Gamethread Too
by Natto on Jun 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT
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Wow
6 RBI day for Prince Fielder, 5 RBI day for Ryan Braun.
Not that I’m saying RBIs are a good stat. Just a comment on the game.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think six RBIs are worth noting.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Or 11 combined RBIs by back-to-back hitters.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
wow.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on Jun 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone notice zeets’ hickey?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
God, Lackey is ugly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fatter than Fatty!Matt?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I done told you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
request
put the Zito head on the awkward Christmas photo with the dog sweater.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
I see Scott is back
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
With Aurilia and Burris at the bottom of the lineup the top really needs to produce today.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
This photo is hilarious and disturbing.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
The one jumping out the window would totally be my dog.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants hitters...
Helping give struggling pitchers everywhere hope that they can still be effective in the Major Leagues.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
sigh
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Thankfully, the Giants have helped answer my question of “When should I go buy beer?”
“Whenever I want”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I hate Lackey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
does zito have a hickey?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jun 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
The Tupac Fanpost was really dumb, especially since it brought out SneaktoBetterSeats.
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Yeah, I lol’d the first time I read it but now it’s irritating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He managed to rec it twice, which helped bring it up on top.
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It deserves to be flagged for that.
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Also, it forced me to post a photo of Sean Waltman.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Russ Springer
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Neal with another home run
Posey follows up his walk with a double
Crusty
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
damn it
Now its definitely over.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I blame Grant
and his wife.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Welcome back, Bad Zito. I didn’t miss you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
An 0-2 pitch and you throw a hanging curveball
awesome.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
we can still take 2
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/Players/O/Sean-OSullivan.shtml
the starting pitcher tomorrow is god awful
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Backephobia
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Which means he’ll shut down the lineup.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that was my first thought
but he doesn’t walk a lot of guys. Our lineup gets schooled by rookie pitchers with no control. This guy just sucks.
See image below.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Great
Zito sucks Cheez Whiz again.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram of "Why should we care anymore?"
WORLD-WEARY ACE, HUSH MONEY
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY IF THIS IS THE WORST THAT WE GET FROM NEW ZITO THAN IM HAPPY
by i wish we were good on Jun 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
ATHLETIC WAS WRONG
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
We told him so!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Rags, during his mound visit
“All right, Barry. You need to loosen up. Here’s a joke. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he’ll have. Then the horse just takes a giant shit.”
“I don’t get it, Dave. What’s the joke?”
“You’re the joke, Barry/”
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I’m so glad dinner is almost ready.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
What the hell are you doing Barry?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
just throw the 0-2 pitch in the fucking dirt, next time.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
spy
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
how about getting an out.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Get an out, I dont know
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when the giants beat the Nats, A’s, Marlins and DBacks? That was fun.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
Makes sense
I think Zito got outdrawn though.
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Zito v. Zito
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OUTS
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
3-2 count to the GD pitcher. Come on
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Neal before Zod
Thomas Neal homers and Kieschnick has two RBIs for the little Gs. 4-2 San Jose. If they win tonight they’re tied for the division lead.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Yay, Before Zod. Yay Real Men Don’t Eat Kieschnick.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I haven't been paying much attention since the Angels scored their 4th run
I see that there’s still only one out. Well, back to not paying attention…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Neal bombed Number 12
Connecticut is calling you, my son.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Errant Throwin
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Lackey’s first career hit and RBI
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Unfortunately
I was paying attention for that…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
JT and Kuip kept saying how Lackey had no hits in his career.
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Time for optimism!
If this Zito only shows up once in a while, I’ll take it!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
LOL FIGGINS
“I can’t figure this guy out!”
34-28 - Giants Series Record: 13-5-3, 9-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Mediocre outing. Continues to be a meh pitcher.
Barry Zito is still pitching.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Stupidest shit EVAR
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
fucking SHIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
So, uh, I’m getting the feeling that the Giants might not be coming back from this one.
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So Zito sucks again.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
That is the definition of batting practice
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
OLD ZITO
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Official Poll.
Stay or go?
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
my fault
I am actually home alone and can watch the game.
So it would figure that the game would not be worth watching. Sorry.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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Better yet
Or: Never pitch Zito with Molina or any other roster member again.
Pitch molina and let zito catch
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jerome Williams has great control
HBP: Frandsen (by Williams), Guzman, J (by Williams), Rohlinger (by Williams), Downs (by Williams).
Jerome Williams makes me sad.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I bet its retaliation for the stench emanating from Zito’s terrible start
by i wish we were good on Jun 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Sung to the tune of the Eagles' "Desperado"
Barry Zito, why don’t you come to your senses?
They’ve been swinging for fences for so long now
Can’t throw a hard one
I know you’ve got seven seasons
We folks that are payin’ you
Might hurt you somehow
Don’t you throw the hanging curveball, boy
They’ll beat you on Fox cable
We see your awful starts on all our TV sets
Now it seems to me, some fat cash
Has been laid upon your table
But you only make the balls you throw get wet
Barry Zito, oh, you ain’t gettin’ no younger
Matt Cain and Enchanter, they’re drivin’ you home
Reporters, McCoven well, we’re just some people talkin’
We’re pissin’ and moaning ‘cause your head’s made of stone
Do you always suck in the summer time?
Why don’t you stick it where the sun don’t shine
It’s hard to smell your stench across the bay
You’re losin’ all the time, it blows
Ain’t it funny how those meatballs fly away?
Barry Zito, why don’t you come to your senses?
‘Cause you’re just as dense as a rock-filled crate
Just stop complainin’, because cleat-chasers still love you
You’d better let them DFA you, before it’s too late
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like I lost my bet….
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
I take full responsibility...
I fell asleep on the couch at 1-0, and woke up just in time to see it hit 7-0. I’ll try to stay awake tomorrow…
not better!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
this game sucks. let's watch golf.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
WTF?!!!!!???
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
John Lackey
J.T. Snow
Angels
A Kruk and Kuip Show filled with 2002 references
Barry Zito
Can we institute the mercy rule for this one and just get ready for tomorrow?
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
glutton for punishment
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
what else is on?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Big Bang Theory, House, Family Guy at least.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
I do like Big Bangs…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s Abreu’s 3rd this year
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Can we have Rich Aurilia pitch or something
by i wish we were good on Jun 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Let's get all of the suck out in one game
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Well , it looks like this one's in the bag.
Burn the bag…
I personally have not seen SF and LAA boxscores sharing a screen in a loooong time…and this isn’t the kind of reminiscing I’m looking for. G’night…,
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on Jun 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
that one man Torrii chant is odd. But It sounds like he’s saying “Boring” which so happens to be the chant going on in my living room.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
It’s raining
It’s pouring
The old man
Is boring
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was optimistic enough to fall into the sarchasm
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. Congrats go out to my son for his 300th win. Only 211 more wins until he catches Cy Young!
by Speedforthewin on Jun 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Tim Flannery. That’s what I need.
by Bay Area Sports Guy on Jun 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
My co-worker called my talking crap when it was 3 or 4-0 and told me he would call back when it was 8-0. Neither of us had any idea it was going to be in the same inning.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
ouch ><
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Ouch!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Oh shit I hope Hunter’s not hurt.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah me too.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
I hope he’s out for a couple of days
In a baseball way, I’d be okay with him not playing for the duration of the series.
In a human way, stashed somewhere deep inside the black lump of coal I call my heart, I absolutely hope he’s not hurt.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
GRITTY
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
I so thought that was caught
It would have been appropriate for this game.
Also, ouch.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I was fully expecting Bengie to get thrown out after all of that.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the first thing I thought
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He was hit in the (Emerald) nuts.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I liked him when he was on the Twins. I still don’t want to see anyone slam into a wall like that.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
get some ice on it!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
walk it off
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s not good.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Ribs?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
BBQ?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ll throw out some $50 M 4th outfielder to replace him
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Gary Matthews Jr!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad he couldn’t face Zito. That might be the most overpaid matchup of all time!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I came back after getting dinner ready and it’s 7-0. So I turned the game off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’d already missed a few games because they were on turf, so Scioscia has been cautious with his legs. I bet he sits out until the weekend now. So, I mean, I hope he doesn’t die or anything, but that seems like good news to me.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Maybe a soft cast and ice cream for the next week.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
CARP!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
bring back the personal catcher
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I remember Aurilia flailing in Game 7 vs Lackey
BB-ref confirms it: 0-for-4, 2 Ks, 12 pitches/11 strikes.
Way to go Bochy
I just joined the thread so may have missed it. Someone explain to me why Aurilia is in there.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
We’re waiting on that ourselves.
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Uribe is hurt, I don’t know if Sandoval is ready to play 3rd again or not.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Uribe has a strained hamstring, and I guess Pablo isn’t quite ready to move to 3B.
Judgment Day is coming
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Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss will knock in Molina!!
/grabs a toaster and heads to the bathtub
Judgment Day is coming
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BURRIS YOU F"ING SUCK SO MUCH
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Burriss
almost got it past pitcher – progress!
Aurilia must have pics of Bochy having sex with a golden retriever
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
Or a box turtle.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I'm a bit behind
but who’s this Thomas Neal guy in San Jose? Since, you know, it’s a better topic than what’s on the tv right now.
starting LF, circa 2011 or late 2010
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Could he play second, circa Tuesday?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s awesome, that’s who he is.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
he is my adopted Giant.
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side
Posey with ANOTHER walk(1-1, double, 2BB so far)
Neal 2-3, home run
Kieschnick 3-3, 2 doubles
still just the 5th inning!
OBP
The P stands for Posey
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY Rivera got out
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Epic comeback time
Take 2
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
sweet jebus. has he at least walked in that stretch?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I’ll bet Torres could play 2nd.
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
Hey, it's the problem!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FredFail
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
unless it’s part of a double switch, that’s a tough night to come out and K in the 5th and have to watch the rest of the game not being able to contribute more to this debacle.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs. Whiteside?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Does she have gray hair?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, that's it
Get all of the suck out in one game.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I don’t think that’ll work if Burriss and Renteria are playing tomorrow.
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I hope the Angels realize they used up all of their runs for the series!
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That's 4 innings from the bullpen
Sounds good to me!
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I remember this team from earlier in the year
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
LACKEY IS THE BEST PITCHER EVER
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
This is ridiculous
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
They’re just swinging at everything to get the game over with.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
i am so tired of the giants making average pitchers look like all stars.
No one here gets out alive.
Lackey was pretty darn good
I don’t know what’s going on with him so far this year.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I thought it was awesome how he got tossed in the first game back from the DL against the first batter.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Lackey gave up nine in his last start. I think jcb9 might get a new graphic soon.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Giants lineup = ERA stimulus
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
how many times has dirty run the stairs?
by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So what happened?
Zito was pitching all right and then blammo.
Also, I don’t like Lackey.
Finally, I believe we can come back and win this.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram of "come back and win this"
WHACKIEST, MANIC BOND
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Games like this happen to everyone. It sucks but doesnt affect my view of the team
The artist formerly known as Set-up man
If zito doesnt get squeezed on that 2-2 pitch to lackey, this game would be a lot less painful to watch
by Classy_Argonaut on Jun 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So, do we think that bad Zito is back?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
It's just one game
If he does this next time he pitches, then we should start worrying…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Hope not. As long as he’s strings together a few good starts then has a bad one I will be happy.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/takes comfort in the consensus
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
According to a CSN graphic during yesterday’s game, this was actually “Matt Zito”.
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Bowkermania walks wild on you?
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I know why this game is happening: The Giants didn’t Beware The Ides Of June
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Jon = “Giants are LACKING right now”
He even makes obvious jokes work.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Fack
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
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