Gamethread: The Two Towers
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Oof
Molina is under .260 now
20-23 - Giants Series Record: 8-5-2, 7-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.
I like how sfgiants.com is trying to push him as an All Star.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
what other choice do they have?
20-23 - Giants Series Record: 8-5-2, 7-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.
Well, he actually has been one of the best catchrs in the NL
Says more about the NL.
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we should be able to vote on pitchers
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum would be up there.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take my chances.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i left to go camping this past weekend…. and to get away from these stupid one run games. i come back to an offensive powerhouse
Dodgers fans eat their young.
You need to camp more.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
i drove up to mendocino county
i’m used to 60 degree nights here in l.a; not to freezing my ass off in late may.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Oh Money. That wasn’t good.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Dissapointing AB
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
spellcheck nazi
Since I’ve seen it misspelled about ten times now in the last week, I should point out that it’s: “disappointing”.
We now return to our normal scheduled broadcasting.
by non sequitur on May 26, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, my fail
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Do Giants hitters get paid per pop-up?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The Giants don't suck!
Someone else sucks!
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006, and bringing you all your California League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 26, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie, please stop being bad at hitting and go back to being good at hitting.
I think this would be a beneficial arrangement for all parties
Respectfully,
groug
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My simulator says the Giants would win more games if Bengie got more hits.
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No.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
are there fleeting seconds in any given day?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I want to see the stat related to facial hair, like which batter facial hair does best against which pitcher facial hair.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Figures you would want that info.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The chin merkin batter owns the goatee pitcher by a 3:1 ratio!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing is, I can totally see this abbreviation on a stat chart. Well played.
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what is the stat for how many stats there are?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There are for Barry Zito.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M NOT LISTENING! NANANANANANA!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
that was ball 4
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Back-to-back batters get full counts. Both failed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Heyy everrrybuddy!
Go to your mouths!
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Whenever I hear “Medlen” I think of this tragic event 2 years ago.
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Hillenbrand
Aurilia
Bowker
and now Ishikawa joins this illustrious group
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
I miss JT Snow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JT was okay with the bat while he was with as well. Not great, but okay.
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Ohhhhh...
Did you mean in the booth? Yeah I don’t miss him.
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CORNBALL!
DEUCES?
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
I know! I missed it and it’s all my fault! I was distracted.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMMIT
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM FAIL
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Goddamnit! All three get to full count and fat lot of fucking good it does us! Carney is going to have them hacking even more next time up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I was under the impression that Carney had them ALL swinging at the 1st pitch….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 26, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
it made Medlen throw a lot of pitches and give Timmy more rest. It’s way better than a 5 pitch inning.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. It still makes me angry.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The question is “What Braves pitcher no-hit the Giants, then went on to play for them later in his career?”
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Question?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Q?
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
greatest 3 game set ever?
2 days later, Mays hit 4 bombs
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be my guess.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
my final Jeopardy question is “which Giants pitcher threw his glove to first base for an out when the ball was stuck in his glove?”
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Mulholland was a Brave after he was a Giant – and, by the time he was a Brave, he was a reliever.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yeah, Mulholland is correct
August 15th 1990
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He was a Giant THREE times before he was a Brave, actually.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Guys who were Giants for three separate stints
Mulholland, Shawon Dunston – anyone else?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
That’s kind of deceptive if it was worded as groug reported. Mulholland wasn’t a Brave when he threw that no-hitter – and he was a Giant before as well as after that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
but he didn’t no-hit the Giants while on the Braves. He did it on the Phillies.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishikawa is so good at defense that even when he’s bad at defense, he’ still good at defense.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
that was almost bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
sex is like pizza, even when its bad, its good.
by Classy_Argonaut on May 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m male, and I’ve bad instances of both that weren’t still good.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Yeah, I’m not agreeing with that either.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never had horse meat, but I do like raw beef, so I’m not sure that would be bad!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
IRL LOL.
And I have decided to accept this as fact, because it sounds delightfully disgusting.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I'm not even joking
I would totally try all three of those.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I probably would too. We have garlic ice cream here anyway.
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More fun flavors
What’s with all the meat flavors?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They like to do things a little differently over there.
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I am aware of this. Still…
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just think of how strange cheese must seem to someone who’d never heard of it before.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Touche
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What I want to know is how they decided to start eating charcoal and noodle flavors.
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Yeah, sweet potato does not sound too bad.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I totally want wasabi ice cream now!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Now I’m imagining blood sausage & mushy pea pizza.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
/ralphs
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ah, sort of like how, in England, “salad” = a piece of wilted lettuce and maybe one other small vegetable without dressing.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Either will do, I’m sure.
My people have fucked up ideas about food.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Cavs just let Rashard Lewis get an open 3pointer. wow.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
wow - what a shot
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh Tim.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Really?
Garrett Anderson?
Really?
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DAMN
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck the Padres.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Manny with leather.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nice play Manny.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The sadder thing is that one of them is a first baseman.
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Air France with the foul. ha ha.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Amy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Is she drunk?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Cut off by MLB.tv. Huzzah!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Amy, Amy, Amy. Maybe sportscasting just isn’t for you.
Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK
I’m so glad I missed it. Listening to Amy G hurts my ears.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s hot in an “omg I can’t believe I drank that much” kinda way
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
For the record: she’s got a slamming hot bod in person. Saw her in the dugout before a game – she’s got an awesome lanky thing going that you can’t appreciate on TV.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Sounds nice. Have to make sure to get dugout seats.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That would never get called in the closing seconds of a tight game. That's just the way it is.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
it would if it were lebron. he got the call with .5 seconds left
by Classy_Argonaut on May 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
and this is a discussion most posters here can contribute to because…?
dunno about you, but i’m watching the giants game.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
MLB - TV break
Lebron is the shizz.
Did they win? What’s the series at?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
so those 4 runs are all we’re going to get huh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
i just did the research myself (thankfully timmy only has 2 years of stats)
he’s 21-3 when given 4 runs or more… so i hope it’s all we’ll need.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I refused to believe the Giants have scored 4 runs 24 times
ever. Let alone in Lincecum’s starts.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'd have to believe that those are the last 3 years combined
by Sabean's_Folly on May 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll take those four runs and like it.
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And you'll be happy you got 'em.
Back in my day you’d be lucky to get 1 run. And if you got two runs, damn if you’d better hold the other team off because if you’d want to win, those will be the only runs that score all game.
By “in my day” I meant last week.
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STFD Other Rook
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
SIT!
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
STFD ROOKIE
LOL HE LOOKS TOTALLY CONFUSED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
K pitch had a SICK break!
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
hic
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a nice inning.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Braves inning = over
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I like Jello 1-2-3
‘cos(by) I’m old.
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he’s ok
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe he could develop into a good pitcher
by Classy_Argonaut on May 26, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
doubtful, too many Ks
Everyone knows really good pitchers throw lots of fly balls
by Sabean's_Folly on May 26, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And besides, strikeouts are fascist.
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He has upside, even if he's a longshot.
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FYI, Matt Wieters gets the call.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
WTP Rowand
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
OT
Looks like the magic are gonna go up 3-1
by Classy_Argonaut on May 26, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
although i'm rooting for the magic
never count out lebron with a minute left
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Larry Dobrow of Sportsline.com says our “fastest” runner gets down the line in 6 second. I have to believe this is Burris, and I have to believe this is complete horse crap….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 26, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
That is complete horse crap. i can confirm.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 26, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Even I shave! I could be a big league pitcher!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
woo i found a link
http://www.itsabove.com/sports/mlb/braves/braves_stream/815194.html
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Are they drunk?
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a serious question?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Is that?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hmm..
let’s continue to monitor this situation, but i do believe you are on to something there sir.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Your asking for too much now
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like for the Giants to produce another 4-run rally sometime tonight.…….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 26, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re all booked for tonight. Can they slot you in for sometime in July?
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Was about to ask that.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.
Didn’t they ask this question already?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t they ask this question already?
by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Chip
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Grab Some Pine Meat
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SIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
SIT
FiLTHY, ABSOLUTELY FILTHY
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
That pitch gave me a change-up chubby.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER SIGHTING
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THEY BROUGHT UP BUSTER!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
He's on the 26 man roster
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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The guy that thought the blue on the map was land?
by Classy_Argonaut on May 26, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HI BUSTER!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
1-2-3 innings are 1-2-3.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YAY! Rowand broke the right way!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Oh wait, that's Larry Baer.....but........like I said
by Sabean's_Folly on May 26, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Try to keep up. The groupthink is fickle here.
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As long as Sabean, melonhead, Righetti, et al are allowed to destroy this franchise, yes
by Sabean's_Folly on May 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
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I meant ‘Huh?’ to the Rags part
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baer to gerald:
“see that skinny kid on the mound? that’s your future battery mate for a decade”
Dodgers fans eat their young.
LOL
Baer toying with the gun in his mouth then without wiping it off shakes Buster’s hand.
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by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
gum
but whatever fits in his mouth.
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by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
what's this buster sighting stuff?
do i have a reason to BE EXCITEd?!!???!!
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He’s watching the game from the owner’s seats.
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Presumably, he bought the team.
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very nice
lol
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he's watching the game with larry baer and what looks like some other baby giants
Dodgers fans eat their young.
well that's fun
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I propose that the Giants score a few more runs before the game ends.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
At least Bengie is hitting the ball harder…
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
when is buster supposed to be put into the majors?
I heard AAA after 300 ABs, does he stay in the minors for another year or two after that?
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Is Kieschnick the douchey-looking one?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ba – dum – BASH!
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by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the other douchey-looking one. The one that looked like he should be on Hot Chicks with Douchebags (as the douchebag).
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Don't forget
Edelfsen
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
medlen out
Hmm. Must have hit a pitch count.
I thought Lebrons shot was gonna make it rain
by Classy_Argonaut on May 26, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit this Irishman
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We’ll need another Irishman for that.
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How sad is it that other teams play shallow for our first-baseman?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
as he pencils in Aurilia on the next four days’ lineup cards
by Sabean's_Folly on May 26, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So offense fail for the rest of the game?
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
I mis-read that as Warren Buffett.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kenny Chesney
is our broadcast’s Amy G.
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 26, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Amy!
She needs a Ricola
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Swiss people are weird.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hey man, could like, someone gimme a light?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Greinke
His ERA took a hit after a 1-run CG vs Detroit.
that guy is phenomenal
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and he doesn't even get to face the Giants!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Up to 0.84
That guy sucks.
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Unreal.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BUM!
time to drop him in my fantasy league
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If Timmy were an FA next year.. how much money does he make? 8 years, 200 mil?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.
per year
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
200 mill
per year
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
/Steinbrenner Jr. looks in his wallet.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
D-Baggs doing everything they can to spoil a 7+ ip, 10k performance by Mad Max and blow a 6-run league.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Ring him the fuck up on that
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Oh feck.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
french bastard
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Is Yunel Escobar not a Brave anymore?
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Hurt.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hip problem
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Tim. One more out.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
whoa
this is getting a little too interesting, especially with Wilson time coming later.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I do not like the direction this inning is going.
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Those last two at bats sucked
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
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POOP!
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
GIDP time
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by Giant among Angels on May 26, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Dude
Is Affeldt going to pitch every day? Give him a break Boch!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He’s got no one else…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 26, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
NO OTHER LEFTIES IN THE BULLPEN
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TOO MUCH FOR BOCHY BRAIN!
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He hasn’t pitched that much recently
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Sometimes Fred looks good at defense.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lewis with a good jump. wtf!!!?
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maybe he could give Scott lessons?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
please no. Scotty generally isn’t too bad with the jumps. Freddie is often scary.
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"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
That was a great play by Lewis
Its time like this you realize how much his speed helps him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Two Handed Fred – Awesome
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I was "WTF?" and then they announced him.
damn delay , lol
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by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY
FINISH HIM!
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
that's an incredible stat
timmy has the highest percentage of quality starts ever (for pitchers who had over 50 games started)
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over any pitcher, ever (since they started recording the stat)
that’s amazing
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It’ll probably be when Sandoval gets healthy so they can send Whiteside down.
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romo and torres. who gets send down or DFA?
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Torres is already up. They sent down Guzman.
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Torres is up for Guzman.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Please with the strikeout?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's [no, make that Rowand's] contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
changeup and sit
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
maybe this time.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
yes!
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by Little Napoleon on May 26, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DEUCES!
Shake ’em up!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
excuse me, (deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thank you
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STFD Norton!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Greg Norton
Overmatched
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to be fair
that’s not much of a statement
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
TIMMAH!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BOO YAH
yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH
SIT!
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GOT 'EM!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
109!!!!!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 26, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
WOW.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 26, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Timmy Day, everybody! I am off to bed. Night.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
peace
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Life is good when Timmy pitches.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Wilriv21: "Your" as in your SF Giants.
Peace
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reply fail
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