Gameday Thread III
For you masochists.
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LET'S GO GIA...
Meh screw it.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Go Masochists!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
This game makes my heart sad.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
it’s been a pretty depressing day around here. The game, the talk about the Dodgers having the division clinched… boo today
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Here, have a care bear

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
My friend firmly believes it's only a matter of time until the Care Bear CGI movie
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Of course
Everything 80s is new again.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
More Husker Du, less Vanilla Ice, please.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Vanilla Ice is 90s. Run DMC is 80s!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
oh, hmm.
“More Replacements, less Richard Marx, please.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m still waiting for M.C. Hammer pants to come back into fashion.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i blame the enitre game on you.....
…ya…
by sadison bummedgarner on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
wow
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Good AB.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
so that’s what one of those looks like?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Siris
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
This thread could use some Grant's Boss
Llamas llamas llamas. Llama poop.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
You called?

MCC is on the first page of GIS for llamas.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Those are some llamas you don’t wanna mess with.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
An alpaca once snarled at me.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Lansford turns to bench players:
“That is what they call a home run”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Madre de Dios, the legends were true!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fans turn to Lansford “That is what they call a home run”
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Silver Lining
At least this game won’t be giving any of us a heart attack
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Just a bleeding ulcer, Ichiro-style.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that’s right. time to kick back and watch the kids (Sandoval, Nate, Burriss, Ishi, is Fred still in?) play
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
Was Velez part of this plan?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So I turn in my thesis today and do a poster presentation this is the game I get?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
So is Jiminez really going to throw a SHO against us?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
probably
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
JASON GRILLI SIGHTING!!!!!!!!!
BEST FIRST ROUND PICK SINCE JOHNNIE LEMASTER.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Or at least Matt White.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Nope, injuries derailed his career.
At the time, it was seen as a great pick. didn’t work out so well, obviously.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fuck you fan.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
nm
that was going over anyways.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The commercial they play in Sears store really annoys me.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t expecting an hit from Velez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A hit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
A token gesture.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Who woulda thunk.
Jason Grilli actually good?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
More like good trade bait!!!!!
Oh, wait, the Giants got Livan Hernandez for him. Never mind.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
watch, this is where the power comes
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
or not.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I stand corrected
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
"...so many ways for that run to get in..."
The mystery deepens.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
And wonders never cease!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad Bad Bad
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
OMG RUNZ OMG
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
NOT SHUTOUT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
THIS IS CLEARLY A GOOD THREAD. IT HAS RUNZ
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
Plural fail.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I am hopeful
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No , it's accurate.
We haz Renterrhia of the posts.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which..
Go Blue Jays minus one & a half!
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
7-0! With Halladay pitching!
/tosses loose change in the air
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
In the top of the second, even.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think there’s a law that says all cell phone ads must be horrible and obnoxious.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m still not quite sure how we’re 500 so far.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Are we the worst .500 team ever?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Velez is in center
WTF
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
Defensive substitution!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker. Bowkermania is currently on hiatus.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine
If the Dodgers folded and the Giants were allowed to get their lineup, how good the Giants would be?
Brandon Medders is kinda funny looking
He looks like he should be a farmboy from the 40s named Zeke.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Here’s Medders to help the Rox to double digits.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I think Posey, Alderson and Bumgerner will do well. Not amazing, but still good.
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m betting Posey doesn’t do well at all in Connecticut. Mainly because he’ll be in Fresno.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I doubt he’ll go to fresno right away. The org won’t want Bumgarner and Alderson to go to AAA yet and Posey was supposed to stick with them for a bit, right?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Brute and Baron both have sources saying he’s going straight to Fresno.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Given how they handled Burriss and Bocock, I’m going to guess it mainly has to do with farting contests and beer pong.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
the formula the last two years
If your last name starts with a B and you haven’t played in AAA or the majors yet, and you play or could be converted to play the infield, you get called up.
(see: Bocock, Brian; Burriss, Emmanuel; Bowker, John)
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm. well then. I think he would do well there also.
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Matt White was mentioned earlier
This tidbit from Wikipedia made me LOL:
He was selected to the 2000 Sydney Olympic team but suffered an injury on the plane ride and was forced to return without participating.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yeah, it was something ridiculous like the contract offer wasn’t submitted on official letterhead or something. Boras got him declared a free agent.
Back then, you didn’t get compensation for unsigned picks, too.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
He was the fifth or sixth pick overall, by the way. He was considered a potential #1 pick but fell due to – you guessed it! – signability issues.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Medders
Showing his Blank tendencies.
I’m REALLY sorry he seems to be a regular bullpen feature.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, so, this sucks
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants felt bad about taking that run last inning.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker. Bowkermania is currently on hiatus.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Dang
This isn’t even the biggest or second biggest blowout today.
Brewers 15, Reds 3
Blue Jays 7, Angels 0 (second inning)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Medders...
/mutters
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, 10-run mercy rule. End it now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
I guess
It’s best to get all this out of your system in one game. At least, I hope that’s the plan.
Bring back steroids.
This isn't fun
I go now
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Sitting on a park bench…
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.
Eyeing Brandon Medders with bad intent.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
…waiting for you-oooooo-oooo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The ump is ready to go home
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Post-game thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/5/6/867610/giants-offense-sputters-in-coors
Like I’m going to fucking wait around for the last inning.
You jinxed it. Dammit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Holm will tie it with one swing of the bat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW WE WON’T COMEBACK!
IT’S ALL GRANTS FAU…eh, who am I kidding?
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
New life Richie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
A eleven or twelve more of those, and we’re back in this thing.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
If Nate doesn’t tie the game here, he’s benched for a week.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
fixed
If Nate doesn’t tie the game here, he’s benched for a week.
Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.
by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s this one girl who’s screeching really loudly.
Judgment Day is coming
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I think she is a new members’ ex-girlfriend
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh
There aren’t any more bench players left for extra innings!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker. Bowkermania is currently on hiatus. We apologize for any inconvenience.
by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

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