Matt Cain is finally figuring it out
Matt Cain: Home-grown pitcher. Lover of the chick-flick. Favorite of the McCoven. Congratulations, you seem to be figuring it out, in this, your fourth full year in the big leagues.
The morning boys on KNBR today said it so eloquently...you're pitching like you're 34 instead of 24. No longer are you succumbing to the grip of defeat in each game. No longer do you infect your teammates with the low-run-scoring disease that becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy for each start. You, sir, have elevated your game and have learned how to win!
I mean, look at your stats. Not only are you dominating the most telling statistic of all--the winning percentage--but your ERA is over a run lower than the last two years! It does not matter that most every other statistic thrown out there by the Saber-goobs shows you being about the same as the past couple years or a little worse. You are figuring it out. You have finally become a gamer.
So, to the McCoven, I ask you: how is it that Cain has reached new levels in his game and learned how to become a winner? Was it hanging out with the reigning Cy Young award winner, who showed him what it takes to win a game? Or was it Zito, the obviously superior pitcher who found a way to win more games than him last year, that taught him the way out of being just a #3 starter? Please, share your insights.
(Or, just consider this a "praise be to Matt Cain for finally getting some wins behind this friggin offensive juggernaut of a team" thread)
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is it bad that I’m actually worried about him? D:
BB-rate up to 4.5 now and his K-rate down to 6.6…
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He stopped walking people in the last couple of innings yesterday and got more Ks… obviously he has figured something out and will fix his peripherals now. :D? :D?
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7 of his 19 walks have come in 4 innings.
I’m hoping it’s just early season troubles but really I’m not sure.
I think he had some problems with a lot of walks early on last season too… and then he sort of found it at some point. Hopefully the same thing happens this year.
Yeah, 29:23 K/BB ratio in April last year and then 157:68 the rest of the year. So. Let’s hope the same holds true this year (I know it’s May already SHUT UP)
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yeah. He was literally one pitch away from disaster yesterday when Helton hit into that DP. Is this the new mature Matt Cain, or did he just get lucky there? Certainly the guy has had more than his share of bad luck the last couple of years, so maybe it’s just luck evening out, as he’s now getting the big out and actually getting some runs to work with. So far this year it looks like Zito is the tough luck pitcher, as he has three consecutive starts where he’s carried shutouts into at least the seventh inning, and didn’t get a single win. I’d wait about a month or two before we can tell if it’s a newer, better Matt Cain.
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I believe the pitch to Helton in the first was a 3-1 breaking ball. Helton was way off balance on the swing. Of course, when you can’t throw a fastball for a strike you might as well try a breaking ball.
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Only really listened to that inning...
but Miller made it sound like he was throwing a lot of curveballs, and that they were the pitches he was especially having difficulty locating.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 8, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s exactly what was happening. He’s gotten into a bad habit where he tries to start nearly every batter with a gimme curve-ball. He was missing badly with those early on and had some problems with his fastball, as well (though not as drastic). When he tightened up on that curve, things started to go better for him.
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Changeup
According to Baggs it was a change:
Molina thought the biggest pitch of the game was the 3-1 changeup Cain threw to get Todd Helton to ground into a double play in the first inning.
"He was looking fastball and it fooled him," Molina said. "One of the few times."
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Yeah, his walk rate really seems like the product of a few flukey innings and SSS.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
HE HAD NO CURVEBALL CONTROL
It was all over the place
He was pitching with basically a Fastball all day
Pretty impressive performance without a full bag of tricks
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My first comment was by eye, now here are some stats FWIW
Brooks Pitch FX Tool
For what its worth
20 Curveballs = 7 Strikes
11 Changeups = 3 Strikes
65 Fastballs = 43 Strikes
5 Sliders = 4 Strikes
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Let's make you worrieder
Average fastball velocity, past 4 years:
2006: 93.4 MPH
2007: 93.2 MPH
2008: 92.4 MPH
2009: 91.5 MPH
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DIALING IT BACK FOR BETTER CONTROL
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by UnleashTheGore on May 8, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
He was popping 95 when he needed to yesterday
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Aired it out towards the end of the game
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Are those variations in speed as huge as they look?
Going from a 92 mph fastball to 74 mph offspeed that consistently seems like it would be really nasty.
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Nasty yes
But those are Curveballs, and I personally think Curveballs are easier distinguish than a change up….
Lets say you have 92MPH Heat
Would you rather have
a 75 MPH change
or
a 75 MPH curve
The curve would be nasty, but the change would be virtually unhittable
IMHO
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With a good enough change, the batter basically needs to predict it coming before the release.
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by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He can still pop the glove when he wants to (“reach back velocity”), but I think he’s realizing that locating the pitch more effective, as well as changing speeds with the fastball.
As Krukow would say, he’s learning how to pitch instead of just throw.
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He’s not really locating the pitches any better, just throwing slower. He already took a mile of his fastball last year, and it didn’t help either. If anything, it looked to me like yesterday Cain was trying to be more accurate, but after a couple of inning gave up and just started throwing hard like he used to. And it worked.
Matt Cain career numbers**:
When contact is made: .300/.293./.481, .330 wOBA.
When contact is not made: .000/.348./.000, .251 wOBA.
Basically, he’s an average pitcher when contact is made, and a ridiculously good one when it isn’t. Sure, pitching for contact will help him go deeper into starts, but is it really worth such a huge drop in his production?
I don’t particularly care if he’s pitching or throwing, I only care about results. If you have swing-through stuff, and we know that Cain does, in my opinion you should pitch for the strikeout. If you let batters hit the ball, bad things will eventually happen.
**I did the numbers by myself, based on BBR’s splits, but I’m pretty sure they’re accurate.
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Hey Cooky
Interesting, but let’s look a little closer
I think we can all agree that Greg Maddux was a very good pitcher.
Additionally, he was never famous for striking people out.
Let’s Compare
Cain
When contact is made: .300/.293./.481
When contact is not made: .000/.348./.000
Maddux
When contact is made: .305/.302./.436
When contact is not made: .000/.252./.000
Nothing magic happens when hitters make contact off Maddux.
When contact is made, they look comparable with the exception of slugging.
Not bad considering Maddux is a difficult comparison.
Where Maddux trumps Cain is when contact is not made, due to Maddux’s low walk totals.
For added fun lets look at Clemens….
Clemens
When contact is made: .307/.305./.459
When contact is not made: .000/.271./.000
Really, what its looking like the old Voros “Smoking” McCracken dealio….
What I think we should be saying is…..
Cain is poor when hitters aren’t making contact
If pitching to contact leads to a better K/BB ratio, then it’s worth it
If pitching to contact leads to a worse K/BB ratio, then it’s not worth it
I omitted wOBA, as my figures aren’t matching yours for some reason
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Cain is poor when hitters aren’t making contact
If “poor” means “not as good as Clemens or Maddux”, then there are a whole lot of poor pitchers around the league. Like, all of them.
If pitching to contact leads to a better K/BB ratio, then it’s worth it
Pitching to contact always leads to a 0/0 K/BB. Since every pitcher is much better when contact isn’t made, doesn’t it just mean that pitching to the strikeout should always be the goal? Or would it increase the pitch count so much that it wouldn’t be effective? I don’t have answers, I’m just wondering.
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If "poor" means "not as good as Clemens or Maddux", then there are a whole lot of poor pitchers around the league. Like, all of them.
Don’t have time to run the stats, but this is basically just K/BB ratio in a different form with a little HBP thrown in
K/BB Ratio 3:1 ~ 0.250
K/BB Ratio 2:1 ~ 0.333
K/BB Ratio 1:1 ~0.500
So in 2008 the NL has a ratio of 2.03
That works out to about 0.327 OBP when no contact is made
So that would make Cains K/BB ratio below average
Pitching to contact always leads to a 0/0 K/BB
If taken to the extreme, yes
So let me elaborate a little
….if pitching to contact leads to a decrease in walks that not offset by strikeouts in such a way that it leads to a worse K/BB ratio…it is worth it
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….if pitching to contact leads to a decrease in walks that not offset by strikeouts in such a way that it leads to a worse K/BB ratio…it is worth it
Well that’s not really pitching to contact, it’s just having better control. To me, pitching to contact means giving up on the strikeout and just making sure the batter put the ball into play.
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thats just a question of definition
If pitching to contact means decreasing Strike Outs without decreasing walks, then no one would ever want to “pitch to contact”
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New Stat: STS
What’s the league average?
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by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You beat me to the punch
Last night the boyfriend IMed me to say “Matt Cain is great but he walks too many people.”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Nolan Fucking Ryan walked people! Relax.
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by NuschlerFace on May 8, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course they walked peopel they were pre occupied by the fucking
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by say hey nation on May 8, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That does kind of sound like a dude on dude porn title.
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by NuschlerFace on May 8, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
umm…hell no!
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I’m never buying this stathead meme that Ryan was overrated. I’ve heard way too many former players say he was the toughest AB they ever had. A lot of batters just stuck the bat out there and hoped for the best…or kept the bat on their shoulder and hoped for the best.
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Thank you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal Ripken was overrated…..
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yes,
and Jim Rice should be in the HOF because of TEH FEAR.
Not saying that Ryan isn’t a HOFer – but he’s really – from an effective value stand point – not much better than Blyleven.
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So Ryan isn’t overrated because he’s rated so highly? Think about it – that’s not really a logical argument
If we’re trying to determine how good a player was, why not just look at the results? Why ask players how it felt like to hit against Ryan, instead of just looking at how they hit against him? We can tell, looking at his stats, that, once you’ve adjusted for era, hitters hit Ryan about as well as today’s hitters hit Roy Halladay. We can also tell that, compared to each one’s peers, that Halladay is a much better at preventing runs than Ryan was. Why does it matter if Ryan did it while scarring the shit out of hitters?
From an analytical point of view, it doesn’t matter. All that matters is how good the results he got were. And judging by these results, he was really good – great, probably a HOFer, but simply not as dominant as Maddux, Johnson, Martinez, Clemens, Seaver, Koufax, Gibson, Marichal, or Spahn, and maybe not even better as good as Perry, Carlton, or Blyleven. All three were great pitchers. Non of them is ever brought up as one of the absolute best. And neither should Ryan.
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How does this analysis factor in the relative crappiness of the supporting casts?
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by Johnny Disaster on May 8, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Which teammate should I blame for Ryan’s career 4.7 BB/9?
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Thanks for answering my honest question so meaningfully.
My thought was that if your defense sucks, it makes sense to minimize balls in play even if that means walking people, especially if you’re pitching to give your team the best chance of winning instead of improving your stats. Or put another way, one could afford to be more aggressive in the zone if one were confident in the defense, thereby lowering walks.
A career spent on doormat teams might instill in someone a habit of never wanting contact, distorting the statistical record. Or not. This is why I asked.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 8, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I see what you’re asking. No, I don’t really know how to adjust for this, but I doubt that it’s important. Ryan walked 6.2 batters per 9 innings in the minors, then he walked 6.1 in 4 year with the Mets, then 5.4 in 8 years with the Angles, then 3.9 in 9 years with the Astros, and eventually 3.8 in his last 5 years with the Rangers. That’s 26 seasons and 4 different teams. He was always a very very wild pitcher, regardless of the defense behind him.
Also, dude was throwing 100 MPH and striking out 10 batters per 9 innings, and was without a doubt the most feared pitcher in the league. I can’t think of anyone less likely to be afraid of being aggressive.
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So he’s the poster boy for effectively wild… explains the fear, certainly.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 9, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Jim Rice was the “toughest guy to pitch to” according to a lot of former players….. That’s why I don’t listen to most of what they have to say.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Nolan Ryan was a freak and isn’t a good point of comparison for anyone.
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does his dad throw 80 MPH?
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by UnleashTheGore on May 8, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Two first names!
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by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Not unless we get him for Cecil Fielder!
by SoFa King Mike on May 8, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m really worried about him. K’s down, walks up, velocity down…
It’s only a matter of time :(
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I wouldn’t worry, he always struggles early on and his velocity is trending up.
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To elaborate
Look at his K/BB trend over his career:
April/March – 1.53
May – 1.83
June – 1.98
July – 1.98
August – 2.30
Sept/Oct – 2.43
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Wow, that is what one might call a trend.
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I’m in a much better mood now. Thanks :)
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No worries, I go through the same thing with Cain every year and I always have to remind myself that it will be ok.
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This
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by Josh from Hollywood on May 9, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Plz be right marcello
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Two starts ago, his walk rates were significantly down compared to previous years. Hello, small sample size.
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His K-rate was significantly down too though. That said, it has risen and I’m sure soon he’ll be back to a 7-8ish K/9 and a 3.5ish BB/9. STILL. I WORRY, OKAY?
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Yeah, as of two starts ago, his K rate was down, his BB rate was down, he was giving up fewer home runs but a higher batting average.
The velocity is worrysome, but with everything else we can’t really draw any conclusions yet.
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Pitching to contact?
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by Johnny Disaster on May 8, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone know if he has been throwing a significantly higher percentage of curves? Or more curves earlier in the count? If so I would tend to think you might be onto something.
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Yes, he has been throwing quite a bit more curves so far this year, no clue on the early in the count part though.
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This makes me real optimistic.
It could mean at least 1 of 2 things. Trusting his infield defense and /or really using his league wide reputation to his advantage. Either way is a very good thing.
OT: I forgot fangraphs had that info. Thank you for the reminder.
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Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m actually going to Alaska now… I’m posting from Bellingham, Washington, and I’m about to jump on a ferry for 3 days. That will get us to Haines, Alaska, and we’re going to drive the rest of the way to Anchorage.
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 8, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you see Russia yet?
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by Useful_Idiot on May 10, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 8, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions
I don’t have a soft spot, but I just can’t freak out about lower velo and some elevated walk rates in 38 IP.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 8, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
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yeah
I was always more of an Undertaker fan myself.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 8, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
He was better as Isaac Yankem DDS anyway.
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Since Cain seems to be figuring it out.......
…..wouldn’t this be a great time to trade him for Prince Fielder?
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The walks worry me a bit, the velocity less so because the drop-off is so uniform. Sudden drops in velocity are often caused by injury but gradual ones over the course of a few years seem more method, less madness. As some have pointed out he may be dialing it back for the increased control, or it could even just be the fact that while still young Cain isn’t at his physical peak anymore and may just generate a little bit less arm speed than he used to.
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You know what would be funny? If Cain has his worst season ever this year, like 6.5 K/9, 3.7 BB/9, 4.50 ERA or something, but continues to get the good run support he’s been getting so far. He’ll finish the season 14-8, and everyone will talk about how he finally had his breakthrough year.
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I’m not laughing.
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by Josh from Hollywood on May 9, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
The walks are what concerns me
But, like has been mentioned already, it is really early in the year.
What encourages me, though, is that he’s been able to work around it.
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