Open Gamethread III: Rise of the Machines
by Natto on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
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Krypton exploded. Yes?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice caption
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
I’m really full from dinner.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Lemme just say
I am completely on the Barry Zito bandwagon. Though I think he should have a VERY short leash in the 7th.
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THIS
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:O
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Too few
"Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense."
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
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nightmares
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of those segments that use to be on ABC Saturday mornings with the talking yearbook kids.
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Probably saving it for when they need the roster spot. I imagine he’ll be there soon if they call up Guzman.
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OK lets light up this random bullpen arm
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at least Young is out of the game
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Scott Hairston Look Alike
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Not cool to bring Hairston's mom into this.
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by Mayor of 311 on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
“Butters, you can’t shoot another guy in the dick. That is not cool man.”
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Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey how about a leadoff runner
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Rally on those BAD PADRES
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
is this a different Eugenio Velez?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
guess not
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Epicgenio
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shit velez
there goes my Panda w/ the 3 run homer this inning
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This is the official “WalrusMan Sucks” thread, right?
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He's killing me in fantasy so far this week
so I can’t yet talk shit
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just swing at the first pitch, Kevin.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Classic: Team X destroys the Giants, then bends over for LA
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
This inning will be over momentarily.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
TIE THIS SHIT SON
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Whatever happened to Sean Burroughs?
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
he was traded to Sucktown
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
from his wiki
It was during this time that Burroughs was given the nickname “The Bachelor,” because all he could hit were singles.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s funny
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned on the game
To see Fransden ground out on the first pitch. Has this been the Giants sterling approach all game?
Yes classic Giants plate discipline tonight
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 19, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good! I was afraid they might start thinking at the plate and develop major headaches.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The evil bastards are winning all over the place.
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes, how many times has Pablo K’ed looking?
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
that was a nasty pitch
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I know
Its a rarity for him to K though
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Indeed
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SHIT that was a good pitch
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Zito gets Horrible run support. Score some freaking runs O.
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
Zito is not a Winner!
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What’s the word on Ishi? Should we expect him to pinch hit for Aurilia soon?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Eckstein chokes up too much
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
The knob on his bat is abnormally small too.
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this floor is pretty dirty.
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Zito needs to have a VERY short leash here
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FRED!!!
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FRED!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
F F'n LEW
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
FLEW!!!!!!!!!
DA NAH NAH DA NAH NAH!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
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WHO IS THIS GOLD GLOVE IN LEFT FIELD?
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS AWESOMEZ
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HOLY SMOKES
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FLEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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FRED
meet baseball tonight’s top plays
by sadison bummedgarner on May 19, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Thats twice
The midget must be pissed
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BOO HOO
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was it that was questioning Fred's D?
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People who’ve watched Fred play D
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by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT, HUMAN BEINGS!
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IDK
but Zito can get one more. He’s been doing it all night.
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You just know about Bochy leaving people in a bit too long and not have someone warming up right away …
I know
but Zito can finish this inning. If he doesn’t get past Gonzo then he should be pulled, but he won’t be.
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Dammit Zito
1 PITCH WALK!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
You’re not supposed to look directly into Hairston’s face.
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/face melts
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Heath Bell
Panda is gonna go yard on him
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He is a hefty fellow
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This is definitely not Howry do it!
So Heath shouldn’t be on top?
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It's really really hard to stay optimistic lol
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THIS PLEASE
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Denver just puked that game up like a bunch of bitches
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you said “Denker” and I was wondering what he did.
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ZIto’s getting squeezed
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Young got that call EVERY TIME
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Please get him TFO if he walks this guy
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TWSS
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw the changeball
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BARRY FUCKING ZITO, BITCHES!
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good defense that inning
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Zito was good AGAIN. And wont win AGAIN
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Yup
fuck this offense, seriously.
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Ok Bruce,
now DONT FUCKING LET ZITO OUT THERE IN THE EIGHTH YOU FUCKING GODDAMN MORON SHITHEAD.
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When Bruce Bochy reads that comment, all he sees is:
LET ZITO OUT THERE IN THE EIGHTH
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Anagram of "fucking goddamn moron shithead"
DEFAMING THUDDING CROOKS. OH MAN!
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce to himself, “Ah reckon Zitos pitchin reel good now. Mebbe I oughta leevm in fur a few more innins. Hmmmm….ow! That thankin shore duz hurt ma head.”
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Prediction
Giants will get no love from ESPN’s top plays tonight.
Nah
at least 1 of Manny/Freddie will make it.
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Unless Kobe hits a pinch hit home run
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THE FANTASTIC PLASTIC PLACE
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
TRADE ZITO NOW
his value will never be higher!
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The Zito Paradox
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop it Subway, just stop it
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2 girls, 1 sub.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So how do you feel about the $5 footlong campaign?
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I hate the ads
but love the deal
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I just can’t get enough of really crappy singing
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The $5 foot long campaign needs to die.
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The $5 foot long campaign needs to die.
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STOP IT GUYS
I agree a lot
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Fuck you, Scott Hairston
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The $5 Scott Hairston campaign needs to die.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed
The $5 Scott Hairston campaign needs to die
by DividedByZero on May 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If FLew goes yard this inning
I will love him forever
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If he gets a hit, I’ll like him, but not “like” like him.
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I will love him
in a totally manly way
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Five dollars agrees a lot.
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We need a FLew dinger when he gets up.
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We need some post Taco Bell runz
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quick
Volcano tacos for everyone!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD FUCKING SHIT CUNT FUCK
nobody in the bullpen
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Krukow should stop drinking the kool aid in the booth
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HORSE!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT THE FUCK UP KRUK
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speeeed
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AUGH that was a nice pitch
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I cant fucking believe we're doing this again, bruce
did you learn NOTHING??? GOD YOU ARE FUCKING MENTALLY RETARDED. And I don’t mean that as a joke, you need to seek professional help. I think you have a learning disability.
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I love you and your rants. If it wasn’t so sad I would be laughing more than I am right now
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
I try
but my RAGE doesn’t compare to JCBs
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Your getting there. They are starting to be my favorite thing about this blog. I just wait for Bochy to make a dumbfuck move just so I can see what your reaction is going to be.
On the run from Johnny Law, aint no trip to Cleveland, or San Francisco.
Really? WOW
I wasn’t aware that I’d attained this reputation. Im glad my anger is giving someone else entertainment BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AINT LAUGHING ARRRGGHHHHHHH.
I have no shortage of material, that’s for sure.
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I’m laughing.
Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on May 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Fred to do what Winn did in ’05 in San Diego.
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THIS
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I reckon Winn must have struck out in ’05 in San Diego.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bad feeling about this Lewis AB.
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So predictable, Lewis.
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FLEW FLEW FLEW FLEW FLEW FLEW
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Failewis
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT FRED
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SHIT
Fred Lewis needs to be better at not striking out.
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This is opposite day for Fred too
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We know how this AB ends
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If anyone can do it, Richie can….
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by Little Napoleon on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
fly out
the alternate ending
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I hear that correctly?
FLew is .333 at Striking out?
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I think it’s more like .286
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DFA
weak
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
If the entire team was DFA'd and a top high school team brought in I wouldn't give one shit
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you probably wouldn’t notice
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
At least Richie wont lead off the 9th
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Yeah,
I’m going to take a shower. I don’t need to see what is sooo totally going to happen next. Just a pre-emptive fuck you, bruce, you lost us this game AGAIN YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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Exactly
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I don’t blame you. I also feel a bit icky after watching this game.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean is an ass.
Thats why Dave Roberts is sitting at home watching the game making 7 million from the Giants.
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Denethor loved Boromir for his veteran savvy.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis: The Road to 200 Strikeouts
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It's all setting up!
Burriss Single. Bunted to 2nd. Velez Ks. Frandsen Walks. PANDA GOES YARD
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DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WIN
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if he wants to win he should follow Cain’s lead and learn to swing the bat.
Choppin' broccoli
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Pat Misch is just there in case we go down by more than one run.
No use burning a decent pitcher in an unwinnable game.
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In theory, every Padre could get injured on the same play. I think we could get a run out of that.
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Pope Benedict... gotta be black with a name like that, yes?
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by Mayor of 311 on May 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
REGGIE WILLITS IS WHITE?
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by Zetsuboushita on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a throwback player
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Yes. Liza Minelli
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on May 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Frandson know it’s a night game or does he just like the eye-black?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Who was the last Giant’s pitcher to record a complete game loss?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
8 inning Complete Game
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Here we go
Time for the greatest comeback in Giants history
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by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Wow barry
just wow. I love this Barry Zito.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
this one is way better than the POS version we had for the last two years
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
WIn this Fucking game for Zito.
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Glad I didn't leave yet
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Bengie Molina, long jump
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Rich Aurilia, hammerr throw
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
is bowling an olympic sport yet?
cause FLew would get a ton of strikes
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I hope they at least score a run to get him off the hook.
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He's been better than that
he’s been actively good.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
He's been worth HALF his contract!
That’s pretty good!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
LET'S GO GIANTS! LET'S GO GIANTS!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
3.62 ERA
His ERA has to be sub in his last 6 starts
Bad news: The giants suck at baseball
Good news: I just made a delicious mango smoothie instead of watching this last inning. :D
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Oh, mango smoothies are good.
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MANGO FUN TIME
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
if you pour some in your keyboard will it get to my keyboard?
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S OKAY EVERYONE
SCHIERHOLTZ IS HITTING
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oh ffs
TAKE PITCHES BITCHES
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
Rowand, hit a HR and I'll stop calling you a "jagoff"...for the next week.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
Nate’s night is done
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
crumbled up into some soft-serve ice cream
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz made his appearance in the on deck circle.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
It was fine the first way.
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If Aaron rowand hits a HR here
I will forgive him forever.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
I’ll forgive him for 5 minutes and then return to ripping him mercilessly for the douche that he is
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HE GOT A HOLD OF THAT ONE
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
go ahead and swing at the first one, Scott.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS ENDS
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
Rowand
The perma 0-2
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
HE HITS WITH 0-2 IN BATTING PRACTICE. OH WAIT
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
here comes the slider down and away
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
oh, wait, it came right over the plate
good job fouling it off rowand
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
by Sammy Danger on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
foul ball?
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm.. righties are 0-23 against Bell, so we should pinch hit with a righty right?
Brandon Crawford: Your 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
brilliant!!!
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You can trust those numbers!
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if you're Bruce "I'm a fucking retard" Bochy
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
just setting up a double switch. rowand in Velez out.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Ishikawa and Nate
are too sleepy. Not enough grit.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
Heath's brother, Drake?
Where’s Josh?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
DFA
eat the contract. I don’t give a shit. Fuck this guy.
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Im not even surprised
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
and, there we go!!
Adopted Giant Darren "Speedy" Ford. Said by Andrew Baggarly to be the fastest minor league player and the best defensive outfielder in the Giants Organization. Now playing for your San Jose Giants.
WOW THAT WAS CLOSE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
That’s the same pitch Ishikawa can’t hit!
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BRUCE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
FINAL HOPE VELEZ
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ WILL SAVE US
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
OH MY GOD GUYS IT’S EPICGENIO
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
he fucking should be
this is a fucking joke. Guy goes the whole goddamned game and the team cant score 2 fucking measly runs for him. Fuck that shit.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Has he hit a HR as a Giant?
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
It was over in the 2nd
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Over in the first….
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by Little Napoleon on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
like watching an auto accident.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
if Velez is our final hope, there is no hope.
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Every Giant is great during batting practice.
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Kelez
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
fuck this team
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Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
EPICGENIO FAILEZ!
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
yeah
That was to be expected.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker, who is currently walking wild over the PCL.
by rightcenterfielder on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Never end the game on a looking K, never
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
oh for god's sake velez
if the ball was on a tee would you swing?
MAH BOY Kevin Pucetas gets nothing but results, and is highly sought after by 29 other major league clubs.
SHIT THATS FUCK
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
Zito
gets to join the ranks of Giants pitchers with CG loses.
co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
Ishikawa, let the boy hit against lefties.
motivation for more canyon throwing, thats all.
by i wish we were good on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
should be a colorful post game open thread lol
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
Praise Zito
Rip the Offense a new A-hole
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Start of a great roadtrip
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
FUCK
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Bell's internal monologue...
“Wow…it’s like pitching to a bunch of seventh graders!”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
didnt get moar hitz for us wif the playerz of his.
by i wish we were good on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Started Velez
Used Rowand as Pinch Hitter
Left Zito in (though that didn’t backfire because Wito was pitching)
Let's bring the...
The cupboard is bare
I agree with you—seeing Velez in the starting lineup (particularly leading off) is a deflating experience. But Velez actually did OK tonight, amazingly enough. Anyway, let’s face it, there’s not much else on the roster right now that would represent that much of a difference. The roster is fully-loaded with suck, top to bottom. And if Velez doesn’t start in CF, we’re looking at another night of the guy you didn’t want to pinch-hit. I suppose he could’ve gone with Schierholtz in RF and move Winn over to CF. But Schierholtz is hitting at about the same level right now as Matt Cain.
Bochy can only play the guys that Sabean has given him.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
do I really need a reason?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
The next Giants loss on Comcast Sportsnet Bay Area will begin tomorrow at 7PM with Jonathan Sanchez going for the Giants.
LOL
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 19, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What sucks is that they've already shot the highlights.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
its not even funny, his starts are kinda depressing now
by i wish we were good on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point, I can’t say I’m surprised or disappointed. Just amused.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
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It goes beyond comical
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
who knew that going 0/12 with RISP would come back to haunt us?
must conserve battery power
/shuts down
is ok. the ground attax didn no work today
by i wish we were good on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, this offense sucks.
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Who'da thought
That after another frustrating, demoralizing loss in which the team played like absolute shitola…
..the only guy we’d be praising is Barry Zito.
Anagram of "knowing how to win" = WOW, I KNOW NOTHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Directv Fail. Showing the Comcast Post Game show.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sabes doesn’t seem to mind wasting good pitching
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
by kbsofaraway08 on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems to me that this offense is nothing but offensive.
Judgment Day is coming
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This game sucked except for Zito
Not so proud adoptive parent of the set-up man.
This is definitely not Howry do it!
Zito pitched very efficiently. Got into a couple of jams but weaseled his way out of them. I was very impressed with him.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Wronghanded Affeldt pitches right
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
shit at this point we need 2015 Villalona
to come back through a time portal ala the original Terminator
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I think the last thing we need is a career minor leaguer with a .300 OBP and strikes out more than Adam Dunn
by i wish we were good on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand gave me hope, for a nano second.
Ron Wotus for Manager or Roberto Kelly.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.
He had the opposite effect for me.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet, nourishing 3...
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
The Giants did half of this in 1 game!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Optimist!
That would require us to go 3 for 10 with RISP in the next two games.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Sorry, I don’t play scoreboard in mid-May. I hate the Mets all year. I’m rooting for the Dodgers tonight.
Proud new dad of Edgardo errr Edgar Renteria!!!
I’m rooting for the Dodgers tonight.
Fail
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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