Damon Bruce = Not exactly Charles Dickens
I know this book will be a huge, huge hit with the McCoven. Or not.
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This tells me that if an abjectly stupid numbnuts like Damon Bruce can write a book, I have no more excuses. I need to get off my ass and finish my book.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 19, 2009 7:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I’m wondering whether he included a list of Best Bay Area Baseball Slash Fiction in his book.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, coming soon to a minor league near you.
by EliminateMe on May 19, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering the source, he’d award a spot on the list to this slash writer I (and TK) know, who writes insanely overwrought emo 900000 word crap in second person present tense. God. It makes me want to weep and then die.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 20, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This douche isn’t even a fan of any SF teams.
Damon, go write a Chicago sports list.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2009 7:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Note that the title of this book is “…Bay Area SPORTS Lists.” A few of the included lists:
Best Cheap Eats in San Francisco
Top 5 Non Sporting Events at Candlestick (Jesus, Damon, come on)
Quotable Characters from the Candlestick Days
Best Places to See a Concert in the Bay Area
Ten Best Movies Shot in San Francisco
Worst Pieces of Crap Filmed in San Francisco
Worst Hairdos in Bay Area History
Ten Great Quotes in San Francisco History
by KCE on May 19, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He wrote a book…full of pointless lists…and was published?
WTF
/throws away and deletes all previous work
/begins new work on Sacramento Area Sports Lists
by chilibean_3 on May 19, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to denigrate Sacramento’s sports scene, but just write one book on Leron and Leon Lee.
Randy Winn is going to catch that. And he'll do it real classy-like too.
by oldjacket on May 19, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ten Great Things About Pie by chilibean_3
by xanthan on May 19, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve already got Lars to preorder ten books.
by chilibean_3 on May 19, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want books made out of pie!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s worse than your idea about a coffee table book about coffee tables that can be turned into a coffee table.
by chilibean_3 on May 19, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lars is Cosmo Kramer?
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 19, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you talking about
that’s a fantastic idea!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
by Viliphied on May 19, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
here is one you can use
top 3 Sacramento High School football stars who turned into criminals
1. Rae Carruth
2. Donte Stallworth
3. Onterrio Smith
by FluLikeSymptoms on May 19, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chapter 109)
10 things I hate about 10 columnist in the area
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on May 19, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teen comedy with Shakespearean dialogue
Ten Things I Hate About Damon Bruce
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 19, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
#10. He wrote a book and called his own book “great” in the title.
Sir Alex Omar Hinshaw: It's not right if it's not left.
by The Enchanter on May 19, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ten Best Movies Shot in San Francisco
Basic Instinct better be #1
by FluLikeSymptoms on May 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Like Heaven would be #1 on Matt Cain’s list
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on May 19, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 Reasons Joe is God…
Reason 10) You know who I am talking about…
actually no I don’t
Minor White > Ansel Adams
by say hey nation on May 19, 2009 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really? No Clue? Please say you’re playing around
by dogdays on May 19, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s clearly referring to Joe Morgan
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 19, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Blow?
Where is my beer & chili dog?
by daveinexile on May 19, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Feliz is Charles Dickens
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
McCC = McClain Chronicles
by Useful_Idiot on May 19, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to be technical but wouldn’t Charles Dickens be Pedro Feliz?
by dogdays on May 19, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mr. Bruce,
You need a new home. Your over-bloated sense of self importance and your outsized ego is just too big for radio or for northern California. This environment is too confining to contain someone of your – obviously to “good for the Bay” – caliber of sportscaster professionalism. You’re a big and beauteous sport-loving plant that has outgrown your bonsai sized pot. It’s time that you have been transplanted before you get root rot.
This all became crystal clear to me last night when you stepped upon your mighty soap box and claimed sports superiority over all other bay area sports figures.
“No one works harder,” you say.
Amen brother! You speaketh the truth while we hide in the darkness.
“No one brings the truth more,” you bellow.
Preach man – preach it! The truth shall set us free!
“I may get in trouble from time to time, but no one tells it to you straight like I will,” you quietly but defiantly reassure us.
Yesssssss! Rebelllllll Yelllllll! MF!
We are too lucky to have You Damon. We had brats and beer in Mr. Kruger. You changed that. We almost had MeowMix and dog water with FP, but you saved us. With you, great sir, we get the sportscasting equivalent of Kobe beef steak tartar and Chateau Lafite Rothschild. We are a blessed bunch – well from 7-10 weekdays, at least.
You shower us with such luxury, yet we do not show our appreciation. You spread your sportcasting light of hope across the land and we do not see. We do not buy your mighty tome in droves to delve deeper into the transcendental experience that is “BRUCE!” And we do not have appreciation for your greatness.
And so, you MUST GO! Off to a better place. Leave. Go to a place wherey the understand the value of BRUCE. It’s time – now – go – bye now…..
-- Born Yesterday
by thatdog on May 19, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
…and don’t let the door hit you in the @ss on the way out….
by avwh on May 19, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is it not listed under Comedy?
Judgment Day is coming
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by Natto on May 20, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would it be wrong to go on Amazon and give it really poor ratings?
by Merope on May 20, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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