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Post-Game Recap: Giants Sweep the Braves!

Quick notes:

  • The inning from Merkin Valdez was a reminder why he used to be in the same prospect discussions as Matt Cain. Nasty off-speed stuff, and double-nasty fastball. It was the kind of inning that made you laugh off any talk of him being a part of the Nick Johnson trade. Of course, it makes perfect sense. Merkin would pitch ten innings for the Nationals before straining his femur sac, and Nick Johnson would take 50 at-bats before his hamstring turned into gelatinous spread. And everyone would mutter "What if?" under their breath.
  • From the correlation definitely equals causation files: Aaron Rowand, leadoff hitter and offensive sparkplug. Emmanuel Burriss's line since I called for his demotion: .326/.388/.360. Rowand since I wondered what was wrong with him: .364/.364/.636. It might be a coincidence, but I'll offer my post-writing services up to Rich Aurilia for a small fee.
  • This was the first sweep of Atlanta since 2003. It feels great, but does it feel like the first sweep against the Braves since 1983 to anyone else? Watching Chipper Jones strike out four times: this is what it feels like when doves cry.
  • Congrats to Randy Johnson on win 299. Begun, the media hype has.

Sweeeeeeeeeep.

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This is how I picture Natto.

“My name is Natto. I like to dance!”

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by can of corn on May 27, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My name is Nathaniel!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you like to dance!

(I can’t stop watching)

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by can of corn on May 27, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nathaniel (or Nathanael) has to be the coolest name ever, and anybody who is named Nathani(a)el, and is a Giants fan is the coolest person to live.

At least that’s what I tell myself…

I'm old enough to know, but too young to care.

by bestincal on May 28, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

suck up much?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

card carrying Bochy Hatter

by natteringnabob on May 28, 2009 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am guessing your name is Nathanael, no ?

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by nvsfg on May 28, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘Tis a fine name, it’s true.

by Natto on May 28, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s why kids shouldn’t mix crank and ecstasy

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Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!

by merkin on May 28, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

364/364/636.. so he doesn’t take walks.. LEAD OFF HITTER!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting game.

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by can of corn on May 27, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re just happy Torres played.

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by groug on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also – hugs!

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by can of corn on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUGS NOT DRUGS!

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by cornball on May 28, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it always have to be either-or?

Can’t we have hugs AND drugs?

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by EliminateMe on May 28, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs Hugs?

I’m high on life

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by merkin on May 28, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

3 second rule!

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by can of corn on May 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needless hugging!

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by EliminateMe on May 28, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

May you play in interesting games.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s about time for a thread calling out Bengie Molina.

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by groug on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Or puting him in the leadoff spot

by Natto on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was suggested on the KNBR post game show.

by Merope on May 28, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Its too late for ORLYA

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bennge gotta go slow

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 27, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was easy.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?!

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.

by kennv on May 27, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAH

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ejected

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by EliminateMe on May 28, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

or better yet...

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on May 28, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Lou’s face in this picture. It’s all heh-heh-heh-heh!

by xanthan on May 28, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Zambrano invokes the little known rule 14.4(d) allowing the starting pitcher to eject an umpire for being bald.

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by EliminateMe on May 28, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t feel bad for Larry. His time has has passed.

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by nvsfg on May 28, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flemming has a good radio look and voice.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I love on the televised version of the Wrap how Flame always awkwardly leans up against the wall, as if he’s SO comfortable being talked over by Jon Miller and Mike Krukow. That Flemming, he’s so laid back.

by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 28, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be a coincidence, but I’ll offer my post-writing services up to Rich Aurilia for a small fee.

No thanks

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully never

it’s going to take 90 wins to take the wild card spot. We’d have to 67-45 the rest of the way to get to 90 wins.

by superk1ng on May 27, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you’re saying both Uggla and Johnson?

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by EliminateMe on May 28, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

glad to know

someone else is made nervous/uncomfortable/irritated by talks about getting “a” hitter, or about giving away potential for rent-a-players.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on May 28, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

.598? It’s not like it’s an impossible number for a good team.

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its not like the Giants are a good team

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 28, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Porcello won his 5th straight.. This makes me wonder if Bumgarner and/or Alderson are ready.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

got to get the kids used to a 5-man rotation first

by wilriv21 on May 27, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS ANYONE ELSE EXCITED????

only 3.5 games back. unfortunately this means bye bye Alderson/Cain lol

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by cloudydays on May 27, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game all around. I am a bit surprised that Johnson got pulled after just 79 pitches. I know he gave up a couple hits and a run in the 6th, but I felt he had more steam left. Oh well. Besides Medders the rest of the bullpen did a nice job. Wilson almost, I mean almost had a 1-2-3 inning. It’s encouraging.

Stay hot Ish and Manny.

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I can’t fault Medders that much. That was an untimely error by Manny

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was good Bochy pulled Randy, there’s been too many times this year where Randy explodes. Better to take him out 1 inning too early than 1 inning too late.

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by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy had just gone into a longer inning, and threw 115-120 his last start. I think going 6 innings was enough for him tonight.

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most relaxing and lulzworthy series of the year

Makes the off day a little better

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

With the way we’ve been hitting, I really do not like this day off. Keep the lumber warm.

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like any days off, but then again , im just watching

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget Aurilia, Grant. Call out Ishikawa!

by deuce deuce on May 27, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun game to be my first of the year attended in person! Merk was impressive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 27, 2009 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering why you weren’t out here cussing at Medders.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was cursing at him at the game! And after Affeldt gave up the single to Anderson, I was like, “HOW COULD YOU GIVE UP A HIT TO HIM HE IS 200 YEARS OLD”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 27, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa: “What about trading Brian Wilson? I think Cain would make a tremendous closer down the road, and….”

/head explodes

by Grant Brisbee on May 27, 2009 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Greg Papa: (incredulously) You wouldn’t trade Cain for Matt Holliday?

by Grant Brisbee on May 27, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Papa: (incredulously) You wouldn’t trade Tim Lincecum for Darrius Heyward-Bey?

by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 28, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on May 28, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRSLY LOL RAIDERS

The city of San Francisco thanks you for letting us get Anquan Boldin without having to trade for him.

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by bondslegend on May 28, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just did the most epic facepalm ever. good god, greg papa.

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by jponry on May 27, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally lol'd!

PRICELESS!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 28, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by nvsfg on May 28, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
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by ResDog on May 28, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incredible! Gah! INCREDIBLE! Good thing there’s no one else in the library right now. I am LOLing.

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by cornball on May 28, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

um

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by groug on May 28, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched that earlier today (I had that on as background noise today) and heard that too. Even the sportswriters didn’t want to do the Matt Holliday thing.

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

from now on

he shall be known as Greg “Two-Face-Palm” Papa

That would be stupid if posted in the SF Gate comments, let alone from someone paid by the Giants to talk.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

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by natteringnabob on May 28, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That they wouldn’t bite on calling Timmeh, “the little unit”. Greg was also behind that as well.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on May 28, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Flannery sending Molina was really stupid.

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by jponry on May 27, 2009 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. I would have too. It took a perfect throw from a rightfielder whose momentum was taking him away from the play. Francoeur’s arm is freaky good, but I’d still gamble there with two outs and a Giants hitter coming up.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe has been hot though.

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by jponry on May 28, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, I mean… anyone else, yeah, but this was Molina running.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the only player in baseball who doesn’t score on that play, and he almost did. Sidney Ponson would have scored standing up.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a fair point. In the heat of the moment though, when I saw Flannery waving him in, my immediate reaction was “EXCUSE ME WTF ARE YOU DOING?” And I was right, so there!

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was okay with it

Chances are, hot or not, ~ 70% that uribe doesn’t extend the inning. I think Molina had a greater than 30% chance of scoring on that play.

It took a perfect throw to get him by inches. I’d do it again in a second.

by FairweatherFan on May 28, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Goofus on May 28, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was OK with the play too

But your math isn’t right. You’re assuming that if Uribe had extended the inning, it would have resulted in only one baserunner (Molina) scoring. That’s not necessarily the case.

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:-(

by Cookyman on May 28, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, with a runner on 1st that probably is

But yeah, its a little higher than that but it diminishes rapidly.

by FairweatherFan on May 28, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but has Bengie been knighted?

by Bay Area Sports Guy on May 28, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francouer

is the right guy to give you a perfect throw.

by AmorVincitOmnia on May 28, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was screaming at the TV NO NO NO NO and I thought it was going to be him out by miles.

I never got a good look at the replay. To me it looked like he could have gotten under it.

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. If he had a good slide with his leading leg extended, he would have hit the plate before he was tagged.

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by can of corn on May 28, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was like watching a car accident unfold.
“Nooooooo he isn’t…???….!!!!! HE IS.”
“We’re dooomed!”

“Maybe he’ll just knock the catcher unconscious.”

etc etc

by Merope on May 28, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

From the Giants game notes.

ASK KRUK AND KUIP…Giants announcers Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper will dedicate their live broadcast to answering Giants fans’ inquiries throughout Saturday, May 30th Giants/Cardinals broadcast…to submit question, visit Comcast SportsNet Bay Area’s homepage www.csnbayarea.com and click on Ask Kruk & Kuip…

by SFGuy on May 28, 2009 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

lol has anyone seen this :O

why is the guy so much huger than him anyway.. how is that even fair :P

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 28, 2009 1:56 AM PDT reply actions  

oops, link is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtyULXOZMOk&feature=popular

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by GiNgiNxbOi on May 28, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Canseco is really as tall as Tom Cruise. That other guy is only 5’ 11".

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by WilliamVanLandingham on May 28, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If/when Johnson wins 300, does he become useless to the Giants?

by SFGuy on May 28, 2009 2:21 AM PDT reply actions  

pretty much

Although he needs to lower his ERA enough to become a valuable trade commodity first. Then we can trade him to the Dodgers/Angels/contendingwestcoastteam for prospects.

by superk1ng on May 28, 2009 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Most of his suck has happened over a couple of isolated incidents. Outside of that, he’s been a lot better than I think I’d ever expect Pat Misch Etc. to be.

There’s sometimes value in taking up space.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2009 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ stamped agreed

Besides I doubt a trade would net the giants much of anything. It would probably be more of a courtesy move to let him pitch his last few outings on a pennant chasing team.

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by daveinexile on May 28, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. He’s likely to be a lot better than whoever’s next in line in the minors. He currently has that somewhat ugly 5.71 ERA and a 78 ERA+, but his FIP is 4.64 and his xFIP is 3.49. That FIP still isn’t great but I think he’ll likely get down to the mid to low 4s, which is much better than Misch or anyone else would do. I’d keep him unless we got a great offer.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Three, even!

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by jponry on May 28, 2009 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that three is odd.

by paboperfecto on May 28, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might also be prime.

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by daveinexile on May 28, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we won three odd prime games!

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by EliminateMe on May 28, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea three is odd. Didn’t you just go to college or summich?

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

good bullpen management tonight

Using Affeldt with the bases loaded was the right move. Letting one of the shakier members of the corps take the whole eighth inning was the right thing to do.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 28, 2009 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Shakier members? I thought I’d heard talk that Valdez had replaced Howry as the 8th inning guy since Howry had been struggling so much.

by paboperfecto on May 28, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’d much rather see Affeldt come into a situation with men on base (last night notwithstanding) than Valdez right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

My point was that I think Valdez for right or wrong has been promoted out of the “shakier members” group in the bullpen and Howry put down in his place.

by paboperfecto on May 28, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone other than Affeldt is shaky.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 28, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller’s been pretty consistent! … and also has a .241 BABIP :\

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Romo will be back soon. Hopefully with no ill-effects.

:D :D :D

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 28, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

what what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My son has a strong back.

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by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

the night

Was a bleacher creature with my mom and a few friends. Centerfield bleachers, row nine, pretty close to the action. So close that when Rowand threw a ball into our section before the game, some idiot knocked my mom down as he was going for the ball. She banged up her knee pretty bad and we lost both of our beers. At least she landed on our pile of coats. The asshole split immediately once he had the ball and did not return. The crowd around us was friendly and cool, though. They encouraged us to get free replacement beers from the concessions after the assault, and we did. And I have no doubt that if the asshole had stayed or come back, he would have been beaten by an angry mob.

My mom’s okay. She got an ice pack for her knee. Later in the game my replacement beer was knocked over and it spilled on a dude’s coat. I felt bad and apologized, and he felt bad for me especially after I told him it was an Anchor Steam (good beer btw). I guess there’s just no place for me and beer at these games.

We were all over Jordan Schafer the entire night, though. Most of my row and the row before me rode him mercilessly. When he dropped the ball on the RBI hit we would not let him hear the end of it. The only other drag of the evening was when the hottest guys in our section were escorted out of the ballpark for causing some kind of ruckus unrelated to baseball.

Randy pitched well, and Merkin looked exceptional. He was lighting up the radar gun all night and really pitched like a pro. This is the Merkin I want to believe in. Oh and when Wilson came in my mom started yelling death threats at him if he blew the game, lol. Nobody likes Brian Wilson.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get why grown men dive after a $15 baseball. If the ball is in the air off a bat, fine, stay in your designated area & try to catch that thing. But let the kids have the tossed ball into the stands. And if ANY ball hits the ground, you let the kids run around for it. I hate it when some schmuck is wrestling underneath a seat with two other jackasses and comes up with the ball and holds it up for his buddies as if he just won a fricking medal. Congratulations dick, you just spilled 6 beers, elbowed an 8 year old, and showed your ass crack to your whole section. You really accomplished something.

Rant over.

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by ResDog on May 28, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In his case, he elbowed a 48-year-old

Still despicable behavior. I think he split because my mom was already cussing a blue streak when she got knocked over and came up yelling YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU OWE ME A BEER.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom is scary awesome.

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by UnleashTheGore on May 28, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I inherited my propensity for anger and violence from her.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

fixed ...

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Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 28, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. WTF?

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by jponry on May 28, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So very this.

Where is my beer & chili dog?

by daveinexile on May 28, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

I’ve been going to baseball games my entire flippin life. I have never once caught a foul ball and/or had one thrown to me by a player.

I can personally garauntee that for 1000’s of dudes in my situation, that ball is way more exciting and means way more to them that it does to some 5 year old who’s dad pulled him away from the playstation for a few hours.

It personally irks me when I see a player give a ball to some < 7 year old kid – ‘cause they don’t even know what they got and odds are it ends up buried in the closet somewhere within a few weeks.

Or chewed on by the dog.

Of course that doesn’t mean I’m gonna take kids out trying to get a ball, but I really can’t fault grown men for getting as excited as they do.

by FairweatherFan on May 28, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was one of those seven year olds once. Even though it was Terry Freaking Mulholland that gave me the ball, it made me giddy for weeks.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 28, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I snagged a foul ball during a preseason game. Steve Holm hit it in one of his few at-bats. I handed it off to my friend who bought us the lower box seats, because she loves Holm.

The other time I got a foul ball was when I was in the AT&T Park press box a few years ago. I casually asked my mentor how many times he’d seen balls hit into the box, and a few innings later, Andre Ethier fouled one back through the open window. It skipped on a partially-closed laptop, glanced off a beat writer’s head, and rolled at my feet.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that game

My seats are in front of the press box. I remember you telling the story the next day. I had seen the whole thing, but didn’t recognize you at the time it happened.

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by Goofus on May 28, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I remember seeing someone almost make the grab and then I realized it was you.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

A player once tossed me a ball…. so I could give it to my son, who was 5 at the time. I handed it to my son and told him the first baseman threw it to him. My son picks it up, and within half a second tossed it back, bouncing it on the dugout. The player laughed & rolled it back to him. (you gotta love minor league games)

It’s just a baseball. It’s to play catch with (as my son obviously knows), not an artifact.

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by ResDog on May 28, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Having caught a few foul balls over the years, I can say making the catch was fun/exciting, but I derived far more enjoyment in giving them balls to kids. I usually look for a kid who brought a glove as they clearly went to the game hoping to get a ball. There’s really nothing that compares to seeing kids’ faces light up when you hold your balls in front of their face and offer them up. I really don’t care whether the kid cherishes it or ends up playing catch with it the next day.

Besides, what am I going to do with the ball? Display it on my mantle so I can proudly regail in my amazing ability to catch a ball or pick it up off the ground as it was sitting there between rows? My mantle is reserved for the ball when I someday hit a hole in one.

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by Goofus on May 28, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s really nothing that compares to seeing kids’ faces light up when you hold your balls in front of their face and offer them up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That line just nearly made me destroy my laptop

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by Viliphied on May 28, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

How on earth did I miss that the first time?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by nvsfg on May 28, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is the funniest sentence ever.

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by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read it several times, wondering if it was done intentionally or sub-consciously.

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by can of corn on May 28, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

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:-(

by Cookyman on May 28, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Pride and Joy

My Albert Pujols BP HR ball

Also my dad caught a BP HR ball from some Rockies pitcher or 8th place batter or something.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 28, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BP HR ball from Houston, it’s got a big H on it and it hit the facing of the upper deck in Candlestick and bounced down to the family pavilion.

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’d go crazy to catch a foul/home run ball, although not to an extreme of diving over rows or anything, but once I got it, I’d live the moment and then start looking around for a kid. Give a ball to a kid at the yard and you make a fan for life.

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by WalrusMan on May 28, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least his throw made it into the stands. Monday afternoon he soft tossed one into the bleachers and bounced it off the wall.

by Merope on May 28, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

errant throwin

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 28, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta say...

The team’s nose dive (2-7) while I was on vacation with only limited access to results was ditressing. This little 4-2 resurgence to get back to .500 makes me feel a lot better. A series win against the Cards this weekend would be sweet.

The upcoming 10-games-in-10-days road trip is a brutal schedule, but the teams they’re playing (Marlins, Nats, D-backs) have a combined record of 55-86. This would be a good time to put .500 in the rear view mirror for good and make their road record more respectable.

A 2-1 series win vs. the Cards and a 7-3 road trip would put the Giants at 32-27 and probnably only a game or two out of the wildcard. It doesn’t seem that unreasonable. GITR DONE GINATS BRASS PLAYERS1

Stay hot Rowand, Ishi and Burris. Get healthy Pablo and Romo. Stay off the field, Richie. Go Giants.

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by Goofus on May 28, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Stay hot Rowand, Ishi and Burris. Get healthy Pablo and Romo. Stay off the field, Richie. Go Giants

YES!

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by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You may never take a vacation again.

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by groug on May 28, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I"m afraid of them being too “good” the last thing I want to see is Sabean on a playoff-push, buying/trading/spending spree.

by Merope on May 28, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay hot Rowand, Ishi and Burris. Get healthy Pablo and Romo. Stay off the field, Richie. And Go Giants get yourself free.

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by Cookyman on May 28, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to find a better way to make the reference, but couldn’t.

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by Cookyman on May 28, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works. Now get off the bus, Gus.

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by can of corn on May 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it

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by ResDog on May 28, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s really nothing that compares to seeing kids’ faces light up when you hold your balls in front of their face and offer them up.

by SFGiantsD on May 28, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else cringe when they read that passage?

by SFGiantsD on May 28, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Knowing Goofus

That was probably his intention

(Also: use the + Reply link if you’re responding to a thread.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 28, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Knowing Goofus"

To know me is to abhore me.

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by Goofus on May 28, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

To: jponry

We don’t need no stinking reply links!

by paboperfecto on May 28, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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