Open Gameday 2
This is absolutely not a jinx thread for the Colorado Rockies pitcher. Nope, No Sir, Not at all.
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LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Nooooooooooooo!
fuck I need a ciggarette
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I mean, that’s all our first baseman can handle? A tapper back to the mound? Against Jaosn Hammel? Seriously?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YARLIA
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I BLAME KENSHIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Travis, you are very frustrating to watch.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
especially when he makes solid defensive plays
if he were all around horrible I could just flat out hate him…
I dislike Travis Ishikawa, San Francisco Giant.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ok guys, I’m going home. I’ll be back in a bit.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ishi,
If you are the last of your tribe, your tribe must have been really weak.
by VidaWantsYourCar on May 3, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Ishi the Killer
He tries to disembowel people with a blunt toy knife.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not as hard as it sounds.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Zito
/taps his own junk
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Zito’s starts are much more fun to watch recently
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Oh no. He walked a bater right after I posted this.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
aaand
cue walk
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Here’s the time where Zito falls apart and gives up 3-4 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Here’s the time where Zito falls apart and gives up 13-14 runs
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES please
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
2-0 gift for Zito
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going to buy one of these - I should have got one years ago

When I was going to school over on the east coast, I saw a guy wearing one during middle of last season, he said it was proof he was a die hard SF fan.
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
BARRY
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He heard the anger in your typing and followed your instructions
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to type angrily more often.
HEY TI! SWING AT HIGH BREAKING PITCHES AND TAKE THE LOW ONES!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
ZOMG
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
YESSS!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Zito should be on a short leash for the rest of the game
when his control goes, the game can get out of reach in a hurry.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
WOW!
He got the DP, in spite of the fact that I badly wanted one!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
dude ...
Zito just gave us 7 shutout innings of two-hit ball
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
I gotta quit shouting so loud.
I rescued a dog from our local shelter yesterday and I’m scaring her every time the Giants do something decent.
I actually feel bad for Zito.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
only asking because last time he complained about running out of gas
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 3, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
101
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Didn’t know that Don Baylor was the Rockies hitting coach
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
yeah, you’d think they’d get hit with pitches more often
by VidaWantsYourCar on May 3, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Grilli lol
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
okay, guys see that 6 walks?
Don’t help this guy out.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
This is the Giants.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
EMMANUEL BURRISS! WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?!
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I think you are on to something OJ
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Manny Burriss
Our saving grace
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
So, how are we going to fail to score this time?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Did the ball hit the umpire on the ricochet?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS: here, Rockies have some outs.
ROCKIES: Nah, no thanks.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
DWIGHT RANDOLPH WINN
I DID NOT SEE YOU JUST SWING AT THAT GARBAGE
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Ball in the air. Get it done
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Randy
Don’t leave the zone for this guy.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Winn K
Lewis K
Renteria ground out to 2nd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WITCH BURN THE WITCH
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ultrafail
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
dammit.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Pinch hitting for Fred?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I revise my prediction to
Winn K
Molina GIDP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WITCH BURN THE WITCH
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
blah
Randy “Doesn’t want to” Winn blows. Maybe we can package him with Cain for that JJ Hardy fella.
Pass
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain for JJ Hardy would be a bad enough trade for the Giants as it is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m sure ace journalist Bruce Jenkins thinks it is a wonderful idea!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
JT--so informative
“Only way the Giants don’t score there is with the strikeout”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Score runs for Cain Zito
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Don’t agree with pulling FLew for the pinch-hitter. Not even for Bengie.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Agree. I was fine with Fred and Edgar coming up.
Well, as fine as you can be with Fred and Edgar coming up.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
And now Lewis is out of the game
Really looking forward to those Eugnio AB’s instead.
Hate Bochy a lot.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Yu
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh godfuckingdammit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Pinch hitting Bengie was a stupid fucking idea.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Im pretty sure everyone agrees that was a bad move
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
no money
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Truly a work of art.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Stupidest shit ever.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
I hate making correct predictions in my head
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I am completely disgusted right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I BLAME JPONRY
Shes a witch, burn her
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Runners at 1st and 3rd. No outs. No runs.
Simple cause and effect.
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
I dont see how we win this one now
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
The Rockies would have to make an epic series of errors
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
What's worse is that Velez is probably coming in now as a defensive replacement
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 3, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Silver lining
Burriss is starting to look like a major league hitter
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
THE FAIL IS MULTIPLYING
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
you’re fucking kidding me
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
I cannot believe that just happened
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS EMBARASSING
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Isn't that supposed to be the good defensive side of the infield?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
situation: 3 Stooges
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Ishikawa failed
You can clearly see Burriss calling it.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Burris failed by pulling away after calling it
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Pulling away?
There was 200 pounds of first baseman between him and the ball!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
this is starting to look like an angry loss
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
First of the year
I GIVE UP
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
LOL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Makeup play!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I know it wasn't touched, but that was ruled a base hit!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
ISHIKAWA REDEMPTION!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
WOW, That was really good
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
they both were safe, though
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
O U MAD HURDLE? I THINK U MAD
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
twss
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
also the second base ump was standing directly between Burriss and 1B.
oops
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
SAAAAAAAFE
at 2nd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Ok. I did not watch the replay….until now.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Out at second, safe at first
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
think he was out at 2nd (barely) but clearly safe at first
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Crappy 0-2 pitch
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Saved by the ballpark!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Yay!
Now back to our disappointing offense!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 3, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Can o’ corn!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
can we just run Dingerz.exe now?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
They don’t allow you to get 2 hits in one inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You will take one and be happy with it
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
MEMORY LEAK
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
INSTALL FAIL
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Would be a good time for Nate’s first HR this inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’s just too bad Jack Williams isn’t on the team. He would score some runs!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 3, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Jackso Williams
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
Ugh, what the hell is on Chad Gaudin's chin?
http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=429985
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
I saw that the other day and audibly gasped.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IT’S A MONSTER
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that’s a large vole, of the species Microtus pinetorum.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just want to say once again that Bruce Bochy is a complete idiot. He just cannot resist the siren song of yanking a good lefty-hitter like Lewis, simply because a LH pitcher is on the mound. It’s a patently stupid move, and Bochy makes it repeatedly. He also repeatedly overestimates the value of lefty-lefty and righty-righty pitching matchups, usually with bad results.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Non-Aurilia division
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I concur. Do you have a newsletter.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FFS
watching this is like trying to deep-fry using a crockpot
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
Mmmm... soggy...
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I read that as, “watching this is like trying to deep-fry using a crackpipe”
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, but yeah.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, this is “score a run inning!” I wish I had been told that two hours ago, so I would have skipped the first seven!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Kruk thinks we score runs!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Runs?
What is……..Runs?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
No one knows.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That kid will have an unhappy birthday, unfortunately if this keeps up
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
this is a great ballgame
but I’m starting to get depressed
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Giants Offense:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Bad pitch to swing at Dammit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
That was a fun inning. NOT.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Okay, place your bets
How do the Rockies score in the ninth? I’m calling:
Catcher’s interference
Stolen base
Intentional walk
Infield single to shortstop
Hit by pitch
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
A walk to Fowler, followed by a 3-base passed ball after Pablo has to move to catcher, a move required after Holm is ejected for replacing his mask cage with barbed wire.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
Wow, you're good. Quick, who wins this year's Super Bowl?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 3, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I must admit I am amused by the sheer futility of this team.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
I see a stupid haircut.
Brian Wilson must be pitching.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Wilson inCloser in non save opp. Often doesn’t go well
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 3, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
NON SAVE SITUATION
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Best reliever we have in a tie game in the ninth.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I give up , who is it?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 3, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson? Now?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD FOWLER
except not.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
LOL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Lmao
I bet that guy is the winning run.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 3, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Damn, I should have said dropped third strike instead of catcher’s interference.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
This is an acceptable way to start the Fail inning
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
yeah, that seems about right
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
here comes the SBs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
I want to see a four strikeout inning
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Awesome. You gotta get to that Steve.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Holm defense fail
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Ok
2 stolen bases, followed by 2 walks and a wild pitch
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I say a Balk to score the winning run
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 3, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the rarely-seen double-balk
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
throw a strike, then pitch out
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Maybe shudda put in Bengie at catcher? Boch!!???
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
It was in the dirt. Those are always WPs.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Later folks. I am going to catch the rest of this on the car radio.
I’ll throw in a LOL GIANTS just in case.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 3, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Scoring question
So, will Fowler’s run be unearned?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
uhh. Bochy?
Wilson’s pretty likely to walk Helton anyway.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Saving bullets
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
OH GREAT MORE BASERUNNERS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Who is Colorado’s closer these days? If I don’t know who a team’s closer is, it usually turns out to be Tom Gordon
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Corpas?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I’m pretty sure it’s Corpas.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m sure you’re right… was trying to work from memory.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I think it’s Street again.
Colorado’s bullpen is pretty bad.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Wow, that was quick.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I think Corpas beat him out.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
corpas just lost it this week i believe
It's spelled "T-A-K-I-M-O-T-S-C-H-M-O-E."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Pitching your closer in the 9th inning of a tie game is based on model of actually having an offense. For this years Giants to do this is just silly. There is no guarantee that the Giants will score in the bottom of the 9th, or the 10th, or the 11th….
Wide strike zone.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD ATKINS
YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gift strikeout
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
STFD
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hawpe kind of scares me
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Yeah, he's kind of like a blind squirrel
But instead of occasionally finding a nut, he occasionally hits a ball really, really far.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
fixed
[man with wooden stick in his hands against the Giants] kind of scares me
by DividedByZero on May 3, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Tripe-ee
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
DEUCES
FINISH HIM
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Goddamn it. Throw strikes.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
goddamnit.
now we have zero margin
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Can he ever have an uneventful appearance?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Steve Holm,
We should be out of this inning.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Always.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
and allows too many baserunners
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
WHEW
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Lucky
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
THEY CAUGHT A POP UP. GREAT SUCCESS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Wilson!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Oh thank christ.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GFD
My ulcer will be happy in a couple of years when we trade Wilson to some AL team after artificially inflating his save stats.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
Burriss Walkoff HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Nice try
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
ppffff
HA HA HA HA HA
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I think your power can only be used for evil.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
burris gotta go (yard)
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad Albert Einstein wasn’t still alive. He could help figure out the most difficult equation known to man:
Giants + X =runs
solve for X
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Run Faster or something
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I thought Rowand was supposed to be fast
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Lord, is Rowand late on the fastball.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Matt Belisle's ERA is 10.00!!!
No WAY we score off him!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
We make so many pitchers look soooo good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
work the count Ishi, get your pitch.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Rowand: late on fastballs, early on off-speed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ump takes it off the grill
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
ya know, for once I don’t have much to complain about with the balls and strikes this game.
Who the hell is umping third though? Burt Reynolds? Fake mustache Bobby Valentine?
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
Bullshit call
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
This zone is huge.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow, that was high and inside
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 3, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bobby Valentine is the third base umpire
I knew I’d seen those Groucho glasses before.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Umpstache!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
strike 4
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
LOL 4 strike at bat
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Wow, Travis got 4 strikes that AB and he still failed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That was so Giants.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Ishikawa sucks goat sack.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t know why I came back.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL TI
WTF dude, you got so many strikes that time.
Jesus wept.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
4 STRIKES AND YOUR OUT AT THE OLD BALL GAME
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
No one knows the count.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Manny Burriss
Our saving grace
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
STFD Ishi
I know it’s wrong, but it feels so right.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Ish needs to protect the plate when he has 3 strikes on him
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
burris gotta go (yard)
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Fuck you, Jobu
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 3, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Classic rookie mistake.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I say, fuck you Jobu, I do it myself!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m telling you guys. 3 balls, then an out. Every AB.
Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
BURRISS IS BATTLING!
IT WILL END IN A COLOSSAL HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
INTO THE GLOVE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OPPO!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
give it time
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
$20 Million
could buy a lot of one-run, walk-off wins this year.
by Hummfugginbaby on May 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Sabean has really outdone himself this year...
He has really assembled a fine lineup of hitting talent this season.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Okay, I'm done
This game should be over.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
/speechless
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
So do the Rockies score in the 10th or 11th?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Bogus.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Jobu does not approve

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup
Notable: Teams combined for 13 LOB.
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
I still not over the 8th inning fiasco
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Krukow on pitch sequence: Swing and miss, ball 3
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Actually not his fault
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
DOUBLE SWITCH!!
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
If I was Ishi’s teammate I would give him an earful. That was an absolutely horrible at-bat.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
At least Ishi’s out of the game.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
down the pipe, ball 3
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
MEDDERS
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A STRIKE?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That shoulda been strike 3.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
the fail begins.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
fucking ump
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
BARRY ZITO'S ERA IS UNDER 4 OMG
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Way to do it. Lead off BB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks blue. You are full of fail today.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ump fail+ Giants= 0 runs
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
of course
walk motherfucking chris ianetta with the .173 BA.
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Affeldt he might get up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The rockies wont ruin another chance at this situation
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
aaand
2-0.
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Holm, don’t be so obvious when you try to frame a pitch. K? Thanks.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He dropped his glove about a foot on a high, outside fastball.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So I see that the Giants have allowed no runs through 9
Must be Lincecum day…. WHAT? WHAT?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 3, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Throw STRIKES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Where are these pitches missing?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
OPEN BASE!
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Kruk says “Open bag”
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Fuck you, blue.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
this ump is awful
HOW IS THAT A STRIKE!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
inconsistent
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am very confused right now. Down the middle is a ball, a foot off the outside is a strike. /Facepalm.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yup.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MEHDDERS
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Why can't Giant relievers throw strikes?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD FOWLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
That is all LOL Fowler
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
STFD, Fowler
even though you’re on my fantasy team
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
NASTY
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Is PC a close 2nd?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
the strike zone is officially about 2-4 inches off the outside corner and just below the knees. got it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
I will never understand baseball
Medders is walking the park, then strikes out Fowler on three pitches.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Ishikawa’s fail AB confused Yahoo’s box score.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
aaand
2-0.
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
great. Ishikawa’s at bat broke Yahoo gamechannel.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
it was frozen for about 10 minutes or so. it’s just now trying to catch up.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
mlb gameday works
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
how did Medders strike out Fowler on 3 pitches???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THROW STRIKES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
MEHDDERS
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He is the collective.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Strikes, please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
For the 139th consecutive year, the umpiring is worse than it was the year before.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet, pop up success
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
STFD, then it’s now our turn to STFD
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
The Rockies have had way too many baserunners for only 3 hits
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Nice, I like innings that involve Giants’ pitchers getting three outs without giving up a run.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
wow
I was just wondering what the difference between Medders and Miller is. now I know.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
ink?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for an Aurilia walkoff HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
walkoff slow roller to SS
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Due Up
Holm
Winn
Oryla
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Holm Walk!
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on May 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time the Giants hit a walkoff HR, anyway?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Years
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol optimism
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'll take care of that
After reading this you will have “the Final Countdown” stuck in your head. You are welcome.
Just checking in
HAY THIS SUX I HAVE TULOWITZKE ON MY FATNASY TEAM!!1
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
What time did this game start?
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
1
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Extra Innings
After 2 hours, 40 minutes?
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on May 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. It’s Giants’ Baseball!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
scoring runs wastes a lot of time
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Holm Boy!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
HOLMY WALK
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
Atta boy Steve
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Randy is good unless he has to be productive
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
PRODUCTIVE OUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Wow
Zito has one bad innning in his last three starts.
by positiveuphemism on May 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Sac
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Jobu

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Randy bunted a wild pitch
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
ORYLA WALKOFF
Right here.
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
HE GOT AHOLD OF THAT ONE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I'm still burning with hatred towards Bochy
Only two guys in today’s starting lineup with OBP over .350, and Bochy pinch-hits for the one with the .420 OBP.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Goddamnit MLB.tv feed. Come back!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Duck the Fodgers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RICHIE!!!!!!
WIN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DANCE TIME
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OLD DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
RICHIE!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
SERIES WIN
11-11 - Not much to say here.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Fat But Awesome" Maday - 2.35 ERA, .202 BAA in Norwich.
RIchie has been pretty clutch this year, and all his clutch hits look exactly like that
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
We Win!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Honestly
I’m not sure I’d be all that pissed off about this at this point :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Meh. Give him another month.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 3, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
No thanks.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 3, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
HOLM = LEADOFF
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
EXCITEMENT!!!!!!! LOUD NOISES E$ UIHE:H:HE
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Baserunners.exe is success
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I'll take it!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
How about that Zito?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 3, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Holm looks like the “O Face” guy from Office Space
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
He hangs out with girls from Logistics.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
over .500!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Steve Holm+Amy G.=worst interview ever
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Um, what the hell?
Barry Zito goes 7 shutout innings, and RICH EFFING ORLYA gets the GW hit??!?!?!?!!? OMG
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
yep! now get back in the delorean-
we have to leave the year 2000 before we run into versions of ourselves!
He draws walks for the San Francisco Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
he’s not really good at anything, but he seems like a good luck charm
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
+1
what’s the #3 catcher have to be good at, anyway?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
STEVE HOLM!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Another victory from a superb hitting performance
Now, if we can only win every game like this.
Bay Area Bruin.
Rated
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

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