Open Gameday Thread 5/20 Part III
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score some damn runs.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Hell, score A damn run…
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Jobu says: SCORE RUNS

Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
“There are many problems with the Internet”
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He has it posted on his office door. No greeting or salutation. Sent via proxy.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wynn, get rated and get on base.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Just like that Winn
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Comparing Gaudin and Sanchez's strikezones
Man = Sanchez
Whale = Gaudin
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Rated
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Here comes the RISP fail!
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
it was fun while it lasted
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
darn. I wanted to see Giles open that gate again.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Winn's swing
just looks … pretty. can’t say that about many/any Giants.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I agree. Smooth stroke
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip doesn’t even think that Fred will drive in Winn. Just get him to third.
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gotta start sometime
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
What better place than here
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
3-1 By-You Fred.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
why can’t Fred hit a fastball down the pipe?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING BUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Productive, I guess.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
our standards are quite low at this point
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
productive out!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Did his job. Atta boy Fred
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Fred accidently made a productive out! He meant to strike out…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hey now Ish! Let’s do this!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
GET. THE. BALL. IN. THE . AIR….
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
First step is to get the bat off your shoulder
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
they’re just afraid of Travis. not sure why, but they are.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
NOT A STRIKE, BLUE!
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m pretty sure the 3-1 was outside.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Considering he caught it outside the catcher’s box.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And he caught it way outside.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it didn’t go over the plate because it was outside
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was a ball, but Gameday liked it
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
from my living room couch, it wasn’t.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, I was just stating an opinion from watching the pitch. It was a borderline borderline call.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And the ball just does not move that much. I was a catcher. The ball does not move a foot outside between the front of the plate and the catcher’s glove.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
outside
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit
Ishikawa took that?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
EFFF
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Depressing…..
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
damn.
line drive right at someone
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
GODDAMNIT
WTF? CANT YOU EVER SCORE 1 RUN ?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
they already did. Quota filled.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
we suck
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Ishii, once again, you suck at hitting the baseball…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
He never was…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT DOES IT TAKE?
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
I’ve once heard some folk refer to it as “offense”… whatever that is…
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This team effing blows
Seriously – our 1b has an OPS of under .600. Why the hell is he still on this team?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
do they sell that in Black and Orange? (with Scott’s number on the back)
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Fuck this team!!!!!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit. Why couldn’t Kouzmanoff have fallen on his face.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
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at least Gaudin is out of the game
we have 2 innings to score a run
it makes no difference. every pitcher is Cy Young against the midgets
by Sabean's_Folly on May 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
the single best commercial line ever!
by Sabean's_Folly on May 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
seeing Lincecum throw 90 mph fastballs
is more depressing than this offense
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
at least to me it is
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
Fan of the Kung-Fu Pandaval, even at the hot corner
I really don't want to watch anymore
Its just depressing. What the hell is Sabean waiting for? World peace?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I thought there was a very slim chance once it was bobbled. I hope Manny was running all the way because just a few strides of jogging would be the difference.
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Kevin Frandsen, back with the big team!
Well, with that fail, I think it’s time for bed.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD HAIRSTON
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
it's actually "sha-tan"
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When did good Jonathan Sanchez get here?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
then he lobs one over Gonzalez’s head
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been pretty okay since the third inning. He gave up a solo on a first pitch fastball in the third, but otherwise has been good.
by non sequitur on May 20, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s done ok, but it feels like he has done a lot worse.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the second inning, it was hideous.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Shut up fans, it was a curve ball
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
This is funny. There was a report on the news last night where some Lakers fans got screwed when the bought fake tickets from a seller on there.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The transaction actually happened in Anaheim, just down the street from me. They were actually old tickets. THey took a picture of him with their camera phone because he seemed like a snake. he actually got a 3 other people for $400 a pop.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
World record holder for using the word “actually”
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I use stubhub
Craiglist is pretty sketchy
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
whats wrong with it?
never had any problems and usually get fair market value
by scottishgiants on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The fees are ridiculous, IMO. I use Craigslist and get way better deals
by Sabean's_Folly on May 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm
prefer getting the tickets immediately printed, and the guarantee that they’re good, rather than trusting random strangers to come through
by scottishgiants on May 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
anywhere within a block of the park… tix on the sidewalk… CHEAP
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OH YEAH… these guys buy handfulls of seat licenses and have to unload throughout the year… you’ll find good seats at reasonable prices (sometimes very, very cheap)
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
quick, Trade Sanchez!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Sanchez gets it together
Now he can lose 1-0 and 2-1 games the rest of the season like the others.
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Let a stranger drive you home
Is that really good advice?
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As opposed to driving drunk, yes
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Yes. Especially for good looking women. Getting wasted and then climbing into a stranger’s car is definitely good advice.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They were in a taxi though. That’s better than driving drunk.
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ok. that’s smarter.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I never got it was a taxi driver driving them home singing with them. I thought it was first a group of youngsters drunk driving home singing and then a group of old people drunk driving home singing, saying that everyone does it.
I get it now though. Better commercial, but not as funny.
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Kevin Frandsen, back with the big team!
Its the exact same game as yesterday
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
LET'S DO THIS MOTHERFUCKING THING
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Schierholtz hasn’t done much with what little opportunities he’s gotten
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
…..and Nate sits for another 43 days…….
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Are all of us masochists?
I mean, that’s the only reason we keep doing this right?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rally Scott Hairston
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On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
by PAWarrior on May 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Scott = Alive
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when did Rowand get good?
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
crap. now Rowand’s gonna play tomorrow
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants are gonna be under .500 after this game
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
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BAT THAT MAN LEADOFF UNTIL THE END OF TIME
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Holy shit
Aaron Rowand, leadoff hitter? WTF
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Make it a HR
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how about
1. Rowand
2. Winn
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
GO K FRAN
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Good question
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
someone has to
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants need more than a book. They need a whole team of therapists.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the author for whom the belle tolles?
by Sabean's_Folly on May 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
you’re not getting a better pitch to hit than that, kid
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Franny, do sumthin’
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
good
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad it's not just me
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Romo’s good at minor league baseball.
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When do we get to see him again?
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Tough night
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh watever
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productive out!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there an unlimited amount of pictures of him?
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
fuck productive outs
we need productive non outs
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
that requires not making some outs
it’s a simple game
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Now we can fail with RISP
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
GO SON
TIE THIS SHIT UP
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FUCKSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
I hate playing the Padres this year. Last year wasn’t so bad.
by positiveuphemism on May 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
DAMNIT!
I still hate David Eckstein
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Damn…. Nice play
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU FUCKING DAVID FUCKING ECKSTIEN
GO DIE IN A HORRIBLE WAY YOU FUCKING ELF
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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN YOU FUCKING 2002 ANGEL I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zitoは遅い球のマスターである。 少なくとも今のところ。
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They have so many hateable players
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
still, they have a lot of players to hate.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So this was a bad start by Sanchez, right? I mean, he’s not going to get the win. Might as well have started Sadler.
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This game is so over
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Oh good, Misch
I really wanted to lose all hope for this game.
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He only allowed 2 hits in 6 innings. Of course, 1 of them was a bomb….
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
moral victory
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that they key stat for Misch is 0 homers in 3 ip. ha ha.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
If Sanchez could just stop walking people…
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
no AAA games tonight?
there all off?
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
I NEVER SEE SANCHEZ SITTING AND TALKING TO THE OTHER PITCHERS BECAUSE HE’S LATIN
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because one run to the Giants is like ten to another team
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correct
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Game is already lost….. might as well waste Misch……..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t worry. here comes the walk.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
they'll lose 3-1
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Misch sez
10-1
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Actually
it’ll be 10-0, the Giants will find a way to give their run back
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Be prepared to be pissed……..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What ever happened to that sneak to better seats swoop guy
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
would Giles hit 3rd or 4th on the Giants?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
im going to the san jose game at 11:30 tommorrow
anybody else goin?
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
walk the guy hitting .166
Excellent
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
you wouldn’t be able to judge strictly off his fastball either.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Does Misch get sent down when Romo comes back?
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
Miller has the best ERA on the team.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
I think that’s the smart move and it’s what I would do, so no.
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Pat Misch got an out
That’s really good for him!
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progress
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So is my fantasy team, WHICH I’M SURE YOU ALL CARE ABOUT
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incentive laden contract includes cheeseburgers
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Random YouTube link
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......SWEET!
lol
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his injury is clearly his choice of hairstyle
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like a great time for a brawl. It could not help but shake up this team…..
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Fred would just watch as the guy hits him in the face.
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Kevin you need to fire that to first base
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
he bobbled it a bit
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
KEVIN >:(
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Looked safe to me
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he was, but the Giants lose the close ones in San Diego
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was
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Rags: Eh, do whatever Medds…. we have already lost this…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
anybody else read the randy johnson article in SI
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FUCK YEAH PANDA
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SCORE 1 RUN, JUST 1
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Giants scoring. lol.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HAI, IM PABLO SANDOVAL
PROFESSIONAL 3B PLAYER
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ITS SCORING TIME OFFENSE
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Scored the best run ever
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Just ate there
love the food, FUCKING HATE the ads.
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its the guy with the “air” microphone that makes me want to stab something
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take a non-out
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP FUCKING SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH
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TIE THIS SHIT MONEY
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errr…. Mr Baseball was a Giant killing Dodger. F HIM!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
can he play 1b?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a HR pitch, but Giants’ed it
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which base will Winn get stranded on this inning?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
trick question!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, just end it
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I think the Giants should have a better offense.
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well see here sir. i concur wholeheartedly
lets get one of them guys that gets those things where they get to go to the bases beyond the first one
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
GRRRRRR
I mean, is this 1967?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
"now he can make his adjustment!"
/strikes out on the same pitch
Nice job, Kruk.
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Well, he could make his adjustments.
He just didn’t.
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A little league team could take walks better then this team
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
do something, Fred.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
If the Giants just conceded this game now, would anyone blame them?
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Looking….
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dont tell me that follow though did not look like bonds
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IKR
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uh. do that about 40 ft to left
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OOF that was crushed
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That swing reminded me of 25
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except the ball went foul
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds hit a foul ball once.
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He is…the most interesting hitter in the world.
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the tales you tell…
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It was going 101 MPH and he STILL pulled it foul
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Preemptive
Fred LOLwis
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of course. fuck the padres. fuck their yard. fuck fuck fuck.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
PHUCK
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He was legally named Phuck, I think it was spelled with a P-H though.
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
isn’t that the Phillie Phanatic’s little brother?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It had to be right at Giles.
Of course it did.
Even when this team does things right they can’t do things right.
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I hate this team
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+109
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MAC FTW
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They have been running
fail.exe
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Bochy put in Pat Misch. No way is this worse.
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why the fuck is my radio link
making me listen to the 1st inning?
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I'm outta here
fuck this game
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SON >:(
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This team is terrible….
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
there’s some brutal heckling going on in the AZ-FLA game. Of course, there’s like 10 people there right now, so you can hear everything.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
HE WAS FUCKING OUT FUCK YOU FUCKING UMP YOU PEECE OF SHIT
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His interests and mine coincide.
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He wants to stop watching the game…. Just like us…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bull.
Gottem.
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does anybody have a radio link?
for some reason I am back to listening to the 1st fucking inning
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
now that goddamn run is gonna score. Fuck this game.
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That was a pretty shitty call.
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PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, BRUCE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Can we throw Bochy out as well?
Pretty please?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Can you eject me?
PLEASE
PLEASE
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
SUKC MY BALLS THAT WAS AN ERROR
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Bochy is such a worthless piece of shit
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Jon is saying the call was correct.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
shit from the looks of it
im lucky listening to the first inning lol
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Somebody tell me that Bochy just got tossed out of the season.
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Yay!
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
he should at least stay out there after getting tossed and get his money’s worth. instead, he basically sprinted towards the clubhouse. weak.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
That was a terrible call
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No, it really wasnt
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No,
that was a terrible fucking call. He was out by at least a half step. FUCKING HORRIBLE FUCKING CALL
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Whatever
he was out, it was pretty obvious. It was a bad call
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OKAY GEEZ MR SYMANTIC
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Don't accept it!
You were right. It was terrible.
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I don't care enough to worry about it
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So’s your mom.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in top form tonight!
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Seattle wins 1-0
They are just getting started
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We’ll show them a 1-0 win!
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Does “show” mean “give”?
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. And “a 1-0 win” means “3 1-0 wins”
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LOL Angels batted Maicier Itzuris at DH.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
wait till Friday. ORLYA
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I bet it’s either Jesus or Rowand
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
And we better get this party started.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Howry vs Gonzo
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG HERE
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Wow, this guy: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/5/20/881926/giants-vs-padres-wednesday-night
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lol doin it wrong
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OMG GUYS BOCH GOT TOSSED! LET US SCORE RUNZ FOR NIM NOW!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
HEY LOOK AN OUT
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Good evening everyone. I assume you've already discussed that the problem w/the lineup is not the order tonight.
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Well, I discussed alright, but the darn thing only went about 15 feet.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Heath Bell-
due to blow a save tonight.
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Survey says
“Nah”
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We’ll keep that streak going for him.
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Hit and run....
Why can’t we do that? :-(
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because we fucking suck
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Because we can't do the "hit and" part of that phrase
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by Mayor of 311 on May 20, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy had a hard-on for the hit and run early last year, until the other team knew it was coming.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
DO THE HIDDEN BALL TRICK
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I'm pretty familiar with parliamentary procedure, and I am quite certain that a sniper rifle is always in order.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 20, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem with the sniper rifle is not in the order.
Actually, in this case there is no problem.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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STFD [padre]
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Your first two words are transposed there.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you say “Lets score some runs” out loud with a straight face? Try it
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so that’s howry pitch Headley
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Lewis, ish, burriss?
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ish, Burriss, probably Aurilia
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
D:
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Can Cain pinch hit for Ishikawa?
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I smell a leadoff runner
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Rally Wotus

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27 pitches, 27 outs…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhat alkaline, I’d bet.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd welcome that. Al Kaline would be our best hitter even now.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 20, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR
HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
REALLY NOT EVEN ONE?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR HEALTH BELL HAS NOT BLOWN A SAVE THIS YEAR
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 20, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HE HASN'T?
NO BLOWN SAVES?
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Ishi, remember in spring training when you did that thing where the ball cleared the fence, and you got to run around ALL the bases. One of those would be great this inning.
if Ishi goes yard I will shit my pants
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You’ll have to wear the pants tomorrow, too. You know, for luck.
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by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Here we go
Bell is going to blow this game. That’s how baseball works.
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Anyone crediting Bochy w/putting Row& at leadoff?
We have to admit that it worked out well… except for all other non-Winn batters, that is.
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ERA of 0.00
This is one ERA we cannot improve.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, that could probably be improved.
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here it comes
first ER
first jack
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JACK IT, ISH
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I hate how the Padres always seem to find pitchers like Bell.
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I get the feeling Ishikawa doesn’t want to swing the bat.
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Beggin’
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GOD DAMNIT ISH
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Swing the F’n bat.
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BURRISS FTHR
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this team is so frustrating sometimes. i mean, i’m glad there’s hope on the horizon and everything, but dammit sometimes i just want the horizon to get here NOW.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 20, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
not with the idiot in charge
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
not with the idiotS in charge
fixed.
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a nice play
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Jon has bell in his fantasy league
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This team doesnt deserve to be over .500
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I said awhile ago
that we should enjoy it, because it’s not going to happen again all year.
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Bell looks like Larry the Cable Guy
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
that just isn’t fair
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
let's go richie
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The punch line
“2 down and here is Aurilia”
oh, good. Richie's up
GAME OVER
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Aurilia, huh?
Grant’s writing that postgame thread right now.
He’s probably almost done.
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Nah
he was done like 5 innings ago. He’s already in bed I’m sure.
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This is embarassing
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Push
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UNDER
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by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The next time that happens, they will be under.
Question solved.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
wow...
that should’ve been strike 2 right there
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 20, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
i hate you natto
that was all your fault
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 20, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, because no one could have seen that coming.
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I could only see it coming because I have K-Ray vision.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, HE signed Richie….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Get used to asking yourself that question.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Typical Richie
Seriously, great guy, but can we put him out to pasture already?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
His great guy-ness is rapidly deteriorating.
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
From the radio, Jon seems more pumped about the Padres than the Padres fans.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
giants have givin up 4 runs in 2 games
and lost both
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
WOW WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK THAT FUCKING WAS
HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM THIS IS THE FUCKING PADRES YOU FUCKS. God damn.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Giants just lost the series to the fucking PADRES. They have not won a series against the FUCKING PADRES this season.
They won the series against the Padres in San Francisco.
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I’d recommend blocking out the losses.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
WTF? The Giants only played 65 games in ’09?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And there goes the season
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
and now, J.T. Snow with the post-mortem
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 20, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
is this shit worth paying 80 bucks for mlb.tv?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
do you want to stimulate t he economy?
if not, then no.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
i will pray for him before bed tonight
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are like Adam Lambert.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And, for the most part, less douchey-looking.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
We call this the Aaron Rowand exception.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Labert could hit better then half of them though
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Guarantee that Adam Lambert will have more hits this year than the Giants.
Judgment Day is coming
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IF THAT WERE A DETROIT TIGERS OUTFIELDER
IT WOULD BE RYAN RABURN
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
IF THAT WERE AN REM LYRIC IT WOULD BE LEONARD BURNSTEIN! (exc. sp.)
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
IF IT WERE A CHARACTER ON THE OFFICE IT WOULD BE ANDY BURNARD
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IF IT WERE A PRO SKATER IT WOULD BE BOB BURNQUIST
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
IF IT WERE A COMPUTER THEN A BLANK CD WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BURNED
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IF IT WERE A SERIES OF POPULAR CHILDREN’S BOOKS IT WOULD BE THE BURNSTEIN BEARS
Judgment Day is coming
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IF IT WERE A SCAM ARTIST IT WOULD BE BURNIE MADOFF
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IF IT WERE SOME RANDOM DISCO SONG IT WOULD BE BURN BABY BURN
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
IF IT WERE A CLASH SONG IT WOULD BE LONDON’S BURNING
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IF IT WERE A NAZI GET TOGETHER IT WOULD BE A BOOK BURNING
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
IF IT WERE A PROVINCE IN CANADA IT WOULD BE NEW BURNSWICK
Judgment Day is coming
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IF IT WERE A NEIGHBORHOOD IN SAN FRANCISCO IT WOULD BE BURNAL HEIGHTS
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IF IT WERE THE CREATOR OF THE FLAMING CARROT IT WOULD BE BOB BURNDEN
Judgment Day is coming
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IF IT WERE A BADASS TV SHOW IT WOULD BE BURN NOTICE
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IF IT WERE A TOWN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IT WOULD BE SAN BURNADINO
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IF I WAS LEFT IN THE FREEZER TOO LONG I WOULD BE FREEZER BURNED
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by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
IF IT WERE A MEMBER OF THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS IT WOULD BE BURNDAN WRIGHT
Judgment Day is coming
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IF IT WERE A SIMPSONS CHARACTER IT WOULD BE MR BURNS
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IF IT WAS AN AZURE RAY ALBUM IT WOULD BE BURN & SHIVER
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IF IT WERE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG IT WOULD BE A PICTURE TO BURN
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IF IT WERE A MASSACHUSETTS CONGRESSMAN IT WOULD BE BURNEY FRANK
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IF IT WERE A DISGRACED HONG KONG POLITICIAN IT WOULD HAVE BURNED $70,000 ON A MYSTIC’S ADVICE
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IF IT WERE A SHAVING CREAM COMPANY THAT POPULARIZED ITSELF THROUGH THE USE OF RHYMING ROAD SIGNS IT’D BE BURNASHAVE
Judgment Day is coming
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IF IT WERE SOMETHING IN IRELAND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KISS FOR GOOD LUCK IT WOULD BE THE BURNEY STONE
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So I guess everybody is switching over to American Idol now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Ended awhile ago
Armageddon on the blogs
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I’m only even paying attention because I don’t control the TV. Apparently it’s playing in my house right now.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum will have a perfect game through 8
and the Giants will still lose tomorrow
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The Giants will go -1 for 14 in RISP situations tommorow. We will fuck up so many times that we will actually cause the laws of mathematics and baseball to simultaneously explode and dock the Giants a single run.
by i wish we were good on May 20, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Me- Bill O'Reilly
Giants- Faulty teleprompter
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
trade for shea hillenbrand then
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll save that for the offseason.
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They have managed to widen the gap without Manny. Thats depressing
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
It’s almost as if the Giants aren’t very good!
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I agree Grant
This game does not deserve a post game thread.
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions

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