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Say Hey! Happy Birthday!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

do not come in here without gifts

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, at the very least, gifs

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM POOPIN

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

INVISIBLE TOILET

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gonna say that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My immaturity beat you to it

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit. I’ll have to try harder.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Poopin

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superior crap related material!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

More DPs per post!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to think of McCoven being involved in DPs, thanks.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one or Kenshins which to use?

by HitorMisch on May 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Choice made for you, buy the power of Natto.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now for the low low price of $9.99!

by Natto on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto, can you front me some power, man?

by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE, NOW SCORE

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

double play

well done, Sirs!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

kenshin fail

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Double plays! They prevent more hitters from coming to the plate!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT KENSHIN’S THREAD

by Natto on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BLAST YOU,

NATTO.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

are the popular kids in Kenshins?

by HitorMisch on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

no I’m here

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody on this site is popular.

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of us don’t live in our parents’ basements.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moved up to the attic, huh?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the way up to the 5th floor!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIVE UPSTAIRS, DAMMIT

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. we live in the converted attic above our parents’ garage!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah – some of us live in their grandparents’ basements.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once lived in the basement of a friend of my father.

Worse, he was a Dodger fan.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are my ROOMMATES! How many times do I have to tell you.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the interwebs – there are no popular kids

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

if your popular you’d be out socializing at the sports bar or other places people go to meet

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. I don’t get the sports bar. Grunt and talk about the game with strangers? Eh. Grunt and talk about the game with friends? Yeah.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t go to sports bars that’ why I’m here.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you’d distract the guys anyway.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blush

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only go to sports bars to watch games I can’t get at home or to hang out with friends over some beers.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roll 'em up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, how about a leadoff runner?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish granted. Now do it again.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll do

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

a classy one, at that.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here. Let the offense begin.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

@thehavenot

the dog is licking my hand

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is that what the kids are calling it nowadays

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a popular analogy

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Happy Birthday, Willie Mays. Though he is an asshole but he’s our asshole.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve heard many stories on why this guy is an asshole.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure you have. No one feels like arguing with you right though.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I never said ‘Fuck the fans’. And even if I did that was 40 years ago.”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGuy’s Personal Ad

Turn-offs: Duane Kuiper, Willie Mays
Turn-ons: HITLER

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never heard this Willie Mays=asshole opinion before

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re all assholes.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Pedro Feliz.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that too

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No we all just have assholes.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy assholes.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo Picasso was never called an Asshole

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hemingway was, though. And often.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

one spring training send the kids to get his autograph a few minutes later they return with the autograph and then say “He is a grouch”

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send different kids next time.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although

Partly I can’t blame him for being an asshole for the way he was treated in 1958 when the Giants moved to SF. Both by fans and when he tried to buy a house. He couldn’t because of the color of his skin (in SF, no less).

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mays was beloved in NYC and liked in SF. Now McCovey was beloved in SF.

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were folks who didn’t accept Mays because he was New York not San Francisco.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I also like that he didn’t challenge and go for second and, thereby, run himself into an out.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

@thehavenot

I like it when the Giants get hits

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M POOPIN

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, Ishikawa is up

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice how Ishi always starts out 0-1

by Shoeless on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish he could teach our pitchers that.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not...

like watching Ishi hit.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis, that is upsetting.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh eff. DFA,

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely more DPs in this thread

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic

Way to not change my perception of you Ish

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah – I’d rather he strike out instead of DP.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that guy

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Johnson will have to lead off the next inning FAIL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I’m ready for a Ishikawa for Guzman/Frandsen for Burriss switch.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws in towel on ishikawa

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Its Jesus time

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AMEN

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASE HITS FOR JESUS!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONG HITS 4 JESUS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss take one for the team!

by HitorMisch on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

anything. i have a crack-like craving for something else.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa = like a brother to me...

… but damn it, you’re Fredo right now.

by Ed Jew on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, so he’s not a brother?

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Giants fan looks the way I feel

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

Jesus, help me in my weakness.

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny

Doing some battling.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Protect the plate

oh…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

aaand

fail

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss

is not very good at baseball.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss gotta fro

kind of

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone going to the AMA’s at Infineon?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez is on my fantasy team and has shit the bed all season and now the Giants make him look like Nolan Ryan.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yahoo has his pitch count at 59 through 5 innings despite a season WHIP of 1.81. =(

by SeeingStars on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they would just let him throw he will eventually throw into trouble.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gone

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MOther of fuck.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

See Ya

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Lord Almighty

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls.

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by groug on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You can wave it bye-bye! The ball and the game.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck a redhead

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Redheads

Either pretty or ugly – no middle ground

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the count on the HR?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was the first pitch. Murton’s, that is.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t someone here say Murton was kind of a jerk.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, yeah.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen time.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m here for the offense?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Home run derby?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY JOHNSLOLN

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Soo

Shall we all talk about how great it is that Brett Favre is considering another comeback?

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

torrealba blowing bubbles on the trot. focker.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that a fast ball?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know, why?

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is all he could really hit.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I get home just in time for those two? Fuck this.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this place

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is Fun!

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Later

and

Now

Later > Now

And Jesus Christ I’ve turned on the TV to see two home runs. If they hit another one I’m leaving.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sunset Wheat FTW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

On sale at BevMo.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I shall go on Saturday. Thanks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

7.49 as opposed to 8.99, on sale at least a bit.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna pass on the chilled Cheerwine in the fridge, and pour a nice big glass of wine with my dinner.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that is a win-win situation that Lisa Stevens could be proud of.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I gotta wait for everything to chill, that’s why.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Randy Johnson is either really good, or just blows. Also the Giants alternate winning and losing every other game

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you want for $10MM

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of fail to go around!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That was yours Pablo.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to joke, “Wow, an out! I forgot we could get those.”

And then we didn’t.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the Giants. They can’t.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the foul lines are still 90 degrees.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

This is Coors

We can can’t score

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

nah

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY LOOK

The pitcher got a hit!!

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dexter Fowler

The only African-American on the very white Colorado Rockies.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dexter Fowler

The only African-American in Colorado

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet, there is one more African-American in Colorado then Utah.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five more than there are in Idaho.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you call Todd Helton?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Transparent.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I should thank MLB - TV for not restarting...

…and sparing me all that.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. it’s busted for me too.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team is not very fun to watch today

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Righetti, Bochy, Someone

Get out there and change this up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that should be BMoney or Renteria

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would cool. Molina pitching.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

should.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

W00T

DP’S

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Once again

Damage done

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, in honor of his birthday: RALLY GREATEST GIANTS IN HISTORY

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Mays, still a better then Scott Rowand, Travis Ishikawa, Emmaual Burriss, Juan Uribe, Steve Holm and Rich Aurilia.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still working for me.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you have the Premium Premium

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess. /brushes shoulder off

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fowler almost got hit in the grill

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish he had.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeez

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for the yuks.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think Burriss is speaking spanish to Velez?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Johnson

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Run dingerz.exe NOW

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred with an 0-1 count. Amazing!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED LEWIS 25 HOMERUNS

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol fred

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey now, Fred. Let’s do this.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes Fred, That was awful

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

it is often.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*It often is.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a very bad AB from Fred

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh goddamnit Fred. SWING THE FUCKING BAT!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED “I REFUSE TO SWING” LOLEWIS!!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PHRED LOUIS

HOW ABOUT SWINGING

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Fred snap one of these games and get tossed.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you not swing at that with 2 strikes?

Oh, right, Fred Lewis.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, what? Fred struck out? INCREDIBLE!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

And Looking too

WOW!

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umbaldo Maddux

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez is dealing. He's painting the corners with some nasty stuff

/kruk imitation

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis just doesnt swing

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That third strike was belt high on the outside.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry told him that wasn't a strike

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a terrible effing inning.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely terrible

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oof. Renteria.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit man, this is so pathetic

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

that has to be one of the worst innings of the year at the plate

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a normal Giants inning

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols with his 11th HR

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

man, does this lawyer dude look like a sleaze bucket or what?

by Merope on May 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sleazy McCreepy

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is so bad I want to turn off Gameday.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I’m pretty close to watching Scrubs off the dvr.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooo – I want the Giants sake set.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooo – I want the Giants sake set.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sake Festival

Relevant to my interests

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

McCoven gathering?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the upcoming dodgers series

is beginning to look more and more like an atomic bomb falling from the sky.

i don’t know if i can stomach a shutout sweep at the hands of the bums.

by sayheybk on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

For petes SAKE…get it

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Randy still in this game?

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

He has no command of the fastball and they’re just waiting for the slider.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muffled laughter from various snakeholes in Az

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mop up of his own mess

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip is ready for some sake.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed

Kuip is ready for some more sake

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, thanks for the fix.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it’s pouring at George Steinbrenner Stadium.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the umps wait until the Yanks tied it before calling the delay? Sure looks that way.

by ho-hum baby on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they did.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike Spilborghs out, NOW!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

or walk him

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOOD A WALK

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting...

Scientists are investigating the report of a huge black hole in the Denver area…. oh no… wait… that’s just the Giant’s offense sucking.

by Merope on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants pitchers make walking look so easy. The Giants hitters almost never walk, its pretty sad.

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

Lead off walks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They never score.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the score is still 0-0

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solo homers never score either?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see me some Osiris

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

And Im out

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, it’s time for the god of the dead.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I am here for the GIANTS offense!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Undetectable!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long Kansas City last in the race, up 8-1 over Seattle

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

longer than the giants

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hochevar should be coming up soon (5-0 and dealing in AAA). I’d say early August is +/- on how long they last.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner Menu

Cayenne Chicken
Rice
Corn
Salad

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how you used the corn for texture.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cayenne chicken sounds good.

I’m gonna try (again) to make jalapeno sour cream chicken, with salad and mashed ’taters.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

so much fucking fail

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

great f-ing play Panda

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

THat umpire needs to calm the fuck down

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE of them does.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is that ump yelling at?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Panda said

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something magical for he is a magic panda.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s CB Bucknor

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy get angry!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.

by rightcenterfielder on May 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump fail. Fucker was out.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Got him

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He's out

That ump needs to go jumo off a cliff

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Spillborghs is confused – thinks he’s a Giant.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah! Tag the ump out too!

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PICKED OFF

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha, fuck off Spilborghs.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

in a crappy game that is one of the best things I’ve seen a while

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnson

Not in it for the money.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Splendid

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That bitch

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda

Impressive

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We actually almost got out of that unscathed.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm…

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

earhole

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies will still score 3 runs in this inning

just watch

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just the messenger

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone shoot the messenger

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you. It is time for you to leave.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't bring this about

It was destiny.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Destiny destiny!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLARGH

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

why pitch to Yorvit?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stick a fork in him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

See?

Just two more to go.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It sure is a good thing we made that Pierzynski trade. Torrealba was never gonna be a starter.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That's actually the most aggravating thing about that trade

We traded something we needed (potential closer) for something we didn’t need (a catcher)

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I always liked Yorvit.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on

do you really have to bring that up? especially when the giants are getting beat to hit? you know damn well what mentioning that trade does to everyone’s stomache

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Lord knows nobody here ever harps on any negative Giants-related memories.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

UGH

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。

by jordanovich on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooo close to getting out of that.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Boch. You don’t even need to double switch here. Johnson just hit last inning. Just make the call.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Boch is waiting for a double switch opp.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And that’s why we just lost any chance we had of winning this game.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

really?

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

bochyfail

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

6-0

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I HOPE YOU GET CRUSHED BY THE DEER MEAT THIS TIME BARMES

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing they left him in there.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY????

Is Randy still in this game?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy: Not a good manager.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he ever?

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may have to grab a beer out of the fridge before it gets fully chilled. :-(

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh , cocksucker.

Fucking pardon me.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, I’m gone

On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.

by PAWarrior on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GASP

No double switch here?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER MAN

GAME OVER

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two batters too late Boch.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Same ’ol story

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same ol' song and dance , my friend.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going walk the dog

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON GUYS
IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL IT’S OVER

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on May 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it wasn’t over until we get it right.
Seems pretty wrong now.

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Called it.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

we need a new thread.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda gone with kenshin’s thread.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

kenshin1 forever! Natto never!

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it is still Coors Field…

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

A team that can’t hit, can’t hit at Coors either.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of those classic examples of how a manager can do far more to lose a game than win one. Nothing Bochy did in that inning would have directly led to victory. But he did the one thing – leaving a cooked pitcher in too long – that could victory out of reach. DFA Bochy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mow 'em down Matos!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh , not that way.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or else not.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

This is funny now.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Good

A pitcher got another hit.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Turning off the fridge tomorrow (moving). Perfect timing to drink all the beer.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck with the move.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. 3 guinness, 4 coronas & 1 new castle.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof. That is a heavy selection of brews.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some karamel sutra ben & jerry’s ice cream.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how about that Brett Fahhhhhv-rah?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Why, is there something new about him?

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There couldn’t possibly be something new about Brett Favruh.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just occurred to you?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what Matos’ repertoire is. What does he throw?

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

A baseball.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseballs.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

meatballs.

Osiris Meatos

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

S.T.F.D.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Miller just said the Giants have “big hitters” coming up.

OTOH, maybe he was referring to BMI.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fattest team in baseball

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Do the Giants beat the Natinals?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, but not the nationals. the natinals only have 2 players on their team.

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“…if the Rockies can hang on to this one.”

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the Rockies broadcast?

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in masochist mode.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a Giants fan.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must not know the Giants very well.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys

remember when it was 3-0 and everyone was thinking “hey were still in this”

by sadison bummedgarner on May 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that was nice.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the baby Giants haven’t started yet!
New game!!!!!

Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.

by The Enchanter on May 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s time to switch to radio and finish cleaning the broken potted plants and mess left over from the raccoon/dog/cat fight that occurred early today on my patio.

see ya

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Your afternoon sounds more interesting than the rest of this game. Tell.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on base

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to see how it feels…

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

I really think the Giants should take a page from the Rockies strategy book and start using the wooden stick to hit the round thing where the opposing players can’t catch it. They’ve been going at it all wrong!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we're consistent.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some good news

Kershaw is going tonight so he can’t beat the Giants.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  


The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

:-(

Didn’t work.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

um , VAL

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oval

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it. For a second I thought it was an obtuse Spaceballs reference.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

me too.

“we ain’t found SHIT!”

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That post looks familiar

Those are the exact same two pictures I used during a game last year. I wouldn’t mention it except both pictures are exactly the same. Weird.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

search the archives for “sand oval” and that comes up.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

kenshin should have left his thread active. We could have gone there.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So, who are blaming for this one?

by scout6 on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in.

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by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I thought it was going to be me.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought someone shot the messenger?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was responsible for that. I missed.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the people in charge of shooting the messenger have been shot.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They missed, too.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the people in charge of hiring the shooters of the messengers have been shot.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They missed, too.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My god this is disturbing.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy

or maybe f.p. santangelo

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't rub it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer

I’m not even excited to have a baserunner.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron turns the other cheek

so he can have matching bruises

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not gonna work.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We aren’t even over 400.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

new thred game plse!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

new thred game gam plse!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ., sorry.

I thought you said gams.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

dun wry, rnady wynn just walked

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wlkd

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many times have we been shutout this year?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

How many more times?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once. Doug Davis.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two free runners in one inning? Giants?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I haz a sad

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ish will ruin it again

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Free rally

Ishikawa is going to take care of this

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 6, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm optimistic about ishi

the alternative is worse

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis’s swing is too slow

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So long

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he really shouldn’t do that before games.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Erubiel Durazo!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what ever happened to that guy?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs something.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNAFU

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s about right Ish.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHIFAIL

Good Night.

13-12 - Giants Series Record: 6-2-1, 6-0 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.17 ERA, .192 BAA in Norwich through 29 IP.

by rhys on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

in play, fail(s)

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail play, out(s)

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding your adopted son

Beat him like a redheaded stepchild.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Ishi makes another out!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Something has got to give here

This offense is shit for the ages. 3.6 runs per game puts in 1969-esque context.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what a total shock that he popped out

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright. I’m out. This game causes my soul to spontaneously combust.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Johnson

2008, through six games: 31.2 ip, 11 bb, 32 k, 5.40 era
2009, through six games: 31.2 ip, 16 bb, 30 k, 5.68 era

At least he’s pretty consistent.

by deuce deuce on May 6, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to think that my prediction of Ishi leading the team in HRs this year may not as correct as I would like…

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He could if Bengie gets traded. It may take only 4.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it's a long season

…a really long season

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still believe

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In honor of the Say Hey Kid the Giants are stinkin up the joint

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s in left?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen should be with the big team.

by WalrusMan on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell?

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, some new guy in right.

by non sequitur on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

and some chubby kid at short

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gets home and opens browser to check on game
/closes browser and goes to eat dinner

by Natto on May 6, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Uribe is in the game. Is that the universal WE GIVE UP signal?

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Clapa clap clap (Rowand catch)

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

his catches are an adventure way too often for me

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thass' how I feel about Wilson!

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excepting the catching part.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding, huh

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip

penciling Helton onto first before the AB starts

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis

by j14 on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The next time the French have to surrender they will wave the Juan Uribe poster of surrender.

by ninerkev on May 6, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

still do not understand the significance of Cinco de Mayo

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the day Cinco ran all the snakes out of Mexico.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

or they could just wave Uribe himself.

in which case, Uribe would not be available to play in tomorrow’s game

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the game is out of hand, lets have some real fun. Put Velez in center.

by SFGuy on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

or in Fresno

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

Since the game is out of hand, lets have some real fun. Put Velez in center a supercollider.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone notice

Sir Sidney with 7 1/3 innings of one run ball for KC.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

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