Gameday Thread III

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Hey I just put the game on. Weird.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
WHY IS JESUS ON THE FUCKING BENCH
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Yeah right
have you been watching this team the last few years? No fucking way he’s in over Aurilia.
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Gouda
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime Hairston gets out, God saves a puppy
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
But thenn David Eckstien sodomizes it.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Porcelain blah blah
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….and starts every game….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop missing your spots
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What’s up with the pop-up ads on the main page.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
damnit
I hate you, PADRES HITTER
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
D:
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tim hit by a LD on the glove hand
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109!
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HEADLY
I DEMAND YOU HIT INTO A DP HERE
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OR STRIKE OUT
THATS COOL TOO
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Good thing he isnt made of Porcelain
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SIT!
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
TRAVIS!
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Nice leather
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
IVE ALWAYS LOVED THAT ISHI IS PLAYING OVER JESUS!
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IKR
You’re gonna hear lies from others, but that’s all they are. FILTHY LIES
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WAT. How did he get that one?
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I will bet anyone anything that Bengie swings at the first pitch
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All the money in my wallet
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SHOW ME THE MONEY
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No
I was agreeing. And I have no money in my wallet! HAH!
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Swing? For some reason I only remember the at-bats where he watches all the hittable pitches go by uncontested.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the cut of your jib.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
you SCOTT HAIRSTON
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FUCKING SCOTT FUCKING HAIRSTON GODDDD FUCKING DAMIT
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Hairston is pure evil
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to drive down to San Diego and punch Hairston in the throat.
Judgment Day is coming
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Weird way to say it but yeah
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IAWTC
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what does IAWTC mean?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Do you really?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT NATTO
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i agree with the comment
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I always assumed i agree with that completely.
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
Man, I hate the TV setup we’ve got here. My dad’s the only one who knows how to do it so you can watch different things on each tv and he’s not home. I guess one more game of radio, then.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You dont want to see this
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Unless you really want to get pissed off at Scott Hairston.
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BUT I DOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Petco can go fuck itself
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SUCK IT ECKSTEIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
IL fuckstein
awesome.
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feeling your teeth with your tongue again?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate’s dangerously close to the Mendoza line all of a sudden
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Go 0-2
Take a week off
Repeat
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CRAZY ENOUGH TO WOK
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That’s a good name for a restaurant.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDY >:(
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Get a hit or something of equal or lesser value
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DON’T ASK FOR TOO MUCH NOW
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Good move and he’s a duck
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
He was probably out
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nah
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE
just starting destroying correia
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GOD DAMN IT LET THEM STEAL
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IT'S THE CAMERA ANGLE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The word Krukow was looking for is “desiccator”.
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NATE!
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DONT FAIL, OFFENSE!
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What a pleasant surprise
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Atta Boy Nate
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
RUNNER ON THIRD WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS!
There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
don't worry
runner on first – there’s LOTS of ways the Giants can avoid scoring!
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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You can tell when she’s not happy because they frown.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t you know that chick is BAAAAD LUUUUCK?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY NO RALLY PICTURE
It worked once!
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JUST CRAZY ENOUGH
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TWID!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT CORREIA YOU FUCK
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OK
let’s inflate that ERA guys!
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PINCH HIT THE SAVIOR
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ISH due up
please for the love of fucking god bring in jesus
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Let me grab some helium
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MEAT
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Is anyone else bummed out that jesus has lost the raptor look
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Please let me see jesus when the commercial ends
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HOLY JESUS
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Make a good first impression, and we will love you forever
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JESUS WALKS!
or, at least
JESUS HACKS!
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Where is Goofus?
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
lol he swung at the first pitch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
swung at ball 1
Welcome to the Giants, kid!
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He truly is a Giant…
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DO SOMETHING GOOD
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Would it be any less creepy if I told you that the kid isn’t wearing underwear?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
More creepily, neither is Jesus.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wastin’ no time. HACKIN
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK MLB.TV
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Nuggets up 3 with a little over 4 seconds to go..
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
ahaha he'd swing at a pitchout right now
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GO RAPTOR JESUS
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FUCK
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FUCK
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FUCK
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AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Judgment Day is coming
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Shiny black batting helmet
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Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
DAMN. Base hit if it doesn’t hit the mound
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
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wow. This is disheartening in a totally new way.
It’s like my mother just punched me in the face.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
ahahahahahahaha
Fuck the Lakers!
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……..and the Giants do not score…. again…. ever
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldnt get there in time
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THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You always leave me satisfied and smiling
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Or did I fall in?
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OHHH NOW I GET IT
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That wasnt optimal
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SUBOPTIMAL!
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That pain you're feeling?
That’s what you get for believing in a mythological figure.
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
So I can be rescued by a rookie walking upon it?
Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.
by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Of fire and brimstone!
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
SEND HIM BACK DOWN
we don’t need more sample!
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Jesus Guzman
San Francisco Giant
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will these Jesus jokes ever get old?
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I’ll stake our reputation on it!
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Like that’s ever stopped us.
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He just turned water into a double play ground ball.
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Matthew Barry is being a little bitch about the refs in the NBA game
LOLAKERS and their fans.
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Richie pats Guzman on the back
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Stupid mound got in the way.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit! I was just about to post this.
But…he looked confident at the plate and the DP ball was well hit and in many situations would be a single up the middle.
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
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Seriously though
I can’t believe he was even hitting in that spot. I never would have expected boulderskull to do that.
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STFD YOU ASSHOLE
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STFD HUNDLEY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Fllij(#)*48u1IL-z94NO CARRIER
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
Belated response to the Guzman DP.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
yes
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8 bucks to see timmy
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Honestly though:
Yeah, he did hit into a DP, but who here felt more comfortable with him hitting in that situation over Ish?
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
/raises both hands
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He could stand to put on some boob weight.
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I only saw him for a second before my television was rudely taken from me, but he looked fine.
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Now, when you say fine…?
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I rewound that play on Guzman at first to try to see if he was out or safe. Couldn’t get a perfect read, but looked like either safe or tie. I think the Giants got umped.
Because it wasnt really that close
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It looked out in real time.
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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It looked pretty close to me in real time. I wish they had shown a replay. Oh well.
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Jon and Flem seem to think he was safe….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the inning the padres will put up 5 runs right? pretty sure i showed up just in time.
by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
apparently you missed the memo
TIMMY DAY
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STFD MACIAS
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Macias
has a poster of Rowand in his locker
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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Sientense
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
I think tonite we win 2-1. Who else is with me?
by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t see us getting to 2 runs….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Were you able to see us getting to 1 run before Rowand homered?
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I had my eyes closed on purpose, so no….
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL, you know that run will score
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SHIT
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I must see a replay of that.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. at least some leather on it. But still a bad throw
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT IT'S EVIL JESUS
DDDDDDDDDDD:
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IF YOU AREN’T GOOD AT DEFENSE WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THERE HUH
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TIM!
FINISH HIM!
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Not a great throw
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Splendid
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
whoa I was sure that was going to score.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Not with timmy on the hill!
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Phew.
Good start, Timmy
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Good quality start, Timmy
Hell , good game.
I take back the hair thing…let it flow.
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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
"Maybe a pinch hitter"
there better be a pinch hitter!
KUIP: GOOZMON
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
So, Lincecum hits for himself in the 7th and goes back out there in the 8th, right?
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I'm going to literally explode if that fucking happens again
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That should be entertaining.
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Hits for himself
Then doesnt go out
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
probably better off doing that
than sending out a pinch hitter lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
would you expect Bochy to do it any other way?
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HE’S NOT MADE OF TISSUE THAT DISSOLVES WITH OVERUSE
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Nice outting tim
now GTFO
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who honestly thinks Timmy is coming out of the game?
Show of hands? anyone?
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No, but I think it’s time
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
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Run by Papa?
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HARRY POTTER 7: THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Guzman’s name not showing up in anyone else’s Gameday lineup?
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
he doesnt exist
hes dead to me after the gidp. doesnt show up on mine either
by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m drinking a Miller Genuine Draft Light “64 calories” because my neighbor brought some over, they were in the fridge and I was curious and, wow, it really does taste like carbonated water.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
vfbuvfugyfvguydfgyygjkcdhgkjwgykj I HATE THAT SHIT!!!! I WAS FOOLED BY CLEVER MARKETING!!! AND IM YELLING SO ITS TRUE!!!
by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you tell the difference between that and NORMAL MGD?
HEY-O!
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That’s weird… this 64 calorie MGD tastes just like a Coors…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss-esque start
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no, at least he gets it out of the infield
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single off the wall
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to get on base Franny
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Whoa, Rowand’s up to .272 after 3 good games.
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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DFA FRANDSEN
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Swing…………….NOW!
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Frandsen is not making a good case to stay in the majors.
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Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m eating a giant piece of cake in the hopes that this makes us win.
I’ll let you know.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
A Giant helping
of Bordeaux Cherry Chocolate ice cream,
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s… cake-pie…
Yeah.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Franny gotta go
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
franen gotta go
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ty bochy
I… don’t really have anything to yell at you about right now.
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framdson gotta go
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Feel free to swing the fucking bat, Fred.
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Lewis rarely fails to swing at a bad pitch and then take a fat one
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
ARGH
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wow
this team really sucks.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I say this every time he's up but..
SWING EARLIER FRED
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
the hole in Lewis’s swing is a belt-high fastball over the plate
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