rock at us.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s why you guys rock

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

heh

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We should be grateful that a man would even think of giving us this opportunity!!!!

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh mah gaw a dimind! THANK YOU WHITE JESUS

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Better not tell Goofus that

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Goofus would disagree.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think the fact that Goofus did it proves that it’s douchey

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t disagree with you.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Goofus is a major douche

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by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, it’s Goofus.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Burriss will not get a hit.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Come onnnnnn, Burriss

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by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is where Burriss gets a hit.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

never mind

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

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Is that the furthest he has hit the ball this year?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yes

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay, Fred: you can’t hit a 6 run homer.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

watch him try!

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Sandoval is .06 points shy of a .900 OPS

.329/.371/.523

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AGE 22. AGE 22!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So, I've been going through the gameday thread

I see that Torres hit a splash hit while I was eating dinner. how about that?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What was for dinner?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corned beef, potato and rice

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Monday? Dodger Young.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There was an ant on my leg, so I flicked it away. Now there’s half an ant on my leg.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOW STRIKE

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

K-Fred is back

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

jponry will be so happy to read this comment

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

inb4 not the problem

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could watch that youtube clip over and over and over.

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I think I’ve watched it at least 100 times.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that Dafoe?

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CARUSO

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well

I just lost the game then

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

puts on glasses

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol wut

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The more times you watch it the better it gets.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s from some cheesy scifi movie or something. IDK.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Session 9.

Yeah I saw it.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is Caruso as amazing as he seems in it?

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gypped out of the Oscar that year, I believe.

He’s dreamy.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doesn’t look like a dodger….

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is that how you got your handle?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like this

The team is fighting away.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

They have themselves on their fantasy teams.

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by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s naive and adorable of them.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was such a terrible call

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

but lewis’s at bats are looking better since he was benched

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

only 2 strikeouts today

by i wish we were good on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha true

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Freddie is upset

I would be too, if I were him.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If you ignore the 4th inning, the Giants are winning!

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Olympic scoring

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good point.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pablo Sandoval

Panda – best position player developed by Giants since Will Clark?

Y/N?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Y

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m going to wait until this season is over before I decide but he’s looking pretty fucking good.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Y BY A LOT

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Y

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am a fan.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You mean besides Brian Bocock?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Y

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Easily

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dunno.....

that lance neikro guy was pretty dam good

/ducks

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and I keep forgetting he is about the same age as Posey Crawford and a few years younger than Lincecum Cain

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know. It’s awesome. I mean, he’s almost as good as BOWKERMANIA!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, so as far as power goes, he hasn’t peaked yet.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s a 30-40 HR guy I think.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Really

in the post PED era

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol "post PED era"

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

they don't test for HGH

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HGH doesn't really help

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

over a long enough cycle it does

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It only increases muscle mass, not muscle strength.

That’s not helpful.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

helps older players more

helps big time with stamina

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay sure

But we’re talking about Sandoval, who doesn’t really need help with that right now.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

well I wasn’t talking about sandoval lol. I just meant generally. Theres always going to be steroid use in sports.

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Since McCovey or Cepeda. The future looks darn good.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Williams

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good point.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Williams wasn’t as good as I remember him being when I looked at his bb-ref.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still good, mind you

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He was allergic to walks

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

1) Prodigious power, questionable OBP/discipline
2) Superb defense

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just thought he was the man when I was a 9 year old casual baseball fan. I was so pissed when I heard they traded him.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Intangibles.

There isn’t a stat for his Babe Ruth impersonation.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh man that was awesome.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

His peak was good, but short. But always loved the D.

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah lets see a full season but he is really fun to watch!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

reply fail… haha

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by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That guy's batting stance was goofy

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Time for the miracle comeback!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAOIAHISOIJLKDJLKJABBKXAMNA<NQJWOQPD"

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Natto finally lost it.

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s trying to be positive. Good for him. Or he’s stating the obvious.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In here, hope can drive a man insane.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OIAHISOIJLKDJLKJABBKXAMNA<NQJWOQPD"

Exactly

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

let's do this.

RALLY FAIL!!!!!!

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I BELIEVE WE CAN DO THIS

It’s only 5 runs.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

have panda pinch hit for everyone

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

when pablo goes back to third

can i have some bowkermainia? and uribe could play 2nd?

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I want

1B – Bowker or Nick Johnson/LaRoche/etc
2B – Frandsen
SS – Renteria
3B – Panda

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

we’re not getting Bowker at first.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ugly jacket for Brett mayne.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

not oldjacket?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never met the guy

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Five more splash hits and we’re good to go.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Giants want to go home.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

2 outs

right where we want ’em

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Lets just never talk about this game again

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

travis sighting!

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Token AB for Ishikawa

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by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

When was the last time Ishikawa had an appearance?

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

When did he go on bereavement leave?

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Sometime last week?

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AZ series

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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so…….considering how we did vs. there bullpen tonight and the AAA starter tommorrow and timmy on wednesday i feel pretty good

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

their

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If the Mayor of 311 was here I’d make a “better then” joke.

Oh well.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, all righty than.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

everybody fights. nobody quits. those are the rules.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jonathan tomorrow though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AAA starters

dominate us

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh yea………fuck

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel good, too!

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here comes the 5-run homer.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

12.27 ERA

We should score at least a few runs, right? :p

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sandovallian hit

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow for Ishi to swing at that? I guess he’s really trying to avoid the K looking

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That gave me a LOLlipop

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We just need Schierholz to hit a home run. Then we’ll be all right.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We’re just a walk, bloop, bloop, walk, and a blast away from winning this!

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Whiteside looks like he’as about 67 yrs. old

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's secretly from the DR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ELI’S COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIN’

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

why do you give me hope

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh just die already. Save these hits for tommorrow

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nvm Panda

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rally officially started!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this Panda has a taste for human flesh

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That

And bamboo

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i put my rally cap on

HOW BOUT YOU?

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OMFG

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Me likey!!!!!!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OH YES

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

SWEET!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's hot.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

PANDA!@@@@@@

Shitty Fuck

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

HE IS SO AWESOME

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOOOO

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And the capacity crowd of 6,000 goes nuts.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Daaaaamn, Pablo!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

YAAA PABLO

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

i don’t fucking believe that

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I LOVE YOU PANDA!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHT!

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Pablo is bananas.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

How the hell did he do that?

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

PANDA MONIUM!!!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OMG

Like totally WTF! LOLZ

Like, I can’t believe it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Panda has reduced me to a valley girl

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH

DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So appropriate

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WHAT?

PANDA YOU ARE GODLIKE

[hey look, Aurilia’s up now]

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

wow!

makes that blown call huge!

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

dam if only we didnt allow those 2 homer after zito left

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

this isn’t zito’s loss anymore

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes it is

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still could be.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah it is

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fine i guess i don’t understand the rules.. haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who else is happy to see Rich “Buzzkill” Aurilia?

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Party pooper

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pablo Pandoval!

by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

HOLY WOW

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Matt Williams: pshaw!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That shit is fuck.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

John Boy

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

blows your head off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think we just woke up the neighbors with the screamin and the yellin and the rejoicin

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

See Sandoval you can drive in yourself

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Zito off the hook?

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Uh...no

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

never

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, he was the pitcher when we fell behind, so he’s still the pitcher of record.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No he left trailing and we’re still trailing

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And BOOM goes the pandamite!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Thats like meeting a really hot girl after you crash your car

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I need to crash cars more often.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Threw in a lucky lipper and apparently it has paid off so far

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rally lipper fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

fuckin a i love panda

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

CAN HE PLEASE BAT CLEAN UP TOMORROW!?

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Considering I will be there, I agree.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

THIS!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CAN HE PLEASE BAT CLEAN UP ~~TOMORROW!?~~ EVERY DAY?!?!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CAN HE PLEASE BAT CLEAN UP ~~TOMORROW!?~~ for the rest of the season?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

GIS for "rally richie"

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the batter should think bunt

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

there you go

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s three steps ahead of you

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Way to kill the rally, Pablo.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuentes annoys me

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Brian Fuentes will shut us down.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Aurilia? Really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Do we have anyone left?

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Cain?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

rally killer

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We couldn't possibly pinch hit for him

His veterany veteraness will….oh, nevermind.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here he comes for the cheap ass save

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rally beer gut

by Squez on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Lordy

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gross

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What in the fuck

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WAY TO GO

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

sigh

That was to be expected.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

why is richie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

go away

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

RICH AURILIA STILL BELONGS ON A MAJOR LEAGUE ROSTER

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Letting Aurilia face the LHP is a dumb move though. Any old RHP will own him.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK YOU RICHIE

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol Aurilia

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He really does need to go.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree with this one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least they take some momentum or something

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Man, I didn’t realize we had 15 hits tonight

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

we lost by one hit

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got here in the sixth

I saw us not give up. We outscored them 7-1 from that point. We hit three home runs. Our bullpen showed, once again, that it is strong.

I feel very positive about this loss.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

me too
you taking the same boring night class I am?

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, unfortunately. I was at a meeting.

I can’t wait to go back to school, though. AA done…60 units to go or something.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lots of dingerz today

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m glad we fought back a bit. And I’m glad Pablo’s inner panda is breaking out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I feel a lot better despite losing

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOLANGELS BULLPEN

all we need to do is get to the bullpen the next to days

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That was the cheapest save my fantasy team will ever get

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

me too

and since I started Zito, I’ll take it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We might have won if Burriss could have done something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

burris gotta stop being terrible at fucking hitting jesus christ his ABs are fucking killing me what the hell why can’t anyone in the giants organization see that he’s not good enough for this why why why?

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I die a little bit on every soft grounder to second

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is pretty much my thought process at this point. Why do they keep running him out there? He can’t hit, his defense is not that good and he never gets on base so he can’t use his wheels. He’s killing us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Call up anyone

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Burriss could have done something however this game is layed on Zito

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

agreed

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fact

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is true.

Way too many fat pitches.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then again, we could have won had our SP not given up 7 ER in 3 2/3 IP, but Burriss is an everyday problem

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The thing that gets me about Burriss though is that it doesn’t seem like the org thinks he’s a problem.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

true

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pandoval

.332/.373/.539

That is a sweet ass line

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think he might have a shot at an All Star reserve spot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he would get it easily if he was a catcher

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would he be hitting .332/.373/.539 if he was a catcher though?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who knows?

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bo knows.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure he has more chance to wear down, but it’s early.

If he is that good a hitter, then it’s probably better that he doesn’t play C because he doesn’t need as many days off. That’s why the Panda/Posey 3B/C platoon is brilliant!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He’s been ridiculous in June.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bowkermania

John Boy went 2-4 with a HR and two rbis for Fresno

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Can he play second?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

can he play 2nd?

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOWKERMANIA.

This is getting ridiculous. Can you imagine BOWKERMANIA and PANDAMONIUM on the same team? IT WOULD BE EPIC

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SF should market that

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PANDAMANIA

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so if a pitcher leaves the game down 3-2 in the sixth. and his team loses 4-3 its still his loss?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the game has to be tied after he leaves to not get the loss

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If his team never ties the game, yes

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not if the team ties the game at 3. Then the SP is off the hook. But if the other team scores the 4th run before the losing team scores the 3rd run, then the original SP still gets the loss.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok got it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love Pablo.

by ninerkev on Jun 15, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Pablo made this unwatchable game watchable

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

True story

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also makes this team watchable with Tim and Cain

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I actually unmuted it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe Sandoval is a 1b after all. He sure loves playing and hitting from that position

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I know Pablo swings at pitches out of the zone… but normally he swings from around home plate, not 1st base.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that he’s forced to play there.

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by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dont feel so bad

we have not gotten blown out very many times this year. and i think there working on the pablo statue outside at&t as we speak

by sadison bummedgarner on Jun 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

you know what I love about playing the Angels?

Giants announcers and talking heads talking about 2002 over and over again. FUCK

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah it makes me sick to my stomach

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

2002

I dont recall?

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I remember it well. I threw the phukin television off a three story balcony... sober.

by ninerkev on Jun 15, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What the fuck? Weirdest game of the year?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 15, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Im more happy about this then other losses, weird

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

same

I’m actually pretty excited about tomorrow!

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jonathan Sanchez will take care of that excitement. Don’t you worry.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

6 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 9 K

book it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

+ a W

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pablo hits 4 HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Needs Moar walks

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He takes control of his control for one game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he has gone 6 only once this year.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There’s a second time for everything.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TWHS

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jonathan Sanchez will take care of that exitcrement.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that’s what I was thinking – the dude rarely ever lasts more than 6 innings

by Merope on Jun 15, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am very excite!

Yes a Borat quote

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah

you like the offense output

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

~~Chicks~~ CB30 digs the long ball.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dont deny it

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by CB30 on Jun 15, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Possibly because Pablo is emerging as a legit middle of the order hitter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

has emerged

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

totally true

There’s something satisfying about turning a blowout loss into a “look fuckers, if it weren’t for Zito we’d be celebrating. Just remember that for tomorrow”

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs