It's back

I haven't seen anything about it here (although, I haven't been reading McC as much lately), but the best SF Giants blog is back on the web.

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Call It The Most Triumph!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on May 31, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions

The previous entries had me dying of laughter, this one wasnt as good. A gem however:

He’s a middle-of-the-rotation catcher, but initially would cut twenty-first in the Giants’s rotation

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 31, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions

So Good!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on May 31, 2009 11:22 PM PDT reply actions

SF Giants Blog never left, it was always in here

/touches heart

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jun 1, 2009 5:32 AM PDT reply actions

Also, my brain just melted:

Any parking lot can flee tough spearheading with a punctual wedge, but it takes a punctual comedian to begin with the field.

So true!

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jun 1, 2009 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions

This is my favorite.

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 1, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez. I know, I know. But at this point, who knows?

Magnificent.

"Are we bad? No. But right now, we are." Boulderskull, 4.16.09

by Kitspool on Jun 1, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions

How many times do you toothlessly think about anything?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

I can’t recall the last time I had any toothful thoughts.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
Chatterbalks dot com: Still with jokes. Now with updates.

by groug on Jun 1, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Wait, I’m pretty sure that’s pure unadulterated Grant prose.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on Jun 1, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

An oldie

Liriano revolted to dominance in the seventh half of ’08

Yeah! Anarchy! Take that, Minnesota Twins! /kicks over a bucket and hands out socialist reading material

Also I like that the blog has math skills on part with my own. Seventh half.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 1, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions

this is over my head, what am i missing here?
is super greg #1 the author?

i adopt Les Plack, D.D.S. for the following reasons:
1. greatest name for occupation ever (except maybe lesbian prostitute sharon bottoms)
2. i am hoping for free dental care from my son (if he ever hears of this)
3. When asked a question about how he felt about Manny being suspended, Les replied "All smiles"

by Headhunter Rollins on Jun 1, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions

How about a Flaky trade?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on Jun 1, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions

After a 4-minute chase, Johnson devoured Scherzer whole and sporadically the carcass for scavengers. Are you freaking kidding me?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on Jun 1, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions

Then there are the polished Giants hitters. I’d guess.

Well, you’d guess wrong, because we don’t have any of those. Also, I liked this part:

The Padres play in San Diego, which was rated as the solidest locker room for cycling in 1996.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 1, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions

That is some amazing steroid mockery. How did it come up with it? I wonder where it pulled that sentence from.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jun 1, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions

The problem is you have people that have been in the stupendously large leagues for 2, 1 years, and they think they own the Orioles.

I’ve been trying to break into the stupendously large leagues for years now because of the high number of owning the Orioles opportunities therein.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 1, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

This quote is accurate. I was in the stupendously large leagues for a year and a half. At the time I thought I owned the Orioles, but it turns out I never did.

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Jun 2, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions