Gameday Thread: Extra Innings

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lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
It was said that he owes us some runs. And a my little pony backpack.
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This game will never end
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
No swing on the second pitch.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mariner fans love Griffey
They somehow have forgotten how he forced his way out of there when he was the best player in the game.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
3rd best player in the game
WHO THE FUCK IS DOUBTING DARREN LEWIS
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Several years ofa Bavsii GM can do that to you.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Panda.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants hitters - we make former Giants scrubs look good
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
[Giants hitter] Bengie is stone cold.
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing the back up catcher was sent down.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie looks ridiculously awful.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yes. So late on the fastball.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, Bengie’s not getting cheated.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Maybe Nate can get a PA?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Jesus christ Bengie
what the hell are you doing?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
We traded this guy AND Jerome WIlliams for LaTroy Hawkins.
Just sayin’.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 22, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
wasn't a proven vet
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and always first in the alphabetical list of mlb players
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this game could go 20 innings and the Giants wouldn't score another run
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 22, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WILSON IN THE PEN
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
he such a shitty player when he can't hit
he contributes nothing to this team because he doesn’t walk!
Has there really only been one walk taken?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh good. Another pop up……..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
ooh, I can’t wait to see how Wilson blows this one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
xfd
I think the Mariners are fucking with us by not winning the game yet.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
The meatball whisperer can go choke on a meatball
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
As I said earlier, I’m an optimist tonight.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
the Giants would lose a swordfight 2-1
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
time for Brian Wilson Presents Frown
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
or not
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s Miller time?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wilson will be the last guy used
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Wow, that one on his stomach is fucking awful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Looks like something a high school metalhead would doodle in on his physics homework.
Judgment Day is coming
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I’m just sayin’… if I was getting epic amounts of tatooage all over my body, I’d make sure the artwork was fucking awesome first and not something drawn by a five year old.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh man, f##k that douche...
he looks like the first guy to fall asleep on the couch at a frat party.
Thank God he’s not a reliev—
oh wait…
What are you doing with my pic?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually like Miller
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
So do I. I’m even cool with Medders so far.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for Miller to get tattooed.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions
Oh He Of Copious Ink
Give us hope.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
MILLER!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
after the last 8 games, it is understood
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad offenses make us ANGRY!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad Manager the gives up lead makes us angry!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
should have seen me during game 6 in 02. I have learned that the Giant's only goal is to rip the hearts out of their fan's chests. Much more philosophical since. The rum helps
You must not have been here last night. Tonight is giddy and festive, by comparison.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I’m so glad my internet stopped working last night.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Worse Offense, SEA or US. 1 run on 2 hits, 1 stranded, or 1 run on 9 hit, 14 stranded?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
The suck is evenly matched
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Pop-up?
It must be a Giants’ game.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not necessarily
Eventually we’d have to bring in Wilson.
Judgment Day is coming
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30? Try...
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
what 9000?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ponnnnnnnnnnn reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jponry
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just coming in.
What play was jaw dropping?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Griffey’s walkoff grand slam that wasn’t.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THI! THIS!!!THIS!!!!
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Look up Pablo’s highlights after the game.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
griffey almosts knocked it out for a grand slam walkoff
by KINGofCRA5H on May 22, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo hit Dwight Clark in the endzone
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo mention!
WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I NEED SOME ROMO
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD person
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
GREAT BATTING PRACTICE?
Glad to see it translating to the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Kruk, love him or hate him, he is the biggest HOMER! — I like him.
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
nice inning
NOW FREAKING #$#$#$ DO SOMETHING ON OFFENSE.
Oh good, Kruk says the Giants batting practice was great today
Of course the guy throwing the balls had a Giants unifrom on. Nuff said.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, nice inning
some members of our bullpen don’t fill me with rage, but instead, a strange, foreign feeling…
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
like suddenly watching a different team dressed in Giants uniforms
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Us, so far.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY MULTI LIQUID ULTRA MEGA
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
aw lame, I had the wrong pic on the clipboard.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY GRANT FAIL POST GAME THREAD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That's funny
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
LOL
Thread deleted
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
HOW ARE WE IN THIS GAME?
1 run
2 hits
2 errors
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
ACTUAL RALLY MULTI LIQUID ULTRA MEGA

Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Hey now Jesus, let’s do this!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The person who drew that is 38 years old.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean White
Sean Green
The Mariners must have Sean machine.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
This kid cant catch a break
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
SSS, but...
Guzman sucks
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Ugh.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
When are we going to realize..
Jesus Guzman just isn’t it.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Oh goddamnit Bochy. PINCH HIT FOR FAILRYLA!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Jesus, Jesus!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
If Beltre had fallen down that would’ve been a hit
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
Why hasn’t Ishi been hitting these past 2 AB’s?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Why the hell is Richie in the game?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
They’ll pull him for defense in the bottom half. You know, since he’s so good against righties.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'm pretty sure the M's bullpen is laughing it's collective ass off
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
he wouldn’t hesitate to hit Richie for Travis if a lefty was pitching, and Travis has much better numbers this year than Aurilia.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
OMG FRED TAKE BALLS. DON’T SWING AT THEM.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
jesus christ
this is beyond pathetic. This team is averaging 1 run per game this past week. Just wow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
this offense is at historically bad levels
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think I can take this game anymore. It makes me angry.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bochy knows that you’re allowed to use the bench under AL rules, doesn’t he?
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
DOUBLE SWITCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No. He deffinatley knows how to put victory back inot the jaws of defeat.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
One can’t sit Vinnie Richie because he gives the Giants the great chance for defeat.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are to baseball
as KISS is to rock & roll.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
As Sunny Delite is to orange juice
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
as margarine is to real, delicious butter
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
the Giants do not put on a good show
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nor do they score, nor do they have hits
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all part of their master plan
they know the only thing the Giants are good at is pitching. so, make the first game go 15 innings, have the Giants’ bullpen get absolutely worked, while their pitchers lob underhanded throws between giggle fits. Next two games are 12-1.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Giants to the Mariners
We’re not so different, you and I.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It will come down to a fail-off between Wilson and Morrow.
by SeeingStars on May 22, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
final score: 8 to 7, but i'm not sure who wins
well, actually, what happens when you convolve an unmissable pitch with a unhittable swing?
Hi ho.
I think the time has come
There’s no use denying it
Time to unleash the Bocock.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
why am I still watching this?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
that was a nasty change up
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
You know how Eskimos supposedly have 100 different words for “snow”?
Giants fans have, like, a THOUSAND words for “fail”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I thought that was his slugging
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Head would not do that to Matt “The Mule” Cain.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks Ichiro
although this just contributes to my theory that they’re purposly prolonging this game
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
DODGERS LOSING!
3-1 bottom of the 9th, 1 out, nobody on
so we’ll either be 8 games back or 9 games back?
whooooooooooooo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I can't take this any more.
Full day of hiking Tahoe’s south shores tomorrow with a 22-pound eight-month-old in the Baby Bjorn. Good night.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 22, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
time to switch to a baby backpack
at least for me, i couldn’t take the bjorn after about 16lbs.. good luck!
Hi ho.
I hate VMs from the ex about helping with moving. What the phuk is that shyte?! Lose my Sat for that? Come the phuk on.
What? I thought that is why she is an ex. So you can say, “No”.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
phuk?
really?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It's cus we don't throw strikes..
So he’s hitting bad balls.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
another nice inning
NOW, DO SOMETHING AT THE PLATE. I DAMN WELL FRAKKNIG MEAN IT THIS TIME.
LOL
gonna be here a while.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
i already miss Grant's pre-emptive postgame thread...
it was the first time reading it recently that i didn’t have the skepticism of a win, nor the numbing pessimism of another loss.
WOTS TATERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
like looking in a mirror
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
wtf?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
When you bunt.. you don’t hit it to the pitcher.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
he wasn't bunting for a hit
he was bunting to advance the runner. of course, it shouldn’t be done in advance of having a runner, but let’s not quibble..
Hi ho.
that home run seems like last week
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
That was his 4th at bat
IN THE 12th INNING
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Burriss can’t hit it out of the infield anyway. he might as well try a bunt
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
ROWAND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOLY SHIT
WHAT’S THAT MEAN?
DID WE WIN?
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
an actual hit!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
what the hell was that?
a … hit?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Is there a Rally Gar in the house?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is a genius!
well ok, not really.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy simply doesn’t understand the game of baseball. He has a whole bench full of hitters better than Burriss, but doesn’t understand that you should use them.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
THE MYTHICAL HIT, I KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Rowand is just setting up the double play
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand appears only slightly faster than Molina
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
!!!!!!!
wtf is happening?!
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
leadoff man!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
We are parallel equals
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
How have we not lost yet?!?!?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
we need Wilson for that
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was going to be bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FLASH THE HR SIGN FLAN
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
which stat?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
first runner in scoring position!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOLDGERS lose
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TONIGHT: FIRST OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW
RIGHT THIS SECOND
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Part of me wants to see this sideshow continue
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
You know what I haven't seen in a while?
Pablo’s play. They need to replay that again when he comes up.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Be happy you were not home watchin this crap.
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hits
Nevermore, nevermore
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I fucking hate that guy.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Please git a hit, mijo
I need a run.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
*facedesk*
I’ve even lost faith in pablo :(
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
SEATLOL!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL BETANCOURT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
omfg
whaaaaaaaaaat the fuck
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
wow
Pablo swung at shit there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THEY ARE THE GIANTS OF THE AL
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
lol
ha ha
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Rowand’s clownish running caught the dude off guard
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
FLASH THE HR SIGN
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh good, Bengie’s up. Working on a 1-for-17 string right now.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
time to go to the bank
because I need MONEY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
god this camerman is TERRIBLE
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Almost Fail, Cameraman Fail again
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
AND SHOOT THEMSELVES WITH A SHOTGUN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IN THE FACE
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
THEY'D MISS AND SHOOT THE PERSON STANDING BEHIND THEM :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
try not to get picked off on the fake to 3rd throw to 1st thing, please.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
Camera man got faked
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 22, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
TAKE A GODDAMN PITCH BENGIE
IT WONT FUCKING KILL YOU!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
what if he takes a pitch and then dies!? Can he really afford to take that risk?
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
B-Zimbabwe Money
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
again
MOTHER OF SHIT THIS GAME IS WHAT THE GOD DAMN IT.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Do you ever think to yourself
What lord, fucking what? WHAT DID I FUCKING DO TO DESERVE THIS SHIT? FUCK YOU.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Oh yeah?
Well our team can outfail your team!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
oh god damn it
WAY TO LOOK FOR A PITCH TO DRIVE BENGIE
IT’S LIKE WE SPENT OURS MAKING A FANCY CHEESECAKE AND YOU JUST SHOVED YOUR FACE IN IT
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
GAH I'M TOO FRUSTRATED TO SPELL OR MAKE SENSE
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is Felipe Alou when you need him?
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe wilson should listen to these two little girls.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Maybe they could hit cleanup?
They’d take a goddamn pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Here you win. No I insist, you win
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
go ahead and swing at the first pitch, Bengie. No. I insist.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
Waiting for Posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
If this game were to go 24 innings, and everyone in the lineup got 10 AB’s, I’m thinking the bottom 4, plus Molina would all go ohfer.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
yeah
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on May 22, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
in honor of lookout landing
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
Pedro Feliz
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 22, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
One of those was a strike
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Cut and Pasted Blog redundancy can be a good thing
Say Hey! Say Who? Say Willie, that Giant Kid is Great!
just setting up the excitement.
lead of walk for suspense. and maybe a error for some sparkle.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Lead of walk sounds like a soup.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Call Strikes.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LEADOFF WALK FAIL!!!
PLEASE JUST LOSE ALREADY!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions
He is broadcasting the game.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is the classic "Irresistable fail meeting immovable fail"
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
It's hilarious
It’s exactly what we and the LL folks thought it would be.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ok game's over
please… just kill meeeee
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Hey Giants pitchers
Stop making things interesting!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
MISCH TIME!
Bochy wants to go home.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He is wondering how Aurilia is gunna play tomorow being so tired.
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
those first two pitches were strikes. Fuck this ump.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions
they went 12 innings also
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
THESE SPRINKLES REPRESENT THE AMOUNT OF FAIL IN THE GIANTS!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It feels like this game started a week ago
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
5 days ago
rested, and ready to pitch in the 13th
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch Misch make me look like an asshole
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
GOOD LOOKING ERA
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
lefties can’t hit lefties.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
THAT IS A STRIKE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
If It Was A Strike The Ump Would Have Called It
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
call strikes, please.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
DO not mischinterpret things around here
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, this isn’t good
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions
this game reminds me of that south park episode where both little league teams are trying to intentionally lose
must conserve battery power
/shuts down
game over
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
at least we’re finally going to lose now. I wish I cared anymore.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
this is a key lame pie
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 22, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
NOW I CAN GO TO BED
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Misch has to be one of the most consistently hittable pitchers ever to take the mound for the Giants.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Tobias, meet Jeff Brantley. Jeff, this is Tobias.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 22, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Brantley had some pretty awful, "avert your eyes" stretches
But he also had some stretches where he was a very good pitcher. Can’t even come close to saying that about Misch.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Bring in Wilson to finish the job!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
just do 2 intentional walks so this can be over.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
2 hbp's
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It will end in the next 2 hitters
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
OUR FAIL WINS!!!
SUCK IT, MARINERS!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
Mariners guys saying Winn doesn’t belong in right field.
Can he play third?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
what's the justification?
not enough DINGERZ?!
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 22, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Cal strikes blah blah
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
LOL, 2 FOR 20
He’ll hit a 3 run homer
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
Why the fuck are they not walking this guy
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
We just walked Rob Johnson.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
.712 career minor league OPS.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
bochy is getting outmanaged by 95% of this thread
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 22, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions
Even I would be a better manager, and all I do is swear and post lol pics.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it too much to ask for the manager to manage the team he has instead of the team he wishes he had?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
seriouslyt
make the pain stop.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FORCE AT EVERY BASE GUYS
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
he got robbed of a line drive
other than that, like a Giant.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 22, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
let’s walk the next guy while we’re at it
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions
Well now comes the walk off.
And this game rips the crap out of the Vets to the team loses tomorrow all because Big Head could not pull Johnson when he was struggling and the team had the lead.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
WTF just happened
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
why did we bring Misch in
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Only the Giants can outFail the Mariners
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
ONE DOWN THREE TO GO
WALK OFF WALK RIGHT HERE
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
HAHAH FUCK YOU MARINERS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
WE ARE THE SUCK KINGS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
well, finally
Misch sucks. As does Melon Head.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/celebrates
THE MORE WE LOSE THE SHORTER BOCHY’S NOOSE
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
So so bad
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Mariners should celebrate hard
18 base runners, 2 runs
And the season is officaily over. Heard it here first
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Thanks Bochy for costing us at least 7 more innings
by www.westcoastbias.com on May 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'm laughing now
honestly. I don’t know what else to do.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol kuiper
“I know you’ll find this hard to believe, but they lose tonight 2-1.”
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
See jponry
We should have brought in Misch against Griffey. He couldn’t have fucked up the game now if we did.
/painful sarcasm
FMT
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
lol Misch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I hate this team
And I hate Bochy more.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Giants lose 1-0 tomorrow, yes?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
2-1
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
They will never win again
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
sell who, and for what?
everyone we bring up from AAA fails…
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
“should” in the technical sense, that is, not necessarily the spiritual sense.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller gets the loss?
is that because he went nutz in the 7th inning?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING FIRE FUCKING BOCHY YESTERDAY YOU FUCKS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
So very this
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This team will not be over .500 again this year
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
OPERATION NUMBER 1 PICK
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
lol 1000 ERA
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

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