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Hey I just put the game on. Weird.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Chicks dig the long ball

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This is definitely not Howry do it!

by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS JESUS ON THE FUCKING BENCH

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesnt like standing

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right

have you been watching this team the last few years? No fucking way he’s in over Aurilia.

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like 1 pitch outs

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Gouda

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brie

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime Hairston gets out, God saves a puppy

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

But thenn David Eckstien sodomizes it.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porcelain blah blah

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think bochy gives a shit

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hairston will become a free agent. The Giants will sign him and Hairston hits .120

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

….and starts every game….

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At $14 mil a year.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did that miss?

19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop missing your spots

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeebus

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up with the pop-up ads on the main page.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread sucks.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all bad

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

I hate you, PADRES HITTER

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Glove hand – no problem

by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum was hit on the glove hand.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

tim hit by a LD on the glove hand

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy took a come-backer off the wrist?

by Merope on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

109!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEADLY

I DEMAND YOU HIT INTO A DP HERE

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OR STRIKE OUT

THATS COOL TOO

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch that’s gonna leave a mark

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing he isnt made of Porcelain

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

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by camwoody on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why I like Tim.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi!

Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?

by j14 on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVIS!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This umpire wants 8 bucks off tickets

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why Ishikawa is playing.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

good job ishi

19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice leather

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

IVE ALWAYS LOVED THAT ISHI IS PLAYING OVER JESUS!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a smart man.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

You’re gonna hear lies from others, but that’s all they are. FILTHY LIES

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT. How did he get that one?

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia would NEVER gotten that ball.

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I will bet anyone anything that Bengie swings at the first pitch

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SHOW ME THE MONEY

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gimme 6 to 1 odds.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the money in my wallet

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOW ME THE MONEY

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I was agreeing. And I have no money in my wallet! HAH!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa would be awesome if he could hit even a little bit

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing? For some reason I only remember the at-bats where he watches all the hittable pitches go by uncontested.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I can defend TI’s defense again.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU HAIRSTON

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the cut of your jib.

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

you SCOTT HAIRSTON

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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SCOTT FUCKING HAIRSTON GODDDD FUCKING DAMIT

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 GIANTS

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston is pure evil

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus must rebuke him!

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to drive down to San Diego and punch Hairston in the throat.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He NUTTED that pretty well

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird way to say it but yeah

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what Kruk said

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reiterate: Scott Hairston is a shitbag.

by deuce deuce on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

IAWTC

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does IAWTC mean?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this comment.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. IT’S ALL LIES

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT NATTO

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with the comment

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always assumed i agree with that completely.

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I hate the TV setup we’ve got here. My dad’s the only one who knows how to do it so you can watch different things on each tv and he’s not home. I guess one more game of radio, then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

You dont want to see this

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you really want to get pissed off at Scott Hairston.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I DOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petco can go fuck itself

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ECKSTEIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, suck it David Eckstein.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IL fuckstein

awesome.

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCKSTEIN

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO GI-ANTS

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

feeling your teeth with your tongue again?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s dangerously close to the Mendoza line all of a sudden

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Go 0-2

Take a week off

Repeat

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY NO RALLY PICTURE

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAZY ENOUGH TO WOK

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a good name for a restaurant.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id eat there

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY >:(

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news

The next time the Giants go to Petco: October 2-4

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Get a hit or something of equal or lesser value

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather it be greater value.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T ASK FOR TOO MUCH NOW

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Good move and he’s a duck

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He was probably out

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE

just starting destroying correia

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT LET THEM STEAL

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

If he had hit it hard, I wouldnt be angry

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S THE CAMERA ANGLE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The word Krukow was looking for is “desiccator”.

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by Scottsdale on May 21, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE THE BAT

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT FAIL, OFFENSE!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DO SOMETHING TI

19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What a pleasant surprise

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta Boy Nate

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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right

by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT THE BALL IN TO THE OUTFIELD PLEASE

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNNER ON THIRD WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS!

There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen it work out so well in the past!

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

runner on first – there’s LOTS of ways the Giants can avoid scoring!

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate you just made Jessica Simpson happy

see!

by Melvin Ott on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

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by Scottsdale on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell when she’s not happy because they frown.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t you know that chick is BAAAAD LUUUUCK?

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY NO RALLY PICTURE

It worked once!

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST CRAZY ENOUGH

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWID!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT CORREIA YOU FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PH for Ishi, please!

Guzman, maybe?

19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

let’s inflate that ERA guys!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH HIT THE SAVIOR

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ISH due up

please for the love of fucking god bring in jesus

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

dude

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ll get Aurilia and like it!

by Merope on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody sing!!!

“Mini sirloin burgers…”

by Merope on May 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me grab some helium

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEAT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else bummed out that jesus has lost the raptor look

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by Scottsdale on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Please let me see jesus when the commercial ends

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS IS HITTING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yes.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY JESUS

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us!

Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Make a good first impression, and we will love you forever

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS WALKS!

or, at least

JESUS HACKS!

MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.

by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS

19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.

by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is Goofus?

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

no pressure

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by timmeh on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS IS OUR SAVIOUR

DO NOT FAIL US NOW

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol he swung at the first pitch.

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a Giant, after all.

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by neurofarm on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants way

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

swung at ball 1

Welcome to the Giants, kid!

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Look busy

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by camwoody on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

First major league pitch of the year: SWING!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He truly is a Giant…

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO SOMETHING GOOD

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Would it be any less creepy if I told you that the kid isn’t wearing underwear?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

More creepily, neither is Jesus.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That kid is a little too happy, if you know what i mean

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does look a little too happy.

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wastin’ no time. HACKIN

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WHAT THE FUCK MLB.TV

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SHUT DOWN THE COAL MINES THATCHER

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t fuck with the Jesus

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Eight-year olds, dude.

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by neurofarm on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitches Swinging: 2 for 2.

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He crushed that one…foul

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

3 for 3!

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Plan

Swing at everything

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nuggets up 3 with a little over 4 seconds to go..

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by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ahaha he'd swing at a pitchout right now

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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

GO RAPTOR JESUS

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

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by neurofarm on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

He's officially a Giant.

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Shiny black batting helmet

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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN. Base hit if it doesn’t hit the mound

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

not even Jesus can help us

by Melvin Ott on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. This is disheartening in a totally new way.

It’s like my mother just punched me in the face.

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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Guzman: San Francisco Giant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahahahahaha

Fuck the Lakers!

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by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEAAAAHHHHH

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

……..and the Giants do not score…. again…. ever

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the team

Without killing anyone
We won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh Gameday took a dump

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by camwoody on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait…he was safe

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh suck a duck

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by timmeh on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

eeeeee

F-ing mound got in the way..

by turtlepower1 on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldnt get there in time

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You always leave me satisfied and smiling

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard that one

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Office

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im confused

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or did I fall in?

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fell in.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH NOW I GET IT

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHH NOW I GET IT

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasnt optimal

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SUBOPTIMAL!

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pain you're feeling?

That’s what you get for believing in a mythological figure.

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh go jump in a lake.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I can be rescued by a rookie walking upon it?

Duane Kuiper: Hall Of Fame broadcaster.

by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of fire and brimstone!

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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEND HIM BACK DOWN

we don’t need more sample!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

LA BEATEN

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LA beaten. ESPN cries.

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Guzman

San Francisco Giant

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

will these Jesus jokes ever get old?

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by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

But we’ll still make them.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stake our reputation on it!

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that’s ever stopped us.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just turned water into a double play ground ball.

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthew Barry is being a little bitch about the refs in the NBA game

LOLAKERS and their fans.

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie pats Guzman on the back

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve done that many, many times says Aurilia

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid mound got in the way.

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like a Base hit at first

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looked like an RBI single until it hit the pitcher’s mound

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by rxmeister on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Guzman still in the game.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus is hereby BANNED form our cult!

by satyricrash on May 21, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit! I was just about to post this.

But…he looked confident at the plate and the DP ball was well hit and in many situations would be a single up the middle.

by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously though

I can’t believe he was even hitting in that spot. I never would have expected boulderskull to do that.

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD YOU ASSHOLE

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT GUY

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HUNDLEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fllij(#)*48u1IL-z94NO CARRIER

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Que?

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belated response to the Guzman DP.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.

by EliminateMe on May 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 bucks to see timmy

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU BURKE

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly though:

Yeah, he did hit into a DP, but who here felt more comfortable with him hitting in that situation over Ish?

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/raises both hands

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burke has quickly gotten on my hate list.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

both of them

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by rxmeister on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy looks like a girl. An ugly girl.

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He could stand to put on some boob weight.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, straight men don’t get to decide.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only saw him for a second before my television was rudely taken from me, but he looked fine.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, when you say fine…?

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked damn fiiiiiiine

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play, please

by Natto on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I rewound that play on Guzman at first to try to see if he was out or safe. Couldn’t get a perfect read, but looked like either safe or tie. I think the Giants got umped.

by Shoeless on May 21, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He was out

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN never showed the replay

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it wasnt really that close

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked out in real time.

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked pretty close to me in real time. I wish they had shown a replay. Oh well.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon and Flem seem to think he was safe….

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip didn’t say either way

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the inning the padres will put up 5 runs right? pretty sure i showed up just in time.

by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently you missed the memo

TIMMY DAY

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD MACIAS

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Macias

has a poster of Rowand in his locker

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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

pulled the change

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN GUY

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sientense

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FYI, I used that GiantsK code to get the equivalent amount of dollars off Lower Box seats too.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm bleachers for $7, haven’t sat there since last year.

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by timmeh on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no need for the discount tickets since I have season tickets.

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This won’t end well.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

part Jesus
part Tim

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think tonite we win 2-1. Who else is with me?

by positiveuphemism on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Doin it wrong

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see us getting to 2 runs….

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you able to see us getting to 1 run before Rowand homered?

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had my eyes closed on purpose, so no….

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL, you know that run will score

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

probably on a bloop, an infield hit or error

by superk1ng on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I must see a replay of that.

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. at least some leather on it. But still a bad throw

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT IT'S EVIL JESUS

DDDDDDDDDDD:

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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAVI… wait…

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IF YOU AREN’T GOOD AT DEFENSE WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THERE HUH

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the magic of Jesus!

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT

by satyricrash on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a great throw

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Close

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap that’s right.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought it’d be a hit on that pitch.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Timmy.

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by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa I was sure that was going to score.

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not with timmy on the hill!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew.

Good start, Timmy

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good quality start, Timmy

Hell , good game.
I take back the hair thing…let it flow.

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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please score a run for Lincecum.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it has worked the last 2 games

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Lincecum hits for himself in the 7th and goes back out there in the 8th, right?

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to literally explode if that fucking happens again

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be entertaining.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spread out the newspaper.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hits for himself

Then doesnt go out

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably better off doing that

than sending out a pinch hitter lol

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by cloudydays on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

would you expect Bochy to do it any other way?

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S NOT MADE OF TISSUE THAT DISSOLVES WITH OVERUSE

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice outting tim

now GTFO

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

who honestly thinks Timmy is coming out of the game?

Show of hands? anyone?

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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No, but I think it’s time

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giles is toast. In the past they would have walked him for sure once that runner got to second.

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by rxmeister on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What is with Chronicle Live and the fucking Raiders?

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Bud Black will be on it

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run by Papa?

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Lincecum looks like young Snape from Harry Potter 7.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HARRY POTTER 7: THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that awhile ago too

Krazy Krab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Guzman’s name not showing up in anyone else’s Gameday lineup?

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It just says J-sus Guzman.

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine just has a blank

by cakes on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesnt exist

hes dead to me after the gidp. doesnt show up on mine either

by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably didnt know he was called up

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m drinking a Miller Genuine Draft Light “64 calories” because my neighbor brought some over, they were in the fridge and I was curious and, wow, it really does taste like carbonated water.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

vfbuvfugyfvguydfgyygjkcdhgkjwgykj I HATE THAT SHIT!!!! I WAS FOOLED BY CLEVER MARKETING!!! AND IM YELLING SO ITS TRUE!!!

by projectmayhem713 on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty terrible. I’d rather just drink a full calorie decent beer than this.

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you tell the difference between that and NORMAL MGD?

HEY-O!

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s weird… this 64 calorie MGD tastes just like a Coors…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words, crap

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Frandsen would get a hit.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss-esque start

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, at least he gets it out of the infield

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

single off the wall

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll get one tomorrow. For Fresno

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by rxmeister on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to get on base Franny

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, Rowand’s up to .272 after 3 good games.

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Damn

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye Kevin. Nice knowin’ ya!

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA FRANDSEN

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, I’ll just check his ERA, Kruk.

by shanghaijim on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Horrible swing

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing…………….NOW!

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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frandsen is not making a good case to stay in the majors.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

{GIANTS HITTERS} are not making a good case

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m eating a giant piece of cake in the hopes that this makes us win.

I’ll let you know.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

People here like pie

by SFGuy on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Giant helping

of Bordeaux Cherry Chocolate ice cream,

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by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s… cake-pie…

Yeah.

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by howtheyscored on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franny gotta go

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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

franen gotta go

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ty bochy

I… don’t really have anything to yell at you about right now.

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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FRANDSEN HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE

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by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time for Fred’s second homer.

by Natto on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

framdson gotta go

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by CB30 on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Feel free to swing the fucking bat, Fred.

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by groug on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis rarely fails to swing at a bad pitch and then take a fat one

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Poo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US SCOTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

this team really sucks.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

late late late late

all over the place.

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by rhys on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I say this every time he's up but..

SWING EARLIER FRED

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he needs a lighter bat?

Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hole in Lewis’s swing is a belt-high fastball over the plate

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