Most Epic Thing In the History of the World
I found this story on deadspin. Essentially a disgruntled baseball father created a website for a single 16000 (!) word diatribe against a college baseball coach.
No one has ever been able to read the entire thing. It's like Ulysses or a JoshfromHollywood Script.
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You sound just like my agent.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 13, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
I know nothing about this situation but I’m going to venture a guess that this guy’s son probably wasn’t any good.
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jun 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but the kid must be smart
My son is a much bigger man than I am, because he did not want me to write and post this letter.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jun 13, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like… a JoshfromHollywood Script.
This is funny, though.
by Grant on Jun 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Little Jimmy Sucked
Never had an ERA under 6. Twice had WHIP over 2.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lordy
I think it took me five minutes just to scroll to the end…
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Jun 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how by the end everything was in CAPS and bolded with multi-colored text.
by xanthan on Jun 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs more flashing lights and green background.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jun 13, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Poor kid.
Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson, the Babe Ruth of AAA.
by The Thrill on Jun 13, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Jimmy threw a good knuckleball from an early age and did really well till he got to college where I stopped reading.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 14, 2009 12:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You stopped reading in college? What courses were you taking where you could do that?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 14, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing this guy has done is make an ass of himself and emberass his son.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on Jun 14, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, he has also wasted the time of anybody who bothered to read some of this tome
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jun 14, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Noble Tantrum picture was a classic.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He saw the same thing happen in little league when he was president.
Also, I knew I never should have gotten that “degree in marketing.” Dammit!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 14, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you would never be able to market a website like this without it
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jun 14, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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