Gameday Thread II

GIS for "crappy offense". Uh...
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So
Randy Johnson to be a Mariner by year’s end? We get something/anything back?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WLADIMIR BALENTIEN AND ADAM JONES!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Adam jones is really good, right?
Playin for the Os?
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I think David Cameron cries himself to sleep every night to thoughts of Adam Jones.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
their OF would have been pretty sweet with those 2 guys and ichiro
btw, whatever happened to that catcher they drafted #2 overall?
Clement?
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Injured I think
And not really doing well and getting jerked around
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
"Not Buster Posey"
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They gave up Chris Tillman, too, who is about the 20th best prospect in baseball now.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and George Sherrill who’s been decent as closer for them.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON"T WANT YOUR LOGIC
I want hope!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Makes as much sense as bringing back Griffey
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
They didn’t have to give up any players for him though.
Judgment Day is coming
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That was a nice play by Burriss.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He seems to get to the ball up the middle very well.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
UNDERACHIEVE ON A MAC!!!
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Just got in...
Jason Vargas has 5K’s? Really?
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
And is pitching against the Giants
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Freddy has been busy
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by HarshInFresno on May 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop swinging at the changeup
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
LET'S GO, RENT! LET'S GO, RENT!
My landlord said that a lot.
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SSS, but
we only won one game while Renteria was gone.
by positiveuphemism on May 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
SSS, but
walkoffs = losing
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think that is a small sample size.
by positiveuphemism on May 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The I Hate You's and the Please Die In A Fire's are playing
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5 K's in a row?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Get a hit or just get on base, this is pretty embarassing
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Now Hitting for the Giants: Randy Johnson x9…
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
WTG SON!
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WOOHOO SANDOVAL
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Panda!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
FAT ICHIRO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
MORE HITS THEN THE ORIGINAL
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
If you're wrong
We’re going to get you….
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Get Him!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
SO CLOSE
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You jinxed what would have been a home run.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re toast
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that pepperjack?
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it’s good stuff
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
posting pepper jack = I will eat my screen
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Make them sad you left, randy
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lol
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Pablo Belly-flops back to the bag
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Kuiper: "That's one way to get your uni dirty."
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when facing this team…
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No
but our offense sure as hell does!
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LOL jon
sublte dig at the Mariner fans
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WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!
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SON >:(
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He took our ichiro comparison literally
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I’m sorry, what now?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

/hotlinked
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OH YOU BETCHA
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Career total in one game
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and he will throw a season high in innings
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He might set an AL record
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and no walks…
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That slider is purdy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
If I’m the batter, I argue that the damn train distracted me.
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I know it's been mentioned
but FLOLRIDA
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Argh Randy
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
lol, Flem just put these offenses into perspective.
Mariners, with DH: 36 homers on the year
Giants, without DH: 21 homers on the year
If only we had Carlos Pena.
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Gee whiz, I’d settle with Russell Branyan at first at this point
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
There were a few of us the wanted him from end of last season. Weren’t you one?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
I think as a buy-low guy
Like Josh Phelps.
But I was still somewhat high in Ishi still
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
What happened to phelps??
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Injured I think. Shoulder issues maybe?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I'd settle for Prince Fielder. You know, if we didn't have to trade Cain to get him.
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ALDERSON FOR KATE
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
ERR, FIELDER
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Wilsonesque
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I fucking knew it
my wife owes me $100 now… lol
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa
that’s nasty
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It was Kenji
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
SIT
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I haven’t buckled a swash in a long time.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Soundgarden and Pearl Jam are there?
Seattle has a pretty cool crowd.
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Wow. RJ has Pearl Jam and Sound Garden following him around….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Huh?
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by HarshInFresno on May 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That girl knows how to handle balls
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
oh, you!
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see what i did there?
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This is definitely not Howry do it!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
Last game I went to, I sat near these two teenagers who kept making out
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Nah
I realized it was you and Grant and just moved away
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I wish they woulda covered their faces
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
No, the old dudes are hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Give me some old ladies and I’ll be happy
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I am already planning on being an old ball guy…. in like 50 years…
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I get the feeling they’re all sort of politically connected to the Giants. I don’t think you get to be one unless you’re already a privileged capitalist sort.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So, start making donations now?
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Safeco is really cool
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Not inside
but I visited Seattle and saw it and Qwest right by each other. Those are some awesome stadia
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Meh Giants
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GET SOME BASERUNNERS
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Bring back the Good Jesus!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
at least we will feel more at home
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by HarshInFresno on May 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus
Rumors of him have been greatly exaggerated…
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Thats what the Jews said some 2000 years ago
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Really? The Jews foresaw the Giants failing offense of 2009?
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we trade the offense?
Like, all of them except Pablito?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Is that supposed to be Beebop, or Rocksteady?
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That was at his ankles.
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't" – Robert Benchley
Was that really a strike?
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WHAT THE FUCK???
That touched the plate!!
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sheesh, we're pissed, but can you imagine being M's fan right now?
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OTOH, they’re facing a future HOFer. We’re facing Claudio Vargas.
Judgment Day is coming
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KING FELIX FOR FIELDER
GITTUR DUNN MRAINERS BRASS
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
haha
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I just realized we were AHEAD… I totally forgot
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way that man plays….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow MannyB
Could you please not be like that?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Um, so manny can't make one fucking misatake?
After all the great plays he’s made? Srsly.
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SHUSH YOU
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Kind of a reply fail
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YOU WILL NOT OUT-FAIL US, MARINERS!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
RJ! Stop f’ing around….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Lebron
Just won the game by making a jumper off the inbounds w/ not time on the clock … wow.
by positiveuphemism on May 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Who is worse?
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Clippers
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AHHHH!!!!!
Stupid train again. Stop blaring your horn!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
nice one pablito
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Manny, WTF
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Remember when we thought Panda would be a joke at third? Ha. If anything, Panda is a joke when he’s trying to RUN to third. But otherwise, he’s dope.
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He has exceeded my expecations
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Leave him at third, acquire a good 1st baseman….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH!
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RANDY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
nice!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
STFD SWEENEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Too many Sweeneys. Also, aren’t there actually two Mike Sweeneys in addition to a Mark and a Ryan?
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
JOHNSON MAKES ME RANDY
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no sweat
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
Fasttrack using a Schoolhouse rock bit?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Chone Figgins just saved at least one run for the Angels robbing Casey Blake of a double, bottom 4, 1-1 in LA
WHY DO YOU HATE THE GIANTS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
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Who?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
This is a family-friendly site. From the 50s..
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t strike out, FLEW!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Torres?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Calvin Murphy?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
The last center fielder we had that I really liked was Brett Butler.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD THIS OFFENSE FUCKING SUCKS
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No fly balls, Manny…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Oh
This is now Vargas’ season high in innings pitched. He probably cannot have his career high, which is 9.
HAI GUYZ! Just got back from Terminator. It was okay. Fun flick. Scott hit a lead-off homer?
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes
And Giants hitters have sucked since
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
No surprise on the latter.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
YEAHHH!!!!
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Man
this Mariners OF is really really good.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That's a hit against us
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Yes, Yes they are.
And it only took there GM 1 winter to assemble it.
/ glares at Sabean
Where is my beer & chili dog?
Well
We already had Fred and Randy. And we definitely needed Rowand and need him for 3 MORE YEARS AFTER THIS SEASON
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
The M’s outfield woulda had that, Fred.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I always hated how the Dbacks got to play the Royals or Tigers every year.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate interleague play with a passion
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Not one of the three true outcomes. The best he can do for you is strikeout and a caught stealing, but he’d have to get his manager to approve it.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Chris Davis will take the crown this year by Ks alone. But yeah, i think as much as anyone.
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by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think RJ is done even if he gets out of the sixth fairly quickly.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sensing a lot of apathy in here.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'm not sure about apathy, but it seems like nobody gives a shit
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like apathy (without feeling) to me.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
no, we give a shit
that why there’s apathy
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM, RANDY!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
For every crappy PA by a Giants hitter
You take a drink?
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
You’d have to call 911 preemptively.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
3rd inning = Alcohol Poising?
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
2nd inning
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If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
somebody brought him his scotch
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by HarshInFresno on May 22, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT LA
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
THERE ARE ONE OUT
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
IS
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
memo to cornball
I know.
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I know you know. I just couldn’t resist.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CANT resist
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
LOL
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Maybe I can resist in the future.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
okay
Is Johnson going to get out of the 6th?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD Branyan!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD BRANYAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIDDOWN RUSSELL BRANYAN
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
sweet!
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
RANDY
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
NINER KEV?!?!?!??
as in from merc days???
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Strikes. Please.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, his arm is lagging right now.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BAD RANDY
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
key AB
19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.
Look out your window. What color? =)
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
“What are things that are self evident, Alex?”
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Pull the johnson, please
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Yank Johnson plz
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
THIS CAN ONLY END WELL
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FINISH HIM
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
RANDY >:(
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
someone should be up in the pen
cmon, melon-head. Wake up!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think Medders is up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
RANDY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Okay Randy, feed the strike-out beast!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
and he continues to fail while attempting to think
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
randy gave it his all. Can’t fault him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
AW COME ON
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
well,
At least two batters too late, as always
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF HE’S STILL IN?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
long inning is long
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
I'm done w/ this game for now.
at least until this inning is over. How many FUCKING TIMES does bochy have to FUCKING DO THIS BEFORE HE’LL FUCKING LEARN?1?!?!?!?!?!?
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Oh great idea Bochy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WTF?
HE’S STILL IN?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Botch…. you asshat…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
FTLOG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Now he comes out with the bases loaded. His fail is enormous.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy makes sure epic fail is imminent before bringing in the bullpen.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Big Head, the horse is gone and NOW you want to close the gate?
This club gets over 500 and it’s like the Big Head has to sabotage it. I really hope he gets the Davenport termination plan. Soonest.
Where is my beer & chili dog?
A’s hire A’s. B’s hire C’s. Remember that.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on May 22, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to take my contacts out because I assumed he was taking RJ out after the run. And now the bases are loaded before BigHead makes a move? What a moron.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Not with this team
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Double post, except you logged in as “baetown415” the first time.
by non sequitur on May 22, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s roll ’em up, boys!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
why does it say the run was unearned?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
It’ll wait until the end of the inning to update earnies. It’s obviously earned.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
The broadcast just showed it as unearned.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Well, that’s dumb. I assumed you were talking about Gametrackercast.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Can we fire Bochy?
pretty please? Does anyone want to keep him around?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
in 2008
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
MEDDERS!
FINISH HIM!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
STFD Gutierrez
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Thank you Medders
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
one more please
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 22, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
STFD GUTIERREZ!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WOWIE
Good luck with Ichiro
19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.
MEDDERS!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
GET OUTTA THE JAM BRANDON
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
whoa
that was a hell of a pitch. But I still sense doom.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PABLO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PANDA LEATHER OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PABLO LESSGOOOOOO
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
KUIPER IS PUMPED
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 22, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
z
HOLY SHIT PABLO
FANTASTIC PLAY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WHAT A GODDAMN PLAY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This thread is going nuts
and out of order…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

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