Open Gameday Thread 6/10 Part III
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Awkward family win!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
haha that pic
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
ps – tap. tap plastics.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
t-t-t-tap!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So is that...
Lisa Stevens of Wells Fargo?
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if she fell forward she would bounce back up
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to see that
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy psyche out Randy
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Correct me if I'm wrong
Zito has got to be more focused, he’s not a rookie. He needs a way to get his release point back when he loses it.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
Anyone else find that AZ Snakepit hate for Randy Winn freaking hilarious?
Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
My question is, what is with that goddamn bow on the dog?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RAPIST SIGHTED
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
And he sees you!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
gonna getcha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yyyyyeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeaaaaahh
nonnnnnooooooooooooo
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
wait a fucking minute. a hearing aid?!
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
they are friggin’ loud.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap! It could be a monitor, but those aren’t funny.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey, it’s Fred
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
gonna go 0 for 8 in one AB
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FAT
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bleh Fred
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Zito could have done that, Fred.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nasty Shit
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO Arizona pitcher
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
He was really tempted to catch that one with his teeth.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
As a former Best Buy employee, I must say this is true.
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LOL FIFTY DOLLARS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
“install your game”
bochy, take note.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
$50 to install stuff?
Where do I sign up?!
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
there’s a sucker born every minute
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Vic at this one tonight?
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The Giant Way
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This game needs more Zavada.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Greg Norton from Husker Du
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that is a glorious stach. Even can of corn would approve.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
No one here gets out alive.
Chuck Norris jokes, huh?
Fantastic.
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What is this? Barrens chat?
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We have been teleported back 4 years
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
AW CRAP WE WON’T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FOR AT LEAST 4 YEARS NOW
DAMN IT
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too late. squandered.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
tardy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That little girl looks just like her dad!
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hit the shit out of that one, Randy.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Jeeesus Bowker's stats are mighty tasty
he’s even got 10 steals
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
How long...?
before someone posts the Major League projection and talks about how underwhelmed they are?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Roxgirl usually writes something on their blog bashing the Giants draft
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
you think they’d get the attention of someone in the org.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I got your run(s) right here!
/grabs crotch
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I don’t even know what that means.
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I know what that means.
And I accept.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I get this horrible idea...
that Merkin gives up a lead off homer here
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why do you say things like that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Something about that whole...
“keep Zito in so he can get a win” thing.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't pitch yesterday, right?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he had a dry hump in the pen.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The wife loves that Parra walk-up song. Do not know why
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This umpire sucks
Floating strike zone. One time its a strike, next time a ball.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
I hate saying no swingthrough stuff
but for a guy with a 98 mph heater, he doesn’t really have great swingthrough stuff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NO SWINGTHROUGH STUFF
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Or, as wilriv would say
NO SWINGTHRU STUFF
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
wait for it. wait for it.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You might just call it his awfulspeed.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
SIT!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
yup
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as
“Breyers Mint choco chip ice cream is hilarious”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol wut
That was a ball.
Not that I’m complaining, but still.
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That’s not even close to being a strike. LOL
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
he looks like he’s never managed before….oh.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
sure was a curious one.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd think...
that there were plenty of other available former Bay Area catchers.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bill Bathe!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side...
at least it means we keep Decker in our organization
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
what was that?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk suggested that Hinch should do something to look more intimidating as a manager.
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LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play Uribe
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
nice pick, Uribe
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Andres the Giant doesn’t do it for you?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
if only we knew where to find one…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
By-You Roberts
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
I keep thinking that the announcers are saying “Brian Roberts”.
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but he cleaned up after himself.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip FAIL
We play 3 at this level meat
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
That's a Valdez special
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Chocula
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
well played
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
open base!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the fake strikeout better.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Valdez has had horrible control this inning.
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You really needed those last two words?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This game will. never. end.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
maybe a mound visit here, Bengie?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
he did run around the bases that one time.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what he said!
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d say throw strikes, but I don’t trust Valdez to throw a good one.
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Throw swingthrough strikes?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller
is certainly calling a lot of pitches that SOUND like strike 3
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Stay on target.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
porkins!
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
stay on target!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Stay on target!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
So.... another fastball here?
I’m a little worried v. Upton
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STRIKE 3
SIT BJ’S BROTHER!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Hahaha
Strikes out 2. Nice
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Nice.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WHAT THE FUCK
i leave the and the D Backs come back?
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Right. Down. The. Pipe.
A swing there would have put the ball in the stands.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Maybe a shade high. But very hittable.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Upton really should have swung at that one.
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He did what he should’ve done.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad he didn’t swing, but it’s bizarre to me that he didn’t.
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Those umpires would be dumb because it was a strike.
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lol a one
Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i didn't notice that
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Under most circumstances...
I would’ve called that dollar bill the “Zito” in the Giants rotation…
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
“What the fuck IS this? a penny?”
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Upton is going to be a hell of a player
CAIN 4 UPTON GASNTI BRASZ!!!!!!!!!!1
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That I would actually do
Right now, before D-backs change their mind.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he already is
..and he’s only 21.
I’d trade anyone on the team except for Lincecum for him straight up. Most I’d trade 3-for-1.
me too
I’d trade for his bro too
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Shit
If there’s anyone in baseball I would trade Lincecum for, it is Justin Upton (or Evan Longoria).
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I wouldn't trade Timmy
but I’d trade anyone else (and then some)
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I’ll take two Longoria’s plz.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Longoriae?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, I used an apostrophe to make a plural. That might be the worst thing I’ve ever done.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It is the worst thing anyone has ever done
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I'd be tempted
..but if I were trading Lincecum, I think I could get more. Market misperception, Cy Young, all that.
Maybe I’m just greedy.
RALLY AWKWARD PHOTOS
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They will sacrifice those cats when the curse of the lamia falls on them.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I was hoping somebody would respond to this so we could talk about how much shit that movie sucked.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
MUST SLOP AT HACK
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I have a theory
They’re not swinging at these pitches because they want to…it’s because Bochy is calling for hit-and-runs with nobody on base
I have a theory
It must be bunnies.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I still want to hear Tara’s theory.
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WELL NOW YOU NEVER WILL BECAUSE SHE’S DEAD!
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WAY TO BRING BACK OLD WOUNDS YOU JERK
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AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD? THAT’S RIGHT! ANYA AND WASH! AND ESPECIALLY WASH!
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
re Wash
FUCK YOUUUUU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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I hope Sane River like dinosaurs.
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They brought Buffy back. How come they couldn’t do that for Tara?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
She wasn’t killed by magic, so she couldn’t be brought back by magic. Geez.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IT DOESN’T MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE GUYS THE BALLS ARE INERT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And pull her out of heaven?
The temerity!
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It could be witches. Some evil witches.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I have a theory
It could be bunnies
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
READ THE TIMESTAMPS!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
/reads
terrorist.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wait why the fuck would Valdez go back out there?
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he was throwing 99 mph past Justin Upton…
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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Valdez: “Hey Boch….”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
can you go wrong with either?
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although I'd probably take Upton
goddamn that’s a hell of a famliy.
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i don’t think the dbacks are going to trade upton. but the marlins might trade hanley
No one here gets out alive.
no way is Hanley available
unless we offer Posey, MadBum, and Cain
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GIANTS BRASS!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
for Upton bros or Hanley
why the hell not lol
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Sigh Uribe
that’s why you drive me nuts
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
which is
way odder than it seems
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Noticed what?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
JUAN URIBE
AS I SUSPECTED
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
ROMO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
RIGHT HERE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hey, guess which team has the lowest BB total in baseball?
Grr
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m pretty sure all teams have an equal number of Barry Bondses right now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT
he is not retired!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
How come Romo doesn't have a mustache like that one DBacks pitcher?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I LOVE ME SOME ROMO
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NOT TONY THOUGH
THAT GUY IS A HOMO
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
hehe a penguin
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Papa Serge has this under control
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
seems like it
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Torres?
What did I hear?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, none of us can stop him from taking meth.
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Oh, Torres.
I should pay more attention.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard the same thing
It made me say WTF.
Yes. WTF, not what the fu*#
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
The way Torres ran after that ball I was really scared.
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wow
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
♥Sergio♥
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
haha
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
who are you...
Bob Fitzgerald?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson
two innings of pure terror
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, Gameday says there are two outs? Is this so?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he swung
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
what kind of things are we considering?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
last year’s bullpen.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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SIT CHRIS B YOUNG!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
I have a theory
We could be dreaming.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Ahem
I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare
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Existenz
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/hangs head
/Hands in Nerd identification card.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It’s actually been a few years since I’ve seen or heard the thing, so I’m not particularly fresh on the lyrics either.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember them all either, but I remember that part because I remember the episode that’s a reference to.
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STFD YOUNG
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
would anyone else be more comfortable
if Sergio was the closer instead of Wilson?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Make mine Affeldt. Probably just me, though.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, probably right
I think I’d keep Romo for middle and long relief and as a righty specialist. I mean, I love the guy, but Affeldt is better.
Is he? I like Affeldt a lot but he seems to get fewer Ks, walks more than Sergio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This year Affeldt has been pretty good not great, but last year’s stats are information, too, and last year he was pretty awesome.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
(Of course, Romo was too … so I don’t know that I can take this argument any further.)
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
so i'm not insane
good to know
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LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Joe Morgan. His experience as a closer gives him perspective on the issue.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Krukow is one but he wasn’t even close to a closer. But I’ve heard Dennis Eckersley, Trevor Hoffman, Mo Rivera all say this.
Well, of course they say that. They have a vested interest in people believing it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don’t dismiss it altogether, but the thing is… you have to be good before it’s even an issue.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS TALKING ABOUT "NERDS"
I apologize for any inappropriate innuendoes this confusion might have caused
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true
but Wilson scares the shit out of me every time he goes out there. Sergio not so much
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Yeah, but if you put on as many baserunners as Wilson does, eventually it won’t matter anyway.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
would anyone else be more comfortable if Sergio was the closer instead of Wilson?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf?
strikethrough fail?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. That’s exactly how I wanted it to look.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
What's really funny...
is that the second one mentions his staff.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
haha nnnooooiiiiiiice
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wow. hero.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
George was not enthusiastic about the public apology, I take it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers 5th in Runs Scored
1st in Runs allowed.
FUCK
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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
made me look
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
So I wonder who is coming in to pitch next inning.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Romo
In a 1-run game? I guess given the Giants offensive options…
But once again, Nate wonders if he ran over Bochy’s dog.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
who?
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That was probably the best result for that AB anyway.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
Now watch as Bochy makes a pitching change
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Will he go to Speedy Oil Change and Tune-Up to do it?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s probably thinking about it.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha what?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
he was just a beautiful asian… thats all
I'm a man
by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
bwahahahahha
off-topic
and off your rocker
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as much as I miss lance niekro
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
knuckleball
FTW!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fine with Cain for Upton (or anyone of that caliber)
but pretty much no thanks on anything else
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Don't worry. It's no one important talking about it.
Just nerds on a message board.
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If Mariano Rivera was talking about it
I’d listen.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Why are you pointing at the margin?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It was making all these nerdy Stargate Atlantis references.
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JEWEL STAITE!
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/10/905614/open-gameday-thread-6-10-part-iii#16839734
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WTF is a drink tumber?
does it shake my beer for me?
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I’m comfortable with my romosexuality
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
what the fuck?
You left Romo in there for one AB?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That's the magic of Bochy!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This just gave me a great idea for an epic fantasy adventure series.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy better be riding a cow in this series.
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That’s all of chapter 3.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
“Bruce, wouldn’t you rather ride a horse? They have many advantages.”
“Nah, I’ve had this cow for a while. It has a lot of veteran savvy and I wouldn’t want to disrespect it or its milk producing capabilities by going to a horse.”
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Seems?
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't far off with my comment above
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Jesus fucking Christ, Bochy
You don’t let a reliever bat just so he can face one fucking batter, you goddamn moron.
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So, if you had to fire one
Bochy or Sabean?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and only one!
I mean, ideally both
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
yep
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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Draw a name out of a hat
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Bochy
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Well, it would be Bochy for cause, but it’d obviously have to be Sabean for impact. It’s like asking who you’d fire, George W. Bush as President (or Jimmy Carter if you prefer) or Dirk Kempthorne as secretary of the interior.
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Bochy this stupid last year?
I don’t remember him being THIS stupid last year.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
THIS JUST IN
BOCHY IS AN IDIOT
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
This is like forecasting sun for the Sahara Desert.
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
by jove I've got it
Botchy is really just a shill for Speedee Oil Change- gets a royalty every time
Haven’t figured out the incentive for reliever at bats though
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
Bruce Bochy’s head is like when you buy a really big bag of potato chips but you open it up and it’s mostly air.
Or like when you buy a really big bag of pretzels and you open it up and it’s mostly air.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Bochy’s head is a bag of Funyuns.
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
needs the money to get his balls sewn back on
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Still sounds like he’s going to me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
BOCHY SUCKS BOCHY SUCKS
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augie augie augie
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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
See natto's comment above
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Keep changing the pitcher and eventually you are going to get to one that sucks today
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Soda Popinski?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhh
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Anybody play the new one? I’m probably not going to get it, but I want to know if it’s fun anyway.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanna get a Wii
just for this!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Games on the Wii are starting to look a LOT better. In a couple months it’s going to be awesome city.
Or at least a bot better than it is now.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm curious
How do you make that typo; bot for lot?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I made some modifcations to my keyloard.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Keylord?
Relative of the key master?
Will he be in the new Ghostbusters game?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Yup. He gets to hook up with the Gatekeebler.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Mario Galaxy has been fun so far!
I’m curious though, I’ve heard mixed opinions… do you think Twilight Princess is worth playing or no?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
twilight princess is really fun
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
It’s a tough call. The game itself is a lot of fun, but I was still really underwhelmed by it.
It’s a pretty traditional Zelda experience. No surprises. But it is fun. I just wish it had done more.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Piston Honda
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by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t jinx it Kruk
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
disgusting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Atta boy,son.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
TMI
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The commercial on TV now might be of interest to you.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
well played sir
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
me too. i had to tuck in my waisteline. it hides and it feels awesome.
I'm a man
by Wes_Mantooth on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe the kids are calling it “a half a chub”.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
scott / rent / winn
c’mon gigantes
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Just got back
Wow… Letting Romo hit? Can we just DFA Nate and let him have a shot somewhere else… Management obviously wants nothing to do with him.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
No, slavery is illegal now.
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If you think the Giants are dumb, the Angels just sent down Jose Arredondo, whose 2.30 FIP is 12th best in the majors, but whose ERA is high because of a .400 BABIP and insanely bad strand rates by the guys relieving him. They did this to bring up Kevin Jepsen, who has an ERA of 11 at Triple A. And they did it despite having only one effective reliever at the moment. For reals!
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Fielding Independent Pitching
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fielding Independent Pitching. It’s a crude stat that basically eliminates balls in play and scales Ks, walks and home runs allowed to ERA.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Every stat is – that’s why there’s so damn many of them.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yeah, their bullpen is not so hot
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/stats/aggregate?sort=ERA&split=128&group=9&season=2009&seasonType=2&statType=pitching&type=reg
Wow
Oh well, it’s not like they have a chance at catching the Rang…. oh wait
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
They're really...
picking up the pace from the earlier Davis/Zito matchup
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to be fair
your average snail would pick up the pace.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I remember I used to hate it when I had tickets to a game and it was Livan Hernandez vs. Steve Traschsel.
Traschel=Dirtbag
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
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pfff
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, no one likes a dirty river.
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Speak for yourself. I always thought she could be a little dirtier.
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
There hasn’t been any hot walk-up music since Ray Durham left town
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I liked when Winn used
flashing
lights
lights
lights
last year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i liked whatever that reggeaton shit was bengie used a year or two ago
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dbacks security fail
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
What walkup music would you use?
Would this be a good topic for an OT fanpost?
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klesko’s country music walk-up… yeeesh
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked FSN when they didn’t show these people on TV.
Lesson: run on the field, don’t get on TV.
But alas.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE LADY ON THE FIELD
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That’s the first time I’ve ever seen them show a fan run on the field.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
same
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I can remember it happening a while ago, but the current policy has been in use for a while.
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what happened?
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Next home game, we should take turns running on to the field
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
You go first, okay?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
DO SOMETHING CRAZY
DO SOMETHING CRAZY
DO SOMETHING CRAZY
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Mr. Young is having a rough night in CF
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
was this "runner on field" attractive?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
insurance!
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
speaking of which
Erin Esurance is kinda hot
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The real question is: does the carpet match the drapes?
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
What does her apartment have to do with this?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m already done.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t someone post Erin Esurance porn here one time?
As I recall, it was a striking example of Rule 34.
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What is Rule 34?
(and this clean!)
My google image search, however, was not
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
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I wouldn’t put it past people. I once posted a link to porn here.
Well, a link to a good way to get free porn, anyway. That was a long time ago.
Grant deleted it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
holy crap
it DOES EXIST
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
who makes those?
who takes the time out of their day, to make porn over a cartoon character that is strictly featured in commercials for an insurance company?
and who gets off over that?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You can find porn for anything animated.
Flintstones? Of course.
Incredibles? You better believe it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Have a day Money!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Insurance run is insurance
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ninja insurance
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It helps anyone
A two run lead is WAY different from 1. And not just for Wilson. But yeah, it’ll be interesting.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Giants are undefeated when this is posted!!
Maybe! Seems like it!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
THANKS BENGIE PLEASE KEEP DOING THIS
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
PANDUH!!!!!!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
hahaha
poor Bengie
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Slolina
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Cooler than Panda bear toenail
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
sooo
how did B Money only advance one base on a double for Panda?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
oh
for some reason i thought he was on 2
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Two bases
He was at first.
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I am not watching the game
and I am not listening to it.
I’m depending on McC to update me on the game.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
BDUB, DO NOT DO NOT!!!!!! fuck this up.
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I'm not thrilled with Wilson
but at least- he’s no Qualls. WTF? I remember the first time I saw him in a game vs. Houston a while back, and I was surprised at the gun readings and the great pitches.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
That’s the first three balls thrown
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Speed the games up!
Make it happen, Bud!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Uribe really sticks his butt out there. It’s like he wants me to look at it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
He knows you’ll look no matter what, so he figures he might as well give you a show.
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well, did you?
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT.
HERE WE GO
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
JUAN URIBE
AS I SUSPECTED
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Now here comes three straight balls
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
whoa whoa whoa.. 0-2?!?
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THANK YOU
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson balks at nothing!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for the help
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
STFD PERSON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wilson throwing strikes?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Except when he is.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
This guy pitches good
Who is he, again?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wilson could feel Romo and Affeldt breathing down his neck
ok not really but I can dream.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I don't know
but I think AZ did not read their scouting report. Seem to be mystified at the vast pitch selection
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
There's 3 ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power/ Ginats Way...
by natteringnabob on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick: another fan run onto the fan.
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FAIL.
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
thehavenot is standing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
STFD UPTON!
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Striking out the side?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
TURTLE POWER
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
4 games over .500!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Racist men in hoods who burn crosses on lawns
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That was the best inning Brian Wilson has ever pitched.
If he keeps this up, I will like him again.
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I IGNORE HIS SHOW AND ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THE GAME
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I won’t like him until I have confidence in him and if/when he blows a save it will be called a “fluke”
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah. That’s why I said he has to keep it up.
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GG Giants
And Goodnight McCoven
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Yes. Lars FTW
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s great.
Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!
by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN WILSON FATHER MY CHILDREN
waiting for 2011....
Has Wilson F’d up a Zito game yet?
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
this is never NOT good
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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What's Ellen got that I don't?
I’d do Portia in my Porsche.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on Jun 10, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anybody else thing he has piggy face today?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Think! Stupid, modified keyloard.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
VICTORY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
It’s good Brian Wilson is on the Giants cuz I think I’d hate him otherwise
Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.
Giants 2nd to last in Runs Scored
2nd in Runs allowed.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Worst team in baseball
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
OT:
Anyone else notice that in the move Major League, the translation of th grounds crew says “Their Still Shitty” (with the grammatical error)?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve found that subtitles are notoriously bad.
There is a subtitle on the Firefly DVDs that has Joss Whedon saying that he thought about the “Millenium Vulcan” when he was creating the ship Serenity.
Another Firefly subtitle has Jayne saying “I got a rabbit, Mal!” when he’s actually saying “Gorrammit, Mal!”
There is a subtitle on Shaun of the Dead where Shaun says, “I’ll do it on the ninth” even though it’s ridiculously clear that he’s saying “I’ll do it on the night.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Except...
It’s not really a subtitle (like a closed captioning or whatever) but it’s actually part of the movie. (I.e., even the theatrical release said it.)
I could be wrong, but this is what I remember.
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well, yeah, you’re right about that.
It’s a weird joke if it is one. I’m still inclined to think it’s just a mistake that nobody was hired to care about.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Good Wilson showed up tonight. He didn’t even give me time for heartburn or anything. I hope he stays like that for awhile.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
Every starting position had a hit except Andres
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
the official scorer is a douche
Torres had a hit
but he didn't
and his glove didn’t touch the ball
You sure? I thought it did.
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Could go either way
Some might say it did, others will say it did. Kuip thought it might have.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Torres should not be playing.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is a nice bench player
but Bochy is going to force us to hate him because he doesn’t know how to manage
Giants bullpen FTW...
4 IP 0 H 1 BB 7 K
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Quality Finish
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Has a nice ring to it
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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That is awesome
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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's...
“Zito is 101-6 when he leads by 4 runs or more”
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not really the case, though
I was just making a joke.
(see comment below by howie)
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m undefeated in games where I score more than the other team.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He only needs 175 more
to reach 300!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions