Gameday Thread II
by Natto on May 21, 2009 7:46 PM PDT
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
I kind of hate watching/listening to the Giants right now. It’s only May.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Can we please have a win?
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No.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Do you really have to ask?
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I haven’t tried asking yet. I might as well.
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RJ
Schilling
Lincecum
Peavy
Gagme
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Russ Ortiz
David Nied
Fred Breining
Steve Trout
Mike Harkey
Original member of the Van Buren Boys
by NuschlerFace on May 21, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
AFLAC:
5 Cy Young Awards in NL West since 2000
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
winners.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
AFLAC
Gagne
Webb
Johnson
Peavy
Lincecum
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shit I missed webb
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Gagne*
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WARNING TRACK POWER
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Nice stroke Scott. Next time: RUN YOU IDIOT!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants Offense: 400 foot singles….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
WHERE’S THE HUSTLE, GAMER?
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nice hustle mother fucker
jesus he can’t even do what the FO thinks he can do
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
preteens are NOT okay!
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unless your name is Scott Hairston
shudder
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no effing way
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VERY UN-GAMERTASTIC >:O
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
GRITTY GAMER WHO ALWAYS HUSTLES!!!!!!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LEADER
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
there goes the perfect game/no-hitter
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Name the five Cy Young winners to come out of the NL West since 2000
Trivia answer: Lincecum, Gagne, Peavy, Johnson…can’t think of the fifth.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
If only it was somewhere in this thread!
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I didn’t see it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
is all good
You beat me on Webb.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
N.LOL East
0 Cys in the last ten years
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
why worry about pitching
when you have leadership issues
The Mets have lots of leaders
And Santana who could win the Cy this year because he’s ridiculous as usual.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, they seem to think that the Mets’ pitching is fine. It obviously isn’t that problem.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, it’s just obvious that pitchers can’t be leaders. THEIR HEADKASEZ!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They dominated the ‘90s. You can’t have everything.
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Imagine how people would’ve freaked out about lack of hustle if Barry had gotten a single on that.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Barry hits that one 500 ft, easy….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez leans too much in his swing. His momentum is all over the place.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FAILez
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCK YOU DAVID ECKSTEIN
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
ONE OF THE BIGGER LOLZ I'VE HAD IN FOREVER
19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.
Even in an inning where Rowand crushed one, he still managed epic fail.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
LAME
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck. This team sucks, even when other teams suck….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
You better be running, Epicgenio.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Goddamnit, we suck.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pablo Sandoval
San Francisco Giant
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Kruk and Kuip were talking about winning the last game of a series making things better. They didn’t seem convinced the Giants could do it.
Coaches need to flash the HR sign more often.
Not the futile 400 foot single sign.
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Sounds like they’ve been watching the Giants.
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You know, Kruk and Kuip are the real heroes here
They’ve managed to maintain composure quite well to this point.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
I agree. There’s going to be a day this season where they just snap and mercilessly mock Bochy and/or Rowand. Five bucks says they do.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Just checking in,
aaaaaand fuck this team. Have a good night, y’all. I’m gonna go do something more fun, like shoving hot pieces of tin under my fingernails.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I haven't busted this one out in a while...
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
which doesn’t distinguish him from other Giants fans.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD [only Padre I'd want on my team]
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
On deck circle confessions
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate catching balls!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I agree, but if you are at a ballgame, it is ok.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
this
jerseys shouldn’t really be worn as everyday clothing by adults IMO. At the yard though, its all good.
Seriously, has anyone seen my adopted brother?
Agreed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Jerseys shouldn't really be worn as everyday clothing period.
There’s a reason the T-Shirt was invented
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maybe just draw the line
at the Giants Lay-z-boy… a jersey is ok though
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
if so then
the Giants would not have been able to field a team for most of this decade
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are talking about most of the 2005-2008 Giants
You’re right.
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I turn 27 in a few weeks and I look sexy as hale in my jerseys
I invite you to shove it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawt
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Jinx!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
like tony hale?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
red zipper pullovers are hot
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the blue stripe thing across the chest
totally makes that sweater
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I HOPE IT FUCKING HURT
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Damnit, Tim. You’re better than that.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'd laugh
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on Tim. STRIKES!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It’s already over….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a T-Rex at my birthday party!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
bang a gong
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Or, as Beavis & Butt-head said
Get it on
Band your schlong
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Jeff Goldblum says what?!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
this is a situation that calls for a mound visit by the catcher. just to change up a bit and refocus the pitcher.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
(deuces)
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD Burke!
It worked!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Heyyeverrybuddy
If I subject myself to this does it HAVE to come with the SD feed?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
pro tip:
click the CSNBA HD feed (even if you pay for the cheaper feed)… chances are 9/10 times, you’ll get it
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
with all available speed
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
GREAT SUCCESS!
Muchas Garcias!
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD, BROOKE BURKE!
nasty
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy looks PISSED
19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 2.40 ERA, .230 BAA, 5.0 K/9 in Norwich through 41 1/3 IP.
How long will the Giants half of the inning last? 4 seconds?
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4 pitches….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
CYLINDERS ARE MY FRIENDS.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Better sit down, jerk!
U can’t touch Timmy’s stuff
R you embarrassed now, stupid?!
K’ed ya, chump!
Exciting at-bat….NOT!!!
Acrostics = the pinnacle of al art
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
All art, too.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Go ahead and swing at the first pitch, Bengie
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
and the second one
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
and the 3rd one
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Kuiper just make a fat joke about Maddux?
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Swinging at the first pitch again, nice
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
His career was ended by injuries, no-showing, beating up his wife, and being in a movie that flopped huge.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Best WWE/F-related film since No Holds Barred.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
…which I recently put on a list of the five worst movies I’ve ever seen, mind you.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I imagine you can fit all of the WWE films on that list.
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Mercifully, that’s the only one I’ve seen.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
HE WAS MAD AT HULK HOGAN BECAUSE HE LOST IN THE MOVIE.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
If I was at the even where he wrestled, I would have bought a sign that said “Who booked this crap??”
Bizarrely, they even brought him back in WCW in the mid-90s before Hogan’s heel turn. FACE PALM.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Oh, and in WCW, he had one of the worst ring names ever: Z-Gangsta.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
Holy crap, it’s ONLY the fifth inning.
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Correia had 40 pitches coming into this inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
The Catholic Health Care caps should be pope hat shaped.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie’s working the count!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
6th tool!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Being a great guy is the 6th tool to Kruk
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
WARNING TRACK POWER!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK ME, 2009 GIANTS
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FUCK THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
can we hit a ball that actually clears a wall?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK YOU PETCO PARK.
SCREW YOU.
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GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGO
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THAT’S THE EASY PART OF THE YARD TO HIT A HOMER
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
next pitch double play.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Winn does not make me randy.
Osiris, lord of the dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Giants suck so much, they can’t even hit into tailor made DPs!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
SCORE SCORE SCORE SCORE SCORE SCORE SCORE SCORE SCORE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
9th Tool: Picks up the tab
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
20,000 years from now paleontologists will unearth bengie’s corpse somewhere on the basepaths
Choppin' broccoli
10th tool
Doesnt suck at everything
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
I am so sick of this shit.
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yeah, I think I'm reaching my breaking point,
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
nate
cmon man, take a goddamn pitch.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Ishikawa better enjoy this play time while he can
JESUS IS COMING FOR YOU
hit a fucking homer, Travis
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
or just a weak grounder
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah right
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Im pretty close to just being done
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Hmm, Alien vs Predator is on. That should be less painful.
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That’s it; I’m cutting myself.
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DFA EVERYONE!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD LORD, HOW ARE THESE MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYERS?
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bad news: The Giants are the most frustrating they've ever been, it seems
good news: my mom’s friend just brought over homemade apple crisp and vanilla ice cream. :D
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
dude it's pie
I thought that’s all you need.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ewww not even a little bit
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by Sammy Danger on May 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
1 pitches in five innings. It looks like Correia’s getting a CGSO.
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is it Jesus time yet?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe the Giants just arent very good
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Beat LA
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Lakers will find a way to win.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So Far
1. Two balls each about a foot away from being home runs turn into useless singles.
2. Timmy getting an ER on an Eckstein bloop.
3. Eckstein being a dick on a pop up.
4. TI with two groundouts to the right side.
5. Correia allowing 2 hits, 0 ER, and throwing 51 pitches in first 5 innings.
19-20 - Giants Series Record: 8-4-2, 7-1 at home
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If Lincecum loses 1-0 I will kick some kittens
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kittens everywhere better watch out
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fun Fact
Kevin Correia had an ERA over 5 coming into the game, including 5.91 at home.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Yeah, the scoreboard makes perfect sense then.
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres are terrible, but not Giants terrible
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ain’t no one else THAT terrible!
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD, GILES
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, the Padres have no clue either
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SIT
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Corollary to the Giants Doctrine
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Filthy
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
He looks like the guy that rats in you for cheating off him
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I had a feeling what that would be and still looked at it. AAARGH
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Strike out already
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
This is the inning where Correia falls apart.. right?
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He always had one of those types of innings with the Giants.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
GO DOWN 1-2-3, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
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AntiSamson
Mebbe Tim’s ravenwing locks need a chop.
Can we work th’ superstition angle?
NL West TempestTeapot
Nothing matters , and what if it did?
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I would agree if he were pitching poorly.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t walk off the San Diego
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HEY LETS SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH AGAIN, IT HAS WORKED SO MANY TIME BEFORE
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KEVIN FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING CORREIA HASNT WALKED A GODDAMNED BATTER IN 5 FUCKING INNINGS
FUCKING
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by bondslegend on May 21, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
God fucking damnit
this is such fucking horseshit.
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FUCK YOU HAIRSTON!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
And Fuck you Hairston
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Could someone explain to me
why Jesus Guzman was called up to sit on the bench? What, is Ish suddenly going to turn into Albert Pujols? Jesus christ.
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aurillia needs AB's
wanna bet he’s the first pinch hitter?
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OF FUCKING COURSE
he will be
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This Park sucks so much ass
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Frandsen said a bad word
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
reality is starting to settle in
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AND HOLY SHIT
EUGENIO VELEZ IS STARTING AND 2ND AND BATTING 2ND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? JESUS!
WTF bochy?
/has heart attack
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WE NEED TO USE ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE THREAD!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh, i dont really care anymore
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Don’t BB: √
Don’t Score runs: √
Suck: √
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
2-0, I guarntee this ends in a K
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Who is the announcer who just said that Kobe is the best Laker of All Time?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIYT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
THANK YOU SCOTT
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…………and it bounces off the wall for another single……
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
IS THAT A HR?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Scott sucks less then he did previously
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WTF IS GOING ON?
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Woohoo!, Back to back hits!
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Lots of Giants fans there
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AARON ROWAND LEADOFF HITTER!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
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2-out Panda Rally
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by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Why not just straight steal?
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"all that effort"
it was one swing!
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“LET’S GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
LET HIM STRAIGHT STEAL
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FUCK YEAH ROWAND
Final-fucking-ly
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
SON >:(
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oh Pablo if you're gonna start doing this again
we’re going to have to have a talk.
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
I love Sandoval, but he has some of the worst at-bats you’ll see.
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HEY Suess GEWZ man - clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
i can’t watch ishikawa again. they’ll have to wheel me off in a straightjacket.
Choppin' broccoli
so
aaron rowand for leadoff man 2009? WTF but I’ll take it.
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