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Answer: For another team.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Where should Rowand bat?

Is Fresno one of the choices?

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Some other MLB team.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do good stuff

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks very lizard people-ish in that photo. Not that that’s an unusual look for Randy.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Quarter Horse

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Original member of the Van Buren Boys

by NuschlerFace on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

No way is that real.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many pixels.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has too many legs to be a quarter of a horse.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks real to me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy looked like she really had to concentrate there to remember what the big yellow thing was called.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on May 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yellow??? Ew.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaundiced from the hepatitis.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

BTW, when you’re done with the boards, do we call you Dr. Cornball?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, no. You can call kenshin Dr. kenshin, but I’m still two years – and two big tests – away from that.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t suck, Fred.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty soon Lewis will be the only player ever to have more HRs than RBIs.

by '83 Fleer on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More K’s than at bats, too.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugliest Randy

Johnson or Savage?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

What was the lady’s name?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miss Elizabeth. RIP.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luger killed her. =(

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, my wife says that every time either of them are ever mentioned.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karma took care of him.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's dead?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, several years back. Booze and perscription drugs.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, that’s right. Wasn’t she with Hogan at one time?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was the era I watched wrestling (I was, like, 10)

Wrestlemania 5, she got injured during the Hogan/Savage tag team title defense and Hogan went backstage to be with her. Savage got destroyed by himself and turned evil.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

She must have been hurt after the Hogan/Savage tag team

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hogan grabbed her ass. lol

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, WM5 was Hogan vs. Savage. Savage turned on Hogan in the buildup.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

When was the match I was thinking of, then?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might’ve been at the Royal Rumble or something. I’m not sure.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHH

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLEW WALKS

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

COOL A WALK

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yay walks!!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB Freddie

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred is awesome.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on May 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAD OFF HITTER!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

good ab, Fred.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to BB is very acceptable.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep taking

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kawakami has had some bad control issues.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a Giants pitcher.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUGH

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Sriracha + chicken nuggets = win

by Natto on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Straighten it out.

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it, Travis. Keep that fair!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you, foul area!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He had me way fooled

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Impressive foul ball.

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN. Stay inside the ball.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ISHI SMASH!

Fail..

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO BALL
/cries

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa’s OBP is actually pretty respectable now.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I was cooking, Kuip fooled me.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

flew almost got caught there

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Even a decent throw and he’s way out.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was ball 4

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2 good ABs in a row, how about that

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Ishikawa much better than the opening day version

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, those base clearing triples are rough.

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

more the fact that he didn’t take his first walk until something like 10 games in, and now he has a .75 isoOBP

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well ten games in isn’t opening day. :)

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about:
Late May Ishi >>>>>>>>>>>> April Ishi

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, this

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but in my mind, writing game 2 didn’t sound right

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries. I knew what you meant, was just being a jerk.

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That at bat was real good until that last pitch

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

bad Travis

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked foolish on that changeup.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

gah travis

good fred

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is due for his first homerun

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RISP

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty. I think that was the first changeup Kawakami threw tonight.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That pitch exposes Travis as a AAAA player, methinks

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! WILD PITCH!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

good job Freddie

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAO!

poor david ross

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

“Grapes from California”

Sad to say, I don’t really care where my grapes come from.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it when they come from vines.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them fermented.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

grapes? those are wine eggs

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But these are a big hit!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO UVAS!

says Chavez

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

3/4 up the back stop. Nice

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s going to have to do that again if we’re gonna score

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on May 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He smoked that

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

The Urinator!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta boy Uribe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN!

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ11

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOO-RIBE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Urine!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SF Chron blog typo. Kinda funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wondered where that came from.

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be goddamned. That was almost like real baseball right there.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s not get carried away.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said “almost.” It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than that to get me even slightly optimistic.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Score a run

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

I was wondering how to do that.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs Sandoval?

/ducks

Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!

by rxmeister on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda can catch with Uribe at third

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Manny.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

another burriss double would be nice right here

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Burriss

Don’t hit the ball in the air. It’s not exactly your forte.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

20 pushups every time he hits one in the air

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Maybe he develops some power from all of the pushups

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

how am I supposed to hit if my arms can’t move

Brand new adoptive daddy for the Big Unit. This is one of the only ways a 5' 10" father can have a 6' 10" son.

by Speedforthewin on May 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were RJ, I would never swing.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, what the hell was that hop off the mound in that replay? Someone needs to get drilled for that carp.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t hurt someone for what some lousy fish did!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer salmon.

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAAARP!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Johnson is 1 for 14, his BA is not .126. Math.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ithink that was his career BA

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh. That makes sense. I was just like “MATH! FAIL!”. By myself in my apartment.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tall pitcher is tall.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, it’s been more than a decade since Randy Johnson was traded from the Mariners to the Astros. I really am getting old.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy hit that ball farther than Burriss did.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

walks+speed= runz

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Forgot to mix in a few infield hits

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

CYLINDERS ARE MY FRIEND

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

back away from the cylinder…

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened...

to the Carl’s Jr. in your face moments they used to do? I saw one in an A’s game earlier in the year that reminded me that we used to have that going on for Giants games.

For that matter, whatever happened to The Best Damn Sports Show Period? Used to be on nearly every night, and now all I see are the countdowns once in a while.

Also, I miss eliminate me with Kruk and Kuip. Fun stuff.

by kornstar2004 on May 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of RIP

RIP

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good game

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Slingbox fail..

What was it

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Johnson game

Beck getting the Murray double play

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Ross!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SchaFAILer

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I like one-pitch outs.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

At this point in RJ’s career, I prefer them to his K’s

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry launches laserbeams!

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

They rebuilt him .They have the technology.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really looking forward to his return, now.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry launches laserbeams

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m loving this Braves lineup.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowry loves laserbeams!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pew Pew Pew!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes to the pitcher

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

(deuces)

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

And again.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish the pitcher

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed something, what’s up with all the Lowry – laser beam references?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Some kids sent K&K a book of drawings of all the players. The caption on the Lowry pic had him throwing laserbeams.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowry from the future appeared on the broadcast warning Kruk and Kuip about the impending robot apocalypse.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRIKE THIS BITCH OUT

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyyyyyy! Rents!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

nice.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Ed!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play Rent!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Cruisin' Randy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost gave up a hit to the pitcher.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

then we would have had to hear how much his swing is like Fukudome’s, Ichiro’s, and Matsui’s

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a mix of Ichiro and Matsui!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND LASERS

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars’s Lawyer Launches Lheritage Lawsuits.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys

anybody know our record when we score first?

by sadison bummedgarner on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SHH

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO STATZ

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Randy Johnson fella sure is ugly.. but he plays baseball well.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kawakami will get a hit tonight at an inopportune moment

…just preparing everyone.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No clue what you are talking about

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty obvious

Tim Kawakami, with a bong.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked like a timing pattern from Kawakami to Renteria.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RJ's book

“It helps to be really tall with really long arms and legs if you want to pitch good. Try to be really tall.”

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Coors Light new Cold Sensing Can!

When your beer is cold, the can is cold!

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I CANT TELL UNLESS THERE’S BLUE MOUTAINS

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IS IT DRINKABLE? BEER SHOULD BE DRINKABLE AND NOT CHEWABLE!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO THE GIANTS HAVE WINABILITY?

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want chewable beer you can get beer gummies.

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I hate grabbing a beer, thinking it’s cold…and then sipping it and finding out it’s scalding hot.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds' Book

“I did my job. I went 1-3 with a walk.”

by kornstar2004 on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Prancing catchers are funny

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP KUIP!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

AMY NEEDS TO SHUT HER GOD DAMN MOUTH

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Amy G: “Everybody enjoys the big unit.” There may be some truth there.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We know she likes big unit

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside and his bizarre hair looks out of place in a big-league dug-out.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was stroked

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamerocity in full force

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTTTTT!!!

Pooped!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Aaron Rowand get replaced with the cyborg robot from the future?

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Rowand somewhat less, lately

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RE: dogs are DISGUSTING

Mine just found a used diaper in the trash and ate it. :(

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And he didn’t save any for you?

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogs are funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’ll teach ya. throw ’em out the window. THIS IS MURICA!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You usually make more appetizing things for dinner, don’t you?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rowand deserves salary arbitration immediately!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not a machine OK? He’s just Rowand.

by kornstar2004 on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Youre a lucky MFer Rowand

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand you lucky fucker

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

My god, the Braves MI are inept.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand took a nasty shit

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GAR

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND

This is little league shit. See the ball down. WAKE UP!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, where did Kuip grab Scott??

by satyricrash on May 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

in his Rownads

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rownads

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

under the deltoid.

intimate.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk

“What were you doing grabbing over there?”

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

KUIP: “I grabbed him there and it was like a rock”. I’m going to interpret this how I’d like for my own amusement.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fact: Kuip gives man-hugs and Kruk gets jealous.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slingbox fail again..

How did Rowand get to 2nd?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Double in the gap

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Line drive double

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting the ball with the bat and running past first base without getting tagged out.

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time we’ve got a guy on second with less than two outs, just wait for the Braves to move him to third.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Freshwater fish walk!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear

Our opponents feel sorry for us. They help us out, so much.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Multiple base runners!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, Dwight. Let’s get something done.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So, do the Braves even have grey uniforms anymore?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Subquestion

Do we have black jerseys anymore?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The have not since 2001.

by satyricrash on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s really been that long? I kinda miss those. Not every night, but once in a while it would be cool.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were pretty “bad luck” if I remember.

by satyricrash on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pre game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only for batting practice.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but for the entire month of June, the Giants are going to wear their “Turn Ahead The Clock” Uniforms

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but in the future, no one will need clothes and everyone will be naked!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson pitching nude FTW!

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll find out the real reason he’s called the Big Unit

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what in god’s name is that?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the Indians one says “INDIA”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

By 2021 the MLB will be truly global.

And the Indians will be moved to Mumbai.

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

uni or Bonds?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uni, obviously

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I thought. just checking.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im a Bonds freak like the rest of us

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The backwards baseball cap was part of the uni.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the white cap but backwards?

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Griffey got all of the M’s to do it until the umps made them stop.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also spraypainted his cleats silver.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

brewers and snakes are UGLY

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALKZ ARE MAI FREND

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

time for a classy gidp with a classy rbi

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be a classy non-rbi.

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn’s avg up to 282.. not bad.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this is as close the Giants can come to playing themselves.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was the Mariners.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Braves seem more comically inept.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict a DP ball that Randy beats out a first

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Splash hit

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Renteria get to first base?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

BB

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

tear in the space time continuum

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gnomes.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

exuding veteren savvy

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is they guy walking his dog that we wanted to see

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad I’m taping this!

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t tap that.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT FUN FACT

One way you can get bronchitis is by aspirating vomit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate pop-ups.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo dwight

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good GIDP time

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitty..

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a WINNer

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN nice AB, Bad result

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OT FUN FACT

molina will ground into a DP right now

by sadison bummedgarner on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2 for his last 36? Yikes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina

2 for last 35

OOF

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times on base?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bengie almost swung at that ball exchange

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

MISTER DOUBLE PLAY IS UP

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bengie GiDP’s here…..

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The inning will be over.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox Gamer of the Week!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

LOL BRAVES

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BRAVES FAILLL!!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Comedy of errors FTW!!!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky lucky lucky

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was comically bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

See?

They feel sorry for us.

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We make shit up as we go along

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, Braves!

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

AtLOLnta!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ATLOL!

FAIL….WIN!

Bonds stands alone.

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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ATLANTLOLOLOLOL!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

errr uhhh… okay…
we’ll take it

by Merope on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YAKITY SAX

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appropriate soundtrack for the play.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was terrible all around

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, luckiest run ever.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on May 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Are those both steals?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Better be an error on the throw to the plate.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: ruled a double steal.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamerness and grit win out

by kornstar2004 on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, back with the big team!

by WalrusMan on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand steals home

LOLZ

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, what the hell is Rowand doing?

You can’t get away with that play in the bigs.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never seen that shit work in non-little league

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 2nd baseman played it perfectly, just short hopped the pitcher

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just did.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

More times than not the infielder makes that throw.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like they worked on in Spring Training!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants weren’t content with GIDP, so they tried to run into 2 outs.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, a productive out?

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Double steal Fail

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand stealing home = bad official score call

22-23 - Giants Series Record: 9-5-2, 8-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Tough time out last time in Portland, as he gave up 6 ER, 3 BB, and 9 H in 4 IP. Overall ERA still @ 3.38.

by rhys on May 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed – there were two errors there that allowed him to score.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not? if a guy is stealing a base and the throw is bounced allowing him to be safe, it’s not an error.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The catcher had it, then dropped it.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then fell on his face trying to get to home plate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the throw was bounced. it didn’t look like he ever really had it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was, but it looked to me like he had it. Anyway, you’re right, usually they give guys a SB even when it was clearly the thrower’s and/or catcher’s fault.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry.

:-(

by Cookyman on May 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the ball was in the dirt.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoe laces were tied together

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I'm looking at it too

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes scorers should use common sense.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Vaughn.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

California Penal League stats don’t count.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckin lakers

why is carmelo on the bench?

p.s. none of you care

by sadison bummedgarner on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Not one bit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Carmelo start playing for the Lakers?

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda care.

less now that it looks like the Cavs won’t make it.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never give up!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember once there was this baseball team down 0-3 in a seven game series. There was this one stolen base and then they came back to win it all.

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we ought to sign the guy who got that stolen base to a multi-year contract.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I care..

And also don’t know the answer..

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Rowand “steal” home?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Real sneaky like

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUGS

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit and Run, Bengie swing and miss. Renteria (slow) in rundown, Rowand goes home, ball bounced, catcher slips, both runners safe.

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgard stole second, the braves threw to second, Rowand broke for home, the braves threw home, the ball short hopped the catcher and bounced away so Rowand was safe at home.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he ran

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ran all night and day.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

From that day on, if he was ever going somewhere, he was running …

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That boy sure is a running fool

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most HRs with one manager

One of the most random “stats” ever.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

There is probably someone at STATS Inc paid to think of new and useless stats.

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Kuip had to talk about perfect games last inning…

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME SKANKY G

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

there goes the no-no

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this where the wheels fall off for RJ?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

No. But it’s why it was annoying we couldn’t score more than one run in the bottom of the third.

by non sequitur on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aflac question

Oldest pitcher to win his 300th game

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I don’t think that’s it.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spahn?

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds about right.

by Natto on May 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's Niekro...

He was 47 when he won his 300th. Spahn was “just” 40.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mathewson?

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by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pure guess

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warren Spahn?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil Niekro?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that after I typed my answer.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m right on this one. Niekro won his 300th when he was 47.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice call.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never get these aflac questions right!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner

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by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glavine

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Francis Glavine.

He won his 300th in 1888 after all.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Sutton?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course the Cardinals get healthy this weekend

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Im a romosexual

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I am a little when I’m drunk.

Wait, you said ROMOsexual. Never mind.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a Velezbian, too?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is Velezbian.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is true

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look out Amy G

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like her her long legs and general lankiness. If only she’d shut up. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

guys feel this way about a lot of women.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

(must keep this thread PG13)

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must try harder

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Person!

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Not feeling so chipper, right now, huh?

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

The artist formerly known as Set-up man

by CB30 on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

One pitch outs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good inning.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I like one-pitch outs.

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLanta!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

leadoff doubles never score

"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.

by thehavenot on May 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Lot of similarities there..

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.

by Azmanz on May 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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