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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

D= Dog? If so, this is funny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito threw too many beachballs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened when?

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Zito is back, though hopefully just for one night.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. So he pitched like last year? Low 80s fastball? No command?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the inning of fail, but early on he was throwing the patented belt high 85mph fastball a lot.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

lots of strikes – 0-2, 1-2 counts – then 90+mph fastballs right down the middle

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of pitches down the middle.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the responses, guys. I was just getting updates on my phone and was blown away when it went from 1-0 to 8-0.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whitside’s nickname = The Distinguished Gentleman?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto with the ethnic slurs

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pitcher of Zorian Eli.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that dog looks like a sheltie

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

To continue a thought from a previous thread:

 Fack.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia for the dinger

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This has to be a DP, right?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we pinch hit cain or lincecum for aurillia?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

how does that piece of toast hold the bat up?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s wheat toast.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

pleasewalkpleasewalkpleasewalkpleasewalk

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll take your single and like it.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save these special pleadings for a winnable game.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

8 runs to go.

We can do this!

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooohoooo!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

perhaps he has ensured another week on the roster with that meaningless RBI

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

then lets get more

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

aurillia hate fail

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YA RLYA

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AriLOLia for the all star team!

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside has really grey hair

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON HBP

Burriss needs to take one for the team

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

and that Schierholtz flyout ends the inning

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

0 for his last 26

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss’ Offense = Unwatchable

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

His defense isn’t so hot either.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

his defense has been really good.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. It only looks like it sometimes.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine but that relay throw on the assist and the diving catch on the line drive over the weekend were pretty fun to watch.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t deny that.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is unwatchable in the batter’s box

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/15/910731/gamethread-in-addition#17017680

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he shows flashes of being good on D

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

flashes is right. Some absolutely brilliant plays, and some not so great routine plays.

He could be really great some day.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can’t even hit it out of the infield

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sprays to all foul territories.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats a Cougar on the Viagra commercial

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

gtfo burriss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

guest announcer?

Hey all, I wasn’t able to put the game on till after it started. Who is the guest announcer?

by Skick on Jun 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

jt

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Captain Charisma himself, JT Snow.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acts like vicodin, though, during a blowout

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT, uh, Snow

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

talking with jt for 2 hours is probably like a normal 30 minute conversation

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anagram of "When will Burriss get a hit again?"

RIGHT! LAUGHABLE WIT IN WARINESS

The anagrammer is literally laughing at me.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This game has the makings for another drunk post game wrap.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You get drunk. I’m gonna get drunken.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never actually listened to the post-game wrap after a loss. I’m always too angry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They help me calm down.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m angry, and hungry.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather watch Life Of Brian

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Always look on the bright side.

For instance, if we do lose this game, we will still be leading in the wild card race.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already pre-ordered my playoff tickets

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

While getting a root canal.

True. Much better.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not The Meaning of Life?

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll take it

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

rimshot

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next best thing to swingthrough stuff. Or lookyloo stuff.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin’s got to have the filthiest stuff of any garbage time reliever in the league.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

And look! Zito didn’t walk anyone! Oh wait….

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick poll: Will a Giant hit a splash hit this season, and if so, who?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Pablo can

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’’ need Jose Canseco in right field to give the homer an assist.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you put around 15 Cansecos in a row, Burriss might get one

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the help of a 30-knot wind, blowing toward San Leandro.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A WITCH

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

KARLIFORNIA IS AWESOME

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred went oppo.

When he’s not trying to pull every pitch, he’s a lot better of a hitter.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hits a lot of lazy fly balls oppo, as well. Yay.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go fred

Holy shit go Andres Torres!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So who had Andres Torres?

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ka-THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK????

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES THE GIANT

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

when was the last one?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometime last year.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Flew.

Ishi missed it by about a foot earlier this year.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish the stats guy would figure it out and hand it up to the booth.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred? I was at the game when he hit the Splash last year.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need more quick polls.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Barrytorres

Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria got really old, suddenly, last week some time…

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said, Torres at 2nd

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

quick poll:

when’s the next time the giants will score 6 runs in the final 3 innings?

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

they did this too. wasn't enough.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on Jun 15, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick Poll

How will the Giants get the six runs they need to take the lead?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Forfeit by the Angels.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick poll: will we ever come back from a 8-0 deficit this season?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

this decade? In history?

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Face shot of Torres; I bet he’s killed a man before, just to watch him die.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Everytime I go to Reno, I feel that way.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many other times has a RHH hit a splash hit?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops, I didn’t realize Torres was a switch hitter.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no effing way

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I just noticed that Andres Torres is a switch hitter.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I just noticed the Giants are playing some home games in China Basin.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Enjoy the shower, Boch-head.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent flips out.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oy

Rent was already arguing before he was called out

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump:

Check your cell phone. You have a missed call.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Blue: I’m a call…Blow me

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s been inconcsistent to bleh, but fuck it, I like Edgar Renteria.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What ump is that? He wants us to lose. Trying to steal our momentum.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a translucent Christopher Lloyd

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, teaching our kids that dead people cheating for you is the way to go

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t say

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

with the first or second comment?

by wilriv21 on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are completely wrong.

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cogent. Precise. Timely.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s disgusting, man.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy two out approach

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Done with one out!

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

er . . two strike approach

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be 2 on, NO OUT

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Base hit…now imagine if the ump makes the right call…two one, none out

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

quick poll:

which is the next giant to go yard?

by sayheybk on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey – 2010

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIGHT HERE

RIGHT NOW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do I win?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ump made up for it by calling Winn safe…on the base hit to right field.

He feels better now.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SJ Giants are fucking up now, 6-4 Visalia.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a prospect we care about doing anything right or wrong?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conor Gillaspie made an error.

If the Giants win they’re tied for the division lead with seven games left in the first half. This series against division-leading Visalia is crucial if the Giants want to get a playoff berth.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say that I don’t really care whether the team does well, except insofar as the better the players, the better the team, and great players have a chance to be real Giants.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

does the angels bullpen suck? why is lackey still in?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Angels bullpen does, indeed, suck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes to the first part

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home in time to see the ever-so-yummy splash hit.

I <3 Torres.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

can of Torres

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants were the opening on Baseball Tonight.

Granted, there’s only two games.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

They must be sad that there’s no Yankees or Red Sox game to discuss.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im sure that wont stop them from talking about the Red Sox and Yankees.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had quite an extensive look at the AL Central. I think they’re bored.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t ARod have a hangnail or something that they could analyze?

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted, we’re in a deep recession and there are ony thre teams left in MLB

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even fewer keys on my keyboard

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They took those when they took our money and our jobs.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

bt at leat we cn stl comunicte, drlng…

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I converted my wife and brother-in-law from the Red Sox to the Giants, so it might work out.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all downhill from here…he’ll never again approach this level of “romance”.

Sucker…

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

First homer of the season. Of course.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hey lackey was 0-26 before tonight

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he could share some tips with Burriss

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish cain or lincecum could play 2nd base

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

115 lbs. soaking wet and he smacks a homer.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hits em just as far 110 pounds, and dry…

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 6’1" 215

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders is turning back into the pumpkin that he is

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 15, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Expiration date on the back of Medders’ neck: 6/17/09

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes. Dave Winfield was drafted as a football player and basketball player too.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The 49ers, in a bad period, thought he would be a helluva 1st baseman….

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh….I unplugged the machine that broadcasts the game…they must have plugged it back in

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a time when euthanasia is best.

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the fridge – younghutch AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It should be fun watching the Giants face Ervin Santana.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

one pitch.. gone!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

called it

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDAMONIUM

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was LOUD!

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And BOOM goes the Pandamite!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda’s going to hit 20 HR this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

book it

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a street walking panda with a heart full of napalm and he’s planning on hitting .340 this year with 40 bombs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone make a Grant’s greatest hits list? That goes on it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was my desktop for awhile. I might change it back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he ends up hitting .330, with 200 hits and 20 home runs. That would be AWESOME!

by superk1ng on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIght make 20 this month

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pabs Blue Ribbon!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The Panda, not the beer…

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEINKEN?

FUCK THAT SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to hit the crap out of that one rich

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Behind The Plate Power!

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be muggy out tonight? Lots of balls jumping

by khenderson on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda don’t need no stinkin’ balls to jump!

by Moggeee on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mother of god…someone shoot aurilai with some sort of tranq. dart

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by younghutch on Jun 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is it bad luck to propose during a giants loss? i think i would postpone it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy is a schmuck

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, newly engaged woman! Both hands where I can see them!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That hit was for you, NSCEGF

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oppo Smash!

Panda’s figgered out how to hit homers.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Making a big public spectacle of a proposal = douchey. Unless you’ve already more or less agreed that you both want to get married and it’s just a question of the actual proposal happening.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, and the last time I agreed I got a bunch of shit for it.

So I agree harder.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys are the romantic ones. Unfortunately our sense of romance can often get in the way of our sense of propriety.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, I don’t like calling attention to my romantic relationships. I’d shout a good grade on a test or a great article I wrote from the rooftops before I’d shout my love for someone from the rooftops. Except for Fred, of course.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I’m not saying it never works out, because obviously it does, but you always have those ones where the woman says no and everyone acts like she’s such a huge bitch for doing it and … nah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because us wimmins just want a ring and babbies didnt you know? It’s unnatural when we don’t immediately flip out when someone flashes a shiny rock at us.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be grateful that a man would even think of giving us this opportunity!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh mah gaw a dimind! THANK YOU WHITE JESUS

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus would disagree.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that Goofus did it proves that it’s douchey

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by groug on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t disagree with you.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus is a major douche

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jun 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s Goofus.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss will not get a hit.

by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Come onnnnnn, Burriss

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is where Burriss gets a hit.

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

never mind

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the furthest he has hit the ball this year?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Fred: you can’t hit a 6 run homer.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

watch him try!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I've been going through the gameday thread

I see that Torres hit a splash hit while I was eating dinner. how about that?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions