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Open Gameday Thread 6/10 Part II

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I had a really humorous caption to this yesterday that I was about to post before Natto stole my chance.  It involved Bruce Bochy's head, of course.  Now I forgot it.  So here's to Natto.  Thanks a lot chum.

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Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody put THAT picture for this

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padres lookin good against Kershaw

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sprinteria!

by out machine on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa?

Edgar beat something out?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It seems like there have been a lot of similar plays to that tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody said we needed some rally pigs.

This is apparently a rally pig:

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rally pig

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IRL LOL. That’s funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Read an article on sfgiants.com that something like “Where would the Giants be without Rich Aurliia?”

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What was the answer?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trick question. There is none.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th ¶ down. Though it was talking about the ’92 draft. but stillllll……

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st place

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE HAEV HITZZZZ

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk is right

They’ve been cheating that 2b towards the hole all game; good scouting or w hat?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Every time I see Rowand, I just automatically think “douche!” in my head. No matter what he’s doing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m that way with “Papa Dubs”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chea baldy

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Williams lol.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHROME DOME

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees lost to the Red Sox again, haven’t beaten Boston yet this season.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES SUCK

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YANKEES STADIUM THEY NEED TO FIX IT

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CURSED! SOX FANS BURIED TED WILLIAMS HEAD THERE!

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These gameday threads melt my computer :(

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You should have that looked at, not normal

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get some bread cubes and have computer fondue

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

c’mon now. you know its the pron

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should get a new computer, then.

How do you even use a melted computer?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very carefully

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should ask xanthan. He’s a computer.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE TOOK A PITCH

OMG – He must have been thinking about something else.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmmm hot dogs

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m surprised he took that fake throw to 2nd base

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whiff

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And a sad one, too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Molina is frustrated

2 straight pitches he didn’t swing at.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doug Davis

is Traschel-esque to watch,.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-1

WAT

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are ONE PITCH AWAY FROM A MOLINA WALK

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It won’t happen

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad he proved me wrong. Although I’m sure it won’t happen again.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW HE’LL SWING AT ONE OVER HIS HEAD.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

close

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk? Nah

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO WALK HR

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Money

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DINGERS.EXE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MONEY

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.

by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH MONEY

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG MONEY!!!!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHITBAGS MOLINA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

$ time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It may be all the studying, or the depressing move to Southern California…

But I freaking love the McCovey CHronicles

OH, and Benjie just got wet.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what are you studying?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Studying

for the first part of my medical boards

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, good luck man. Step 1 is no fun. I’m sure you’ll knock its socks off, though.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT:

Anyone think that that lady in the Verizon Wireless commercial says “getting wet” at the end?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT:
There is this Six Flags commercial they play here where there is this fine looking lady churning butter, and some old man yelling “Churn the butter!!!!111” Weird and inappropriate.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MONEY!!!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

homer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

G...T...F...O...

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

splash hit

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WAT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not as surprising as a 6 pitch AB

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get hot now

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU DOUBT MOLINA, YOU DOUBT HIM???

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still do.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HEART THE GIANTS!!!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BENGIE IS BACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uhh

lets not quite go there yet

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats not a question, or is it?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie got back

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like big bats and I cannot lie

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHIFF

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sandoval is jealous

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Must Swing Harder

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also: 3 RUNS FOR ZITO

ENJOY THEM, BARRY. YOU WILL NOT SEE THE LIKES OF THEM AGAIN.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo is trying to outhit Molina

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

nice

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Reminded of Rick James

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davis should throw a ball in the dirt

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he did just that

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There you go

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you almost fucked us!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats what those twins said

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval’s walkup music: Swing, Swing by all-american rejects

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.

by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

callin it now

Sandoval walk

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…back to the DO

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would die

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Die, dude.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

having…trouble…breathing

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Karlifornia, we hardly knew ye.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. There you go.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great call!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had thought you died

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh pablo

If you take a ball, they will still throw you more.,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm. Way to stay alive…?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike 3

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone thought it was a strike except the umpire.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good AB

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH WALKS

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great AB for Pabs so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WALK?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The apocalypse is here!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.

by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing AB

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSS

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SANDOVAL WALK!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL D BACKS

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Panda walked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis has got to be like, WTF with Pablo

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wok Fu Panda?

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuip called it after pitch 5 number six I think

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cute...

but severely lacking in Kung Fu

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think pablo needs 2 strikes before he starts thinking about the at bat.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta win these

Because the Giants face Oakland this weekend and the Giants usually suck vs. them no matter how shitty their team or fans are.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, they seem really fricken bad this year

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course they’re hot right now though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going on Saturday, so they will win.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need your Help! Keep the A’s in OAKLANDZ!!!

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bashing the a’s is like kicking a puppy

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 unintentional walks for Sandoval now. 2 for Molina.

Imagine having just over 1/4 as many walks as Pablo Sandoval. Geez.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"And now sandoval will fall back into 1st base"

I love our announcers

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

AMAZING dive back to the base

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“And Sandoval falling back to 1st base”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not awesome

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw a documentary on that guy

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no no no no no no no no no

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy dear god my eyes

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/image blocked

/stomach still churning

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just glad someone came to see me.

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/loses battle to keep down questionable pizza slice.

by out machine on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oof

Really Uribe>

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis with a Sanchez-esque pitch count

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe, even Pablo walked against this guy.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, did the awkward family photos run out of juice?

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callin a franny double

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Calling a ground ball somewhere

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woooooooo

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

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I’ll take it

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET A HIT

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

getahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahitgetahit

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

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okokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokok

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

koko

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Franny needs a Linerz

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get to the bullpen early.

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FRANDSEN SINGLE YES

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fransvestites of the world unite!

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FRANNY

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’ll take the end of the bat Judy

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HELL YEAH KEVIN

LOOK AT THAT SHIT.

NATURAL FUCKING HITTER

SO GREAT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From the radio, it sounds like Davis is putting his team and fans to sleep.

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He’s putting the entire universe to sleep.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it works for the Giants offense!

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Back to back home runs

For Posey and Kieschnick
2 run home run for Posey, solo for Roger

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

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The second of back to back homers...

tends to be a solo shot.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH POSEY

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KIESCHNICK > NOONAN

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ROGER KIESCHNICK

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell that to Evan!

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW - LOL @ Hinch as manager

That was a lameass decision by AZ mgmt

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL-worthy

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I UNDERSTAND THIS COMMENT

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once saw a video on Youtube of Andre the Giant’s daughter, who was like 13, and he had nothing to do with her life. She was on some bad 80s talk show. She looked JUST LIKE her father. It was truly terrifying.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel sorry for her.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

Giants runs>??

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO GO GO GO

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Splendid

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis may never start again. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PLATOON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOH HOO

30-27 - Giants Series Record: 11-5-3, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 5 scoreless IP last start, back on track.

by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAST

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TORRES!

CAN OF CORN IS SO EXCITED

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like we’ve got a pro-Giants crowd there.

Can’t blame them.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really. DBacks fans are really, really quiet.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

davis is really dumb

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ANDRE

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With Barry on deck, even better. Dumb Dumb Dumb on their part

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That made me really excited for a split second.

Zito never gets to be “one-name barry” around here.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

14 runs in the last 12 innings? The fuck is going on here?

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To compensate for Natto

Rally Chinese Soccer Player

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This looks more like..

a Wilriv special than a Natto.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You haven’t seen my hard drive.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't...

but now I want to.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Hard” drive.

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MINE’S BETTER BOTH ARE QUESTIONED

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“Hard” “Drive”?

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is an attractive lady.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWING FER THE FENCES ZITO

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The only downside

Fred Lewis is never ever going to see an AB again. Bochy’s veteran fetish will take care of that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This inning has felt like several years

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know… I was gonna get a burrito after it ended and I’m dying of starvation

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It probably would've been...

…a rally-killing burrito

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More errors?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would have scored it a hit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STEAL HOME. DO IT

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO

SORRY, TORRES

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

young? weird attempt.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think his glove even touched that

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully reversed on an appeal to the scorekeeper.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“He absoutely should have caught that.”

“It can’t be an error!”

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This scorer sucks

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants official scorer must be down there.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell is with this team and the diamondbacks?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Johnson is as compelling in radio ads as Lewis, Winn, and Shane Snow.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh.. you’re Bruce Bochy. That’s right, Randy.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

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Wait, they gave an error on that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn this field is weird.

Balls fly out to short power alleys and bent corners, but the wall is 400+ feet away and 20 feet high in centerfield

Status: So pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages, that I'm boycotting purchasing anything at the park, or patronizing their sponsers.

by GiantBrass on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Krukow mentioning that loser “Rally Pumpkin”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damon Bruce loves the Rally Pumpkin. Nuff said.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never said Mays suck. He’s the greatest Giant ever if not the greatest player ever.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

that was nasty

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

scoring runs for Zito.
i like this.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its almost 8 and still in the 3rd inning.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this will be a 4 hour game not the Red Sox-Yankees.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW.

That means I’m going to bed soon.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL WALRUSMAN IZ OLD

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by jcb9 on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WalrusMan works at 3 tomorrow morning. I can’t wait until next week when my schedule flips around and I’m working 1pm – 10.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except for the part that you miss lots of games. :(

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by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray retirement!

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray self employment!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea…and no access to the internet when you work retail. But I’ll get on for some.

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by WalrusMan on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fack

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

meh

he probably would have hit a home run off zito anyway

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

it’s only the 3rd inning?

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slow pitchers are slow

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at least davis is probably gone

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rajai?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Allan Iverson?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate douchebags that sit behind home plate and wave at the camera

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is at least one in every ball park in baseball.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I think we should be able to kill them

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Careful, the FBI is watching this thread

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is anyone else annoyed by those 2 douches sitting behind home plate? WE GET IT, YOUR ON TV!

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you’re

No one here gets out alive.

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yea I realized that when I hit submit but I can’t go back to edit.

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was playing MLB 06 once and I had it on pause. The PA announcer said later “Those of you sitting behind home plate and wave will be subject to arrest and a 20 year prison sentence”

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I got try that, I got a copy here, somewhere.

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The douchiest

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DBacks announcers might actually be in love with Pablo.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how can you not be, though

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

he is not charging for attractiveness.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just watched Miracle at Saint Anna last night and the whole time I was watching the character of Train I was thinking about Sandoval

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAVE KINGMAN!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR BEARD IS WEIRD

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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR STACHE IS TRASH

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YOUR LAP IS CRAP

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF THE GLOVE DONT FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson tribute.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the AZ feed?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. He got a standing O and such.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUDY!

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Never heard of anyone listed.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

VOTE FOR ROW

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROW GOTTA GO

to the ASG

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants All Stars will be cain and tim, no one else

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Yadier Molina and McCann for NL catchers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, if they pick a third catcher, who do you chose? There really aren’t any other good catchers in the NL.

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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably Pudge makes it.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

have you taken the USMLE yet?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last Wednesday. I’m still somewhat numb. But now I get to drink again, so that’s cool.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For what it’s worth, if you’ve been doing your work, I feel like you’ll be okay. When do you take it?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re kidding right?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m actually optimistic about Pablo being an all star in the very near future. Probably has a better chance at third.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not too sure about Tim making it.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He will.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he better

he’s the best pitcher in the NL this year and he’s the reigning cy young award winner!

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He isn’t the best pitcher in the NL this year. His teammate is even better.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's put up 3.1 WAR

there isn’t an NL pitcher thats even close

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don’t at this to choose an All Star.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should

unless they don’t want the best players in the game

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody uses sabremetrics for the All Star game.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you said

“He isn’t the best pitcher in the NL this year. His teammate is even better.”

And I’m saying, you’re wrong

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DON’T look at sabremetrics, either.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don’t need to “sabremetrics” to know that Lincecum has been one of the best pitchers in baseball.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don’t……

(blink, stare, throw darts, shoot, blow bubbles)

at this to choose an All Star.

by paboperfecto on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum > Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“…I mean right there with all the GOOD ones.”

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fantasy Baseball Question

Because I know everyone cares.

Should I tade Jose Reyes for
Troy Tulowitzki
Jhonny Peralta
Juan Pierre
Kelvim Escobar

?

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that elitist card game

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was my inclination. thanks.

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

never take Scott out of the LO spot. K? thanks.

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It made mad me think of...

the year that Robbie Thompson batted leadoff (I think it was after Butler left)

Though I don’t remember how that experiment turned out.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is Davis still pitching? You’d think he’d have been yanked by now. I guess they want to save the bullpen as much as possible.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats what an 18 inning game does to your bullpen

by BleedBlackNOrange on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah saving it for the big blockbuster series with houston and kc coming up

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by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was 3 days ago. They really should be fine by now.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like runs

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shhhhhhh

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAR!!!!!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT, I love that oppo swing.

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy god that is the most repetitive ink job I’ve ever seen.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lamest nickname ever?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know. I mean, I never knew that ice was cool.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could picture some odd ball with a ton of tats that says “Papa Dubs” like the guy in this picture.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Doug Davis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

this is painful to watch (Davis’ pitching, not Giants hitting)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh I hope they don’t pull the “Giant”

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have mercy on Davis, AZ manager, take him out..

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FACKKKKKKKKKKK

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Motherfucker

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

aha, that's more Giants like

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was no good

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Further: Rent making a rookie running mistake

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sonofa

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was disappointing.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

…but it’s easier to stomach with a four run lead.

by paboperfecto on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clark
Lincecum
Posey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That question’s really easy for people with thousands of posts on McCovey Chronicles.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

excuse me

tens of thousands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was easy for me too, and I’m only in the teens.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was the question?

The Jeopardy version is hard.

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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Golden SPikes awards?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 Golden Spikes winners to be drafted by the Giants

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The three Golden Spikes winners on the Giants

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

splar!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will clark, Tim Lincecum, Buster posey?

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who’s that?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wasn’t like it was a weak double play or anything.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The fuck was that?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s just Bengie being Bengie

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie

what the heck are you doing?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop swinging at everything, Bengie.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But it’s the ball! You have to swing at it!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

molina wants this game to be over now

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie, swing at pitches in the zone.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do what now?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know it’s hard, but there is this limited plane above the white pentagon. The pitcher is only rewarded, by rule, for throwing pitches through this limited plane. You should not be helping the other team’s pitcher, as he likely eats babies.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah hit the ball twice?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HIT IT TWICE!

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How in the world didnt they score?

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to

Giants Baseball

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two well hit balls too.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. Though Rent’s first step should have been back toward the bag. Still would of had a runner at 3rd with less than one out

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well

G’nite and good luck

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by rhys on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie hits like a cat chasing a piece of string

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So…you’re saying cats hit dingers?

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes they catch the string

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Doug Davis pitches like one!

Ooooooooh….!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's only in the fourth inning?!?!?!?!?

Stupid Doug Davis

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I may actually get home in time to see the end of this one.

by Lipssan1 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liriano going vs. Oakland tonight. GO TWINS

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesnt know how to win

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should learn from Matt Cain

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIN 4 HARDY GIANST BARSS!!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the A’s so much, I find myself rooting for AJ Pierzynski vs. Oakland.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a bit excessive.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dealing with assholes like the one who is trying to get us to save the A’s is typical of their doucheness.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no one hates the a’s that much

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normally, I don't wish injury upon any player

But when it comes to Liriano, I hope his arm falls off

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s extremely excessive.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao @ Timmy’s stare

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a panda home run next inning would make feel much better

about this game

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 267 more quality starts from earning his paycheck!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this season?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice leather Scott.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROWNADS

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All-Star.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What, no dive?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s no Jim Edmonds

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or Eric Brynes

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

making routine plays look spectacular

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with bonus points for faceplants

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RANGE

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANGE

is an anagram of GAMER

(if you can’t spell)

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or if you just squint.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never been drunk on a gameday thread before, but I now know that it’s fun.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/fears that Cornball will miss the DOOOCES calls

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s entirely possible, especially as I don’t have the TV.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH ZITO

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Guy that went to my high school

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I cant believe I'm saying this

but Zito looks …. good.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still don’t get how Zito is striking anybody out

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boobirds out for Byrnsey

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re saying BOOOOOOO-URNS!!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/giggles

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is symetrical

I think Barry would like it.

It looks like a coleidoscope

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Massive spelling fail

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kalydascope?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kaleidescope…I think

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait..Kaleidoscope?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is correct.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got it!

Collide-a-scope

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nailed it

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do scopes have to do with colloids?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think you should be one to criticize on spelling.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His issue is then and than

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spelling is fine

Just no grammar

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s kicking in.

by satyricrash on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love these. Is that Snyder?

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“AJ Hinch, are they booing me?”

“No, they’re saying “Boo-yrnes”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

S.T.F.D.!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY AWKWARD PHOTO

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dodgers parking lot?

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smug cop is smug

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many pitches for Zito?

ib4 109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IT’S A WITCH

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

by Azantor on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOO. Why did you have to do this?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t you?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, probably. I have been known to perpetuate rumors of cocaine use (ACKLEY COCAINE) and Brazilian fart porn.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fart “fetish” porn!

by positiveuphemism on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wha?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hope there isn’t an Ernie equivalent.

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by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That person would be Bert’s…nah I won’t go there.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

WIN!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah! Esmerling is a girl’s name!

/may not be true

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a good sign

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

………….

/open mouth
/raises index finger
/closes mouth

………….

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Per DBacks announcers:

The league averages swinging at 25% of pitches thrown out of the strike zone. Pablo swung at 53%.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its funny ’cause its true

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes but I bet a he gets base hits off a higher percentage or out-of-zone pitches than league average

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yesss

but he hittttttssss them!

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eah, they said pitchers need to throw him more pitches down the middle.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

URIBE!

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOODribe

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUAN!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RIBE!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this Uribe at 3rd, Panda at 1st thing is really working

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by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if this is a good or bad thing.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/still confused by Uribe hate.

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH REALLY

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES I BELIEVE HE IS

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DON’T

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t hate him. I just don’t think he’s a starter.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He certainly is on this team.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Pablo never hurt himself, it would be Rich Aurilia at 1st and Pablo at 3rd. No Uribe.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

when are we going to see the 2y/$10M extensions for Uribe and Torres?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamers go 0-2

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get that AVG over .100 Franny

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol best midnight snack ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is funny

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 pounds?

Gamer

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's before it got cooked though

So it ended up being like 4 ounces.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, boy….I know it’s late but I’m just gonna sneak down to the kitchen and have a quick snack….bowl of cereal? banana? Oh, how about FIVE POUNDS OF BACON

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad in this scenario that pictures were not included.

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in Vegas with some of my friends at a Buffet...

My friend says he’s going to get some dessert…

Comes back with a plate of bacon.

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best dessert ever!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People here would say pie.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BACON PIE

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heart failure here we come!!!

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ew

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how the...

hell did you find this so quickly?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIS for Bacon Pie

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wins

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm impressed by anyone who puts effort into a snack

Like my first snacking criterion is that I can eat it right away.

Unless she ate the bacon raw, in which case I am impressed by her dedication to bacon.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Frandsen just said “Fuck”

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamer

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did I

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swing…………NOW!

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C’mon Andres!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOOCES!

Shake ’em up!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See, GAA, I remembered!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Premature no?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or my tv feed is really slow

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I was on-time, at least with the radio. I put it up right after the 2-1 foul tip.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then the Extra Inning feed is about 20 seconds behind

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, bummer. Stupid different media and being all over the place.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAA FAIL. I realized that I rewound the DVR a while ago and never fast forwarded it to real time.

/hangs head

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It happens. Mini-facepalm, though.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rub em up

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rub em up fail

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone watching on Gameday?

Iknow what SPD and BRK mean, but what is PFX?

by Lipssan1 on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Purple flying xylophones?

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pound Effects

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pitch..something, right?

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh eff.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Score in scoring situations next time

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right before going to commercial, they showed the all you can eat buffet and the flashed to Pablo.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vasquez has some wicked stuff

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DLOLDGERS

Kershaw out after 2.2 innings

by superk1ng on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wilriv will be devastated.

by Natto on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not-Tim

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLOLayton

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s just waiting for Matt Kemp to toe the rubber in Heaven.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

serves me right

I just got him on my fantasy team

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by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He needs a new setting. Kershaw for Sanchez.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still say this 1989 reunion during the A’s series is stupid. The A’s are also having a reunion for their 1989 team. They picked vs. the Giants.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Carney Lansford switch teams for the day?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some would say he still works for them.

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Carney Lansford switch teams for the day season?

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone...

ask Rickey if Rickey’s gonna be there?

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by ThrillisGone22 on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TimA and Sosa today in a DH

TimA: 5.2 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 5 K
Sosa: 6 IP, 7 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 2 K

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim2 walked a guy! Sky falls, etc.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TRADE HIM FOR KONERKO

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I stepped out for a bit but still had the game on the radio

Did they show the results of the Franny position poll?

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They don’t show the results until the postgame show.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okaly dokaly

Justin Miller: More ink'd than an octopus on PCP.

by stealth snail on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The poll is available on CSN's website

Overwhelmingly going to one answer

by SFGuy on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick inning Barry

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was an intensely called single

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by CB30 on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy fielding!

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by cheno on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy cutoff

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classy play to cut that off

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it really was

I like Randy. On a team with more offense he’d a great #7 hitter.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh Oh, Zito's elevating is pitches..

Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.

by gianator on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he’s 100-6 when getting 4+ runs!

by snafu on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was a very prescient comment.

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that was a fucking awesome play by Randy

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by Giant among Angels on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Schierholtz needs more at bats

by jctGamer on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Barry. Pitch on a downward plane.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GET ZITO OUT OF THERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IT’S STILL THE FIFTH INNING HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO GET THE WIN

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by groug on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bullpen please

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh damn.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too many balls crushed

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