I HATE BRIAN WILSON
by The Patrick-52-Willis Show on May 21, 2009 11:03 PM PDT
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PrintI HONESTLY NOW CAN SAY THAT I HATE BRIAN WILSON. HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO PITCH SOMETHING ELSE THAN ONE PITCH. DAMN DUDE HES BLOWN SO MANY GAMES FOR US AND WE DO NOTHING. BRUCE BOCHY SHOULD GET FIRED, HES A DUMBASS. AURILLIA SHOULD JUST RETIRE, VELEZ SHOULD BE RELEASED, ITS ALL BRIAN WILSON'S FAULT. HE JUST MADE TO TRIP TO SEATTLE THE WORST TRIP POSSIBLE FOR THE SF GIANTS. THE NEXT TIME THE GIANTS ARE UP AND ITS THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH AND WILSON COMES IN, IM TURNING OFF MY TV.
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Stop Yelling-
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I lol’d. Velez and Aurilia sucking is definitely Wilson’s fault.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
OF COURSE IT IS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention that Velezs run gave us the lead last night
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on May 22, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Every part of this post was high quality.
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agreed.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on May 22, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
IS ANYONE ELSE EXCITED!?!??!?!??
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
REALLY?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
Don't expect an answer.
Only knows how to post fanshots. He’s unable to respond with a comment.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
TAGSNG is back in full form.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions
You beat me to the joke.
(You also beat NuschlerFace, but that didn’t stop him from making it, below.)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 22, 2009 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
True! I didn’t decipher the acronym.
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on May 22, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Excitation is just a state of elevated energy. It doesn’t have to have a positive connotation.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No, his Caps Lock button worked.
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Ok
Is this a joke by some seasoned McCoven? I dont know how this could be serious, plus the “excited” one.
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
He also posts on NinersNation, fwiw.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And whoever rec'd this
well played
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
You spelled “wrecked” wrong.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, seriously
I really don’t like ironic recommendations.
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I’m too tired of this team to argue with or really make fun of anything you wrote, so yeah. well put.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 11:50 PM PDT reply actions
Finally, someone says what we're all thinking
especially that part about Seattle
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 21, 2009 11:53 PM PDT reply actions
Sergio Romo loves Wilson
Because Wilson is about to give his job away to Romo
which will give Romo a chance to eventually make some
really big bucks. With respect to Wilson, what little respect
is remaining after the Casey incident, he got totally robbed
on the 1-1 and 2-1 pitches to Tony Gwynn’s clone, the junior.
I think the ump did not want to make Gwynn look bad in his
first Padre AB, but after ball 3 came about ball 4 was off the plate.
That AB, however, was key in the Wilson implosion. You could see
the giants bench pinching a loaf at the ump with those two calls. The giants
outhit the pads every freakin game, and could not score runs.
Did the Pads have a forcefield knocking giants home runs down to singles?
I didn’t read this post because it looks like a poem and I don’t do poetry.
by KCE on May 22, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
Awww, dammit. I originally read it as "...will avoid losing steaks" and got all excited.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 22, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG CAPTIAL LETTERS
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2009 12:37 AM PDT reply actions
THE NEXT TIME THE GIANTS ARE UP AND ITS THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH AND WILSON COMES IN, IM TURNING OFF MY TV.
Agreed. If Brian Wilson winds up pinch hitting, I’m done watching this team.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 22, 2009 3:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is absolutely the correct response
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005. And winner of the 2012 NL Fireman of the Year Award!
i turned off my tv after he hit eckstein and walked in the run
i didn’t even know about the hairston hit until this morning…
by gogoldenbears on May 22, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I NEVR NEWED THAD DA GINTS NEDZ SOPURT!
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on May 22, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I figured this would have been deleted by the time I woke up this morning.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 22, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions
PROPORTIONATE RESPONSE
I have to say I agree with this post and the caps and reactionary rage are suitable for the situation.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 22, 2009 7:54 AM PDT reply actions
But is he rated?
Anagram of “I HATE BRIAN WILSON” = A LOWISH INEBRIANT
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 22, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions
Take him up on his offer...
…and find him a ninja already. C’mon Sabes.
by Rick Parker (Lewis) Can't Lose on May 22, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions
I’m not even going to read the post, the title is enough for me to rec this
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
Am I the only one?
Yes, I know Wilson been sucking ALOT lately, but would still rather have him than that SUCKFEST Benitez. That would suck SOOOOO much more.
I would rather eat moldy bread than a pile of dog shit.
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Consider these 2 lines:
ERA, IP, W-L, K, BB, WHIP
Brian Wilson this season: 4.87, 20.1, 2-3, 21, 9, 1.426
2007 Benitez with Giants:4.67, 17.1, 0-3, 18, 9, 1.500
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
What about if condiments are allowed?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 26, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
despite the obvious flaws in this post
I tend to agree. Wilson seems to have forgotten how to throw anything but a fastball. And he can’t get his fastball over the plate. This is not a good combination.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Exactly what part of that isn’t a good combination?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 26, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait, I figured it out.
Both parts.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 26, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good to see the PWillis Show posts have seeped from Niners Nation to here
not really though.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
Ive hated every “closer” the Giants have had since Nenn.
Benitez, Worrel, Wilson, etc
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 24, 2009 1:24 AM PDT reply actions
Worrell?
But he was good that year.
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I dont care
I still hated him cuz of that one game where he gave up a walk off grand slam to the backup catcher or something of the Expos
The San Francisco Giants: Where old men go to die.
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 25, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
…Most closers aren’t perfect.
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I like how you show your appreciation for closers by how many consonants you put at the end of their name. Using that system, here are my rankings:
Nennnn
Worrell
Wilson
Benite
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 24, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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