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Open Gameday Thread Part 2

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bad Zito is back.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s allowed a rock start here and there.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe it but I'm going to be RICH!!! I just got this e-mail!!!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sumarize?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH WITH THE WALKS :(

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 24, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate walks.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. The Mariners hav a sideline reporter for the sole purpose of reading advertisements.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Aflac Trivia Question 2: Which base will Fred be stranded on?

A – 1st
B – 2nd
C – 3rd
D – erased on a double play
E – picked off
F – caught stealing

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

G - Will Score

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake Aflac Trivia Reverse Jinx!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit, 2 baserunners in one game inning!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like walks better when the Giants take them.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

there is always novelty value in rare occurrences

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 24, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

great AB Uribe

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that shit.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli!

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently Eli didn’t get the memo.

by Snof on May 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He only got the swing at the first pitch memo.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of the above!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball is slightly less lame right now.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1

game now officially over

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI'S COMIIIIIN'

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer!

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWIN!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

good thing Eli didnt’ take 2nd on that hit….

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

why look at pitches when you can get a hit with one pitch

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this what they call a… rally?

by ninerkev on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

shhhh they’re flightly things

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 24, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Popped in to say alright new guy

and Aaron good going

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmm Mmmm Mmmmm gooood!

Pizza, grapefruit , watermelon and beer

by Sabean's_Folly on May 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

cup of tea , cannot shake my cold

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grilled up a couple of hot links

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad tuna on stale bread.

yippie-ki-yay-mo-fo's. Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Such as: DH

by Die Hard on May 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fish tacos at Rubios

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 24, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE SCORE RUNZ!

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it hatas!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy cow

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!!!

amazing what you can do when you string a few hits together

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh Zito is meh.

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitch walks…

It’s good to have you back, Barry.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he do now?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

His season has definitely not been encouraging so far. He and Noonan are both falling on the top prospects list.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were to do a top 10 list now, Noonan and Gillaspie would probably fall off it, replaced by Crawford and maybe Quirarte.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need Updated Prospect List

ah there is a fanpost in there somewhere

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where would the Defenders be without Conor Gilaspie?

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

since he is a Little Giant

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s on the SJ Giants, actually.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a ML hit.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already was (barely).

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got me

should have said a decent MLer

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito's noggin...

is still swimming in last night’s bongwater

by barge on May 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He thinks he’s Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just good pitching right there.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Game.

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito

Always loses with or without run support.

Bay Area fan going to UCLA.

by Yoyo on May 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HOORAY

Zito’s back!!

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody would want his contract even if he was good.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when Zito showed up for spring training that first year with a completely different delivery? What a wacky lovable character!!

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 24, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry Zito is just so precious

by ninerkev on May 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The furrowed brow is not to be missed

by Sabean's_Folly on May 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hillary Duff digs it.

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is correct, stretch

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your eye with Jermaine Dye

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your ass with Kevin Bass

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

After you pull out

In your hair with Scot Eyre

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your toe with Saduharu Oh

by DividedByZero on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

up your buttley with Chase Utley!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s getting wetly with Chase Headley

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still one of my favorite baseball names ever.

Helps that he got us Don Robinson in a trade.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foolin’ around on the webcam with William VanLandingham.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

in your Fridge with Brad Lidge!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randfom factoid

Brad Lidge was originally drafted by the Giants.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. So was JD Drew.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I didn’t know that one.

Also, I think he’s a dyslexic. His name is David Jonathan Drew.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I’ve always pronounced McCoven as rhyming with woven, not oven.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe

you are technically correct

by barge on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure? Seems like it would rhyme with oven.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 24, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume it would be pronounced the same way as “coven,” but I’ve heard that said both ways.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going with how you pronounce McCovey, except putting an “n” there.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

I’ve got nothing. I’m running on fumes

by ninerkev on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaylord’s brother was named Jim. Kuip says they used to call him Jimlord.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to recall hearing once that, in the Perry family, they pronounced the name “Gay-lerd.” Which just makes it a weirder name than it already was.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a flop inning

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

grammar fail

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from the 5 runs:
53 pitches, 43 balls.

Not so good.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

D’OH

53 STRIKES, 43 balls

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

43 balls in 53 pitches would be REALLY bad.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad, it didn’t even occur to me that those numbers could be wrong

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Giants pitcher would be efficient enough to throw 53 pitches through 5 innings.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like Zito

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because everyone cares

I have Felix on my fantasy team. I was so excited for today’s game.

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

good thing none of our runs were earned.

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Zito.. I’m not so much excited anymore.

by DividedByZero on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning would have been nice to have last inning.

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip:

“Flem will be back, and he’ll be bringing some runz”

by barge on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what he said on the TV side the last time they switched… All Kruk wanted was dogs

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

A) One more inning
B) Put a fork in him

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

A) I like watching home runs

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I saw R. Johnson with a Seattle cap on in Yahoo Gameday

.. and I was like wow. Randy Johnson is not nearly as ugly as I remember him to be

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! 1 pitch outs are awesome!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe up…and Uribe down

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

MannBurr!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 24, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, the Mariners ARE the AL Giants. Mediocre player’s last 2 hits are vs. the Mariners. Sounds like something bad players do vs. the Giants.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

SLIGHTLY MORE OFFENSE, SLIGHTLY MORE PITCHING

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

less pitching, I mean

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside looks like a guy from a sex offender registry in his gameday pic.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria – do something

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nope.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where would the Giants be without Edgardo Renteria

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was bad

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Mariners have 5 runs on 4 hits.

Question: Have the Giants ever had more runs that hits this year?

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

“than hits”

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Matt Cain still a SF Giant?

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Traded to the Twins for AJ Piersynski.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traded to the Blue Jays for Alex Rios.

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent- A- Fail

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro sees the Ishikawa on Travis’ uniform and probably starts speaking Japanese to him.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin ain’t jerkin. He’s workin.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

no shirkin’

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want that apron

Play hard, then rock out even harder.

by TheBigLeburnski on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Walks and homers :( I can’t watch these games.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro gets 3000 hits in his MLB career

Yes/no?

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s how to enter a ballgame.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mariners

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The 8th BELONGS to us

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer the 19th hole myself

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGAIN!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY LOOOOOOOOOOO!

Formerly Revolution1 || Status: Pissed that the Giants sold my wall of Ks to Johnsonville Sausages || Barry Zito: Throws Canyons Mildly Half-OK

by GiantBrass on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

do more of that, Flew!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We don’t talk enough about Thomas Neal.

He could hit his way to the majors next year.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

next year? Another thing going for the kid is that he is a RHH and not many OFers in his way

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Rafael Rodriguez a righty? Not that he’ll be in the majors any time soon.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si

lets have him get out of the AZ Rookie league before even thinking of the kid

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or IN the Rookie League, even.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe for a September shot of espresso.

But still, I could see Alderson, Bumgarner, Neal, Posey and Crawford all playing a part in next year’s team.

Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.

by oldjacket on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bowker keeps hitting, he should get another shot next year too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far out on a limb

IFF SF sniffs playoff contention this season could possibly see Sabean promote Bummy the way Angels promoted KRod in 2002 and Rays promoted Price in 2008

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the Giants bring back a ton of 35+ year olds.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson and Bumgarner could come up at some point. Maybe Posey, but probably not . Neal is doing nicely but there’s no way he’ll be ready. Crawford? Guys who strike out in over 30% of their AB’s in A+ don’t belong in the majors.

Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!

I hope.

by Cookyman on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he has a minor league OBP above .400, is hitting for power, and playing good defense, I can live with strike outs.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could also see the Giants promoting Jacks Williams, if only because they keep promoting him despite his awful offensive numbers.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

If you keep trashing Jacks like that he will hit a HR

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I wouldn’t mind. You can never have too many prospects, but only if they produce like prospects.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

noo

my fantasy team :(

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the Giants have to leave Lewis in Seattle.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Major League Defense, minor League bat….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe
Burriss
Whiteside

Yeah…this game is over

20-22 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss starts rallies!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complete game for Felix?

by Lars The Wanderer on May 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

we might see Aardsma

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another “great” Sabean move: Aardsma and Jerome Williams for Latroy Hawkins.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Aardsma went though several other organizations before he stuck with Seattle.

I hated that trade, though. Especially after watching Hawkins pitch in Chicago.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact we traded breathing human beings for Latroy Hawkins makes the trade terrible.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs fans may have hated Hawkins even more than we hated Benitez. Think of that.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why I hated the deal to begin with

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Cubs fans are kind of dumb. They loved Neifi, for instance.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seen enough Cubs cames to know they were right about Hawkins.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

merkin finally looks good

earlier this season, he couldn’t throw strikes in the bullpen

by barge on May 24, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

M’s sideline reporter update: not filmed live. They play the same clip over and over.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Babs gave up 5 ERs for the Dodgers today, Angels lead 5-4 in the bottom 6.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

#1 ballplayer of all time

Alphabetically, that is.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.

by jcb9 on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel really good about this!!

Uribe, Burriss, Whiteside!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Done!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mannytown?

maybe cordon off a section in the haight?

by barge on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who called it?

I called it!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

called what?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And now we have no DH

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy wants the double switch.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

schierholtz back to no gloves

must conserve battery power
/shuts down

by ryanmiles on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny needs to steal 2b

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

…done.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEED!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Manny!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Steal Home!

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny needs to score the tying run

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

damn it

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Rowand

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you expect anything else?

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER AB

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

Just not good enough.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Grr Aardsma.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Giants got their win for the week.

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

so who/when do we play next?

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The Braves on Monday

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATL

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 24, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez (L) vs. Javier Vasquez (W).

by SFGuy on May 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Boricuas pitching on Memorial Day

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at the brightside

that 2-1 bullshit hopefully is through.
now we’re just back to losing any which way.

by sayheybk on May 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure am glad Lewis hit that home run

I wouldn’t know how to handle a non-one-run loss.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

am very pleased to finally see Lewis pulling the ball. He needs to turn on that inside pitch and drive it like he has done the last few games.

by wilriv21 on May 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that indent in right field for?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If that’s the worst New Zito is gonna get, I’ll take it.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.

by cheno on May 24, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

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