Gameday Thread the Second
by Natto on May 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT
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That was a good pitch but he just topped it, again
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
you gettin real paid this time, Natto?
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions
Rowand BA Watch
.221
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I am not impressed by Aaron Rowand’s hitting prowess this year.
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normally i would say put winn in center and let nate play right field. but.....winn is just as bad
by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a lot more faith in Winn getting better as the season goes on.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
None. things that reliably suck are at least useful.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
point
Although we don’t know if he provides this service.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD HILL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That girl was extremely orange.
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Inappropriate Cub-related shirt of the day:
Much tamer than the “Horry Kow” shirts from last season.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Wow
Cubs fans = pure class.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Why would a Cubs fan wear an anti-Zambrano shirt?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
IDG why you would wear a t-shirt like that
Do you want to just advertise to everyone you meet, “Hi, I’m a racist!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Illinois nazis are pervasive.
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Obviously they have to suck because they are the rivals of Cardinals fans who are THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL.
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Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a teammate in Little League named Tom Moran. What problem this guy has with him is beyond me.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think that is a St Louis fan.
BEST FANS IN BASEBALL!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
what this guy doesn't realize is
its a reference to his wife
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
burn
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this before or after he slugs her?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Man they can’t even get the racial jokes right. Mexicans do the yardwork. Come on now.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL AREN’T ALL LATINOS MEXICANS THO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ONLY IN CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If people can’t tell the difference between Arabs and Indians (the South Asian kind), do you really expect them to distinguish between Mexicans and Venezuelans?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
wait is there more than one kind of foreigner?
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Alls I know is they took all our jobs
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Durk a dur!!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
FYI
Here’s the JoeSportsFan story that pic came from.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Why are people so desperate for pictures of Calvin pissing on things?
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STFD CAT POWER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
holy shit win
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Natto!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You’re hip to all the news.
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3RD STARTER AT BEST
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
fan holding sign:
“Tim might be tiny, but he’s a GIANT on the mound.”
I’m all for Tim/team spirit, but, really, why bother making this sign?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
That’s the kind of thing the Giants marketing team would come up with.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
the tragic truth
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
“Johnson is a Giant, both on and off the mound.”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Well he’s still pretty small but he’s a good pitcher and I suppose he does play for the
OHHHHHHH
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I brought a sign to AT&T that said: “Tim: He’ll fuck your shit up” but they took it away :(
(dramatization, may not have actually happened)
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Randy needs bloop hit to get going
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
One good thing about Wrigley
It was the site of my son’s first ballgame:
Bad thing about Wrigley: they lost that day.
Actually, in three years in Chicago, I went to 6 Wrigley games – when the Cubs were playing the Giants, they were 3-0. When they were playing other teams, the Cubs were 0-3.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lol jinxcb9
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
From 1999-2003, the Giants were like 15-2 in games I went to. Hasn’t worked that way since, though.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Well, the Giants were actually pretty good from 1999-2003.
Not so much since then.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is true.
One of those losses, as I’ve mentioned before, was the 1-0 18 inning game.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
They were awful when I went to Candlestick to see them.
When Pac Bell opened, they started winning when I saw them.
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I was at the last Giants win ever at Candlestick.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I was at the last Friday game ever at Candlestick.
The Giants lost and the Diamondbacks clinched the division.
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Mine was also the last night game. It was actually warm and pleasant, though. The baseball gods wanted to leave on a good note.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Don’t make me come back there and separate you two.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
That kid is cool
organizational prospect #8
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rank him between Noonan and Gillaspie.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Cubs fan catching fail
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Flam was a little fooled off the bat there.
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So, I think the 3 runs is all we’re gonna get.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I think your right
Billy Ripken is a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
TAKE A PITCH, [irregular player who doesn't hit well]
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
Jaun Uribe has a personal rule
He MUST swing at the first pitch
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Manny Burriss
Our saving grace
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Lincecums got a nice swing. Very smooth
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Burriss is hot!
If this continues, he could become a viable MVP candidate.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Second place, after Rod Barajas.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Barajas is in the AL. Duh!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
does he qualify for rookie of the year?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
in the Edinson Volquez kinda way, yes.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
After reading this:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/10/16/dominican.uribe.shooting.ap/index.html
I will no longer talk smack about Juan Uribe.
Billy Ripken is a douche bag.
could be hazardous to my health
Billy Ripken is a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I always hated Miles when he was a Rockie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Isn’t he a Bay-Area guy?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
(minus the hyphen)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I think he’s from Antioch, maybe? But I still hate him because he was always a .300/.320/.320 type guy who hit .350 against the Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
*Pittsburg
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Don’t a lot of crappy hitters do well against the Giants?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
And I hate them all
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
the jponry hate train
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
She is to hate what I am to rage.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Hopefully she doesn’t get her hate from the same place you get your rage.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
as do crappy pitchers
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Going back, at least, to Mark Portugal.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sit
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Did you know
A mile is 1609 meters?
( I think)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
STFD MILES
HAHA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m confused by what this box score says:
The Giants scored three times in one inning?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
they thought it was the 10th inning of yesterday’s game
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT FUKUDOME IS SPELLED SIMILARLY TO?
Funkdome.
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ohhhhh yeahhhh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That is what Goofus calls his house.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
too bad the Cubs fans think he’s Chinese
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
When I lived in Chicago, I lived near an area known as “New Chinatown.” Who lived there? Vietnamese immigrants.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
To be fair, there is one one dim sum place in the neighborood, along with the 20 or so pho places.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that “The Christian Gentleman” wouldn’t catch on as a baseball nickname these days.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Fuck that
That’s a sweet nickname.
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you know you’ve got to be a badass with that nickname
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
God forbid
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed it was a hanger
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
WOOHOO
Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
FACT: The “Gracie Combatives” video is in the Gay porn section of your local video store.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
0-19 now, I think.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and randy only has 1 hit this month.
not talking, runs, rbis, homers….the CF+RF combo has accounted for 1 hit this month.
facepalm. winn-style.
Schierholtz has had a couple start this month.
Unfortunately, he didn’t hit too well in them.
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Quick!
Now is the time for your GM to buy low on him!
…
Oh you’re a Giatns fan as well. Can you blame me for trying?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
according to the AP manufacturing runs is down in the bay area, on the rise nationwide
Billy Ripken is a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Random Chicago holiday information
Every year, they dye the Chicago River green for St. Patrick’s Day. Unfortunately, they don’t dye it blue for the rest of the year.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
When I was in Chicago last year, took a tour of the river and its lock system. Quite interesting.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
You know the story of how its flow was reverse, then
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Kuip: Just like the old days! I mean, the real old days when Mike Krukow used to pitch here.
Judgment Day is coming
comics | art | Nattowear
The first inning was clearly an anomaly, the universe has restored order
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Amy G?
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Is there any thing worse than the nats’ bullpen?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Next week actually
5/11-5/13
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
The anticipation is already killing me.
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Velez
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
LOL Bonds breaks a window like 700 feet away
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
So I just got here
and gameday doesn’t work on this computer. :( Can someone give me a quick recap of what’s happened so far? I see Bengie hit a 3-run homer in the first inning. nice.
you’ve seen it all, then
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Tim Lincecum is a pretty decent pitcher.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
It’s almost like Bochy told the hitters “Three runs is plenty for Timmy, you guys can take the rest of the day off.”
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
No, I think we’re just watching the Giants.
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STFD HOFF-SOMETHING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD FONTELOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i think fonteNOT
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
lol Kuip says Manny just tossed the ball too hard and it went into the seats.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Ah, I wondered why a fan was tossing it back into the dugout.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Give him an error
luckily for Scales they were at home. Otherwise I don’t think that ball would be coming back.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
As long as the run doesnt score, I have no problem with the Bo Scales hit.
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Koyie = massive name fail
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
OH GOD THE PITCHER’S GONNA HIT
THIS IS NO GOOD
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Exactly what I was thinking
OH NO PITCHER!
by CaliforniaBone on May 5, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck shit damn crap
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I couldn’t see that coming at all.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WHAT THE HELL THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
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shit thats fuck
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
A hit to a career minor leaguer….a walk to a guy named Koyie..an an RBI for Cat Power. UGH.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
From this point onward, any Giants pitcher who pitches around an 8th place hitter to get to the opposing pitcher should be slapped in the face.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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it’s a good thing Randy Johnson and Jonathan Sanchez are Giants. Against our pitching, they’d look liek Babe Ruth + Barry Bonds x Ted Williams.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Have the Giants not seen the pattern yet?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
i don’t see anybody laughing
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t get how this happens so often… do our pitchers just not take opposing pitchers seriously? Do they just decide “LOL I’ll just throw him junk down the middle!” After everything that’s happened?
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needed more “FINISH HIM”
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
TIM
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gathright needs to stop fouling pitches off
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
I wish we had some hitters who would do that, though. God I hate 8 pitch innings and that they always happen to our hitters and not our pitchers.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lol
The Giants have actually only allowed opposing pitchers to hit .132/.164/.226 this year.
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With RISP they’re hitting like 1.200 though.
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BB-REF DOESN’T HAVE THAT OKAY?
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Don’t confuse us with the facts.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
NO SWING THROUGH STUFF
THIRD STARTER AT BEST
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t-t-t-t-t-tap
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for all your bong making needs…
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
some hits from Rowand and Winn would be nice.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
i lol'd irl
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OT - Footy Spoiler
Could be worse…you could be an Arsenal supporter.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
Lots of 1-0 games and guys who can’t hit a ball with their hands. What’s the difference?
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Pitch Count thru 5
Timmy – 80 (not bad)
Marshall – 64 (ugh)
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY JAMES JOYCE WITH AN EYEPATCH FUCK YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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You just reminded me of the time I adapted Molly Bloom's soliloquy into a pro-signing-Manny-Ramirez rant
He shall wear a Giants hat and how he smacked the ball under the Willie Mays wall and he thought as well San Francisco as another and then he asked for a contract extension and asked again yes and then he asked for more money yes Sabean said yes my burly slugger and he put his arms around the bat yes and cocked it against his shoulder so he could feel the wood all pie tar yes and the crowd was going like mad and yes he hit it yes home run Yes.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That should’ve been “pine tar,” by the way. I’m just copying and pasting here.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
mmmmm pie tar
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Incidentally
Is there any special reason Sandoval isn’t playing today, or is it just a random day off?
It kind of makes me weep to see our one hot hitter sitting while the game’s in a real hitters’ park.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Uribe needs playing time to stay loose.
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he came into the game hitting .800 off Marshall
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
in 5 AB?
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Bochy style thinking
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants don’t need offense when Timmy pitches
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, remember how Rowand was supposed to get more time off this year?
That’s never going to happen.
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Honestly
Velez might be an improvement at this point
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It’s not in a lot of ABs, but he is actually hitting worse than Rowand this year.
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I remember last year when Roberts went on the DL, and Bochy explained that they called up Clay Timpner instead of Schierholtz because they needed someone who could play CF when Rowand needed a day off.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Would that be the same Clay Timpner who played 2 innings in left and struck out twice in 2 ABs before they sent him back down?
I know we’re talking 25th man moves, not exactly earthshattering in importance, but that was a really dumb one.
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Rowand BA Watch
.218
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HE ALREADY HAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
.231 for Burriss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Someone should sit Rowand down and show him that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’ll just run into more walls to make up for it.
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I’m expecting him t try to catch a fly ball with his teeth any day now.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that reminds me:
I heard on the pre game that someone hit a wall in a game last night and had to be carted off the field
Someone needs a day off...
yeah, I’m looking at you Rowand.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
Lucky, but he needed it
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
a hit!!
oh 2 outs?……..oh…..nevermind
by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe, DO SOMETHING GOOD
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Winn has a pulse!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
TRUE TALES OF JCB9 NOT BEING A LOSER
Since we got home from the SJ Giants game, I haven’t left the block where we live.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Sounds like my dad
We went to the Giants game on Saturday. Before that he hadn’t left the house in 3 days.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
Helps that I work from home.
And also that I can hardly walk at the moment. Otherwise, I walk about 4-5 miles a day.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Overly agressive hack, yikes
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
HITTER’S COUNT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Still reading that as “Hitler’s Count.”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
No Czechoslovakia love? :(
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Nope
Czechoslovakia split in the 90’s. I heard it was peaceful though and the kids took it well.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the 90s yet when Hitler took over.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Or Denmark or the Netherlands…
I have a lot of regrets about that post.
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PEOPLE OF CZECH DESCENT UNITE!
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I guess that missed somewhere
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
How has he taken 4 pitches in one at bat?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I like the way Kuip says it’s a “Hiiiiiiiiigh pop up”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Except I really hate it because it means the Giants just hit a high pop up on a 3-1 count.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The problem
It was a hitter’s count and we don’t have any of those.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
so are we all pretty sure that Juan Uribe sucks?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Honestly, he’s fine as a backup MIF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
For a Backup MILF, though, he fails and fails hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
and me
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Eh
He’s probably more qualified to be a backup MILF
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
xanthan says he’s better than Joe Carter.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Throw strikes to the midget guy
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
so
what’s going on with Tim’s velocity?
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Kuip said it was 94-95 when he was pitching well, I don’t know how it is now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pretty consistently 90-91 on gameday
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
if you are falling behind to Aaron Miles, your control is going.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Walking Aaron Miles
FAIL
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
THROW
STRIKES
GIANTS
PITCHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s cruel that the Giants don’t facilitate the drunkenness of all their fans. Only the ones who pay extra get that complimentary boozing assistance.
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This wont end well
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions
I….don’t see what you did there.
I mean, I know what a eunuch is, but other than that…
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fred takes some scary routes to flyballs
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
What was up with the bat flip?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
When Flem said “but Lewis is there,” I got very nervous
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Things haven’t been good since Flem moved over to the TV side.
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It wasn’t even on the warning track.
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TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Question
If the future of your organization, a young pitcher with some of the best stuff in the game, was throwing his fastball 5-6 mph below his normal speed and couldn’t hit his spots…would you leave him in the game? Just saying, it’d be nice to see him not throw 5000 pitches today.
Hasn’t his fastball been in the low 90s all year?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
90/91 on gameday
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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that’s a trick to get the Giants to take him out of the game early.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
meh
I won’t complain unless he comes out for the 7th
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I think the stadium gun has him in the mid-90s.
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Wow, it seems much earlier than the 6th inning. 11:20 AM starts are weird.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
STFD LEE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
From my point of view the Jedi are evil
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
QUIT SCARING ME GIANTS OUTFIELDERS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Especially with the pitcher likely to bat next inning
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
here’s a chance for Bochy to prove himself not insane
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
No, please.
Which probably means yes.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Shouldn't
but with Bochy? Who knows?
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I’d prefer to take him out but I’m 99% sure he’ll be out there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That was not a happy bunt.
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That guy’s so happy, he scares me.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Burriss gets two good hits and then he tries to bunt in his third AB? off a LHP? How fucking stupid is that?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
They’ll never see it coming!
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What a waste of an at bat
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
that was lackluster
12-11 - Giants have won 6 out of first 8 series this year.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Goddamnit Bochy
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
and...
Lincecum stays in
12-11 - Giants have won 6 out of first 8 series this year.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Bochy riding Lincecum
Almost literally
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
dnw that mental image
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
'bochy riding lincecum' GIS result
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Can we fire Bochy now please?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Why cant we have innings where the pitcher throws more then 12 pitches?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Fontenot, Scales and Hill in the 7th
But the Cubs obviously have a bit of a deep bench atm.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Those three are more than enough to get the job done.
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CONGRATS GIANTS HITTERS ON GETTING THE BALL OUT OF THE INFIELD
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
How many pitches in that inning – like 8? Just what Lincecum needed after that last inning.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Premature but probably eventually accurate use of the past tense alert!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Little Dribblers
Your 2009 San Francisco Giants
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
dibblers
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz we have 3 innings to go and only have a one run lead.
by positiveuphemism on May 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This HD looks awful
It’s a w/s feed but in SD. WTF.
by positiveuphemism on May 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
was the same last night
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game. -Rod Kanehl. Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis
by j14 on May 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The girl in that McDonald’s commercial is cute.
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Great inning, Giants.
Warrior spirit is alive and well.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Marshall has thrown 86 pitches thru 7. Not quite Madduxesque, but not surprised against these slop hackers.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
dunno if lincecum should be out this inning :O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Which means Bochy will probably send him out for the 8th.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
TIM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Sure sign of trouble...
- Mike Fontenot
- Bobby Scales
- Koyie Hill
- Pitcher’s spot
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
involuntary manslaughterer’s row
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
UGLY SHIRTLESS WHITE GUY WHO LOVES AMERICA ALERT.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That was some interesting defense right there.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Anyone else hear that?
Are they chanting “Rowand Sucks”?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
he’s out there with nothing but Randy Winn.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
TIM!!!!!
FINISH HIM!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
by tobias on May 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
six bullpen outs...
and we’re home free.
"The dreams ain't broken down here now, they're walking with a limp" --TW
As shaky as Lincecum has looked
His line ain’t bad: 7 IP, 7 K, 2.57 ERA, 0.86 WHIP
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
We’re all more than a bit tough on Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We’re tough on the Giants we love. And also the ones we hate.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Will Bochy leave him in?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I wish this was just a funny ha-ha joke.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
GRACIE COMBATIVES!!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
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