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Awkward family win!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least the stream I’m watching is working properly now

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha that pic

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ps – tap. tap plastics.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

t-t-t-tap!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So is that...

Lisa Stevens of Wells Fargo?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sup mama

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if she fell forward she would bounce back up

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would like to see that

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Classy psyche out Randy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Correct me if I'm wrong

Zito has got to be more focused, he’s not a rookie. He needs a way to get his release point back when he loses it.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TAP

TAP PLASTICS

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol classic pic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE SUBWAY COMMERCIALS!!!!!

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else find that AZ Snakepit hate for Randy Winn freaking hilarious?

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost as hilarious as our hate for Hairston.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My question is, what is with that goddamn bow on the dog?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAPIST SIGHTED

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And he sees you!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gonna getcha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yyyyyeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeaaaaahh

nonnnnnooooooooooooo

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait a fucking minute. a hearing aid?!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are friggin’ loud.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap! It could be a monitor, but those aren’t funny.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, nice little trot after the catch by Randy

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, it’s Fred

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gonna go 0 for 8 in one AB

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet pop out

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bleh Fred

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang it, Fred.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito could have done that, Fred.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER TAKE

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit son

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nasty Shit

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamer’d

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ow

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GTFO Arizona pitcher

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was really tempted to catch that one with his teeth.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As a former Best Buy employee, I must say this is true.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL FIFTY DOLLARS

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“install your game”

bochy, take note.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

$50 to install stuff?

Where do I sign up?!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s a sucker born every minute

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see the reflection of the camera that took this picture.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job swinging at the first one

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job taking a pitch

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Vic at this one tonight?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember when we had runners on 1st and 3rd with no outs and didnt score?

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giant Way

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game needs more Zavada.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Viva Zavada!

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much win.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Norton from Husker Du

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn’t get close to this. I could barely grow a ’tashe

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that is a glorious stach. Even can of corn would approve.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Approved.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chuck Norris jokes, huh?

Fantastic.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this? Barrens chat?

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s with the Chuck Norris facts?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have been teleported back 4 years

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AW CRAP WE WON’T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FOR AT LEAST 4 YEARS NOW

DAMN IT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JIM TRACY MANAGER OF THE YEAR

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

too late. squandered.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still… wtf?

by KINGofCRA5H on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that good ol’ JR’s family?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That little girl looks just like her dad!

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Non-awkward family pictures?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I trust the Giants drafted bipeds earlier today.

If so, I think I will call the event a success.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hit the shit out of that one, Randy.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How long...?

before someone posts the Major League projection and talks about how underwhelmed they are?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roxgirl usually writes something on their blog bashing the Giants draft

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you think they’d get the attention of someone in the org.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT’S RUNNING WILD, BROTHER

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s on steroids like the Hulkster?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE MEAT CAP

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s not nice

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO HE SAYS FREE KNEE CAP

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi Snatchwig!

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s okay. Merkin Valdez won’t give up run(s).

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I got your run(s) right here!

/grabs crotch

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even know what that means.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know what that means.

And I accept.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Valdez in!!!!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We might see “Papa Dubs” or “B-Weezy” tonight.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I get this horrible idea...

that Merkin gives up a lead off homer here

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why do you say things like that.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something about that whole...

“keep Zito in so he can get a win” thing.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope we get some Romo tonight

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

didn't pitch yesterday, right?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think so.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he had a dry hump in the pen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The wife loves that Parra walk-up song. Do not know why

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This umpire sucks

Floating strike zone. One time its a strike, next time a ball.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t a “ballpark radar guns” just a kid in a booth making guesses?

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

merkin’s 98 looks hittable

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate saying no swingthrough stuff

but for a guy with a 98 mph heater, he doesn’t really have great swingthrough stuff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO SWINGTHROUGH STUFF

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, as wilriv would say

NO SWINGTHRU STUFF

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait for it. wait for it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and his offspeed is awful

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might just call it his awfulspeed.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that’s why Valdez throws mostly fastballs.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD whoever was just at bat

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the chocolate chip

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that as

“Breyers Mint choco chip ice cream is hilarious”

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol wut

That was a ball.

Not that I’m complaining, but still.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s not even close to being a strike. LOL

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEAT!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ Hinch looks bewildered.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks like he’s never managed before….oh.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this was an awful hire

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure was a curious one.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd think...

that there were plenty of other available former Bay Area catchers.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Bathe!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side...

at least it means we keep Decker in our organization

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And i believe they gave him a 3 year deal?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, I like the eyepatch suggestion

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what was that?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk suggested that Hinch should do something to look more intimidating as a manager.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn’t even looking at my TV and i knew what this meant

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play Uribe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think i see our new starting lineup forming. just need LF

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Andres the Giant doesn’t do it for you?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if only we knew where to find one…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

25 cannot play there anymore. Forget him.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By-You Roberts

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I keep thinking that the announcers are saying “Brian Roberts”.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He Uribated all over that play.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but he cleaned up after himself.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuip FAIL

We play 3 at this level meat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than last year when Kuiper thought it was the third out when Cain struck out to lead off an inning (same ball park, too).

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a Valdez special

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute, what’s the count?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chocula

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well played

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL merkin!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, a walk.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Before Upton

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

open base!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the fake strikeout better.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Valdez has had horrible control this inning.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Valde

Valdez has had horrible control this inning.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You really needed those last two words?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get paid by the word.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have come to the conclusion that Uribe should probably be starting over all the other infielders besides Pablo

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game will. never. end.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

D-backs probably preferred that 18 inning game against the padres

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he will be buried in the bullpen again.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, Justin Upton

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get the third out, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sonofa

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe a mound visit here, Bengie?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie is too tired to go.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did run around the bases that one time.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what he said!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe has him covered

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say throw strikes, but I don’t trust Valdez to throw a good one.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agree

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw swingthrough strikes?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

swing thru

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hoo lordy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do THAT again

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOO LORDY

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jon Miller

is certainly calling a lot of pitches that SOUND like strike 3

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha boom! love these heaters

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stay on target.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PORKINS

(Ha)

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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porkins!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stay on target!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay on target!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So.... another fastball here?

I’m a little worried v. Upton

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKE 3

SIT BJ’S BROTHER!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Last pitch 99!!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo!?!

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

,,,hoo lordy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Strikes out 2. Nice

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

i leave the and the D Backs come back?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito was reminiscing to the glory days of 07-08

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right. Down. The. Pipe.

A swing there would have put the ball in the stands.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe a shade high. But very hittable.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIT THE FUCK DOWN KID

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This umpire likes that high strike.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Upton really should have swung at that one.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did what he should’ve done.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad he didn’t swing, but it’s bizarre to me that he didn’t.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of umpires wouldn’t call that a strike.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those umpires would be dumb because it was a strike.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol a one

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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol i didn't notice that

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

over 2 grand and he’s looking at the one.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Under most circumstances...

I would’ve called that dollar bill the “Zito” in the Giants rotation…

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How’d that get in there?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“What the fuck IS this? a penny?”

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a strike for sure

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Upton is going to be a hell of a player

CAIN 4 UPTON GASNTI BRASZ!!!!!!!!!!1

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That I would actually do

Right now, before D-backs change their mind.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so would I

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he already is

..and he’s only 21.

I’d trade anyone on the team except for Lincecum for him straight up. Most I’d trade 3-for-1.

by wcw on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

I’d trade for his bro too

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

If there’s anyone in baseball I would trade Lincecum for, it is Justin Upton (or Evan Longoria).

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't trade Timmy

but I’d trade anyone else (and then some)

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take two Longoria’s plz.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Longoriae?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god, I used an apostrophe to make a plural. That might be the worst thing I’ve ever done.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is the worst thing anyone has ever done

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst today, maybe.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vomited.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I first saw Justin Upton at the Futures Game at AT&T

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be tempted

..but if I were trading Lincecum, I think I could get more. Market misperception, Cy Young, all that.

Maybe I’m just greedy.

by wcw on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Insurance runs, please.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY AWKWARD PHOTOS

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They will sacrifice those cats when the curse of the lamia falls on them.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I was hoping somebody would respond to this so we could talk about how much shit that movie sucked.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MUST SLOP AT HACK

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a theory

They’re not swinging at these pitches because they want to…it’s because Bochy is calling for hit-and-runs with nobody on base

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a theory

It must be bunnies.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still want to hear Tara’s theory.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WELL NOW YOU NEVER WILL BECAUSE SHE’S DEAD!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAY TO BRING BACK OLD WOUNDS YOU JERK

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD? THAT’S RIGHT! ANYA AND WASH! AND ESPECIALLY WASH!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

re Wash

FUCK YOUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Sane River like dinosaurs.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They brought Buffy back. How come they couldn’t do that for Tara?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She wasn’t killed by magic, so she couldn’t be brought back by magic. Geez.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What if they collect all of the Dragon Balls?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT DOESN’T MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE GUYS THE BALLS ARE INERT

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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And pull her out of heaven?

The temerity!

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It could be witches. Some evil witches.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a theory

It could be bunnies

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

READ THE TIMESTAMPS!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

/reads

terrorist.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait why the fuck would Valdez go back out there?

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was throwing 99 mph past Justin Upton…

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Valdez: “Hey Boch….”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Giants

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’re not scoring another run tonight.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

upton or h. ramirez?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don’t get me started again.. haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you go wrong with either?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

although I'd probably take Upton

goddamn that’s a hell of a famliy.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hanley for as long as he can stick at SS, which with his improved defense, might be longer than we originally thought.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s close, but I’d take Hanley.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t think the dbacks are going to trade upton. but the marlins might trade hanley

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seriously doubt that

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way is Hanley available

unless we offer Posey, MadBum, and Cain

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIANTS BRASS!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for Upton bros or Hanley

why the hell not lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This ump is weird.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry ump, but you suck

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh Uribe

that’s why you drive me nuts

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ball don’t lie

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow the giants batters can make average pitchers look unhittable.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and they make great pitchers look hittable.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is

way odder than it seems

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants doctrine

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just noticed right now?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noticed what?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUAN URIBE

AS I SUSPECTED

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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROMO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROMOSEXUALS UNITE!!!!

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RIGHT HERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEE YEE

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, guess which team has the lowest BB total in baseball?

Grr

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its not a guess if you already know

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure all teams have an equal number of Barry Bondses right now.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT

he is not retired!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How come Romo doesn't have a mustache like that one DBacks pitcher?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROMO TIME BABY! It’s like a frisbee

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE ME SOME ROMO

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOT TONY THOUGH

THAT GUY IS A HOMO

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A pitcher with multiple pitches? You don’t say.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like it

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe a penguin

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Papa Serge has this under control

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game going to go 4 hours?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seems like it

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AH, now its a Wilson

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Burriss? What?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Torres?

What did I hear?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No more meth for you

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, none of us can stop him from taking meth.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Torres.

I should pay more attention.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard the same thing

It made me say WTF.

Yes. WTF, not what the fu*#

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way Torres ran after that ball I was really scared.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uhhh

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who is going to pitch the 8th?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

♥Sergio♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt??

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum!

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who are you...

Bob Fitzgerald?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, talk about a person as douchy as Damon Bruce.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like howry affeldt in the 7th. romo in the 8th.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson

two innings of pure terror

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Having giant windows on a stadium seems….unncessary

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Windows that swing open and closed that is

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever been to AZ?

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Jun 11, 2009 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Gameday says there are two outs? Is this so?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nope, there are 3

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he swung

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All things considered, we have a really nice bullpen

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what kind of things are we considering?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

last year’s bullpen.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best pitching all night

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sit foo

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a theory

We could be dreaming.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Existenz

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/hangs head

/Hands in Nerd identification card.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s actually been a few years since I’ve seen or heard the thing, so I’m not particularly fresh on the lyrics either.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t remember them all either, but I remember that part because I remember the episode that’s a reference to.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD YOUNG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

would anyone else be more comfortable

if Sergio was the closer instead of Wilson?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Make mine Affeldt. Probably just me, though.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, probably right

I think I’d keep Romo for middle and long relief and as a righty specialist. I mean, I love the guy, but Affeldt is better.

by wcw on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he? I like Affeldt a lot but he seems to get fewer Ks, walks more than Sergio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This year Affeldt has been pretty good not great, but last year’s stats are information, too, and last year he was pretty awesome.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Of course, Romo was too … so I don’t know that I can take this argument any further.)

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are both awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A billion times yes

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i'm not insane

good to know

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if he had tattoos and mohawk

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of baseball people will tell you the 9th inning is different than the 7th or 8th.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of baseball people are in love with RBIs.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m talking about people who actually played not nerds on a message board.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHO?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan. His experience as a closer gives him perspective on the issue.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Krukow is one but he wasn’t even close to a closer. But I’ve heard Dennis Eckersley, Trevor Hoffman, Mo Rivera all say this.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, of course they say that. They have a vested interest in people believing it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But

Rivera WAS a great set up man before he was a great closer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t dismiss it altogether, but the thing is… you have to be good before it’s even an issue.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WAS TALKING ABOUT "NERDS"

I apologize for any inappropriate innuendoes this confusion might have caused

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

but Wilson scares the shit out of me every time he goes out there. Sergio not so much

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but if you put on as many baserunners as Wilson does, eventually it won’t matter anyway.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would anyone else be more comfortable if Sergio was the closer instead of Wilson?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf?

strikethrough fail?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. That’s exactly how I wanted it to look.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sergio is the greatest person in the entire world

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No apologies necessary

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lololololol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's really funny...

is that the second one mentions his staff.

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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha nnnooooiiiiiiice

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wow. hero.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

George was not enthusiastic about the public apology, I take it.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers 5th in Runs Scored

1st in Runs allowed.

FUCK

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Jaymee Sire in HD.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

made me look

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oi franny

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Enough of Drew

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow that sucks

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Stephen Drew.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, that was a sick throw

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a great play.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

romo in the 8th!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROMO! ROMO!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SWING FER THE FENCES

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 pitch outs

Gotta love’em.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Romo is hitting?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why not baby!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

So I wonder who is coming in to pitch next inning.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Romo

In a 1-run game? I guess given the Giants offensive options…

But once again, Nate wonders if he ran over Bochy’s dog.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was probably the best result for that AB anyway.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now watch as Bochy makes a pitching change

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will he go to Speedy Oil Change and Tune-Up to do it?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s probably thinking about it.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is pretty off topic. but does anyone else miss shinjo?

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

I get enough Giants’ hitters flailing away right now, thank you very much

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha what?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was just a beautiful asian… thats all

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bwahahahahha

off-topic

and off your rocker

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. But not on this team.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as much as I miss lance niekro

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

knuckleball

FTW!

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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Padres pitcher is dominating the Dodgers!

by SeeingStars on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It probably isn’t going to happen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with Cain for Upton (or anyone of that caliber)

but pretty much no thanks on anything else

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry. It's no one important talking about it.

Just nerds on a message board.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Mariano Rivera was talking about it

I’d listen.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if he hit a lot of RBI

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who wouldn't?

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<———— nerd on a message board

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Empty space?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it doesn’t work so well here

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you pointing at the margin?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was making all these nerdy Stargate Atlantis references.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JEWEL STAITE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She’s adorable!

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF is a drink tumber?

does it shake my beer for me?

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a tumbler is a type of drink glass

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m comfortable with my romosexuality

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Snyder

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck?

You left Romo in there for one AB?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the magic of Bochy!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just gave me a great idea for an epic fantasy adventure series.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy better be riding a cow in this series.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s all of chapter 3.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Bruce, wouldn’t you rather ride a horse? They have many advantages.”
“Nah, I’ve had this cow for a while. It has a lot of veteran savvy and I wouldn’t want to disrespect it or its milk producing capabilities by going to a horse.”

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH PITCHING CHANGE

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY LET HIM HIT?

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY WHY WHY

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This seems unnecessary

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't far off with my comment above

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus fucking Christ, Bochy

You don’t let a reliever bat just so he can face one fucking batter, you goddamn moron.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Before the AB:
Romo: “Hey Bruce…”

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, if you had to fire one

Bochy or Sabean?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and only one!

I mean, ideally both

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy. Easily.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy. Sabean has been passable recently.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Draw a name out of a hat

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it would be Bochy for cause, but it’d obviously have to be Sabean for impact. It’s like asking who you’d fire, George W. Bush as President (or Jimmy Carter if you prefer) or Dirk Kempthorne as secretary of the interior.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was Bochy this stupid last year?

I don’t remember him being THIS stupid last year.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gangster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS JUST IN

BOCHY IS AN IDIOT

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is like forecasting sun for the Sahara Desert.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

by jove I've got it

Botchy is really just a shill for Speedee Oil Change- gets a royalty every time

Haven’t figured out the incentive for reliever at bats though

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...

by natteringnabob on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy’s head is like when you buy a really big bag of potato chips but you open it up and it’s mostly air.

Or like when you buy a really big bag of pretzels and you open it up and it’s mostly air.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy’s head is a bag of Funyuns.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolololol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

needs the money to get his balls sewn back on

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How much did Parsa Law Firm pay to get so many commercial spots?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY I JUST FIRED BRUCE BOCHY!

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hinch is just as dumb. He should put a lefty vs. Affeldt.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was reaching for the mute button right as he stopped

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still sounds like he’s going to me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What in the hell are the AZ fans yelling?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOCHY SUCKS BOCHY SUCKS

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

augie augie augie

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Read the comment above yours.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See natto's comment above

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a play on a really common Australian cheer that goes:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OY OY OY
(repeat ad nauseum)

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep changing the pitcher and eventually you are going to get to one that sucks today

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt reminds me of Jeremy Popoff.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Soda Popinski?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh

Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody play the new one? I’m probably not going to get it, but I want to know if it’s fun anyway.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna get a Wii

just for this!

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Games on the Wii are starting to look a LOT better. In a couple months it’s going to be awesome city.

Or at least a bot better than it is now.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm curious

How do you make that typo; bot for lot?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he meant to write bit.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sure he didn’t mean boy?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made some modifcations to my keyloard.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keylord?

Relative of the key master?

Will he be in the new Ghostbusters game?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. He gets to hook up with the Gatekeebler.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wii will survive awhile because even old people play it.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mario Galaxy has been fun so far!

I’m curious though, I’ve heard mixed opinions… do you think Twilight Princess is worth playing or no?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

twilight princess is really fun

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a tough call. The game itself is a lot of fun, but I was still really underwhelmed by it.

It’s a pretty traditional Zelda experience. No surprises. But it is fun. I just wish it had done more.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what I’ve heard. I think I’ll probably buy it used or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Piston Honda

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Count at a Wilson

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

unlike wilson

the result was favorable

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don’t jinx it Kruk

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So the 9th inning goes to “B-Weezy”?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

disgusting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

we were complaining about a non-exciting game…

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt’s good.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Atta boy,son.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

INSURANCE RUNS PLEASE

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

semi-boner from that strikeout

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TMI

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The commercial on TV now might be of interest to you.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

well played sir

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too. i had to tuck in my waisteline. it hides and it feels awesome.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe the kids are calling it “a half a chub”.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe FAIL

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you thought that looked easy, just wait til Brian Wilson takes th…….oh god almighty

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you mean “B-Weezy” or “Papa Dubs”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

scott / rent / winn

c’mon gigantes

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

weak grounder, strikeout swinging, popup

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got back

Wow… Letting Romo hit? Can we just DFA Nate and let him have a shot somewhere else… Management obviously wants nothing to do with him.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are there any sites that keep track of insurance runs…I feel like we would be in last place by a mile

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson better not fuck shit up

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chad Qualls in

Don’t we own this guy?

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure he gave up a game tying 3-run homer to David Eckstein a few days ago

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, slavery is illegal now.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you think the Giants are dumb, the Angels just sent down Jose Arredondo, whose 2.30 FIP is 12th best in the majors, but whose ERA is high because of a .400 BABIP and insanely bad strand rates by the guys relieving him. They did this to bring up Kevin Jepsen, who has an ERA of 11 at Triple A. And they did it despite having only one effective reliever at the moment. For reals!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s FIP?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fielding Independent Pitching

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fielding Independent Pitching. It’s a crude stat that basically eliminates balls in play and scales Ks, walks and home runs allowed to ERA.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds flawed.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luck-Independent Pitching is probably a better name for it, imo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every stat is – that’s why there’s so damn many of them.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Oh well, it’s not like they have a chance at catching the Rang…. oh wait

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.

by baetown415 on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

our pitching keeps us in every game. i am getting spoiled.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're really...

picking up the pace from the earlier Davis/Zito matchup

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

your average snail would pick up the pace.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gah

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Upton should button his jersey.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember I used to hate it when I had tickets to a game and it was Livan Hernandez vs. Steve Traschsel.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Traschel=Dirtbag

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pfff

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

proof that god makes mistakes

by ninerkev on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, no one likes a dirty river.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speak for yourself. I always thought she could be a little dirtier.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up