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Open Gameday Thread 6/10 Part II

I had a really humorous caption to this yesterday that I was about to post before Natto stole my chance.  It involved Bruce Bochy's head, of course.  Now I forgot it.  So here's to Natto.  Thanks a lot chum.

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Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody put THAT picture for this

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres lookin good against Kershaw

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa?

Edgar beat something out?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like there have been a lot of similar plays to that tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody said we needed some rally pigs.

This is apparently a rally pig:

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

rally pig

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL. That’s funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read an article on sfgiants.com that something like “Where would the Giants be without Rich Aurliia?”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What was the answer?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question. There is none.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th ¶ down. Though it was talking about the ’92 draft. but stillllll……

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st place

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE HAEV HITZZZZ

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is right

They’ve been cheating that 2b towards the hole all game; good scouting or w hat?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see Rowand, I just automatically think “douche!” in my head. No matter what he’s doing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m that way with “Papa Dubs”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

chea baldy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Williams lol.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CHROME DOME

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees lost to the Red Sox again, haven’t beaten Boston yet this season.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES SUCK

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YANKEES STADIUM THEY NEED TO FIX IT

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CURSED! SOX FANS BURIED TED WILLIAMS HEAD THERE!

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

These gameday threads melt my computer :(

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You should have that looked at, not normal

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get some bread cubes and have computer fondue

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon now. you know its the pron

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get a new computer, then.

How do you even use a melted computer?

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should ask xanthan. He’s a computer.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE TOOK A PITCH

OMG – He must have been thinking about something else.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm hot dogs

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised he took that fake throw to 2nd base

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiff

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

And a sad one, too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is frustrated

2 straight pitches he didn’t swing at.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Doug Davis

is Traschel-esque to watch,.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

WAT

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

We are ONE PITCH AWAY FROM A MOLINA WALK

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad he proved me wrong. Although I’m sure it won’t happen again.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW HE’LL SWING AT ONE OVER HIS HEAD.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

close

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk? Nah

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WALK HR

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Money

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DINGERS.EXE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH MONEY

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG MONEY!!!!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHITBAGS MOLINA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

$ time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It may be all the studying, or the depressing move to Southern California…

But I freaking love the McCovey CHronicles

OH, and Benjie just got wet.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

what are you studying?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Studying

for the first part of my medical boards

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, good luck man. Step 1 is no fun. I’m sure you’ll knock its socks off, though.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

Anyone think that that lady in the Verizon Wireless commercial says “getting wet” at the end?

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OT:
There is this Six Flags commercial they play here where there is this fine looking lady churning butter, and some old man yelling “Churn the butter!!!!111” Weird and inappropriate.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

homer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

G...T...F...O...

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

splash hit

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WAT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as surprising as a 6 pitch AB

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get hot now

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU DOUBT MOLINA, YOU DOUBT HIM???

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I HEART THE GIANTS!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE IS BACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh

lets not quite go there yet

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats not a question, or is it?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie got back

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like big bats and I cannot lie

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHIFF

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

sandoval is jealous

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Must Swing Harder

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Also: 3 RUNS FOR ZITO

ENJOY THEM, BARRY. YOU WILL NOT SEE THE LIKES OF THEM AGAIN.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is trying to outhit Molina

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

nice

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Reminded of Rick James

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis should throw a ball in the dirt

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you almost fucked us!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what those twins said

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval’s walkup music: Swing, Swing by all-american rejects

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.

by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

callin it now

Sandoval walk

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

…back to the DO

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would die

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

having…trouble…breathing

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karlifornia, we hardly knew ye.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. There you go.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

great call!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had thought you died

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh pablo

If you take a ball, they will still throw you more.,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm. Way to stay alive…?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 3

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone thought it was a strike except the umpire.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB for Pabs so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

True

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALK?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The apocalypse is here!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.

by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSS

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SANDOVAL WALK!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL D BACKS

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Panda walked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis has got to be like, WTF with Pablo

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wok Fu Panda?

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip called it after pitch 5 number six I think

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Cute...

but severely lacking in Kung Fu

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think pablo needs 2 strikes before he starts thinking about the at bat.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta win these

Because the Giants face Oakland this weekend and the Giants usually suck vs. them no matter how shitty their team or fans are.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, they seem really fricken bad this year

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course they’re hot right now though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going on Saturday, so they will win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need your Help! Keep the A’s in OAKLANDZ!!!

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

bashing the a’s is like kicking a puppy

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 unintentional walks for Sandoval now. 2 for Molina.

Imagine having just over 1/4 as many walks as Pablo Sandoval. Geez.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

"And now sandoval will fall back into 1st base"

I love our announcers

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

AMAZING dive back to the base

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

“And Sandoval falling back to 1st base”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

not awesome

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a documentary on that guy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy dear god my eyes

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/image blocked

/stomach still churning

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just glad someone came to see me.

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/loses battle to keep down questionable pizza slice.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oof

Really Uribe>

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis with a Sanchez-esque pitch count

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe, even Pablo walked against this guy.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, did the awkward family photos run out of juice?

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

callin a franny double

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Calling a ground ball somewhere

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooooooo

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET A HIT

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

getahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahit

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

okokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokok

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

koko

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franny needs a Linerz

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Get to the bullpen early.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANDSEN SINGLE YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fransvestites of the world unite!

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANNY

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He’ll take the end of the bat Judy

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH KEVIN

LOOK AT THAT SHIT.

NATURAL FUCKING HITTER

SO GREAT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

From the radio, it sounds like Davis is putting his team and fans to sleep.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s putting the entire universe to sleep.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it works for the Giants offense!

by out machine on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to back home runs

For Posey and Kieschnick
2 run home run for Posey, solo for Roger

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

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The second of back to back homers...

tends to be a solo shot.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH POSEY

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

KIESCHNICK > NOONAN

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ROGER KIESCHNICK

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Evan!

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW - LOL @ Hinch as manager

That was a lameass decision by AZ mgmt

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome!

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL-worthy

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I UNDERSTAND THIS COMMENT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once saw a video on Youtube of Andre the Giant’s daughter, who was like 13, and he had nothing to do with her life. She was on some bad 80s talk show. She looked JUST LIKE her father. It was truly terrifying.

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for her.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Giants runs>??

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GO GO GO

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis may never start again. :(

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PLATOON

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOH HOO

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FAST

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

CAN OF CORN IS SO EXCITED

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like we’ve got a pro-Giants crowd there.

Can’t blame them.

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really. DBacks fans are really, really quiet.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

davis is really dumb

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRE

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

With Barry on deck, even better. Dumb Dumb Dumb on their part

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That made me really excited for a split second.

Zito never gets to be “one-name barry” around here.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 runs in the last 12 innings? The fuck is going on here?

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This looks more like..

a Wilriv special than a Natto.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t seen my hard drive.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't...

but now I want to.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hard” drive.

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MINE’S BETTER BOTH ARE QUESTIONED

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“Hard” “Drive”?

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She is an attractive lady.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWING FER THE FENCES ZITO

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The only downside

Fred Lewis is never ever going to see an AB again. Bochy’s veteran fetish will take care of that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning has felt like several years

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I know… I was gonna get a burrito after it ended and I’m dying of starvation

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably would've been...

…a rally-killing burrito

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

More errors?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have scored it a hit.

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEAL HOME. DO IT

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BOO

SORRY, TORRES

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

young? weird attempt.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think his glove even touched that

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully reversed on an appeal to the scorekeeper.

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He absoutely should have caught that.”

“It can’t be an error!”

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants official scorer must be down there.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell is with this team and the diamondbacks?

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by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson is as compelling in radio ads as Lewis, Winn, and Shane Snow.

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh.. you’re Bruce Bochy. That’s right, Randy.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, they gave an error on that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn this field is weird.

Balls fly out to short power alleys and bent corners, but the wall is 400+ feet away and 20 feet high in centerfield

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow mentioning that loser “Rally Pumpkin”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damon Bruce loves the Rally Pumpkin. Nuff said.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said Mays suck. He’s the greatest Giant ever if not the greatest player ever.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

that was nasty

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

scoring runs for Zito.
i like this.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

its almost 8 and still in the 3rd inning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe this will be a 4 hour game not the Red Sox-Yankees.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW.

That means I’m going to bed soon.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WALRUSMAN IZ OLD

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan works at 3 tomorrow morning. I can’t wait until next week when my schedule flips around and I’m working 1pm – 10.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the part that you miss lots of games. :(

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray retirement!

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray self employment!

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea…and no access to the internet when you work retail. But I’ll get on for some.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fack

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

he probably would have hit a home run off zito anyway

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

it’s only the 3rd inning?

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

at least davis is probably gone

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai?

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allan Iverson?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate douchebags that sit behind home plate and wave at the camera

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

There is at least one in every ball park in baseball.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I think we should be able to kill them

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Careful, the FBI is watching this thread

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

is anyone else annoyed by those 2 douches sitting behind home plate? WE GET IT, YOUR ON TV!

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea I realized that when I hit submit but I can’t go back to edit.

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was playing MLB 06 once and I had it on pause. The PA announcer said later “Those of you sitting behind home plate and wave will be subject to arrest and a 20 year prison sentence”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I got try that, I got a copy here, somewhere.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The douchiest

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DBacks announcers might actually be in love with Pablo.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

how can you not be, though

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

he is not charging for attractiveness.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched Miracle at Saint Anna last night and the whole time I was watching the character of Train I was thinking about Sandoval

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAVE KINGMAN!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR BEARD IS WEIRD

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR STACHE IS TRASH

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR LAP IS CRAP

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF THE GLOVE DONT FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson tribute.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the AZ feed?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. He got a standing O and such.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUDY!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

VOTE FOR ROW

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROW GOTTA GO

to the ASG

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants All Stars will be cain and tim, no one else

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Yadier Molina and McCann for NL catchers

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, if they pick a third catcher, who do you chose? There really aren’t any other good catchers in the NL.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Pudge makes it.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

have you taken the USMLE yet?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Wednesday. I’m still somewhat numb. But now I get to drink again, so that’s cool.

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, if you’ve been doing your work, I feel like you’ll be okay. When do you take it?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually optimistic about Pablo being an all star in the very near future. Probably has a better chance at third.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not too sure about Tim making it.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he better

he’s the best pitcher in the NL this year and he’s the reigning cy young award winner!

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He isn’t the best pitcher in the NL this year. His teammate is even better.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's put up 3.1 WAR

there isn’t an NL pitcher thats even close

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t at this to choose an All Star.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should

unless they don’t want the best players in the game

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody uses sabremetrics for the All Star game.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said

“He isn’t the best pitcher in the NL this year. His teammate is even better.”

And I’m saying, you’re wrong

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T look at sabremetrics, either.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t need to “sabremetrics” to know that Lincecum has been one of the best pitchers in baseball.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t……

(blink, stare, throw darts, shoot, blow bubbles)

at this to choose an All Star.

by paboperfecto on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum > Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“…I mean right there with all the GOOD ones.”

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantasy Baseball Question

Because I know everyone cares.

Should I tade Jose Reyes for
Troy Tulowitzki
Jhonny Peralta
Juan Pierre
Kelvim Escobar

?

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

that elitist card game

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was my inclination. thanks.

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

never take Scott out of the LO spot. K? thanks.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It made mad me think of...

the year that Robbie Thompson batted leadoff (I think it was after Butler left)

Though I don’t remember how that experiment turned out.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Davis still pitching? You’d think he’d have been yanked by now. I guess they want to save the bullpen as much as possible.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats what an 18 inning game does to your bullpen

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah saving it for the big blockbuster series with houston and kc coming up

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was 3 days ago. They really should be fine by now.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like runs

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhhhhh

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAR!!!!!!!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT, I love that oppo swing.

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy god that is the most repetitive ink job I’ve ever seen.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamest nickname ever?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I mean, I never knew that ice was cool.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could picture some odd ball with a ton of tats that says “Papa Dubs” like the guy in this picture.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Doug Davis

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

this is painful to watch (Davis’ pitching, not Giants hitting)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I hope they don’t pull the “Giant”

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Have mercy on Davis, AZ manager, take him out..

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FACKKKKKKKKKKK

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucker

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

aha, that's more Giants like

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was no good

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Further: Rent making a rookie running mistake

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

sonofa

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was disappointing.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

…but it’s easier to stomach with a four run lead.

by paboperfecto on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clark
Lincecum
Posey

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That question’s really easy for people with thousands of posts on McCovey Chronicles.

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excuse me

tens of thousands.

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was easy for me too, and I’m only in the teens.

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What was the question?

The Jeopardy version is hard.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden SPikes awards?

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3 Golden Spikes winners to be drafted by the Giants

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The three Golden Spikes winners on the Giants

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

splar!

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by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Will clark, Tim Lincecum, Buster posey?

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s that?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t like it was a weak double play or anything.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The fuck was that?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just Bengie being Bengie

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie

what the heck are you doing?

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop swinging at everything, Bengie.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But it’s the ball! You have to swing at it!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina wants this game to be over now

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie, swing at pitches in the zone.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Do what now?

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s hard, but there is this limited plane above the white pentagon. The pitcher is only rewarded, by rule, for throwing pitches through this limited plane. You should not be helping the other team’s pitcher, as he likely eats babies.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah hit the ball twice?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT IT TWICE!

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How in the world didnt they score?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Two well hit balls too.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Though Rent’s first step should have been back toward the bag. Still would of had a runner at 3rd with less than one out

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well

G’nite and good luck

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie hits like a cat chasing a piece of string

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So…you’re saying cats hit dingers?

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes they catch the string

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Doug Davis pitches like one!

Ooooooooh….!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's only in the fourth inning?!?!?!?!?

Stupid Doug Davis

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by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I may actually get home in time to see the end of this one.

by Lipssan1 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liriano going vs. Oakland tonight. GO TWINS

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesnt know how to win

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should learn from Matt Cain

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN 4 HARDY GIANST BARSS!!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1

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by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the A’s so much, I find myself rooting for AJ Pierzynski vs. Oakland.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a bit excessive.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dealing with assholes like the one who is trying to get us to save the A’s is typical of their doucheness.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one hates the a’s that much

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally, I don't wish injury upon any player

But when it comes to Liriano, I hope his arm falls off

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s extremely excessive.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao @ Timmy’s stare

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by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

a panda home run next inning would make feel much better

about this game

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 267 more quality starts from earning his paycheck!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice leather Scott.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

All-Star.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What, no dive?

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Jim Edmonds

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

making routine plays look spectacular

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

with bonus points for faceplants

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANGE

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

RANGE

is an anagram of GAMER

(if you can’t spell)

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if you just squint.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been drunk on a gameday thread before, but I now know that it’s fun.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/fears that Cornball will miss the DOOOCES calls

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s entirely possible, especially as I don’t have the TV.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH ZITO

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Guy that went to my high school

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant believe I'm saying this

but Zito looks …. good.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don’t get how Zito is striking anybody out

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Boobirds out for Byrnsey

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re saying BOOOOOOO-URNS!!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/giggles

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is symetrical

I think Barry would like it.

It looks like a coleidoscope

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
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by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Massive spelling fail

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kalydascope?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kaleidescope…I think

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by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait..Kaleidoscope?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it!

Collide-a-scope

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do scopes have to do with colloids?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you should be one to criticize on spelling.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His issue is then and than

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spelling is fine

Just no grammar

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love these. Is that Snyder?

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“AJ Hinch, are they booing me?”

“No, they’re saying “Boo-yrnes”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

S.T.F.D.!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY AWKWARD PHOTO

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by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

dodgers parking lot?

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smug cop is smug

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many pitches for Zito?

ib4 109

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S A WITCH

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO. Why did you have to do this?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably. I have been known to perpetuate rumors of cocaine use (ACKLEY COCAINE) and Brazilian fart porn.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope there isn’t an Ernie equivalent.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That person would be Bert’s…nah I won’t go there.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

WIN!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah! Esmerling is a girl’s name!

/may not be true

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a good sign

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

………….

/open mouth
/raises index finger
/closes mouth

………….

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per DBacks announcers:

The league averages swinging at 25% of pitches thrown out of the strike zone. Pablo swung at 53%.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

its funny ’cause its true

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but I bet a he gets base hits off a higher percentage or out-of-zone pitches than league average

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesss

but he hittttttssss them!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

eah, they said pitchers need to throw him more pitches down the middle.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

URIBE!

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GOODribe

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JUAN!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

RIBE!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this Uribe at 3rd, Panda at 1st thing is really working

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by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if this is a good or bad thing.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/still confused by Uribe hate.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH REALLY

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES I BELIEVE HE IS

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate him. I just don’t think he’s a starter.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He certainly is on this team.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Pablo never hurt himself, it would be Rich Aurilia at 1st and Pablo at 3rd. No Uribe.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

when are we going to see the 2y/$10M extensions for Uribe and Torres?

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Gamers go 0-2

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Get that AVG over .100 Franny

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Nah

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lol

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lol best midnight snack ever

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5 pounds?

Gamer

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That's before it got cooked though

So it ended up being like 4 ounces.

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Oh, boy….I know it’s late but I’m just gonna sneak down to the kitchen and have a quick snack….bowl of cereal? banana? Oh, how about FIVE POUNDS OF BACON

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I’m glad in this scenario that pictures were not included.

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I was in Vegas with some of my friends at a Buffet...

My friend says he’s going to get some dessert…

Comes back with a plate of bacon.

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Best dessert ever!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

People here would say pie.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACON PIE

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heart failure here we come!!!

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ew

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how the...

hell did you find this so quickly?

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GIS for Bacon Pie

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by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wins

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm impressed by anyone who puts effort into a snack

Like my first snacking criterion is that I can eat it right away.

Unless she ate the bacon raw, in which case I am impressed by her dedication to bacon.

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Kevin Frandsen just said “Fuck”

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gamer

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So did I

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Swing…………NOW!

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C’mon Andres!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DOOCES!

Shake ’em up!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

See, GAA, I remembered!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Premature no?

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Or my tv feed is really slow

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Nah, I was on-time, at least with the radio. I put it up right after the 2-1 foul tip.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the Extra Inning feed is about 20 seconds behind

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, bummer. Stupid different media and being all over the place.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAA FAIL. I realized that I rewound the DVR a while ago and never fast forwarded it to real time.

/hangs head

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It happens. Mini-facepalm, though.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rub em up

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Rub em up fail

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Anyone watching on Gameday?

Iknow what SPD and BRK mean, but what is PFX?

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Purple flying xylophones?

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Pound Effects

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by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitch..something, right?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh eff.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Score in scoring situations next time

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Right before going to commercial, they showed the all you can eat buffet and the flashed to Pablo.

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Vasquez has some wicked stuff

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by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DLOLDGERS

Kershaw out after 2.2 innings

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wilriv will be devastated.

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Not-Tim

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CLOLayton

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He’s just waiting for Matt Kemp to toe the rubber in Heaven.

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serves me right

I just got him on my fantasy team

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He needs a new setting. Kershaw for Sanchez.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still say this 1989 reunion during the A’s series is stupid. The A’s are also having a reunion for their 1989 team. They picked vs. the Giants.

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Does Carney Lansford switch teams for the day?

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Some would say he still works for them.

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Does Carney Lansford switch teams for the day season?

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Did anyone...

ask Rickey if Rickey’s gonna be there?

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TimA and Sosa today in a DH

TimA: 5.2 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 5 K
Sosa: 6 IP, 7 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 2 K

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim2 walked a guy! Sky falls, etc.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRADE HIM FOR KONERKO

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I stepped out for a bit but still had the game on the radio

Did they show the results of the Franny position poll?

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They don’t show the results until the postgame show.

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okaly dokaly

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Quick inning Barry

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That was an intensely called single

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Classy fielding!

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Classy play to cut that off

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it really was

I like Randy. On a team with more offense he’d a great #7 hitter.

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh Oh, Zito's elevating is pitches..

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by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

But he’s 100-6 when getting 4+ runs!

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This was a very prescient comment.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a fucking awesome play by Randy

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Schierholtz needs more at bats

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Who?

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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Barry. Pitch on a downward plane.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GET ZITO OUT OF THERE

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S STILL THE FIFTH INNING HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO GET THE WIN

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bullpen please

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh damn.

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Too many balls crushed

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, its only the 5th? Feels like forever

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes an Upton double

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by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HAH

it was only a single! Oh wait….

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fark

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

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MELTDOWN

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Pen Hot!

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Yeah, seriously WTF?

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TAKE HIM OUT

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Please stop being bad, Zito.

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UGH!!!

Here is a new nickname for Brian Wilson listed on the CSN website “B-Weezy”

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Didn’t think they could top Papa Dubs, but sure enough…

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They have a segment where you could ask him questions, it’s called “Ask B-Weezy”

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0-2 hits make me very angry.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

These chest high fastballs aren’t really working

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If Zito keeps throwing them, one of them is bound to get an out!

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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton's just a really good hitter

I’m hoping Barry gets out of this inning; the bullpen can’t keep pitching the 5th inning onwards.

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

he still has some stuff.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

keep it down

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oh boy... come on :(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

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fuuuuuck

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Nice route Torres

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Lindenesque

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Where is that awesome gif of Ibanez?

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Left Failder

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MELTDOWN

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by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

shit fuck damn crap

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

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SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man. That is a total buzz-kill.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

total meltdown!

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by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FAIL

WHY IS HE STILL IN?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Another high fucking fastball….GAHH!!

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Krukow would be fucking eviscerating Sanchez for this shit if he was pitching.

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yeah

this isn’t fair – this is Zito losing all his stuff.

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What the hell was Torres doing there?

That was an awful route

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by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

God that pitch could not have been fatter.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Get outs, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ pick off attempt

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

this is working out well, keep doing THAT zito.

this is that weird-ass Bert pics’ fault

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

INORITE

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now someone is warming up…

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

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Here goes the lead

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Bochy wants Zito to finish the inning because the pitcher leads off.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Naaaaaaah. And miss a chance for a double switch? C’mon!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, saved a run

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TAKE HIM OUT ALREADY

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on here?

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Get him out of there.

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Zito luuuuuvs to lose

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he can go five innings for christ’s sake!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, all of these fastballs are freaking meat-balls. THROW SOMETHING ELSE!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you!

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OH AN OUT CONGRATULATIONS

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Just one more

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This is some horrible managing, pitcher stats shouldnt matter

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STATS R EVERYTHING!

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You guys know that Bochy loves to leave pitchers in one extra inning than they should.

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/usage of closers

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Please one more out

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I like Eminem in a nostalgic sort of way, but as a walk-up song? I can’t imagine 18 seconds in a row of Eminem that aren’t wildly inappropriate.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been through his newest album once and enjoyed it

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this new “mid-game” batting practice MLB decided to do

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw good strikes.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I would much rather have the Giants get a W then Zito getting one.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

than

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So im not the only one

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it’s just getting to everybody’s heads.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

right now they are the same thing

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like your thoughts. Do you have a newsletter?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.IwouldmuchratherhavetheGiantsgetaWthenZitogettingone.biz

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IF ZITO GETS ONE THEN THE GIANTS DO TOO DUH

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/FACEPALM

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third out, Giants pitcher.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BAG

take a drink!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE

Drink!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOHHOOOO a walk!!!!!!

oh wait…

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

JFC

I go into the kitchen to boil water, my neighbor comes over, my parents come home and

ZITO IS STILL PITCHING?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

are you boiling them?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to boil Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta be careful

with that Jersey Fried Chicken

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR LETTING PEOPLE INTO THE HOUSE

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has melon-head fallen asleep again?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito imo has lost his release point

Just throwing prayers up there now, and hoping for outs.

Bochy you watching???

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Better the walk here then strike one.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

…!

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamecast has every pitch in that AB as borderline. Every pitch.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It was wrong. Some were not.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, use your damn double-switch and replace Torres with Lewis genius!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis is the problem!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD HE’S STILL IN

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out please.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this guy. zito can get him out.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If Montero hits a grand slam here, I will eat my thumbs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW winn 4tw....

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FTW!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE RANDY WINN!

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT RANDY WINN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

RATED!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CLASSY AS SHIT

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You tiptoeing MFer

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

mercifully ended

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ok i give up. why is winn classy? haha

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

too classy randy, too classy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn says

“You’ve got to guess if I caught that or not.”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN 4 ZITO!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Who wants to bet...

that Bochy lets Zito lead off the inning?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

no way.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly what I was thinking

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAPIST SIGHTED

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

haha?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys, RALLY family pics

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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