Gamethread II
by Natto on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM PDT
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LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is it weird, I always feel like I HAVE to say something when a new gameday thread opens, even if I can’t think of anything more creative than “LOL”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
This is why I just yell whatever comes to mind.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
PIE!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Since when do any of us have anything creative to say ever?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
109!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
AT BEST!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWSS
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
lol love it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Rent not looking so hot today
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
FP is horrible.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
I thought he was passable so far
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Yes and I wish Dave hadn’t just said, “I agree with you in almost every circumstance.”
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
well, Bengie’s making some better contact the last few innings.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
So Flemm just told me Khalil Greene is on the DL with social anxiety disorder.
I’m laughing my face off. Am I a bad person?
If I had that hair I would have social anxiety disorder too.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
you are an evil person
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Spicoliosis
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a variant of colitis.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m pretty sure I had an undiagnosed anxiety disorder when I was a teenager, but even I think it’s funny. it’s Khalil Greene so even I think it’s funny.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I’m also laughing my face off. I had a bad case of the crazies for a while, and I still laugh at him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rasmus?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Cripes crusty crispy crap
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It's okay to walk him here
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Nice pitch
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
x2
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
hell
somehow I already know this is going to be bad.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
BARRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD PUJOLS
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN ALBERT POOHOLES!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Krukow mentioned Rueter earlier
Which reminded me of one of the only good moves Bob Quinn made as GM – Kirk Rueter and Tim Scott for Mark Leiter.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
SIT MR. HOLES
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Zito just struck out Pujols after falling behind 2-0.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I like this Zito
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I thought that was going to be bad for a second.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m hungry, but I want to watch the game :(
/still living in a bed and breakfast… no apartment until monday
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Speaking of which
If we had food talk, I missed it.
My wife’s making scallion pancakes. Also some dumplings, I think.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Burgers w/ onions and mushrooms, baked beans and salad w/ tomatoes and feta.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
mmmm, feta.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I made omelettes with it this morning and it’s the magic cheese.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MMMMMMMMMM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I say I'm hungry and you jerks start talking about food?
grrrrrrrr…
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Can you run out quickly to a fast food place or something? :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Speaking of fast food
I ran by Jack in the Box during my morning errands to get a tropical smoothie, and the one near my house has an ordering kiosk inside now. You order and pay from the kiosk via a touchscreen set up. It’s similar to the self-checkout things at grocery stores. I was just surprised to see it at a Jack in the Box.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Our local Jack in the Box closed down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
D:
I love JIB.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Our local Jack in the Box is pictured on Wikipedia!
:DDDDD
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 30, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
cheesy double beef burrito from taco bell
not my choice by any means, but my sister picked it up for me and I don’t feel like cooking.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We had pan-seared chicken breasts marinated in soy sauce and ginger, sweet potato fries, and green salad.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If that had been his brother
he would have been out.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
It’s confusing when they refer to Molina without specifying which one.
Judgment Day is coming
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Ankiel’s been hitting like he wants to toe the rubber.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I really like this Zito
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
good pitching by the Z man
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Ouch
Most lopsided game since the Twins beat the White Sox 20-1 a couple of weeks ago.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
a lot of A’s games have those kind of scores lately. ha ha.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT BILLY BEANE IS GENIUS.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LOLKLAND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
How’s Anderson and refusing to give me Snider working out for you!?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
With Pujols still in the lineup, a one run lead makes me nervous.
Judgment Day is coming
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the players need to release some stress, get more confident and score some damn runs for Zito.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
CHASING A WOMAN THROUGH MASS TRANSIT SELLS TICKETS!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
the message of that commercial is that women aren’t safe on BART if there are GIants players on board.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
OT: How many cookies is too many?
There’s been about 40 hanging around the house, and I ate 11 in 24 hours. I want more. Should I cut myself off? They’re soft homemade chocolate chip, if that helps.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
soft homemade chocolate chip
NO SUCH THING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that they’re soft homemade chocolate chip does NOT help to stop eating them, I’m sure.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god there’s nothing in this world better than homemade soft chocolate chip cookies that are all gooey and shit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure I'll get a bunch of disagreement here
But soft, chewy Peanut butter cookies
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
hell yes
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand
CANNON
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
ERRANT THROWIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
so it looks like it'll be
Orlando vs. LA in the Finals.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Well crap
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
/regresses
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
My son just swallowed a penny
This shouldn’t be a problem, right?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
4
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Should be ok. It will probably pass.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I'm thinking, too
I just thought I’d check.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
how old was the penny?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Beats me
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Wait a few hours and see if there’s any change.
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh geez
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
you’re horrible!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070108194143AAQCjWm
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
go thru the comments
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on
This guy’s name is Brendan! He can’t be good.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
suddenly in my head
Lincoln Duncan is my name and here’s my song
Here’s my song
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The couple in the next room, s’bound to win a prize…
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
great song.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
aka Mocha
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
extra innings would not be good for my stomach
especially with you guys talking about cookies and stuff now
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
I BLAME YOU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fuck
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking shit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
BAD ZITO
He hammered that on a 2 strike count. >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh, good. Poo Holes is up.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Of course Bochy leaves him in there until the game is blown.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
^^ 100% hindsight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What offense is this?
Speeding? Jaywalking?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Man, I go to put my son to bed and you guys cough up the lead.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THESE THINGS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Well. I almost never get to watch or listen to a game all the way through without interruption these days. They’re bound to screw up while I’m not around sometimes.
NOT MY FAULT.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
STOP. LEAVING. HIM. IN. FOR. THE. SEVENTH. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFUUUUUUUUCK
Erm… sorry.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
that's just foul
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
perv
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
SJ Giants
Your first WTF of the evening: Edwin Quirarte is on in relief….in the third inning of the game. TJ Brewer didn’t last past the second.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Will such a big head, you’d think he could manage better.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I didn’t know Alaska had a DARK HEART.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
where do you think Sarah Palin came from?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Idaho, technically.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Although I noticed a while back that, if you look up Wasilla on Google Earth, someone’s labeled her house.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
true
It’s scary as fuck there too.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to tell people that I’ve been to Idaho, but I’ve never been conscious there.
I went through on Amtrack on my way from Seattle to Glacier Park, Montana – the train went through the skinny part of Idaho in the middle of the night. I slept the whole time.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Glacier Park? I was only there for two days, so I didn’t see much, but East Glacier is a nice little town (though TINY – population 300-something) and the Two Medicine Valley is gorgeous. I heard good things about Many Glacier Valley too but didn’t get to go.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
My grandparents lived in Idaho. We went to Coeur d’Alene one summer to visit. Pro Tip: Don’t go there if you’re not white. They stared at the weird Mexican kids running around their town.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and there are a lot of places you can go to get stared that’re easier to get to.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HEROES
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
In retrospect, it really sucks that Uribe didn’t score after his triple.
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It sucked at the time, too.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
lol Burriss
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I’m getting the Cards broadcasters on MLN. They just called the last double the Hardee’s Prime Cut of the game.
So many things I just learned. That there’s still a Hardee’s and they think they’re a steakhouse are two of those things.
by Duelling Brandos on May 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Now would be a good time for Nate’s first homer of the year.
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WTF I forgot Romo was back.
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WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT
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ye ye ye
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMOSEXUALS OF THE WORLD UNITE
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Fransvestites of the world demoted to Fresno. :(
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romosexuals get ready
Sergio warming.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
This guy looke like Eric Gagne’s mini me.
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get out of my BRAIN
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I saw this guy at the World Beard and Mustache Championship
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
DAMN
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Pujols a great defensive player too
NOT FAIR
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I think Poo Holes’ foot came off the bag
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
hit in to center field, hit well!
ANKIEL… takes two steps back and catches it.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
I kind of hate the Giants being called the “G-Men.”
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Sergio!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
lol love it
Appropriate.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet some of these young punks would play with the stickers still on their caps if MLB would allow it.
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K!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
to answer my own question
..minorleaguesplits reports yes, but nowhere near as well as to RHB.
Small sample size, of course, but lefties had a sub-.600 OPS against him last year.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
hence minorleaguesplits
104 IP against LHB in his minor-league career. Did pretty okay. But destroyed RHB.
Yeah, I just happened to be looking at his MLB stats when you asked, so I peaked at the splits.
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Romo for closer?
Y/Y?
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Y
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD ANKIEL
♥ROMO♥
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SIT BITCH
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Winn what the hell man
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like that was very catchable.
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I don’t know that I could make that play.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
With 2 outs, no need to dive and play it into a double
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Thurston Moore.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Kim Gordon Beckham.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
damn it
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Oh fucking hell.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
DFA ROMO
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He doesn’t have “it.” Sometimes you can just tell.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think we’re going to lose 4-3 with the tying run on third with no outs.
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I say bases loaded
..then we get a ball four, but the runner from third is struck by lightning before he can cross the plate.
not cool
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
I think Ishikawa would have gotten that.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WE NEED URIBE’S BAT IN THE LINEUP.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
#1 GIS result for 'Uribe's bat'
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
In general, Romo looked very good that inning. I’m happy he’s back.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
that idiot of a manager probably thinks he got rocked
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Considering he took him out after he got the third out to end the inning (with a decent 1B), I’d say he does.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hey, Matt Cain’s FIP is now down to 4.16.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I noticed that today. And his xFIP is back in the same range as it’s been the last two years.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MEDIOCRE. SELL HIGH IF POSSIBLE. NO BETTER THAN ZITO 2007-2008.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Since Winn is a FA, Schierholtz hasn’t been great shakes, the pickings are slim on the FA market, and I don’t want them trading Alderson or whomever, I’d like to hold on to him for now.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
(Also I have a soft spot for Bowker)
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
that, and he has no trade value
He’s 25, hasn’t hit well in the majors and in most of his minor-league career, and his two good years are a) disguised by Dodd and the Eastern League, and b) in the PCL, which everyone discounts.
I have a soft spot for him, too, but I don’t think anyone else does.
let's rephrase
I think he might have actual value as a 4th-OF type. I think MLB sees him as worthless. In that situation, I keep the might-have-actual-value player every time, and use someone whom the rest of baseball values more highly than I as the throwin.
Object lesson: Liriano. Yes, lightning struck, but the point was, baseball assigned him zero value. In that event, you pick a different throwin.
DON'T BUY INTO THE HYPE
BOWKER IS A LIE
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oh noes
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
NO!
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Who’s the Cardinals close these days?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
*closer
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Franklin
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Roosevelt?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This commercial in the meat locker is so fucking weird. WHAT THE FUCK
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Two handed Freddie
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Well not like we didn’t see that coming. Sucks, though, cos Miller’s been good.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Man, I have forgot the feeling of having a true power threat on our roster.
Cards are lucky to have this beast on their team.
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
AT LEAST THAT ADDED A HOMER TO BONDSLEGEND’S FANTASY TEAM!!!!!
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Pujols is as good as Bonds and he does it without PED’s.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
Allegedly.
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That we know of.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I think we're pretty sure
..though, I don’t think he’s hitting any better than skinny Barry did, also without PEDs.
Skinny Barry was awful darn good, too.
Bonds had a 179 OPS+ for the 1990s.
So far, Pujols is at 170 for the 2000s.
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sounds about right
1993 still chaps my hide, for the record.
fwiw
Bonds in the 2000s (unnaturally enhanced, I know): 220 OPS+
daaaaamn.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He only has one year under 170 OPS+ in the 2000s and that was at like 156.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Checking in from the Grizzlies game
5-0 Fresno in the 6th. With Fresno St’s season having ended, at least one game should go my way tonight, dammit…
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 30, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Kyle Nicholson threw a CG three hitter tonight for the GreenJackets.
And I’m bitter at Fresno State for getting into the CWS field when SJSU did not. They had a great season. I’m mad at them for boning the tournament, but what the fuck. A 40 win season doesn’t get you in?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk, you really don’t know who wins a footrace between Yadier and Bengie?
Really???
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
"Can I tickle you guys?"
Kruk: …no.
(wtf)
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Can I tickle you guys?
That was SFGuy’s question.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lars showed his cock earlier
I would have thought it was him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
SF Guy would have asked Kuiper if he gets drunk during the game
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and right on cue, Kuiper calls the new pitcher Ryan Frankler
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
/Hiccups
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip’s drunkenness is part of his charm.
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this
I’d like to go drinking with him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Did either of you smoke, and if you did, when did you quit?
Kuip: I plead the fifth.
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What the hell is this? All the Cardinals relievers have dead mammals pasted to their faces.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Frankler!
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Blech.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Renteria looks sad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Go back to the plate and pick up your thumbs Fred
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In Fresno
Velez is batting now. He…
…failed.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
XANTHAN WAS RIGHT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Uribe gets a hit
Me: “We might have a chance!”
Kuip: “Aurilia on deck.”
Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bochy: Richie, we’re going to DFA you
Aurilia: What if I let you and Sabes have a threesome with Raquel ?
Bochy: Frandsen to Fresno
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
It’s really easy to turn DFA into something very dirty.
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The threesome was just a mask for Bochy and Sabean’s true love for each other.
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Raquel left out of the mix
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that was suck
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
OPERATION STRASBURG (Whoever the hell is in next year’s draft).
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Will probably be Washington again
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Astros could be dark horses, but they’d just draft a second round talent anyway.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Edwin Quirarte
The kid is pitching 3.1 innings for San Jose tonight. Is this a move to make him a starter down the road?
A certain brother went 1-3, w/ RBI today.
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
he is gong to have a long ML career as a backup cather (at the minimum).
Another one of my boys – Mike Leake is throwing a 2 hit shutout with 11 Ks thru 7 innings in the regionals. I want to tell you how he reminds me of but you will laugh all night
Bowker homers too
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Leaker tired in the 9th inning and gave up three hits and one run, He pitched a complete game in a 4 – 1 win for ASU
Final line
IP: 9
H: 5
R: 1
BB: 2
K: 15
I know this is sacreligious however he reminds me of Greg Maddux
/laughs at Wil all night
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My sources say envision him a closer with the big Giants. Dunno what this move was all about. All I know is, the pitch count must be off. He was on a pitch count so as not to put too much strain on his arm.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
sources say they envision him as a closer
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I MUST NOW POST A 'I HATE SCHUMAKER THREAD'
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