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Phil Niekro!

46 years old

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Late to the party

LOLwand baserunning

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Lance Niekro was the answer?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Lance Neikro!

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate pop-ups.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah cruddly

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ack. Nice Play

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Neikro

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yeeeeelllllloooooowww

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm. Kruk observes that Cy Young never won a Cy Young.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk, shut up. Thanks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip was like " "

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young’s record of 511 wins will never be broken.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy will

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

with our offense?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of the wins rotations are untouchable: 511, 41.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

*records

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Modern pitchers are made of porcelain.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like walks

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cy Young... never won... a Cy Young award???????

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It was probably a joke.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe walk? wow.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

4 man rotation!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cy Young was not made of Porcelain

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

316 losses! he sucked!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like walks then hits…

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Mann Burr!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you guys seen the “Failcoeur” shirt over on talkingchop?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t go there.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t go to other teams’ blogs.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop nearly getting picked off!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What, you want them to be successful at getting picked off?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASERUNNERZZ

SEE THE BALL DOWN!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

David Ross likes throwing.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Please dont get picked off

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk seems to be talking sense.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

total sense.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson

by haverecords on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just . . . too . . . logical.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait – what color is Randy’s bat? Red? Left over from his d’back days? Buy him a new one!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice bunt, Unit.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Close play at 1st

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s slower? RJ or Bengie

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You’d think he’d be able to get to first in just 3 long strides.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy wasn’t actually trying to run hard

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy “Hustle” Johnson

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Alrighty, Scott. Do work.

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

(Wouldn’t Kawakami have been able to get Uribe by a mile at third?)

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

well, Johnson’s not going to get tired out on the basepaths

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand looks ready to hit tonight. Stays in the box between pitches.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s really poopin’ in there.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

weak ground out to short

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

slow grounder to short?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBP of course

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAY-MER! GAY-MER! GAY-MER!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Jenkins’ Boner

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Boosting up the OBP!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

more gifts from the Braves

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rent with the bases loaded. Im excited

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownad took a nasty shit to his arm

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a 1-2 beaner

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Rent

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Psyduck???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a Grannie!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be in the bedroom.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooh

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded like there were groans of pain over the broadcast there.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm telling you

I love Gar’s oppo approach. It’s pretty to watch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm with ya there.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gar?

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson

by haverecords on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Ed’s

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem, working hard to jinx Renteria…

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Braves go for the double play.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap, we got four outs.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL unnecessary throw to first

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was really confused about that

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the LOLraves need a fourth out there?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

so do we have to start next inning with 1 out?

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Boooo!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HIT INTO A TWO OUT DOUBLE PLAY! WE ALL KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I always thought it’d be Rich Aurilia.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was hit hard, plus it made the Braves look dumb

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So we only have 2 outs next inning...

right?

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid FasTrak commercial is stupid.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And we know ugly.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 4 is a magic number!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use the Fastrak here in OC/Riverside Cnty. Expensive during peak hours, but well worth saving 1-2 hrs of sitting in traffic.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expensive? Like, $4 at least once a day expensive?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like almost $10 for 15 miles on a friday afternoon NB 91 fwy Toll Schedule

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty expensive.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t imagine doing it everyday.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*supposed to be EB not NB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves:

We play 3 at this level….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I DONT WANT TO WATCH YOUR SHOW GREG PAPA

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR LYK GREG POOPOO

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MADE A GREG POOPOO EARLIER TODAY AT WORK

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN RRRRRRRAIDERS

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/face doesnt change from cheesy/creepy smile

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT I SAID WHEN I DID IT???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time the two out triple play.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NL catchers are not-good this year.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Brian McCann and a whole bunch of crap.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to stop pushing Bengie for All Star game

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it was either that or tow him there.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE PLAY

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MAAANNNYYYY

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny with Leather!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET PLAY!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Ishi hi steps his way out of there

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

AND no one got injured.

by Merope on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You just know Sabean would do anything to get him on the Giants

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Bobby Cox is the kind of guy to chew out Martin Prado for trying to turn a double play with two outs.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. He is crusty.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the few times I’ve seen the words Cox and chew in the same sentence.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must not talk with Goofus much.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to talk to him between all that chewing.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that inning.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

7-pitch inning FTW!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

AtLOLanta

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice innings are nice.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

quick innings. it’s like Unit is pitching against the Giants.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

How will the braves fail to get us a run next?

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

dunno…but Francouer will do it.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson

by haverecords on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Throws a ball into the upper deck

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to find out where OBP is put

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson

by haverecords on May 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside the park home run bunt

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like coffee..

BUT I WANT AN ICE MOCHA NOW

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

A McDonalds coffee?

Not just shitty, but shitté!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one..

how do you do the accent on the e

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by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alt+130 on the numpad on a PC

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

alt + 130 on the number pad.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a Mac:

Option-E and then the desired vowel.

For PCs: I haven’t a clue. Something to do with ALT code

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you guys remeber alt code?

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I was posted on Pokémon message boards back in the day.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day? I’m pretty sure you have a tab open for those boards right now.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/closes tab before anyone notices

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAH NOW YOU LOST THAT COMMENT YOU WERE PAINSTAKINGLY TYPING!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WRITE MY COMMENTS IN NOTEPAD BEFORE POSTING, SUCKER

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT! NOW THE WORLD WILL KNOW YOUR GROUNDBREAKING RESEARCH ON MURKROW!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t very many useful ones, so it really limits how much I need to know.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITT: MAC IS BETTER LOLLLL

œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ"åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤Œ"´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏"ÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒ˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº⁄€‹›fifl‡°·"‘’"

Look at all those symbols! Symbolriffic!

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

repeated use
I can remember ñ just because I use it so much

by Merope on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could also go into MS Word, click Insert > Symbol, then select the accent e, then copy it from there and paste it in here.

But that sounds like a big waste of time to me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN I DO IT?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPIRAL ARROW!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, wide zone. And I’m predicting that Randy goes COLD after that foul ball off the knee.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wish he wouldn’t walk back slowly with his head hanging.

I mean, come on man.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie could use a hit.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It would help his miserable OBP.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh a single

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA...single

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Money single!

Ugh

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOG THE BASES

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

5,847th double turned into a single for Bengie.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

“below average speed” – /snort.

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by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT AND SLOW

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE TO SEE

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by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred could use a hit.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh, i know. it was close until the end. denver couldn’t buy a shot.

by itlynstalyn on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLanta

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Prado is dumb.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is sad

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow..

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by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

actually, I think that was a smart play by Prado.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Only with the slowest runner on the planet on 1st. But he mind-fucked himself.

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually didn’t think Bengie would get back. and it was close at 1st. He couldn’t have waited any more to throw it to first.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

?????

THat would have been classic if Bengie was out there

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED!

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Prado the guy who threw home on the double steal, too? If so, he’s having a really rough game in the field.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is some of the worst baseball I've ever seen

Worst than most little league games

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that little shimmy Molina did there?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, but it makes the girls here in Cleveland puke

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by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolololol

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played

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by marcello on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be comical.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

and it was

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

GET FASTER

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

lol nice throw Francoeur

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by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

waving Bengie…not a good idea.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

not even in the same ballpark as a good idea.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All you can do is laugh about that.

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI!!!

That was worth it just for the comedy.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina is NEVER in scoring position. Learn it.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What an arm, for a pedophile.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW? RUN FASTER

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by marcello on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the Giants are starting to feel sorry for the Braves

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably would have been a good time to pinch run

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by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinchrun in the middle of a play?

Once Molina touches third, have someone run out of the dugout towards home?

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Bengie the only player in the league that gets thrown out there? I say yes.

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the only player in the history of the game.

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by rxmeister on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

got to say yes. no one is slower

by sadison bummedgarner on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marc Hill would’ve been thrown out on that play. But Hill’s 57 years old now.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up Don King

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, but that was fucking funny.

by satyricrash on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The Michelin Man is a tire whore

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina = slow

After Scott Hairston ate 10 babies, Molina took him on in a footrace and finished 12th.

Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t hit a wall, Randy.

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by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Figuratively, too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL@ that replay

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop showing that throw!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s too funny for them not to

by itlynstalyn on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the one from last year.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina needs to adopt the Matt Stairs approach. Either hit a homerun, or make an out.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

similar to jack cust :O

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Cust walks.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

true story.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That run better not be the difference

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry, Kruk. You can’t forget the fact that Bengie is the slowest person is on the planet.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How was the throw that good?

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

he nailed the runner at the plate?

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was perfect, no Giants outfielder has done that in years

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

not since Bonds threw Counsel out at home.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

On his birthday

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred did that last year.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game… awesome play!

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we back yet? mlb.tv is still on commercial break.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.tv is killing me this year..

It thinks I’m living in the bay area right now so I can’t watch Giants games.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that issue the other day. If you call the help number they can actually help you. It was weird, you know, being helped.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS GAME IS IN COMMERCIAL BREAK

by satyricrash on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm – do you think if Bengie managed to extend his leg in the slide, he may have been safe?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait till Posey is out catcher and we use him to pinch run (when it’s his day off) instead of needing to pinch run for him

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Francoer’s one tool keeps killing us

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

we get it. Francoeur has a good arm

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by rxmeister on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. Raul Ibañez is hitting .347 with 17 HR thus far.

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s making me look bad for laughing at the Phillies for signing him.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made it worth it though

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Mayor of Cincinnati bad.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome

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by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could probably make that into an infinite loop of that ball passing past and infinite number of Ibañezes

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not an All-Star

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steroids11

or HAX1

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think K&K have stopped chit-chatting to note this change.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flemming mentioned it on radio

Winn fouled a ball off his leg last AB.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. mlb.tv has decided to take leave of the game. Goddammit.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, this MLB.tv fail has convinced me that it’s bed-time. Night all.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah fuck

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

TWHS!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRAT

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it, Crotch-man

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Casey Kotchman?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the third out, Randy.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Last inning for RJ

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis has a decent arm

BUT IT’S NOT AS GREAT JEFF FRANCOEUR’S ARM A.K.A “THE HAMMER OF THOR”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad we don’t have the hammer of Thor in our system anymore.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to worry about dingerz here

Unit has struggled with HR this year.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s pitching around Larry here.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he WANTED you to think!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t I ever worry about dingerz when the Giants are up to bat?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take him out.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Pat Misch to nail this down

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Every day Affeldt

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s nailing shit in Fresno now

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the women of Fresno aren’t known for their beaut, but to call them “shit”? I think you just took it too far.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like the Alien with skin.

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does fail to look like a human being.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

…and glasses.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANKLE BREAKER!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

UGLY

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH STFD LARROLD

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Pitchin’, RJ

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lolarry

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME DAMN INSURANCE RUNS.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sponsored by Esurance.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Job Randy..

I think that should be his last pitch.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

I say get him out there and have the ’pen ready.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, you are right

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many has he thrown? It really seems like he could keep going to me.

Plus, he’s like 80. So man throwing a lot doesn’t make much difference to me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who typed the word man into the middle of my sentence?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK IT WASN’T ME OK?

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ended with 79 pitches

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can do more.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he should’ve done more

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s 80 and could die if he pitches too much.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/throws hat on the ice…

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinkability

So dumb. Why not just advertise that it has ALCOHOL in it.

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably because it doesn’t have enough to make that kind of advertising legal.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you need it. you’ll find it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Drinkability” means it’s a non-poisonous liquid, amirite??

Wait—shouldn’t it be “potability”?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s marijuana.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potent Potables?

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Rowand throws ball into the seats

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone who works with kids of that age, that’s some impressive hand eye co-ordination going on. Most of my kids can’t catch a big rubber bouncy ball – they look away, or can’t track it correctly. I’d hate to see the carnage if i had them use baseballs and gloves!

by Merope on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid has a more accurate arm than his dad.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Little Rowand

he overthrew the cutoff man

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.tv back, just in time to see Scott’s kid dancing around.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

KID IS A GAMER

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss WTF. THAT ALMOST HIT THE WALL

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta Boy Manny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

POWER

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller

Uribe is one of those guys who, when he gets walked, goes “Aw, man, you walked me. Darn.”

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina saw that ball get hit and said “Damn he’s gonna get thrown out at first”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEEDY BURRISS

Too fast, even for the rocket arm of Jeff Francoeur!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY?

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S A MANNY HOMERUN!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not LOL-ing anymore.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The horse should not be driving!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a metaphor for Aurilia at the plate

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a dirty stereotype and I can’t believe you would run it out here!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s OK. I know a horse, and he thinks it’s funny!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of my best friends are horses!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW TO RETIRE
And Get a Horse To Bike You Where You Want To Go

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for Aurilia

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott. We need some insurance.

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got the gamer HR squint in his eye

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Flash the HR sign!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not hopeful.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN WHO’S THE BACK UP 1B?!?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson being randy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you saying he should take a Leake?

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid shoe of umpire

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Scott. Fight.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Get it fair, Scott.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOL Dude

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball dude says “Ole!”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

that was almost a sweet play

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH SCOTT

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

stay hot scott

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap

He hit the ball, and not at someone!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this new leadoff hitter?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait I don’t understand.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants have been trying a new “score runs” strategy lately. A bit unorthodox, but it seems to be working so far.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This strategy is new and new things scare me. I didn’t like things the way they were, but I don’t know if I’ll like them any better if we change them. I might even like them worse.

The whole thing makes me very nervous.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What now, Rowand haters?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s streaky, and his bad streaks seem to last longer than his good ones. So I’m still gonna hate, thankyouverymuch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST LIKE MY UNDERWEAR AMIRITE?!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY. Rowands = howie’s chones

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s wrong.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE THAT MAN SALARY ARBITRATION

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!! GAMERY CLUTCHNESS!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DRIVE SCOTT IN TOO, EDGAR.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet you thought you’d never get to post that

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garbage Pail Kids, They Never Lie!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he knows his nickname is Scott.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

For the moment…..yes.

by itlynstalyn on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

any team can use a CF?

by wilriv21 on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

.811 OPS for rowand now!

by superk1ng on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough day for Ross with all the BIDs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

She licked the ball!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

We need Scooter the animated baseball to explain why she licked it

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she just lick that ball?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

it was a simulated lick.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a dirty joke in there somewhere.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP LOOKING AT WHAT I’M DOING ON COMPUTER!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walka Walka Walka

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?

by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If you were Bobby Cox, wouldn’t you get tired of coaching after a while?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It distracts him from hitting his wife

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsh.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Nate’s strategy to hit it away from Frenchy

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

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