Gameday Thread III
by Natto on May 22, 2009 9:11 PM PDT
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That play still boggles my mind. Unreal. PANDA!!!!!!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow, that was unreal, GENIUS play.. no chance he gets Ichiro at first.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
goddamn it I want to see that play.
stupid economic history paper
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I was wondering what Pablo was doing. Fantastic play.
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Guy behind him appears to have been clawed in the face by a bear.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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A PANDA BEAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Panda says:
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What did he do?
that’s what I get for bailing.
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Bases loaded, Ichiro chops one high over third. Panda fields, lofts a throw home to narrowly get the force out.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
jumping and falling back to pick up the hop
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It was like a QB throwing the screen, as aptly put by Jon.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YES SIRRRR
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Please keep showing the replay..
Wow I can watch that all day.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
RENT
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that is the best play
I’ve seen all season.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Concur
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
after review
still an awesome play
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Gonna hit a jack this inning too.. He might actually make it on ESPN tonight
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
RALLY DOG I'M ADOPTING TOMORROW!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Adorable.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Rally awwwwwww
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
awwww
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You called:
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HOLY SHIT!!!!
they just showed a replay. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MOAR PROUD!
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He didn't miss it by much
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now if pablo could take a pitch
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Okay, Money, let’s do this!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I have to admit, that was a pretty cool play on his part.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
to put a faster guy on first base? no, I disagree
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he did commit his first career fail against the Giants, so that was cool of him.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I guess. Maybe cool strictly in the emotional, not-panicking sense.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a new pair of pants.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kruk and Miler still going on about it
and for good reason. That was fucking amazing.
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I really do think he can be an average defensive 3B. I’m not sure for how long but for at least a few years. And that’s a revelation, if he can hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Indeed. I concur.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He's been better than average so far, yes?
or no? I think he’s made some awesome plays. But he has missed some too…
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UZR is like a run below average or so. Which is fine.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I'll take it
if he can start hitting again.
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LETS GO MONEY
GIVE US THE LEAD HERE.
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D:
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RALLY!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
sorry, but
naked man on wall does not compare to cute little kid with jew-fro cuddling with adolph doll
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That's....
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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CMON MONEY!
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YO
are you the same ninerkev that I beat in fantasy football last year?
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WOOOOOOOOO!
I wish I had some liquor or weed right now. Or both.
This offense is fucking painful.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
okay actually, heroin. maybe heroin would cure this pain.
but if I’m going to kill myself, watching the Giants offense is just as effective.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
in espanol
would that be “TE LLAMA A LLAMA”???
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Be classy, randy
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Oh come on! Why does this team pop out so goddamn much?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
UGH
THAT’S the end result of an 8 pitch AB???
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There are some frigtening ass pics on this site.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on so much acid right now, that looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh wait, I didn’t take any acid.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s do this Dwight!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
is Vargas really still in the game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STOP POPPING THE DAMN BALL UP!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh great. Another pop-up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JASON FUCKING VARGAS ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
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…..and….this offense sucks ass
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
a fucking pop-up
I can’t stay up any later than 12:30. Don’t dissapoint me, Giants.
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EAST COAST BIAS
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Jesus christ Fred!
WHAT THE HELL
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yet another example of the most overrated defensive player in MCC history. God he is a hack out there
His numbers are below average now on Fangraphs… :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
FRED >:(
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Oh crud
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Lewis >:(
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
one of these days he’ll stop being comically bad on defense.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, sure he will…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Eww. There’s something wrong with this.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The Sarah Jessica Parker pic above was bad enough
Now this.
(Yes I told the joke twice. It’s funny.)
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants would lose 2-1 in a football game.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 22, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants would lose 2-1 in a basketball game.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants would lose 2-1 in CROSSFIRE
YOU’LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIRE
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants would lose 2-1 in "reading" Playboy.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants would lose 2-1.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
...in bed.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Ms are going to win 2-1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
done
what else?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hmm. COME TO BAT WHEN BOCHY DOUBLE SWITCHES AND LOSES THE DH, AND HIT A GRAND SLAM TO WIN IT.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Get this next out…
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Stfd k thx
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
STFD guy
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
great minds
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
When my dad gets really mad at you, he’ll call you guy (as in, “you son of a guy”). It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD GUY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
THAT WORKED?!?! 2 89 MPH fastballs right down the middle?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
ITS A TRAP.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I’m not sure how I feel about taking out someone who’s pitching well for the “matchup”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
esp since affeldt is WORSE AGAINST LEFTIES
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Bochy is a fucking dumbass
DERR BRING IN THE LEFTEE WHO’S BAD AGAINST LEFTEES TO FACE THEIR BEST HITTER DERRRRRRR IM A FUCKING MORON.
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Bochy – placeing victory back into the jaws of defeat. At least since ’07.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
Bochy-Making brain dead cretins look brilliant by comparison since he was born
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you said brain-dead celeries.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
yup
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yup
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HAHAHAHAHHAA I PWNED YOU
wassup man? I didn’t know you were on here!
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lol not quite there
moderation in all things! But i do enjoy myself some imbibing.
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it didnt
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yup
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Strikes, please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
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FINISH HIM
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Oof. Come on blue. At least one of those was a strike.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Come on Ump! Make up Call!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
GMFDIATHYSOABWTFWDIPYTTBOOTSZ
Guess the acronym!
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FUCK YOU UMP
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Let’s be PC here: he’d be a holoprosencephalic. How many times do I have to say it?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just once I’d like to see a game where all baseball idioms were fulfilled literally
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ducks and ribeyes and cans of corn and players from the Texas League. It would be madness!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Panda saving our skins in this one.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
REAL LIFE MEAN GIRLS PLOT THEIR CLASSMATES MURDER ON YOUTUBE
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PAAHHHHHHHBLLOOOOO
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I feel really good about things when the ball is hit to third.. Didn’t expect that coming into the year.
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Evaded.
We aren’t Dodgers.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
You could say we are veritable dodgers!
………….Oh no!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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As opposed to that other pitcher that should be our closer?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MS paint armando pic in 3....2....1...
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BENITEZ!!!
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 22, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
not the pic I was referring to.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OH FFS
this is such bullshit
fuck baseball
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
he’s made good contact in most of his ABs so far though.
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Mother of Shit
That was just…what the god damn it.
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I try. No one can say I don't try.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Mighta stopped when he thought Betancourt caught it.
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OK
I’ll buy that… (but not cool for a recent call-up)
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
This game would be more interesting to me if i thought the Giants had a chance of ever scoring again.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Doing what now?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I cannot remember the last time I saw the Giants score a run.
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Here comes the strikeout.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
RICH >:(
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I'm pretty sure I could have beat that out
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lol yeah
but still
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Srsly
he’s getting paid 800k or whatever to do this. He should be better than me. I’m pretty sure I could hit better than him.
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My 87 year old grandmother with a twice-broken hip and a previously shattered tibia and fibula that resulted in one leg being longer than the other
would have beat that out without her walker
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
irl lol
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Fred has no chance here.. He’s behind a 90 MPH heater, 98 MPH ain’t fair.
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But wait, Barry Bonds says FLEW is the next Willie Mays
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He also says Aurilia is really good.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia would GIDP playing soccer.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia would GIDP while curling
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Aurilia would GIDP playing tennis.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I once saw him round the bases after a home run
And the umpire rung up two outs after he crossed the plate
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
irl lol
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Aurilia would GIDP while doing rhythmic gymnastics
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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes
because we KNOW how seriously he takes our comments.
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Fortunately for us Bochy is an illiterate fuck
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Are trying to say his huge cabeza cannot retain knowledge? Then why is it so phukin big?
So confused.
One of life's great mysteries.
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Damnit
Fred hits it well and still gets scrwed
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
zzz
fuck off betancourt
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TWSS
done
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants have 2 hits
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Offense still sucks I take it.
Not sure why I would have been expecting otherwise.
Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times
...you're on hallucinogenic mushrooms?
It would explain it.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Uecker would be voicing his displeasure right about now.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Haha, you think Bochy realizes things!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Tonight’s lineup = nobody hitting above .300.
And of course, 2 more errors.
They’re killing me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Poll question...
Giants will finish this game with:
a) more errors than hits
b) more hits than errors
c) equal hits and errors
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
AFFELDT PRETTY GOOD W/ JEREMY ON THE HILL
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I really can’t compline about him or Renteria. But Jeremy has deffinately be kick arse.
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he has indeed
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STFD LOLNIESKY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Playing Catch up
Jesus why dont you hit the ball beyond the infield
Nice start by Unit
Pastrami sandwich from Togos
LeBron is the man
umwut
just saw the highlight- that wasn’t luck. That was a great player showing up.
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HAH! NICE TRY
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PABLO
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I like how they feature Rowand as if there’s nothing else in the lineup to look forward to.
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OK OFFENSE IM GOING TO SPEAK SLOWLY
SCORE.
SOME.
FUCKING.
RUNS.
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Almost certainly
and as part of a double switch, no doubt.
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OH THANK YOU SWEET LITTLE BABY JESUS!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sad commentary on state of the offense...
Excitement about Juan Uribe rejoining the team.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Well, it was more about Failez leaving the team, but yeah.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a place that charges 20 bucks for a burger.
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Goes with a $5 shake….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I just read about a place in NY that makes a $26 burger made with dry-aged ribeye.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What the hell was that?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THE BURNINATOR
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Is anyone glad Jon Miller has stopped being nice?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yes
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He couldn’t stand it any longer after sitting next to Morgan and Phillips on Sunday.
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FWIW
I just ran the numbers and it turns out the chances that the Mariners will hit four straight Giants to force in the go-ahead run is 1 in 5.9 × 10-9
So, there’s that.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
You guys banned him?
Thank Jeebus.
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Is he still whining about it?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I forgot to reply to his last email and haven’t heard from him since.
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Burriss might be the one going to Fresno when Andres Torres comes back
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That shouldn’t even be a joke but with our front office…
Can’t we just ship Richie & Big Head down?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, slugger
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
WTF IS GOING ON?
CAN WE HIT IN A HOLE?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Goddamn it. Don’t hit it to that guy!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK
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RALLY WOLVES HOWLING AT THE MOON!
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It's got some awesome reviews
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Haha, that is freakin’ awesome.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Too late. We are already there for baseball fans.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT A HRENT
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The ents are confused.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I kind of feel bad for that guy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TWO GODDAMN HITS?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I saw the SF production. At the Golden Gate Theater — terrible acoustics.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone surprised we didn’t score again after the leadoff first inning HR?
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I actually am
but not really sure why
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by bondslegend on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, the Giants almost managed to score there
they just needed some baserunners and then a hit
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
They're on the leading edge of mediocrity.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen this happen…. I hardly EVER ends in a run….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd prefer if I didn't.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I respect the Mariners
Their northwestern brand of fail is pretty formidable. However, the special brand of fail that the we conjure up in the bay area will ultimately win out.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
bets on extra innings or nah:)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
30 rack here, I’m ready for the epic suck (I always hoped I’d use that phrase in a different way).
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27 strikeouts on Sunday
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Calling it now.
Griffey pinch hit walk-off homer.
Proud adoptive parent of Billy "Duke" Neukom. He's got balls of steel.
So
I see the offense CAN actually get worse
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
I also have some magic beans to sell you.
by Big Daddy J on May 22, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And their front office went and got players that know how to use a glove when teh went speed & defense.
/ glares at Sabean
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose we could have been shutout. Or scored our only one run on a bases-loaded GIDP.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT ICHIRO
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Damn that guy is fast
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BRUCE YOU FUCKING MORON
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If the National Retard Society had a poster child, it would be Bochy
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw, he can’t meet the requirements.
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by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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A show called "Howie Do it" is supposed to be on
This is a sign from the gods
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Whether good or bad
I do not know
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
If Bochy and Sabean had a battle of wits, who would win?
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
that's like asking who would win a real-life lightsaber battle.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Over/Under on how many home runs Pujols will hit in the Cards-Giants series
4
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That play does not get old.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nope :D
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by bondslegend on May 22, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus christ, I heard the Panda play on the radio, and it was truly amazing
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Luckily..
You will get to see it another 400 times this year.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
And if not..
We will link the youtube clip of it very soon.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
And the fail commences.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So. can someone end my misery
quickly?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Assume the Giants lose, and go play some PS3.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 22, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Im not watching this
lemme know if it ends well.
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Mother of shit.
I’m going out for a cigarette now.
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Manny, you had so much more time.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He’s dating Bochy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 22, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
To help Big Head put victory back into teh jaws of defeat.
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by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This will end soon, very soon
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
And the richest irony of all is that Botchey will have no realization of his role in this
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
“You know, we just need to execute a little better, play the match-ups and respect the game. You know, little things.”
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bork, bork! Bork!!!
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by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’m not on the field. The players gotta play. The game’s the game. No doubt.”
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, they'll make us go 13.
score a run, and then have Wilson blow it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
To be fair, we did all say that the game was over as soon as Howry came in.
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I wonder if the LL folks are feeling as negative as we do.
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Plz dont get walked off on
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
grifffeyyyyy
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Walk off walk.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS FAIL HAS BEEN FORETOLD
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
LMAO!!
Howry will walk in the game ending run
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
more likely than my original prediction
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost happened on the first pitch.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I CALLED A GRIFFEY WALK-OFF EARLIER.
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This will end well.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Intentional walk the bases loaded?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Bochy will intentionally walk in the winning run.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
bets on a walk scoring the winning run?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I didn’t realize it was the bottom of the 9th already
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Im not even nervous, I know how this will end
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
We’re all expecting a GS but I think Howry will just throw 4 straight balls.
And the Nationals fan will soil himself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
via losing
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Your 2009 San Francisco Giants!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 22, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the wild pitch.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
yup, that’s my call to.
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by daveinexile on May 22, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS CHRIST THROW SOME FUCKING STRIKES!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Why not bring in a lefty against Griffey?
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what lefty?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Misch? Do you really want to go there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah
Griffey hasn’t hit lefties since 2005.
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But
Misch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Howry isn’t really inspiring confidence either.
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Misch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It worked, so I’m happy. But I nearly shit a lung on the fly ball. Also, check out what Misch did in 2007 as a reliever and I don’t care about sample size because it makes my point. And seriously, Griffey is useless against lefties, even mediocre ones.
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mediocre might be a nice way of describing pat misch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You stop it
I will hate on Bochy for rational and irrational reasons alike. I am a non-discriminatory hater.
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Sanchez? Zito?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, the only lefty worth bringing in is already used up.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the only lefty worth bringing in is already used up.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Because Bochy stopped caring about 6 innings ago.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 22, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKED LIKE A GSLAM
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yeah, camera angle had me convinced
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Honestly.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
HOLY SHIYT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CAMERA MAN EPIC FAIL
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
And Rowand nearly dropped it.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
WTP!
HAHAHAHA I was sure that gone.
WHIFFEY IS NOT YOUR SAVIOR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Heart attack
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 22, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
ha
The Mariners broadcasters went insane. Ball didn’t even reach the warning track.
BECAUSE I CALLED IT EARLIER IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THANK GOD FOR ME
oh yeah and thanks for catching that scott
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I was sure that was out, fucking camerman
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Pants: soiled
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
GS in Cincy, Philly, New York, AZ, Denver…
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
If hit by Scott Hairston.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Can someone shoot the cameraman who made that look like a HR?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 22, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
rofl.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Seattle announcers fail. Now they have to clean all the cum out of the booth for the tenth inning.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
yuck, but yes
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I figuratively punch the cameraman in the face
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
This is as it should be. Ninja has to be on the mound when we shoot ourselves in the foot.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
CALLING IT NOW: THE GIANTS WON'T SCORE ANY RUNS THIS INNING
please let my track record continue please let my track record continue please let my track record continue please let my track record continue please let my track record continue please let my track record continue please let my track record continue please let my track record continue
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AARDSMA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRdsma
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Seattle announcers
need a moist towelette
bullpen
Valdez? Wilson? Misch? no thanks
Roger Connor was both active and nimble and did fully as well if not better in the fielding line than his contemporaries. -Sam Crane
We havent lost yet?!?!?!?!?
JESUS the mariners really DO suck!
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- Local radio host honors Cubs’ Tony Campana with parody song
