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Winning a Series with Five Runs or Less: How Rare Is It?

The Giants have two series wins this season in which they’ve scored five runs or less for the entire series. Hey, that’s kind of quirky, I thought. Maybe it would be worth it to go through the schedules from previous years and see when the last time that happened was.

It started as an innocent question. It turned into something that defeated me. It was like eating a canister of Pringles; by the end, you aren’t tasting potato chips, you just taste salty, mustachio-flecked mush. I fell asleep with a laptop on my lap, and that was almost certainly sterilizing me. Don’t ever tell me that I haven’t made sacrifices for this site.

I made it to 1979. In the past thirty years, the Giants have won just one series in which they scored five runs or less. The Giants took two of three from the Dodgers from June 23rd to June 25th, 2003, even though the Giants only scored five runs.

That answers the question about five runs in a series, but the Giants only scored four runs in a series win against the Diamondbacks early this year. I went back to check 1968 – one of the most pitching-heavy seasons of the modern era – and a four-run series win didn’t even happen then. The Giants had two series wins in ’68 in which they scored five runs, and that includes two-game series. The team ERA that year: 2.71.

It’s rare that the Giants have lost a three-game series when scoring four runs. That kind of hitting futility just doesn’t happen that often, win or lose.

Grand summary point: Don’t get used to this. Tell your friends and your family that we’ve just seen two series wins that are almost as uncommon as perfect games. Tell the world. Because right now, there are people thinking, "Well, yeah, pitching is 80% of the game, and any of our starters can throw a shutout every time out. We just need to scratch one or two runs out, and we’ll be fine." That’s crazy talk. Unfortunately, there’s a little anecdotal evidence to support theory now.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m thrilled at the wins. The Giants are making a habit of taking two games out of a three-game series, and it’s been fun. But either the offense needs to improve, even just a little bit, or the fun stops. You know that. I know you know that. You know I know you know that. It’s even more of a historic anomaly than we might have realized, though. Here’s hoping that they actually hit a little bit.

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I’m still convinced that they’re bound to hit at least a bit better than this. Of course, I was hoping that would start happening after we faced some worse pitchers and then we scored like 2 runs off of Jason Marquis and Jason Hammel, so…

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by jponry on May 4, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

as long as randy winn gets back to his consistency, we’ll be fine.

by KINGofCRA5H on May 4, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks joe!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just needs to concetrate harder

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( miss them

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by bondslegend on May 5, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure it's possible for this to continue

is our team BABIP like .150 or something? It honestly does seem impossible that the entire team is so terrible offensively.

That said, I was in the “the pitching is good enough to compensate for terrible offense” crowd, so what do I know?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The team’s BABIP is .305.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SFG/2009-batting.shtml

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by groug on May 4, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

so can we expect a REGRESSiON from this performance?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most likely path for improvement is not to let things play out, but for the team to stop striking out so damn much.

Lookin’ at you, Ishikawa.

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by groug on May 4, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa Guzman

(fixed?)

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by hairball on May 4, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair to Ishi, it looks like him and Freddie Lewis are in some sort of competition to see who is gonna lead the team in strikeouts.

Thankfully, at least Freddie Lewis can get on base at times.

by Squire_Boone on May 4, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, at least Fred hasn’t struck out since Wednesday, and he only had one that day, which is encouraging since he had a hat trick the previous two nights. Hopefully he fixed something.

by sfgiantsgirl on May 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but Fred balances it out by getting on base a lot, even if a lot of that comes from a BABIP of almost .500

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by groug on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSTAINABLE!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s really remarkable about Ishikawa’s futility is that it takes 4 strikes to strike him out.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol they clarified that, the second pitch was actually called a ball – it didn’t touch Ishikawa’s bat.

by sfgiantsgirl on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

some clarification. they’re either incompetent or the ball that hit the bat didn’t.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that second one.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it grazed Iannetta’s glove.

by sfgiantsgirl on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

AB still sucked though.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sure as heck didn’t look like it.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, as xanthan points out below (SCOOPED because I’m higher in the thread!) this team has been awful with RISP. SO there should be more runs, even if the number of baserunners should be adjusted a bit downward.

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by groug on May 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think...

That this picture provides photo evidence of how bad a teammate Matt Cain really is.

Right before this picture was taken Matt Cain turned to Randy Winn and said coldly:

“Randy, I banged your wife.”

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on May 4, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder they don’t score runs for him!!!!!! rxmeister is vindicated!

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by TexasRanger on May 4, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a microcosm of the young season. Winn was unable to come up big in important situations, so Cain pounded the zone inside, changed speeds and showed command.

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by Goofus on May 4, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants wives have sex with Matt Cain because they have sex with Matt Cain.

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by ResDog on May 4, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tautology!

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by cornball on May 4, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d

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by Andy from DC on May 4, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife is in a coma.

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by WalrusMan on May 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All weekend and even today, I’ve been thinking about how good this team’s pitching is and how bad the offense is.

I’ve decided I much prefer this to the other way around. If we had a bunch of mashers, and crappy pitching, it would be more maddening and frustrating. The current team seems to have a much better chance to stay in games than a team that scores 5 runs in an inning and gives up 7 the next.

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by Goofus on May 4, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It is definitely more fun to watch a team of mashers – I was in Baltimore in 1996 and that was a riot – but I know I’ve read a study somewhere (and I can’t find it now, grrrr) that a team that scores little and allows little will outperform the high-scoring and high-allowing team in the postseason, given identical records.

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by antinous on May 4, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarification

I did not mean to imply that the postseason was in our future. Just making an observation about other types of teams that could theoretically end up in the postseason.

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by antinous on May 4, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONTENDERS!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually SEEMS to be true...

I had always figured that to be true despite not having any evidence for it.

Interesting stuff though.

by AmorVincitOmnia on May 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we trade for the phillies line up (minus Victorino and Werth)?

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by say hey nation on May 4, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

…I remember watching the Rockies circa 95/96; they were that kind of a team and pretty fun to watch. There was no such thing as an insurmountable lead. They could give up nine runs in the first four innings and still come back to win, or lay an eleven run inning on their opponents (both games happen to be against the Padres, so feel free to attribute this to misplays by Bochy).

Of course, like the 2009 Giants they could also be insanely frustrating.

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by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

If both teams are lucky to make the playoffs, I’d prefer the team with the goodpitching.

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by Goofus on May 4, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would too...

…I was just saying that both can be fun to watch, and probably about equally frustrating.

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by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Today I was killing time looking at the Giants’ stats this year on baseball-reference.com. I was surprised to see that, despite the poor OBP, Richie had put up a SLG of .486. Then I realized that my eyes had jumped a column, and I was looking at his OPS.

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by antinous on May 4, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol'd

and then I cried.

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by jponry on May 4, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia actually has been worse than Ishikawa this year.

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by groug on May 4, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's unpossible. He is hitting against LHP, while Ishi faces the RHP.

Ergo, Aurilia must be hitting as well or better than Ishi. Did they not teach Logic 101 at whatever school you and groud attended?

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by Mayor of 311 on May 4, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got the game-winning RBI all is forgiven

by ACgiant97 on May 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

a four-run season win didn’t even happen then.

lolwut

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by Zetsuboushita on May 4, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

a four-run season win didn’t even happen then.

fixed.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Now it makes sense

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad, with this pitching it’s a perfect playoff team. If it only could score enough wins to get there…

by revdmv on May 4, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, its kind of a shame that this staff isn’t going to go to the postseason— If Howry and Wilson work out the kinks they’re pretty much as good as you could hope for top to bottom.

by thethrillisgone on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, exactly

are we writing off playoff hopes in early may? When we’re 12-11, have one of the best staffs in baseball, and are playing in a weak division? Y’all are haters. GO BE PADRES FANS!!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEARGH!!!!!!

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by hairball on May 4, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one would like to continue with the crazy talk

The less we score the more we win.

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by ResDog on May 4, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that does seem to be an intentional strategy…and it’s working!

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stats Shmatz

All of our success to date has been against the reputedly weak NL West. So, while I am very happy with what we have been watching, May will be a bit more revealing with the Nats, Mets, Mariners, Braves, and Cardinals on the schedule.

If we are still around .500 on June 1, I will be very excited!

by toofruss on May 4, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, the Nats will be the true test of us.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shairon Martis will no hit us.

by Natto on May 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The philly announcer were talking about how SF would like to have him in the rotation now and shouldn’t have traded him away. While I agree with not trading him, I think SF is pretty content with rotation

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by say hey nation on May 4, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could still trade him for Mike Stanton.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Mike Stanton

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by cornball on May 4, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants had Martis back...

…he’d be the ace of the Grizzlies rotation right about now.

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by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty content with not having to listen to Philly announcers on a game-daily basis

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

but only for 7 innings

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will sign Mike S. to a one day contract and he will come in and strike out the side in the 9th

by ACgiant97 on May 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy
The Giants have won their first five home series of the year for the first time since moving to San Francisco in 1958. That’s significant for a team that compiled losing records at home in three of the previous four seasons. Winning all four “rubber” games they have played in three-game series has helped.

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by Natto on May 4, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!! I would of thought one those late 90’s early 00’s team would have done it

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by say hey nation on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah!

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah again!

(I passed the picture again scrolling back to the top of the page)

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m holding on to my optimism even though all series except the Brewers are from the NL West. I’m not sure if I have a morbid curiosity to see what will happen with the East and Central teams. We’ll see if I’m just delusional or overjoyed.

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by timmeh on May 4, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take the wins too

but scoring 3.5 runs per game isn’t going to keep a team at or near .500 for long. I enjoyed April, but fear the rest of the season.

Also,

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reminds me of a certain Penny Arcade comic.

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by j14 on May 4, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

There are times when I would prefer the Giants to get blown out rather then lose a game by 1 run. When they are constantly leaving RISP with less than 2 outs in a close game, my soul is ripped out of my flesh suit, fashioned into the latest cutting utencil by Ronco®, and then jammed into my ear.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have the worst BA with RISP in the majors. It’s .216.

by xanthan on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but….
they are ranked 9th overall for Pitcher BA: .116

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by say hey nation on May 4, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of Jon Stewart

“Congratulations for being the skinniest kid at fat camp”

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or should I say, the 9th skinniest kid

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's bound to go up.

Not to imply it’ll be good, just not that wretched.

by AmorVincitOmnia on May 4, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you!

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by NuschlerFace on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without realizing these facts...

I had been thinking that soon, the Giants pitching was going to start being less effective (but still really good), and their hitting was going to become a bit more effective. Ultimately this would enable about the same number of wins (maybe a bit less; but .500 is about where I figured the Giants to be).

But if you really look at it, the Giants offense is horrible, even compared to last year.
Molina, Lewis and Sandoval are essentially the only starters actually HITTING the ball. And Lewis has been frustrating with his inability to knock in runs.
I think it’s only realistic for the Giants offense to get a little better. Rowand isn’t going to bat .240 all season, Renteria isn’t going to bat .250 all season, Winn isn’t going to bat .220 all season, and I personally don’t believe Burriss is going to continue to bat .210.
Also, I don’t believe Lewis’ glove is going to continue to be this frustrating…
So yeh… Things are gonna even out sooner or later.

by AmorVincitOmnia on May 4, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree. And Burriss has been hitting better already! :)

by sfgiantsgirl on May 4, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots and lots of assumptions in there. Rowand and Winn are probably the most likely to improve out of your group, Rowand is due for a hot steak as he’s OPS+ing 15 points lower than last year. And Winn has been a notoriously slow starter in recent years. Renteria, on the other hand, is almost the exact same hitter he was last year, so I’m not too excited for an actual improvement from him. And Burriss, well, he just looks overmatched. I’d be surprised if he stays above the Mendoza line the whole year (if he doesn’t get sent first). As for 1st base, well that’s just a sink-hole and I don’t think the current characters will be part of a Giants’ team that makes the playoffs. The real change will probably come in the timeliness of the hits, as you alluded to above.

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by cornball on May 4, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep with a laptop on my lap, and that was almost certainly sterilizing me. Don’t ever tell me that I haven’t made sacrifices for this site.

If you optimize your processor voltage you could probably get around a 20% core temperature reduction and longer battery life.

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By 20% I mean peak (highest multiplier), you’ll probably get somewhere around 5-10% core temp reduction at your lowest (idle) multiplier.

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by Zetsuboushita on May 4, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are 29th in SLG at .371

The A’s are last with .333. Wow!

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by ResDog on May 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The A’s offense is replacement level.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yerp. I didn’t realize they were that impotent. I think they need a line-up wide scrip for vardenafil.

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by cornball on May 4, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Yerp a new medical term?

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on May 4, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I use it all the time in my notes: “Patient is a 65yo male who presents with rash on the feet. Initial reaction: yerp.”

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by cornball on May 4, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

blerg

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really needed to make a big move in the offseason, like trading for Matt Holliday or something.

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by groug on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, right.

Like the A’s would ever make a move like that.

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by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Giambi could be a good fit for their team.

by Natto on May 4, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’ve learned that Nomar is no longer with the Dodgers. Maybe the A’s could use him as a backup.

by non sequitur on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like for every Dodger move that’s worked out, there’s been an equal A’s move that has not.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley for Andre Ethier

by Natto on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really rather Ethier was still with the A’s. I’m not crazy about them also having Loney, Martin, and Kemp — they’ve got three young guys that may be better than anyone in our lineup. And that’s not even getting to Hudson the cyclist, Furcal, and Dreadlock.

by non sequitur on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have said that the A’s position players are replacement level.

They have a collective WAR of 0.

They are a few runs over replacement on defense.

Therefore their entire offense is below replacement level.

The Giants are like .2 wins above replacement.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A’s are hitting like a team of Neifi Perezes.

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by jponry on May 4, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have “canon” or “hoses” for arms?
I believe that is how Neifi arm was described.

Minor White > Ansel Adams

by say hey nation on May 4, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Holliday

It’s weird.

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by hairball on May 4, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Coors Field…

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more than just the Coors effect

Holliday on the road, 2006-2008: .296 / .370 / .486
Holliday, 2009: .233 / .281 /.367

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Boss, 1979 was thirty years ago. Yes, we are getting old.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 4, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/is acutely aware of this fact.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. That’s why I wrote “thirty.”

(Just now…)

by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

elias sports bureau?

by Fresburg on May 4, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis is leading off again.

I thought that caused him to have teh strikeouts.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't expect a breakthrough tonight

Per Baggs:

Wind currently blowing straight in at Wrigley. Just what the Giants offense needs.

LF Lewis
SS Renteria
3B Sandoval
C Molina
CF Rowand
RF Winn
1B Ishikawa
2B Burriss
P Sanchez

by sfgreg on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

First six hitters: 50% approval rating (which goes up to 66% if defense is considered). Last two: 0%, counting defense.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss has been hitting better the last couple games.

by sfgiantsgirl on May 4, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Sanchez doesn’t make contact at all.

by Natto on May 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum should start every game.

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by groug on May 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN!

by sayheybk on May 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is hitting 6th?

…the fuck?

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by groug on May 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Remember, don’t shoot the white ones.”

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at this guy.( Puts chair leg where leg is supposed to be) How hard is that.(Guy has happy face.)

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awsum

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by Goofus on May 4, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want him higher, or lower?

Randy Winn’s last 2 weeks < Emmanuel Burriss’ season to date

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am not opposed to the move. He can hit higher in the order when he gets his head out of his ass.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking about it a little more, I guess it’s fine. I should have saved my hysterical overreaction for the gamethread.

Still, he’s been awful enough that if you don’t have any confidence in him, you should just give him the day off. So there’s my opinion, Bruce Bochy, since I know you diligently read the comments on this site.

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by groug on May 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that it really matters where anyone 1-6 hits.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have a lineup full of 7th hitters.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making Burriss our best hitter.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on May 4, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

…some popouts will drop in for hits with the wind… or maybe not.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 4, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should start Velez in CF for the luls.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Steve Bartman will interfere with all our popouts

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McCC = McClain Chronicles

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Offense

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, Ben is a creepy little mofo

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly a Dodger fan.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I generally call him “a creepy little shrimp”

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by groug on May 4, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has some weird eyes, they bug out too far.

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 4, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say that Michael Emerson’s performance as Ben has been quite probably the single best reason to watch Lost the last two seasons.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really is

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 4, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The amazing part was how forgetful he was at first (when he was just a no-name guy getting tortured), which was the point.

by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree. The storylines have become borderline insane. But as a loyal follower, I will continue to watch the show.

Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 4, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s starting to look like it’s coming around, though. I was worried about the storyline for a minute there, but last week’s was really good

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 5, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 5, 2009 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hurley = Giants pitching staff

by Natto on May 4, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch Lost but I love Ben.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 4, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should watch lost

it’s awesome

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on May 5, 2009 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

What I took out of this article: The 2009 Giants have better pitching than the 1968 Giants!

I’m fairly confident that there was no greater point that I am missing. I am really excited about the rest of the season and the dominating Giants pitching!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 4, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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