Gameday Thread IV
by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT
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Louisiana BY-YOU FRED
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Fred is ALWAYS late..
Does he need a lighter bat?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
HEY!
Rowands back
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Honestly, on any other team, Tim would probably be undefeated and have a sub 2 ERA.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
According to Kawakami, Lincecum stats are inflated by his team being in the NL West.
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
i think it's already been established
that kawakami is a fucking idiot
great minds and all that
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He is such a fucking moron
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Well,
look at Santana.
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I hate to leave now...
But I have to get up at 6:30 tomorrow morning.
Hopefully this will bring good luck…
19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home
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SIDDOWN , weenie.
3:30 , ha.
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OF COURSE
its howry
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When do we have leads?
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I must have forgotten those…. I thought we lost every game 2-1….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha. Eckstein hurt himself.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
I wish he’d done that in Game 1 of this series.
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TAKE THAT FUCKSTEIN
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Okay I found the definition of PFX, but it makes no sense
The Pitch-f/x or ‘PFX’ value is the distance between the location of the actual pitch, and the calculated location of a ball thrown by the pitcher in the same way but with no spin; this is the amount of ‘movement’ the pitcher applies to the pitch. A faster, straighter pitch like a fastball will have a higher Pitch-F/x value than a slower, breaking ball like a curveball, which will have a higher break.
Wouldn’t the difference between the pitch w/ spin and the pitch w/out spin be bigger for a curveball?
Kuip sounds like he has simmering hatred for Eckstien
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SNIPER!!
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
ha ha. he hurt himself again.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
bahahaha
MORE, MORE
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LOL ECKSTEIN
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Yes, kruk
you should laugh
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Keep poundin’ his hands
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
He still will get a bloop hit
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Times like this
I am SO GLAD I don’t have to listen to the padres announcers.
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they are absolutely horrendous
the only internet stream for the Giants tonight is with their announcers
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I can just imagine them going crazy about
Ecks’ “gamerness”, and if he doesn’t make an out they’ll compare him to kirk gibson. I guarantee it
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I’m listening to the Giants broadcast through the interwebs…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
but are you watching?
i found a video stream online
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Not watching. Can’t handle the fail….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh , MLB will let you have CSBA which is us.
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't afford the 80 bucks
gotta save it for top ramen and eggos lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
earlier they called Eckstein
one of the all time baseball greats…
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of course they did
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Good lord
HES DAVID FUCKING ECKSTEIN FOR GODS SAKE
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For some reason, Firefox just keeps loading and loading this page, so auto-refresh doesn’t kick in.
Judgment Day is coming
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Man, does Bengie always hold his signs that close to the dirt?
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
I fucking hate this piece of shit
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
velez. lol
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ EAT SHIT
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
EPICgenio FAIlez
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
WOW GOOD THING VELEZ IS PLAYING IN THIS FUCKING GAME, RIGHT GUYS
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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That was funny despite the Fail
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
FUCK Velez. Too close to your glove for you???
Oh, and good evening, everyone.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRUCE
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Here we go
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There is no fucking way this ISNT a HR, right?
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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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Throw Strikes blah blah
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
you can understand him sacrificing the defense if Velez was a good hitter. Since he isn’t, why the fuck is he out there?
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Because sabean
and bochy
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Burris with an ouchy
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, good. Satan is up
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
why didnt frandsen stay in and play 2b??
by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Just got home from watching Star Trek
I have lots of things to say about the game right now and…..what’s going on with the comments? Is this something that everyone is seeing or is it just me?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
centered? I have it too
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by Mayor of 311 on May 21, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that would be it.
It’s really weird.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Read Mayor's comment
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
I liked Star Trek a lot more than I like this game so far. The more I think of the movie, the more I like it, in fact.
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie needs to remember who’s over at first
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
That could have been a disaster
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God dammit. GET HIM OUT
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE HELL IS HOWRY OUT THERE
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When are we going to figure it out..
That Howry might not be it?
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wow jesus
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even I'm on the "jesus sucks" bandwagon
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/silence
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Goozmawn has a hole in his glove
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
So I think I understand what “Guzman is bad at defense” means.
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……..and Giants D sucks now too! Yeah!
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
THE SAVIOR HAS FORSAKEN US
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
So
The Giants can’t score and FBAL still sucks. No alternate reality here.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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This is why Jesus has not been here yet
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there never is a good time
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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Too bad the Giants didn't follow your lead.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Me, earlier today: "I don't care how bad his glove is, WE NEED HIS O!"
Me, now: “TRADE CAIN 4 FIELDER”
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I could have caught that
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Buuueeelller ?
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As excited as Tom Shane.
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
As excited as Tom Beaudette.
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS WRONG ON GUZMAN
Felt it important to say that
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lets go affeldt
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you should have been in there for the WHOLE FUCKING INNING
but nevermind.
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So
Guzman’s been pretty bad at defense, eh?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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As bad as this wacky ass formatting
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Firefox or Opera ?
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My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
So it’s not a gecko layout issue. I’m using Slim Browser right now (IE 8 core based)
I’ll bet it’s a active x or java issue.
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Yep,
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
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missed a pickoff throw too
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Been saying this for weeks..
If the ball isn’t perfect, he ain’t gonna catch it.
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He is to defense as Mark Geragos is to defense.
Lots of flash about his game, but doesn’t actually deliver.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 21, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. That was terrible.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
i just had the WORST pasta i have EVER run across
kinda wish i puked it up
by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
It looks like lefties hit Affeldt better than righties.
I guess he’ll only be in for Gonzalez then.
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Bochy thinks this makes sense
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maybe Jesus is a little nervous. He only had one error at Fresno. He must have been able to catch throws from infielders down there.
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Lets hope.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
QUICK PULL THE LOOGY
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Thanks Jeremy for leaving Jesus out of that equation….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
+1
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
that was a major league cross-up, right there.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt made the right play. All the fielders should now run over and tag the runner instead of throwing to first.
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molina almost catches it with his face
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Affeldt
lefties – .390
righties – .198
bochy’s head just beploded
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Ha – I just checked in on Gameday to see how the game was going. 3 errors! LOLGiants.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
NICE PLAY GUZMAN
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nice throw, Panda!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
/heart stopped
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
JESUS CAUGHT IT
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I half expected Jesus to drop it….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus Saves!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
nice
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Gums
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad, Jesus has made about the worst first impression possible
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Not when he gets the game-winning hit!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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If Burris needs another day off, he can make a second impression tomorrow.
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF...
…is the cap logo now red?
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus plays like he has holes in his hands.
Anyone already make that joke?
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by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally blasphemy!
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by Mayor of 311 on May 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Throws strikes
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
PARTY STARTER
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Subway is beating the 5$ footlong into the ground
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Graduates of the MCC school of marketing
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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You know what people....
I’m starting to think that Velez might not be a very good baseball player.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
oh, goodie. Velez is up.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
velez+ Bell= Fail
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STEAL A BAG
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
ha ha. Jesus broke first base.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ IS SO FAILY HE CAUSES FAIL IN OTHERS
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DON’T EVEN SUGGEST THAT KUIP!
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I wasn’t happy with that comment, either.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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DON'T FUCKING BUNT WITH PABLO SANDOVAL
raaaaaagh
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THANK YOU
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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT AND RUN SUCCESS!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Only in Texas!
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait, this is San Diego….
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT AND RUN FTW. 4th TIMES THE CHARM
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SON :D
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Now time for our patented rbi double-play!!!
by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Velez out at second, Sandoval safe at second, Molina out at first?
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey a coaching call that was good.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
….DP to score a run…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Alright
Runner at third, no one out…..we are so not scoring.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Prediction: strikeout, then GIDP
and don’t act like I’m the only one thinking it.
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Huh.
MLB and McC are in synch!
/faints
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL audible giants chant
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Hey he swung at the first pitch again
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Please hit a home run, Bengie.
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Panda took out Fuckstain!
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WTG SON! FUCK YOU FUCKSTEIN
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Take out by the Panda
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they almost got a triple play.
Thank you Pablo Sandoval.
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Weird to say it, but… good job, Velez.
AND GOOD JOB SANDOVAL.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
It was still a FAIL
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
SHUT THE FUCK UP BLACK
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I believe he prefers to be called Colored.
/Mayor
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
we need to run for Molina…oh wait.
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You can’t argue that slide with Brian Giles on your team, Bud.
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Fuck off, Bud Black. He touched the damn bag. What else do you want?
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ha ha. Panda slid after he got there.
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sweet sweet redemption
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
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YOU CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER
<3333333333333
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CLASSY GO-AHEAD RBI SINGLE!
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wwwynn - ing
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THANK JESUS!!!!
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DOES HEATH BELL HAVE A ERA NOW?
DOES HEATH BELL HAVE A ERA NOW?
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Well I guess he’s already had one. NM
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NM. I was right to begin with.
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I don’t know what I should mind and what I should never mind.
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suck it velez haterz
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
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That's a WINNer!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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WE HAVE FUCKING RUNS ON THE FUCKING BOARD
FUCK YOU HEATH BELL! RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING EARHOLE YOU FUCK
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I knew this was a Bondslegend post before seeing the name
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lol
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RANDY RANDY WINN WINN
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Eat shit, Fuckstain!
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NATE HIT A HR
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WHEN? IN THE MINORS SOMETIME?
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Closer in a tie game once again. Even Bochy is laughing at Bud Black.
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Botch with the GW Bush laugh….
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Randy Winn
Professional Baseball Player
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Eckstein
couldnt catch that cause he didnt have any kneecaps left
It’s Nasty Nate time.. I got a good feelin bout this one.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
BASES JUICED FOR JESUS!
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Holy Shit Rally
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I don’t know, playing for the Padres has to be pretty demoralizing. They might walk off if there is a grand slam…
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by GiantsFanInExile on May 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HERE WE GO JESUS
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oh ahahaha it's jesus again
I have no idea what’s gonna happen now.
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NATE IN PLAY AND NO OUT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Heres a big chance to make us forget everything
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Why do I have the feeling that
Guzman is going to try to field the first pitch?
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JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
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That sentence is poorly structured.
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I don’t see any mistakes.
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Please have a good AB, I want you to succeed
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
BOCHY PUT ON THE WALK SIGN FOR ONCE
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
you might be able to fool those fucks in the league office, man
but you cannot fool the Jesus
BEAT HEATH BELL BEAT HEATH BELL
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
It was one of two places he could have gone with it.
Wrong choice?
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
good swings
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HEATH BELLOL
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Oh if this were true
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Molina winded from all that standing.
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PROVE ME WRONG GUZMAN, I DARE YAH
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Lol kuip
called him “guzmanoff”
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fuck
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
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JESUS >:(
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well looks like Richie's gonna be DHing
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Guzman does seem to have a clue up at the plate, though.
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Promising
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s times like these that I’d rather have the Old Testament version of this guy.
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
not sure he was in the old testament
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s all the same guy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, right. I forgot.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
I went for dinner. How did the Giants score a run?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
A series of fortunate events
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Did not go
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0-13, Get a fucking hit
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
+109
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
ARE YOU TELLING ME JESUS GUZMAN CAN’T HIT A CURVEBALL?
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Protip
Dont swing at balls
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well they can’t hit the strikes, so…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I GIVE THIS ADVICE TO EVERYBODY
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
not gonna end well
BUT WE GOT A RUN!
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Oh Ok its still Giants baseball
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
scary words
here comes Wilson.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS OFFENSE
jesus christ. Bases loaded, 1 out, 1 run. God damn.
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Nah
You could get there with 16 and a half.
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the giants got nothing outta bases loaded no outs
god damn it for once I want to win a game 6-1 or something fun and easy like that.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
yeah, there was
my anger overrides my rational thought :x
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz, Hundley, Burke
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probably not
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I think Juan will be there instead.
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Sleepless in Fresno
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
more like kevin FAILson
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I would prefer not getting walked off on
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
3 walks, 3 strikeouts
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
He just hit the road with the minor league team, didn’t he? Doesn’t sound like it’s anytime soon.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Bruce did
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSTwittered
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I never thought I’d be happy to see Richie enter the game.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
They don’t have that sign where I work.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see the fail there
The employer probably doesn’t want any wanking on their clock.
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Yes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm curious about
the black hand and the white phallus
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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no interracial wanking
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Bi-curious, maybe?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the fail
it should read “No wanking others during working hours”
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
second...
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
...third...
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Tat boy 1 2 3
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Wilson
strikes. throw them.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wait for it……Wait for it
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Wait for it….It’s getting closer
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closer…..
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
bad Wilson tonight.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
3 straight sliders.
Fastball, dickhead!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Well there you go
Happy?
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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of course
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
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I love this one
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Sent a 40FCL to Australia today. I was happy, now I am worried. Thanks
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Dink
walk
two run knock
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
should have let that at least attempt to see if it went foul.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He wanted people to vote for Rowand for the All-Star Game last year.
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he might be gay
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doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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plz to be not allowing a run, Brian
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oh, Burriss is in.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
He threw at Hundley’s bat!
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh shit, its not looking good.
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
OO TONY GWYNNS SON
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Oh lookie. It’s Tony Gwynn. Hopefully, killing the Giants isn’t genetic.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
They're real excited about that kid's dad.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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Gwyn gets a hit, The gods will ensure it
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Shit..
Guaranteed base knock right here.. Tony Gwynn’s powers will help
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
You haven’t listened to many broadcasters then. May I suggest something in a Reds or White Sox?
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by GiantsFanInExile on May 21, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Reds aren’t bad.
But they hate the players they cover on a game-by-game basis… not fun to listen to.
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by GiantsFanInExile on May 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, Brian Wilson is unaware of this.
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Brian Wilson is trading on Brian Wilson’s name!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Gwynn, Tony Gwynn Junior
No one can stop him but S.C.U.M always tries
Young Gwynn cuts through each web of spies
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why is being a Giants fan so damn difficult?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Wilson has gone 3-1 to Tony Gwynn, JR.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Mix in a STRIKE, eh Brian
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Wilson sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
When will Bruce Bochy realize that he can’t be trusted to pitch in non-save situations?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
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Judgment Day is coming
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Finish the sentence:
Brian Wilson is amazing…..
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
OH WHAT THE FUCK BRIAN WILSON WILL YOU STOP THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL A STIKEOUT LET’S FINISH THIS NOW!!!!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON BRIAN
FINISH THIS CRAP ALREADY
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Goddamnit Brian
Its Tony Gwynn JR!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
it’s family day at Petco
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
wow do I miss Robb Nen right about now
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
He never allowed as many baserunners as Wilson does.
That might not be completely true. But it’s pretty true.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD THE NOT GOOD GONZALEZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT DOWN YOU BROTHER GUY
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
STFD, NOT ADRIAN!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
That was nasty
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
SIT
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
someday
Brian Wilson will pitch a 1-2-3 inning.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
suck it gonzo two
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Who said 3 walks , 3 strikeouts ?
"One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women."-John McGraw, NY Giants Baseball Club
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
I dont like you Gils
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
And Brian immediately reverts.
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Yup.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
END IT YOU CRAZY FUCK
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
No extra base hit!
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
JFChrist
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
dear god
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Of course. I expect nothing less than this
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
what the hell is wrong with you Brian?
Just once, could you not give me a heart attack?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
oh fanfuckingtastic
DAVID ECKSTEIN is going to have a walkoff bunt.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Giants pitchers afraid to throw strikes
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
OH, GOOD. FUCKSTAIN IS UP
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS THIS GAME STILL GOING AND WHY HASN'T WILSON PUT IT AWAY YET?!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
If Eckstein gets a hit, I will go adopted a kitten, and kick it
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FUCK MY LIFE
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
THIS IS AWESOME
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN WILSON IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
WILSON= NOT A PITCHER
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
You suck Brian. Really?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Fuck this
BRIAN WILSON, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Goddammit.
Fucking closer…
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk says it
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
UN
BELIEVABLE
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
I lose faith in humanity
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Well Im glad I didnt go to this game…
by lincypoo i wuv u on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Z
oh, good. Satan is up
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
we all know what’s going to happen now.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
There’s just nothing going on behind those eyes. You can see it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That is the worst thing ever
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
and here's Hairston
A HA HA HA
IT’S ACTUALLY COMEDIC IF YOU LOOK AT IT FROM ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
…and guess who’s up
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
I facepalmed IRL
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Fuck Brian Wilson, Fuck the Padres, Fuck Brian Sabean, Fuck Bruce Bochy, Fuck the Lakers, Fuck the gods for fucking my Kings out of a decent fucking lottery pick, and fuck Brian Sabean some more. Fuck!
"El once, chico. Eleven."
EPIC FOAL!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Hairston and FUCK BRIAN WILSON.
Proud parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald Posey!
by GiantsFanInExile on May 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
fuck this team
what else
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
:LFKJo ‘i;ajweilfjakfjneiwfejaklwefn;aekwjfnal;kwefnhw IP’
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FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT
"You ask for game winning hits, I give you Eugenio Velez"
by The Gene Hackman on May 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
..............
………………
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
This team is horrible
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I can’t wait till Romo comes back and saves the day.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
JUST NEEDED ONE OUT ALKHDF:KQHJE:FLKJ EN:FKJFKLJEFKL:JWEL:FJEWFKLJELW:KFJ:LEWFJLEKWJFL:EKFWH :LKWEJD
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I wont watch tommorrow
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
So is Brian Wilson still our closer?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
Do you want my answer, rxmeister’s answer, or Bruce Bochy’s answer?
Hint: two of these answers are the same.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry rxmeister, I’m not trying to take a cheap shot, though I realize after rereading it that it looks that way. I just remembered a comment you made about Brian Wilson being the closer for better or worse and I thought, “well, this would be the worse.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of bears?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is morbidly hilarious
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
well, what are we going to talk about? I won’t be sleeping tonight after that one.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
Up comes out in 8 days. It’s playing at the Castro, amazingly. I am guessing they are bringing in a digital projector and … well, shit, I don’t know what to say. Great theatre, but for a 3d film on first release? Pretty wacky.
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m trying to think of a good OT fanpost. Baseball is the last thing I want to talk about ight now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear.
Although this gives me a slightly related idea: “OT: Best Slash Pairings Evar”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That would just invite Giants Offense / Any Pitcher
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the Padres commentator
had an orgasm when Eckstein got hit
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I had the opposite of an orgasm
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
you should have heard the sound he made
it was disgusting
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
D:< WOW GREAT GAME GIANTS
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
You guys (and gals) think people will line up 4 hours early to get the Brian Wilson bobblehead giveaway?
No
They will walk in and be handed it and be surprised because they didnt’ know it was a give-out night.
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Tony Gwynn walked. Eckstein hit by pitch. Hairston beats us. It’s fate. God hates the Giants.
by lincypoo i wuv u on May 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, I’m sooooo looking forward to to driving up to Seattle to see this embarrasing team in person. FUCK.
I would like to take this time to congratulate Grant on his precognitive abilities.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU SCOTT HAIRSTON!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
let us never speak of this again.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 21, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
How many saves for David Aardsma this weekend? Over under set at 1.5
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
109
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
that was some fucked up shit right there
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Fuck Brian Giles. Fuck David Eckstein. Fuck Scott Hairston.
And fuck Brian Wilson. What a miserable piece of shit.
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I cannot wait for the postgame thread.
It’s gonna be SO CHEERY.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
GTFO of SF
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
26 pitches--13 balls, 13 strikes
That’s not gonna get it done
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Really...Only the Third Blown Save?
Of course I was at the Mets game where he blew the tie as well
Let's bring the...
3 blown saves
like 3 blown ties though too
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
What?
Why?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
He mocked Wilson’s crossed arm tribute thingy after he homered off him last week.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Why would that make me like him tonight?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
This game was even worse than the previous two. I didn’t think that could be possible.
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i blame me.
i’ve now attended both sweeps.
fortunately, i DID leave after Rowand’s solo shot because i knew once they pulled tim that it was done.
Somewhere
The Giants Rotation is performing an excorcism in the hopes of getting a real baseball team.
Let's bring the...
Mind numb
Me go sleep. This memory better be gone when I wake.
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
Adoptive father of "Poncho" Villalona: This Angel don't fly. Nothing about him is light.
Worst closer in MLB it is now official
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
0-6 at san diego. worst team in mlb. sigh.
by lincypoo i wuv u on May 21, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Jake Peavy rejected the trade because he has long-term memory problems and he thought the Padres were a winning team.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Fucking Brian Wilson
Brian Wilson comes in to “save” the game, causing several post-trauma seizures across the Bay Area.
Bay Area fan going to UCLA.
TO YOU PEOPLE WHO SAID BRIAN WILSON WAS AN ELITE CLOSER
FUCK YOU. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW BASEBALL FUCKING WORKS. YOU DON’T GIVE UP A SHITLOAD OF BASERUNNERS AND ALWAYS GET OUT OF IT.
YOU JUST FUCKING DON’T.
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Good lord he sucks
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
And his hair is stupid.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought you were a little girl.
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It does explain the quality of the beard.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WITH RUNNERS ON HOME BECAUSE THEY JUST CAME HOME FROM THIRD
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
exxxxxactly
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad Aubrey Huff isn’t in the NL West. I would love for him to do double fist pumps every time Wilson walks him.
by SeeingStars on May 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't we just say "Fuck Brian Wilson"? Don't hate on the people who dared to look for some silver lining....
"El once, chico. Eleven."
I already did
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/5/21/883192/gameday-thread-iv#16030593
But that was a bullshit argument. Always and forever. And I have always hated it and this is when I get to rub it in because, guess what? I was fucking right and it pisses me off.
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I AGREE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I AGREE WITH WHAT SHE SAID
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He has the potential to be an elite closer. But so does Jesus Guzman…
and me
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson
You’re fired,
O, and so is the rest of the starting lineup
Giants outhit Padres in every game
and scored 4 runs
FUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get ready for -17 runs against King Felix Sunday……
Can’t wait til I can see this traveling road show in Seattle this weekend
by DeafNotDumb on May 21, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
I’d like to direct some blame to Petco. We hit at least 4 HR’s tonight (that’s what I saw, there may have been more that I missed) and got 1 HR, 2 singles, and an out from them.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
You could blame Aaron Rowand for not being a gamer too and turning his long ass first hit into a single.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Why? it’s not like the Giants would have driven him in.
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That's true
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
He was the only one who had any power this series, so I don’t blame him.
Judgment Day is coming
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That’s true too
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
All blame is on Wilson, no dice
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
No such thing as one person to blame in any loss.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
DAMN YOU MARCELLO FOR KEEPING THINGS IN CONTEXT
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
This time, it really is all his fault. Somehow, it is
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I’m not going to lie, it does feel that way to me too.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
How many RISP were left on with less than 2 outs?
Definitely not all Bwilsons fault
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
THE PAIN!!!!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Once again
This team doesnt deserve to be .500
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
This team deserves exactly .500. It’s the most painful type of team to watch and that’s what we’re getting.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
like Baggs said
it’s like watching the 2003 Dodgers
Too depressing to have a post game thread, or Grant is deleting his first one.
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
If he had kept my post-game thread, we would have won!
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AND ANOTHER THING
WE SCORED A RUN OFF OF HEATH BELL WHO HAD YET TO GIVE UP A RUN THIS SEASON
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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That was a really good clue we’d end up losing. Like scoring 6 runs off Johan Santana, that was bound to fuck us over.
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Too much outside the box scoring.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Heath Bell is on my fantasy team. So I get Giants loss and Heath Bell fail. Sad all around. Also, I would like to have Scott Hairston killed. Unfortunately, we will one day acquire Scott Hairston, who will hit like 2009 Rich Aurilia for us. Also a fail.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Never
He has guys who can hit well behind him.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
When he becomes as good as Bonds AND has as bad a lineup as Bonds had around him. Poor grammar, I know but you got the point.
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Righties get IBB’ed WAAAYY less than lefties so he will never get the Bonds treatment
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
More RHP, and are less likely to pitch to a lefty than a righty on deck.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
oh so it's a matchup thing
that’s pretty stupid
0-6 at Petco, Shouldnt the Padres be worse then us?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
/laughs hysterically for a full minute, then begins a long night of sobbing.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 21, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to punish myself by watching Paul Blart, Mall Cop; it can’t be worse than what just happened.
And for the record, I don’t want to see this movie. I just want to see how bad it is.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
Mall Cop
Its Giants bad
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Shit
If it’s that bad, maybe I shouldn’t watch it.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
playoffs???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
We play like diddly poo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Suspiciously accurate in context
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I think the first part of the rant was something along the lines of “We sucked today, absolutely sucked. Who do we think we are, giving the game away like that?”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
ALDERSON FOR FIELDER
GITTURDUNN SABES
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I guess Wilson hanging with Zito ...
Was a bad thing for Wilson. Zito took all his non-suck. Thanks.
LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.
Then let’s cut Wilson.
Problem solved!
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There's a clear answer here
Bring back Bonds.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
A year too late :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
At least he would be on base. Add in the times other guys get on base and you might actually see 3 runs instead of 2 or 1.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF does a 3-run offense look like?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
This offense with Bonds!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
.000/1.000/1.000
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
uh
that should probably be more like – /1.000/ – /1.000
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Gave up a dinner in Half Moon Bay for this………….
Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
where would you have gone?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I shoulda gone to the gym instead of seeing this mess…..
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I shoulda pounded down some vodka and I hate hard alcohol.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
DFA List
Wilson, Velez, Aurilia…..
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
DFA List
Velez, Velez, Velez, Aurilia, Schierholtz, Velez, Velez, Uribe. Velez.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 21, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
JT talkin about Guzman's D..
Surprised he’s not throwing up.
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
I want JT on this team again
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I blame Tony Gwyn
Just realized that Tony Gwyn Jr scored the winning run. AFTER Wilson’s stupid walk.
Let's bring the...
Cliffsnotes
Wilson sucks
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
THANKS FOR YOUR WIN PROBABILITY NOT-ADDED WILSON!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Every one of my recent activity comments are in this thread. That cant be good
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
ITS 2 IN THE MORNING GRANDMA.
FUCK THIS GAME!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
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