Noah Lowry Appreciation Thread
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2009 1:21 PM PDT
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PrintThink back to the days before Tim Lincecum. Back to the days when Matt Cain was still a teenager. There was a time when it wasn’t a foregone conclusion that the Giants were going to spit out healthy and productive young pitchers. Back before the dimensional gate of suck opened over 24 Willie Mays Plaza. Noah Lowry came out of this era. And, lo, he was exciting.
Lowry was a first-round pick, sure, but it was in the latter half of the round, and his minor league career was solid, not spectacular. So when he came up and started striking folks out with a beautiful changeup, it was a fantastic surprise. At the risk of repeating myself – and at the risk of repeating myself, too – this was the magical game that made everyone giddy. Nine innings, nine strikeouts, three hits in just his fourth major league start. What if the Giants had a young pitcher who actually lived up to his promise? Why, maybe they could build on those 91 wins from 2004!
(An aside: Hey, do you know who on that 2004 team would have made a good middle-of-the-order hitter on this year’s team? Everybody. It’s kind of funny that a catcher with a .729 OPS used to be our biggest lineup concern. Well, before they dumped the .232/.276/.295-hitting Neifi Perez, who was probably the difference between winning the division and watching man-buzzard Steve Finley hit a grand slam off Wayne Freaking Franklin. But I digress.)
And, well, the Giants built on the 2004 season, but the blueprints were for an outhouse. But that wasn’t Lowry’s fault. He pitched 200 really good innings in 2005, and in April of 2006, he signed a four-year extension. The Giants had a cheap pitcher locked up, and Lowry had financial security in case something went wrong. You know, just in case. He was a young pitcher, after all. Not that anything was going to happen. It’s not like doctors were just going to randomly cut him open to solve some sort of mystery injury, removing ribs if all else failed with the first 15 surgeries.
Sigh.
It’s almost certain that Lowry’s Giants career is over, even if he pitches again. His agent is claiming that the Giants botched the diagnosis, which makes it sound like Brian Sabean went on WebMD for a few minutes before sending Mike Murphy into the clubhouse with a roofie and a penknife. The Giants claim that they "never performed any medically inappropriate procedures on Lowry." This is probably going to get uglier before it gets prettier, so let’s just take a moment to appreciate what Lowry did as a Giant:
- Three years of 150+ innings, including two with an ERA+ of 113
- Dude could hit.
- He was responsible for 5,023,140 separate trade-related comments, culminating in the Lowry-for-Milledge rumor, which probably would have left both teams sad.
- Did I mention that Reds game from ’04? That was one of my all-time favorite games, for sure.
It’s a shame that Lowry was never able to get healthy, so this here is an Open Noah Lowry Appreciation Thread. Best of luck, Noah, even if a small part of me is still hoping you get healthy for the Giants.
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Adoptive parent of Noah Lowry. Because he was awesome once, and, goddammit, he shall be awesome once again!
I hope.
I loved Noah Lowry. He was magical in August (12-1, 3.17 ERA, 1.180 WHIP). Plus he could swing a mean stick. He probably could hit cleanup for us right now.
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lol wtf
So what’s the wild Lowry’s moveset? I assume he knows Fling.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Lowry@Life Orb
4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Natural Gift
Fling
Recover
Return
BTW – Life Orb is an item that hurts you every time you attack, but increases attack power. I think it’s rather apt, as are the order of those attacks.
love it
He was never a hard thrower so the Power Band wouldn’t help him as much.
What’s his ability?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
After careful consideration, I’m going with Pressure (and it’s certainly not Sturdy, Natural Cure, or Clear Body)
And I dearly wish every single Giants player could have Super Luck.
Pressure is a good pick
Wonder Guard might be a good ability but it only lets super effective attacks hit. Would that be a pitcher who does nothing but give up home runs?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You all make me feel old, and I'm probably younger than you are.
I never played Pokemon past the Red and Blue versions.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
nah we're just being geeks
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that I think about it, a good number of games I attended from ‘04-’07 had Lowry as the starting pitcher. At least I got to see him in person a lot.
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Definitely a personal favorite. Even later on, when people were freaking out about strike out rates, the results were still usually pretty good.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
I think the strikeout rates (and his BB rates ballooned) were side effects of his arm falling off. So, it wasn’t a terrible thing to freak out about.
Yeah, he lost almost 3 K’s per 9 innings between 2005 and 2006. That kind of thing doesn’t happen just like that, especially not to a 26 year old.
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I hope.
Well, yeah. I’m just saying, he still managed a sub-4.00 ERA in 2007. And even in 2006, his worst year, he managed a couple of really good months.
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Lowry’s 2007 was really, really weird. Probably one of the luckiest pitching seasons I can remeber in recent memory. He had WINZ but his peripherals were truly awful and his FIP said his ERA should have been closer to 4.89 than the 3.92 he ended up with.
He would have been nice to have even if he was a league average pitcher but health problems ended that notion.
Yep.
I didn’t mean to say that his k rates weren’t worth freaking out about, or that he was a great pitcher that year. Just that, even then, the results ended up being pretty good.
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I love Noah Lowry
His agent? Not so much. It feels weird hearing about someone criticizing the Giants and disagreeing, yet here I am.
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by Josh from Hollywood on May 20, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Same here.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
I remember being at one of his first starts for Game 2 of a DH @ Baltimore. Went into extras (again, like the 1st game) because the bullpen blew it, but it made for a pretty memorable and long day of baseball.
When I let go of Noah Lowry I let go of the last big crush I had in baseball. It was time to grow up and act like SRS JRNLST. Plus we lost a pretty good pitcher when he was healthy.
Godspeed Noah Ryan Lowry. We loved you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
My favorite part about Noah was the birthmark thingy. I remember going to a game he was starting and seeing a group of girls who had painted a mark under their eyes and called themselves “Noah’s Ninjas”.
I like cats.
So, your favourite part about Noah was the group of girls?
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Kevin Frandsen, back with the big team!
Like that would stop WalrusMan.
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Despite the rampant rumors, I am not a pedofile. Yet.
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Note how he cleverly avoided whether or not he is a pedophile though.
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by paboperfecto on May 20, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Noah was awesome
Didnt wear his hat low enough though
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
On Fathers Day in 2004, I was at the game where Jason Schmidt 1 hit a ridiculously good Red Sox lineup. Towards the end of the game, some dipshit Red Sox fan (is there any other kind in the Bay Area? I don’t think so) gets pissed and says, “Well of COURSE the Giants are winning, their ace is going up against our #5 pitcher!” I laughed, and thought back to how just the day before, Lowry pitched 5.2 innings, gave up 1 run, and the Giants beat Pedro Martinez and the Red Sox 6-4. No win for Lowry, but I was really happy to see him control a really good lineup like that in his rookie year. So I appreciate Lowry making another Sox fan look like a total douchewad. Good times.
I was always a Lowry backer. I’ll miss you, guy.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
That start was a big factor in me liking Noah.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Towards the end of the game, some dipshit Red Sox fan (is there any other kind in the Bay Area? I don’t think so)
GO TO HELL
You just now noticed the red Sox hate here?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 21, 2009 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It always sucks to see young players go through career threatening injuries, especially when they are Class Act guys like Noah. He was a budding star really, but opposing players, teams and fans never saw him as a threat (as he was soft spoken and kinda laid back)… so it kinda made him an underdog every time he went out and pitched, and every time, the opposing team and fans would say, “WOW, who the heck is that guy?”
Noah was awesome. He had that amazing streak in August of ’05 and I really thought he was headed toward being, if not the elite level of starters, the very next level. Dammit dammit dammit.
I went to a game he pitched against Houston that month. Kent came up in the first and hit a shot for a HR. That was the only hard hit ball that I remember. Lowry was awesome the rest of the game.
There was that game in Minn that he outdueled Santana also. Don’t remember which year. I remember Mike Redmond being quoted as saying that “that kid is a young Santana” or something like that.
/tears.
I remember that Houston series. I went to the other two games, including a great start by Tomko (!) although we blew a late lead and lost in Schmidt’s start. I watched Lowry’s start at home. Pornstache afterwards approvingly said that his Astros teammates had told him Lowry “had guts” as a pitcher, and he agreed even though Lowry had given up a HR to him.
Dammit dammit dammit.
by non sequitur on May 20, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Giant, unfortunately injured.
Here’s Lowry’s Top 5 Game Score games:
1. (88) August 8th, 2004 vs. Cincinnati: 9 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 9 S0
2. (88) August 21st, 2006 vs. Arizona: 9 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 6 SO
3. (80) August 6th, 2005 vs. Houston: 7 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 3 BB, 8 SO
4. (79) September 22nd, 2004 vs. Houston: 9 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 7 SO
5. (79) August 22nd, 2005 vs. Philadelpia: 8.2 IP, 5 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 6 SO
Lot’s of August domination. The Game Score is in ()’s.
August Noah Lowry
had the potential to be as mystical as Sunday Tiger Woods….
For whatever reason, you always knew Noah was going to be lights out that month.
That game was on my birthday
I had a big juicy burrito, and watched the back to back to back homers. Lowry pitched a dream, too. Could be one of my favorite games ever, actually.
I have this bad feeling that one day he is going to make a comeback with some crappy team like the Rockies and pitch a complete game shut out that keeps us out of the playoffs.
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this would not make me as sad as one might think.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 20, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m with you. I’d love to see Noah come back strong and fulfill his potential, even if it is for another team. He was one of my favorite Giants.
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Bye Noah
I’m sad you couldn’t continue to be a good pitcher for the Giants due to health issues.
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I want him back
next year.
please?
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on May 20, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
I vividly recall this game, his first start of 2006. Noah was absolutely dealing through the first five outs, we all had visions of a 20-win Cy Young season in our heads, and then it came crashing down. After that day, he was never the same player—a pretty decent pitcher but not a dominant one.
Thanks, Noah, for what you brought to this team. I hope the rib surgery was successful enough for him to live a normal life, whether or not he continues his pro baseball career (with the Giants or some other team).
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I went to that game, my first home opener.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Another thing, I missed the changeup after he stopped throwing it - or throwing it as much as he once did. In ’04‘05 he was throwing it around 27-28% of the time and in ’07 it dropped all the way down to 18%. He started throwing his curve way more that season. I’m guessing it might have been a grip thing, since he was starting to have trouble with his hand at that time.
His changeup may have been my favorite of any Giants pitcher.
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I asked a similar question on BCB (spam) of which Giants pitcher has had the best change? I can’t of anyone else besides Schmidt, Lowry, and now Lincecum. Schmidt’s change was awesome.
Cain has a good one.
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I hope.
I could probably come up with a couple more if I gave it some thought. It’s not a really obvious thing like a curveball, though. I used to LOVE Shawn Estes’s curveball. It was such a pretty pitch. One more reason why Estes’s fate still makes me sad.
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Oh, Russ Ortiz had a pretty good changeup, as I recall. Y’know, back when he was a competent pitcher.
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You know, I seem to recall that in ’05, when Matheny came on board, he tried to get Lowry to throw the curve much more often, presumably to give opposing batters something else to think about other than the change.
by non sequitur on May 20, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If so, it was a pretty bad idea. Thanks to new pitch-type linear weights on FanGraph’s, we can see that Lowry’s changeup was a really good pitch for him in 2004-2005. Additionally, Lowry really didn’t make the switch to the curve until 2006.
Run Values for Lowry’s changeup per 100 pitches:
2004: +2.06 runs (thrown 27.3% of the time)
2005: +1.66 runs (26.8%)
2006: -1.55 runs (22.7%)
2007: +0.96 runs (18.7%)
He lost a feel for the pitch in 2006 and it was never the same. But, when he had the change, it was his best pitch.
Actually, looking at his BIS pitch data, it looks like he really switched to a slider in 2007. He threw the slider 23.6% of the time that year after a career high slider usage of 13% in 2005. In 2006, he threw the curve 13.1% of the time, which was the most he had ever used it before.
Yeah, ’06 then. And whichever year it was, I recall Matheny later saying he regretted “forcing” Lowry to rely on his change less.
I don’t even remember Lowry’s slider.
by non sequitur on May 20, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just so dirty, the way it disappeared like a devastating splitter.
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I hear the next homestand...
They’ll be promoting Noah Lowery Bobble Rib Night!!!!
ok…… I’ll stop now!!
~wake me up when they score some runs~
:(
it’s just really sad. Can’t think of much more to say. :(
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Sad about this. Wish Noah could’ve been part of the next Giants playoff team (provided there is one in my lifetime).
As with everything else, I blame Sabean.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I blame Juan Uribe.
Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on May 20, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING
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by Zetsuboushita on May 20, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Jose Uribe
His death came right at the time when Lowry was showing signs of falling apart. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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I went to a game he started at Dodger Stadium against Derek Lowe and I remember him pitching decently enough to get the win but not he exact numbers. It was a Giants blowout and Noah took Derek Fucking Ground Ball Lowe yard, it made my year its the only thing I remember from that game and it still makes me happy. I bring it up almost every time someone mentions Lowe.
“He’s good? Oh yeah well I saw a soft tossing lefty take him deep! Take that Lowe lovers.”
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During the series against the Yanks in '07
IIRC Lowry was facing A-Rod with the bases loaded and no outs. Pretty epic at-bat, A-Rod worked the count full and fouled off like 10 pitches before Lowry finally got him to ground into a double play. A run scored anyway, but it could have been much much worse. That was Lowry’s ’07 in a nutshell: let everyone get on base and magically wiggle his way out of it. And that day he did it against the best hitter in baseball, it was pretty awesome.
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Dammitall. Shitweasels. Bloody bloody bloody hell’s teeth.
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Biggest wish, Selfish division
I hope he gets the right surgery, it works perfectly as hoped, and he comes back to the Giants (clears waivers? we offer him arbitration and pay the undoubtedly reasonable price?), and does well.
Biggest wish, Unselfish division:
Noah’s surgery resolves everything, and he goes on to a happy life that never involves defeating the Giants.
Only other wish: his agent pipes down.
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I hope Noah comes back to baseball...
Even if it’s not with the Giants.
by AmorVincitOmnia on May 20, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
What if it’s with the Dodgers?
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by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonights lineup
CF Rowand
SS Frandsen
3B Sandoval
C Molina
RF Winn
LF Lewis
1B Ishikawa
2B Burriss
P Sanchez
I can’t even be angry or befuddled anymore. I’m at the point where it’s just funny to me.
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THE FUCK?!?!?!
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IT'S NOT THAT HARD GUYS!!!
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……………
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Help
(What’s the big deal? I’m so out of the loop)
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by tk on May 20, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand is hitting leadoff
We feel that this is a bad move.
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OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS FUCK.
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So it looks like we were both wrong
I gave rational reasons that Bochy might have batted Burriss leadoff for that one game. When Velez was leading off yesterday, you concluded that he just liked SPEED.
The truth is that Bochy just likes doing random shit with his lineup. The end.
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The craziest thing is that we have TWO guys who’re perfectly good leadoff hitters.
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Is this shit out of a hat?
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by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing shit against the wall and hoping something sticks.
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Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
COOL! Someone is finally testing the theory that it truly doesn't matter what the batting order is.
Lots of stats people talk about this, but no manager ever has the balls (and/or insanity) to try it in reality. As a laboratory experiment, the only difference I would offer is to swap Molina & Sanchez in the order.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 20, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fi-urr Bochy! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! Fi-urr Bochy! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
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Oh good God. Why? Why is Rowand leading off? There is absolutely nothing about his offensive game that would make him a good lead-off hitter. And why is Ishikawa in front of Burriss? And Frandsen in front of Winn and Lewis. This line-up is pooparific.
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You know what it MUST be?
If Rowand is batting leadoff, then he can’t GIDP. That is THE ONLY FUCKING RATIONAL EXPLANTION. I tend to think the lineup doesn’t matter all that much, but if you’re batting leadoff then you get the first opportunity at extra ABs, and WHY would we want to see more of Rowand? WTF BRUCE
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
So…because leadoff hitters have been shitty all year he’s putting a guy who was already shitty there?
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I still remember seeing Noah Lowry live for the first time
he outdueled some Padre Marquez guy
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200406190.shtml
Lowry’s life couldn’t have been that bad before that game.
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You know what would be funny?
Bengie leading off.
by AmorVincitOmnia on May 20, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
That’s tomorrow night.
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 20, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I also think Bochey needs to work Bill Hayes into the line up sometime soon.
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 20, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
1) Bengie Molina C
2) Emmanuel Burriss 2B
3) Tim Lincecum P
4) Eugenio Velez SS
5) Rich Aurilia 1B
6) Aaron Rowand CF
7) Randy Winn RF
8) Fred Lewis LF
9) Pablo Sandoval 3B
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that pie > cake, that Bochy is endowed by his creator with certain undeniable traits, that among these are veteran man-love, a gigantic skull, and the pursuit of the double switch.
Adopted Giant: Fred Lewis, who can still draw a walk.
OMG!!! MY EYES!!! I"VE GONE BLIND !!!
/please don’t ever do that again.
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My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
Worked for the Rays!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
At least Lincecum is pitching.
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 20, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy can hit a little bit.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand hitting 6th?
That’s absurd, swap with Manny and he’ll see some good pitches hitting in the 2nd slot before slugging Lincecum.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
by Scooter Ellis on May 20, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's missing something...
…Pedro Feliz, Catcher!!!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
D-Backs pitcher's wife found dead.
D-Backs pitcher’s wife found dead. Sad News here.
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2009/5/20/881651/scott-schoeneweiss-wife-found-dead
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
wow, um that is horrible
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
wtf
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
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Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
If Dustin Pedroia played in Seattle, not many people would be talking about him.
Eff. That’s terrible.
Joe Martinez: My fingers are crossed and my palms are together for you.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I definitely appreciated what Lowry had done for the Giants and it is sad to see injuries possibly end his career prematurely. This news would have sting even more had the Giants not currently have a glut of young promising pitchers in Timmy, Matt, Mildly Unclean Sanchez (MUS), MadBum and the other Timmy.
Also, it’s nice to see Timmy, Matt and MUS are all injury-free thus far in their early careers. Throw in Mr. Every Fifth Day Zito and the staff looks to be very healthy.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
once again
Lowry was a good giant and if he’s gone he’ll be missed. Thanks for everything Noah
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Thanks Noah
There were those games of great promise. It’s such a shame that injuries did what they did.
I have three baseballs signed by Giants pitchers:
Jesse Foppert
Noah Lowry
Tim Lincecum
May the last one reign forever.
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
Number in the logo
Hey, is that 34 in the site logo a new tribute to Noah, or have I just not noticed it before?
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
It’s for Nick Adenhart, the Angels pitcher who was killed in April.
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