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Gameday Thread III

For you masochists.

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LET'S GO GIA...

Meh screw it.

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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Game day thread was your fault

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Masochists!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This game makes my heart sad.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rush makes your heart sad. I don’t trust your heart.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been a pretty depressing day around here. The game, the talk about the Dodgers having the division clinched… boo today

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here, have a care bear

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend firmly believes it's only a matter of time until the Care Bear CGI movie

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

Everything 80s is new again.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Husker Du, less Vanilla Ice, please.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanilla Ice is 90s. Run DMC is 80s!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, hmm.

“More Replacements, less Richard Marx, please.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for M.C. Hammer pants to come back into fashion.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about, back into fashion?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back away slowly.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I would keep paying attention, but the radio feed here cut out in the middle of Flem’s sentence and switched to laker’s pregame. laaaaaame.

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the best anyway.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell. Lost track of the count. Bad karma.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens. I’m trying to compose an exam and watch the game at the same time.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god no. he crushed that

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

so that’s what one of those looks like?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Siris

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lookin for a die with your boots on fight. Plunk him or have one of the vets charge the mound. They need some effin life.

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread could use some Grant's Boss

Llamas llamas llamas. Llama poop.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You called?

MCC is on the first page of GIS for llamas.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are some llamas you don’t wanna mess with.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

An alpaca once snarled at me.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

As would I if I ever met you.

Damn that doesn’t work now.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they’re not teasing us.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Lansford turns to bench players:

“That is what they call a home run”

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Madre de Dios, the legends were true!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fans turn to Lansford “That is what they call a home run”

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silver Lining

At least this game won’t be giving any of us a heart attack

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a bleeding ulcer, Ichiro-style.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s right. time to kick back and watch the kids (Sandoval, Nate, Burriss, Ishi, is Fred still in?) play

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Velez part of this plan?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we drag Natto in the streets and shoot him?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Our aim is shit.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like I picked a bad day to give up drinkin

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like you should give up and pick up drinkin.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

stick a fork in him, he’s done for.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

I was gone for a bit and Jimenez almost has outhit the Giants??!?!!

by SeeingStars on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So I turn in my thesis today and do a poster presentation this is the game I get?

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll get another one sooner than normal at least.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Jiminez really going to throw a SHO against us?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

probably

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Matt Murton was a Cub.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny B never says die

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

JASON GRILLI SIGHTING!!!!!!!!!

BEST FIRST ROUND PICK SINCE JOHNNIE LEMASTER.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Or at least Matt White.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude never played in the big leagues did he?? And the Giants passed on Eric Chavez for him.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, injuries derailed his career.

At the time, it was seen as a great pick. didn’t work out so well, obviously.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah, I hate Velez

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

workin the count DOUBLE!

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely do not take it back

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you fan.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

nm

that was going over anyways.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck him anyway

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE COMEBACK BEGINS.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LL Cool J says not to call it comeback

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

90s

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still after the time I stopped paying attention to popular music.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every Rose Has Its Thorn?

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No clue what this is. Now get off my lawn, you kids.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every night has it’s dawn.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The commercial they play in Sears store really annoys me.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. mlb.tv audio is going insane.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It wasn’t expecting an hit from Velez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A token gesture.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

We’re in England. “An it” works.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson and Cain for Aaron Hill!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Who woulda thunk.

Jason Grilli actually good?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

More like good trade bait!!!!!

Oh, wait, the Giants got Livan Hernandez for him. Never mind.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO SOMETHING, PHRED.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

watch, this is where the power comes

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

or not.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"...so many ways for that run to get in..."

The mystery deepens.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

And wonders never cease!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Bad Bad

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Phred is hat-tricking an awful lot.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

“Phred?”

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 6, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

B.D.’s friend from ’Nam, I think.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no point in half-assing this fail tonight.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we got a run

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG RUNZ OMG

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

only one run, no runz :(

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT SHUTOUT

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Was hoping the Rockies would throw home.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A RUN!!! WOOOO!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 6, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS CLEARLY A GOOD THREAD. IT HAS RUNZ

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Plural fail.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am hopeful

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No , it's accurate.

We haz Renterrhia of the posts.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps a bit sick, but still good intentions.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to avoid the shutout boys. I just lost a bet… to myself!

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of which..

Go Blue Jays minus one & a half!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-0! With Halladay pitching!

/tosses loose change in the air

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the top of the second, even.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna biggie size my combo tomorrow!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s a law that says all cell phone ads must be horrible and obnoxious.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still not quite sure how we’re 500 so far.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ve lost as many as we’ve won

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN will return us to .500+ territory tomorrow. With his bat.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one else will do it.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we the worst .500 team ever?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Great pitching + Bad hitting = .500

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably one of the worst-hitting .500 teams ever.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is in center

WTF

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Defensive substitution!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker. Bowkermania is currently on hiatus.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to lose anyway, might as well make it entertaining.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine

If the Dodgers folded and the Giants were allowed to get their lineup, how good the Giants would be?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

About half good, half evil.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe and Velez are in the same game. I guess its time to be hittin the ol dusty trail.

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Medders is kinda funny looking

He looks like he should be a farmboy from the 40s named Zeke.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m just going out to clean the chicken coup dad.

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

while there, lights up a joint

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s Medders to help the Rox to double digits.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They can’t do it all by themselves.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

How do you think the San Jose prospects will do in AA? Especially at Dodd

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Posey, Alderson and Bumgerner will do well. Not amazing, but still good.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m betting Posey doesn’t do well at all in Connecticut. Mainly because he’ll be in Fresno.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt he’ll go to fresno right away. The org won’t want Bumgarner and Alderson to go to AAA yet and Posey was supposed to stick with them for a bit, right?

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brute and Baron both have sources saying he’s going straight to Fresno.

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by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder how they determine the path of a prospect

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given how they handled Burriss and Bocock, I’m going to guess it mainly has to do with farting contests and beer pong.

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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the formula the last two years

If your last name starts with a B and you haven’t played in AAA or the majors yet, and you play or could be converted to play the infield, you get called up.

(see: Bocock, Brian; Burriss, Emmanuel; Bowker, John)

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. well then. I think he would do well there also.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were two stories, that one and that Posey was going to stay in A longer than B & A and then go to AAA.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Matt White was mentioned earlier

This tidbit from Wikipedia made me LOL:

He was selected to the 2000 Sydney Olympic team but suffered an injury on the plane ride and was forced to return without participating.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

didnt we lose his rights due to some infraction and he then signed with TB

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was something ridiculous like the contract offer wasn’t submitted on official letterhead or something. Boras got him declared a free agent.

Back then, you didn’t get compensation for unsigned picks, too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the fifth or sixth pick overall, by the way. He was considered a potential #1 pick but fell due to – you guessed it! – signability issues.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe it was written on a napkin

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also affected two or three other teams (all Boras clients).

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

karma for the kid. Didn’t affect his agent, Scott Bor-ass but karma for the player.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t get Yorvit out.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s always had it in for us.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think an old crazy lady just came over and stole my Cheerwine….

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't notice this before

But we’ve had our double-switch!!!

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Catch the damn ball Nate, please?

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders

Showing his Blank tendencies.
I’m REALLY sorry he seems to be a regular bullpen feature.

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by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah he missed badly but it was classy

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand must not think much of Bochy. Bochy keeps double switching him with Velez.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, so, this sucks

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants felt bad about taking that run last inning.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker. Bowkermania is currently on hiatus.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

This isn’t even the biggest or second biggest blowout today.

Brewers 15, Reds 3
Blue Jays 7, Angels 0 (second inning)

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait, my friend, just wait.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting there

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reds really hurt my fantasy team parlay today

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by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medders...

/mutters

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by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, 10-run mercy rule. End it now

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay great pitching guys.

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by neurofarm on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants don’t know there is a humidor.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

It’s best to get all this out of your system in one game. At least, I hope that’s the plan.

Bring back steroids.

by IMbitter on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn't fun

I go now

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by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sitting on a park bench…

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

snot running down his nose

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

…waiting for you-oooooo-oooo

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ump is ready to go home

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Just you wait Grant!

Nah.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You jinxed it. Dammit

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is a bit premature. Three grand slams and we’re right back in it.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Holm will tie it with one swing of the bat

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m looking for the touchdown, the onside kick and the field goal to tie it.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW WE WON’T COMEBACK!
IT’S ALL GRANTS FAU…eh, who am I kidding?

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ommmm

Mommie, Grant used the F word

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Holm!

/crickets

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by ResDog on May 6, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

the rockies are trying to let us back in the game. that’s why corpas is in

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Another weekday day game?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

New life Richie

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

And Aurilia promptly hits into a double play???

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooohh… The Rockies are going to regret that.

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by ResDog on May 6, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A eleven or twelve more of those, and we’re back in this thing.

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by neurofarm on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If Nate doesn’t tie the game here, he’s benched for a week.

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by ResDog on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If he’s lucky. I say 3 weeks.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

If Nate doesn’t tie the game here, he’s benched for a week.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s this one girl who’s screeching really loudly.

by Natto on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

then let her go bro

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she is a new members’ ex-girlfriend

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

There aren’t any more bench players left for extra innings!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker. Bowkermania is currently on hiatus. We apologize for any inconvenience.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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